Kyle and Taylor on the Warhammer 40k Universe and Lore

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[@a15thcenturysuitofgothicarmor]

'Ate xenos 'Ate chaos 'Ate pyskers 'Ate nids Love Emperor Smiple as

[@GabagoolGang]

'Ates Em

[@FunkBastid]

‘Ate xenos, Not xenophobic, just don’t like ‘em,

[@sallyspits]

The Emperor Protects.

[@rump438]

Kyle is so close to breaking and buying a box of models, its amazing. We all went through this man, just give in.

[@Vin_Venture896]

I hope 10th Edition finally breaks him. The Tyranids and Space marines look so fucking cool

[@Dr.eeeeeeeeeeevil]

Henry cavil said fuck it

[@campbell682]

Is it difficult to paint them, or just time consuming? Have you ever encountered someone with an absolute shit paint job?

[@TeamOneDay]

Better to 3D print them/get third party models. Rather not pay of cent to GW.

[@TeamOneDay]

​@@campbell682 Yes to all of that. Well, the first two depends on the complexity of the model. A bunch of small guardsman can be very loosely painted fairly quickly, and unless you zoom in you won't really notice a lot of mistakes. You get yourself a Primarch or a Titan and you'll have to be careful. This goes into your third question, because some people really do suck as painting if they haven't tried it before. There's a reason one of the most famous lines in the community is "thin your paints!" I remember someone's Imperial Fists (Forge World models I believe) looked like they were shoved into a microwave and then painted by a toddler. If you struggle painting, start with less detailed, small models. Or pay someone to give your models are sweet paintjob. I swear to God if I have to paint one more Lamenters pauldron...

[@JordoValentino]

Woody lost total control of his eyebrows at around 9 minutes.

[@cannibalgamer9833]

God I'd love to see D&D game with these guys

[@mrzoso4940]

they should get a degenerate DnD KZbinr to be the dungeon master and do a quest

[@Plamler]

With Koibu, destiny is the connect. I think he has one slot open too

[@gscryinlikeabitch]

I did watch hours of a D&D game modified to fit my favorite anime One Piece from a big OP youtuber and that was awesome.

[@rodsquad5764]

Patreon exclusive

[@Freakazoid12345]

I like that you said, "game", singular and not get too excited and ask for it to be a regular thing.

[@psychzach1588]

This 20 minute clip is why I watch.

[@danielthompson2661]

I had this mentality for years. I didnt look into 40k for years because i knew i would love it. Just bought my first combat patrol this week

[@awesomezombie4565]

Always love the 40k talk 🤘

[@sallyspits]

The Emperor protects.

[@TimonPOL91]

For the full conversion of Kyle into 40k nerd the need to get Bricky onto PKA 😅

[@veganssuck2155]

luetin

[@channingtaintum]

11:10 Store? $1100? Haha 3D printer go “WAAAAAAAAAAGH”

[@a15thcenturysuitofgothicarmor]

🎯 fuck gw

[@JCOwens-zq6fd]

Nothing wrong w/ collecting. As a matter of fact war strategy games were historically played by kings, pharaohs, great generals etc. I like the strategy games. Im not really into the toys & stuff though. I collect antique & modern weapons mostly.

[@mrzoso4940]

Nerd /points So, can I come over and play? 😂

[@rodsquad5764]

Modern tabletop wargaming originated in Prussia, was refined to a public audience by H.G. Wells, had a resurgence because of Dungeons and Dragons and a revival was attempted by Gary Gygax. It wasn't until Games Workshop created their own game systems did they create Warhammer.

[@noahwood6530]

I know you don’t mean it demeaningly but I can’t call them toys. I’m a grown man. They are “pro painted miniatures with high resell value”. Now if you excuse me, I’ll be in my mothers basement.

[@FunkBastid]

7:56 Woody hitting DANGEROUSLY close to home

[@ChichiNaka]

3D printing made warhammer super easy to get into, you can print a $5600 army for like $80

[@sallyspits]

Yeah but they all the stores will identify it and ban you.

[@sallyspits]

Kyle should just buy into it and become a Warhammer nerd.

[@catdogsking8658]

You can use ai art for the visual aid now. It makes it amazing

[@jacobschott9385]

As someone who not only plays table top 40k and works at a game store. I think Kyle would be surprised at the average 40k player. They're not all neck beards.

[@50shadesofgday64]

Virgin 40k player vs Chad 40k painter

[@professorgrass3953]

Not all. just a major majority

[@veganssuck2155]

just went to my local one, they were all neckbeards

[@sallyspits]

They 100% are. I'm a 40k fan and every single person I've met is a neckbeard. That includes me.

[@WhoseCatIsThis]

You guys should definitely make a couple of episodes playing D&D

[@insanitypepper1740]

I was just in Akihabara (Tokyo) and there's a giant Warhammer store. The figurine battle scenes they have created are intense, and I know nothing about Warhammer.

