Sean Patton - Cumin - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

In this extended clip, Sean Patton once refused to pronounce "cumin" correctly, and it came back to bite him.
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[@w200build]

Can you get the blond girl out of the shots? I understand you place her but this is unbelievable.

[@themodernnomad4772]

Cumin

[@abbyschneider4644]

i lost it when he said "itll make it taste... like you rolled it in dirt, its not a good standalone spice" WHERES YOUR NETFLIX SPECIAL

[@joosepnilk6978]

Abby Schneider On Netflix?

[@gwmcroy3166]

REALLY? He was horrible at every delivery

[@KaotikArtPurrps]

@@gwmcroy3166 wtf you didn’t like this?!??! Who are you and where’s your sense of humor! This is HILARIOUS!!

[@HatedNelevated]

@@gwmcroy3166 how does it feel to have literally no sense of humor? I bet you're fun at parties

[@patches2221]

@@gwmcroy3166 where's your stand up vids?

[@kadrope]

that louisina accent deserved WAYYYYYYY more applause

[@peanutbuttawaffle]

kadrope then damn yuppies wouldn’t never understand bubba

[@FlowUrbanFlow]

@@peanutbuttawaffle eeeeeeeeeh

[@whatwasisaying1338]

I agree!

[@giggabiite4417]

Did it? I couldn't hear them every my laughter

[@MrSupercoolkid1998]

What's the French part he says at the end of that bit?

[@5TailFox]

"Sheriff, how'd you get that boat on land?!" "I didn't. You got yo' truck in the water!" 😅

[@NEPFU]

Shawnee Longbow that laugh emoji is sweat like for a awkward situation use these ones 😂🤣😀😃😄😁😆

[@austincox5847]

sharky playzz thanks for teaching people to be hip, cool, and up to date with social networking

[@Datharass]

@@NEPFU you the emoji police?

[@corythegoat2745]

@@NEPFU but he lol, lol🤣

[@griffingooch1722]

Ain’t gonna lie I just learned differences of emojis thanks comment section

[@timokakoun4367]

"You just Peter Pan-ed me." I needed a couple of minutes to learn how to breath again after that.

[@1niyc6i8bxse]

@William Cervantes nice

[@DirtyArcher]

This guy killed it love the Louisiana accent jokes too

[@marinabolla6266]

I had to turn captions on tbh

[@NotYetEst]

Build a wall around it

[@paddiemay6141]

HA Its not a terrible accent xD Lmao We have to use real life subtitles with people with some of our stronger accents

[@Alr1ghtyThen]

@@marinabolla6266 you clearly haven't spent much time in the south lol

[@TheVamxie]

@@Alr1ghtyThen Nobody wants to go to trailer trash country

[@jordanharrison249]

This comedy bit is incredibly structured

[@eps3154]

No, but really... this whole thing was amazing

[@eps3154]

So well written

[@cidfacetious3722]

Yep

[@tonyperez7812]

He’s a writer

[@wrarmatei]

the original comment is interpreted as criticism by a few...improv diehards...?

[@NatsuNaoIku]

The BEST part is how he swerves and doesn't go straight to the cumin when his roommate expects it, but takes a bypass back there, it's brilliantly evil

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

More like "This is Nut Happening"

[@maktar5135]

@Keaton Barrett no underrated.

[@jimwalker6634]

This guy is giving me John Belushi vibes. He’s hilarious

[@aick]

"Rousing the grammar dragons." I love it! Well done.

[@partykrew666]

wow that Louisiana accent bit was fucking pure gold

[@sofaking1472]

"Laissez les bons temps roulés!" Just fucking died !

[@dickhitswater4836]

@@sofaking1472 not a lot of stuff makes me audibly laugh loudly when all by myself but that one had me absolutely cracking up.

[@holographicbunny3297]

“Whom did I move in with?” The grammar dragon in me is screaming (he got me with it, I’ve got to admit) but the troll in me is wildly impressed. I’ve been binging these all day and I’ve heard a few pretty subtle gags that I honestly think were more the performer than for us. That one was by far the best.

