Germans carefully and meticulously arranging their sentences in the most nonsensical order possible:
@marccel77992 жыл бұрын
German is the clearest langauge you can speak.
@EdKolis2 жыл бұрын
Must have never studied Latin, the language where word order doesn't even matter because everything has a declension or conjugation to tell you where it belongs!
@Dandikbobrek2 жыл бұрын
english is far worse
@rpmstudios2 жыл бұрын
@@EdKolis Ah, I love Latin for that. All the declensions tell you exactly what you need to know. (Except when they don’t because it’s super irregular)
@LLUUCCAA19142 жыл бұрын
Yeah, why the verb goes last? It doesn't make any sense
@ternarycode2 жыл бұрын
mathematicians being able to completely understand greek
@_Starwrath_2 жыл бұрын
I'm literally 10 and I can speak greek that is like for other language speakers the hardest thing ever. Για τους φίλους Έλληνες που είναι στο daily chat, να ξέρετε ότι μιλάτε μια από τις πιο δύσκολες γλώσσες
@renanyctea12472 жыл бұрын
Good job :) here’s a cookie 🍪
@flamouri2 жыл бұрын
@@_Starwrath_ ισχύει ναι. Είσαι Έλληνας?
@sovietunion65302 жыл бұрын
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@chrisdawson17762 жыл бұрын
@@_Starwrath_ 🤓
@saint_gb58452 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, we are extremely creative with blasphemies. Most of our grandparents say one every sentence, they just can't stop, It's part of their vocabulary.
@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc2 жыл бұрын
Per me no, i miei nonni sono credenti e si incazzano se sentono uno bestemmiare. *Sad*
@saint_gb58452 жыл бұрын
@@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc Alcuni saranno pure così, ma io sinceramente non ne conosco manco uno che non dice bestemmie 😂😂
@pikagiuppy932 жыл бұрын
@@saint_gb5845 sei per caso del veneto?
@saint_gb58452 жыл бұрын
@@pikagiuppy93 No, friulano.
@ImmortalChanger2 жыл бұрын
Sono pugliese e posso confermare che non riesco ad andare più di 15 minuti senza bestemmiare
@calzinoesotico2 жыл бұрын
As an Italian i can confirm that here there are more ways to insult god than the entire population
@funzionedispari43252 жыл бұрын
Eh sì dio paralitico
@sovietunion65302 жыл бұрын
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@sabrinaorlando18232 жыл бұрын
true
@aryox23852 жыл бұрын
La cosa piú vera che io abbia mai letto
@ziasti2 жыл бұрын
facts
@Yash-wm1nj2 жыл бұрын
So for non hindi speakers, Heart = Dil To give = Do So to give heart is "Dildo" 🗿🗿
@deadalpeca80992 жыл бұрын
Bruh To give = dena Give = do (like you are asking or commanding)
@TheSGod2 жыл бұрын
"dil do" would roughly translate to give heart/give me your heart
@Yash-wm1nj2 жыл бұрын
@@deadalpeca8099 you get the idea.
@lyntris11712 жыл бұрын
@@deadalpeca8099 dildena sounds worse imo
@dishantdalvi2 жыл бұрын
dil-do would be asking for a heart, more like "give me heart"
@T1actical2 жыл бұрын
As someone who is learning Turkish everyday the Turkish one is accurate.
@Beyond19042 жыл бұрын
I’m kind of curious how do you say ğ
@babuslandia84212 жыл бұрын
@@Beyond1904 its basic just say ğ
@DEMIR-MET2 жыл бұрын
@@Beyond1904 It's Like h
@haydikatlayalm27532 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand the throat related meme
@DEMIR-MET2 жыл бұрын
@@haydikatlayalm2753 It's because of the letters like Ö, Ü and Ğ
@minophilic65772 жыл бұрын
as an Indian it's 100% true. Giving your Heart to a girl in Hindi sounds really sketchy.
@havish5302 жыл бұрын
kaise
@kushalpaul24052 жыл бұрын
@@havish530 dil do.... or dildo
@orgaynigga84252 жыл бұрын
@@havish530 dil do, kinky enough innit
@mouf7252 жыл бұрын
@@orgaynigga8425 nooooo I never noticed 💀💀💀
@Dave-idd2 жыл бұрын
@@orgaynigga8425 yo fam , you from bri ish ?
