Chimpanzee USES HAND SANITIZER !

[@ErickLopez-uw4cg]

Being in a closed car with a full grown chimp is WILD

[@yz2374]

Wyt ppl

[@chickenstandingonthegrass3610]

​@@yz2374nigga whatt??

[@trusttheprocess5618]

⁠@@chickenstandingonthegrass3610I swear people just be making up their own abbreviations 🤣🤦🏽

[@raysickk]

​@@trusttheprocess5618first it was yt, now its wyt 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@cortneyeverett6927]

🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🐑🔥🛸. The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24 “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth. Isaiah 14:1 “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob Isaiah 14:2 “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.” 2 Esdras 6:9 “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth.”

[@KTDjack]

Everybody gangsta until bro runs out of sanitizer Edit : I could never thank yall enough for this many likes. ❤️🥲

[@fireita4606]

Fr💀

[@daksh-Target_Board]

😂😂

[@itzmadness5897]

Hahaha,that's funny......WAIT HOLD ON WTF

[@mrcool7787]

Wtf

[@tjprptchable]

I haven't heard everybody Gangsta comments on KZbin for years 💀

[@Spydeer_man]

Girls: "I wonder how we outlive boys" Boys:

[@CourageX]

Funny you say, when a chimp ripped off a face of a woman

[@mh1970]

*Jane Goodall has entered the chat

[@Manahyde]

*Sandra Herold and Charla Nash entered the chat

[@christopherneale823]

@@mh1970Ouch.

[@ricosuavemente571]

Her: why is he not picking up my calls? I bet he’s out with a wh*re right now 🤬 Him:

[@TheeLight111]

“Clean those stinky chimpy haands” Chimp: BRO 🙄😆

[@Galilea_Robles]

Fr

[@chimpxi]

Cute

[@lisakarson3279]

Ikr🤣

[@TEMPO690]

That sounds racist.

[@lambert801]

That's racist AF

[@Timothymogger.]

Everybody gansta until the chimp yells "NOOOOO"

[@albertvasquez5845]

Lmao 😂

[@summersultra]

😅

[@SperaDidiza]

😂😂😂 underrated but gold

[@wperfect]

Ape strong together

[@young_kooda5940]

Ape STRONGG

[@Hope-xl3qm]

I love how he smells his hand. So adorable and smart!

[@patriciatorres8216]

❤🎉

[@feliciabowen3251]

OMG he’s so adorable❤😂 it makes me wanna laugh but it’s so cute you know

[@juliahernandez4869]

❤❤❤pppppp9p99p99p😅😅pp😅p

[@knife871]

Till it gets big and rips your face off

[@claymcqueen]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Death88758]

I would never put so much trust in a chimpanzee

[@lex_rodriguez]

Just don't give them drugs

[@user-to6gq4jc5w]

​@ItsCharlieBruh you realize that's not true right? That chimp is just as dangerous to you as the person attacking you, probably more too.

[@Usamamohamud]

@ItsCharlieBruhmany chimps have murdered the people who raised them

[@theclownsystem9429]

​@ItsCharlieBruhhave you not heard of Charla Nash? She was brutally attacked and deformed by a pet chimp she'd known and trusted for years. Chimps are DANGEROUS and can get incredibly violent for seemingly no reason.

[@IkaikaArnado]

​@@user-to6gq4jc5w Nah they way more dangerous. Chimps strong AF, move way faster, and have way sharper teeth.

[@tonyreyes3780]

This is literally my nightmare scenario. And this man is just chilling

[@kevinnicolas1474]

❄️

[@joaquincaceresguibovich3182]

Giving sanitizer to a chimp?

[@garethwillis]

​@@joaquincaceresguibovich3182giving sanitizer to a chimp yes. I has nothing to do with the fact it's a damn chimp😂. Your logic sees the only possible thing wrong is the sanitizer, he's sat next to a chimp. Please explain your pov this is wild.

[@peasantsarerevolting9343]

Guy is lucky that chimps don't speak stupid! If he would've talked that way to me, he'd look pretty funny picking up his pretty white teeth with two broken arms...

[@wr5488]

lol yeah chimps and baboons scare me. Idk why. Other monkeys are fine.

