If Apple Made a Car

[@reliableboi2847]

I love how he went from “I’m sold” to “could you program it to drive off a cliff, because I’d really love that” not even the sarcastic Lando can sarcasm his way around the apple bs.

[@landokalriz]

Hahah he tried but the f*cking he was receiving was to severe to handle

[@reliableboi2847]

@@landokalriz Too much of something isn’t exactly good, no matter how good it feels 😏

[@StarwarsRouge]

And then back to *”I’m sold”*

[@miradijustsomwe5250]

​@@reliableboi2847wow 😂😂

[@TRG_R17]

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[@FortuneBound]

"wow that's a lot of 14 year olds" this was such a brilliant line. The amount of labor that goes into some of the resources needed is shocking.

[@landokalriz]

And we all pretend it doesn’t exist, lol

[@FortuneBound]

@@landokalriz monkey see no evil

[@StillSpacey]

@@landokalriz Most of us know, the companies simply pretend they don't know themselves and apple users eat it up

[@coolerplays3477]

@@StillSpacey It's also samsung and other companies that uses android not just apple, there's nothing we can do about it 🤦‍♂

[@sequoia689]

Yet they sell us the lie that it is more important to protect the planet that we have no control over than human lives that we do. Man with misplaced priorities.

[@JacobL228]

I love the "Well, fuck me." "No one wants to fuck you, sir." And the "Yep." when he saw the back up camera.

[@landokalriz]

He already knew what to expect😂

[@miradijustsomwe5250]

The no-one wants to fuck you was on a personal level 😂😂😂

[@TheLeviathanYT]

Sad but I find that relatable

[@prettycureforever7102]

Indeed

[@prettycureforever7102]

​@@TheLeviathanYT me too

[@Amogh_14]

"Sir we insist" "Alright I'm sold"💀

[@landokalriz]

😂you can sell an Apple user anything

[@miradijustsomwe5250]

​@@landokalriztrue! those people are sheeps 💀😂

[@GuiTaMan]

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[@chaimlevin8811]

legends say he's still writing 0's in that notebook

[@landokalriz]

😂

[@Imbigjill]

Fr

[@thedynamicmessenger4729]

10^9

[@ThatAv_rageGamer]

@@landokalriz I love how you interact with the community. 😊

[@omnititan9136]

man gonna reach googol number by than

[@RatedRMario21]

I was gonna say "Self-driving mode follows Apple Maps, so it will take you about 35-40 minutes to get somewhere about half a mile away, and that's without traffic delays"

[@DiamondBroPlayz]

LMFAOOOOO

[@xEqualsRandom]

But at least you'll get an accurate map of all the trees on the way!

[@fruityfruityfruities]

These Apple videos are always hilarious 😂

[@landokalriz]

I will shit on Apple til the day I die my friend

[@joshuae.massicott2721]

Preach

[@ppilihplul]

​@Lando Kalriz that's really good because the company deserves it

[@sandserpenthiss]

bruh i have an iphone and yes i should sh*t on it bc my parents have xrs and the “updates” have ruined their phones, my mom can’t even receive pictures from texts on her phone anymore

[@Lochlany]

@@landokalriz good

[@FuriousFire898]

You gotta flip it upside down to charge it 😂 *Flashbacks to the Apple Mouse*

[@landokalriz]

😂thought about throwing that in there

[@MrM4rvelous]

I had forgotten about that.., yikes

[@liamlachance9951]

Why do I have a feeling Apple is going to take this into an actual idea.

[@landokalriz]

They come out with the actual Apple Car in 2024, we'll see how this video ages😂

[@TheLeviathanYT]

​@@landokalriz bet u an ICar they will not give you credit

[@Billabong1264]

The new Apple VR headset thingy is close enough right? It is a scam Afterall

[@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441]

well I heard its coming in 2024 so lol

[@markm0000]

@@landokalriz I've been hearing these rumors since the beginning of the internet. If it ever happens it will most likely be a Tesla with a different design but nobody can remove a single screw without voiding the warranty and soft locking the car.

[@60NE_]

"dont bring an android user in the car, they'll be annhialated" "what was that?" got me cracked up so hard man 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the humuourous work lando

[@VestedUTuber]

The guy specified "Samsung". So if you have an LG or a OnePlus or, heck, even a Pixel, you're fine.