@RoxCroagunk2 жыл бұрын
Italian Swear Generator 1. Pick a random animal or object 2. Pick a random religious figure 3. Translate both in italian, and say the Religious figure + the animal/object 4. Add more translated insulting adjectives/animals/objects at the end to power up the swear, sort of like dragon ball transformations
@kohikappu2 жыл бұрын
Lmao.
@BIGBUCKS_moneh2 жыл бұрын
Let me try: santo dromedario pazzo orso polare disfunzionale pony di peluche Was that a good Italian insult? (I used random word generators and Google translate) (Idk Italian lol) -[I tranlated from saint dromedary crazy polar bear dysfunctional plush pony]-
@RoxCroagunk2 жыл бұрын
@@BIGBUCKS_moneh Yup, checks out, gold star for the randomness!
@BIGBUCKS_moneh2 жыл бұрын
@@RoxCroagunkwow, ok then, Do me a favor, My last wish before I die, Next time you're in an argument, Use it on someone, And tell me their reaction 😂 (I'd have done it myself but unfortunately, i don't know any Italians that i want to insult rn😢)
@Edoarry Жыл бұрын
I'm Italian, Could you give our English Friends some examples?
@SantiagoFlores-di1et2 жыл бұрын
For Spanish you should put: Latins trying not to teach a bad word to Spanish learners (they'll still say it)
@susiestevenson75612 жыл бұрын
As a Spanish speaker i agree
@Matt-xo8ij2 жыл бұрын
As a Spanish speaker I agree
@IsaJoey2 жыл бұрын
As a Spanish speaker I agree
@luquitap21852 жыл бұрын
As a Spanish speaker i agree
@Jared21HN2 жыл бұрын
Specially with Vtubers haha
@EdKolis2 жыл бұрын
French speakers fighting off an army of invading loan words Klingons insisting their language is real, or at least more real than elvish Germans trying to rescue a drowning person and accidentally killing them with saliva Also Germans trying to say one complete sentence without sounding like a supervillain Romans arguing about what "eunt domus" actually means Italians correcting everyone's pronunciation of "Mario"
@ThatGuy-pj2kh2 жыл бұрын
LOL GERMAN ONE IS SO TRUE
@thecoolkittensarecool2 жыл бұрын
Klingon is a real language. It was just invented by a human (rather than coming naturally).
@TheDankBoi692 жыл бұрын
If French can protect itself from Loanwords, then Icelandic is in another level
@maxono14652 жыл бұрын
I don't get the rescuing from drowning one
@ThatGuy-pj2kh2 жыл бұрын
@@maxono1465 German has loads of weird throaty words so it seems like ur spitting at ppl, so the joke is he drowned in all the spit from speaking German instead of in the river
@meanshape1012 жыл бұрын
The inventer of French attempting to find the gender of a random chair:
@Utars2 жыл бұрын
A lot of languages have genders
@narthex16812 жыл бұрын
@@Utars Idk for other languages, but in French, it's really random. A chair ? That's a girl. A stool ? That's a Boy !
@pikagiuppy932 жыл бұрын
same for italian we even have transgender words that change genders for singular and plural
@minhnguyenhoang88902 жыл бұрын
literally almost all languages in europe have genders, many even have 3; english having no gender is more the exception rather than the rule
@galatasaryli72 жыл бұрын
in turkey we just call everything 'o' lmao
@ImmortalChanger2 жыл бұрын
The Italian one is the only one I've seen that is EXACTLY accurate about our language. It's probably the most accurate thing about Italy
@wildcherrygirl2 жыл бұрын
can you give examples im curious
@xheudbudhsbdh93912 жыл бұрын
@@wildcherrygirl like we use them for fun or when we are angry. An example could be like: Porco dio (a classic one)= god pig It may seem strange but in italian they are really funny to say, even because when we use certain combinations of words we really make the insults funny
@ImmortalChanger2 жыл бұрын
@@wildcherrygirl we use them mostly when we're angry. some examples are "porco dio", which means "God is a pig". "Dio cane" which means "God is a dog". If you want to spice it up we have insults for Jesus, Virgin Mary and basically all saints. Example, the same as "porco dio" but with a saint of your choice, Jesus, or whatever. I can't believe I'm actually explaining this.
