Land of Fans and Music 2 - 17 - Psychedelic Psychodelic

Music by Mai Yishan (Cat Boss)
References to "Liquid Negrocity", "English", and "The Ballad Of Jack Noir" by Toby Fox, "Walk-­Stab-­Walk" by Erik Scheele and "Let's All Rock The Heist" by Robert J! Lake
Cat Boss:
Well, here you are.
Big guy's got a fancy gun, and all you've got is a bloody knife.
But it's gonna be enough. It always has been.
You've slaughtered all them torsos, now it's time to wreck the head.
What are you waiting for?
Draw, Spades.
Art by Crowbawt
This song can be found on the Land of Fans and Music 2 album which can be downloaded for free here: hsfanmusic.skai...

[@dr.texasman7483]

it doesnt get much more badass than fighting the Lord of Time, missing an eye and with just a knife, and smiling (possibly even winning) and all the while, looking slick as fuck.

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

My boy you know he ain't winning That's an immortal man child and he doesn't even know it

[@colinlinvill1310]

Spades Slick as fuck

[@paradoxglitch1108]

@@palecaptainwolfkayls8499 actually if Spades slick is able to hurt Andrew Hussie By ignoring the narrative I'd say he has a damn good shot at hurting Lord English as well

[@LaughDonk]

@@palecaptainwolfkayls8499 pretty sure thats weak LE, by the 8 eyes

[@gundamgamer7060]

Considering Spades (WITHOUT any form of power up, like the Black Queen's Ring) was able to go toe-to-toe with Lord Jack, who was possessed by Lord English, I think Spades'd actually be able to put up a decent fight against Lord English. He probably wouldn't WIN, but he'd put up one hell of a good fight all the same.

[@ahva2280]

He'd be dead in seconds.

[@bananaman6046]

ähvä YUEHUEHUEHUEEE.. yeah he would... but maybe not whom knows

[@ahva2280]

Banana Man LE is much too strong. No mere Jack could beat him.

[@karkleswhitevans]

ähvä spades slick is no mere jack

[@wimberlen]

@@ahva2280 Bec Noir could last a while.

[@Leafy46]

As of now, the jack noir's combined have stabbed 105 players

[@aliveithink6985]

And several times.

[@catalystcatastrophe6328]

Not just stabbed, some are used with some 1st guardian powers, some died by an explosion

[@rrttone9054]

@@catalystcatastrophe6328 peanuts

[@m3llo8an4t0s]

RIP Spades. We'll never forget you. * stabs the air while crying *

[@KaptainRaptor]

This song plays during the true final boss if you get the 100% ending where you save spades from union jack, give him the crowbar and upgrade his rapier wit to it's final form

[@katrinasis]

+Kaptain Raptor Didn't you have to prevent Droog from getting punched into next week as well?

[@erikmikalkorstad1359]

*+Katrinasis* No that part was optional It gave like, two minor dialogue changes

[@katrinasis]

Henrik Klingenberg Funny, I thought the whole crew had to be there when Spades pried open the safe.

[@erikmikalkorstad1359]

Katrinasis You really don't but let's be real it just straight up feels *wrong* not to do it

[@katrinasis]

Henrik Klingenberg Yeah, Deuce's death gets me every time.

[@dingus1787]

spades slick didn't die for this

[@CookieFonster]

+Dingus its so unfair that b1 jack, by far the worst of them, got to survive.

[@aliveithink6985]

Nah, I think that Lord Jack is worse (Except when he wasnt possesed, and even then he wasnt that great). But still... Hussie, why did you do this to us :(

[@CookieFonster]

yeah well, that version of jack didn't actually accomplish that much.

[@mirrorzone5224]

+ariel sharpe Dude, Lord Jack never blew up a universe. The worst thing he ever did was destroy Prospit. Bec Noir on the other hand committed countless atrocities on such a scale and within such a time frame that the Condesce would be shocked.

[@aliveithink6985]

Mirror Zone Lord Jack didn't do that much because he didn't have enough time. Granted, he did most of those things in just one day, but Lord Jack had to focus his entire existance in just killing the kids and doing LE's stuff. And I think we can all agree that LE is the big baddy. So just because he didn't do that much doesn't mean he isn't the worst.

[@acrysonyk]

who else hopes that bec noir, jack english, and spades slick team and and become the best team of stabhappy killers ever to stab a stabable object?

