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[@orochi4293]

"Politicians are even worse than scientists naming things" 💀 Couldn't agree more.

[@tomtomulando4963]

"Ľudia otupjéjávajú" - Andrej Danko

[@Marylandbrony]

How to be Kurzgesagt Step 1: Get ducks Step 2: Get nuclear weapons Step 3: Blow up the ducks with said weapons (See items 1 and 2)

[@Noober_0]

Instructions unclear, ducks did not explode

[@Archgeek0]

Instructions *extremely* unclear, ducks began colliding and splitting into smaller ducks in a chain reaction. Please advise on what to do with resulting infinite Cantor ducks.

[@name.660]

Instructions unclear,the ducks turned into dinosaur sized ducks

[@user-hp6mt2hi8e]

@@name.660 *elephant*, go with elephant

[@SCP--bm6td]

instructions unclear, the ducks exploded the nukes, and destroyed the entire experiment room. oh wait? Doubting the power of ducks, is what scientists call a very bad idea. -kurzgesagt probably

[@donaldtrumpscat2443]

"We treat animals absolutely disgusting... but hey, steak is tasty!" Best quote yet

[@saulgoodman9025]

When?

[@Whatdoyouthink276]

@@saulgoodman90252:23

[@saulgoodman9025]

@@Whatdoyouthink276 ok thanks

[@PlatinumNebula]

3:13 "Tiny Finland, do you feel uncomfortable now?" Lmao

[@user-zf7cj5rc4f]

,,A great place for our nuclear test!''

[@spycrab2]

ah yes

[@perodactyl490]

oh gosh yes

[@Marylandbrony]

Kurzgesagt when seeing a pond full of ducks.

[@LexiLex421]

Ye,,

[@BobTomato.]

Hmm actually “” 🤓

[@NutpuffTheWolf]

7:45 "What's your favorite food?" *"Dark matter"*

[@TheDingusNamedKiwi]

Mm delicious I love dark matter

[@ThEspectrum20]

Kirby:

[@user-hb7rs1fn4p]

Mine is some nuclear pasta

[@mr.unknownical8419]

“You are not alone” - Kalm “You never were” - Kalm “You never will be” - PANIK

[@gamingtv4041]

👻

[@milaliah]

“Look behind you.”

[@lime.person]

9:47 "Anyone with an unsuitable mix, will be selected from the environment." _"AAAAAAAAA"_

[@NickAndriadze]

''Look at this thing, it's really big'' and ''A perfect place for our nuclear test'' are two lines most synnonimous with Kurzgesagt with my opinion. Really describes their videos quite well.

[@AtlynYoutube]

0:40 : JUST TO SUFFER?

[@bluey-next777]

*MADE ME LAUGH!!!!!*

[@crispyleaves123]

5:15 I can just imagine Yakko singing that LMAO

[@THE_funnyalt]

oh god

[@marcosettembre]

"And now, the elements of the periodic table brought to you by Yakko Warner"

[@IloveRumania]

@@marcosettembre Oh God, I'm a huge fan of both songs!

[@greenytoaster]

AIRY

[@crispyleaves123]

@@greenytoaster omg a ONE fan hii

[@c.i.n.b4710]

*"tiny finland."*

[@Darthfaceplant]

"do you feel... uncomfortable now?"

[@TheDingusNamedKiwi]

"Europeans are really good at war"

[@thegayagenda4589]

​@@TheDingusNamedKiwiI mean... tiny Finland *did* hold its own against the soviet union, so!

[@markjohn4203]

Wow, those 3 were strangly in context 😂😂😂😂

[@romanbundy921]

​@@markjohn4203fr 😂😂😂

[@GalaxyBoy-Robloxstuff]

8:13 A iconic line that will never be forgotten

[@wiseoldglitchakajuju3334]

1:21 bro stop stalking me

[@someone8206]

exactly-uh

[@Chuck-PK]

Kurzgesagt: "Eventually beneath the pasta, we reach the core." Skeletor: WAT!?

