Larry David: Earth to America

[@arobyte]

Only Larry could make a global problem unapologetically all about him! Love it lol

[@jtcmk]

isnt that just the human condition?

[@jjmah7]

Larry David has looked like a 60 year old man for like, 30 years now.

[@dekuuchiha9990]

He was born old like Betty White

[@gaylordfaulker8342]

Legend has it nobody knows his true age

[@magictransistorradio4933]

Kind of like Steve Martin. Except he has looked the same age for 50 years now! Julia has looked 25 for 40 years!

[@jjmah7]

@@magictransistorradio4933 true! And J.Lo is actually regressing in age lol

[@magictransistorradio4933]

@@jjmah7 That just means J Lo is normal

[@murmurrrr]

"sunsets were mocked" must be one of the best bits ever

[@mattoniy2840]

Absolutely

[@cocacowboy21]

Genius lmao

[@shahab_shawn_siahpoosh]

The way that he described Brooklyn, it reminded me of Iran, where I grew up. So nostalgic.

[@ertzuiop123]

Has anyone noticed how every Seinfeld character have picked up something from David?; a gesture, a look on the face, a tone of voice... That proves he was the source of the charisma that show had.

[@82easyrider]

Never get tired of Larry's comic musings. He's a true comic legend. :)

[@Ekalavya]

im on larry david binge and so far this has been the funniest.

[@stephenmurphy1003]

His speech about Steve Martin is much funnier.

[@Anthony-hu3rj]

@@stephenmurphy1003 No, his speech about Mel Brooks is much funniest!

[@mchan2141]

me too 5 years later...

[@sebastiansulze7859]

now me...

[@Robstailey]

It's amazing how Larry David's style of humor shows through in Seinfeld. Watching him here, I definitely recognize the self-deprecation of George and the mock outrage of Jerry. Jason Alexander definitely modeled George after Larry, that little eyebrow thing at 4:56, and that kind of half-nod at 4:42.

[@ArtVandelayNYC]

You're totally right!

[@ROLtheWolf]

Of Course! the only way to get Larry to care about anything is that it must directly change his life. He is inscrutable and dastardly! Got to love this guy!

[@chrisohio9337]

A great alternative for a tuna sandwich is smoked sable, whitefish salad, cream cheese, onions and capers which is the original “Larry David” sandwich but now I believe it is the “Richard Lewis”

[@jaysmith6013]

Two fishes?

[@thriversoffset]

Larry David is the best thing we have

[@ibrozdemir]

that rich prick, poor schmuck thing was the best stand-up talk i have ever heard

[@ricksanchez1909]

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[@MSI2k]

and I bet it was all adlib, too.

[@ibrozdemir]

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[@firstmisanthrope]

This bit is actually a pretty insightful commentary about enlightened self-interest. No matter how selfish we are, communal interests are ours as well etc etc

[@-C.S.R]

It’s funny that he never ages? he just stays the same!

[@karinpowers1018]

I don't understand why people say this. His hair is the same. His skin has aged. His face here is the face of a man in his 50s. Now it's the face of a man in his 70s.

[@EruIluvatar]

"Sunsets were mocked" LOL!

[@georgesotiriou7051]

This is just too brilliant.

[@Dr_Hoops_McCann]

Morgoth Bauglir I can't believe this didnt get more laughs. I almost plotzed!

[@kenc5999]

Johnson Steele yes. Because only Jews think curb and Seinfeld are hilarious

[@chicawhappa]

@@kenc5999 I love both and I'm not Jewish.

[@foulweatherworks7831]

i must have a jewish soul! this is the best

[@gablem2323]

The fake fruit, the cancer sympathy, sounds like he got the material for season 10 of Curb your enthusiasm from his own stand up x) Love it

[@TheAbbeyoftheEveryman]

Season 10 has been one of my favs. Miss the Funkman tho :(

[@bgs5712]

Amazing how the 10th season of a show is one of the best ones. No one has done that

[@bsce100]

@@bgs5712 I agree!

[@kimedwards965]

That's how comedy works. They try out their material on an audience and if it works they go with it. Idiot

[@MichaelLu8]

What a delivery

[@Squirrelpants]

No matter how bad a day I'm having, Larry David always manages to put a smile on my face. "He wanted to do a stop and talk. I don't know him well enough to do a stop and talk."

[@ArtVandelayNYC]

Agreed.

[@QuadriviumNumbers]

🤣🤣

[@pehash]

Glad to be alive in the same century as LD. In the future he will become an icon for comedy and we were all here to see it.

[@savage_skirt5386]

he is in my top 5 fav people. i revisit this one from time to time; always makes me laugh.

[@iflyforfree]

That was gold Larry, gold!!

[@BobbyDuwitz]

The great thing about him is that after all the years he's been famous, he hasn't changed AT ALL. He'll stay the same through every single situation.

[@ArtVandelayNYC]

And he still looks the same!