[@blurryface9910]

The only thing crazier than being in an enclosed space with a chimpanzee is telling him no💀

[@MichaelAmos-ul6zj]

One day these mofos gonna talk bk

[@blurryface9910]

@@MichaelAmos-ul6zj gonna be like Planet of the Apes when he says "NO" back

[@MsLB-lm9mu]

Right...i.e. Travis from Connecticut

[@biobycoco8496]

...Nope 👽🛸

[@matthewf95]

Well this guys smart, he keeps giving him things and makes sure he doesn’t get jealous or mad. He shares everything and treats him as a brother. One moment of neglect or anything to cause jealousy could end it for him. It’s like not wanting to piss him off at any point ever. That’s a tough job to keep a chimp happy 24-7. Props to this guy

[@dicksonopong2830]

Its actually scary that at any given moment that chimp could absolutely ravage and Maule this man at any time

[@TheSpiderInUrWalls]

Yep. Honestly, I’m not scared of chimps but no way am I going to go anywhere near one that can just get me. Those things can be dangerous and violent as hell.

[@giovannigonzalez6349]

All the chimp horror stories I’ve heard were of chimps attacking people who didn’t raise them

[@ThaddyDaddy121]

Hes screwed if he ever uses the last bit of sanitizer on himself. Chimps don’t like being left out…

[@aprilelder6818]

My thoughts the entire time 🤠🤠

[@shawnasears]

Such propaganda. there's more change a human would rage and do that than a chimp.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Chimpanzee's more hygienic than half of the people I work with

[@bensheard3969]

Honestly thought to myself he has better hygiene than most people who work at Chipotle

[@keyanamurray4144]

@@bensheard3969the chimp should take over and rename it chimpotle at this point

[@s.e.e455]

Where do you work???

[@TekkenLabTV]

All fun and games with a chimp until you're on an episode of "I Survived" 😂

[@femiairboy94]

Had a good chuckle over this

[@jackjordan1131]

Chimps are strong af. Bro better no run out of hand sanitizer 💀

[@iceybundles]

Insanely strong

[@I_AM_MONKEYY]

we are

[@Ikonickastle]

@@I_AM_MONKEYYnaw💀

[@devinhobkirk2835]

@@I_AM_MONKEYYOMG ITS ISHOWSPEED

[@I_AM_MONKEYY]

@@devinhobkirk2835 not its I AM MONKEY. get it right! damn baboon!

[@raymondmartinez8991]

Clean hand's before ripping a face off 🤔😎

[@sharedexperiences2773]

I'm sure he'll clean up afterward with his newfound sanitizer.

[@chad1809]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bemindfulmuslimah]

So your wound don't get infections 🤣

[@callmepj4333]

😂😂😂you are wrong for this…all animals can be tamed, lol😂😂😂

[@dreday6320]

😂😂😂😂

[@rjlong89]

He just givin it a sniff. Like everybody does. Lolzzz

[@themuteprophet6332]

Everyones chill til bro decides he wants to end friendships with a really strong last hug or fist bump.

[@everythingyousayiscorrect]

It’s all cute until he remembers he’s a chimp and the monkey starts monkeying

[@Greenstrtjs87]

ape

[@fransthefox9682]

*ape starts apeing

[@itwasaliens]

It would be ugly inside of a car lol.

[@tanishpawar2964]

🤣

[@britknee5872]

Chimps aren't monkeys, they're apes

[@_ripVanWinkle_]

bro picked the most dangerous monkey as a pet

[@johnnywalker8815]

Ape

[@dannylowry4743]

It's not a monkey, it's an ape.

[@snoski]

It's not a monkey

[@SamuraiDUD]

@@snoskiyes it is

[@bourtneybones96]

​@SamuraiDUD it's technically not a monkey, it's a great ape. Primates are broken down into monkeys & apes, he's an ape

[@HeliKiyam]

He is more sane than 80% of the Americans.

[@Joutube_is_trash]

Dude should ask him his opinion on taxes

[@finks0436]

“ of the Americans “ lmao

[@Dbl4Sllivn]

Incorrect. Chimpanzees are NOT sane.

[@SofiNilsson.SWEDEN]

The chimp you mean?

