If Tesla Made a Smartphone

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Lando Kalriz

Lando Kalriz

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@gungobindsingh2141
@gungobindsingh2141 10 ай бұрын
"Enjoy your weekend.... Hotwheels" "-ITS TESLA" 😂😂😂
@kqawiyy
@kqawiyy 7 ай бұрын
What's great is that Dr Tesla is a character in Hot Wheels
@Skullguy-w7b
@Skullguy-w7b 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ImAGudBoiRight
@ImAGudBoiRight 10 ай бұрын
I can’t wait for the saxophone
@dontbebusta
@dontbebusta 10 ай бұрын
Damn, thats a good one ngl
@ImAGudBoiRight
@ImAGudBoiRight 10 ай бұрын
@@dontbebustaI know I know I’m so creative
@davidcopeland5450
@davidcopeland5450 10 ай бұрын
And also the vibraphone
@SonnitinaStudios
@SonnitinaStudios 10 ай бұрын
Now for 63,00,000,000,0000
@ImAGudBoiRight
@ImAGudBoiRight 10 ай бұрын
@@SonnitinaStudiosphone
@Corgi_Epix
@Corgi_Epix 10 ай бұрын
THE STRAIGHT FACE IS THE BEST THING EVER BRO
@rockinggamerdude
@rockinggamerdude 10 ай бұрын
?
@NikosM112
@NikosM112 10 ай бұрын
@@rockinggamerdude❔
@Nūl·l_Eŋtịty
@Nūl·l_Eŋtịty 10 ай бұрын
何?
@ThatCyberpunkGuy
@ThatCyberpunkGuy 10 ай бұрын
Elaborate?
@Corgi_Epix
@Corgi_Epix 9 ай бұрын
His straight face. No?
@JacobL228
@JacobL228 10 ай бұрын
It's killing two birds with one stone, and killing two kids with one phone.
@M_A_Y_R_O
@M_A_Y_R_O 2 ай бұрын
Underrated 💀
@Harithecurry25
@Harithecurry25 10 ай бұрын
1:11 “Your getting cell service in Antarctica” this part cracks me up 😂
@TripleOA
@TripleOA 9 ай бұрын
*You're
@ihzeColdTundra7
@ihzeColdTundra7 8 ай бұрын
@@TripleOAyo'r
@TripleOA
@TripleOA 8 ай бұрын
@@ihzeColdTundra7 *yoausf'''''''''''''''''''''''''''erfea
@ZayMadeITBeats
@ZayMadeITBeats 10 ай бұрын
That phone cost over a million dollars
@RicardoSantos-oz3uj
@RicardoSantos-oz3uj 10 ай бұрын
But you can finance it in just 100k a month easy payments.
@Shiquanlo233
@Shiquanlo233 9 ай бұрын
XD. Or $1.2m a year.
@shehandamsara3695
@shehandamsara3695 10 ай бұрын
Bro's delivering world class humour with a straight face😂
@TheTrueMorse64
@TheTrueMorse64 10 ай бұрын
0:09 I feel like the picture of Jeff Bazos would make more sense if it had like a drawn on mustache and goofy glasses or something on him
@mgm8822
@mgm8822 10 ай бұрын
Bezos looks like a weirdo without any assistance
@TheTrueMorse64
@TheTrueMorse64 10 ай бұрын
@@mgm8822 not necessarily to make Bezos look like a weirdo but to drive home the fact that “Elon” doesn’t like him and also make it less weird for “Elon” to have a picture of Bezos
@CensoredMercy
@CensoredMercy 10 ай бұрын
This is invoking some sort of Mandela effect in me
@codingvince5347
@codingvince5347 4 ай бұрын
0:03
@doctorzafariqbal7278
@doctorzafariqbal7278 3 ай бұрын
I thought he goona go with mark zukerburg😆
@mariosnum1fan
@mariosnum1fan 10 ай бұрын
Please don’t ever remove your straight face it is THE BEST part of the videos😂 well done once again!!
@yanczy.21
@yanczy.21 9 ай бұрын
0:42 gives off the same energy as "then someone will say they saw a saw saw salsa"
@mac23806
@mac23806 10 ай бұрын
Apple sees everything
@rohitmundat4226
@rohitmundat4226 10 ай бұрын
iSee
@wtbman
@wtbman 10 ай бұрын
@@rohitmundat4226now I have a brain freeze
@juliancurtis3527
@juliancurtis3527 10 ай бұрын
"Nope. I tried it last night and 3 of my friends think I'm gay now." Well, on the bright side, you don't have to worry about being single if one of them are gay😂
@fujiShinobu
@fujiShinobu 10 ай бұрын
Can we focus on what the phone typed?