[@VoltairesRevenge]

It’s not correct though. 🙄

[@urioriari34]

@@VoltairesRevenge It is though.

[@neurohack9038]

Don’t you mean “Grammar Nazi?”

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@neurohack9038 got'm

[@alison4316]

"With whom" would've been old-school correct.......but I'm an old dragon 🐉

[@theodosiabartowprevost9442]

“GO GO GO EVACUATE!!! SAVE THE SEED THE MOTHERSHIP IS IN DANGER!!!”

[@ya_b0ye868]

469th like. You're welcome.

[@ZeFluffyNuphkin]

496th like.

[@carterbraun2564]

"oh lord im cumin!" genius line, literally has three meanings, all funny in that situation. this guy is seriously one of my fav comics

[@dustypartition]

Some of the best stand up I've ever seen.

[@asimms113]

Tesseract

[@lutze5086]

Dusty Partition the funniest part of the bit was "whom". the rest was pretty meh

[@Nilruin]

The real treasure here is Sean himself. Any other comedian with that story would've blew it. He has the right blend of off-handed tangent and explanation.

[@faktovlog2558]

It's because it's like a friend telling you a story

[@mustang19ms]

really? it's your first stand-up video huh?

[@leah1412]

I laughed my ass off at this lmao I'm from New Orleans and as I was watching this I just happened to be putting Tony's on my eggs

[@elbolillo2703]

I thought that's where the cumin whent...

[@jasonlieberman4606]

Storytelling is one of the most impactful skills a stand-up comic can have at their disposal, and homeboy here has it in spades. This is the 4th time I've watched this performance, it's perfect

[@rgaud8]

Is this Tom Segura's and Zack Galifianikis' child?

[@ronwebbjr6735]

rgaud8 I’m so glad you said it 😂 I was thinking the same thing.

[@jordanbwalt]

Q from Impractical Jokers was the surrogate mother

[@china_is_asshole]

No... I am, but I'm not funny.

[@simonvieytes6021]

I think its fat Scott Rogowsky

[@bonasty1990]

Holy Fucking Shit

[@Detinator247]

He's such a great storyteller!!!!!

[@mattgrosella969]

Smiles your profile pictures matches your comment.

[@TheBrob1983]

Look up his robo cop bit

[@JeffWarren47]

@@TheBrob1983 Serve the public trust and watch my Time Traveler set. I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@jimwalker6634]

Like John Belushi and Jack Black

[@VyvienneEaux]

This is the best TED talk I've ever heard.

[@Uarehere]

This is one of the best stories I've ever heard! A+++

[@a.s.h.5774]

His story on Vice, this great long story, and especially his gay friend coming out on the other one--- Sean Patton is freaking AMAZING at this niche of comedic storytelling. Super hilarious and amazingly pulls you into the stories.

[@derlycalza5949]

Hear his STD standup in Australia.shit is funny haha

[@TheBrob1983]

@@derlycalza5949 robocop😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@BodyMusicification]

This had me belly laughing more than any other story. My dad came in and asked if I was OK.

[@jaygroomes1357]

“If the first situation made me believe in god, the second made me believe that god was capable of bragging” I love that quote. That’s why I’m watching this again

[@unknownranger1289]

15:51 ”I didn’t knock because you said come in” This is karma or better put by the office,”How the turn tables”

[@amalgamaxx]

this guy is very very funny

[@eraldylli]

↑ this comment is very generic.

[@amalgamaxx]

+Erald Ylli what's wrong with that comment, you wouldn't want someone to say that about you also you can't tell tone from text

[@amalgamaxx]

+Erald Ylli 100% fuck you

[@maximillianschauer1439]

first of all we have same name lol. second of all watching this i was on the floor legit crying of laughter trying to brethe lmao.

[@LittleMark]

Always nice when someone reacts to a troll.

[@solodolotrevino]

Zach Galifinakis' cousin is hilarious

[@CullTheLivingFlower]

Andrei Arlovski may also be a distant relative.

[@zorantaylor3190]

Also knows as Bobby Moynihan's half-brother....

