Sean Patton - When Life Gives You Balls, Make Lemonade - This Is Not Happening

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[@Gloobly]

that “maybe he has a message” had me fucking DYING, bro

[@Woopsees]

Does that dude laughing have his own mic?

[@itstbrooke]

LMAO

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

He's the dude to Pattons left side at 6:28 ... and i want to strangle him lol

[@degenerategringo5028]

Probably under the camera picking up some audio

[@emanv001617]

I cant even tell if hes really laughing or fakeing it. But either way i hate him

[@logankandel846]

@@emanv001617 He sounds like he hopes his death makes more cents than his life

[@drunkenrobot3976]

"You don't understand, officer. I was trying to give these kids a future!"

[@ComanderComander]

LMAO WTF HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@mrpoprocks17]

I used to live in a town with a guy that would sit on the highway edge an just wave at people. Sweetest, nicest old man ever. I found out the only reason he did it was because him an his wife used to do it every day just to make people happy. She passed away, so he just kept doing it to relive the memories with his love.

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

That's sweet and sad

[@crimsonking9648]

That's beautiful 🥹

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... he* and his wife ...

[@captchathemoment]

Balls

[@miaknig3130]

I used to go feed and wave to the squirrels everyday w my little dog. I still drop treats off to the squirrels, but my dog has passed and my light is gone.

[@logicphile6207]

4:55 - Mid-left of the frame. That's the laughing terrorist.

[@tatatheretiktok6031]

Let's get em bois

[@obviouslymatt6452]

whatacunt

[@obviouslymatt6452]

actually maybe he’s disabled

[@TheBigD.O]

he's just really high

[@mattsell4568]

@@TheBigD.O no stoner laughs like that. He keeps looking to his left like he wants approval or something

[@nyronemoseley7919]

“Marijuana Clarinet” is the most underrated joke of this story. Smokers know.

[@yellowgoose5043]

Yes

[@briannarooney7336]

I literally thought “cannabis clarinet” before he said marijuana and I was a little sad 😂😅

[@garrickoestriecher1259]

@@briannarooney7336 tbh, the alliteration would be a good suggestion

[@daxtro5492]

mari...net? eh?

[@paleamigo8575]

It is outstanding and original!

[@KD-xf6kf]

I love Sean Patton's delivery so much

[@bna8259]

that poor dude's laugh is immortalize online for the rest of time

[@jules8876]

I'm so glad I found him in the audience quick. :D He adds to the story.

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

He certainly got his money's worth

[@ac3d657]

the video is blocked in hundreds of countries cause American Comedy Central company is run by pathetic cnts

[@DokkaChapman]

The woman sat behind him is making the best faces to this story lol.

[@flum6881]

She was pissed at the down syndrome joke and it made me fucking uncomfortable how she immediately stopped laughing

[@shibaraccoon8740]

ikey I was pissed at how pissed she was

[@iansullivan9738]

I'm glad I'm not the only one watching this with ADHD.

[@liammaxcampbell]

lol im not the only one that noticed her. she was pretty though

[@mariosindik7076]

She isn't behind him, that's a mirror

[@exoticrpgs5050]

10:30 Oof the lady in the bottom didn't like that very much

[@lilliapasta8580]

ExoticRPGs he won her back at 11:15 tho 👀

[@sindelislove821c5]

Why can't people understand comedy is just comedy lol I'm sure we all have heard some stand up bits that has to do with personal shitty things that actually happened to us in real life but we still think it's funny unless the comedian just wasn't funny to us lol

[@tiger_844]

Oof

[@3squ1l0]

Humor is subjective. Maybe someone she cares about has it. Pretty hard to laugh about it, then.

[@philipkiejs1572]

Not at all, good eyes.

