LA BISE IS A WASTE OF TIME -

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[@robinbowman1926]

I love how he switches to English for Benjamin.

[@ReyaadGafur]

Benjamin is a dickhead

[@GreG975]

He speaks English to his Girlfriend lol

[@le_petit_lutin]

Especially because when he first meets Benjamin he specifically clarifies that Benjamin speaks French before speaking English to him

[@peanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts]

God, this video was 50% talk, 50% bise

[@killian9314]

He kissed more people more times for his one routine than i have ever done in my life

[@elaenim]

imagine doing this everyday. That's our daily lives...

[@timothymichael1429]

@@elaenim we do it in Indonesia too

[@mcyg2079]

@@elaenim just say you are germaphobic or something. Ez way to get out without offending anyone

[@Dance_Party]

@@mcyg2079 so you have a prejudice against germs? Not cool.

[@Stalysfa]

It's actually pretty good. Because if there is a girl you like, you can know much more reasily if she also likes you.

[@deeznuts4703]

I thought my French teacher wasn't being that serious when she told us about this... (she lived 7 years in France) Ngl that sounds like literal hell

[@nalinea18]

stream Feel good Same here! And even worse, I’m from Finland. We don’t do that touching strangers thing here. Or talking to them, unless it’s totally unavoidable. Handshakes are optional as well, especially during flu season. My family and I visited my mom’s friends in France once when I was an awkward teen. I was bloody traumatized! So much touching strangers going on and I _didn’t want to_. But I had to, JFC it was terrible. I swore to myself then and there that I’d never get any French friends myself, because I don’t want to have to do la bise with their creepy 70-year-old uncles and whoever else happens to be in the house. Southern Europe is way too social and fake-friendly-but-judgemental anyway. I talk to my parents on the phone about once a month and visit once a year, and that’s just perfect. I already live with my husband so he fills up my whole quota of social interaction by himself. And no one complains or judges us for it.

[@michelenintricepsi6529]

@@nalinea18 Both sounds like literal hell tbh.

[@QuickFlixDae]

@@michelenintricepsi6529 nah in arab culture we always do it and itd the same 2 or 3 bullshit depending on what country they're from but if ur native it's easy andshi

[@deeznuts4703]

@@nalinea18 lmao I'm a Finn too, you're just talking straight fax

[@madisoncampos6441]

😂 I'm half hispanic so when I meet all of my mom's friends who are spanish, they try to give me those kisses while I just try to lean back so they don't touch my face😂

[@ModernLady]

I think leaving is the worst. You start saying goodbye to everyone. But by the time that you have said goodbye to everyone, you have to start all over again because it’s been two hours since you said goodbye to the first one. Btw. Will see your show in November!

[@bengrizzlyadams6187]

Mariann Eråk Mais n’oublies jamais: Pluie en novembre Noel en décembre!

[@miskeyp]

Mariann Eråk or .... you sneak out the room and say good bye to everyone by a global sms pretending to have an emergency lol 😜 (After a few time, you may have got a vigilante’s réputation and a nick name like Batman or Green Arrow lol)

[@bookworm3696]

I'm from a Latin family with something similar to la bise. There's a reason the party lasts for half a day.

[@patax144]

even if I am not french in my country we do the same thing with one kiss and is just as annoying

[@patax144]

@@bookworm3696 so true that is why when my mom says lets come to your aunt's birthday we'll be back in no time so you can study, I am like there's no way that is actually happening

[@slushpuppie19]

Note to self: get drunk BEFORE you enter a French house party

[@71thfriedrich34]

So you gonna make it 2 time slower 😂

[@shanerajkumar3633]

That won't save you

[@RhynoBytes857]

As an introverted American male who strongly dislikes physical contact, this sounds like a nightmare.

[@ellef_red]

As an introverted France, it is !