[@pasxidhs627]

@@CullTheLivingFlower i think Andreis' nose is more crooked than this guys hairline

[@travistaylor6110]

How has no one mentioned that he properly used the word "whom" in a joke? "Ooo.... whom did I just move in with?"😂

[@willkeene661]

This is one of the best bits I've ever seen

[@PhilippeLandryPhilippeALandry]

I'm from South Louisiana too and he really got the differences between a Y'ay accent and a Cajun accent. Also, New Orleanians really like to fuck with people. I do the same grammar thing. Tourists are easy.

[@erictaylor5863]

"sprinkle it on a crazy person and make him a friend"... and now I carry Tony's with me everywhere.

[@thisguyoverhere4746]

3:31 "Laisser le bon temps rouler" Finally, after days of research, I found it!

[@williamb.j.blaskowicz.5664]

TRULY,TRULY ALL ABSOLUTELY BEYOND UNIMAGINABLY UNIMAGINABLE TRANSCENDENT TRANSCENDENTAL TRANSCENDING BOUNDLESSNESS LEVELS OF AMAZINGLY AMAZING AMAZINGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE, VERY NICE.

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

"I'm disappointed too, I wish I spoke like that!"

[@man_on_wheelz]

I've never come back to a stand-up to re-watch it more than I have this one. I cry laughing every damn time! Cumin, cumin', come in, coming, he somehow snuck it all in there, just fantastic!

[@silentjay01]

Listened to this at work. Really had to stifle my laughs so the other cubicle drones didn't hear. Almost lost it towards the end.

[@MYOBNess]

"Oh God, I'm com..." I was literally on the floor dying about to say the same thing LMFAO!!!

[@aminimoose3971]

Why are this man's eyes honestly beautiful?

[@saltandprepper5024]

No lie, I was making eggs this morning and someone had bought a box of tony's, a spice which I have never even heard of before the special. So I put them in my eggs and now I'm watching this and they are absolutely delicious.

[@smcampanella04]

One of the best of the series top ten maybe top five.

[@federicoeiriz42]

what are the top 3?

[@georgebebeselea4411]

Federico Eiriz watch flying dildos and potential terrorism

[@escudonbk5177]

@@federicoeiriz42 Mitchell

[@JeffWarren47]

@@georgebebeselea4411 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@ProjectRedfoot]

6:20 WITH WHOM DID I JUST MOVE IN GAWD!

[@cheypepa766]

“...and they evaporate mid-cheek”😂😂I lost it Bruh! 😂 “ have you ever been frightened right as u begin”🤣🤣🤣 This dude funny af

[@denverluver2424]

Probably one of my favorite comedy stories! There had to have been three or four times that I thought it was over. Punchlines just kept rolling, get this man a special or a podcast.

[@rommierox]

This guy is one of the best comedians I've heard on this show.

[@wickkidda]

Geez, that was epic.

[@theyetti90]

As a New Orleans native, raised on the "King's English", the accent part is the best. I used to get that question a lot.

[@DeadlyMustard]

Well, now I have to try Tony Chachere's

[@17leigh]

DeadlyMustard I came to the comments section to specifically spell out tony chacheres for all those interested

[@all.trumptardsare.racist4633]

DeadlyMustard Don't do it, its more addictive than meth.

[@manoamano920]

Old bay is better. Stick to what works.

[@smorgensterin4990]

You won't be sorry, it's delicious.

[@manoamano920]

Aric, is it really that good bro? I've never had it. Making me want to try it now! Let me know!!

[@matthewstephens6502]

its pronounce cumin and now you'll never forget!! lmfaooo!!!

[@Bmanritchie]

Matthew Stephens - Oh lord... I’m cumin!!

[@jeremiahdavis7904]

Kyoomin

[@SickBuckNaStY]

Its Pronounced Quemen...

[@rg9810]

"give em a valium" lmfao. #dead

[@henryarmstrong381]

He should have said “Don’t yell, it’s unbecumin if you.”

[@shaneyjy]

I’ve watched this so many times over the years…it’s my favorite episode and never fails to make me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Grim420Reafer]

If any of this was real, this is one of my favorite stories. Every little part at the end added so much to it.

