LA Property Owner's Inspiring Message About Rent Relief

This LA property owner has an inspiring message about rent and rent relief in light of Covid-19. This is real compassion.

[@gregroberts3844]

"And as he was laying there in the rubble, he was still trading." Tim Dillon 2020

[@matkiley17]

Fucking Genius. I love it.

[@josalinroberts2078]

beautiful comment, father

[@dajon661]

IM DEAD🤣😭

[@gregroberts3844]

@@josalinroberts2078 Remember my child, It's just life in the big city!

[@lincolnmicrophonellc]

laughed hard

[@ambabamba7271]

“Keep fighting because we’re not going to make it easy for ya. We believe in you too much.” God bless America!

[@muiscnight]

It is strangely reassuring

[@EvilDick1995]

That was pretty inspiring lol

[@Pulpgimp]

Tim Dillon is the type of conman I can trust.

[@kmplxx6057]

I can only imagine him back in the day on drugs selling subprime mortgages haha

[@luker.6967]

"We don't want to take away someone's incentive to breathe." LMAO

[@b1gbuck]

amazing line

[@stevenrichards1539]

Actually true, my mom passed away in April and she was on an off of ventilator. The doctor in ICU were she was for 50 plus days stated that it is not recommended to keep a patient on the ventilator more than six or seven days, as eventually long term use will cause the human body to completely lose the incentive to breathe on its own.

[@BillClinton228]

Stunning, brave and inspirational.

[@tjacksondolph4026]

"My brother worked at Cantor Fitzgerald, we lost him on 9/11 and as he was laying there in the rubble.. he was still trading" THATS WHAT THIS COUNTRY IS ABOUT

[@f1aziz]

I think I heard Counterfeits Gerald, lol.

[@andrewwaldock]

The name T Jackson Dolph sounds like a partner, or at least a board member at Thor Equities. In fact if it was true that the entire board of this fake business wasn't filled with descendants or the test tube babies of muscular 80s action movie stars...I never would've invested so heavily in the first place. Like my good friend Jean Claude Lundgren once said: "if they starve, they starve."

[@firevoodoo1]

As Russian I admire this kind of genuine Americana. Masterpiece.

[@michaelnorris2765]

God please help the rich in these troubling times

[@jesuschristislord7754]

"well, we can't punish the job creators" - God

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@jesuschristislord7754 saving this

[@radcow]

I know it's 1 am in the uk because I'm so so worried about rich people that I just can't sleep. most rich people properly haven't gone sking this year haven't been to restaurant in almost month I know....OMFG and may of them may of even had to wear the same clothes twice as the shops are closed however we can all look to the rich celebrity's signing theres no heaven when everybody is passing on to make us all feel better because we all know rich celebrity's are the real heroes. To be fair I've thought about that the last part rich celebrity's being heros well they kind of are in the crap nascistic culture of the west I'm not hating but come ON *SOMETHING HAS TO CHANGE* Wow I tried to write a joke about the wealthy celebrities and came to a horrible understanding about our culture

[@justmytwocents5166]

Do you even KNOW what’s its like to not be able to brunch?????

[@Azlorn]

@@radcow The department of education sent me a letter apologizing for calling me an asshole and that they are giving me my tax return back.

[@bluesing3082]

RIP to your brother; a fine true American man if there ever was one.

[@1LouSassel]

Thank you Bob, I am so glad you are my landlord, and my money will be keeping you and your family alive during these trying times.

[@patcarroll9187]

Tim dillon is the funniest comedian in the game right now 😂💯

[@Might.B.Housey_]

100%

[@thesixthestate4274]

Funnier than any mainstream guys that's for sure. Owen Benjamin has some ridiculously funny things and Norm MacDonald's quarantine shows got its moments

[@bobbybush1750]

@@thesixthestate4274 Lol Owen is going broke, and won't even be able to put Ramen on the table soon. He needs mental health services.

[@elbob17]

He really has risen above all others in regards to the gloom and doom of Corona.

[@manalivealiveo]

Mmmm.. no.. He's definitely not.

[@HankRearden84]

Ive watched this at least a dozen times, it just gets better with age.

[@becomingonu7839]

I love this man more than I love my own family

[@Triangleinformation]

Shane Handke and we all love you more than we love your family as well.