[@regularusername5516]

I'm very extroverted and even I, who has very relaxed personal boundaries, La Bise sounds horrible

[@paulcases2646]

I'm french, and it took many years before I was comfortable with it. Actually, until I was like 15-16, I refused to do it. Then I think I just did not wanted to seem as a creep so I gave in and with time (i'm 25) I got used to. But it was hard and I know it is hard for many people in France.

[@auroreroussel1111]

It's not that bad and not that fast in real life! We are talking about meeting friends, it's supposedly a happy reunion and you get to have a word with each and everyone of them when doing la bise, it's a beautiful of saying hello.

[@regularusername5516]

@@auroreroussel1111 Im still not into it. I'm used to America where people are almost afraid to be touched

[@MrDiCapro]

France is hard place to be for Introverts damn. I am even concerned about greeting the guests at my house.

[@killian9314]

Same

[@gaedre8249]

tbh not that much because la bise is just completely normal so even introverts don't have problems with that. it's as natural as saying hello, it's a matter of being polite.

[@manorto]

@@gaedre8249 not really, it can be difficult for introvert to do la bise even if we've always been in France, we use to do it bc it's a part of our society

[@manorto]

@S F ahah c'est vrai que le Covid nous a tous arrangé sur ce point là, personnellement ai jamais eu la honte de dire que je ne faisais pas la bise et les gens s'y habituent

[@manorto]

@S F ahah après tu peux toujours essayer avec les personnes proche de toi normalement ils le prendront bien ( au pire tu peux toujours dire que t'es malade ahah ;) ) ! et pareil pour le serrage de main une plaie

[@thelorewriter9460]

He really commits to his bit, but it doesn't get old. Thank you KZbin Recommendations

[@rezafrost83]

Just imagine what hell would be like for french people Satan : well you've endure being burn here for 500 years so it means that you can finally go to the heaven Me : thank god finally im out of here Satan : oh yeah before you go dont forget to give La Bise to all of the remaining people here

[@paradox9823]

Reza Frost LMAO U MADE MY DAY

[@harry1995ification]

It would be another 500 years.

[@sjappiyah4071]

Reza Frost 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrEpicwarman]

@@sjappiyah4071 As a french, there's only one thing I can reply to this : That's the evilest thing I can imagine.

[@inesmartinez7817]

La fameuse technique de faire semblant d'être malade 👌

[@mailynh1503]

On l'a tous fait 😂

[@KhairulAzlan_kazlan13]

ça marche à chaque fois

[@BillyZeKat]

@@KhairulAzlan_kazlan13 Sauf pour le connard qui te sors, bah c'est pas grave moi aussi!

[@gabrilapin]

@@BillyZeKat 😂

[@jesaispasquoimettre2722]

J’ai été malade mes 3 années de lycée 🙄😂

[@webvictor6433]

RIP benjamin

[@hughjazz4936]

For once I'm glad to be living in Germany where delaying a beer is a criminal offense punishable by jail or up to 5 years in France.

[@summer-gj3oc]

first kiss was when both couldnt agree on a side to start with

[@smooki1342]

Mais c'est tellement vrai dans une soirée on fait environ 40 000 fois la bise 🤣😭

[@miskeyp]

Sorry, j’suis malade 🤒😜

[@zacharymorritt]

@@miskeyp Oh désolé, une bise pour ton santé

[@miskeyp]

Zachary Morritt hahaha thx lol so ... we can keep drinking now, we skip the fucking bise lol

[@nebulavortexhd8007]

Mais pourquoi fais-tu ça c’est dégoûtant j’ai du faire la bise à ma maîtresse 🤢

[@maxesantesocialebienetre7033]

Bhin ouais c'est tellement plus convivial 😂😂😂

[@edenshubert2468]

Pauvre Benjamin😂😂😂

[@neonhavok]

Im a canadian that grew up in brazil and this shit is so fukn relatable XD

[@elizamoore1493]

canadian studying in Belgium. Gets me everytime! Walking into school is a nightmare for me!!!

