Larry David Wants to be Single in the Afterlife

[@EltonBeatles]

"I guess I had a different plan for eternity." Haha, he talks about eternity as if he's going on holiday.

[@VicThaViking]

A little bit of Karl Pilkington, A little bit of Larry David. Good day

[@ghillepig2]

@@VicThaViking 4 years late but I feel the exact same way

[@Henry-kz4gn]

A holiday away from her.

[@sullythemic]

She reminds me of a horse

[@titusmccarthy]

@@VicThaViking Head like a F*CKING ORANGE.

[@trickpirci5698]

"you mean this is continuing into the afterlife?"

[@SandrineAnterrion]

Genius. Gestures.

[@Tas134]

Cheryl is so insulting "...may I always have the wisdom to look past your shortcomings..." LMAO

[@digs8421]

What a condescending bitch

[@digs8421]

Jared Kamel written by larry to represent the fact that there are women out there like this

[@digs8421]

steve Fowler she is not hot she has NO ASS or even tits, like fucking a man with a pretty face

[@vforvendettaMA]

Digs pretty sure more people would rather be with her than be with you

[@travisrlel2]

He does have a lot of shortcomings, though...

[@saltyninja]

Larry always gets hated on but Larry is always right.

[@JJ-ls6el]

Not always...

[@coreycox2345]

He is correct here, saltyninja. This woman would be difficult to live with.

[@digs8421]

almost always

[@jackredd413]

96% of the time

[@carclain123]

Not always. He was legitimately rude as hell to that Uber driver

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

The vow specifically reads: 'Til death us do part. That's what it says. Once again, Larry is not wrong here.

[@oz_jones]

Its a shonda!

[@vinsvids1]

The begrudging, "ok" when his entire afterlife gets commandeered. 🤣

[@stevefowler1787]

This is golden as hell...what a funny scene...

[@educateme8455]

I'm gonna like your text...unconditionally.

[@tomashize]

He wants to break up after death. That's reasonable.

[@andrewroberts8139]

People are still going to be watching this piece of comedy genius in 50 years

[@CerebralBuckets]

Unless everyone starts talking like gen z

[@titusmccarthy]

@@CerebralBuckets ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMERS!!!

[@mikrobspen]

Cheryl is a hypocrite. She couldn't even keep her commitment in this life, & she is angry that Larry won't go for eternity.

[@lennykravitz4107]

Aloof Ness it's a great character, strongly based on Larry's ex wife

[@LusciousTwinkle]

Could you put up with fictional LD for all eternity??

[@howard5992]

OTOH, Larry was unfaithful too...

[@ArthurKwonLee]

It’s called being a woman. Lol

[@TheRedstonedeluxe]

I always find it hilarious how people take fictional characters so seriously, especially in a comedy.

[@microdon2]

Oh my f-ing GOD! That's the funniest bit I've ever seen. Larry is SUCH a genius. And Cheryl Hines is a brilliant foil for his insanity. LOVE Curb!!

[@curvyhippiepenguin]

Personally, I'm on Larry's side. After death, it is OVER!

[@jakep1979]

After death you should be allowed to date!! that's why they say "till death do us apart"

[@blite13]

marriage is another illusion given to us by our masters. We are not made to drive each other crazy for decades, there are many souls out there that we are compatible with, once again, we have been duped.

[@kcjones1759]

blite13 The whole concept is completely irrational.

[@deadlypotatoes]

You're single aren't you?

[@ItumelengS]

What you mean it's OVER, do you have a problem with that? What's the problem with eternity, finally we found each other and here you are over-ring things that are forever

[@Jim_L]

Had Larry's character been slightly smirking during this exchange, this scene wouldn't have worked. The fact that he plays it so serious, like he's really serious here, is what makes this so funny! 😆

[@larrybud]

I love how she's yelling at him, explaining he's so lucky to have found her!

[@KevinSimmons8888]

I love how Larry eventually concedes with a simple, "Okay."

[@TheIvasyl]

the last thing the thought before saying "Okay" was "she's giving me a good gif"

[@--....---]

he realized it's just words and they won't change how eternity looks like

[@BonnerDoemling]

Cheryl's voice is funny enough to make her serious scenes comedic

[@cqgator]

“yeah, that’s the idea”

[@choosinganame123]

I thought she said "how are your bowels coming along" at the start with that serious face lol!