@marcovisalli43132 жыл бұрын
@@wildcherrygirl diocane, diomaiale, diobastardo, porcamadonna, mannaggia a tutti i santi, dioladro, diobestiaccia, madonnatroia, diomerda,
@user-oe5rd1uh8r2 жыл бұрын
@snake dio banana fracida
@Utars2 жыл бұрын
Russians explaining how to pronounce "щ", "ъ", "ы", "ь"
@nickjayr02 жыл бұрын
it's not supposed to be pronounced alone, it's used for words, like мы аnd Пермь , like accents y'know
@Utars2 жыл бұрын
@@nickjayr0 Мне не надо объяснять, как их произносить
@kxxxk_2 жыл бұрын
@@Utars мб он это тех, кто в русском не шарит и заинтересовались как их произносить
@UmutHP2 жыл бұрын
Щ is long sh Ы sounds like Ə(schwa) sound Ь and Ъ don't have a pronunciation alone
@haykor71652 жыл бұрын
@@UmutHP 1) Absolutely no 2) Not accurate, ы is /ɨ/ 3) They had pronunciation in 13th century
@Ali-lh7yd2 жыл бұрын
As an italian I can tell you this is accurate
@thenoobgamer8162 жыл бұрын
Give examples
@sfogliatelle2782 жыл бұрын
@@thenoobgamer816 porco dio, porca madonna, dio cane, mannaggia alla madonna, mannaggia a [insert saint name here]
@vis_182 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the italian part pls explain?😂😂
@adonaiyah21962 жыл бұрын
@@vis_18 me neither
@napnatt2 жыл бұрын
Porco Dio, Dio cane, Dio merda It translate to "God is a pig", "God is a dog" and "God is a shit" I think these are the most used one, but there are many, many more XD We just simply combine the worst possible insults and god. Putting these things together equals a blasphemy.. and yea, we italians use it a lot
@meanshape1012 жыл бұрын
Chinese students needing to know the 5 tones: Meanwhile Cantonese and Hokkien:
@Srae172 жыл бұрын
Cantonese has 9 tones was it?
@meanshape1012 жыл бұрын
@@Srae17 yes
@haharmageddontv65812 жыл бұрын
i dont understand why tf cantonese needs more tones when it preserves the endings of syllables better than mandarin does this have something to do with merging vowels and syllable initials?
@Srae172 жыл бұрын
@@meanshape101 the rising tone is already confusing with 1st tone sometimes already, now a tone that is slightly rising? Damnn.
@Trimarkovich2 жыл бұрын
Bruh “sharp knife” in Latvian is “Ass Nazis” lol wtf
@EdKolis2 жыл бұрын
I bet you get "Earth Nazis" if you translate to Japanese first! Now let me fire my EARTH DESTROYER weapon... What? Why are you giggling?
@pain61282 жыл бұрын
Thx for explaining
@phalletroyan Жыл бұрын
NMSJD but u pronounce it quite differently
@lumethecrow26322 жыл бұрын
In the same vein as Japanese: Norwegians when they realise half their language is Danish
@JimnyThePython2 жыл бұрын
Dutch people when their most famous word is “Apartheid” and not “Gezelligheid”
@zekun47412 жыл бұрын
Kiss in Hungarian is "puszi" pronounced exactly as the English "pussy" So when your grandmother gives you a kiss, but she's Hungarian, she...
@adamglozer60252 жыл бұрын
Basszus, még jó, hogy elmagyaráztad, mert én kajak nem értettem, hogy ez miért vicces, szóval köszi😅
@DonkeyKong8252 жыл бұрын
as a turkish I'm suprised someone used "meme" joke you gained another sub
@ecemsrfert45302 жыл бұрын
sa knk
@tinkererofuniverse76852 жыл бұрын
🤣
@sovietunion65302 жыл бұрын
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@cetryon2 жыл бұрын
Afeks
@priyanshusinha81732 жыл бұрын
Yep , "Dil Do" give your heart in Hindi
@sennykenny68502 жыл бұрын
As an Italian I can approve this is the most accurate meme about Italy
@TopchetoEU2 жыл бұрын
as a bulgarian, i can confirm that this happens when you offer your "кок" to a girl
@M4skedBoi Жыл бұрын
As a Korean, I confirm that the Korean language is now officially called the Squid Game language.