[@AnnaPxx]

Oh my God, I can't!!! His physicality, word game, expressiveness and timing are off the scale. Brilliant, this is a masterpiece, so well structured too 😂😂😂

[@billyin4c514]

The dude is definitely talented

[@LT1]

"HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW" Jesus christ dude

[@kaavyab1009]

mans went i.ytimg.com/vi/eVFd46qABi0/hqdefault.jpg

[@akaace77]

Theres always that asshole that does this...

[@brendan4175]

didnt understand this comment. 3 minutes later now i do,

[@modularmemories1840]

I knew this comment would be here

[@juliandeblock]

hahahaha just that

[@mollywolly3427]

When I have to meet a word count for an essay. Impressive way to turn a 5 min story into 15 mins

[@Mattropolis97]

Molly Wolly Ikr he was hung up on fucking ball metaphors for like 10 minutes. I like him but Jesus

[@trenthanson4322]

@@Mattropolis97 He does that in alot of his comedy, it's his style really, not for always for me either

[@skiesquiggles7319]

That's comedy baybe

[@jasonlieberman4606]

One of the best skills a stand-up comic can have in their arsenal

[@hannahlajoye1782]

@@Mattropolis97 iui

[@antoniovc]

That man's laugh is a hate crime

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

69th like

[@melkorgamez2644]

@@pandagamer-hg5be nice

[@charmygreen665]

Seans so funny that the dudes laugh didnt ruin it for me lol

[@En3rgyLee]

They should have a laugh screening before these shows.

[@Darakkis]

StickyLee Adventures cmon man, relax

[@villainous.j]

That one guy got annoying real quick

[@OddWorldKing]

13:45 is the worst one 😂

@@OddWorldKing dude:DD

[@coziigurl]

@@OddWorldKing oh god why

[@rumourfrey7129]

This man stayed about 3 solid minutes just talking about balls and how balls are balls and I did not mind it. funny af

[@JayEnAre]

Someone’s laugh in the crowd made it hard for me to enjoy this

[@realBEEZLES]

That laugh sounds like Michael Jones from the "Let's Play" youtube channel

[@dasuberedward]

He’s on the left side of your screen. Directly behind his leg. He tilts his head all of the way back each time he laughs.

[@frostnetz]

Yeah, that guy. Even some audience members look over to him all annoyed, towards the end. ^^

[@realBEEZLES]

@@dasuberedward ok ya, not the guy i thought it was, lol

[@alfonzel85cm]

I think its Bobby lee

[@jackolantern404]

"I don't have to explain a blunt to you guys" *Commences to explain in detail what a blunt is, how it works, and how to make it*

[@vicjames3256]

I thought how he delivered that was masterclass. "They're so easy... you just..." then goes on to explain how we all tried to roll L's when we were in our teens.

[@jamesprice2163]

@@vicjames3256 im lucky i mever had to do that i had a old granddad pipe

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Don't ruin a joke by explaining it.

[@sirfizz6518]

Referring to the live audience, but people watching the recording are a whole different story.

[@EricLeafericson]

Sean Patton is the best technique I've ever seen in comedy. He has an ability to make absolutely anything funny. You can say that another comic has cleverer ideas. Or another one is more controversial. Or political, or whatever else. But as far as laughs per minute? Or ability to tag one topic endlessly? Pitch perfect delivery for his sense of humor? Sean Patton has the best technique in the comedy game I've ever seen. A lot of comics are good because they have brilliant premises. Sean Patton can take the story of "a dude showed my friends his balls while we were all high," and got 15 minutes of comedy out of it.

[@JohnDavis-qk7mt]

15 min of dragged out non funny fake story comedy

[@elisam.o9391]

My last boyfriend laughed so horribly he literally ruined a comedy show for an entire Chicago comedy club.... I love comedy so much I knew then and there I couldn’t be with him lol

[@greentexian]

Elisa M.O Funny... I went on a date with a girl who won tickets to the premiere of “Jay & Silent Bob strike back” she stood up in the theatre in the middle of a scene hooting and pumping her fist like an Arsenio Hall audience member from 1985. I knew right there and then it would be our last date.