[@TitaniumTurbine]

Yeah it’s not 80%… the crazies are the loud minority + all the foreign bots on social media.

[@andreabenson5222]

I never realized their hands are so big, when he puts his palm up for a second squirt it looks like the hands of an old mechanic. He's so adorable.

[@roseschneider9095]

His hands looks human which proves human evolution lol

[@LuckyleftyJerseytv]

That’s crazy got hands like a human construction worker 👷‍♂️

[@TooFreddy]

No. Construction workers have hands of chimp construction workers

[@connornoel2138]

They're our closest living relatives, and its easy to forget that

[@lukasaoo88]

@@connornoel2138 well theres also you

[@zzodysseuszz]

@@connornoel2138actually our closest living relative is the mushroom. Edit: all life on earth started from mushrooms, both humans and chimpanzees, were evolving from mushrooms before they were even multicellular organisms. Chimpanzees are apart of mushroom’s problem more than we are. Literally all animals are closer related to fungi than fungi are to other plants. If you have proteins in your body, or a nervous system, you probably started off from mushrooms. You got all these armchair experts who Google the top results and think they know what they’re talking about but don’t even seem to realise that our literal species family tree including the chimpanzee comes from fucking mushroom. Roughly 30% of your biological makeup is because of fungi evolution, such as different biological chemicals in the body. When I say “humans are more related to mushrooms” this applies to ALL ANIMALS. hell maybe even including sea creatures like lobsters as well. This includes, the chimpanzee. The bonobo. The gorilla. All of them. DNA isn’t as important as you think it is, it only says some parts of a story.

[@Xloudy684]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@zzodysseuszzno. Humans share just about less than 50% of their DNA with fungi. However, fungi are closest to humans out of all the other ‘microorganisms’. As a whole, chimpanzee and gorilla are still the closest relatives to humans, sharing almost 99% DNA.

[@TL-uq3hq]

Bro found the emptiest bottle of sanitizer he could find 😅

[@mrunknowngaming2596]

Fr fr fr

[@kooki96]

😂😂

[@TheMrAssassinchillz]

That’s what I’m saying it was irritating me watching this😂

[@TL-uq3hq]

@@TheMrAssassinchillz 😂 fr same

[@TheMrAssassinchillz]

@@TL-uq3hq like you already knew it was empty why you tryna use it 😭

[@troyannbladsacker1811]

That is so sweet! He understands everything you are saying, even down to smelling his hands.

[@Ghosty716]

He does not understand English at all

[@20nimajneb]

How you explain them being taught sign language then?​@@Ghosty716

[@AdianCammack2]

I don't think you know how chimps work. Lol.

[@paulmusyk4lyfe51]

You’re obv a female

[@VirusZero0140]

You're the type of person to take a picture standing right next to a wild Bison in Yellowstone because "nature"

[@nkosilathidube3627]

Sitting with your feet balled into a fist is so insane

[@ssmith968]

"Man gets eaten alive by Chimpanzee with very clean hands."

[@sokesheila3262]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hiro7445-]

LOL

[@BustedGaming]

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

[@te5240]

Unfortunately he did not survive however there was a new virus found with the body now known as cleanus monkus

[@angelguerrero7655]

Damn bruh😂😂😂

[@4inchdestroyer699]

Dudes gonna sanitize your whole face when that bottle runs out

[@kickass287]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dragonballa5083]

The only thing I kept thinking was “Bro is riding shotgun with a face ripper.”

[@ofthamist]

Yep its sad to see stupidity like this you cant control what the chimp experiences and anyone could smile at it not knowing why you shouldnt or just try to interact and get fucked up, idk why this isnt illigal

[@onlybetasgetoffendedbystri8030]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@silverrain99205]

@@dragonballa5083😂😂😂

[@sylvioufba]

tbh the similarities to us humans is uncanny

[@joybarber2430]

That is what over 98% dna will get you.

[@saricubra2867]

Is not scary, we are primates.

[@jeangarcia6432]

​@@saricubra2867 Jeffrey daumer

[@criert135]

Well they’re our closest relatives of all non-extinct species

[@Liam-nf1dp]

We have 98% DNA in common with Chimps. And 90% in common with cats just put that difference Into perspective.