[@c.crespo8196]

"We're not gonna be easy on ya because we believe in you too much"

[@Deanthaw]

Thank you for this kind message. Being an LA renter, Its great to have local leaders such as yourself guiding and inspiring struggling tenets. #stayathome

[@afgtp0906]

I know he's joking but landlords were legit sending letters like this to people a few weeks ago.

[@jimmybrunson2553]

AndrewF i got one today lol

[@tomwallhead6950]

Im luckly to be english and rent off the goverment (council house we call em) . So they wont evict. Doesnt the states have the equivalent or is it all private renting/letting agents?

[@TheOldAmishMan]

@@tomwallhead6950 There's section 8, and in some cities/ states strict rent control, but section 8 is only for VERY low income.

[@cameronrivascreativedirector]

@@tomwallhead6950 We did have public housing, but it changed in the middle of the last century. It was originally, like in the UK, made for the lower and middle class. Now they are only for the poorest citizens. Additionally, most properties are owned privately and the federal housing administration merely guarantees rent payments to landlords. The issue is that there is still a private middle man (the property owner) between renters and the government. Rent ultimately goes to a private owner/investor instead of the government.

[@googlemail4241]

@@jimmybrunson2553 mao zedong. French revolution. Etc. Happens when so many "realtors and landlords" are scumbags. They are the slummiest category on average and are fake capitalists. the largest REITs that are apartments etc in the country isnt even like $30 bil market cap at the moment. That's the entire market cap. Steve jobs, Bill Gates, Zuckerberg, larry page and Sergey brin, etc. You know what they all have in common? They created companies that can buy that reit more than 10x or even 30x over and they DIDNT CREATE THOSE COMPANIES TO BE ABLE TO HAVE BASIC LIVABLE FOOD/WATER/SHELTER/ETC. It isnt capitalism it's just retarded crabs in a barrel sociopath scumbaggery. Singapore has >90% home ownership and they have a tiny ass island. You know where they routinely rank as a place to do business? Above the US and often literally #1. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr people cant even read or count zeros. You cant be a capitalist if you cant even count zeros.

[@declanh2314]

This video makes me want to invest my money in Thor Equities

[@JerseySlayer]

Then invest in CB Life with Greg Lindberg.

[@karljonson3287]

Let's do it they seem good

[@jacobbruch7854]

The sad truth to this hilarious bit, is those are the people who do well in this cesspool of a world we live in.

[@declanh2314]

@@growinglifeorganic940 I've already bought the jewels I'm just waiting for them to be delivered any day now it's been 6 months but good things come to those who wait.

[@gumbaroo]

Stock tip of the week!

[@ryanarchuleta3754]

I'm a 16 year army veteran been to two wars, three warzones and I have to say, God bless your soul Tim Dillon. Thank you for your service you beautiful man. You're doing the lord's work

[@tartarshoes]

this is so incredible i feel like it shouldn't just be here on youtube it should be in a museum or something

[@doortech8227]

"...And just last week we had to put my wife Kitty into a pre-emptive coma because she was being hysterical!" 😁😂🤣😂 hilarious Tim , well done!!

[@diogenes5127]

A man for these times.

[@Llyrdriel]

I needed to see this today!! My bank charged me $36 overdraft fee...yet they’re website has pages of “we are here to help” “we care” bs. Corporate hypocrites makes me furious.

[@davidmonrrealjr]

Thank you!

[@justinfuzzyhat]

Hey Tim, it's me Justin again. I've been working for you for about 3?....yeah, a little over 3 months now. I've been selling low cost, high quality jewelry, but people don't seem to want to talk to me anymore for some reason. Actually, I haven't seen any of the stock come through. I guess I was was wondering if this business is even real you know? Wow, that sounds ridiculous when I say it out loud. The jewelry is probably just hung up in the mail somewhere. I'm sorry for saying that. Anyway, I'm gonna get back out there and keep selling. Have a good day boss.

[@Gabbaheiatliveno]

They are coming, don't worry

[@UN4RACING12]

The funny truth.

[@shadowbanned7575]

Holy jesus, keep these coming

[@christopherbarber5283]

This is hands down the most American thing I’ve ever seen. Thank you Tim, you beautiful bastard

[@ChristmasCrybaby]

Get well soon, Kitty!!

[@thesixthestate4274]

You are one of the best out there Tim. Thank you for making the apocalypse hilarious. Much respect!

[@mattf2967]

Men like this will Make America Great Again USA! USA! USA!

