Ivanka put the Trump brand to the test and attempted to string together 15 words. We read them so you don't have to.
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@CornbreadPops7 жыл бұрын
"Life like nobody's architecting...." Love it! You in danger girl!
@justaghoulintheworld7 жыл бұрын
in a breathy valley girl voice........'Like whatever'.
@Sushi333127 жыл бұрын
Here's a quote: "Be worth knowing, rather than just well-known."
@lyndsay807 жыл бұрын
"Finally she can claim to have a jacket that's made in America." Girl, you *slayin'*.
@Wordavee17 жыл бұрын
Rewriting the rules to success?????? Oh, Rule 1. Don't start at the bottom. Rule 2. Chose your rich daddie's business to get into. Rule 3. Marry a guy richer than your daddy. Follow these simple rules and you'll be a success!
@keikoyoshikawa93167 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Really disgusting and condescending to all women who aren't in the 1%.
@Sandyyyyyyyyyy7 жыл бұрын
ucf1999 I'd like to think I'd raise my kids to find their own way similar to Warren Buffet. I'd tell my kids that no one gets a free pass and if you want to work with me you've got to be better than your competition no matter who you are. Being mad at people for being rich is dumb but being mad at people for trying to stay rich by keeping others poor, not so dumb.
@agentsmidt32097 жыл бұрын
Jealously...oooooooh my Jealously! I love Natalie Merchant.
@Wordavee17 жыл бұрын
The book does nothing to help anyone make a start in business, it doesn't rewrite any rules. If I had a business I would certainly send my children to good schools and bring them into the business is they wanted to, and assist them in other ventures if that's what they wanted. BUT I would hope they would realise just how privileged they would be in those circumstances. Ivanka seems to have no awareness of the enormous step up her social position has given her. I'm sure she works hard, but the fact is, she basically can't fail. If she wants to go into fashion, she shells out a few hundred thousand dollars on designers and administrative staff, they sit down and revamp a line of clothing of the fashions she likes, and let's face it, there's not much you can do wrong, dresses are dresses, trousers are trousers! Then you slap your already well known Trump name on it, get someone to sort out the manufacture in China, go to stores who welcome a well known brand name and wait for the money to roll in. Where has she rewritten the rules? Where has she taken risks? She has taken her position for granted, she never went into debt, her house, her livelihood was never in danger like it is with some people starting businesses. She's a spoilt brat who thinks she's clever because she can make money, and never acknowledges the silver spoon in her mouth.
@RuleofFive7 жыл бұрын
Wordavee1 Well said.
@Outlander347 жыл бұрын
“You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya.
@ujjwalreal7 жыл бұрын
It's funny that Trump claims he is so rich, because clearly, his entire family couldn't even afford a dictionary
@ujjwalreal7 жыл бұрын
And her views on feminism, and on poor people, and on her father, and well everything
@g.strauss18137 жыл бұрын
And she herself, odious cow.
@ericsilva44727 жыл бұрын
They all hire people to dictionary for them
@valebene21867 жыл бұрын
Yes, Shakespeare
@princessjello6 жыл бұрын
and now it's come out that his initial fortune 400 status is a total and complete fraud. and he used that fraud to lie to banks to get them to lend him money.
@ethanmcdermott76997 жыл бұрын
I need that Life like nobody's architecting poster NOW
@jameelwatson91117 жыл бұрын
T-Shirt!
@meenakshious7 жыл бұрын
Ethan McDermott My friend and I have both set it to our wallpaper
@NovaLaMason7 жыл бұрын
MAKE IT HAPPEN, SAM BEE!!! *A*
@Omylion7 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I took a screenshot. Maybe my fb banner?
@jacobcourson33357 жыл бұрын
shecub84 It's mine.
@mustardseed3087 жыл бұрын
Most working women don't have nannys, housekeepers & chauffeurs.
@yeevita7 жыл бұрын
Thats what their healthcare is about: making sure all those other woman die off.
