Kurzgesagt Roasts You [Fan Made Edit]

[@Hoot]

Sequal to this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nprUmXeaarWdf7M Ey Kurzgesagt if you need a voice over for roasting haters, slide in my email 😉🤪🔥💯🍆

[@t.y.n177]

yey

[@jalaliuschadius2532]

Very good kek confirmed 👍

[@rift7609]

oMg my CHild is PERFECT!!1!! NONE DAR SAY OVERWISE1!! hoW COULD YOu SaY somethng liek dAt!!1!

[@argxeta]

I literally thought you were the narrator.

[@TheCaptNoname]

Imagine Kurgesagt randomly stumbling upon this video, liking it and complimenting your impression of him

[@rascal_rascal]

The “scheißeposter” is what made me chuckle.

[@FuriousKnob]

He did a little chuckling

[@rascal_rascal]

@@FuriousKnob indeed

[@amongusztav655]

Scheiße dont forget the E

[@rascal_rascal]

@@amongusztav655 whoops, didn’t see the typo

[@XTARSAGENCY]

That means in german: shitposter lol

[@kizaragiren]

Scheißeposter almost had me choke my water

[@Hoot]

Don't choke your water. It hasn't done anything wrong.

[@kizaragiren]

lmao

[@zergling6802]

@@Hoot The water had choked me tho. At last I will have my revenge.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

@@Hoot My kind of humor.

[@roberine7241]

@ Hoot Maybe it’s into that kind of stuff.

[@puzzLEGO]

If this was the kurzgesagt voice, I would not be disappointed lol

[@lancetheking7524]

Oh I wish sir verified guy

[@xstar9567]

hello verified guy

[@ROFL1337PWN]

Same

[@yolk6867]

I was actually convinced ngl

[@dogedarkthethird7513]

Hello verified random guy that doesn’t know how to write kurzgesagt

[@itsbart4618]

The “I want to… well… die” was so on point 😂

[@5k_vx]

I heard the empty silence in many Kurzgesagt videos, in which he says something like "the power is... well... extreme" so the fact that he included that silence is hilarious 🤣🤣

[@boyforblue]

Me: watches excuses for skill issue about good games. My brain:

[@thecommentreviewer6515]

"You're not a clown, not even the circus, You're the entire comical entertainment industry" -the narrator

[@madeinmemes7069]

Sadly they would just say “at least I’m funny”

[@ZeldaGamer]

"Atleast i have a purpose unlike you" -Some guy

[@itsnarroblox]

@@ZeldaGamer "And my purpose is not laughing at your jokes" -Narrator

[@xxleomappinggamingxxfirey4429]

""You're not a clown, not even the circus, You're the entire comical entertainment industry" -the narrator" - The comment reviewer"

[@randompersonuhh.someone4153]

Don’t call yourself a joke!! Jokes have meaning Idk Siri or somethn-

[@FriedBreadToastFish]

Kurzgesagt: “These birds you see in my videos are bigger than your 'bird'. These birds even got laid when they were an egg.”

[@zat5176]

BRUH

[@wawa-vh7zt]

These accounts with same pfp are totally alts, *or are they?*

[@zat5176]

@@wawa-vh7zt Nah bro this account is legit

[@roberine7241]

@@wawa-vh7zt Vsauce michael here

[@johnodarod9629]

these birbs

[@GGE]

Favoriting this for reactions whenever I need it. Thanks.

[@chazaqiel2319]

Definitely sounds like something someone like you would use

[@gandalf2616]

....indeed.

[@cluster__1]

Less go Gregor got another tool to react with.

[@AGnar0k]

you must have really felt like using this when arguing with your friend over valorant recoil lol

[@aSmallGreenDot]

wheres your checkmark gregor

[@isg4]

That pause for the "extra virgin.. oil" was hilarious

[@maestrofeli4259]

"in the future, you should favor: the non-shit ideas" this line was so good that I revived and all the hair in my bald head grew back

[@adonaiyah2196]

Wig unsnatched

[@Spadetothebrain]

Callback of the century. I love it.

[@thebucketheadgaming]

"Or I may explode."

[@30pranaypawar17]

@@thebucketheadgaming skibidy baboom dada...

[@deproocho]

@@thebucketheadgaming coca cola espuma

[@Pink_Lobster]

‘The world is a big clown car and you’re one of the clowns in it’ Ty for this god roast.

[@jonasdj2950]

That's stupid though, mentioning that the world is a clown car suggests that most people are clowns, which makes the roasted person seem avarage. Not a roast really.

