Watching your Dog sh*t Tik Toks

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today I watched and ranked more of your god awful tik toks. They were not good and these tik toks were ridiculous. Your tik toks were nutty and a bit odd if i say so
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[@yepthatsegg3604]

Kwite has now admitted that he likes MHA and reads fanfiction. To all people out there who write MHA fanfic, there is a nonzero chance that Kwite has read your fic. For all MHA fanfic readers, there is a nonzero chance that Kwite hates your ship. Do with this information what you will.

[@The-furry_protector]

and a furry

[@yepthatsegg3604]

@@The-furry_protector true, but entirely unrelated to my comment.

[@Hobo-Dragon]

Watch the mha fandom explode

[@nattyism]

not me writing a tsu one shot before this

[@idiotperson5555]

Hope he doesn't rate shipping I do not want toxic shippers doing anything crazy, from experience (cough cough kiribaku shippers cough cough)

[@beholderofthehorrors]

I had a dream Kwite was a teacher at my school and I came up to him and said I liked his videos. Then he called me weird and cringe for subscribing to him.

[@billcipher8645]

Sounds about right

[@Snow_Sailor]

Very realistic of a dream.

[@gemmacadd2252]

Makes sense

[@Somerandomsnickersbar]

very accurate dram

[@what3954]

that wasn't a dream that was a vision

[@kirimuto6370]

5:05 so relatable bro 😂

[@VyLuM.]

7:00 i legit cried when i saw that pizza in the glass

[@Sigmagyatryanreynolds]

3:30 💀💀💀

[@rare_wendygo]

kwita... the horse is here

[@sams1623]

I can hear it in my brain

[@transvixenmc_]

I was there this time, chat was just calling Kwite, Kweter Griffin the entire time. Was amazing.

[@theringlord5391]

5:01 DOES KWITE LITERALLY HAVE A FUCKING STRAP ON HIM AT ALL TIMES!?!?!?

[@Fatedoesntexist]

2:35 "I doughn't" he's actually homer simpson not peter

[@thefifthofleelee]

2:02 why do he look so sad/disappointed 😭

[@lockerhead]

kwite arguing with chat over how hes not peter griffin is the funniest thing ever to me for some reason

[@austinbrake3936]

the more he argues the worse it gets tho

[@randomviewer391]

kweter

[@snapjawsbreaklaws]

Yes tho. pure. fucking. rage.

[@bigpoggers6507]

ok but him deciding that he actually is, is peak

[@stephencorliss1399]

Kweter Griffin

[@Cassie-Nova-]

Kweter seemed a little disgruntled today. Hope he's doing alright

[@herrscherofrayman]

kweter

[@spiderciderii]

kweezer

[@LL-tr5et]

@@spiderciderii what's with these kwite fans dissin my girl

[@nostalgiaguy3902]

​@@LL-tr5etweezer yo girl

[@Beterperter]

@@LL-tr5etwhy do they gotta front

[@dedbot9872]

Calling someone a lifetime bitch is the ultimate insult. With the full stop, too.

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

I love the toxic relationship Kwite has with his audience

[@senboy9002]

stolen

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

@@senboy9002 if you mean I stole the comment I’m sorry but that’s coincidental. I guess I just had the same thought as someone else lol

[@User.name2]

@@senboy9002 jokes on you, you have also stolen a comment

[@Bananstrawberry]

Your name confuses me

[@vive_silli]

toxic yaoi/yuri

[@King0fKyles]

Clickbait title there is no dog poop in these TikTok’s

[@Lay-Z_Studios]

😤How dare he.

[@mr.angrycat]

🍞

[@kingboo_2237]

@@mr.angrycat bread 👍

[@Lavender_Trick]

@@kingboo_2237 🥖

[@aggrim1]

@@Lavender_Trick 🥐

[@UnattendedSlinky]

*"Someone please help me, there's a lasagne in my ass"* I will stick by this quote and yell it at random people every damn day-

[@NavyNorthStar18]

The bisexual energy radiating off of this man is hilarious

[@lamplight404]

If i remember right he actually is bi

[@Benjifan2000]

​@@lamplight404 That's right

[@themaninyourcloset2951]

11:40 THE WAY HE COCKS HIS GUN AFTER HE SAW THE VIDEO GOT ME LAUGHING

[@Darthvader-theemperor]

Can you get out of my closet please

[@dexter_animates2205]

" I got an itch in the back of my throat only my gun can scratch"

[@embereon1723]

Are you the one knocking in that room? I'd be scared of him ngl I'd stop knocking bro

[@Artsonist16]

​@dexter_animates2205 you mean his *COLT M19 1145 ACP CALLIBER* 🤓🙄

[@glutenfreebees]

7:09 hey that's the one I sent in I've never submitted anything for a streamer to react to before this, but I'm glad I could make Kwite laugh after he had to witness that pizza get absolutely violated

[@The_Copper_Element_Itself]

I see you have awesome cooking skills

[@Annie-bp2kr]

YOU NEED TO POST IT ITS SO FUNNY!!!