@wendynerd11997 жыл бұрын
Which is what's so funny. Because when we're dead, who will nanny their kids? Cook their meals? Drive them places?
@TheStraatjutter7 жыл бұрын
"Architecting" ....building Ivanka, You mean building
@lilykep7 жыл бұрын
Nah, building implies actual work is being done.
@xingcat7 жыл бұрын
Ivanka always looks like she's processing oxygen for the first time when she's speaking.
@austinpearce54427 жыл бұрын
xingcat she needs to see a speech therapist
@SlowBoyAthlete7 жыл бұрын
Ouch, this video was too sharp I cut myself with it.
@comeinwiththerain197 жыл бұрын
" That's not how you language"!
@xuyahfish7 жыл бұрын
Either Samantha is very fluent in German, or she practiced the heck out of that German statement. Either way, I think Samantha is more of an authority on working then Ivanka could ever dream to be.
@austinpearce54427 жыл бұрын
xuyahfish if Sam weren't from Canada she has my vote for president in 2020
@pococurante97547 жыл бұрын
I'm an architect. Since 1986. She is not using the word correctly.
@cjpacelli13227 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you Samantha Bee, for helping me laugh through such a terrible time.
@theo41837 жыл бұрын
Didn't know she had a book out. Because I don't care. I'm so proud of that.
@luna399007 жыл бұрын
Human tooth whitening strip😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝
@ExistenceAmusement7 жыл бұрын
shelly amor you're stunning
@GreenDragon117 жыл бұрын
Scathing, Savage and Oh SO Spot On!
@yootoob45167 жыл бұрын
Ivanka isn't as bad as her dad YET. She has lived a life without requirement, struggle or consequences -- exactly like her father. When she talks about staying home from work to take care of a sick child, her frame of reference on the matter includes: a chef, two housekeepers, two nannies, a driver, business team, and now a Secret Service detail.
@sarfaraz.hosseini7 жыл бұрын
yoo toob Ivanka pursued a 'friendship' with Chelsea Clinton to further her networking aims, one she dropped when they were achieved. She publicly defended her father, but only as far as it furthered her ambitions, when his poll numbers dropped, she hid. As soon as he won, she moved to Washington DC with a long list of conflicts of interests that damage the institution of the Presidency. She's a prop. employed to soften the image of this Presidency. She's a self serving parasite, just like her father, but with a pretty smile.
@rorochido17 жыл бұрын
Boopala who wouldn't take an opportunity? less of 2 evils, them or the Kardashians?
@GreenDragon117 жыл бұрын
For me, neither!
@laloveisbad887 жыл бұрын
I'm architecting right now 😭😭😭😭😭
@laloveisbad887 жыл бұрын
yoo toob Well that must be some efficient architecting!!
@divyashreerao11137 жыл бұрын
As always Samantha's on point!
@thane7327 жыл бұрын
Women aren't funny.
@tyiffpeijc87027 жыл бұрын
Projecting much?
@awsomemagic167 жыл бұрын
"You in danger girl." -Whoopi Goldberg to the rest of America
@matthewstetson18407 жыл бұрын
OUCH!...and entirely spot on. Sam Bee and Seth Myers are must see TV.
@lozman677 жыл бұрын
She went to Germany and used the sign from the concentration camps as her brand slogan?! She's Donny's daughter alright.
@eleanormason26476 жыл бұрын
Almost, the last word is Frau, so they translated it so that it was very similar to the Auschwitz gate. It says "work makes woman" whereas arbeit macht frei is "work makes freedom". So it's cringe worthy, but not the actual thingie. Still, you can see where she gets it from! 😂
@sabinam6647 жыл бұрын
Samantha you architect your case for Ivanka and her family so good!
@superso7 жыл бұрын
samantha bee is rocking late night.
@joebrokenstrang75377 жыл бұрын
Ivanka = Millennial Lady Macbeth.