[@samandsanvideos]

If ever apple made a car, will they have windows???🤣🤣

[@CaryKopp]

You should make if Microsoft made a car lol

[@SyunGupta]

comes with windows pre-installed

[@Marsh370]

​@SyunGupta it runs at 14 frames per hour UvU

[@FlameFoxen]

Built in Xbox with only original Xbox games lol

[@dansmith1661]

And it's already obsolete.

[@DurgeshMaheshwaritela]

will be updating forever whenever you press start button

[@wolfshead13]

Best laugh I had all week, sending this to all my friends

[@landokalriz]

Happy to hear that😂

[@gyaruismm]

@@landokalriz you da best!

[@nightcorereality7348]

Me too! Send to myself

[@VacMaster1991]

Best video yet. Freaking loved it!

[@landokalriz]

Happy to hear it🙏🏼

[@themac150]

2024 - Apple makes a car 2072 - The car looks exactly the same with a bigger rear view mirror and slightly larger windshield. “Innovation”

[@jacobs5546]

"Instead of windows, we have 8K cameras so that we can know exactly where you live so we can hack your car the go to the nearest Apple Store."

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

What would happen if Lando Kalriz would sell you a car? Probably sell you a Lamborghini for $0.69 and a hot-wheels for $4,200,000 simultaneously lmao.

[@FlopTheFloppa]

First time he didn't said "Hello welcome to Apple how can we scam... I mean help you?"

[@prancerandromeo]

There should have been no windows

[@NocturnalPyro]

2:12 I lost it!

[@bhshzgzjahsee8iee6ei]

Me to🤬😡

[@robbieknovak9432]

BRAVO LANDO!!! PLEASE KEEP THE LAUGHS COMING! YOU'RE FANTASTIC!!!!!

[@landokalriz]

Preciate it man will do🙏🏼

[@CaptainAloof]

The fact that this looks like a good car is wild to me

[@tankdogization]

I respect a salesman that has enough drive to not take no for an answer like the one depicted in this skit.

[@Christina19322]

3:15 “Well f*ck me no-one wants to f*ck you sir”. Had me laughing so much. 😂

[@landokalriz]

😂

[@Christina19322]

@@landokalriz I just realize that you roasted yourself on the part you said no one wants to f*ck you sir…

[@mrflammable4664]

"Wow there are a lot of 14 year olds" 💀💀 Edit: this is probably the most like I've ever had thanks

[@legendspryzens3]

I'm not 14 though

[@dansmith1661]

@@legendspryzens3 You will be.

[@legendspryzens3]

@@dansmith1661 no I won't

[@kafka_enjoyer]

that one made me fall from laughing 😂

[@legendspryzens3]

@WS47 yeah by 10 years (11 years on the 29th of March this year)

[@technicalproductions6474]

Damn can't believe he almost has 1 million, I was here since 60k and now he's huge. Keep up the good work man you deserve it

[@landokalriz]

Thanks so much🙏🏼 It's been a freakin blessing

[@Lasagna69]

Bro the backup camera 🤣💀

[@Ashinator-zb2ms]

At 3:42 I thought you were going to say it’s the same thing but made with titanium

[@Sub2Penguinet]

I car be like Windows:extra Doors:extra Windshield wiper:extra Trunk:extra Tires:extra Engine:extra Charger:extra Paying for the car:extra Paying tax:extra

[@AhDollar]

04:10 drill sergeants counting push ups

[@Blank-mf1qc]

For anyone wondering the car is 1,000,000,000,000 or 1 trillion

[@seyedkazemmoosavizargar9398]

Wow! those back cameras were so hilarious!

[@zellzoii]

to this day the employee is still saying zero

[@The_Original_Rtxyz]

I bet if they made a car they’d make some special charging cable that no other car uses and forces third party companies to make adapters

[@Evdksurbejhfsnsij]

1:50 GIMME BACK MY PHONE CASE 😂😂😂

[@dylanosborne-ux1uz]

Thanks

[@Shiven34567]

Amazing video man keep it up🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@landokalriz]

Thank you!