[@JemiQui77]

I don't laugh at very many things, but this got me. Thanks kwite. And twitch chat lol

[@definitely6536]

I love that part where those tiktoks said "it's dogging time" and proceeded to tock all over the place

[@Spider8Crak]

dogging /ˈdɒɡɪŋ/ noun INFORMAL•BRITISH the practice of watching or engaging in exhibitionist sexual activity in a public place.

[@yezumi]

@@Spider8Crak 💀💀💀

[@User.name2]

@@Spider8Crak 😭

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

​@@Spider8Crakkrilling myself this is amazing

[@dukefang1001]

UTLRAKLIL

[@cheepthebird5117]

as an ex Dream smp fan, DO NOT BRING UP MONSTER CANS IN FANDOM SPACE THAT GOD DAMM FAN FIC WILL FIND YOU

[@WarTie]

what.

[@v1p3rlotus]

you unearthed a memory i wished to never remember.

[@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff]

Never heard of that. Anyone got a summary

[@WarTie]

@@v1p3rlotus what.

[@cheepthebird5117]

@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff monster can gets put somewhere it shouldn't go,

[@agentpee69]

That screech from the kid is so aesthetic

[@MooseMedley]

#abortioncore #fuckkidscore 😍😍😻😻

[@linlinaae]

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY READ THAT AS AUTISTIC 😟

[@terryblueberry]

So aesthetic core 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Jiafei would be proud 😍😍😍😍😍💓💓💓💓💓🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@icantthinkstraight8853]

@@terryblueberry this hurt me

[@ditzylilorgans]

@@icantthinkstraight8853 good

[@p1x1ep0p3]

“Y’all must actively hate me” must be because everybody always enjoys actively watching their favorite streamers/KZbinrs go insane

[@dylanmcfadden1229]

I'm glad that someone confessed to me today and then I come home to watch this

[@killerzombie2171]

So..how you handled the confession?

[@GrimothyVonJimothy]

you're a kwite viewer, there is no way in hell somebody confessed to you

[@billcipher8645]

@@killerzombie2171 they woke up

[@ferretonahelmet]

W

[@zachhennessy7686]

Yoo got a bf today and came home to watch this

[@Blaz_Haz_KATZ]

Kwite lore must be the scariest thing to exist He's just a hoodie that is taking control of some dude Literally just a floating hoody that is controlling some dead or alive dude And I don't know if I should feel sorry for chat

[@jasperjane4874]

It was such a blessing to be apart of the chat that was saying “KWETAH GRIFFIN”

[@Lovingbeast030]

Meg getting replaced

[@ghosty-1]

7:45 the way he changed his mind so fast 💀✋🏼

[@Greenboi32]

6:49 Italians after seeing this: You have-a mama'd your last-a mia

[@ka__i]

As an Italian I can confirm that they have Mama'd his last-a mia. They are now 6 feet deep into a pasta grave.

[@Malania4ever]

Malania (Doki Doki Undertale Club oc): HELL YEA MY FELLOW ITALIAN FRIENDS GET EM

[@chiachimariachi4682]

“Woke” this, “canceled” that, one thing we can all agree on is if we hear “Eating a burger with no honey mustard”, we all have to say it collectively

[@WhosKitzo]

True centrism is burger with no honey mustard

[@Gravel_TheCart]

5:58 That's me at 3 am eating leftovers that I know have at least five different chemicals that will ruin my brain

[@neon111_Live]

10:39 i'm crying, he did not make a comment about dream having a monster ultra. I dont know if he actually knew about *the thing* but my god, im so shocked

[@omnomcatjam]

i didnt even read it and i knew what it meant i was so shocked lmao

[@andreeaXPLR]

don't that there is a dnf monster ultra fanfict,i alr came across a karlnap one,a skephallo one😭

[@zhangtthew]

getting surprised to see kwote uploading as if i am not deeply invested in this parasocial relationship and memorized all the schedule

[@strawb3rrysuccubus]

same

[@Cherubpuppet]

5:38 WHEEZING

[@cottoneenthusiast]

AUTISM GANG RISE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@Golden-Freddy1987]

3:36 I don't know if the dude in question was Chinese but I saw a guy say "American horse pirates" When he was talking about cowboys