@PobortzaPl7 жыл бұрын
Lady Macbeth had at least focused her husband's ambitions.
@RK-ep8qy7 жыл бұрын
“unsex me here, and fill me from the crown to the toe top-full of direst cruelty” why can I imagine Ivanka chanting this?
@likedmyowncomment35477 жыл бұрын
Lady Macbeth had a plan Invanka is just doing what daddy says.
@PobortzaPl7 жыл бұрын
Ropsana Khanom Maybe because you have bigger imagination than me?
@RK-ep8qy7 жыл бұрын
LM realised what she had done at the end and died alone, if you're linking this to Ivanka than we have some foreshadowing going on
@jumpyjump907 жыл бұрын
Oh my, the burns! :-D
@Rozilla7 жыл бұрын
"Columbising feminism". Nice 😎
@justthecoolestdudeyo94467 жыл бұрын
That is some legendary wordplay right there. I'm using it. It's as good as Sam's Ted Cruz burns
@kalaiselvi55057 жыл бұрын
Sam's Ted Cruz burns are my all time favorite :D
@dtschuor4597 жыл бұрын
Not familiar...going to search them right now. Thanks for the tip.
@mlovecraftr7 жыл бұрын
College Humor reference! Thanks Pat
@piarossi45557 жыл бұрын
I love Sam Bee. I mean I really,genuinely love her.
@thane7327 жыл бұрын
Women aren't funny.
@diamond8527 жыл бұрын
Pinkie Pie Boo hoo, boo.
@airplaneplustrainguy81436 жыл бұрын
Pia Rossi haha
@c4507 жыл бұрын
Sam Bee has my heart. Thank you for conveying our actual feelings.
@PhoenixProdLLC7 жыл бұрын
"That's not how you language!" 😂😂😂 "architecting" (Anderson Eye roll)
@ohthewhomanity7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for numbering the parts of this episode!
@Crmsnraider7 жыл бұрын
Everyone should be watching these
@madelainestein35797 жыл бұрын
I love when she admitted she was former working poor! You get better everyday!!!!!!!
@AdelaideBeemanWhite7 жыл бұрын
I died when Sam started speaking German
@JLPicard16487 жыл бұрын
Calling glorified real estate agents "builders" is a disgrace to actual civil engineers and architects everywhere. If Trump actually built buildings instead of paying for them (or not) and putting his name on them, they'd fall. He doesn't have 1/10 the attention span or mathematical ability to actually construct a building.
@moret257 жыл бұрын
as usual, she's setting women up for failure... she had her riches handed to her on a plate, she never had to fight for ANYTHING in her life
@PureNightfall7 жыл бұрын
I don't want advice on how to ask for a raise, from someone who just has to smile at her daddy to get one.
@boischristian7 жыл бұрын
S/o to the South East Tampa reference!!! 😂😂😂
@theshion0056 жыл бұрын
What's it from?
@auraflowerthompson82036 жыл бұрын
In this case sometimes its best to leave a book on its shelf.
@lumpy01007 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.:)
@okrajoe7 жыл бұрын
Meatwad! Kudos for the Meatwad reference!
@pondartinc40027 жыл бұрын
What will the Trump library look like? I'm thinking all shelves,,,no books.
@Gunman6107 жыл бұрын
The Art of the Deal and used copies of Playboy that Trump's in, I imagine.
@justthecoolestdudeyo94467 жыл бұрын
Half built and painted gold
@justincastillogayray7 жыл бұрын
a dungeon
@chrisr18647 жыл бұрын
I doubt he'd get a library, but they might name the laundry room at the federal prison he dies in after him...
@ArtGirl827 жыл бұрын
It'll be fantastic, the best, so classy (and yet look like it was built in 1982 by one of the real housewives of New Jersey)
@tunim43547 жыл бұрын
This was smart, witty and well written! Love you Sam. :)
@ivonedefigueiredo93017 жыл бұрын
I have missed FF w/SB. Once per week is not enough, and they take so much time off. We need more!