[@alexandroschrisopoulos7077]

Humans are expensive to keep alive - Kurzgesagt

[@dacgamer5741]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Everybody with Minecraft when they find a village: 8:15

[@enderb0t]

"War is so 20th century" ... Aged like fine milk on a hot summers evening

[@madmax0103]

Nah, it aged older than the universe

[@metalvoiceguy1232]

@@madmax0103 On a hot summer's evening

[@Frequ3ncy.]

"We can't detect it. We can't measure it. We can't taste it." 7:40 Wait, someone tried to taste dark matter?

[@minecraftmaster1678]

Yes

[@thatoneguywithhorns3774]

Don't ask

[@SnoFitzroy]

I can't tell if you're joking or you genuinely ignored "we can't detect it" despite literally typing it out

[@notveryartificial4486]

Now I did. Wasn't very successful

[@ICantThinkOfANameeeee]

You haven't?

[@C.F.P]

2:18 thats mount everest in a cup of coffee

[@strickrer4272]

"we take over 1200 hours on some of hour videos" the video: throws duck at supermassive black hole

[@AramatiPaz]

well spend hours

[@zedave7232]

8:08 is my favourite moment

[@adityanragudaran2763]

"At about 100 km, Earth stops and space begins"

[@iyadcharef1702]

8:43 that was a realy nice motivation

[@bluey-next777]

5:49 ADHD in a *nutshell AGAIN*

[@usenernameler._.]

That one about the “Staring at the computer instead of focusing on what you should be doing” hit hard...

[@glorp.gleepo]

“chicken wings are great” says black bird man. *cannibalism*

[@stepver2273]

i love how i watched enough kurzgezaght to know what the context is for most of those

[@hecxhockgames4114]

Did anyone else notice the: “everytime you kiss a man, Putin kills a kitten” thing?

[@ocn_palm]

4:45 Probably for the rest of my life

[@MrSprout37]

5:30 My man started rapping harder than rap god

[@ChristofApolinario]

The part where Kurzgesagt go brrrrrr is literally funny

[@Benwut]

3:12 Tiny Finland is amazing and caught me off guard

[@mrwang967]

Man, Kurzgesagt loves breaking 4th wall

[@kinn.03]

8:35 Kurzgesagt roasting hard

[@somegdplayer4039]

he always had

[@Grommp]

4:53 we call this rock earth

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

ROCK SOLID

[@goldsushi9003]

Him: the computer that’s distracting you from what you should be doing. Me, who has a cold: a fwoolish miscAuculation *sniff and frustration*

[@nguyentanphat7tc324]

5:40 cat and wikipedia and porn and business and youtube and science

[@daniellewilson8527]

7:50 that is how the cell do

[@legalizenuclearbombspleaseiwa-]

Clips that i know 0:07 End of space 0:26 End of space 0:50 Dyson sphere 1:31 Neutron stars 1:43 Neutron stars 2:08 Neutron stars? 4:55 Wormholes 5:10 Gold apocalypse 9:54 First's video of kurzgesagt

[@user-fg7qq2wy3t]

5:12 terminator seeds

[@Eggyteevee]

"Do you feel confused right now? We certainly do"

[@g.z.3725]

dont burn your house down to see if there's any glitches 7:21

[@theholypeanut8193]

A great place for a nuclear test. -every Roblox ron player when they get the nuke ever.

[@bdarmy7169]

What's ron

[@theholypeanut8193]

@@bdarmy7169 Rise of Nations in Roblox.

[@bluey-next777]

5:18 *INFORMATION OVERLOAD*

[@rift5458]

9:52 Spot SCP 682!

[@senpaiduck7177]

0:44 damn, that alien kind thicc tho

[@The3Dpolygon]

2:37 cannibalism

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

the return of TERMANATER SEEDS

[@equinoxonroblox]

"Europeans are really good at war." Well, that might be true.

[@allthefun2969]

Sweet, kurzgesagt roasting the humanity in a nutshell. Absolutely Sweet.

[@Le_Fenix]

“Tiny Finland” Why was that so funny

[@escritoradesorientada8731]

7:50 oh! Looks like my dad's car

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

“You touched every living thing before you with your DNA.” BANG BANG BANG FBI!