[@shahani6037]

Adorable! Crazy how strong these guys are!

[@ThatJOKER.223]

Bro just has a full size chimpanzee in his car 😂he is built different 💪

[@lukasaoo88]

I think I’d be more surprised if he had a mini chimp or a king sized

[@jakecashin]

That chimp is like 8 years old max, that is definitely not full grown. His face is still light even

[@KIMjB72]

In order to drive in the car lane for share riders

[@ciscodiaz5786]

No he's built stupid.

[@sarahm2595]

@@jakecashinyeah he’s just a baby☺️

[@blakedoestwitch12_FullVODS]

He smelled it and was like " that's not enough"

[@sticksnstonespatriot1728]

Then he viciously removed his owners lips, ears, nose and eyes 😢

[@Guardian..]

@@sticksnstonespatriot1728what???? FR???!!

[@Luqaza]

Okay? No shit

[@Red_Void9003]

​@@Guardian..No that's not what actually happened... But there is a possibility that even something as little as that can piss off a chimp as they're wild by nature.

[@Guardian..]

@@Red_Void9003 o ok ty

[@williamsmith4278]

They're so cute and adorable until they rip your face off.

[@MustardSkaven]

He has plenty of time before this fella becomes an adult male that tries to compete with him.

[@internetuser8607]

Now give the chimp your brightest smile 👀

[@MansonLamps]

I like your thinking. Chimp-"Oh,you challenging me-its face eating time".

[@javierameh8848]

Domesticating a chimpanzee or baboon is scarier than domesticating a lion

[@familybutcher9389]

Travis the chimpanzee knows something about it, google it

[@Unhingedwirelessdevice]

One wants to eat you. The other knows how to make you suffer.

[@Unhingedwirelessdevice]

@@user-wg9fg1wu4z What are you on about?

[@Unhingedwirelessdevice]

​@@user-wg9fg1wu4z What are you on about?

[@Frjttr]

@@user-wg9fg1wu4z I mean, as long as you don feed him Xanax and McDonald's should be ok

[@Ryanaireee]

Casually chillin with a chimpanzee is crazy

[@jawuanhart8540]

Knowing what chimps are capable of, I'd be sweating 😰😰😰

[@GRR1MN1R]

I C what you did there

[@kpj2224]

@@GRR1MN1Rwhat did he do?

[@Morning404]

​@@kpj2224alliteration.

[@anticpuppo3010]

​@@kpj2224Casually Chilling Chimpanzee Crazy. you C now

[@akwad_web]

his hands looks soo human 💀

[@zion6898]

bro chilling with a thing that could break his hand with a high five

[@maxmatthews2032]

Normal people: “damn that’s cute.” Mfs who saw Nope: 💀

[@willjones9619]

💯

[@MAYNOR82]

Left the facts 📠 machine running….

[@Marsi-P]

And those of us who know what that scene is based off of have been buried 6 feet under for a long time now, especially if you heard the 911 call

[@Marsi-P]

@@sailyui yep, I was way too young when I first heard the 911 call, for sure haunted me for a while

[@AkkarisFox]

No amount of imprinting will modify the function of neurochemistry in the chimp brain to eliminate the eventuality of chimp violence. AI with smartlet technology might "change" things though.

[@ST0IC]

I like how his feet are just curled up hands 🤣

[@zxnnova7545]

Cursed asf

[@Miguelmedina22]

Yea monkeys be like that

[@Nutterbutter123]

Boy walking on FISTS

[@zzzap5425]

😂😂

[@N810TheGr81]

Magine a kick punch

[@tielmaster7879]

I've seen too many chimp videos to find this cute lol.

[@kimbajohnson751]

Cuteness overload!!!! Chimpanzees are so smart 🤓😊❤❤❤

[@v3nus_editz]

He’s probably thinking “can this guy stfu for once”

[@Soosakakc0]

Yeah bro's just tryna clean his hands fr

[@scott86747]

That's just you thinking that, it's a literal chimp dipshit 😂

[@DuskGoat]

😂😂😂right

[@Fighter_Enthusiast79]

Bro just wants to sanitize his hands and gets a whole fucking narration.