[@elisam.o9391]

greentexian yeah like I know on the surface it seems petty to not want to date someone after that but.... you have a complete lack of self awareness if you do some shit like that 😂

[@kayw210]

Seems like he loves comedy more than you. I'm happy it worked out for him.

[@joshmx28]

Sounds like he was front row on this set.

[@Tripskiii]

Wanna go out? Im funny and good lookin :)

[@ivangotyokes]

This guy is one of my favorite new comedians.

[@NickAgatha]

Sean Patton is a brilliant comedian, he has two more stories here in ''This is not happening'', my favorite of wich is about the spice CUMIN!!!!!

[@qais7493]

Νίκος Αγαθαγγελίδης Ela Malaka

[@FooMantis]

I don't know, man. That "gay bashed" one he does is one of my all-time favorite "This Is Not Happening"s

[@MrSnuffian]

FooMantis ‘no man it was real. I’m gay’

[@shiestysean]

Uhhhh. I'm cumming. "it's cumin!!!!!"

[@cpeithman999]

Sean Patton has the Three Best "TINH" sets of all time.... Does Hot Artie Lange win "This is not Happening?" I think maybe.

[@firstnamelastname9188]

The come around on that bit! it was like being on a roller coaster and at the end being like, "wow that was actually really fun(ny)." Lol

[@timothyburns227]

that's some great ventriloquism Sean was doing. Doing a comic routine and laughing at his jokes. This man is amazing! lol

[@reversed2489]

I feel bad for the laughter guy. I'm sure he just didn't realize how loud it would be in the recording. He's just enjoying the show and everyone is hating on him and the way he laughs, which I doubt he can control. Like, talk about breeding people's insecurities

[@anthonynorman7545]

+

[@iau]

Honestly I didn't even notice him until I read the comments.

[@theonygard5694]

Agree, poor dude was just having fun

[@Zabiru-]

Well we're assuming he even knows about this clip being here, went online and read all the comments, realized they were referring to his laugh in particular after which his obviously fragile self-image was shattered by the mean words of strangers on the internet. Quite the list of assumptions, let's take care not to make the classic mistake when you assume - making an ass out of u an me. I wouldn't worry. His laugh is picked up insanely high in the mix and fucking annoying for the record and I'm a mean stranger on the internet

[@00chimininja80]

Put the beard back, PUT THE BEARD BACK!

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

Agreed. It looks wonderful on him. Without it it's like he's missing his soul

[@xxOHKABOOMZxx]

I could listen to this guy and his stories for hours. i hope there is much more from him.

[@brittanibrewer2876]

Sean Patton makes me lol every time no matter how many times I watch his stuff

[@billyin4c514]

Sean is talented af, this dude is going to blow up. I think the new generation of major comedians is coming. Sam, Mark Normand, and Sean are at the front of that wave.

[@AJ-ut8cz]

This guy is instantly one of my favorite comedians ever

[@nickdirienzo2849]

Best Mic drop ever! Love the pick up and finish even more.

[@theoriginaljean3917]

The ending was deep... I mean ballsdeep

[@donniemontoya9300]

"Maybe he has a message"

[@specialwhenlit8435]

Whaddya know, he did 😂

[@lilybolanos9301]

This is literally the funniest thing I've heard in a long time

[@dawsonnichols3166]

Jesus his timing and delivery is uncanny. Great comedian

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... his timing and delivery are* uncanny.

[@Danidemaj]

This one guy forcefully laughing the whole time, is so annoying!

[@TomYawns]

14:30 on the left you can see him working his magic. now you have a face to hate

[@Dthesun]

@Daniel Hertzler that fake over the top laugh means he's enjoying himself? Ok.

[@nickdavis7372]

@@TomYawns I saw him the first time he laugh and I said "ohhhh I'm gonna hate this guy"

[@jmillz674]

Laugh guy was definitely a stoner. Was most likely high, no that's guaranteed. He was having a good time. That story hit home for him. Lol

[@georgaseebalack6003]

Daniel Hertzler so? Still annoying.