[@MichaelPolios]

The essence of talking about nothing. I love the dispassionate "ok" at the end...as if he's just agreed to eternity haha

[@INoelNoelNoel]

i haven't watched a single episode. just the clips. this is some funny shit

[@Sokrabiades]

#metoo

[@koolaid7809]

Definitely worth watching episodes

[@MrPoutsesMple]

Eternity is too fcking long, woman !

[@epm1012]

To be fair, it is “As long as you both shall live.”

[@wolfganghendery8298]

That's so hilarious! Larry made a good point. You do vow until death do us part.

[@beanzy619]

his face when she says she can't take out the eternity part, priceless

[@stevemiller7949]

This is a new one for me. What a gem!!

[@michaelburke7742]

Only on this show does such honesty get someone in this much trouble. I wish I could see it played out the same way in real life. It would be endless entertainment.

[@canoai]

Yeah! and I wish I could be this honest with all my social interactions. It would be so much fun!

[@michaelburke7742]

Seriously I think all of our lives would be much better if this happened.

[@Tsumami__]

+Michael Burke no, it would be the same. You'd be just as alone as you are now.

[@michaelburke7742]

Maybe... just as alone but prob. more satisfied.

[@dpclerks09]

wtf are you talking about? that's the whole point of the show, to me. Larry gets in to so much trouble, is hated, thought of as an asshole, etc. BECAUSE he is completely and unapologetically honest, warts and all. works out exactly the same in real life, unless you happen to know the most enlightened, understanding, and forgiving people to have ever walked the earth.

[@VangeliRock]

One of my fav LD moments...seriously...ETERNITY? So funny.

[@steelcom5976]

What a brilliant show

[@Munrubenmuz]

The slow pan to Larry at Cheryl says 'do you have a problem with eternity' is comedy gold.

[@AlexColberg]

Come on, Larry, you could always get a divorce once you reach eternity. There must be lawyers in eternity.

[@jinhyun1]

+Alex Colberg Unfortunately, there're all over at the other place!

+Dan S. Not if you read the fine print.

[@nyeahsquidward5275]

i know this was 7 months ago but how on earth has this joke survived the years. lawyers are here to defend us?? helloooo.

[@truthtrekker]

Dan S. *All of the dead are inside for the Sun. So yeah.... There are plenty of lawyers inside of death already and eventually they will all be there. You might have trouble finding one though, since you will leave your eyeballs in the casket. Happy Maturity Danny Boy!!!*

[@Shlomoadamov]

"So I guess I just took it for granted" hahah, I really miss this kind of humor. Curb please come back soon

[@microdon2]

OH MY GOD - Larry is an F=ING GENIUS~!!!

[@GAZDAGP]

Apparently she won't see past his shortcomings for all 'eternity'

[@sherryda2018bb]

My husband's favorite Curb clip...

[@jaybouchard5997]

One of my favorite Larry David scenes

[@JabberCT]

Cheryl looks exceptionally HOT in this video.

[@baltimoreluke]

This is the most Larry David that Larry David ever Larry Davided.

[@LegacyandFierce]

I don't care. Cheryl is fucking gorgeous to me.

[@Kruppt808]

No one said anything about eternity, trying to slip something by me?

[@xeroxre6837]

You can't brow beat someone into sharing eternity with you

[@youchew88]

Cheryl can

[@stonem0013]

she literally just did lol

[@mrniceguy7168]

1:17 Cheryl’s reaction is gold

[@kashandracambria1306]

Who in the hell would want to be with the same person for an eternity. I don't even want to be with the same person in this life.

[@DeesonJame]

Who wouldn't want to be single for eternity?

[@MovieHound17]

I see so much george castanza is scary LOL!

[@niquangilyard6439]

He is based on Larry David

[@MovieHound17]

Oh I know...it was more of a compliment to jason alexander on being such a good actor he got his mannerisms down to a t.

[@niquangilyard6439]

I was not trying to be rude or anything so it's cool

[@johnchapman1132]

He has a very good point. Locked into a relationship until my atoms turn to ..quasars or whatever the fuck. I failed chemistry

[@Twisted777Planet]

"Can we take out the eternity part?", "No!", 3...2...1, "Ok" - Eternity sold.

[@RohitGupta14]

Best.Comedy.Series.Ever.