[@lotusbandicoot]

The fame and fortunate can't turn you into a narcissist if you go into it already being a narcissist ;o (and luckily he's proven there can be a *good* variant of narcissism)

[@lotusbandicoot]

Whoops, I just realized that comment is 14 years old

[@FungusMossGnosis]

"Sunsets were mocked...the moon in particular held no fascination for anyone!" When he said he had his own tuna recipe "with pickles and peppers" he sounded like Kramer!

[@KrishNarendran]

The show may have been called Seinfeld but it had the Larry David's hallmarks all over it. He is pure comic genius

[@julesotis13]

screw seinfeld . lame show compared to curb esp

[@julesotis13]

Never cared for serinfeld too miantstesm. Normal. Fake. Had to appeal to zillions. With curb HBO gave Larry a true voice

[@svonkie]

@Alden Buyer I dunno about that - Curb is better than Seinfeld but Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is self-reverential meh. I think Jerry lucked out.

[@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453]

I think u mean george Costanza ..he is the actual person George was based on

[@lewisc215]

@@julesotis13 Mainstream? Hardly. It was daring.

[@IwyVis]

8 minutes of enlightenment! Brilliant!

[@placeswelive5388]

He absolutely killed!

[@theodoretekkers]

Pretty good jokes pretty pretty pretty pretty good

[@mgmthegrand]

"Prettyyyy, prettyyyy, ....pretti-goooood!" LOL!

[@osarodionobayiuwana7788]

I've watched this video 3 times now and still find it absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@RYN988]

Every time I need a little pick me up, I come here. What a phenomenal performance! Sunsets were mocked! BRILLIANT! LD is a fucking genius!

[@affablecamel153]

I care about tuna!

[@timisles6935]

Brilliant writing, short and sharp, finely polished, you can tell from the look on his face there’s a skilled confidence and pleasure in his delivery. Something Americans do so well.

[@twatfisher3]

This man, just kills me, each & everytime. We used to mock the sunsets.. He's not much happier being prick as to being shmuck..😂 Great stuff. Thx 4 the upload. 👍

[@simonjeste]

I remember seeing this the first time and I literally rewound it and watched it again immediately. Brilliance, great routine and segues unparalleled by any other self-deprecating comic!

[@conesconesallday]

He is actually really funny. I am very happy to see he is helping the environment. I hope he keeps it up. Other celebrities could learn a thing or two from Larry David .

[@joshkimblecanada]

Canada Likes Comedian Larry David. Thanks For Entertaining All Your Fans Larry David.

[@s2000tuner]

LD, you are the funniest man alive, keep up the perfect work!

[@StephenPaulTroup]

This is a legendary 8 minutes of comedy!

[@thatposterguy]

Thumbs up to all of us smart enough to enjoy Larry's genius.

[@mysunnydays2009]

One of the very few real comedians in the U.S.

[@nahdi]

larry was the co-creator , the Executive producer, & main writer of Seinfeld = Seinfeld "the show "is his baby. every body knows it even before Curb was born.

[@Demention94]

"Sunsets were mocked"

[@michaelburke7742]

That was brilliant

[@18skeltor]

Loved that line

[@massholejeff]

When I had HBO I always got pissed when Curve was on. We had HBO for movies and didn't give many of the original shows a chance. We got rid of it and only a few months back I was at a buddys house and he was watching Curve your enthusiasm. I couldn't stop laughing. After that episode he had the previous week so we watched it. Gawd, I hadn't laughed so much. To my surprise he gave me the entire seasons 2 and 3 and my wife and I are now proud new fans of the show.

[@brownbelt315]

That line about his mom going out and getting drunk always gets me, haha.

[@synergee9266]

that was the best and probably the most 'under the radar' line. Loved it!

[@MrsPeebles62]

His face is very good looking and expressive.

[@Rayoscope]

Is anybody here a marine biologist? The sea was angry that day, my friends...

[@clunkmess]

LD is a legend..

[@laura4786]

please people calm down!!! Jesus has a sense of humor! ( as most Jews do) im Catholic born and raised and Larry David is hysterical!!! some christians take religion wayyy to seriously!!! Thank You Jesus for Larry David... bringing laughter into the hearts of many for years!!!

[@silverdragon710]

This is brilliant had me in stitches

[@bmo14lax]

"we held no regard for nature, sunsets were mocked!" Lmfao, God I love this man so much

[@mattoniy2840]

Sunsets were mocked is a great line

[@dargram]

"Sunsets were mocked!!" Genius!

[@PaulWilliems]

I was always doubtful that Larry was valuable as a stand-up, but this proves he's a genius with a live audience too.

[@kingstonlj]

Larry is a genius. That performance was brilliant. A legend in the making.

[@ArtVandelayNYC]

A legend for sure.

[@dailyroamerwithtravisheinz5313]

I am so moved to go out and do something after this speech!

[@dewaard3301]

Not putting Larry in front of the camera for Seinfeld was a key factor in the success of the show. And not just because he would have called it quits after the second season.

