Full show #FRANGLAIS: • PAUL TAYLOR - #FRANGLA... New show "So British (ou presque)": paultaylorcomedy.com/tickets / ptcomedy / ptcomedy / ptcomedy
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@paultaylorcomedy4 жыл бұрын
How many kisses do YOU do?
@chloelemaur-armengaud8424 жыл бұрын
2 et en commençant par la droite
@-phine54274 жыл бұрын
Je suis française mais I NEVER KNOW
@Bob_Mitch4 жыл бұрын
it depends, Paul...
@karog.95334 жыл бұрын
J'ai quitté la France pour le Canada. Marre de la bise lol Ici c'est pas de bise. C'est un Hug ou un serrage de main. Point barre lol
@TheCilou64 жыл бұрын
In Marseille it's (generally) 2 starting with the right cheek, which is, the LEFT one When I come to visit family and friends in Paris, I convert them all to the left cheek first bise because in Paris it's (generally) 2 bises starting with the wrong cheek (i.e. the right one) and I'd rather they'd do it the PROPER way, which is, obviously, MY way ;p I don't like it when people are on a three bises status, because it's unbalanced, so we end up doing 4 bises which is a fucking waste of time... xoxo
@castlegarden29994 жыл бұрын
*speaks English* *reads French subs*
@Halvale4 жыл бұрын
I'm doing the same. 😅
@gabbyholloman93984 жыл бұрын
Glad it not just me 😂
@yuumamoore76094 жыл бұрын
When you're Italian and read the subs in English or in French and listen to him speaking and switching the two languages but still laugh😵
@BlueEyedSexyPants4 жыл бұрын
I was doing that, too, and for a split second, I thought "hey, I can understand French!"
@jqa164 жыл бұрын
Too much animé
@gayuka31894 жыл бұрын
Paul : How many kisses in France ? French : oui
@noey62464 жыл бұрын
It depends
@nathanbrown4924 жыл бұрын
4:53; that golden guy in the audience who says "not yet"
@user-jq4xd3ck3d4 жыл бұрын
HOW TF DID YOU HEAR THAT
@tdoge4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant lmao
@nathanbrown4924 жыл бұрын
@@user-jq4xd3ck3d Barely, that's how....
@leonieh.88204 жыл бұрын
I DID NOT HEAR THAT IM SCREAMING
@aimeeahearne68984 жыл бұрын
OH MY FUCKING LIFE IM DEAD
@iProcratinate4 жыл бұрын
When he said pie chart it was translated as camembert 😆😆
@amaryllisnightingale63094 жыл бұрын
bah c'est comme ça qu'on appel le diagramme rond en français. un camembert. mais oui c'est weird
@IndefinableSin4 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too!! I love it!
@Alexfolledemoi4 жыл бұрын
Yet another very french thing. Where we see cheese, other people see a pie 😂
@rodrigosantosvaleriano18594 жыл бұрын
In Brazil it's pizza.
@elaenim4 жыл бұрын
yep. Because that's how we call it.
@TheRaphidou4 жыл бұрын
I'm a French living in Australia, and people are very interested in "la bise" and they ask so many questions as you do. But for us it's not a big deal, we don't rly even think about it though. And I'm still amazed at how fascinated people are about that.
@SaraH-jn5db4 жыл бұрын
It's just really strange for us to think about kissing someone you arent close to, even on the cheek. Its confusing and kind of uncomfortable for the rest of us
@bernardtapie10924 жыл бұрын
@@SaraH-jn5db not kiss, only cheeks touching cheeks, kiss is way more intimate.
@NCLS27514 жыл бұрын
Raphaël tu peux lui parler français tu sais, Paul Taylor vit en France..