@Hans1402 жыл бұрын
0:06 nah man, me and the Italians are all good.
@xheudbudhsbdh93912 жыл бұрын
Dio ladro
@WarLoqGamer2 жыл бұрын
about time someone started slandering on languages. :D
@anandkhurdjangar347110 ай бұрын
As a Mongolian, I can confirm we use too many scripts. I use Latin script to text with friends, Cyrillic to text with family, and traditional Mongolian-Uyghur script when I’m feeling patriotic 🫡 Make Mongolia great again! 🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳
@kxxxk_2 жыл бұрын
Serbians explaining how their language is different from Croatian (they are literally the same language but in different scripts)
@porcodio2432 жыл бұрын
My parents once went to croatia, on the back of the water bottle there were writings in croatian serbian and Slovenian, they started to play spot the differences between croatian and Slovenian
@Turagrong2 жыл бұрын
Rule number 1: 100% of what you learn in KZbin comments about Slavic languages is not true. These people are mostly Slavs who are discovering other Slavic languages and so now they consider themselves experts (that's eg my case). And the majority would be from nationalists whose goal is to humiliate the other side as much as possible, by omitting/denying the differences between the "languages", or conversely overexaggerating them. It's always a little bit more complex than what people in the internet say :) From what I, a simple Czech lurking in the internet, got, the other difference between sr and hr would be eg that Serbian has e where Croatian puts ije. A minor difference but a different standard still.
@someguy27442 жыл бұрын
@@Turagrong "Ekavica" is used in Serbia, while "ijekavski" is used in Croatia/Bosnia/Montenegro. Mleko - Mlijeko (Milk) Dete - Dijete (Child) Belo - Bijelo (White) Lek - Lijek (Cure) Some words are by "default" in ekavica i.e. there isn't an ijekavica version of it such as: Pekara (Pijekara does not exist) (Bakery) Nebo (Njebo does not exist) (Sky) Pogled (Poglijed does not exist) (View) This ijekavica versions that I wrote now feel kinda cursed, not gonna lie. There is also "ikavica" that is used in Dalmatia Mliko - Mlijeko - Mleko (Milk) Dite - Dijete - Dete (Child) Ripa - Repa - Repa (Beetroot) There's also Štokavski, Kajkavski, and Čakavski - but I am not knowledgeable on those.
@bmk482 жыл бұрын
idea: when people realise you can make an entire sentence in tagalog using "ba"
@alik.59902 жыл бұрын
0:24 some quality meme right there
@justaserbiandoomer4972 жыл бұрын
Serbs, Croats, Bosnians and Montenegrins arguing how their languages are different
@cns68272 жыл бұрын
just seen the first and the second one, got curious and searched for the third and it is uploaded 10 mins ago. nice
@camulodunon2 жыл бұрын
Korean is actually FAR older than 500 years. 500 is actually not very old for languages.
@alamirul352 жыл бұрын
was kinda surprised to see it was considered only 500 years old lol its been used since the first millenium 😂
@ahwabanmukherjee50652 жыл бұрын
True. My language for example has been almost unchanged for the last 500 years.
@camulodunon2 жыл бұрын
@@ahwabanmukherjee5065 what is your language?
@ahwabanmukherjee50652 жыл бұрын
@@camulodunon Bengali. Also Hindi as a second language.
@haharmageddontv65812 жыл бұрын
maybe modern form?
@dibujugador60242 жыл бұрын
hispanics trying to not create a new idiom nor use a normal word as an insult for 0.00000001 seconds
@meanshape1012 жыл бұрын
The Chinese language having the most difficult characters than other languages:
@muk0n2 жыл бұрын
Mandarin.
@pieceofgarbage52732 жыл бұрын
@@muk0n There are lots of different Chinese languages, and mandarin is one of them.