[@saschahofmann2421]

''Pitch black and under a thousand atmospheres or pressure it's a relatively pristine environment thanks to the absece of humans'' THAT WHAT SHE SAYD

[@oximas]

HAHAHa

[@DumbConstellations]

What’s this supposed to suggest? I’m confused

[@acollectionofcellsthatmake1403]

4:45 my favorite

[@floverr_9]

"human existence is scary"

[@TreyWhitcomb-wg8mf]

Mmm yes the floor here is made out of floor 😂 3:24

[@rossgriffiths5827]

3:16 "Europeans are really good at war" Couldn't agree more after all my country conquered half the world in search of spices

[@MaseehaOmarjee]

"The planet is too big. It DOESNT CARE! " omg okay ahahhaa

[@ofi_light5631]

6:28 Hog ridaaaaa!

[@thundergamer3756]

this is funky

[@kuutti256]

9:52 "..AHHHHHHHH"

[@mattalevine]

I can't believe you cropped it at "This is funky" and left off "and doesn't explode, which is a start" D:

[@wohami9318]

More people means . . . more people :D

[@DaniMartVtbr]

Nuclearpasta is the Creepypasta of scientists and science-fiction writers.

[@Yutii-The-Yutyrannus]

4:31 Doofensmirtz was the one who made our universe, thats the only logical explanation to why it has a self destruct button.

[@Enzi_Meteori_902]

7:57 my imagination of a north Korean person's car sorry 😐

[@DaanBruins]

8:06 yep that's kurzgesagt

[@alicemoonheart344]

How the heck it translate it to from kurzgesagt" to a "in a nutshell" ???? Thats cool

[@ToawstTheToast]

I didn’t know the word porn appeared in a Kurtsgesagt video.

[@Bently-dh7mk]

Love the thumbnail

[@Thegr8wario]

5:39 caught in 4k

[@squeakermcgee]

“What’s your favorite food?” *Nuclear Pasta*

1:19 ok sorry I have to leave, and thank you for reminder :D

[@rosangelaoliveira9322]

4:40-4:45 epic song

[@WackyGod]

“This strange things make up all the matter in the universe”

[@sillykel]

Aka ; kurzgesat being confused for 10 minutes

[@kingfloppagaming]

"Where are all the aliens?" Mostly America.

[@Scarabub]

*”Why are you still here?-“*

[@Riflyre]

8:06 "Pitch black and with a thousand atmospheres of pressure, It's a relatively pristine environment, thanks to the absence of humans. A great place for our nuclear test."

[@LogicSam146]

I love these.

[@xqandstuff]

0:07 until 0:17 yeah way to waste the tax payer's money

[@user-wy5rd6we1h]

Funniest thing I’ve seen this year 10/10

[@IOSALive]

controversial lemon, Subscribed because your videos are so much fun!

[@Al_L.]

6:38 Haha that was your mom

[@colourfulyoshi]

0:41 just to suffer...

[@TheLazyGermanGuy]

Me: *goes to sleep* KZbin recomendations:

[@LeRoy_Jenkins1]

"And we can't taste it" Man i really wanted some dark matter ice cream

[@user-db4sv6fb9n]

TERMINATOR SEEDS

[@amohama_]

I love this

[@explosive_koala1]

9:33 bruh this is so funny

[@someone8206]

5:53 how did you knooooow xD

[@youtellme_studios4330]

Deserves a freaking sub sheeesh

[@Graeaeae]

I can’t watch these it’s too existential, the randomness helps though to shake me out of it

[@noahconn9425]

ancient civilization on titan made me think of lethal company

[@kyoko4651]

Ok wierd thought but when humans die out and aliens come to our planet if they decide to watch a KZbin video to find out what we where like, and they watched one of the video on kurzgezart, they would probably think we where all crazy ducks and get the hell of our planet

[@NoSaneOCs]

Kurzgesagt in a nutshell in a nutshell

[@DontYouDareToCallMePolisz]

"This is funky"

[@ellkidschannel8053]

2:00 what is this video

[@alecxander9573]

The Great Filter, something like that.

[@ishiharakanzo]

You can still learn even if it's without context