@TheRaphidou4 жыл бұрын
@@NCLS2751 oui mais une partie de sa comu n'est pas française et ne parle pas français, c'est d'ailleurs plutôt à eux que je m'adraissait pour voir leurs réactions et leur expliquer notre point de vue en tmps que français. Et l'anglais reste la langue natale de Paul et je suis sûr qu'il apprécie quand des francophones font l'effort de lui parler en anglais ;-)
@NCLS27514 жыл бұрын
Raphaël je pense que les anglophones de sa comu parlent également français ou du moins ont un niveau suffisant, car pour comprendre les vannes et le spectacle dans son intégralité il est préférable de pratiquer les 2 langues.
@KimberlyGreen4 жыл бұрын
Personally, I think this is why parfum is such a big industry in France. Someone comes in for la bise, they get a whiff of you. You want that experience to be pleasant for them, so you give a little spritz of eau de parfum.
@garryiglesias40744 жыл бұрын
We sell parfum... I'm french and NEVER use perfume... Perfume is full of disgusting chemicals, and often smells bad... More teenagers use perfume for their "date hunting", but apart a few "coquets", fortunately, a few people use perfume, I hate perfume and feel dizzy when someone use that around me. It's like in Swiss, they GOT banks, but only a few Swiss people have a huge amount in their bank account, most of the big accounts are foreigners. Perfume was a thing when people took 1 bath a year, 500 years ago...
@GemPotagueule4 жыл бұрын
Kimberly G. Cute explanation, but not at all Votre vision de la France est presque ésotérique, parce que les français ne se parfum pas tant que ça Venez dans le metro, ça sent la transpiration à gogo, mais pas coco Chanel
@KimberlyGreen4 жыл бұрын
@@GemPotagueule 😟I'm sorry if it seemed that I was implying that the French smell. That's a horrible stereotype and I definitely do not believe it. I was only saying that, if someone is coming close to you, a little parfum makes the experience memorable, evocative and pleasant. I certainly hope that, when someone smells my parfum (Chloe), they think of me & smile.
@KimberlyGreen4 жыл бұрын
@@garryiglesias4074 I'm sorry perfume causes such a visceral, unhappy experience for you. I used to work with a woman who was very sensitive to smells as well. So, I sympathize with you.
@salondethenocturne49484 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's because one billion of Chinese want buy perfume in france, that why it's still a big industry
@golden75954 жыл бұрын
- « Bonjour » - « Bonsoir » *ou* - « Bonsoir » - « Bonjour » On en parle pas assez de ça 🙃
@Annael-ey2im4 жыл бұрын
Quand je rentre dans le bus le soir, j'ai tendance à dire bonjour et le chauffeur me dit bonsoir, du coup quand j'y pense, je dis bonsoir mais le chauffeur me répond bonjour 😭
@lesliebestiole34554 жыл бұрын
Je hais surtout les Fr pour leur "Ah mais tu dis bonjour alors que c'est le soir lol" P** MAIS QUESTCE QUON SEN FOUT Sérieux notre peuple de Fr a trop de principes à la con et après ils se demandent pourquoi ils sont en dépression.
@Annael-ey2im4 жыл бұрын
@@lesliebestiole3455 ?? Aucun rapport avec la depression, vraiment, ton commentaire n'a d'ailleurs aucun sens
@nathael63504 жыл бұрын
Golden Sweetness j’ai pas trop compris tu peux dire bonjour à chaque instant de la journée et tu peux aussi dire bonsoir quand c’est le soir
@lesliebestiole34554 жыл бұрын
@@Annael-ey2im Tu fais donc partie de ces gens qui font des préjugés sur les autres sans comprendre leur chemin de pensée :) Merci beaucoup d'avoir illustré mon propos.
@rosiefay72834 жыл бұрын
3:28 Establishes that the audience guy is French. Talks to him in English.
@BelleVanSchijndel4 жыл бұрын
As a Dutch girl who grew up in the US & Germany and who now studies in Brussels, I feel this entire show in my SOUL.