[@NevadaBoss]

was second row for t he taping of this show in Vegas..a truly amazing array of stars, but none as bright as LD making a rare appearance. (and RIP to the great Robin Williams)

[@jacobzaranyika9334]

Thank you 🙏 Larry. Huge fan.

[@HipHopAn0n]

Back when environmentalists didn't come across as holier than thou. This is how environmental activism should be done......MUCH respect to Larry David, the legend - showing the rest of us how it's done!

[@sloopynumber1]

Larry David is great. I just shared this on Facebook.

[@johndoe2883]

Did it make you feel good?

[@sloopynumber1]

@@johndoe2883 It didn't make me feel bad ... obviously. Duh!

[@anthonywragg2393]

one of the best stand up routines i have seen yet

[@jbiquez]

This was uploaded in 2006... One of the earlier videos. LD is a legend

[@lisvender]

Jeez, his whole tuna story, starting at 5:59, was George Costanza through and through, from the tone to the rhythm to the mannerisms

[@Amykhany]

He is the most genuine person on earth, ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ love him

[@atlasshrugged2u]

His voice, his delivery, his stories, the way he looks...he was "destined" to be just what he is, an awesome comedian, Classic!!

[@BeyondRegarded]

who gave this less than 5 stars? this is absolutely hilarious.

[@arbeid2010]

Yup, you have just watched a genius...

[@johnparker4484]

I remember this live: this was my first exposure to Larry David

[@Kimbahley]

Larry David has the best shoes in the business. I love everybody who wears sneakers on a daily basis.

[@FrankCarrado]

Larry's brilliant, no doubt. With me growing up near the Belt Pkwy in Brooklyn that he mentions, makes him a bit more real & relevant to many of us NYers. His style is certainly not for all. Keep up the good work LD!

[@TheCurval]

larry should do more standup, that was completely genius.

[@chronicillz1879]

His movie "sour grapes" was hilarious!! A Must see!

[@JonathanAllen0379]

I can't get over how many years ago this video was posted. A lot has happened in the world since then...

[@herrroy4963]

"I went from a poor schmock to a rich prick without any transition at all." Omfg that was absolutely hilarious!

[@Rottenriguez]

I couldn't agree more! Larry David, Sacha Baron Cohan, and Lenny Bruce for me. :)

[@RYN988]

One of the most genuinely entertaining acts of all time. LD is a living legend. I love this rich prick so fucking much!

[@magzire]

That prick joke had me in tears :)

[@areyouwatchingclosely-t9h]

I think..I think I love Larry David

[@randomquentin]

Craig Connick Is this your way of coming out, Craig?

[@areyouwatchingclosely-t9h]

No, just gay for Larry

[@suzyrottencrotch5132]

Gay confirmed ... how is it

[@rahbeat9785]

'Sunsets were mocked' bruh im deaddd xD

[@Heyoka86]

He is absolutely brilliant and an artist. I love "CYE" and "Seinfeld", I think they're the best comedy shows ever. LD is the man!

[@yairk1000]

shalom they might love us and they might hate our guts. but we are standing tall and here to stay brother. G-d Bless America

[@abhijeetholambe9861]

Larry David is a legend 🙏🏼

[@lessonslearned6760]

Thank god these celebrities saved us from that climate crisis.

[@rroseselavy5348]

favorite larry david moment ever

[@formusicplaylist1]

he has perfected comedy to the point where he can be down right dirty and deliver the grit but still has class.

[@justgivemethetruth]

Funny, I remember how when as a kid our family want to NYC to see Central Park and the Museum of Natural History the whole city stunk of stale cigar butts and diesel exhaust. I love the Larry David music.

[@kotep777]

this is amazing!

[@far3]

haha, I did a report on Larry David my freshman year, this is so great.

[@HunterMann]

Yes, great word crafting! It makes me want to read Larry's writings.

[@Phame17]

I would love to just sit there and listen to Larry David talk all day about random things XD

[@noshyosh]

he's such a genius! i love him!!!

[@rogerquinones9657]

Genius ...

[@ProducShuns]

Larry David: Social Assassin and Emperor of First World Problems amazing. lol

[@YesImJoeKing]

What would we do without Larry David?

[@VerifiedFiveIron]

I never realized how well jason alexander played this man.

[@ania5038]

Wow I love this so much

[@WatchDoggyDog]

Larry David in full swing here, I love it, too funny 👌😌🤣🤣👏👍💜😎👏

[@miriamaaoake5944]

he tells stories like an episode of curb. so good

[@RealChiliConQueso]

My grandmother had a Western-styled house that was LOADED with fake fruit, and apparently when I was a toddler I did indeed try to eat a fake carrot. My sister, obsessed with '70s things, took most of the fake fruit when my grandmother died.

[@SnowWalker1]

Larry David is the king of comedy!

[@Ms10NADIA]

love this guy

[@MinhajArifin]

+Nadia Aziz he is brilliant