[@m0thersludg3]

"that's the kind of coincidence that made man invent god" was GREATLY unappreciated

[@chrisrushing5930]

Tony chachere's is in fact the best Spice in the world comma if you haven't tried it, do so. It goes great and everything

[@nedisahonkey]

Chris Rushing Don't use text to type dumbass comma even if you have good taste in spices.

[@bensongbenson]

@@eganc1976 Chris R is right. I carry a little in a vial whenever I go to a restaurant period.

[@d.e.b.b5788]

On it's own, it does taste like dirt.

[@JeffWarren47]

@@d.e.b.b5788 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@nonskiwun]

he had me at "Tony Chacere's" lol my mom used to put that s*** in everything

[@seamusbenn2967]

I thought that was Frank’s Red Hot

[@AtilioEscobar]

He should've dropped that mic cause he one that show hands down.

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Vickie Lawson No, it's not you stupid fuck. As a white male proud of his descendants, I say this. Don't you dare give the Mike drop to the blacks. Obama may have done it brilliantly at the last Whitehouse roast, but that shit is awesome and belongs to the world. Also, you are a racist, if you didn't know.

[@MidwestDankAlumni]

Vickie Lawson fuckin bigot

[@magicalfungi3206]

lol... wait... who's racist? am i on the twilight zone's wifi?

[@colegrant8102]

yo i only watch this shit high and its taken me three tries to figure out how to read your comment

[@MTJack275]

Cole Grant hahahahaha

[@ameliaa2302]

“Save the seed, the mothership is in danger!” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

[@nexus-rl7249]

I can relate to him so much on the accent thing cause I’m from south Louisiana and any time you leave the state everyone asks about the accent…… he wasn’t really exaggerating tho cause there are some people down here who talk like that😅😂😂

[@dominicdoherty7208]

You guys sound more like New Yorkers than Creoles

[@nexus-rl7249]

Dominic Doherty well he’s from a creole area in south Louisiana like New Orleans, where I’m from we’re Cajuns and a good bit of people around here do speak with the stereotypical “Cajun accent”, Louisiana is so diverse that if I drive an hour from home people speak with a completely different accent and dialect

[@dominicdoherty7208]

@@nexus-rl7249 i don't personally live in Louisiana, but I've heard that the creole accents weren't focused in parts of New Orleans due to later Irish and Italian immigration.

[@JeffWarren47]

@@nexus-rl7249 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@Domijizzle]

He's like a really, really skinny Tom Segura #TomIsFat

[@effenbull189]

+1 #tomisfat

[@kevinwhetstone7493]

He's more like an anorexic Bert Chrysler #Bertisfat

[@jeremyedmond3095]

an unpopular opinion: #Tomisfat and #Bertisfat

[@tychobrahenig]

all three of those people can fit inside ralphie may...yo mama

[@mattypenta]

To be fair, while it'd be a bit of a snug fit, the state of Rhode Island could probably fit inside of Ralphie May.

[@Orange-qe8hw]

Ive been watching these all day and this man was the funniest one, LOVE this guy

[@Fighka303]

We need more of this dude

[@itgetter9]

"Whom did I just move in with?" Love it. Been there!

[@peachfuzz89]

I thought for sure when the door flew open it was going to be his roommate, and his roommate was going to say, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and he was going to respond, "I'm cumin" (pronounced like the spice is supposed to be pronounced). That would've been a pretty awesome ending! 🤣

[@rascal_rae]

Ah the legendary Scare-O-Gazm... Been lucky(?) enough to have one in my time

[@amandab73]

"You put it on a crazy person turn em into a friend!" 😆👏

[@therubenp88]

i honestly cant pick which is my favorite but for me its this one and long live paint

[@narezul]

this guys a great writer

[@thetomster7625]

one of the best so far

[@kareemallen2040]

Bravo 👏 excellent story, well written joke 😂 too many coincidences but I was strapped in all the way

[@professoroak1920]

he's still my favorite comedian to this day

[@professoroak1920]