@emmawautier11464 жыл бұрын
Belle van Schijndel its easier in brussels, we only do one (hopefully)
@bruhmoment11454 жыл бұрын
the fact that a pie chart is called camembert in french lights up my life
@lorenamcd75724 жыл бұрын
je pense qu’aucun français ne le sait vraiment, on est tous perdus et on fait au hasard😭
@MsShani984 жыл бұрын
Perso, les gens que j'aime c'est 1 bise, les étrangers 2 bises, si ce sont des hommes je tends la main 😂 ou sinon je dis juste bonjour en souriant 😂 on fait chacun à sa sauce, "ça dépend" 😂
@andremaube50694 жыл бұрын
C’est à l’humeur 🤷♂️
@lesliebestiole34554 жыл бұрын
Pcq les Fr ont des principes débiles au lieu de juste faire comme ils le souhaitent ^^
@psychoredhot4 жыл бұрын
@@lesliebestiole3455 C'est pas des principes débiles, chaque pays a sa propre façon de dire bonjour ou de se présenter.
@StarvingPepper4 жыл бұрын
Perso c'est check aux mecs, 1 bise à la famille et 2 bises aux meufs
@SoFia-xk2jk4 жыл бұрын
when he speaks english with french accent I GET SO CONFUSED and start reading the captions nsdbianajs im so stoopid
@LochNessax34 жыл бұрын
As an English-speaking language enthusiast currently learning French, I’m so happy I stumbled onto your channel. I’m in tears hearing about your struggles in France 😂
@aidanclarke61064 жыл бұрын
We do the "bise" because we can't realistically French-kiss everyone 😘😂
@shizukagozen7774 жыл бұрын
Shhhhh !!!! Some of them could actually believe that ! 😅
@cmolodiets4 жыл бұрын
we can!
@satibel4 жыл бұрын
@@shizukagozen777 I hope it's the sexy ones.
@gabriellemenigaux37374 жыл бұрын
Il a la voix de Cyprien quand il parle français 😂
@JonnJonnTube4 жыл бұрын
Presque la tête aussi 😄
@moviefan66884 жыл бұрын
Vraiment ? 😂😂
@lifeofjenben4 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing I took from this is “pie chart” = Camembert
@xJustDreamin4 жыл бұрын
English: A pie chart Canadians: Diagramme circulaire French: .......CAMEMBERT
@TheRacoonChannel4 жыл бұрын
Diagramme en pointe de tarte
@earlem97714 жыл бұрын
Canadians say pie chart
@elsasvenski15663 жыл бұрын
In France, at school we must not say "Camembert" but "Circular diagram"
@silverspider13144 жыл бұрын
Wow i have never seen a person master this well two languages, bravo bravo
@luiysia4 жыл бұрын
u never met any kinda immigrant kid huh
@silverspider13144 жыл бұрын
luiysia im just impressed by the accent lmao especially french and english there is not french person who can master english and the other way around
@rosiepooo5294 жыл бұрын
Sarah-Maude Benoit i've lived in the us for like 7 years and i can tell you i'm fluent in both lol. it's not that hard to be fluent in another language when you're immersed in it.
@silverspider13144 жыл бұрын
Léa Georgescu yeah me too, u can tell im french by my name, but usually there is still an accent and you can tell its not ur first language uk, but yeah ik hes not the only one on the planet who has achieved that so félicitations lol
@rosiepooo5294 жыл бұрын
Sarah-Maude Benoit merci lol, je penses quand même que j’ai pas d’accent en anglais parce que j’y suis aller avant de commencer le lycée. c’est beaucoup plus facile de perdre un accent quand on est jeune
@SiriaBlackYT4 жыл бұрын
I'm French and I hate "la bise" so much, especially when it's with an old creepy man I've never met before. Guys are lucky with their handshakes and now I often shake hands with people I don't know instead of doing "la bise". If you're a stranger I have to say hello to, no way you're approaching my face with yours!
@mmika984 жыл бұрын
You guys are so ??? In Brazil is kissed and hugs and smiles...
@oceanedutheil6244 жыл бұрын
tu sais juste se toucher les joues mutuellement pendant même pas 2sc
@clarajays4 жыл бұрын
Bien d'accord.