[@davidholzer4155]

Cheryl Hines is such a believable actress

[@TayNStu]

Karl pilkington said the exact same thing 😂 would love to see Larry And Karl have a conversation

[@SnowWalker1]

Oh definitely. I love me some Karl Pilkington as well. A conversation between them would be freaking hilarious.

[@mm201918]

brilliant writing

[@ZenShroud1]

"I though this was over at death." LMFAO

[@dwoodstwin]

This guy is genius 😆😆😆

[@mixer14316]

He had a different "plan". LOL!!! Funniest show EVER.

[@lucasboden]

Fellow gays, why do we want to get married again?

[@mrkrabappleson]

Todd Boden Straight guy here; I respected the gay movement decades ago when it said, "keep the government out of our bedroom". Now, the movement seems to have been co-opted by politicians who've changed the stance to, "get the government INTO our bedrooms"! Which doesn't make much sense to me. Anyway, I wish you gays all the best. We straights folks (especially men) are abandoning marriage since it's a fucking racket. The man always loses and the woman eventually takes all his stuff. I'll be very curious to see how gay people handle divorce though as gay marriage becomes more common. I think the government supports gay marriage now because straight people aren't doing it anymore. Lot's of money for the economy, lawyers, etc in the marriage/divorce business. Do you think gays are rushing to get married now that it's legal?

[@mrkrabappleson]

V. V. Malazan -">hetero couples has scenarios where the woman are egging their 'man' to enter confrontation in theater, to "fight for them after an insult." And similar primitive bias..." Yes that's true. Women rejected their traditional gender roles many decades ago but still seek to hold men to OUR traditional gender roles which is why marriage/divorce is so unfair for men. In fact, I would say nearly ALL male/female relationships are based on this double standard and are extremely unfair to men. It's a testament to how much men desire women that most men keep putting up with it but these days are coming to an end as men keep walking away from women for these reasons. ->"I can see the disappearance of gender roles being a healing factor of the marriage institution, unlike what the republican prescribed." Yea, the republicans generally push the traditional conservative model (trad-con) but that model is dead and gone. Those still clinging to it are living in a fantasy if you ask me. Many women are now seeking to resurrect this role because so many men are NOT marrying them and they miss their meal ticket and still want men to provide for them. ->"...with gay couples, they're free from gender roles, aren't they?" I'm not sure. I think it depends. It seems to me many gay couples mimic the male/female dynamic to some degree such as guys who are "tops" and take on the more dominant role in the relationship and guys who are "bottoms" being the more submissive but I'm not gay and I'm not an expert but I've known at least one gay couple that was just like that. It seems to me being gay automatically makes you a bit more free from gender roles from the start since you're not following the standard hetero dynamic anyway.

[@mrkrabappleson]

V. V. Malazan ->"There's nothing more frightening than when you're used to the privilege of masculinity and become stripped away from it." You mean the ILLUSION of "male privilege"?? Men have fewer rights, live shorter lives, work in more dangerous situations, have higher death rates, pay more taxes and receive far fewer benefits than women. Nothing in that is a "privilege". ->"It really is an man-made identity..." There is a tremendous amount of what makes up the genders that is biological, genetic in origin. It's certainly not all just a social construct. Our roles might be, but much of that is also based on biology too. In any case, we don't HAVE to adhere to traditional gender roles but we have to be honest about where they come from. ->"Guess what issue drove me out of my community? Yup. insecure people I was fighting for." I don't know what you mean by this at all. Can you please explain?

[@Tsumami__]

+mrkrabappleson your personal issues are so obvious.

[@joea1433]

Most of the stores are for women and their very specific wants, home making, fashion and appearance enhancement. Most of the TV shows are for women. AARP magazine reported that 70% of the wealth in the country is in the hands of women over 50. TV advertising and shows are based on the concept that men are complete idiots, basically hate speech in it's purest form. Women feel free to blab about their husband's/boyfriend's every word or action to their friends in a ridiculing manner. Many women communicate implicitly, which men cannot understand but are held responsible for anyway. Men understand that women are very different from men and make accommodation, however normal masculinity is "wrong" and needs to be fixed. They fall completely for men who are total assholes, like complete fools, have children, ruin the children's and their lives and then blame the world for it.

[@7sterling]

2.5 seconds to make a decisions about the next million years. He’s in a tight spot.