@danielwoods3896
@danielwoods3896 10 ай бұрын
@@fujiShinobu if youve ever chatted with an AI you know how fast they get flirty over nothing
@moonrain6184
@moonrain6184 9 ай бұрын
@@danielwoods3896I know that lol
@legendspryzens3
@legendspryzens3 10 ай бұрын
Silent "you mother Fuc-" got me
@ohalee-nkwochachijioke7624
@ohalee-nkwochachijioke7624 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ЯИ6Я262
@ЯИ6Я262 10 ай бұрын
Bro this can conclude Tesla in 2027.
@Robojoe1
@Robojoe1 10 ай бұрын
"Introducing the Tesla Model Phone."
@jonathnmartin9845
@jonathnmartin9845 10 ай бұрын
'Hot wheels' 'It's Tesla!' 'Nobody cares' Had me rolling on the floor laughing but the best bit was definatly 'You're fired' 'Yeah, I know'
@Andx700
@Andx700 10 ай бұрын
can't wait to play the saxophone while browsing the saxophone
@vvatchout1
@vvatchout1 10 ай бұрын
I swear your content never gets old lol. Your sarcasm is the greatest 😂😂
@J4SH4N-S1NGH
@J4SH4N-S1NGH 9 ай бұрын
*Hopefully youtube does too* GOT ME DEAD
@landokalriz
@landokalriz 9 ай бұрын
😂
@J4SH4N-S1NGH
@J4SH4N-S1NGH 9 ай бұрын
OMG YOU REPLIED 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀@@landokalriz
@josephsturgill-rx7hp
@josephsturgill-rx7hp 10 ай бұрын
The thought of elon investing in doge coin is legendary
@Pizza-roll_penguin_boy
@Pizza-roll_penguin_boy 10 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the telephone
@ZayMadeITBeats
@ZayMadeITBeats 10 ай бұрын
I hope that never becomes a thing
@Knightfall_26
@Knightfall_26 6 ай бұрын
They're already making it. Pretty sure they've got like two models out already.
@ChicagoGael
@ChicagoGael 10 ай бұрын
Luv ur stuff bro
@SohamTatar
@SohamTatar 2 ай бұрын
1:26 not the employee playing Clash Royale
@Spider-man76529
@Spider-man76529 10 ай бұрын
This video was awesome!! Keep up the good work
@hamzakill8
@hamzakill8 10 ай бұрын
yoo love the skits 😂
@jumentoqueanima
@jumentoqueanima 10 ай бұрын
Lmao, I love your skits.
@spifory
@spifory 10 ай бұрын
This video is hilarious. And while I was skeptical at first because well, when does he ever brainstorm ideas, I realised that he actually does because the features of the phone were crap, which is on brand for Elon after everything that's happened to Twitter
@0bviously_Mat
@0bviously_Mat 8 ай бұрын
"alright ill allow that joke" "Hopefully youtube will" 💀💀
@MCChubbyUnicorn
@MCChubbyUnicorn 10 ай бұрын
The most unrealistic thing here is apple actually adding features
@anantmalik
@anantmalik 5 ай бұрын
Hehehe ... 😂😂😂
@DeathDragon99a
@DeathDragon99a 8 ай бұрын
Missed the best feature, it spontaneously combusts when it comes into contact with water
@OdddSauce
@OdddSauce 10 ай бұрын
"I tried it last night, and 3 friends think I'm gay" this is to funny lol💀
@randythejoker7920
@randythejoker7920 9 ай бұрын
It's been 4 days. My Phone still alive
@randythejoker7920
@randythejoker7920 9 ай бұрын
My xphone
@CJ_maybe
@CJ_maybe 9 ай бұрын
0:37 and what if someone saw a saw saw through a jar of salsa
@fluffyx1556
@fluffyx1556 10 ай бұрын
Everyone in 2025 looking back thinking you're a time traveler
@MartijnMuller
@MartijnMuller 10 ай бұрын
The most unrealistic thing from this video is Apple seeing another company's innovation and incorporating it in less than 5 years.