@solanumtuberosum6269 Жыл бұрын
Turkish speakers trying not to add a thousands suffixes to a word:
@@Canying_ylia Yes, but it doesn't make much sense (although it is technically a logical word) and no one will use such long words in Turkish. Of course adding suffixes can be tiring and boring but it has a fixed logic that once you learn, you are good to go. You can create new words or can guess the meanings of existing words easily once you get how the suffixes work. A very common example is: Göz --> Eye Gözlük --> Glasses Gözlükçü --> Optician Gözlükçüde --> At the optician Gözlükçüdeyim --> I am at the optician.
@Brann1k2 жыл бұрын
0:11 for those who don't understand it, hair bun in bulgarian is "кок за коса/kok za kosa", and kok makes the same sound as the english word for private part.
@Canying_ylia2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for 1k subs! Didn’t think it would be this popular but thanks y’all!
@puzzle_girl472 жыл бұрын
Well we needed original ideas because every KZbinr on earth jumps on slander memes with most unfunny jokes on earth so ye, yours aren't like that.
@TheSGod2 жыл бұрын
@@puzzle_girl47 yeah these slander videos are actually good which is pretty rare
@dinkarfowkar9992 жыл бұрын
That Hindi one is so true💀💀
@keshua_xiii_132 жыл бұрын
As an Italian: just “Dio Porco” isn’t enough.
@godfatheralexander2 жыл бұрын
Ukrainians might find this actually offensive, considering Russia basically told us that Ukraine is "small Russia" among other things when in fact it never was. I'm a Ukrainian and I can appreciate the meme but this is a pretty touchy subject
@Canying_ylia2 жыл бұрын
Haha mb I just put it there bcuz they look the same to a foreigner. Sry if it sounded insensitive, I hope ur family is doing ok. Stay strong! 💪
@nikitakhanov2 жыл бұрын
Nobody here implied that Ukraine is Russia or somehow belongs to Russia. The languages are just really similar and mutually comprehensible, and that's a fact, that's all the video says.
@AK-ed4sn2 жыл бұрын
irish speakers pronouncing aghaidh as "i"
@diamondhands36712 жыл бұрын
For the people who didn't understand the turkish meme: meme means boob in turkish
@dr.coomer7892 жыл бұрын
Same in Greek aha Or nipple, close enough
@xheudbudhsbdh93912 жыл бұрын
As an italian I can confirm the first one, in italian the insults to god are called "bestemmie" and their used when we are: Raging Sad Happy I mean... whenever we feel an emotion we say them. Some people also use them for fun with a group of friends, because it may seem strange but with certain combination of words they are really funny to say (only italians will understand why they are funny).
@Towards-haq Жыл бұрын
You know religion is important for a lot of people , so I hope you don’t insult religion .
@Nick-gy6ed Жыл бұрын
I'm italian and I personally don't find it funny in any occasion.
@xvrailll2 жыл бұрын
As a British roadman I’m safely allowed to say “innit” every 0.0001 seconds so I show my culture to other roadman to not get “shanked” up my “g”
@MistyFish2 жыл бұрын
Irish being the official language of Ireland:
@freddysband36322 жыл бұрын
Chinese explaining why their language requires so many words Polish teaching people how to pronounce "Łódź" Quietest German speaker: When you ask your French friend to say 19 in French: Japanese explaining why their language requires so many different scripts
@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc2 жыл бұрын
19 in French sounds like "deez nuts"
@freddysband36322 жыл бұрын
@@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc yes i know
@simbarashetakaidza5652 жыл бұрын
I think your confusing Chinese and Japanese
@freddysband36322 жыл бұрын
@@simbarashetakaidza565 No no no Well, Lemme edit it Because English is complicating I was meaning why Chinese needed so many different *words* For scripts I will use Japanese Because I do understand the differences
@Turagrong2 жыл бұрын
@@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc not really
@viktorzozulia92582 жыл бұрын
As an Ukrainian, I confirm that our language is in fact different from Russian, and is more similar to Belorussian, Polish or Slovakian
@real_meme_amogus2 жыл бұрын
🤓
@Saymyname-nm3dc2 жыл бұрын
@@real_meme_amogus 🤡
@Saymyname-nm3dc2 жыл бұрын
@@real_meme_amogus ебать имя мемный амогус я в ахуе
@Turagrong2 жыл бұрын
As a Czech with some basic notion about most Slavic languages, I would put it that the Ukrainian phonetics is 50% Russian, 30% Czech-like (not softening, h, i, v-) and 20% it's own (y, and not softening there, its own accentuation) and overall western and Polish-like ("half" of the grammar endings (the other being Russian-like), -v). The closest would be I dare to say Belarusian. It's actually closer to Czech than to Slovak. As to vocabulary they say "60%" Russian. My impression is something like that, let's say 50% Russian, the rest shared the most with West Slavs, mostly Polish. And a good part of words are shared only partially with either, as they have usually changed prefixes and suffixes. I know basically very little about this, as I don't actually know either language, I just had many/several "glimpses" on them already.