[@sheepcommander_]

@@jonasdj2950 yeah, you're just basic

[@jonasdj2950]

@@sheepcommander_ What do you mean, the joke isn't even a roast, would be a bigger roast without the clown car

[@yosefyonin6824]

@@jonasdj2950 yeah i need the joke explained to me as well

[@sheepcommander_]

@@jonasdj2950 well you're still basic

[@captconrad6014]

Can we appreciate how "The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it" is unironically an amazing line.

[@lotsofstuff123official]

Yep. I appreciated it

[@ballin_lain]

its honestly true

[@ogluqqychess4452]

Life is just you getting a ticket to the freak show

[@graves55]

Is everything else you say always ironically?

[@ogluqqychess4452]

@@graves55 let people unironically use the phrase Ironic (lets be honest they probably think ironic means made of iron😂😂😂) Just kidding just kidding

[@Sawyer_Harding972]

“To scale on your monitor” Me watching this on a tv:🗿

[@jeremiahwoodward6444]

This is, no joke, one of the most elaborate roasts I've ever seen. I laughed for a while. Good job.

[@lilysantiago679]

Can we send 1 tonne of shit into interstellar space?

[@ZuriVoid]

First reply to 1.7k likes

[@samuelfernandesoliveira]

|​@@ZuriVoid used "First reply to 1.7k likes!| ..it failed terribly.

[@ZuriVoid]

@@samuelfernandesoliveira ikr

[@arson_carson]

Hoot out here just casually dropping a god tier Scheißepost out of nowhere

[@khalilalabiat8064]

*no replies*

[@XTARSAGENCY]

@@khalilalabiat8064 *there is reply*

[@khalilalabiat8064]

@@XTARSAGENCY *replied*

[@robloxboxertblocked9636]

@@khalilalabiat8064 *an another reply*

[@goldenadmiral2912]

@@khalilalabiat8064 another one

[@higron1061]

Why do i feel like this is specifically targeted?

[@Hoot]

Not specifically targeted. More of a "general tool".

[@shaq1604]

Idj

[@Killerjerick]

@@Hoot You're a general tool.... Tool for entertainment because I absolutely love your vids, keep it up man :P

[@armablign]

plz tell your waifu to stay out of my pulls ty 😂💜

[@Anatoli275]

@@Hoot what a shame

[@OneReallyGrumpyJill]

"The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it" goes way too hard, wtf

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Hoot is now a certified meme wizard and one of the greatest _Scheißeposters_ of all time

[@youwantmyname9208]

He gives us non shit ideas

[@XTARSAGENCY]

No hoot is not a shitposter

[@xeerl]

@@youwantmyname9208 we may not explode

[@aleikebanks6457]

Pronounced Sheisseposters for anybody who needs help pronouncing it (Sh - eye - za - posters)

[@frenchmemedealerr8106]

you know what scheißeposter means ?in what language ? dont say things you dont know the meaning of

[@ilhamwafi8801]

This man can voice-act, animate, and edit. Like if he was the last person left on KZbin it would actually be totally fine

[@orangutangsusan917]

I don’t think he animated these I’m pretty sure he took clips from their videos and added text.

[@Maunomanly]

@@orangutangsusan917 i think he meant sfm

[@MrOvergryph]

don't forget script writing and studio production!!

[@orangutangsusan917]

@@Maunomanly oh yeah that makes a lot more sense I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

[@patt5085]

Timing and editing are always under appreciated art

[@dylanlin9079]

Kurzgesagt's videos are very good, I enjoy watching them

[@adamsamer5516]

Yea I'm surprised that he knows about them

[@Punkini]

That’s great man

[@kv.nte1]

yes

[@engineergaming5989]

Longneck Engineer gaming

[@LeotheJapaneseLion9890]

I don't watch him a lot but I've seen some of his videos and you're right. He covers topics that for me, at least, are interesting as hell.

[@Marcus_Ortiz]

0:20 if you put close attention to the bird being sliced in half, you can hear a Minecraft “oof” sound 🤣😭

[@TheNeptunianGamer]

I never actually noticed that 😭

[@amsyarzero]

Holy crap, this genuinely feels like what Kurzgesagt would do if he became a memelord EDIT: Thanks for all the corrections! I genuinely didn't know Kurzgesagt wasn't a person but a group.

[@BlatantlySwedishPGN]

Kurzgesagt isn't a person fyi, but some of the things said in this video legitimately sound like something they'd put in a script

[@danksanchez4324]

Kurzgesagt isn’t a person it’s a team but yes i can see that

[@MP-vc4nu]

Meme-empire* ?

[@dripshinji8281]

@@MP-vc4nu imagine the possibilities...