@alexforce9
@alexforce9 10 ай бұрын
Hey, if Tesla make 4 day battery smartphone - I dont mind having Elons pic as a screensaver lol.
@KeanoCarr
@KeanoCarr 10 ай бұрын
Honestly the concept seems pretty cool
@Hitesh-i2h
@Hitesh-i2h Ай бұрын
your humour is way underrated bro
@joeburinskas8672
@joeburinskas8672 10 ай бұрын
Hot wheels! Memories! But you forgot the catches on fire feature and it's great...it does it on its own.
@jurylmao
@jurylmao 10 ай бұрын
Tesla + Smartphone = Tartphone
@notsupracodm3192
@notsupracodm3192 10 ай бұрын
Tesphone X
@DonMas-car-pone
@DonMas-car-pone 2 ай бұрын
"I was just texting my mom" "You fired!" 😂
@antwigreaves3809
@antwigreaves3809 10 ай бұрын
Dunno about y'all but I want that cell service in Antarctica
@mexstudios6753
@mexstudios6753 10 ай бұрын
Tesla Vision Pro is next💀
@TeslaTheAmpherohm
@TeslaTheAmpherohm 10 ай бұрын
To be totally honest, it doesn't actually sound all that bad, aside from some pretty obvious downsides, Its pretty good.
@mwat22
@mwat22 10 ай бұрын
Anyone else notice how spot on he was with elons character traits and behaviour 😂
@Quantum_BOI
@Quantum_BOI 9 ай бұрын
I actually went to Antarctica for travel recently, and I needed cell service. There was cell service on board the ship, and it was thanks to starlink. If Starlink didn't exist, then I would have to endure long days without the internet. hmm..
@chemseddinedjouama4115
@chemseddinedjouama4115 10 ай бұрын
Android did it 7 years before
@aryanakhani7305
@aryanakhani7305 10 ай бұрын
Ngl I was waiting for the terrible build quality joke
@anantmalik
@anantmalik 5 ай бұрын
Hehehe ... 😂😂😂
@davidpaol1
@davidpaol1 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣Texting my mom 🤣🤣
@vicbasketball
@vicbasketball 10 ай бұрын
Xylophone 🤣 u funny
@Rokeen-Zeboss
@Rokeen-Zeboss 10 ай бұрын
I was just texting my mom😂
@RandyOrtonrulez1000
@RandyOrtonrulez1000 9 ай бұрын
Okay now you’ve gotta redo the Apple part cause of the new anti trust lawsuit by the DOJ & 16 states 😆
@landokalriz
@landokalriz 9 ай бұрын
😂the hearings are pretty BS but I’m always down for another Apple video
@VynSnow
@VynSnow 10 ай бұрын
I like that child labor joke because Apple uses child labor same with so many other companies lol.
@tdawgGD
@tdawgGD 10 ай бұрын
and that’s how elon musks villain arc began
@Raymond-Z32
@Raymond-Z32 10 ай бұрын
The Tesla Phone is crazy
@AshishDha
@AshishDha 9 ай бұрын
beautiful! thank you Mr. Lando!
@nuke_m4n
@nuke_m4n 6 ай бұрын
Imagine the models was Model D, Model 1, Model C, Model K lol
@anantmalik
@anantmalik 5 ай бұрын
Hehehe, We already have models S3XY ... 😂😂😂
@CHKNdinnner
@CHKNdinnner 10 ай бұрын
If you buy that phone you won’t get it for 6 months
@h34t399
@h34t399 10 ай бұрын
Once again good vid lando💯
@mrrobloxgaming3613
@mrrobloxgaming3613 8 ай бұрын
If they made a phone it would be worse than there cars
@antwigreaves3809
@antwigreaves3809 10 ай бұрын
"Hot Wheels" 💀
@TheGatorator
@TheGatorator 10 ай бұрын
Calling Tesla Hot Wheels is wild
@WoodlandSoldier
@WoodlandSoldier 10 ай бұрын
Now your making Apple look like the good guys
@moonrain6184
@moonrain6184 9 ай бұрын
“Then they’ll be lying to themselves cause everyone wants to see my memes” What I tell myself whenever I send a meme
@Legend87689
@Legend87689 10 ай бұрын
Bro this is awesome already watched multiple times😂😂😂😂😂😂
@biggamer8655
@biggamer8655 10 ай бұрын
I'm sold I'd totally buy this product.