[@ianne2004]

nah these creatures knows human stuff

[@playaajax8750]

He sniff the sanitizer just like us 😭😭 All the racist ppl in the comments is funny im not even black.. 🤣🤣

[@hemisrtv8753]

Us? Us one to many bra speak for yourself chimp 😂

[@benpowell7642]

I was thinking the same thing probably tingles his nose too

[@TORQ111]

@@hemisrtv8753 no it’s literally a brain thing and humans most strong alcoholic smells set off things in our brain that fire constantly but if you smell it enough, those things will stop firing😂

[@GiveMeaFuckingBreakDude]

We share 99% of DNA

[@AmbersDad]

No we dont no life​@GiveMeaFuckingBreakDude

[@vectorkoosh1984]

Everybody gangsta until guy turns radio on and high volume rock plays.

[@livinglifeleona]

The way his little ears jiggle when he washes his hand 🥹😭

[@user-tf7np2su8u]

Bruh these animals are smart they just don't wanna pay taxes

[@jaynemarino7011]

What an ignorant comment, unless you're referring to Republicans. You don't need to insult the little animal for showing intelligence...

[@stinkinmushroom]

Lol

[@cyprians7356]

Hahaha 😂 I died

[@alpeace995]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@firepuppies4086]

Honestly same aside from the smart

[@KepsStore]

"hes ripping his face off! oh but his hands are so clean?"

[@xxashes4579]

Hey, that monkey was on Xanax and shit. And as someone who loves wild animals and wants them as pets, they shouldn't be full time pets like dogs, they should have enclosures in my opinion. If they're out and about 24/7 someone will be hurt

[@blueberry766]

​@@xxashes4579 That's not just a monkey but a chimp

[@Arandomperson221]

​@@xxashes4579chimps do not make good pets for most people - and if you got one as a pet it would obviously need to be kept in as close to a natural setting as possible. Regardless chimps shouldn't be kept as pets the way Travis the chimp was even if he wasn't on Xanax it's a huge safety risk

[@danielrosenhart]

@@xxashes4579doesn’t matter it’s still a wild animal

[@Mimik_lmao]

@@danielrosenhartit’s domesticated if you put it back out in the wild it would probably die so really they can’t do much unless they put it down which is just cruel

[@fireprogaming4834]

Bro casually has a chimpanzee chilling in his car😂

[@gualagangsmoke]

He doing the Birdman hand rubs finna slap 🔥 out somebody 😂

[@monster0_0]

Even though I've seen literally a million happy merchant memes, I used to listen to rap in my teens and always think of Birdman 👐🏻 when the rubbing hands 👏🏻 pops in my head you just bringing it up is the first time that I've ever heard someone else bring it up

[@gualagangsmoke]

@@monster0_0 Lol those were fun times in life

[@chrisfurnier4790]

It's crazy how much their hands look like human hands, the fingernails and everything!

[@miltiadesau]

Chimps are one of our closet ancestors. They share 98.9% of our DNA. Our maybe I should say we have 98.9% of theirs

[@EdmundSampson-pd7vi]

Chimpanzee are genetically closer to us than they are to Gorillas. That fact alone is crazy

[@Tigerheiress]

“The fingernails and everything” 😂

[@BelieveInScience]

BECAUSE THEIR OUR COUSIN. We stem from the same ancestors.

[@Hiro7445-]

​​@@BelieveInScienceYou might actually be from their descent, but don't speak for the rest of us

[@3bladeninja21]

Everybody gangster till their pictures come up when you Google "chimp attacks"

[@Lupo32]

Travis the chimp .... back in the late 2000s

[@sharedexperiences2773]

Them things are deadly. There is a very good story of a chimp attack on "I survived." There is an episode on youtube. It's a different story than Travis.

[@popmmog-7]

i deadass think ive heard of maybe 5 total chimp attacks in my life compared to the hundreds of people who have them as pets. im not saying they cant be super dangerous or do i like people having them as pets but you arent owning a fuckin lion lmao. sounds like you listen to too much joe rogan thats like the fox news of animal info just all horrible gruesome shit.

[@adambeckman9285]

That is the smartest monkey I’ve ever seen

[@billyyank5807]

It's not a monkey. It's a Chimpanzee. Completely different animals.