@Turagrong2 жыл бұрын
Ngl though overall it sounds more Russian than anything else :) (indeed) (Belarusian however sounds kinda like as if it was some "eastern Slovak" dialect... :D With strong Russian overtones)
@fte62 жыл бұрын
As an Ukrainian, I can confirm that most of the Russians don't understand our language
@aspid65462 жыл бұрын
As a Russian, I can confirm that we understand quite a bit of your language.
@thecoolkittensarecool2 жыл бұрын
@@aspid6546 That is part of a strange phenomenon where, one person can understand someone else, but the other cannot. The people speak different languages.
@someguy27442 жыл бұрын
@@thecoolkittensarecool I think Portuguese and Spanish speakers have a similar situation where Portuguese speakers can understand Spanish, but Spanish speakers cannot understand Portuguese speakers - maybe the reason for this is that Spanish is maybe easier to understand (I don't really know either, but that's the impression I get)
@JohnGardnerAlhadis2 жыл бұрын
@@aspid6546 Say "Palianytsia".
@RoshenkoAnkapovych2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnGardnerAlhadis Bruh, too easy. He must pronounce "Укрзалізниця"
@kannadafactstar2 жыл бұрын
Yes, we indians exchange our heart with our lovers
@KevinCasasola2006 Жыл бұрын
0:26 never translate "Sharp Knife" into Latvian, worst mistake of my life 💀
@Judeey10 ай бұрын
I wasn’t expecting that
@Janiols2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Italian "bestemmie" where we compare gods or saints with animals in any way possible
@FedericoElcani142 жыл бұрын
As an italian, I can say I literally used to compete with my friends to make the most creative blasphemies.
@Towards-haq Жыл бұрын
You know religion is important for a lot of people , so I hope you don’t insult religion .
@veryperson12 жыл бұрын
i loved the 2nd turkish meme as a turkish person lmao💀
@hmmhmmhmmhmm2 жыл бұрын
As hungary, i can relate this(tbh i tough you gonna put the hungary=hungry joke)
@Canying_ylia2 жыл бұрын
Nah that’s overused I want my videos to be as relatable as possible
@hmmhmmhmmhmm2 жыл бұрын
@@Canying_ylia ok, that cool👍
@haykor71652 жыл бұрын
@@Canying_ylia put "Armenian trying not to insult someone's mother"
@theincredibleauraaa133 Жыл бұрын
The Latvian one was the only one I got without having to look up💀
@maksymmikula49642 жыл бұрын
As a Ukrainian and a speaker of both russiand and Ukrainian, I can say for sure those languages are really different, ukrainian resembles more polish than russian. Kind of a bothersome meme ngl
@pyroman13822 жыл бұрын
Also russians and Ukrainians can't understand (hard) each other if they don't know another language.
@unoriginalukrainian92542 жыл бұрын
i agree
@kxxxk_2 жыл бұрын
Depends on a dialect, e.g. Carpathian Ukrainian which is kinda Western Slavic is different from Eastern Ukrainian which is closer to Russian and Belarusian
@Ilya939392 жыл бұрын
Согласен
@Ilya939392 жыл бұрын
I like learn Korean but I'm Ukrainian
@lotrelassar50762 жыл бұрын
'Meme' got me hard as a Turkish native
@ibish95132 жыл бұрын
If your throat is fucked every time you speak Turkish, I recommend Arabic. As a Turkish speaker, I get a temporary sore throat every time I try to pronounce Arabic letters.