[@floof5359]

one problem JE is just LE possessing a jack

[@wyattmurphy7153]

And that 2 out of three jacks are dead...

[@wyvrn4301]

sigh... a more hopeful time

[@CookieFonster]

this might be my favorite song from any fan album, even though i havent come close to hearing all of those fan music albums.

[@bananaman6046]

cookiefonster same

[@bradengreen8146]

love the art in this.

[@sawlaen824]

+Braden Green What? Spades fucking up English? Yeah. I love it too.

[@2oodoo747]

Mann vrs Machine theme idk why but at the beginning thats what it sounds like. im going mental.

[@lordlammi1562]

How Homestuck should have ended

[@nuclearinsanity1]

The jacks are gonna fight. I just hope Caliborn's incarnation of jack ascends to power and relevance so he can join the fray.

[@thesardonicrenegade]

Bec Noir versus Lord Jack vs Dead Session Jack vs Spades Slick, four Jacks too many

[@guyferrari8124]

⁠@@thesardonicrenegadeJack of Hearts, Jack of Clubs , Jack of Diamonds, Jack of Spades

[@karkleswhitevans]

*M ' L A D Y*

[@karkleswhitevans]

Jimmy Sannhetsverd Error 404: Bleach not found

[@Brackets_Guy]

[@lordlammi1562]

YES

[@uilsoum875]

LE looks like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUUUUGH GET THIS AWAY FROM ME"

[@lessthannovice8505]

I dont know if anyone said this yet but... M'lord English

[@larschristiansen903]

Shit's gonna go so south we gonna call homestuck texas

[@m3llo8an4t0s]

+Πατατά Κια Η μισή γη είναι νότια του Τέξας.

[@dr.texasman7483]

you called?

[@larschristiansen903]

Lima Bravo what the fuck xD Dave himself said it so hey, i'll not disagree

[@StarshadowMelody]

can't have shit in homestuck

[@Toxicpixels23]

the intro is also a musical reference to atomyk ebonpyre

[@suckapunchization]

doesn't SS still have Die's voodoo doll that could help him in this fight? He even mentioned Lord E as he picked it up.

[@imthebadger3887]

yes and he is the felt's new leader

[@blackmask9669]

If only he still had a head

[@tabbender1232]

I don't think LE would care if his opponent was timeline hopping tbh

[@DragonaxFilms]

I'm listening to this while reading the current update and it's beyond perfect.

[@spaghettiiwithjuice9826]

Now im convinced that Jack Noir kills Lord English in the end cuz of this picture.

[@mirrorzone5224]

You're probably right considering he's killed more people both good and evil than all of the other characters combined.

[@spaghettiiwithjuice9826]

Both Jack Noir and English have killed alot of people though if you count the already dead ones

[@mirrorzone5224]

Most of Lord English's feats are just all talk on the behalf of his follower's, namely Doc Scratch. The only people we've seen him kill are a few (ok so maybe it was more than a few) nameless outer gods and Andrew Hussie. We've seen him vaporize ghosts from doomed timelines who aren't even alive or meant to exist in the first place so they don't count. Technically he did kill Jake and Jane, but they came back as gods immediately afterwards and I'm like 90% sure he intended to turn them into gods so that they could play the parts they had to eventually play in order to lead to his creation so I don't count them. Jack Noir on the other hand destroyed two universes, murdered most of The Felt, stabbed the parents of the Beta Kids to death (except for Jade's), obliterated nearly everyone in the Alternian Trolls' game session, and eviscerated countless caraspacians. Granted his feats are divided between multiple versions of himself, but even so Bec Noir and Spades Slick have had more confirmed kills than Lord English.

[@spaghettiiwithjuice9826]

Well that makes alot of more sense I swear if at the end of this damned comic one of the Noirs kills English i will scream

[@mirrorzone5224]

It would have to be Spades Slick. Bec Noir doesn't even know Lord English exists and Lord Jack is literally Lord English. Plus, Slick is my favorite Noir.

[@nasher99]

imagine if dave prototyped lil cal for his first prototyping like in the alpha timeline and all the enemys became invincible well probs not but if they obtained powers from LE,equis STRONG, and LIL HAL with super smarts they would be either un killable or EXTREMELY hard to kill

[@TheKingOfClowns]

I mean, they would also have gamzee in them, so completely unkillable

[@goldend791]

But that prototyping came after Dave entered the medium

[@squimbus]

When you go pro spy

[@neotraveler]

*Insert Spades mocking LE's voice*

[@Query_8P]

Upon hearing the first part, I loved it. O_O Awesome.