[@Tigrethetiger]

That’s not a monkey 🐒 It’s an Ape

[@Anon1gh3]

chimpanzee*

[@slagkingbran9262]

Monkeys have tails…

[@criert135]

Chimpanzees are our closest relatives and they are incredibly smart. They can use tools and even understand language

[@PerryPerryYT]

I've watched too many JRE episodes to enjoy this video.

[@willmorandi1214]

This dudes one word away from paying taxes

[@theluckyghost6436]

Underrated af

[@Misssydney]

I’m sorry Mr panzee but you owe us 1000 dollars this year. Yes, I know you’ve been paying out of your paychecks every week but the U.S. government needs your money to send to send to other corrupt countries and our own politicians pockets. I’m waiting for this chimp to lead the no more taxes movement. We need him on our side

[@Misssydney]

Where’s my other comment? Fucking KZbin!

[@CaliforRonPaul]

Love this comment, brilliant

[@WalterWhite5678]

right? it has become like russia in here. cant say anything these days. mind control police youtube@@Misssydney

[@enriqueperezarce5485]

Everybody gangsta until the hand sanitizer runs out and he says “I did not start this war, humans did”

[@riiyaah3745]

are you referencing dawn of the planet of the apes????? because i’m sure cesear says that to the main human character

[@matthewmielke7161]

​@@riiyaah3745i would be shocked if he wasnt lol

[@jushnabegum3014]

Copied comment

[@392ronaldoSewy]

Bro just copied the top comment and just added a reference planet of the apes

[@jushnabegum3014]

@@392ronaldoSewy fr

[@13jorino]

You know what they say.... Big hands...... Big personality.

[@zenlopnajh]

Chimpanzee´s are scarier than bears, this is wild.

[@ThePunisher-07]

Lil bros plotting something devious 💀

[@ireneding]

Underrated

[@chickenmine778]

travis

[@Crispy_Cookie3]

Huh? How is the chimpanzee planning something devious?

[@ReasonablyAverage]

​@@chickenmine778NAH💀

[@odinlindstrom3828]

Otis a fejk monkye

[@_General_Grievous__]

The Chimp seems very sweet and all but I’d be terrified to be anywhere near him😂

[@mitcheldxdyt6726]

I would not be in a closed car with a fucking chimp 😂😂 like he has lost his mind

[@jjsstikbotvideos4421]

Yeah, there’s no way I’m getting close to that

[@Oh_No_1]

Yeah 😭 I find them super cool but wouldn’t ever get near one out of fear

[@sharpballer7751]

I wouldn't

[@sofia_aa]

They are very beautiful animals, but extremely dangerous. A goofy and sweet interaction can turn into a bloodbath so quick

[@Clazzette]

The chimp has better hygiene practices than the entire Genshin playerbase.

[@killahboi84]

Everybody gangster until chimp goes full chimp and faces off

[@xLanzer]

My face would fall out of shame

[@that1sprig]

Faces off quite literally

[@Fish_4_ever]

What 6 year old me thought when it said animal tested😂

[@sharongarrett]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tbeeks]

10/10

[@astiko96]

What does it mean doesn't it mean they tested it on animals

[@es1442]

It’s wild how human his chimpy hands look, and they’re so big!

[@LaidBackFellow]

He’s getting high off of that hand sanitizer 😂

[@NPC..........]

Monkeys are all the same

[@KameronEllis]

I love chimps❤❤❤

[@TheHitesh2000]

He getting that rush off them alcohol vapors hahah

[@lordrichard64]

That african guy acted like he never used hand sanitizer before

[@joshgrant824]

He could literally flip out at any moment and you'd never be able to get out of that car

[@sharpballer7751]

Humans can fight back

[@TheRealEnrique1]

Idk man, I’d take my chances with a chill leopard than an unpredictable chimp

[@heyybigdaddy6988]

There’s nothing as a chill leopard. The only big cat that’s ever chill is a cheetah. Everything else stalks you

[@NoNeedForLungs]

they probably meant cheetah

[@dantehajime709]

Word

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

​@heyybigdaddy6988 Leopards can be cool. They aren't as cool as cheetahs, Servals or lynx but they can be cool