[@martinandersson2478]

He is so great. I thought I would be single again...

[@roshanjay7]

Jokes aside, if you’re in a marriage with someone who mentions your faults in their wedding vows etc, the concept of *eternity* can be - pretty..... pretty.... pretty.. pretty daunting. So forget about having to spend eternity with an individual and instead focus on *eternally serving the Principle of Love to the utmost.* Then you are doing right by them, and hopefully over the course of time they will do right by you. As difficult as some marriages can be, I can guarantee if you came into this life and found each other worthwhile enough to become eternally and exclusively committed to each other, your particular connection would be a strong one built up over a *very long* period of time (1). At times you might feel is this the right person for me because you are just not connecting, especially if they are tormenting you. But that is because either *one or both* of you haven’t taken the time to apply yourself to developing a deeply spiritual connection first and foremost. If you decide that is pointless and just go deeper into desire to satisfy your senses, or else give up on whoever you are exclusively committed to for whatever reason. Then you are doomed because you are getting further and further away from that ideal relationship in *Principle.* And you would have to waste time starting all over again instead of building on the connection you *already* have. However, it’s critically important to understand that earth is a mix of Love, Compassion, Joy, Harmony and sensual greed, hatred, ignorance. Which means ultimately, the only thing preventing hell on earth are those who follow their Spiritual Principles Righteously. This means earthly existence is not about finding the superficially *perfect* person and living the superficially *perfect* life. It’s about *serving* whichever Spiritual Principles you are *Lovingly* reborn into by finding a *good* person and living a *good* life. Then through developing that deeply spiritual connection you should be able to grow in the Wisdom needed to achieve your dreams. Then everything will fall into place as it should as your existences become conceptually *converged* through the strength of your Righteous Spiritual Principles.

[@jjackson4754]

Once again, Larry is 100% correct.

[@liamj2363]

Anyone who thinks eternal life is a positive thing hasn't thought about it.

[@shnoogums1]

idk i kinda wanna live forever

[@kennygerberich4985]

DeathtoRaiden1 Literally no negatives? That's a pretty strongly worded idea. There's a reasonable probability that there is going to be a difference of opinion 999 trillion years into it. Which, by the way, 999 trillion years is still smaller than 0.0000000000001% of how long you'll actually be alive...infinitely smaller, in fact. Inevitably a person will reach a point where you have learned everything and seen everything they possibly can, and then realize it was all a raindrop in a fucking limitless ocean. It seems a bit rash to think there are literally no negatives.

[@roberts3741]

DeathtoRaiden1 there's always that one guy who looks past the joke so he can get on a soapbox and tell the world that he's right and billions of others are wrong. I guess it was your turn. Since you bring up the subject, I'm guessing your belief in no afterlife means you don't believe in God - because people are scared of dying. In my opinion, that's a limited viewpoint and an extreme oversimplification. You're right, of course - people don't want to die. My mom died when she was 38 and I was in a panic when I turned that age. But there are so many things that you aren't accounting for. Like this compulsive need to be part of something bigger and to understand more. To inch closer and closer to discovering the meaning of everything. To not only find our purpose but to know where we came from, and why we're here at all. There may very well be an evolutionary need to fear death, but here is no need for human to possess the other traits. Those things don't preserve the species - in fact, they make our lives kind of miserable if you think about it. We're always reaching for something, trying to connect.

[@roberts3741]

DeathtoRaiden1 DeathtoRaiden1 Wrong. What made your comment different from the rest was that you stated that eternal life doesn't exist. The others simply weighed the pros and cons of such a thing. You did that, to be sure, but not before belittling anyone who thinks it's possible.("It's hilarious that you believe this shit"). Don't blame me for steering the conversation in that direction.

[@DeathtoRaiden1]

You're reading comprehension is even duller than your wit. Don't fucking talk to me again.

[@ReplayButtonMolester]

'Marriage according to Larry David' would be a bestselling book.

[@Vaibik]

One of the best!!!

[@gaguy1967]

she is one of the great straight men of comedy

[@AK-dr8we]

As usual... what Larry says makes sense. No one knows if there is an afterlife or what happens in it, or even if the concept of relationships exists there.