[@oliverbrady427]

Sips wine from Burger King cup....”life in the big city”

[@the7thmagazine]

..with ice

[@oliverbrady427]

I also forgot stares into the flames

[@muiscnight]

Is that from something

[@oliverbrady427]

Yes, Tim talks about this dude named Dennis in older podcasts.

[@exzisd]

real ones know it, life in the big city RIP

[@hastiomidi4298]

Coming across from this channel while high is marvellous.

[@MurdaIncorporated]

This guy is an absolute national treasure

[@bayareaomg]

As the 101st comment I'd like to say I'm having trouble seeing the satire any more as Tim's characters might as well be damned real

[@requestcontainsinvalidargu185]

Haaa. Exactly he is a true theatrical artist

[@kwazhims3lf]

THIS they are all like this

[@easycrypt8057]

Never met this character IRL. Use your Trump bucks to pay rent.

[@justmytwocents5166]

Easy Crypt “you’ll have to wait to die because you’re not getting that check til my name’s on it”

[@easycrypt8057]

Just TalkinTrash some people are just nasty, no matter what. Be a better person.

[@jacobfree2115]

With the little bit of strength he had left, he sold everything short.

[@samus598]

You are a national treasure Tim, I hope that your financial investments remain healthy during this trying time. Thanks for this sincere message, it has inspired me to breathe lots and lots of cocaine paid for by my brave tenants for the good of us all.

[@jlovedj]

"Common areas" gets me every time.

[@SpiritualStuntman]

Holy Shit!!! Too much truth here for most people to comprehend in such a short time

[@cjburke7424]

"we don't want to take away your incentive to breathe".

[@karljonson3287]

Thank God for Thor Equities.

[@bobsacamanno5123]

Tim that was excellent lmao I’m just imagining if Megan McCain owned a bunch of real estate with this gentleman(Nudge Nudge...)

[@miamiyusuf2206]

Im glad my parents moved to long island from Turkey when I was 12 because today I can relate to the great Tim Dillon. Funniest man

[@giovanigonzalez7585]

Tims jokes bring joy to my day

[@GriftinGuruhunter]

“As he laid there in the ruble he was still trading” Nearly choked on my crunch wrap supreme.

[@simplez4ck]

Taco bell is removing everything :(

[@UpstateGardening]

Dude has a legit good speaking voice

[@countsolomon]

This message was not only heart warming, but life changing and informative. Is there a news letter i can sign up for?!

[@debaucherizer]

Tim Dillon, you've had my attention for a while and it's been good. But man you're going so hard right now and getting better and better.

[@incubi51]

My brother worked in tower 1 and was shorting airline stock when first plane hit.

[@mjm5081]

Thank you Bob!...May God bless and keep you, the entire Thomas family, and everyone at Thor Equities(even Armando), close to his ever loving bosom ❤ 🇺🇸 🍩

[@DannySullivanMusic]

Write in Tim Dillon for 2020. He's the honest man we need who won't even pretend like he cares about us.

[@yarshmanspeaks]

Superb. Can I show this video to my tenants? I don't like the thought of my voice being inside their greasy ears, but I need them to hear this.

[@edwardchowanes7716]

Greatness!

[@weatoria]

I like the constant swaying left and right

[@djsnider]

He’s the King!!

[@lancepowers6337]

Lolz his tone throughout this is perfect, its like every other commercial out right now. "Times are tough, but still remember our brand and to buy our shit please."

[@nickgeorgiou7770]

A landlord everyone would love to have

[@gpunk76]

This man must be protected at all costs

[@BlackfeatherAlexander]

Dillon, you're a beast man.

[@matkiley17]

He was still trading. An American hero.

[@jerkenvensen]

"Several other buildings, that don't have names. They're by train stations." Lol, oh the subtlety of that jab is *chefs kiss* wow, I just... nice.

[@Abitflippant]

The funny thing is that this video gives the rich too much credit. They don't think about poor people at all.

[@smartin1333]

for sure the think about the poor.how the can work more for less money and what to sell them to get my money back

[@jacobloving6765]

Nice Guy Eddie she is not a leftist, she’s an establishment Democrat and has no socialist or leftist values

[@metalwellington]

so good. I should forward this to my landlord.

[@michaelandrews4783]

spoken like a true landlord

[@blakejones6648]

I had never met my landlord, but here he is.

[@NeoAmericanRealism]

The current KING of comedy

[@animeguru0305]

We Believe in You Too Much. Thank you, Tim, thank you.