@puzzle_girl472 жыл бұрын
Or German
@Flegias1162 жыл бұрын
First time i hear an accurate and original joke about Italy
@kinjoko2 жыл бұрын
Korean verb conjugations be like Indonesians when you say Malay and Indonesian are the same language Japanese formality levels be like
@georgeman1000e2 жыл бұрын
for greek you should do "greeks trying not to say μαλάκα every nanosecond"
@HKevin2 жыл бұрын
"My throat when I speak Turkish" part was the best lol, as a Turkish person I know the hard of spelling some letters
@dkbrsl94862 жыл бұрын
Taklacı taklacıya taklasını vermiş, taklacı taklacıdan taklasını geri isteyince taklacı taklacıya taklasını vermemiş. Sonra taklacı taklacıyı taklaya getirmiş. - Suleiman the Magnificent after Wien
@Mrfedy_faber872 жыл бұрын
As a british lad, I can concur the last one is correct.
@steparsteparest11212 жыл бұрын
0:16 okay but have you heard of Caucasus/Georgian languages? The letter ყ is a real throat killer
@callmescawt73592 жыл бұрын
The Latvian one is fantastic
@Ahmadbeik992 жыл бұрын
What does it mean
@callmescawt73592 жыл бұрын
@@Ahmadbeik99 a$$ n4zis
@slimebor70592 жыл бұрын
@@Ahmadbeik99 basically sharp knife in Latvian is written as "ass nazis"
@baadspelerz26982 жыл бұрын
Germans perfectly pronouncing a 2973 letter long compound noun: Polish people after naming their child Prwzjieszcki Dziwkszicszhnwlatszckh: Japanese people when you greet your grandmother the same way you greet your friend: Chinese people after inventing a character for everything except the word “the”: French people and German people arguing over whether the bridge is male or female:
@prezentoappr11712 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the is not really needed like like how there's to-be pro drop etc zero article exists, we have sang and si but not use it frequently, polychronic vs monochronic is reflected on the phrase jam karet vs Japanese and German punctual meeting time. It's just a noun compounds usual IE thing. Learn the phonology done deal. It's called register just don't get caught with medicine cuz Asia preferably south and east are the strictest in medicine laws. Noun classification existed since PIE polymathy comment section point out it's called kind in Latin not gender
@belowplays2302 жыл бұрын
Belgians when people say they speak “Belgian”
@romanrepublic2 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, I can confirm our lives are a continuous diss track against God
@AttaBek14222 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder why Italy is in some kind of crisis every ten minutes
@dkbrsl94862 жыл бұрын
So that's why Vatican is a different country.
@EEEEEEE363642 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, can confirm my family has a whole vocabulary of made up words to use to insult god
@iverson9892 жыл бұрын
"turkish girl shows you her meme" as a turk you got me bro 💀💀💀💀💀
@TheDankBoi692 жыл бұрын
Quechua speakers when you write the wrong suffix:
@karma-lm4bq2 жыл бұрын
As an italian i can confirm we all love god in every ways😂
@pikagiuppy932 жыл бұрын
sono tutti dii ma di diverse categorie
@karma-lm4bq2 жыл бұрын
@@pikagiuppy93 non le considero bestemmie
@darthluka07942 жыл бұрын
@@karma-lm4bq dio mattone, dio mutanda, dio bambingesù
@FlagAnthem Жыл бұрын
"Anche la bestemmia, come conferma il libro di Giobbe, è una forma di preghiera." Cardinal Ravasi
@Slim_Charles2 жыл бұрын
Americans using the same word for 128 different purposes:
@davidxontala93222 жыл бұрын
As an Italian i can confirm that we are so creative when we insult God
@the_italian_weeb47322 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, can confirm, the pressure put by the Catholic Church births new profanities every day. Indeed, I swear to God at least once a week
@dinoheartnerd22652 жыл бұрын