[@sallyspits]

Weeb

[@nelsondisalvatore9812]

There is a reason why GW figurines are called Pastic Crack.

[@sallyspits]

Ooo pastic

[@NostalgiaVivec]

I think they should get someone like majorkill on the show. It will just be a gym and warhammer episode though.

[@FantomEx22]

You guys should all play Sons of the Forest together! It’s a survival horror with a pretty cool building/crafting system.

[@Cybersamurai87]

Let's go!!!!! About to get 40k live games from kyle!

[@onlineparadox13]

This is why we collect and play kill team exclusively. Way fucking cheaper

[@FunkBastid]

Fuck yeah, Kyle listening to Brother Baldemort

[@Horneycorn]

Woody is starting to feel like the third wheel here..

[@ginjaedgy49]

he's an old boomer

[@jakobsrensen1684]

starting?

[@Horneycorn]

​@@jakobsrensen1684 On the gaming topic yes. Of course the guy is a third wheel on most subjects but Taylor was also mostly on the side just like Woody when Kyle was going deep into gaming but now there is another topic where it's 2 to 1.

[@Horneycorn]

@@ginjaedgy49 The irony is that he is the 'original' gamer of the three. 🤣

[@douggaudiosi14]

He's the weakest link

[@sallyspits]

The God Emperor protects. Glory to the God Emperor. May the God Emperor protect.

[@Filip_Agrippa]

You should change the Tumbnail, because Total War Warhammer isn't Warhammer 40K, but WH Fantasy Battle. :D

[@_Shotox_]

they should 100% play deep rock galactic

[@MrPikaGammer]

Someone should tell Kyle about Dark Heresy, it's like D&D but is set in 40k.

[@shionshimakura7807]

If you’re interested in dungeons and dragons I’d recommend checking out Solasta, it’s a pretty good game that functions basically just like D&D. It comes with a prefab story and the character creation is pretty easy to get into, there’s also dlc with a second campaign and another is on the way I think.

[@marine76a]

Kyle just needs to buy his disgusting figurines and fig out. Just have a bigger fig paint them for you

[@prestocatronium]

even if it isn't ever televised, perhaps better if it isn't, PLEASE play D&D Kyle and Taylor

[@mikecurry6847]

Just buy a decent 3d printer and print them. I've been thinking about it actually. The official ones are unjustifiably expensive for sure

[@Buffybeatthacheeks]

This is how it starts

[@DAWAXFAX]

I HATE RPG GAMES BUT I LOVE TO HEAR KYLE TALK ABOUT WARHAMMER SO I FOUND MYSELF LOOKING FOR A NEW GAME TO PLAY AND I HAVE BEEN SEEING THE 40K UNIVERSE AND THAT NEW SPACE MARINE GAME BUT I FOUND VERMINTIDE AND THE INTRO HAD ME SO HOOKED I JUST HAD TO LEARN ABOUT THE SKAVEN " HORDES OF RAT MEN THAT CAN BLOT OUT THE HORIZON " HAD TO LEARN ABOUT THE SKAVEN MIGHT HAVE BEEN A WASTE OF TIME BUT THE WHAT IF IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD IS LIKE DAMN THEY GOT IT BAD IN THAT FICTIONAL UNIVERSE... IM DED INTERESTED BUT I HATE TOP OVER RPG GAMES I NEED FPS OR EVEN A THIRD PERSON STORY EXPERIENCE LIKE GEARS OF WAR NOW THAT I THINK OF IT PROBABLY BORROWED FROM WARHAMMER...

[@FrenchyMcToast]

Didn't Kyle own like 300 guns? Hate to tell you this, but that's not any less nerdy than if you had hundreds of swords lying around your house.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

To be fair at least you can shoot targets or hunt with guns, you can't really do much with swords beyond look at them or swing them around. Even the ones used at reenactments have to be specially made and aren't really for display. So yes one is more nerdy than the other, and don't get me wrong I don't own any guns

[@45drizzle]

DND is awesome you guys should try to get into it

[@justinantonius2823]

I literally think the only two subjects Taylor is qualified to give advice on is nerd lore and accents

[@ZombieSexmachine]

I like how kyle thinks 40k is more nerdy than D&D

[@NostalgiaVivec]

Tbf recently DnD has become very mainstream. But I'd say they're pretty equal in nerdyness

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

It def is tbh. Dnd is basic high fantasy stuff. 40k is way more obscure number crunchy weird and expensive

[@NostalgiaVivec]

@@mondaysinsanity8193 the money and complexity do have some nerdy barriers of entry. Even nerdy jobs will serve 40k players because of high income

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

@@NostalgiaVivec yeah just the combo of cost and sheer weirdness and depth. At this point elves and dragons arent weird at all. Its like someone saying they like spiderman or batman. Its not really nerdy anymore. Dnd has some math but its basically free. And i can def see just normal peeps playing it. No one without autism is buying painting and playing an army lol

[@NostalgiaVivec]

@@mondaysinsanity8193 I'm not autistic but I am a bit obsessed. I'm on my like 7th army

[@mrzoso4940]

If Woody had boys, he'd be Randy

[@sallyspits]

He has a son. His son is disabled due to autism. They wanted more kids but had to change their plans when they realised his son would need life long care. When he and his wife pass, it's likely his daughter will have to take care of his son. It's actually very sad.