[@monke12355]

A chill leopard XD

[@WhipperSnapper_463]

“Oh, we’re runnin low” Oh god, I hope not💀

[@abdullahiali4885]

Joe Rogan : ever heard of the guy who ran out of hand sanitizer

[@alessamontalvo8556]

Bro, you’re messing with this whole immune system 😂

[@mbaeacfilms5516]

Every body gangsta until the hand sanitizer gets into one of the chimps cuts 😊

[@JackVR7913]

oh no

[@Rude_Boi]

Bruh😂

[@DavidGriffin]

Or his eyes

[@RedactedAnonymous10]

💀 bros going to get deleted

[@nathannahtan206]

The guy: Man your chimp hands stink The chimp: Give me your face

[@autumnishotterthansummer]

That transplanted face took really well!

[@gregg1003]

It's over the second he runs out of hand sanitizer 💀

[@soulking4474]

LMAO

[@jkephart4624]

Yep😂😂😂

[@tweetyguy7347]

It's joever

[@angeloalvarez5520]

Yup

[@cloutski7]

Noticed the chimp face when the sanitizer wasn’t coming out 😭😭😭

[@moremovioso]

Definitely was about to be a blood bath if no more care out 😭😭🤧🤧

[@I_AM_MONKEYY]

he better get more of it

[@vintage-radio]

he got so pissed

[@l_uxtrous]

It was honestly so terrifying seeing the facial change, so hard to tell exactly how it’s feeling though

[@yaj1206]

its more like, its squirting and flying all over and got in my face and eyes kinda expression more than anything

[@JesusMyLuv]

"Clean no stinky chimpy hands"

[@garyhailey5742]

There are literally hardly any of those usual cute comments you see on most animals. I've even seen jumping spiders get more affection.....and rightly so.

[@mariekano9730]

When he said "oh it's running low..." my heart started pounding

[@jaliylahjae]

😂

[@patrickrigali-el6jp]

So cute that he can literally rip you to shreds in a second. Awww!

[@desireandfire]

Exactly!!!! People have not learned from the past. Don't mess with wild animals that can go absolutely beserk for no reason

[@mattmiller3237]

​@desireandfire not for no reason, chimps are extremely territorial after the age of two and need tons of space to themselves. There was a certain imfamous chimp called Travis who attacked his owner and a think another woman as well. If you look up a documentary on him you'll learn that not only did his owner know that he was starting to get aggressive and pretty well ignored it but started putting him on tons of drugs to deal with all of the mental disorders caused by her bad care. Owning a chimp is a terrible idea, we can't provide for them and more often then not it's gonna end like Travis.

[@AQS521]

​@@mattmiller3237is that the one where the chimp ripped its owner's face off?

[@YourSon86]

​@AQS521 it might be that one or you might be talking abt the one owner and they made a movie off of it where the chimp killed the owner and guess bc the loud nosies caused him to go crazy and the girl was hiding inder the table when he stopped

[@Unnamed922]

Fr

[@mirrandahwittman1269]

Chimpanzees are so intelligent I love them I am doing a project on chimpanzees

[@jf13579]

What a hygienic fellow.

[@Septic_co34]

You know COVID bad when an animal knows how to use hand sanitizer 🤣 Edit: WHY TF DID THIS GET LIKES AND SO MANY COMMENTS.

[@cmmx3609]

bro 😂😂😂😂👌

[@officialtheory001]

You sound like you got 10 boosters and trust the science

[@Septic_co34]

@@officialtheory001 funny thing is I haven't even gotten one vaccine🤣 just too busy to go and get one when they're offered lol. Only got COVID once, wasn't too bad

[@pullermatz5677]

​@@officialtheory001who the fuck diesnt trust science? Science is the reason you are alive

[@bbee6556]

@@pullermatz5677buddy prolly typed it using his phone.. LOL

[@milhobeludo8053]

Bro knows how to not pay taxes

[@954man_man5]

😂😂😂

[@datFUNKYb]

Yeah no shit

[@WeirdGuy_IdkTbh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-rk8cn4ck5y]

*Based!*

[@randyphillips6506]

Yo what if chimps evolved from us and it’s the other way around

[@klubguess8382]

His other set of hands are balled up like, 'No, you're not sanitizing us.'