[@tankfarter]

It was daneis

[@dip.918]

Why did that Anakin cosplay have to be so fckin accurate I thought Hayden was just chillin there 💀

[@marip3055]

Pov: kwite video gets posted while you're watching a kwite video

[@ashhiles9880]

Sameee

[@The_Copper_Element_Itself]

The concept of "POV" has been completely ruined and gangbanged

[@stephencorliss1399]

6:38 It's Like Stabbing A Baby In A Stroller *Italian Music Plays*

[@stephencorliss1399]

7:51 is anothee funny clip

[@SquidClipps448]

10:22 This song is so familiar but I can’t remember the name or where it’s from can y’all help please 😭

[@Caifarren]

It's called Water Goddess Mitula. I think you've heard it in the newer Sonic Exe game. Indeed, it's a beautiful song. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJbNp2t9eZJgepY

[@SillyfellaX]

Got oupopular from Sonic.EYX Original is Water goddess Mitula - shining force 2

[@_stinepinne_]

@@SillyfellaXhuh I thought it was Zelda

[@greenrayxgrx2686]

1:24 bro looks like Bart Simpson 💀

[@rock3531]

Yes😂😂

[@xanderpascua2005]

11:23 great show, dumb community

[@mskedmai]

True

[@absolutecreature7217]

7:43 wrong. Scraptrap is the worst. Bro looks like a peanut

[@justyouraveragerobloxconte8883]

"theres a itch in the back of my throat that only my Colt m19 1145 ACP caliber can scratch" relatable

[@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow]

I read this as it was said😭😭

[@just_plush]

I was casually watching this video while drinking yogurt, i dont know why but hearing this on 12:24 made me laugh so hard i burst the yogurt out of my mouth while i was almost done

[@idiotperson5555]

I love MHA but I will be honest it is hard to defend the fandom, that’s why I follow my rules never interact with the fandom when you can in joy it alone

[@silverdrag0n_]

i live without fear of being cringe so the BNHA fandom doesn't scare me, however. the shipping wars? nah. because of how fandom culture is so toxic in present day, the children can't just "ship and let ship", but must act like their ship is superior. it's exhausting, especially in the BNHA fandom.

[@idiotperson5555]

@@silverdrag0n_ facts i do not care about shipps (the normal ones not the for example eri x midoriya) but people have some accations told me to kill myself just for thinking Mina and Kirishima was cute.

[@idiotperson5555]

one was a kiribaku shipper and the other was a Izuocha

[@Takejiro24]

@@idiotperson5555 Why can't people just let others enjoy their ships? 😮‍💨

[@nattyism]

i write mha one shots but don’t tell anyone else i like it, does that make me part of the fandom

[@Havoc.Obliteration]

4:30 Pov; queen reincarnating as Trisha's baby

[@bensoncheung2801]

1:00 Must be early in the pregnancy, or maybe the baby was just gulped air all along.

[@lwaysDrawing]

0:13 not the Wilbite Soot

[@creatureliketendencies1441]

I watched the full clip of Kodie and he was actually proper talented! Recommend you check it out he’s amazing

[@Blobbyboi986]

Fed

[@beeberton]

7:57 YOOO WE MADE IT IN AGAIN!!!!!!

[@kingboo_2237]

You got in congrats

[@Stuffed_Freddy]

3:18 Kwite, you actually laugh like Peter Griffin 💀

[@marlandboy3579]

I miss kwite

[@henrywalker317]

kwite is the absolute definition of chad. a vtuber with a colt m1911.

[@sillyman357]

I do believe schlatt has a glock and some sort of sig

[@Marchleneyagami]

7:48 you already know he saved that tik tok 😏

[@monmagog]

9:19 he sounds just like Peter griffin at this part

[@mistymeadow125]

4:20 you can just hear the dissapointment in his voice 😂

[@Shar1k_sh1ck]

Haha 420

[@nelsonvieira9761]

5:33 OMGGGGGG SO FUCKIN FUNNYYYYY BROOOO HAHAHAHAHHAH

[@Malania4ever]

XD

[@OLIXXDABEZT]

2:39 literally stolas:

[@TheRailandAviationcentral]

Brooo that’s what I’m sayinnn (also another hellaverse fan I see in the wild nice to meet you)

[@greg5817]

At 2:46 I was so ready for it to compare the Batman thing to Rottmnt Donnie’s password.

[@Ace_saturn.star.]

05:07 that is a real gun lol

[@ikariki9910]

satsumentine: * touches ur 4skin scar * promise you’ll stop for me 🥺 - I chocked on air when I read that lmao.