[@neonhavok]

@@elizamoore1493 huh, id assume the more northern countrys in europe were less touchy, cause germans, english, and finnish and such seem to act very much like canadians greetings wise

[@agustinl2302]

@@neonhavok Wallonia is basically French though. No idea how it works in Flanders but it was expected that at least half of Belgium had la bise.

[@heartnseoul7583]

Imagine throwing a joint birthday and New Years' party on December 31st

[@FroZenMemes]

I only just realised that "la bise" happened on NYEs at a house party. Only 2 people did it and occurred to me just now they were French 😂 It all makes sense now.

[@dolfinsbizou]

Une pensée à la personne tout à droite de la rangée, qui a sans doute jamais autant touché la joue d'un mec qu'elle était allée voir en spectacle Et un gros F à Benjamin

[@longlivethebook5877]

😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

[@lupevinado3087]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BENJAMIN

[@a_yan6581]

He kisses more people in less then 6 minutes then I do in a year.

[@Oce-qq2tr]

D'où le faut que des fois, le matin quand j'arrive en cours et que je vois un groupe de gens que je connais, je préviens desuite : 《salut, déso, flemme de faire la bise ce matin》

[@katyoutnabout5943]

You’re fantastic haha its like you vent my frustrations of life in france for me

[@romaincarnaby6932]

Even me as a Frenchman, those rules piss me off

[@cheyennenolte]

Poor Benjamin. 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisyeomans5547]

What a great crowd. Getting shit on and being good sports.

[@boland73]

I speak English and have never even been to France but this was still HILARIOUS!

[@1999colebug]

I love how the comments are half and half in french and english.

[@soupy27]

Every time he goes down there he stresses me out!

[@rellik0098]

That poor Benjamin lmao

[@yungbando01]

Man you are incredible. KZbin algorithm scored again and i ve watched your whole show just by clicking the next video

[@muizzsiddique]

This is my first time hearing of you (thanks algorithm) and wow! Just wow! Great show, man!

[@thecommentsuperhero8578]

Best part is that he is absolutely not exaggerating.

[@resveries_]

oh man. i’ve never been to europe but i’ll see italian family members and they do something similar to la bise and it’s highkey awkward because i never know if they’re gonna do it or not and then i’m being kissed and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ okay sure

[@marianolaguzzi]

At least it's much easier than in France: here it's just like left cheek, right cheek or vice versa and that's it, it's not like an indefinite amount of kisses like he said in his previous video on la bise

[@agustinl2302]

@@marianolaguzzi Yeah, same for Spain, right cheek first, then left cheek. Just two kisses, and it's pretty standard everywhere in the country I believe. Most of Latin America seems to have dropped the second kiss and just goes for a single one, usually on the right cheek.

[@miam6920]

oh my jesus mexico too. complete strangers!

[@tinyoceancloud]

I love listening to this guy speaking french

[@CalaCrisp88]

Love how he just keeps shitting on benjamin

[@sethheppner7138]

10% jokes *90% roasting Benjamin*

[@inthelegend307]

Le pire c'est que c'est trop ça la bise xDD Je m'en rendais pas compte que c'était si chiant tellement c'est une habitude x)

[@hollyelms00]

Hilarious Paul, la bise is still weird to me haha!! My mam, my little sister and I are happy that you see what we see !!!!

[@Lhey_]

You gotta know that... but most of us french people don't even understand it. We're slowly stopping to do it, it's just a huge pain in the ass x) Waving a hand is way better eh!

[@internalmedicine9982]

J'adore ca ! Bravo Paul, c'est tres drole ! Bonne chance pour ton nouveau show.