[@maxbants7737]

When are the Jewels coming in the mail, Tim? How do i go door-to-door when I'm not allowed outside?

[@rayn_0ff]

Get a drone. Be creative. Does Tim have to do all the work?

[@CH-ml4rz]

They’re coming! Get a 6ft pole. Mount the perfectly cut stones on the pole. Go door2door. Think like a salesman AND SELL THAT DREAM.

[@bgnin]

Get sick,go to the hospital and sell them there,the semi lucid elderly are great customers. Does Tim have to do all the work?

[@danielclarke5887]

That’s where you’re wrong. Businesses that provide essential services are still allowed to operate. In these trying times, NOTHING could be more essential than a perfectly set stone...

[@scottp.548]

Virtual Appointments....just drop in on somebody's Zoom meeting & start facking selling like Tim taught you!

[@zachryanband5241]

Dystopian humor at its finest.

[@timeherenowbe3126]

You just know he really cares!

[@exzisd]

The reincarnation of Chris Farley that is well spoken.

[@sterlingr2671]

Thank you for believing in me, Tim!

[@Emidretrauqe]

God Bless America 🙏

[@spetruzify]

low-cost, high-quality

[@Ryan-nm2si]

Tim is the man. Such a funny dude 😆

[@ai_serf]

this needs more views.

[@craigp.2172]

"bought my first property at 15". Right on. Keep up the cash flow and never stop the hustle and something about growth. Never forget the most important word: Jug

[@mariojordan7316]

Rent will be due at the first. As it’s been since Jesus walk the earth lmao

[@nipplesweat518]

Priceless

[@eduardomaxwell7817]

As the U.S. ambassador of fake business I approve of this message

[@GlobalMiles]

He’s not funny...but he’s spot on. Humor, satire surfaces from the twist. There’s no twist.

[@Bryan-Driscoll]

This man is a comical genius.

[@barrymcokinner2718]

" you deserve it " hahahahahaha fkn killed me when he said that

[@eric4052]

“Rent will be due , on the 1st of every month , since are god lord and savior Jesus Christ walked the earth, and will be until he returns to us “ ! 👏🏼

[@alexb8560]

I used to work for Thor Equities and its actually a great place to be

[@timothysummers3807]

Yes!!

[@the-real-Lovefist]

This is so spot on

[@johnwhite8847]

My landlords sent out an email that was almost exactly this, but leaning a bit more racist (most of my building's tenants are Asian students).

[@CptNoShow]

Saaame. Mine taped a poorly formated word doc to everyone's door in the complex; "we encourage you to reach out to friends and family for financial assistance"

[@itsbroiled]

GOLD LIKE THE JEWELS I DIDNT GET YET !

[@CH-ml4rz]

ENOUGH. They’re coming!

[@thinkinternational]

Love this dude. Major Bill Hicks/ Stanhope vibes.

[@mariac7118]

So on point, sad, but still funny. The worst is the commercial landlord from NYC. Make one of these, please. :)

[@ursulabklyn_mia6148]

Damn!!! LOL. A comedian with a bat in his hand. Sounds like an old fashioned Brooklyn 1st and last warning. "Don't let me come back heeeaaa. Next time I'm kickin yoa doa down." I had to watch twice and of course shared it with many.

[@jordanhoward7629]

Thank you for this good sir

[@anotherworldviewispossible]

"Genius" - would not be too strong a word for this.

[@TheMackMamba]

The gallery at the glen is right next to the creek and the cave.

[@wayward-saint]

Making tough choices, “just last week we had to put my wife kitty into a preemptive coma.. because she was being hysterical.” - the delivery on that line was too damn good.

[@timmykruegertv]

So good and still making trades in the rubble!

[@NickVanHouse]

tell ben to learn about "white balance" in video

[@lazylion420]

hey some of my all time favorite buildings are located conveniently within walking distance of train stations

[@jhardy19538]

That's America!!!!!

[@gizzykatkat9687]

So fucking good I can't.

[@11UncleBooker22]

This guy is one of the brightest young comics on stage today.....well he's not exactly young and of course no ones on stage right now but you get my point. Anyway.....as soon as I'm able he'll be one of the 1st entertainers I'll see live, if he doesn't get found hanging by a belt with his pants around his ankles.

[@ReaghNetwork]

Brilliant

[@marvinsmith1204]

Man. I'm drunk phone in pocket. Heard this shit. And was like. Huh. Lmao good shit tim.