[@Megabyte2k4]

My dude! I'm glad SOMEBODY else understands why/what I hate about Apple! Thank you! 😂

[@RaNdOmJuNk-REEEEE]

“If you let a Samsung user into the car the will be anailated”

[@HamBrine]

“What’s that?”

[@thebenwilbert]

Put in groceries and the car asks you to upgrade for more storage

[@clqudy4750]

Casual conversational sarcasm. My favorite. 🙄

[@Imtotalyarealperson]

Apple probably made like 30 "new" iPhones while he was still listing zeroes

[@KrisKomar]

It uses Apple Maps so that'll probably happen anyway 😂😂😂

[@EliteEmeraldVR]

Some say he’s still writing zeros to this day

[@kingbaluyut7550]

You know, the most unrealistic ting about this sketch… …is that the apple employee is actually pretty honest

[@IslandersFan100]

“Sir, that apple is actually an orange, and if you see an apple, you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist”

[@Inloth]

The fact its going to happen is insane💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@frootiusoro4890]

Bruh Ikr lmfaooo 🤣🤣💀

[@CSMan_official]

Not anymore because they abandoned the project

[@timothycaudill9039]

Dude your just giving Apple ideas at this point.

[@SmokeySkullMoosic]

🗿…. “Butttt”

[@DXTUnknow]

It so funny keep up the good work

[@Mrmonkey-]

i love these videos keep it up

[@billtwok6864]

Exactly the way every Apple customer thinks. LOL

[@greatudoh]

“You really are an apple user aren’t you?” “I don’t get it either” 😂

[@CastleGateGaming]

This guy should be the star in his own movie lol!

[@PanagiotisZioutos]

legend has it that they're still there and the apple employee is still saying 'zero'

[@wine_man.]

Apple made a car... BUT IT STILL HAS WINDOWS?

[@MiniLilly8]

Bro has beef with apple

[@Bread20349]

"So that'll be $1,000,000,000 dollars and the windows, doors, steering wheel, wheels, engine, keys and chairs will be sold separately and the battery is gonna run out in only 5 seconds."

[@BORNaHITMAN4]

It’s gonna be 10^99999999999 repeating

[@zyad207]

Love you vids

[@ahuman5592]

The AI generated video summary thinks the iCar is real, thats so fucking hilarious

[@NikTek]

I wonder if the anti-theft system of the Apple Car is going to be the alarm that everybody hates XD

[@fuefme9332]

Reasons why apple sucks 1. Preventing software downgrades for iphones when older ipsws/ios are no longer signed in on Itunes 2. Remotely disabling and bootlooping iphones on older ios forcing them to update and erase their phones. 3. Preventing newer backups from being restored on previous macos/ios versions. 4. Making Photos Libraries incompatible on different macos to force people to buy icloud to transfer their photos libraries to different macos. 5. Disabling older working versions of applications that use internet, then make newer versions only be compatible with latest versions of macos/ios to force users to update.

[@marcsequence]

Wow I started at Mcds at 15…could’ve been at Apple a YEAR sooner!?!? Damn

[@ThomasSchusteck]

First up, I rarely comment but I work in IT, this is gold. Also, I dare to say that's not a talent, it's a real-life superpower, Creator, to write all this and say all the lines with a straight face like that, I am a former radio actor, I tried to recreate some of the lines with a straight face, failed miserably. One more thing, you described your videos as 'unfunny', I could not disagree more, it's a very underappreciated type of good humor, kind of like the legendary Monty Python even, maybe. Please keep making such content, if anything, nothing helps me unwind more after handling IT stuff all day than your content. Sorry for a lengthy comment, peace out.

[@landokalriz]

Glad you liked it! I appreciate the love🙏🏼

[@ThomasSchusteck]

@@landokalriz You're welcome, honestly.

[@kafka_enjoyer]

this guy just describe apple company in about 4 minutes fun video🤣

[@yinyangyt8749]

Bro. It’s so funny to me that I got an Apple ad before the video. Lol

[@koresaliva]

I love this so much its amazing

[@landokalriz]

thank youu🙏🏼

[@Ivan-Gomez]

After watching this I am sold with no concerns

[@landokalriz]

Same😐

[@CMcS-xk3hb]

I was expecting the car to be shaped like an apple.