[@goldstaarr2221]

Bro my family is like this (we’re Italian) and I swear it takes yearsss to get through everyone, and on top of that you see a new random, old family member every time lmao

[@cherryblossom5239]

C'est pareil au Québec❤😂

[@Tranceplant82]

Oui lol

[@maed5992]

So true! It is annoying as hell. Having raz le bol of this charade, I found a perfectly effective technique : avoid eye contact and move like you didn't see anyone. When invited and it is time to go, I just go straight to the host, eyes on them, to say goodbye and give my thanks. And hop, I'm gone. When I arrive, I make a very discreet entrance, and same, no eye contact around the room for the first half hour or until the next person arrives because then I am old news. 😄

[@othfrk1]

Living in the USA for 20y now, I forgot all about la bise... Et la poignee de main. Ici ca ne ce fait pas non plus.

[@Lucie_L07]

J'adore ! Pour moi, à la fac, les gens doivent avoir une flemme générale donc personne ne fait la bise à personne (même les groupes d'amis qui sont h24 5j/7 ensemble) À tel point que ça me manquerait presque 😂😂 Eh! J'ai dit presque 😂

[@maouimaisnon2535]

Oui moi aussi depuis que je suis rentrée en prépa plus personne ne se fait la bise chais pas on doit avoir la flemme

[@raphael122]

@@maouimaisnon2535 pas le temps de sociabiliser en prépa ! Prepa maqué, prépa ratée comme on dit. C'est ptet pour ça que j'ai arrêté la prépa la première année...

[@maouimaisnon2535]

@@raphael122 Oui c'est exactement ça du genre "quoi, un être humain ? Non, je ne vois que des cahiers et des pages de cours moi" En plus quand on fait la bise on perd exactement 0,7 seconde par joue (c'est le pire si on habite dans le sud), ce qui fait un total de 37 minutes et 28 secondes à l'année, soit une khôlle (en comptant la bise du matin et la bise du soir à en moyenne 10 personnes par jour, - 4 jours de bonjour à distance car rhume). Je précise que ces chiffres officiels ont été validés par la convention lycéenne de bienséance et la classe de math spé. Bonne soirée. Je ne vous fait pas la bise.

[@ferlvs]

I can't stop watching it!

[@georgesxd8540]

Love it! Love it! it's so TRUE... and coming to see you in Jan. Thank you Paul

[@bernardvonreiche5474]

This video is wild post covid.la fking bise😂😂

[@tng3]

The eyes tho so relatable I got scolded for it

[@matrix7894]

Imagine un peu chez moi c'est trois bises

[@fuz3madara236]

POURQUOI il y en as qui en font 4 aussi

[@TheMrZomboss]

Does la bise but to benjamin at 1:14. Very casual 😂😂😂

[@gugusalpha2411]

I'm watching this video just before going to a BD/NYE party in France... What have I done?

[@Hieidrkdragon3]

Ben is my favorite.

[@LaRana2315]

As a latin american I feel this on a spiritual level

[@hopeless_turkey2735]

As an Italian I did too

[@AristotleTheLesser]

Fuck I feel like I’m watching someone sign with how much Paul moves his hands

[@atmoak7063]

Me: *has French test tomorrow* Me: I have time Me at 1 am: I need to wake up in five hours I guess I won’t have time to study

[@guiguiator]

Hahaha ! Plus jamais je ferai des bises dans les fêtes.

[@marieblueangel]

Just discovered this channel! Hilarious!!

[@ethanjohnstone6797]

THESE ARE AMAZING WELL DONE

[@fekrytesfaye1058]

i move to France two years ago and this is so painfully accurate

[@1111shizuka]

Frenchie here, I too doesn't understand la bise, it's hell. some people give you la bise ALL ALONG THEIR INTRODUCTION. "hi - smack- I'm Benjamin - smack- nice to meet ya - smack-..."

[@ryokone6934]

Paul, on t'attends avec la gnôle, l'absinthe et la vipérine dans nos campagnes, on a plein de jeu rigodrole 🙃 Btw bon sketch

[@hepyxgoproedit4076]

Tu oublie le génépi

[@ryokone6934]

En vrai la liste entière est un peu longue 🤔

[@hepyxgoproedit4076]

@@ryokone6934 oui

[@andrewmurphy5310]

Classic Benjamin fucking it up.