@melvng85124 жыл бұрын
Ptdrrrr « ses pièges, ses enjeux » 😂😂😂
@PuffyRainbowCloud4 жыл бұрын
@@mmika98 Yeah well a lot of people are sensitive to being that intimate with someone. They may be autistic, have previous traumatic experiences, or just straight up not like it! What's wrong with showing a little respect to the fact that people are different. It's good that you like being close to people. I'm happy for you. That's not the case for everyone.
@TakahataStrify4 жыл бұрын
My quick bise guide (based on my experience as a 23 years old woman) : - 3 bises in southern France (Occitanie/PACA) - 4 bises in the Parisian region and maybe Normandy/Brittany - 2 bises everywhere else - at work, handshake with superiors (manager level and higher, unless they told you otherwise) and bise with coworkers that are on the same level or lower (the number depends on the region) - when meeting someone on a non-working situation, handshakes between men and bises (number depends on the region) to everyone else. - in a family situation everyone does the bise to everyone (at least in mine) and since family members are not always from the same region you can get in a awkwardly funny situation But the worst thing is that not everyone does the kiss noise and it makes me very uncomfortable
@Clyman9744 жыл бұрын
I lived in Paris for most of my life and I've never seen anyone do 4 kisses...
@TakahataStrify4 жыл бұрын
@@Clyman974 I spent 6 years in Paris and everyone did 4 bises, I guess it depends
@LeJobastre12152 жыл бұрын
@@TakahataStrify not everybody does 3 kisses in southern france..
@TakahataStrify2 жыл бұрын
@@LeJobastre1215 i've lived near the mediterranean cost my whole life. if they don't, they are from another region.
@LeJobastre12152 жыл бұрын
@@TakahataStrify not true
@sassyqueen3844 жыл бұрын
me being italian, knowing both english and french, listening to the english, reading the french, double understanding 🤩
@Balthazar1304 жыл бұрын
Why am I watching this again? I've seen the show already! Damnit Paul, why are your sketches THAT good, I always come back to them
@chucktrain114 жыл бұрын
Love it Paul. I thought it would be a rehash of your “La Bise” KZbin video but you’ve added loads more and made it fresh and funny all over again. I’m off to find that website.
@loicmazevet93244 жыл бұрын
C’est presque ça. Sauf pour les femmes. Dans le milieu professionnel les femmes à responsabilités sert la main (mais peuvent faire la bise a leur employés/collegues si elles en sont proche). Dans la vie privée c’une manière générale c’est souvent l’un des deux qui passe au stade de la bise et la politesse veut que l’autre ne puisse refuser.
@GeckoToine4 жыл бұрын
Be smart, always starts with handshakes and finish with la bise ;o
@Drakenvlieg4 жыл бұрын
I don't. Every time someone gets to close to my face, i just yell: "I have a COLD AND IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS!!" at the top of my lungs. Works 100% 🤣
@rachemyebba88384 жыл бұрын
Your French accent is impeccable!
@alicehumbert85534 жыл бұрын
Il est bilingue 🙃
@TexasHotel14 жыл бұрын
A défaut de savoir combien on fait de bises et à qui on le fait, tu as au moins très bien saisis les autres difficultés de la bise, ses pièges, ses enjeux.
@arthemis10394 жыл бұрын
Vous avez quatres heures
@TexasHotel14 жыл бұрын
@@arthemis1039 Passons directement sur une thèse de 300 pages.
@away25854 жыл бұрын
@@TexasHotel1 recto verso
@KYNGA1004 жыл бұрын
@@TexasHotel1 Et en annexe, les câlins amicaux... ce truc est pire que la bise...
@zeynab1074 жыл бұрын
On voyant ta pp j'ai cru qu'il y avait vraiment une mouche sur mon tel 😭😂😂
@-_-Ix544 жыл бұрын
In Spain ppl also give kisses
@MrRookitty4 жыл бұрын
That's when you take the all or nothing approach. Either everyone gets la bise or no one does!