[@jedrzejku]

that's the joke

[@SharkAcademy]

But if there was, taking a chance and saying a vow is until eternity is a little impulsive. Eternity is a long time, and who knows what the after life holds

[@Ericwvb2]

@@SharkAcademy We all know. Visit a morgue to see what happens after you die, a cemetery to see years after you die and we can’t do it for an eternity but Egyptian mummies are really old.

[@makioeu]

i am giving you a good gift! .. Larry 's reaction hahahhaahah

[@dnabart]

This is hysterical🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperStevenHarper]

cheryl is such a drama queen. First of all she doesnt really love Larry David that much, she just married him for his money & she knows they will divorce in a few months anyways.

[@jaywunder13242]

She put in her years. Time to cash out.

[@tangobango9653]

Cheryl is so damn cute!!

[@RicardoTroutman]

ahhhhh Larry says it best! ha ha ha

[@ZukkoMusic]

One of the funniest curb moments

[@aroundandround]

The role Cheryl plays is so annoying yet funny.

[@romanticandperky]

I'm reminded here of two incidents: First, a club called 'Catch A Rising Star', NYC, 1976 (where Pat Benatar was discovered sometime later). I was in there one night when Larry David was attempting to do a stand up comedy act. Within a couple of minutes of his act, a woman starts to loudly heckle him; so he points at her and turns to the audience and says: "There I go again, folks; driving women to lesbianism." Second, a movie theatre in Washington, D.C. during the 80s', and I'm there watching Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin in 'All Of Me' (by Carl Reiner). The plot: Due to some cosmic accident, the soul of the Steve Martin character merges with a dead woman played by Lily Tomlin, and hijinks ensue. There's a funny scene in the bathroom, where the Steve Martin character has just taken a pee, and he looks up into the mirror, and in place of his own reflection, he sees the character played by Lily Tomlin, and she says: "How dare you say 'penis' to a dead woman." (smile).

[@SanDeezyBreezy61986]

And Larry wonders why she left him.

[@robg4074]

I bet that Larry was researching examples of what couples say in their vows and then picking them apart until he found something funny. This bit about eternity is “something” as Seinfeld would say.

[@pedrotherabbit2222]

“Do you have a problem with eternity?”

[@vvblues]

I guess Larry doesn't want to have to pay for everything in the afterlife.

[@karabinjr]

"Do you have a problem with eternity?" ;)

[@justinherbert9146]

Cheryl says "...may I always have the wisdom to look past your shortcomings..." notice how she looks down at Larry's crotch area

[@zmitch88]

I read that clip/moment as “I want to be single, in the afterlife”

[@Dramangar]

Love this show Lol

[@blobcity3591]

And yet she left him and took a ton of his money which she earned zero of

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

He could just say yes and then get to Heaven and break up. ^_^

[@bigadz0r]

Love how he dosent pull her up on the short comings line, it's the eternity

[@christopherrodriguez544]

2:05 His face.. Beautiful.

[@videos4mydad]

Yet it was Sheryl that asked for divorce. Go figure!

[@SurferMan127]

I don't care how upset she gets, he's right.

[@MoochoSawesomeo]

"Till death do us part"

[@IslandErLandThitt]

@maceman1111 'Til death do us part' literatlly means 'until death parts us', implying that, when one dies, the two are separated, and won't be together any more... So they should still be able to party up there :)

[@walidbahhur8132]

“This is continuing into the afterlife?”

[@doct0rnic]

You know he's really doing a favor to Cheryl, after a few interactions with after life Mocha Joe, Cheryl will understand

[@rotomotor]

making plans after death.

[@unknownfilmmaker777]

See, this show is supposed to be funny, but it's like this in real life. I can't get married because this is a real conversation.

[@craigdobbin3521]

TILL DEATH DO US PART.........................Larry is right

[@tomitstube]

larry could have said, "until death do us part, yadda yadda yaddda."

[@unionmade82]

Cheryl Hines is incredibly hot in this scene.

[@SandrineAnterrion]

Yeah; that's the idea!?....

[@thetrooper4999]

I always take Larry’s side, bros before all lol.

[@djo-dji6018]

Don't worry David, we'll all be single in the afterlife, one should rather worry about location (location location).

[@thinkpanzer6690]

He said ok but he will dump her in eternity

[@MsDelorean]

Well apparently eternity stops where Ted Danson begins

[@corioa]

Ha ha there is no marriage in the resurrection!!