[@carlospriel]

I was thinking about going to French, let me think again 🤣

[@EmmaR]

THIS is so true in Spain and Iran

[@mathilde1212]

du coup je vais me prendre une biere ! la bise Paul

[@KalDashYT]

Excellent !

[@honeymustardchickennugget2551]

This also happens to me in Costa Rica, when I enter my class I just wave everybody and say hello, but when a classmate enters she starts kissing everyone on the cheeks and I'm like ah shit here we go again

[@hummusandtobacconist1279]

This is so good

[@jesuisshirley0716]

Bravo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kilkeny1976]

This is so true 😂😂 My husband just cannot get used to it.

[@williamroux8846]

Excellent bcp trop bien

[@sharmavishwas]

Dude that hit deep!

[@taik86]

Brilliant 😊

[@ThoughtinFlight]

Been laughing my ass of for the past hour on your shit

[@muskankhaled]

benjamin is a legend

[@MikalCaober]

NOOOO NOT THE BEES

[@A427thebouh]

uu a partir de 6 personnes je passe au salut collectif. même moins, et je tape pas la bise à tout le monde, un grand sourire suffit souvent.

[@paradisioescapes8761]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 des barressss

[@TheOtherNeutrino]

Poor Benjamin

[@sebsbeehotel]

when you're so bilingual you don't need subtitles quand t'es tellement bilingue que t'as pas besoin des soutitres

[@Fasepalm_]

0:38 French pacman

[@maxesantesocialebienetre7033]

Pauvre Benjamin 😂😂😂

[@anonymoususer2271]

0:52 "A CAUSE DE LA FUCKING BISE"

[@zoet]

La solution pour sortir de la soirée sans perdre deux heures à faire la bise à tout le monde: filer à l'anglaise!

[@RainbowDemon]

Imagine being born on New Years Eve.

[@oliviakristina]

Today I learnt that the indonesian word "kado" came from French/Dutch "cadeau" and pronounced pretty much the same way and means the same thing 😂

[@EmmaR]

Same in Persian!

[@kilianmeline9902]

Il a tellement raison😂

[@alexxhristova]

This is fucking hilarious ... cause it's true, not just in France 😂

[@Jason7R]

Holy crap, I'm dying!! hahahahaha!!!

[@arandombard1197]

In Hungary they do the same fucking thing. Christmas is a nightmare because of it. 1) Kiss everyone to say hello 2) Kiss everyone during the FIRSTdrink 3) Kiss everyone during the CHRISTMAS celebatory drink 4) Kiss everyone during the exchange of gifts 5) Kiss the later arrivals 6) Kiss the people who leave 7) Kiss everyone on the way out

[@paradisioescapes8761]

Il me tue 😂😂😂

[@sofiam4270]

Lol so true.

[@samlueke2855]

american who got to visit a french high school a few times- this is so true and for some reason i thought at least it would be less common among teenagers but no. esp awkward because they knew i was american and had no idea what to do with me LMAO

[@cam5296]

We do these in Argentina too It looks so tiring when he does it but I swear it's not Once you get used to it it just comes naturally I don't even notice how much time I spend doing this

[@fujoshi8672]

Ahah it's so true !!! ~a French from France 😂😂😂😂

[@amskioulecureuil7784]

Il dit que des réalités dont on ne fait pas attention. J'ai déjà pris plus d'une heure pour saluer tout le monde car en général tu parle également.

[@ladyemmeazerty411]

Et encore, là c'était que 2 bises par personne... Avec 3 bises tu passes déjà la moitié de la soirée à dire bonjour et l'autre moitié à dire au revoir... (et j'ose même pas imaginer avec 4...)

[@bobolpatrick3789]

il est bon