@reverie57604 жыл бұрын
I'm on BISE-ING terms with these guys
@TheGamesADAMS4 жыл бұрын
parler français sans accent anglais c'est déjà très fort, mais alors parler anglais avec l'accent français ça relève du génie
@guim0uz3 жыл бұрын
Les français nés en 2020 : "but Paul, what the fuck is la bise ?"
@zaraf49154 жыл бұрын
…this counts as revision for my French exam tomorrow, right??
@gent89404 жыл бұрын
I hold my head still and let the other person sort out which side 🤷🏻♀️
@quinetlea4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Paul, I'm gonna use your video to teach French to my students in Canterbury. Cheers!
@LoriWolfcat4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you la bise with a fan. Then you have to keep track of that too! 😹
@val02994 жыл бұрын
Qui a cherché sur internet : « combien de bises doit-on faire en France » 😂
@jeanmanu4 жыл бұрын
Moi et le site existe vraiment ! : combiendebises.free.fr/ a voté ! :p
@LTAgarLegends4 жыл бұрын
@@jeanmanu je connaissais personne qui fait 5 bises ou 1 bise mdr c'est quoi ce site éclaté 😂
@onyxkun99994 жыл бұрын
@@LTAgarLegends 5 bises j'en connais pas mais 1 seule ça existe bien^^
@davidrakoto74884 жыл бұрын
Trop sympa d'avoir publié toutes ces vidéos de ton spectacle, merci beaucoup !!
@carolinecarolina68733 жыл бұрын
Un sujet passionnant et raconte avec tellement d'humour; merci Paul pour en rire aux larmes
@fannygaignier75864 жыл бұрын
2 mais je suis jamais sûre de quel côté je le fais. C'est instinctif ^^
@KYNGA1004 жыл бұрын
D'habitude j'en fais 2 aussi... Mais parfois, ça arrive que la personne d'entre face s'arrête à 1... ou monte à 3... Combien de fois j'ai failli embrasser quelqu'un par erreur à cause de ça... 🥺🙊
@meuboui4 жыл бұрын
Chez nous les indiens c'est 4... À chaque mariage on est 500.
@hepyxgoproedit40764 жыл бұрын
@@KYNGA100 oh mon Dieu c'est horrible ça 🤮🤢
@Thinkingabtlife4 жыл бұрын
Au sud c'est 3
@clarajays4 жыл бұрын
Je suis originaire du sud et c'est en arrivant en Bretagne que je me suis rendue compte qu'on commence par la gauche parce que tout le monde ici me le fait remarquer lol. C'est systématique que j'ai une réflexion du genre : "t'es en Bretagne ici, faut commencer a droite". Ou alors "tu me perturbes" 🤣 sérieux, faut faire passer une pétition pour arrêter le massacre 😂
@davidrjrc18124 жыл бұрын
The last part is so true!!! La bise is a gift!
@jan_Masewin4 жыл бұрын
the birds and la bise seem to get along pretty well en France
@KYNGA1004 жыл бұрын
I'm Swiss and what I'm most unconfortable with is... hugs. It's commun to hug between girls/woman and I NEVER know what to do.... I prefer la bise. But today, I met 3 friends and they *love* hugs. I thought that only 2 of them did, so I hugged them... but then, the third one was sad because I had forgotten her ! I was so sorry and hugged her as well... So... yeah. La bise is complicated. But *hugs are worse*
@poohoff4 жыл бұрын
You need therapy
@KYNGA1004 жыл бұрын
@@poohoff If you say so...
@fatinecherkaoui9334 жыл бұрын
Omg i just discovered this man 😍😍😂😂😂😂❤ omggggg sketch of the year
@localtraveller28694 жыл бұрын
Freaking hilarious and so damn true.
@Adinails_3 жыл бұрын
Merci pour ces vidéos !!! Ça m’aide à comprendre les sketchs anglais ! J’ai du mal avec les sketchs américains parce qu’ils parlent vite et ils ont des jeux de mots que je n’ai pas encore ! Mais j’adore les tiens 😍
@bonne-energie4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 You're a genius mon ami 😂😂
@cas92784 жыл бұрын
I'm from Belgium and I think you guys are quite lucky. You only have to think about how many kisses you have to give while I don't know if I'm supposed to kiss, hug, shake hands, give a little wave or do a combination of them. I seriously hate meeting people, it's so confusing!