Thank you for including Slovak, not many people bother to acknowledge us
@serunato2 жыл бұрын
but wtf did it mean lmao
@Teaboi3562 жыл бұрын
Že keby používame asbuku tak by sme boli vivinutá krajina? Idk
@GobblingGlizzys2 жыл бұрын
@@Teaboi356 myslí lepšia, viac vyvinutá krajina ale ani ja neviem prečo
@skribby8382 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO, that Bulgarian joke is ADVANCED! Good job
@imperiumCirca412 жыл бұрын
Hey,I wish I could enjoy the video man,love your content and all,but I'm currently working with the Italians and the Germans to craft a obscene word that no one can pronounce
@ViktorySubliminals2 жыл бұрын
I sign up on behalf of sweden
@imperiumCirca412 жыл бұрын
@@ViktorySubliminals **Welcome aboard**
@ViktorySubliminals2 жыл бұрын
@@imperiumCirca41 alr thank you
@KevinCasasola2006 Жыл бұрын
0:05 this one is so true, especially in the regions of Veneto and Friuli 😂
@puzzle_girl472 жыл бұрын
Hey you checked out my comment and added Turkish to your vid thnx bro, keep up the original content. In next vid you can add how it's hard af for foreigners like me to pronounce "th" sound in English. (I hate that so much lol)
@thespacemanfil2 жыл бұрын
As a Latvian, a 'sharp knife is called an 'ass nazis', which while spelled... In such a manner, is not pronounced in such a way.
@ReGiulio_z2 жыл бұрын
As an Italian I can confirm that we have to many ways to insult God.
@kiki-uy6ri2 жыл бұрын
For the italy one, is basically part of our vocabulary insulting god 😭
@16sense2 жыл бұрын
Me trying not to watch a slander video (impossible):
@cantingvenus22 жыл бұрын
Eastern Slovaks arguing that their dialect is important to Slovakia (it really isnt)
@emendamento2 жыл бұрын
Im from Venice, I can confirm that dio xe can e bueo, dio mega porco.
@xheudbudhsbdh93912 жыл бұрын
Dio mattone dio mutanda... sono tutti dii di diverse categorie
@ganjalfilv3rde5082 жыл бұрын
ghesboro
@JJBeamsy2 жыл бұрын
As a Hungarian, I don`t quite understands the Hungarian one, but I might just be stupid.
@andrasfarkas21982 жыл бұрын
Puszi is kiss on the cheeks Pussy (sounds the same) is a womans private part
@stanpickles2 жыл бұрын
as a guy with a hungarian grandma I can confirm that they can use their lips to unclog toilets👍
@KevinCasasola2006 Жыл бұрын
Me when I translate Boy into Georgian 💀
@efebot0332 жыл бұрын
As someone who's Turkish, the Turkish meme one is so accurate.
@haykor71652 жыл бұрын
Qarabağ is Armenia
@efebot0332 жыл бұрын
@@haykor7165 cope harder
@krmzkola75242 жыл бұрын
@@haykor7165 ne alaka
@krmzkola75242 жыл бұрын
Gırtlaktan mi konusuyoz aq
@pinklemonade8320 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for clarifying that you're turkish, efe yılmaz dak
@ahmedfarahat22872 жыл бұрын
0:44 that was uncalled for
@officialnerd18662 жыл бұрын
As an Italian I can confirm that we have more ways to insult god than houses
@ParthPatil102 жыл бұрын
as someone who is a master of all languages, i can confirm that canying is the best slander meme creator with lots of knowledge
@worldcomicsreview354 Жыл бұрын
Aussies trying not to swear for a whole sentence
@Canying_ylia Жыл бұрын
Proceeds to say c*** 100 times in 1 minute
@polishspy87782 жыл бұрын
"Germans when you tell them, to spell Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz (their vocal cords die trying)"
@Obscure_Charcoal2 жыл бұрын
Germans carefully sounding like they want your liver when asking directions
@whybro26142 жыл бұрын
this is why the italian language is superior. we have a whole category of swear words to insult god.💪 🇮🇹
@memergamer53242 жыл бұрын
Need whole series on this
@mahiryp2 жыл бұрын
Turkish and Azerbaijani people trying to understand each other would be a meme itself. I literally use google translate to write in Azerbaijani Turkish :'D