[@not_herobrine3752]

@@MP-vc4nu memepire

[@karlnikolasalcala8208]

How did you nail their style of writing so precisely I JUST CAN'T AAAAAAAAA

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

HYPER FUNFUN

[@migdaora]

@@Akaeru definetely he did

[@zersky495]

Tumblr cringe

[@TheLinposterIsSus]

The tumblr wheel of reactions spun and you picked “AAAAAAAAA”

[@Wonderhorse9006]

OMG NO WAY U JUST CANT AAAAAA 💅✨

[@X-SPONGED]

"You're not the clown, you're the entire circus" _Roast 100_ "This world is a big clown car, and you're one of the clowns in it" *_[I N S U L T 1 0 0 0]_*

[@stoborking]

Favourite Insult of all time

[@mario493]

I'm a going to use that insult whenever someone act like a clown.

[@mario493]

@B makes sense. Guess we're all clowns after all

[@mainhandle101]

"And you aren't just the clown, you're the clown car"

[@territoriesoflegreaterbrit8877]

"You're not s clown, a circus or even the parade, you're the entire entertainment industry.

[@deadfullgamingstudio6859]

"Here, at Kurzgesagt, we focus on important things, like blowing stuff up." - the man himself

[@EdelJaeger]

Kurzgesagt needs to see this masterpiece

[@Lcmusic1-v3x]

I can't believe he hasn't already. I am just waiting for a reply from him.

[@Shreymani2]

exactly

[@BorgAce]

@@Lcmusic1-v3x *they. kurzgesagt consists of 43 people and a dog ;)

[@Lcmusic1-v3x]

@@BorgAce What is the job of the dog? Does he voice act?

[@EdelJaeger]

@@Lcmusic1-v3x he barks

[@Liquid278]

This hurt my head because i legit thought Kurzgesagt actually posted it for a minute

[@2000joh1]

Kurzgesagt became big Scheißeposters

[@stargazerch.3605]

@@dontmindmejustlisteningtom8225 Nooo, do not utter that word or the necromancer is gonna get ya!

[@memorymimic]

@@2000joh1 ah yes "In short it became big shit posters" thanks google translate

[@migdaora]

you seem to be the type of of person who ignores video titles

[@LeotheJapaneseLion9890]

This looks like a legit video but you find out that it isn't by looking at the uploader's username

[@ivomaltine1327]

this is not even masterclass anymore, this is a masterpiece

[@Wm7forthewin]

master ba-

[@Hasio-Maszkietnik]

@@Wm7forthewinit

[@Incineration72]

0:38 “or i may explode.” got me dying

[@Frankthegb]

It wasn’t that funny

[@luiginastro8831]

This is amazing. We need the actual guy to re-record this.

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

Blobbery

[@srai5333]

The voice from the kurzgesagt is a hired voice actor. They always have his link in all of their videos. so its possible.

[@thesaddestdude3575]

@@ms.yawhaw8831 Blobbery doooh dahh dingleberry bongers binger bungle grungle

[@Beanie1879]

"The world is a big clown car and you are one of the clowns in it" that is the best quote i've ever heard. I love that.

[@toddboyce3599]

But clown cars are tiny and earth is big.

[@YourMomsCar3650]

@@toddboyce3599 no shit

[@FangTheManokit]

*Honk-honk*

[@Milkomeda_Galaxy]

@@toddboyce3599 Bro is onto absolutely nothing💀

[@DerultimativeOzzy]

Best Scheissepost I've seen in a while! Everything's so on point.

[@Broxyc]

To be honest thinking about how many people don’t know what scheiseposter means so they have to google it makes me chuckle

[@noahsmith2001]

I love how you actually provided a link in the description of how big of an explosion it would be.

[@beary-boo3223]

I was having a good time the whole video, but when he said "in the future, you should favor the non-shit ideas" I burst into laughter.

[@LeotheJapaneseLion9890]

Me too bro. Also when he said "the greatest Scheißeposter of all time". That also made me burst into laughter!

[@danielbenavides8287]

@@LeotheJapaneseLion9890 💀

[@al6243]

The fact that it has subtitles makes it even better. Now I only need Kurzgesagt to acknowledge this and my life will be complete.

[@Wetbread127]

Actually, if you pay the $75 Patreon, they the kurzgesagt narrator will literally say anything you want.

[@calitts4708]

He actually put the link in the description. HE ACTUALLY PUT THE LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION AND IT IS AMAZING.

[@somekek6734]

Putted

[@calitts4708]

@@somekek6734 fixed

[@FatihYudhistra]

@Ali Onur Alp *placutted

[@TaeKinzel]

@@FatihYudhistra puttedn’t

[@AidanGrissom-c8j]

I post this to people who say keep coping cuz this is the ultimate comeback.