[@steezyc1725]

saw this video like 2 years ago and as soon as I heard that laugh again I remembered this whole bit. The laugh has etched itself in my brain.

[@DARTHKNOWS76]

if they ever did a animal house remake he would make a pretty convincing Bluto

[@guitarman4eva]

New favorite comedian

[@alifmuhammadchicago]

Sean Patton in The Artie Lange Story Coming Soon Rated Everything

[@twayne9722]

This.

[@rachelw821]

Underrated. This is one of the most original and hilarious stories ever on this show.

[@______-hg1gy]

Love this guy (he’s very funny and smart) Hope to meet him in person one day

[@bubliverman8007]

Dead ass love the way you say balls. Can't get enough of it. I'ma get a sound bite of you saying balls for my notifications

[@hawkner3171]

This is such a bro story I love it so much omg

[@icywater5733]

Aww the laugh is so endearing

[@rockymentis8371]

there's a very good chance for alcohol poisoning if you take a shot every time he say's "balls". have fun!

[@kbrock9146]

This was fantastic.

[@im19ice3]

the reactions of the people in the back are priceless

[@solomongrosi406]

Greatest comedian from Louisiana

[@2ndmoon]

I actually like the laugh in the background and there’s a good chance it’s Ari’s lol

[@jacobromero5721]

2ndmoon no I heard when comics have a routine about genitals he gets testy...

[@jacobc874]

Only people with annoying ass obnoxious laughs like this comment

[@2ndmoon]

Jake Chafin Lol. I’m just against making people uncomfortable to laugh freely.

[@johnnyjones5050]

Awesome stories every time

[@isaackay5887]

*BALLS* The pinnacle of comedy, ladies & gentlemen...

[@redericson1993]

He found a one word punchline.

[@timberger212]

This guys hilarious with great energy

[@TitanUranusYT]

Razor blade? We just crack them back with our fingers.

[@zaclee5221]

Yeah lol, this dude doesn’t know how to roll a blunt correctly

[@adriancline-bailey3301]

Brilliant story teller, mad funny, never heard of this guy before, new fan, lol

[@adriancline-bailey3301]

Just realized I sound like Trump, shit :(

[@burghdervanjean]

loudmouth laughing at the back there FML!!

[@kaiyol6160]

Like he's trying to impress someone

[@jonathanstatham88]

THIS GUY IS A CLUCKING GENIOUS!!! LOVE U MAN. KEEP ON BRINGING US THE LAUGHS.

[@Motorcitydon]

*Watches this during quarantine* Killer Bees you say? 😳

[@fayate_6984]

Lmaooo

[@cognitive-disonance]

Laughter is the real money if you're a true comedian. You're right my friend

[@LanceClark]

"Should I go back there and give them all a future?"

[@olos6149]

I’ve never had problems with blunts like that 😂 a tear at most

[@DeathTrapProductions]

These boring long intros need to stop!

[@D123-f9k]

They spend too much money hiring people and making them.

[@some1_on_youtube]

Cosmonauteable dude I liked Ari Shaffir

[@EuriEuropa]

Omg you spoiled brats stop crying

[@jjd112777]

they spend their whole budget on them - obviously.

[@DeathTrapProductions]

@@EuriEuropa go yell at some clouds old man

[@kristofarvay8425]

One of the best stories ever told

[@KobyTheHedgehog]

This was more like a TED talk

[@sdimilus]

Where has this guy been hiding?! He is freaking hilarious!

[@colgor]

Chick behind him was definitely ready to receive those balls @ 6:59

[@bigmac3842]

10:28 Lmao the lady in the bottom right is visibly in anguish

[@crazyaccurance3273]

13:46 that laugh tho

[@Pulpy-OrangeJuice]

favorite story

[@cpeithman999]

"Hot Artie Lang". --- PZ's Corollary to the Law of Doppelgangers - "There exists at least one someone out there who looks exactly like you do... they're just more attractive."