@@funzy101 he's still out there telling jokes and making people laugh. at this point, that's all that matters

[@krystiankornilowicz4577]

i haven't laughed so hard in a while. like i am light headed

[@HouseJunk1e]

holy shit that guy is an absolute legend....well done sir!!! hilarious

[@TheBrob1983]

Thats many years of life stories..robocop

[@drillbill1]

This is the number 1 most well crafted joke. ive watched so much stand up but this is the most funniest fucking joke ever hands down. ive watched it so many fucking times. i watched it when it came out or was Cummin haha and is still the best joke story. it came out as a amazing set too and i just gota praise it so much. Sean patton you pulled it off hard buddy thanks for making me and my friends laugh forever.

[@arnoldsilva1111]

This is probably my favorite of all of these

[@pattystomper1]

Google Translate: Laissez les bon temps rouler = Let the good times roll

[@hotbowlofstu9228]

Just tried Tony chacheres Creole seasoning for the first time life changer

[@Musistics]

This is the show that introduced me to Sean Patton. Love this concept.

[@normal_person2]

I didn't knock because you said "cummin!"🤣 Perfect!

[@jesseparks6142]

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen I literally had to pause the video to stop from laughing in my accounting class You

[@OfDaSouth]

this is legitimately one of the funniest standups I’ve ever seen. Good Shit™

[@roughryder5]

This is probably the best thing I've ever watched in the last 20 something years of my life. Not even kidding.

[@summerfields2792]

That was one of the best comedy routines I have ever seen in my life. 👍

[@prudentiusinvader6652]

Really well told story extremely hilarious haha

[@CosmicTremor]

absolultely one of the best stories this season. fucking prime. get this nigga on a podcast

[@bmac4]

Can confirm after watching this I bought a can of Tony Chachere's. It ain't bad. It's a bit on the salty side but it really brings out a savory flavor. Also a lifesaver for salvaging bland food, a lot like sriracha sauce has been for me. Can definitely recommend it's like 3$ for a can like 7 inches tall.

[@tiedyedowl8367]

I’ve watched a ton of these and this is by far one of the best. 🤣🤣

[@ValleyOfTheShadow]

Wow, one of the bests of these. Super funny

[@MikeyGamingVault]

“Oh lord I’m coming” made me laugh out loud at 3 am tucked into my bed about to knock out.

[@scottzimmerman4951]

Hands-down one of the best story I’ve ever heard.

[@ElkinsEric]

This is one of the best of the series. Without a doubt.

[@piscesrain8882]

As a native Coonass from Lafayette/Terrebonne I feel ya on the Tony's and the accent . Except I can cover my accent b/c I live up north now and no one could understand me. Forever a bayou baby !

[@dominicdoherty7208]

Raymond

[@JeffWarren47]

@@dominicdoherty7208 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@aquadee91]

It's even more hilarious because he resembles a shorter, less debonair Commander Riker.

[@HaveCarapace]

Ahahahaha did not see this comment cumin

[@Davivd2]

Imagine Riker popping off the moment that captain Picard walks into his quarters after hearing cum in....."Number 1!!!"

[@datheamore6395]

I have watched this story 5 times and it is still hilarious. 😂

[@therealpaddyp]

Still come back to this as one of the best gems in stand up of all time

[@dellam2195]

This man has beautiful eyes

[@theyetti90]

I literally just come back to hear the accent parts.

[@jdsguy123]

"YOU SAID COME IN!" Made this whole whole bit for me😂😂😂

[@aj200415]

I have to be honest, Iv watched like all of the this is not happenings and this is STILL my go to.....This is the funniest bit I’ve heard, I freaking love this!!!!!

[@chironapolonio]

The man has beautiful eyes

[@irfanamil2882]

I was watching this while making breakfast and I was laughing so hard that my breakfast got burnt😂😂😂😂😂

[@cbatl]

You know what could help salvage it?

[@matthewjames206]

Sean Patton. My favorite. So, so funny. Any such a great storyteller. Good stuff right here.

[@dudex765]

This series helped me make quarantine more bearable