[@EntireTeamIsSpy]

I like the idea that when Kurzgesagt roasts you, *they post sources.*

[@capitão_paçoca]

why do I find touhou fans everywhere I go, I am becoming crazy

[@nine5746]

@@capitão_paçoca ikr

[@Dyson_mass]

@@capitão_paçoca well, so how about we waiting kurzgesagt make a touhou related one?

[@krescented]

@@capitão_paçoca okay person with a remilia pfp no hate tho

[@capitão_paçoca]

@@krescented why there would be hate lol

[@HorizonIncarnate]

I love Kurzgesagt content and I did not ever expect memes on them so this is a wonderful surprise

[@EnderTrev5]

they're a propaganda channel funded by billionaires

[@SCP--fj2jr]

*The voice is like an alternate voice for the original, The editing(?)/burns are fantastic. Keep this up.*

[@cody5535]

"The world is a big clown car; and you are one of the clowns in it" Holy shit my sides

[@BowserZeki]

I can't imagine if real one voices this.

[@whoareyou3781]

Aired

[@kevinkommtspielen3164]

The fact he translated shit poster into German just makes it better

[@prim16]

Germans will actually unironically say "Scheißepfosten" to mean "shitpost" on Reddit. It's obviously a parody on the English phrase though, as both words are translated literally

[@thesaddestdude3575]

@@prim16 Germans-

[@prim16]

@Jul W you legit think r/ich_iel is a bunch of boomers

[@Iaminyourwalls2738]

That was actually very useful. I’ll keep it in mind.

[@panther1911]

If I don't see a supernova sized explosion hoot I'm gonna be disappointed

[@abaronofchivalry5176]

This voice acting is better than most movies

[@pmangano]

Oh god this is so good. It genuinely feels like one of their videos through and through, well done.

[@ioffendeveryone.2417]

That aint no roast that third-degree murder.

[@antisanity_]

Hearing Kurz saying "Meme Wizard" just kills me XD

[@eefbad5552]

"In the future, you should favor the NON-shit ideas, or I may explode." Comedy gold my friend.

[@sharshabillian]

Nitrogen - Oxygen - Nitrogen? Please explain

[@doireallyhavetoname]

The “We have a example on that in the description” got me laughing to death

[@hornet2674]

I don't know how you can dislike this. You clicked for Kurzgesagt roasts you and you got Kurzgesagt roasts you.

[@raboczkybotond3430]

POV: You have no idea what I got these likes for

[@hampter460]

ha ha ha ha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👌👌👍👍

[@karelpgbr]

Yeah truly

[@viviking32gaming97]

I need more of this TOP shitpost

[@yuurichito1439]

Dam Tanya pfp

[@HaotoAnimeOnPiano]

@@yuurichito1439 What series is she from? I mistook her for Koishi from Touhou.

[@Praecantetia]

I love the science sounding part of "you're composed of a strange matter"

[@mayn8154]

This is easily one of the best roasts I have ever seen. Thank you for that

[@tecno_gamer4308]

I would donate my kidneys to make Kurzgesagt make this with his voice.

[@dylantortosa7678]

"The world is a big clown car, and you're one of the clowns in it." Me: Shit I gotta write that down

[@hat6885]

“To scale on your monitor” Me watching this on a projector

[@josaca87]

Big brain

[@ianalexandergironlara5589]

@@josaca87 time

[@Yourheart-4me]

Pfp checks out 👌

[@eliyaskiya]

oh yeah this is big brain time

[@hat6885]

Just to note I did actually watch this on a projector

[@lemoncake8377]

"Your brain *to scale on your monitor*" Me an intellectual: watching on a tv😎

[@charlesescano]

A "TV" is like a Monitor

[@charlesescano]

A Monitor is just a Device that displays information in pictorial or text, And the "TV" does that

[@charlesescano]

So clearly your joke doesn't make sense

[@lemoncake8377]

@@charlesescano '--------------------------------------------------' ...

[@lemoncake8377]

@@charlesescano a tv is bigger than a monitor isnt it??? lmao

[@cosmocode75]

My last post: "Nice logo! Btw I just returned from school. I had a geography exam"

[@sneaks9150]

All I can think of now is a legit fully-featured video by Kurzgesagt where they explain to a specific politician about exactly how and why they are incapable of critical thinking and are wrong, using beautiful tailor-made graphics.

[@notzaqr3828]

YES

[@violenceisfun]

By specific politician do you mean drumpf??? 🤣🤣🤣

[@violenceisfun]

@Gold Ingot 555 please do not disrespect my POTUS, Russian.