[@shiestysean]

LMAO

[@sllimjimsinkhole]

One of my favorites on here.

[@uwuseokie4123]

I found the guy whose been laughing so hard because he’s actually high

[@neons0ulzelenka-chr314]

@Niŋin turdl已 lol, seems like he did.

[@noelsturrup3817]

Superb delivery!

[@hms23193]

I LOVE that one guy you can hear laugh at everything 😂 makes me so happy 😂

[@VerumOccultum]

I also liked it :D

[@adamthe1stborn234]

One of the funniest stories ever told .

[@jamesedge4371]

#CantRollAtAllProblems lmao. I ain't never had a blunt turn out that bad, he need help. Great story tho.

[@bobbastion7335]

Best young talent I've seen in awhile.

[@butterfly-buck]

a mary jane clarinet. awesome.

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Ye

[@viscountrainbows6452]

play the song of time on that

[@paleamigo8575]

That's a million dollar story/stand up bit!🤣🤣🤣👍💯 Only people who have experienced being excessively high on weed can appreciate the accuracy of the thought process of the teenager's. "Maybe he has a message..."🤣🤣🤣👍 Hilarious!

[@djarmstrong4099]

They didn't know how to roll a blunt 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrColoskyj]

At all

[@easysimmons6921]

Terrible...steady dropping the smoke...when they was done it was like 25% weed...75%dirt and gravel🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@N-e-o1]

Plus it's a misconception that you need to slober it in order to keep it sealed.

[@jeromegreen3654]

They were white trying to act hip hop of course they didn't know what they were doing

[@cody9173]

Right 😂 he’s talking about it like everyone has that problem but people are looking at him like wtf

[@alterrockgirl24]

"It was just balls okay? Now think about just balls for a second, I know you have been since I brought it up."

[@therealshug]

I love all the audience members giving that guy with the obnoxious laugh the stink eye :D C'mon man, he's having a good time. Let him live a bit.

[@ZenoBell016]

Fuck all that, he’s doing it for attention. If you’re that guy? You need to get fucked up, because you’re ruining it for the rest of us.

[@christinanewby1979]

@@ZenoBell016 if someone's laugh ruins your mood then I'm sad for anyone that hangs out with you

[@MrRossharrell]

Sean Patton is my favorite!

[@ickythumper99]

13:46 "he made me experience high tide"

[@Chilledmocha_]

This is the best spongebob reference

[@emmyashbaugh]

Oh man, I got to see him do this bit live in Denver & I feel so blessed. Went for Ari left with a new love of Sean. He’s the best, I could watch him do this 100 more times. 🤣👏 CUMIN!!!!

[@Lukemasonmedia]

He looks so much different without a beard

[@Sedona_FD3S]

KILLED IT

[@warzoneclipz]

I think that dude saved us from the killer bees fr tho look at us now

[@sloaneisenbart3081]

Excellent delivery

[@therippergrimreaper7653]

“Should I go back there and give them all a future?”

[@davidstanley4938]

He really shouldn't have invited The Penguin from Gotham to his show. That laugh really stole the show.

[@angeltorres-larson4435]

I'm only here for the comments about the one guy who you can hear laughing the entire time

[@RHIV21]

Greatest story ever told

[@tombpunk]

This guy must have gotten pointers from Tracy Morgan.

[@brandenbass983]

Reminds me of Tom Segura

[@michinotsuki1235]

The man's face in the background at 6:58 looked like he knew the pain 🤣

[@aaronmurrietta3234]

Mans got that Joker laugh going on in the crowd

[@Troplord]

Anything Patton does is hilarious < 3

[@peluchefuzz]

“Balls are like.....” the movie

[@garethbaus5471]

Spaceballs