[@R4lph_01]

I hope family guy sees this just for them to make Kweter Griffin canon

[@sloth5894]

5:28 the bat/stick skills just deteriorating over time got me 🗿

[@fatimasalty]

0:40 song is “MC Mental at His Best”

[@Asparagutz]

6:49 Oh I’ve seen a lot worse treatment to pizza, A LOT WORSE- ( Someone at a furcon did it inside a pizza and left the piece of pizza outside their hotel room and someone ATE IT )

[@peepsv3rsion]

oh!

[@Expringle]

they didnt eat it

[@porgus4001]

Fun fact: the laugh used in the Lego Batman movie was actually a place holder recorded by the director but was loved and kept in

[@-theterrifictwins-5200]

I was gathering my life together then I watched this

[@NOVAGUTZ_08]

9:40 bro built like f(x)=x³

[@125friends8]

It feels good to understand this joke, thank you math teacher

[@NOVAGUTZ_08]

@@125friends8 I'm glad you do because this was posted a year ago and I've completely forgot what f(x)=x³ is

[@FrogKanna]

I love how Kwite in his thumbnails is literally a tube

[@strawberryjay1516]

I don't watch family guy but you laugh like peter griffin.

[@RandomNoob12346]

9:11 he changed it up so quickly 💀

[@The_Mysterious_G4mer]

Griffins are cool birds. Its also Peters last name.. Oh yeah also Kweeter Griffin

[@elixerisamess_]

I dont know why but i think Kwite’s voice is a mix of peter griffin and markiplier

[@achillesinlove8518]

Hey Kwite love your videos have a good day❤️

[@monkeygirl1894]

Totally sound like Peter Grifgin, ESPECIALLY the laugh. You cannot deny it, sir.

[@fnibbit]

I def agree with kweter on his thing about mha, as an mha fan it is so embarrassing to tell friends that I like it when they know how toxic the fandom is. I like fanfic too but I refuse to read mha fanfic just because of the high density of smut following teenagers there is

[@FuzzBugFanatic]

6:25 I'm still thinking of the one time I told my friend to stick a banana as far down his throat as he could. He was like pretending to not be able to do it and the kid next to him snatched it ad was like "let me show you how it's done in Texas" and shavod the WHOLE FUCKING THING DOWN HIS THROAT. LIKE THAT THING WAS GONE WTF (we don't live anywhere near Texas 😭)

[@dvr1382]

12:03 is a fnaf jumpscare

[@AmbroseArietes]

I'm starting to think you were inspired by schlatt with these streams

[@Nobody-707]

Its ok they never met

[@elliswebster7041]

Whoever finds that Wilbur soot one funny is the exact opposite of what I’d want my audience to be as a KZbinr

[@creamtheskunk7073]

Kwite is such a bottom and the screaming "IM NOT IM NOT" confirms it

[@ScuttleBugReal]

12:33 bro did a BLJ

[@chiakinanami8230]

I thought everyone agreed that scrap trap was the worst spring trap design

[@imposter595]

I would like a kwite body pillow

[@turqussy]

lets reply to this as much as we can so kwite sees it (:

[@tobyrightenger9748]

1:33 bro built like Sheen 😂😂😂😂

[@WaterLover64]

4:15 as soon as my mom walked in this started playing

[@eemilyy]

DUDE WHAT TIKTOK IS THAT🥲

[@ironworksstudios8472]

Me being disembodied by a skin walker my hampster watching

[@oddaminates]

Man I love it when Kweeter make these videos 👽👽👽

[@erial_]

Loistrap: Kweter, the horse is here

[@donnamosier5436]

🤣🤣🤣5:01

[@Senator.Tien.Strong]

3:54 at least I'm not the worst senator (Also I dressed up as you for Halloween a.k.a Peter Griffin)

[@CokeFiend99]

1:06 the back wombs 💀

[@TracedRed]

hello jschlatt

[@sewerman14]

1:17 best one

[@sewerman14]

5:27 e

[@Stinkybutt.5432]

Yes

[@max._.jakobb]

12:03 just a burger wit no honey mustard

[@Buhhhdy]

5:12 */insertcommand:ycr..../success/*

[@agentISclickbait]

Kwite should look at springtrap edits- i mean like, just look at him when he saw one

[@Roserosey04]

Cosplays too

[@unusual_sandwich]

That Springtrap tiktok got me acting up

[@cryonus4711]

He sounds more like a fusion of Moist Critikal and PJiggles (if you dont know them, look them up)

[@vessel__]

I was going to say moist critikal and schlatt

[@Bigmanreggy]

The fetus got springlocked💀