[@GXT_ROGUE]

This is, just, gold 😂

[@ringofan101]

Video request: If Apple Made a Drum Kit.

[@YayComity]

When the windshield cracks you have to send the whole car to Apple for a month-long repair costing half the value of the car.

[@frantisekvrana3902]

At least it's half the value, not half the price. So it will be pretty cheap.

[@SeansModelBuilds]

No, just send it to Apple Auto Glass. Real Company.

[@frantisekvrana3902]

0:41 What's the sweat shop for then? Selling sweat? 1:58 So 2:02 So 2:05 So 2:12 Samsung 2:15 So 2:18 Steering 2:19 Shouldn't 2:20 Speaker System 2:39 Stores 2:46 So 2:56 Speaking 3:05 Something 3:11 Sell So many words starting with S were spoken within the iCar, and Siri did not activate once.

[@AshishDha]

so cool! and on point :)

[@goldman910]

dang it came true bro.. IT CAME TRUE.. HE IS THE FUTURE

[@yadirrosales9035]

keep fu**ing apple your a legend

[@StarwarsRouge]

3:16 I feel u bruh 😂

[@JustinDaniels]

Meanwhile Apple be like: "Write that down, write that down..."

[@IsaacDronesYT]

3:24 This got me laughing my ass of 😂😂

[@DemystifyPharma]

Keep up the good work! 😊

[@GGBladeSK]

lol the big bang theory logo on the genius bar logo lol 😂

[@TheMak1S]

Wheels and windshield sold separately. Wheels: $975,000 Windshield: $315,799

[@glitching_dude]

“I need you to take out ur notebook and write these numbers down: 1000000000000000 ♾️”

[@travisdinham6084]

😂😂😂😂 Quickest I've ever liked a video on YT

[@landokalriz]

😂thanks man

[@Phantom8589]

The Car:The ISuc The app to find your car: The Usuc 😂

[@tortops4103]

Your videos always make laugh, keep it up, the iPhone related videos are always funny and true lol

[@landokalriz]

It's too easy of a target😂 and thank you🙏🏼

[@RateItOrHateItCards]

Wow I guess iff apple made a car it would have windows 😮

[@TheLeviathanYT]

Employee: "The ICar has this really cool noise cancelling feature so you don't have to listen to your lying b****** of a wife." Guy: That sounds cool but... Are you alright? Employee: Not at all. The fact he had no hesitation saying that literally killed me lol 😂 you are really good at skits and comedy keep it up.

[@DBZion-w8n]

He guessed that apple would make a car

[@anything___Gaming]

Not going to lie this video is hilarious

[@tomekczerepinski1860]

Would probably cost 999,999.99 not 1,000,000.00

[@animeforever8508]

People say he is still writing 0's till this very moment 😱

[@HpToujoursPur]

Self driving would become a subscription based service so fucking fast if Apple made EVs

[@hanazeeshan5315]

"Don't let a Samsung user in the car or *they'll be annihilated* " Me *a Samsung user* : ... Me: damn okay

[@TheUditSharma.]

Love your videos ❤😂 Keep making more 🎉 Love from India

[@landokalriz]

Preciate the love🙌🏼

[@codewithfelix3940]

nice one Lando

[@kalebcamp8148]

“This is the inside of the car” “ yeah I was really confused about that” was prob my fav part

[@Drivewithme17]

At this point adding 20,000 to 1,000,000,000,000,000 is like adding a drop of water to an ocean😭

[@The_MVP_MREdits]

Legend says he still saying zero

[@Lynx-Abir]

My man forgot to mention the "Apple car pro max" which is really disappointing as all the best features are on that one, but it might require a few more zeros 😂

[@harveylong5878]

the Steve Jobs Ultra Premium Triple Platinum Limited edition will come out with less usable features, more mediocre cameras a truly horrendous battery life all for the mere measly $2 billion USD

[@darkyang6601]

Still a massive discount compared to the ICar

[@PepiCat]

12k backup camera with 10 gb more storage

[@JJDaMan808]

And so he sold all his assets just for this iCar and next day they announced a new new model 😂

[@Raymond-Z32]

“You don’t want a Samsung user inside the car or they’ll get annihilated” 💀