[@bradengreen8146]

+IMTHADUTCHJUNKIE Love your name dude

[@Query_8P]

Braden Green :³ Thank you.

[@bradengreen8146]

Dont mention it

[@bananaman6046]

Same

[@Stoiccappy]

2:15 tho

[@Interpause]

AHHH SUDDENLY WE HAVE MARIO STYLE MUSIC ouch my headphones vibrating bass boost is starting to hurt.

[@theaprilsonlyfool]

this sounds like boss music that belongs in a Kingdom Hearts game tbh lmao

[@peacefulpanda3800]

this sounds like bloody big arms from sonic 3

[@kc_9970]

This sounds like it should be in Touhou.

[@bananaman6046]

Kendal Chicarelli can y’all stop with this bullet hell crap

[@helvetico]

He has a point tho It DOES sound like something from touhou Specially at the 2:15 mark

[@TohtDays]

I happened to look at the video playing, and I noticed that it was at the 4 minutes and 13 second mark (I usually listen to music in the background while I'm on other sites). XD

[@shumanbeans]

they could have referenced this in [S]Collide

[@10brokenradios]

It's just me or the beginning sounds a bit like Atomyk Ebonpyre?

[@bananaman6046]

cardboardgalaxy it is

[@bananaman6046]

cardboardgalaxy funnily enough it is not shown in the desc

[@avie828]

p sure you can hear some time on my side in the middle

[@CaribouGutSludge]

Really? Are you sure that isn't beatdown?

[@avie828]

Banye west 2 Electric boogaloo you might be thinking of a different part in the song

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

What if the battle against Lord English starts with Finale Strife, transitions into Negastrife as it looks like he's going to kill everyone, and then this shit starts as, out of nowhere, Bec Noir, PM Jack English and Spades Slick all show up to weaken him, sacrificing themselves so that English can be finished

[@blackmask9669]

+Moistah Crabz I severely doubt that three out of four of those people would even think about sacrificing themselves

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

I meant that they die trying to kill him

[@blackmask9669]

+Moistah Crabz Heh. Either way, I doubt that two of those songs will ever play in the comic, since theyre LoFaM songs

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

Unfortunantly, yes.

[@mirrorzone5224]

Lord Jack (Jack English) is literally Lord English in possession of Jack Noir's body. I really doubt he'd help the other Jacks against himself.

[@cameron1557]

yes that is exactly what i thought im glad im not the only one

[@yunasmith1569]

okay is it just me or does it remind anyone of epic boss fight music from the kingdom hearts games?

[@frenlyfren]

dark impetus

[@yunasmith1569]

yes someone gets it! and knows Kingdom hearts cause i can't ever remeber songs names to save my life -_-'

[@ryanmandseth5512]

Pretty much, yep.

[@ceresherve5084]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@carterblack982]

I may 8e showing my ignorance, 8ut I'm pretty sure in addition to the references listed, I also heard Atomyk Ebonpyre, Scourge Sisters, and Clockstopper.

[@CookieFonster]

+Carter Black and time on my side

[@SirJorb]

This is now B2 Jack's theme.

[@MattiusThad]

He wasn't already? Something's clearly wrong here.

[@ab-wj8yg]

Doesn't slick have a pin on Die's doll? He could make a comeback someday, hopefully

[@DougEsWhURL-tx2bw]

Nice Fantastic 💜👍🏾👍🏾

[@orca221]

wow 305 likes and not one dislike at the time of me posting this.

[@frenlyfren]

still good at 400

[@Skedoodler]

453 likes zero dislikes

[@theamazingimptini]

Still going strong at 502

[@dr.texasman7483]

553 to 0

[@catharticgemini]

the intro always reminds me of the intro for stone tower temple

[@bananaman6046]

Daniel Gavin its from atomyk... something something

[@bananaman6046]

Daniel Gavin ebonpyre

[@axeljulesetienne3917]

YOu CAN'T ESCAPE THE MILES !!!!!

[@tiny4141]

lord jacks theme.

[@bananaman6046]

Some TIny Kid union jack is still better

[@bananaman6046]

More original

[@tkot413]

speed 1.25 is great

[@Leafy46]

Make That 117

[@sharkyAspirin]

kinda sounds like among us drip

[@Leafy46]

137

[@jaztaz45]

The link doesn't work :c