[@Fraiserson]

I love the lore to GoT

[@rustypotato9604]

Wait until Taylor finds out you can 3d print them

[@sallyspits]

Yeah then all game stores ban you

[@rustypotato9604]

@@sallyspits For real?

[@Talosvalcoran2]

Yo get Majorkill on the cast

[@willshields4480]

Man, I was figging as I watched this...

[@sallyspits]

Uh wut

[@Jay-ln1co]

"Trains are real." So Kyle is like those people who play Railroad Tycoon, but less cool?

[@TrashDaddy629]

Someone needs to show Kyle the Hammer and Bolter series lol

[@donaldduck3078]

You can play 40k for about $200, everything you need

[@sallyspits]

Absolute bullshit.

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

I wonder if they will mention the ADL declared the franchise antisemitic. Super funny

[@cummins24421]

You guys should play fps tank games. War Thunder or World of Tanks. It's not as rabid gerbil nonsense as fps games like CoD or BF. Look into them, they are a lot of fun. Basically FPS games for old people.

[@jakobsrensen1684]

anyone playing a shooter game on console should be admitted to a mental institution

[@Z3R0NU11]

Ah yes do you play fps in on one of the most common devices? Crazy. No trial you’re crazy. Frl tho that is such a braindead take

[@caesar.5252]

if only we were all as unathletic and nerdy as you and played dungeons and dragons lmfao

[@bullwinkle1446]

The mental ward bangs xbox hard😂

[@mike2312p]

Hes a fig..... lmao

[@Infamouswolf83]

i have got to see an AI play warhammer

[@rodsquad5764]

Warhammer 3 is one of the worst Total War games. They literally just put in reload animations for the majority of missile units. Shogun 2 and Medieval 2 are 100x better.

[@l0necroc]

you hate it just because of that?

[@Z3R0NU11]

@@l0necroc yeah that doesn’t seem that bad

[@57waldo57]

It's not one of the worst. Wth 😂

[@rodsquad5764]

@@l0necroc No I don't like the attitude of creating 3 seperate games then deciding to implement things that the majority of the Total War franchise had on launch. Lazy management coupled with minimal quality control results in a inferior product.

[@rodsquad5764]

@@Drewe223 I totally disagree, playing unbalanced games means that you are most likely a scrub and cannot comprehend the mechanics of superior games. Check your house for lead paint please 🙏

[@mrzoso4940]

Please get a degenerate KZbin DnD crew to host PKA. 6 hours watch time easy

[@nocheckmarkgames]

I would say the guys should play Hell Let Loose but that game is absolutely Garbage LMFAO!

[@cantsneedgaming4591]

War hammer or hell let loose?

[@nocheckmarkgames]

@@cantsneedgaming4591 I meant HLL but judging by the comment section I should probably mean both?

[@rodsquad5764]

Hell Let Loose is rewarding when playing with friends or a clan. If you don't know how to play or run a mic you ruin the game for everyone else effectively.

[@nocheckmarkgames]

@@rodsquad5764 a circle jerk is rewarding when its done with friends or a clan so thats not saying much.

[@chrissmith9167]

Well, Kyle can’t spend money on guns any more, so why not just make a MINIFIGURERussia channel now?

[@blaineyazzie80]

I mean Kyle usually has trash takes and this one is no different lol I bet my guy I can’t even color in a coloring book

[@ZombieSexmachine]

Stay away from the models, you cant afford it and you'll never have the time or talent to paint them

[@hbsavage0387]

Tbf these guys have the money and free time for it but most should just stay away unless you already got a 3D printer

[@ZombieSexmachine]

@@hbsavage0387 do they have the money to throw out armies every new edition? Hate games workshop. Always regret spending money on it

[@Z3R0NU11]

“You can’t afford it” 💀

[@hbsavage0387]

@@ZombieSexmachine yea they do especially Kyle he’s single and lives in a relatively cheap state and on top of the podcast he was one of the largest KZbinrs for a while. Taylor is a magic player so he definitely has the money.

[@rodsquad5764]

You are being way too negative. If you just walked into a shop and asked the people there we would be happy to assist you with our knowledge in army building or model painting