[@gazf6163]

After watching a video yesterday of how thoroughly a Chimpanzee was grooming a lady, so delicate and gentle, checking her nostrils, under her fingernails, smelling her breath and checking her teeth, looking in her ears, in the folds of her skin, I have come to realise in my 41st year that they are alot more hygienic and clean than I thought. I always thought it was just they were looking for nits and lice to eat, but now I see it's much more than just looking for a snack.

[@corie_1032]

Bro you're playing with death 😂

[@CAUSEROW]

They forgot.

[@johnomiesh]

He didn’t watch Nope

[@Caitlinmichellepeters]

His facial expressions look like he understands every word this man says.. crazy.. better not make a joke he don’t like 👀

[@SreejoyeeDattaRoy]

Him just casually having a chimpanzee in his car, no biggie 😅

[@gcr1]

He is so interested in that hand sanitizer!!

[@JoshuaGerling]

If a balloon pop its over 💀

[@TON-vz3pe]

Also the fact that they have Intelligence

[@KianHatton]

Fax

[@user-th4lx4qf4m]

😊

[@JA-bx1sh]

First thing I think of when I see people with them. Ever since that one lady..😬🥴 Otherwise they are cool.

[@user-gf1hu7mi2g]

On g

[@princessaly9507]

“Clean those little stinky chimpy hands” 😂❤

[@priyankapradhan7277]

😂

[@CoolOkay_]

Damn, bro you got the whole squad laughing. 😐

[@gentlemanjones8469]

​@@CoolOkay_Chimp is offended 💀

[@davidc4408]

Rude

[@Mithodinable]

That's racist, probably

[@mindblownTRUTH]

Chimp: Looks at hands* Chimp: "Smells like I need to throw some more again"

[@MattMorris481]

He’s like well I do use my hands as feet.😂

[@chedder3390]

Ive never really noticed how up close their hands look that human

[@S4VAGEKiLLa420]

Foreals I just commented something similar to this😂

[@jakedemaggio8649]

Ya…. So don’t their feet..

[@chowda84]

Well they share 98% of our DNA making them the closest living being to humans

[@j0ellyfish]

It's almost like we're closely related or something.

[@Auvas_Damask]

​@@j0ellyfishWhaaaaaat? Can't be!

[@grouchyblackman]

Everybodys got a plan until they get their face pulled off: A variation of a quote by Mike Tyson.

[@kyletrump8025]

I know. I don't get it. These filthy animals aren't pets

[@staffydutch8820]

The problem is that chimps could always feel like it

[@blueberry766]

​@@kyletrump8025 Dogs are just as filthy

[@ricksanchez3785]

​@@blueberry766 maybe, but a dog does make a better pet. These monkeys take way more to take care of than a dog there was a woman who had one and they didn't know how to properly take care of a monkey, it ended up ripping her face off and quite a few people have been left completely deranged and traumatized from trying to have a chimp as a pet

[@E.ae7]

@@blueberry766I agree

[@ThatOneWater]

he boutta make a fire and evolve into a human😂

[@tanyafernando3142]

Everyone gangster until they hear “Apes follow koba now” 😂😂😂

[@Forest_thecat.]

Did anyone notice how he looked angry when the sanitizer wasn't coming out 😅

[@Forest_thecat.]

He's dead the moment he runs out of sanitizer 😅

[@Jesus.12398]

True

[@audreyyc151]

LMAOO the way his brow furrowed

[@Mea-xp1nr]

🤷 I didn't see angry

[@Alessandro37121]

Holy shit

[@bodgeboss3632]

Judging by the chimps feet, you sir have used 10 of your 20 wishes.

[@bobhawke7373]

😂😂😂

[@MixTrixx_]

Ayyooo. You wild

[@mariogiraldo1596]

Dave Chappelle has a whole bit a out this

[@theultimatejack3360]

So… what happens if you wish with a monkey’s paw that all of the fingers stay straight?

[@bodgeboss3632]

@theultimatejack3360 that sounds like a big brain play 🧠

[@IXCANADATV]

they are literally the closes things to humans