@nvwest4 жыл бұрын
That last part 😂
@aimeeahearne68984 жыл бұрын
The struggle is real
@screamer222224 жыл бұрын
you are brilliant
@kadourimdou434 жыл бұрын
Just combine "you alright" as a greeting in to one sound, missing the T at the end, like we do in the U.K. You can use sounding like a Seal as a hello.
@robynplett30864 жыл бұрын
I never know how to respond when a British person does this. Like, do I look sick? Did I trip, fall, and forget about it? What is it?!?!
@InspiPositive4 жыл бұрын
C'est fucking drôle ! Bien joué my close friend! 😊
@bengrizzlyadams61874 жыл бұрын
Une tuerie!
@NickGecko4 жыл бұрын
I'm italian and I'm listening an english monologue about french people. Where my life is going on? Anyway in Italy doesn't depends, we always do two kisses
@Lecolb4 жыл бұрын
Une fois que t'as tapé la bises tu ne peux pas revenir en arrière, c'est trop ça 😂 t'as un contrat à respecter 😅
@akotori4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious ! Amazing ! Paul j'te kiffe 😁
@lillakocsmaros44704 жыл бұрын
Bising terms😂😂😂
@naijahijabi4 жыл бұрын
This is amazing 🤣🤣
@lesliebestiole34554 жыл бұрын
J'adoooore Autant le sketch que le sujet !! Put*n ça dérange jamais personne à part moi !!
@CESTPASIMPORTANT4 жыл бұрын
Génial
@Thomas-on4lb4 жыл бұрын
Trop fort ces réflexions 😅
@regan38734 жыл бұрын
I like his French voice better because he sounds like Michael McIntyre when he’s speaking.
@Kly_VR4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing the extract !! 2 kisses and offer the left cheek first obviously #southteam
@naimaweder15734 жыл бұрын
you should come to switzerland it would be so fun to see a show of yours
@Sergio-bu2bs4 жыл бұрын
bonjour vous etes un tres bon observateur vous savez raconter et vous etes tres drole .continué ainsi
@arierahmat17714 жыл бұрын
J'adore votre spectacle Paul! J'ai vraiment envie de le voir. Vous allez avoir des spectacles aux E.U?
@hemmingstone_4 жыл бұрын
Je suis morte😂😂
@leonieh.88204 жыл бұрын
WE SPOKE ABOUT THAT IN FRENCH CLASS AND ITS JUST TRUE BAHAHAHHA
@sebsbeehotel4 жыл бұрын
when you're so bilingual you don't need subtitles quand t'es tellement bilingue que t'as pas besoin des soutitres
@Toinette114 жыл бұрын
Come to do your show in Stockholm! People would love it!
@laurabottequin13624 жыл бұрын
Nous en belgique c est facile un bise😘 Belgique 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪
@latable5584 жыл бұрын
avec la joue droite toujours
@citrus22804 жыл бұрын
currently doing subtiles for your “Does KZbin Pay me? -Vlog #40”
@louvie10664 жыл бұрын
underated comment. you made my night x)
@LesFilmsDu784 жыл бұрын
Le pire sketch à jouer en ce moment 😂😂😂
@jessyymoi4 жыл бұрын
Oui et le corona est daccord avec toi ! Lol
@raquelitalaviajera15273 жыл бұрын
Le bon côté du COVID c'est qu'on fait plus la bise! Fantastique
@cosmiczyx84284 жыл бұрын
I recently befriended a girl who's French and when I met her again, she did that to me and I got so scared for a second
@DantonSlip4 жыл бұрын
The subtle art of "la bise " is that you shouldn't actually touch or kiss the other people, just put you face at a side and make the noise. Touching is gross.