@anthonymccarthy41647 жыл бұрын
This makes me wish I were 16 again so I could hope to grow up to be Samantha Bee. And that's the ONLY reason I'd ever want to be a teenager again.
@robertocolon1567 жыл бұрын
The life like nobody's architecting is my facebook header.
@lmnisop55167 жыл бұрын
That sigh from Whoopi Goldberg was one of the saddest I've ever heard
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Samantha Bee's take down on phony Ivanka and her clap trap.
@alexmccleod2437 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Ivanka knows so much about the plight of the working women needing to stay home with their sick child. Right single working mother with two jobs?
@pixeljane45707 жыл бұрын
I want to like this twice
@shrox7 жыл бұрын
Samantha bee is intellectually awesome
@thomasmonroy13077 жыл бұрын
America deserves Donald Trump. We have finally elected someone who reflects the very worst of our reality TV cultural values. Well done America.
@85set056 жыл бұрын
Thomas Monroy You can thank Hillary tbh.
@stan60397 жыл бұрын
Rarely, am I offered a presentation, that doesn't need editing. For that, thank you Samantha Bee, and toward the staff... Keep it up!
@Jebbtube7 жыл бұрын
Does Ivanka have kids? Are we sure they're not her father's?
@toadjiang76267 жыл бұрын
Haha, are you sure they are not her brothers'??
@ArtGirl827 жыл бұрын
The whole thing does have an Angels & Insects vibe to it...
@stevewarwick21037 жыл бұрын
MagnuMagnus Hey that's so mean.... but I like it. :)
@yootoob45167 жыл бұрын
ArtGirl82 Bless you dear GODDESS for citing one of my favorite films. Isn't it awesome to see Mark Rylance emerging in American film?
@censusgary7 жыл бұрын
Yes, she has kids, and no, we're not sure they're not her father's. Come to think of it, we're not sure they're hers, either. Ivanka's the type who would order one of her servants to bear children for her.
@outlawJosieFox6 жыл бұрын
Nice. As always. You are the best Sam Bee!!
@YngvarTheStag6 жыл бұрын
I absolutely and truly adore you, Sam 💙 a modern day guru, by all means.
@daublex23887 жыл бұрын
Interviewers face at 1:26.. "what in the world did she just say?" Lol..🤣🤣🤣
@rayden1207 жыл бұрын
Trumps are like a modern day Borgia's
@ahnobi7 жыл бұрын
Zach Hamell Then Kushner better watch his back
@BookishNaiad7 жыл бұрын
lol at " Our Earrings, Our Selves"
@guccigoldstein43957 жыл бұрын
Love the Soprano reference
@divyashreerao11137 жыл бұрын
Hurray! Now we can start our own book club!
@RedButtonTV17 жыл бұрын
exdemokratiewegweisersmafiatochtergzwanziggipfeldelegierungsübelkeitsgefühl very catchy lol
@Aeroldoth37 жыл бұрын
Weird, that's my safe word...
@RedButtonTV17 жыл бұрын
LOL
@justincastillogayray7 жыл бұрын
ex demo krati eweg weisers mafia toch terg zwan zig gip fel de legie rung süb elkeits gefühl (Did I break it down by word or syllable?)
@johannesschuh6317 жыл бұрын
Neither. Breaking it down by word would look a little bit like this: Ex Demokratie Wegweisers Mafia Tochter G20-Gipfel Delegierungs Übelkeits Gefühl (i couldn't tell if you were joking, I'm German)
Yes rich we know that you do not care about anyone else in the planet but yourself. You have expressed that over and over.
@JohnLee-sk5py7 жыл бұрын
Queen B, get em!
@linzlsleepy16277 жыл бұрын
Okay, but Heathers is one of the best movie/plays of all time.
@mzb58537 жыл бұрын
Sam, you are awesome!
@SamNeedsCoffee7 жыл бұрын
"Barry, is that how you get ants? Yes it is other Barry, yes it is."