[@nuclearbomb9483]

He's probably talking about Roosevelt

[@froghugs2597]

why specifically politicans?

[@chaoticcar6231]

"The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it." is a really good fucking put down man... :(

[@Ketchup1810]

4/10 roast

[@huntersherman3537]

"And I want to... well, die." on point

[@Raigster]

I might be a clown or a circus but at least I'm not a carnival.

[@EnderKnightBG]

This is not Cringe, this is a masterpiece

[@cheesyboygouda]

Dang, Hoot. You made a meme so good it has literally zero dislikes. Incredible!

[@calitts4708]

*to scale on your monitor* People using ultra wide TVs: "I don't have such weaknesses"

[@somekek6734]

Who doesn't go downstairs to use the extra wide family TV to watch shitposts...

[@Dumb_Luffy-q7q]

Dang this guy's never gonna give us up

[@Ilovecats72836]

*sigh*... days without me getting rickrolled: 0

[@creeper6530]

Never gonna let us down

[@Sawyer_Harding972]

Imagine having an anime pfp💀

[@soupofdoom4542]

@@Sawyer_Harding972 imagine hating on people's pfp 💀🤡

[@Sawyer_Harding972]

@@soupofdoom4542 it’s fucking cringe🤡

[@leogougeon8984]

This is a YTP with class. Excellent, tickled my funny bone.

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

Thing

[@Sen-ki-]

The fact you replicated even the way he speaks is amazing

[@Derethevil]

God i lost myself as "Scheißeposter" was said. Holy hell. You made my day. xD

[@SinArchBishopOfEnvy]

People watching this in a IMAX: 🦆(dancing)

[@crowdie423]

When you discovered kurgesagt's writing style...

[@kyzinga266]

Who knew birds could roast you out of existence

[@someguy2347]

0:30 We gonna talk about how clean this sounds

[@DavidAndrei-d7z]

Thats me when I see my KZbin recommendations 💀

[@v1rtuasharky615]

The fact that there are subtitles makes this the embodiment of perfection

[@nightzn_]

Reaction memes are becoming more and more advanced.

[@PanoGD]

The unkown cell contains, dead skin cells, anime , dead memes, and virgin oil just made me laugh

[@LavroseRovender]

Okay but this is pretty spot on!!

[@vitooreo3424]

This is actually great. I can’t wait to finally remind my friends that they can’t post anything good.

[@SnapThrone]

Title: Kurzgesagt Me:😃 Channel: Hoot Me:😲

[@SIothingAround]

Let's be honest though. This guy teaches us more than our actual science teachers.

[@nomanghada]

true

[@bensoncheung2801]

144p -th 👍

[@coffeenotcoffee8492]

Yessir

[@andrewcavallo1877]

Glad to see he actually did link a video to how strong he would explode in the desc.

[@Xyb3rAnims]

despite the deep voice, this is so well edited wtf

[@madnesslocura7620]

Finally the perfect video to respond to a twitter without even saying a word

[@tripmracek1580]

0:11 People with phones are screwed.

[@blankie340]

0:13 your brain "to scale on your monitor" is wild. 💀 that being said, lemme go turn on my smart TV...

[@Remus1033]

This feels like something an AI would make based on Kurzgesagt videos

[@cinimatics]

"The world is a big clown car and you are one of the clowns in it." Poetry.

[@marleyjames566]

Bruh all I posted recently was that my dog had surgery and is recovering, sorry hoot next time I’ll keep it to myself

[@Edvit40]

*"Your brain:* to scale on your monitor" Me, using a TV:

[@fluxasyt]

If Kurzgesagt voice over this, My life is complete.

[@epicmafia6281]

A fan made masterpiece

[@Clodinator]

The voice is a bit too gravelly, but otherwise on point!

[@dankduck]

I think that’s his voice himself mannerism is on point though

[@Chaz1871]

If only he could perfectly mimic other people's speech

[@Motoxrides]

@@Chaz1871 well there is a program doing just that tho would say it either would be 100% perfect

[@mikethespike056]

He's not Kurzgesagt bruh.

[@seaque.]

@@mikethespike056 Kurzgesagt is not a man. It's an idea.

[@ABiblicallyAccuratePigeon]

That big explosion in the description was very informative

[@blxzetf]

Certified epic meme, keep it up soldier.

[@multimedia4953]

Du hast die Animationen sehr gut getroffen!

[@LilacValley]

0:23 if i was strange matter, i would destroy everything but i am not strange matter

[@xuamer90]

this is actually the strongest roast ive heard in my entire life

[@thesaddestdude3575]

This wasn't just a roast it was a full on garden party BBQ!