@TaeSunWoo
@TaeSunWoo 10 ай бұрын
I’m thankful Elon’s companies became the new Apple when it comes to tomfoolery
@dendroxden440
@dendroxden440 10 ай бұрын
Why do I see Elon having this exact meeting word for word 😂
@STEVENVUEH599
@STEVENVUEH599 10 ай бұрын
Continue being sarcastic dude, you're amazing 🐐
@kevinnguyen9357
@kevinnguyen9357 10 ай бұрын
I’m buying this phone when this comes out
@notorioustori
@notorioustori 10 ай бұрын
Lol if it'll be on the new iPhone 16, it's been on android phones since before covid. 😅
@DooblerFlooper
@DooblerFlooper 10 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for XyloPhone Model 3!
@mszafran51
@mszafran51 10 ай бұрын
I would love to buy this lol! 🤣 This is Elon’s life in a nutshell!
@coreyliddle9314
@coreyliddle9314 10 ай бұрын
I wondnt even be surprised if if this was true 😂😂😂
@ReaIHuman
@ReaIHuman 10 ай бұрын
I hate how this is 100% something Elon would do.
@mylesliddell2661
@mylesliddell2661 2 ай бұрын
Bro is actually fueling Elon rn with this take
@Red_4656
@Red_4656 9 ай бұрын
LMFAO Apple is watching 🤣🤣🤣
@ThePaintedCroc
@ThePaintedCroc 3 ай бұрын
put this guy in the witness protection program before the Tesla and Apple meatriders get to him
@coltchan7380
@coltchan7380 10 ай бұрын
His app has betrayed him.
@bossbro2991
@bossbro2991 8 ай бұрын
Why do you need the x phone when you can have an x chrome if you know what I mean 😂
@davidcopeland5450
@davidcopeland5450 10 ай бұрын
But can you play the xylophone with the [Tesla] Xylophone though? 🤔
@SaulGRCanalYT
@SaulGRCanalYT 8 ай бұрын
FSR the X Peek (Twitter Peek) was a phone made by the folks at Twitter (now known as X) when you can ONLY tweet and that's it... OOPS, WRONG VIDEO
@SaulGRCanalYT
@SaulGRCanalYT 8 ай бұрын
SPAM COMMENT BOTS ARE NOT ALLOWED
@Saturn70000
@Saturn70000 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@qeryl3095
@qeryl3095 10 ай бұрын
Ok, but is it bulletproof?
@Shiquanlo233
@Shiquanlo233 9 ай бұрын
I had a funny name for “twitter” before dumba## Elon musk changed to “X”. It was “Twit Twot” XD.
@slipperking
@slipperking 10 ай бұрын
you forgot how elon goes on ketamine
@SayfSpayc
@SayfSpayc 10 ай бұрын
Those were too many X's than i ever had but heard 😅
@anantmalik
@anantmalik 5 ай бұрын
Hehehe ... 😂😂😂
@CampingWithCats
@CampingWithCats 6 ай бұрын
😂 apple😂😂😂. IBM is watching
@dpparker83
@dpparker83 10 ай бұрын
Speaks way too coherently to be Elon.
@clem369
@clem369 10 ай бұрын
one of the best ones 😂😂😂😂
@cuber047yt
@cuber047yt 10 ай бұрын
I’m getting a Tesla phone because I already have a tesla don’t care about the price
@GoldenSkeeter
@GoldenSkeeter 10 ай бұрын
Sounds like an Apple user
@Budgetgadgets2
@Budgetgadgets2 9 ай бұрын
Tesla made smartphones a few years back. I had one.
@NotShowingOff
@NotShowingOff 10 ай бұрын
Edit: “I don’t sleep ever because I’m always on cocaine or meth” Missed opportunity
@nonplayzOS-4412
@nonplayzOS-4412 7 ай бұрын
you created a new tongue twister word
@Sveta-private
@Sveta-private 7 ай бұрын
Tesla phone already exists
@MushroomYt251
@MushroomYt251 10 ай бұрын
BALLS
@derrickhewlett5803
@derrickhewlett5803 3 ай бұрын
😂nope! I tried it last night and 3 of my friends think im gay now😂😂😂😂😂😂
@battlebotsfan4260
@battlebotsfan4260 10 ай бұрын
Peak content
@blueshreve6382
@blueshreve6382 10 ай бұрын
does the phone access your only fans page???????
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