@captainsparkle-fingers27447 жыл бұрын
Samantha is hilarious!!!
@Kyon8717 жыл бұрын
YOU IN DANGER GIRL
@beastysanchez73037 жыл бұрын
Complicit
@jemohseni7 жыл бұрын
Great piece Sam Bee!!
@phuowens7 жыл бұрын
thank you for your good rhetoric.
@megmo057 жыл бұрын
Yaaas Sam Bee!
@jhamptonjr7 жыл бұрын
"That's not how you language!"#CoffeeSpitter
@g.moeller3087 жыл бұрын
Samantha Bee! Who knew! This Boomer is entranced with your with and delivery. So nice to know some of the younger folks are ready and able to lead.
@AL-my7pr7 жыл бұрын
I thought Colbert was smart....this is equally smart :P
@anne-mariecole66927 жыл бұрын
As a woman I find IT offensive and very antiquated, no wait I meant architected #dumptrump.
@TickTockTimeTraveler7 жыл бұрын
Love!!
@Technodreamer6 жыл бұрын
Unlike Ivanka, Princess Aurora knows the value of work. I doubt Ivanka has ever cleaned a room, much less a house.
@GandPTrixie6 жыл бұрын
"I'm not 'balancing my life' I'm just doing literally the exact definition"
@Idklolsendhelp7 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@CAP1984627 жыл бұрын
what the actual fugue? arbeit macht Frau, stay tuned for her next talk, Mädchen Kampf
@MondstaubMusik7 жыл бұрын
#ArbeitMachtFrau that totally got my on the floor!
@jessicaaker17537 жыл бұрын
I usually love the show but the ArbeitmachtFrau was in really poor taste and honestly made me cringe, a lot. My grandparents were Holocaust survivors and I'm really shocked that this was even used. I would really like the staff to rethink for next time, or else I might need to stop watching.
@jessicaaker17537 жыл бұрын
I thought the joke had no place because of the content and because it didn't add to the piece at all. If it was taken out, then the point still would have gotten across. When people refer to genocides in jokes, it doesn't necessarily help get to the cause of the issue, which is to remember it. Sure, it does on a superficial level, but when you are talking about serious topics, you want it to be taken seriously. A better hashtag is a phrase that those who want to remember have been using for years: #neveragain, which has been used to refer to multiple genocides. That actually makes you think about the implications of what happened.
@jessicaaker17537 жыл бұрын
I'm not necessarily for censoring and I get it wasn't supposed to be totally humerous. I think being able to bring serious issues into the spotlight that leads to discussion is a great thing. I didn't think it really worked as a device for humor or a way to respectfully bring up something serious, no matter the comparion.
@icreatedanaccountforthis18526 жыл бұрын
Well put Ms. Bee.
@kingwindie7 жыл бұрын
"Ivanka is smart" that was a really good joke
@carolcrosby21777 жыл бұрын
Samantha Bee eloquent as always. Now that how you architect! Yeah baby!
@hyperdog677 жыл бұрын
That...was brilliant.
@linnyarchambault99307 жыл бұрын
Samantha Bee, you rock.
@marshacreary97717 жыл бұрын
Apparently 'Ladies who Book' aren't concerned with trivial things like salaries, gainful employment, 401k's, medical coverage, insurance or even home ownership. Women who work are absolutely the power players in this game
@robertwainwright97887 жыл бұрын
I defence of Ivanka's verbal use of architect.... I just looked the word up and it can in fact be used as a verb; Verb (used with object) to plan, organize, or structure as an architect: 'The house is well architected.'
@nunyabidness82977 жыл бұрын
Yes, it can be used as a verb, but who does? It feels weird when Ivanka says it, contrived in casual conversation. I think this was Sam's point.
@kaotik13696 жыл бұрын
The look on the face of the woman who interview her. A look that says "Can I architect my way out of this sleep-inducing plug?"