@lolwr45664 жыл бұрын
Lol, my uncle gives me bises (he's french) and instead of doing the same thing I just stand still.
@DantonSlip4 жыл бұрын
@@lolwr4566 At least you avoid that akward moment when you start with the same side so you almost kiss on the mouth the other people x)
@eva-cs6tj3 жыл бұрын
C'est exactement ça. Mais j'ai déjà eu des reproches du genre ah mais tu donnes des coups de tête ou tu fais la bise😕
@liveadhdtv4 жыл бұрын
2:10 ça te donne un camembert theyre called cheese graphs in french? TIL
@Soken504 жыл бұрын
Not just any cheese, The Camembert !
@vdlr4 жыл бұрын
In Belgium we give only one kiss but only to our friends or friends of your friends
@laurah.26884 жыл бұрын
Vladetco but if he’s a friend of a friend and you didn’t know and didn’t kiss and he’s angry ? 🤪
@shizukagozen7774 жыл бұрын
Valqimir Lucky you.
@shizukagozen7774 жыл бұрын
@@laurah.2688 Punch him in the face.
@emmagil37804 жыл бұрын
So funny and I must say that his French is PERFECT 👏🏼
@faroukaboudou11214 жыл бұрын
😂😂 i like you
@akocbibbo4 жыл бұрын
we have something similar in the Philippines - its called beso or "beso-beso" where we touch our cheeks to the opposite cheek of the other person. Its very easy to know WHEN to do it as a Filipino guy: 1. For family, Dad and all other female family members, nephews or other male members only when they are younger (like pre-teen before they become akward) 2. For close friends, if they initiate and do it once, most probably you'll have to do it next time (like old classmates, friends from high school or college) 3. For close friends at work, normally if you've attended non-work activities with them, then you can do it..mostly girls, almost never with guys 4. Almost never for new acquaintances or on a date 5. Just pick up the social queues - if they do it and you reach out your hand, and they go in for the beso, most probably just reciprocate.
@chloeparfait27474 жыл бұрын
J'aime vraiment beaucoup trop ce mec il est super drôle et moi-même en tant que femme française ça me soule tellement de faire la bise au gens
@clelia48374 жыл бұрын
Alors moi c'est deux et toujours en tendant la joue droite en première ! Et ça pour tout le monde😂
@JR-jd3xm4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahha the best!
@embernyx25644 жыл бұрын
I'm learning French in school, and this is a great way to get used to the language. I'm better at reading French right now, but one day I'll be able to speak as well as this guy, I hope. I think the main thing I've learned is swear words, though. "Allez-vous faire fouture" Is my new go to.
@SaraH-jn5db2 жыл бұрын
I found the survey map he talked about, according to that its usually 2
@lorina9964 жыл бұрын
c'est brillant xD
@SaltyDecaf4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the tú vs. usted problem in Spanish speaking countries.
@bookbunny94 жыл бұрын
Bise-ing 😂 J'suis hongroise, on fait la bise deux fois!
@lmnp04 жыл бұрын
C’EST FACILE : Serrage de main dans un contexte professionnel et bise dans un contexte amicale
@Sub-Atomic4 жыл бұрын
4 kisses in most of north France, generally 3 in south France, most of the time you start with the right cheek
@IlhaanBlueAce4 жыл бұрын
FOR GOD SAKE MATE 😂😂 WOW
@camcam42424 жыл бұрын
Qui fait le petit bruit en même temps que faire "la bise"
@Cappuchettey134 жыл бұрын
Si tu fais pas le bruit tu passes pour quelqu'un de bizarre mdrr
@heroic34824 жыл бұрын
So true ^^
@heddadybvadskog-nebb56034 жыл бұрын
I went to La Reunion (a French overseas territory) last year with a project thing that my school was a part. i stayed with a host family where no one spoke a word of English and we went to the school of my host- where I was dragged around and given La bise by 30-40 of her closes friends. I've never felt so uncomfortable in my life
@Leelz2474 жыл бұрын
Ok, reading the subtitles, the French call a pie chart camembert? 🤣