Larry the Cable Guy's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Larry the Cable Guy does a PC version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

[@tacmco]

Tell it like it is Larry!!! Keep Christ in CHRISTmas. It IS MERRY CHRISTMAS and NOT merely happy holidays. Remember the reason for the season. Merry Christmas to all !!!!

[@paulricelli5520]

✝️✝️✝️There's no X in CHRISTmas. Pisses me off when they use X. Either atheist or just too damn lazy to spell it out.

[@Freakgrl04]

...and he laughed "Lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening!"

[@Normal1855]

So did I. Too funny.😂

[@Blazers04]

This is both funny and sad. It's funny because, well, it's funny. And it's sad because this is what is actually happening in the world.

[@rwboa22]

The blank stare on the kids faces....priceless.

[@connie40star]

How simple minded am I, when he said "Lady of the evening," I did not know what he ment, till he said ho, ho, ho,. LMFAO!!!!! He is too funny, I love him.

[@frankesposito2182]

YOU TELL EM' LARRY !!!

[@monikagydos8106]

amen Larry!!!! you are AWESOME!!!

[@landynaslinger2787]

Lady of the evening lady of the evening lady of the evening

[@pinheadlarry1019]

LADY OF THE EVENING LADY OF THE EVENING LADY OF THE EVENING, GREEN GIANT.

[@cierakitty]

Loved this, laughed out loud, spewed my beer, but worth it

[@gaddock3713]

merry christmas from texas where when we see a 12 point buck on the roof...we get the shotguns have deer for dinner

[@archnerd7]

XD "Holiday figure was so lively and quick, I knew in an instant it was.........holiday figure." Haha this is great!

[@Normal1855]

Lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening. I love that part.😂

[@17517319]

love it

[@Dragontamer135]

What in the world he can't say "Ho ho ho." No more 😂

[@ratherBEaREDNECK]

I love larry's rant at the end. looks like uncle jesse!

[@georgesglutenfreecomedy5141]

He killed!! I’m an “awful” lib and THAT is how you roast us. Lol

[@mchammar416]

those poor kids. they're probably like "what the hell?"

[@Normal1855]

The look on their faces was priceless.

[@guenterknop8273]

I post this every Xmas and watch it as often as I can.I love it !!!

[@pinheadlarry1019]

CHRISTMAS!!!!!

[@MrSanteeclaus]

Lady of the evening Lady of the evening Lady of the evening

[@joshwatts4100]

Larry ur awsome keep up the work

[@jaimeeiswriting]

I haven't laughed this long in so long

[@nothingnothing9674]

The reason why I liked this was because of the last part

[@bakersfieldmusicnow]

doooough so great!

[@jenniferpruitt6534]

these days you're free to read just about anything in the school library as long as it's not christian. screw what they think. you can say anything as long as it's not christian. the attacks on christianity needs to stop. God will deal with these fools. and you have a big amen here alienbeliever897!

[@jac70j]

hell ya you rock Larry woo

[@longliverocknroll5]

@MrAxisandallies there is some speculation as to whether he was even born on december 25th, some believe that his birthday was moved to co-iniside with the winter solstice

[@wendybaer20011]

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM KENTUCKY;)...

[@HarmoniaGrace]

Brilliant =D

[@Motorfordtoyota]

I want to see the Bejesus part!

[@joeywomer]

I saw the Warner Bros. Channel. GOD, I miss that station.

[@purplerosegoldheart]

lady of the evening! lady of the evening! lady of the evening! lol

[@kellyhicks2537]

This is way to funny

[@AnitaSchaerlaeken]

Merry Christmas :)

[@peridotangel83]

Kinda find this version more entertaining. XD

[@SpottedToadstools]

Well said

[@pawssavesanimals]

whoever disliked this video laughed so hard they pissed their wrangler drawers xD

[@dhippiefrog30]

awsome

[@dianehill3279]

Bring back those good old days when a person could speak his mind and was respected for it. With all this political correctness crap running amok, you feel like you should have duct tape over your mouth to prevent offending someone. Whatever are we coming to?!!!

[@Normal1855]

I say what I want. If someone gets offended, well that's just too bad.

[@BigIrishman16]

@stereosdaughtryfan29 - Yep... he's the biggest fan of Cornhusker football on the planet and owns a luxury box at the college stadium

[@Zerodea762]

Lol lady of the evening.

[@okhuntertravis]

lmao this is classic

[@calebdavis2379]

Marry chrismas from indiana

[@nickcorello6384]

your so funny and nice video

[@Christknight1991]

Sad but this is sooooo true

[@Jmonkey515]

so funny...but so true..

[@johnnyrage8631]

git r done merry christmas every one

[@trucker274]

GIT R DUN!!!!!!!!!

[@LiLi08pbgrl]

Lady of the Evening! ahahahahahahah

[@stereosdaughtryfan29]

omg this is soooooooo funny and @goldensassenach i didnt know larry the cable guy was canadian! :s

[@syberyenta]

"Now that's funny, I don't care where you're from."

[@yamahonkawazuki]

@AlienBeliever897 i hear you. and agree. if you gotta ban one, then ban em all. if you allow one, then fairly you gotta allow them all, or some may be ofended :(

[@stereosdaughtryfan29]

@ItzKy1e, i was just saying that it was funny and i saw one comment asking that larry the cable guy was canadian so i was just replying 2 that cuz i took that as he knew that he was a canadian

[@stereosdaughtryfan29]

@ItzKy1e i just checked on imdb and larry the cable guy is from nebraska not canada, my mistake

[@MrAxisandallies]

@longliverocknroll5 i know they say March to May was when he was born

[@iamthestig1]

That's so funny... 'What kinda commie crap is this?!'

[@Supercaye1]

Yeah! I agree! With Alienbeliever Jilbo and ejr. All I have to say, (and sorry if I OFFEND any of you suminoblitches) MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND GOD BLESS YOU!

[@infinite_sniping6245]

Lol so funny

[@sheriffdoodle]

GIT R DONE

[@sproy1]

Honestly, I'm not a big fan of Larry, but I LOVE his politically corrected-up fairy tales!

[@Piltocks]

and in came.... holiday figure hahahahah!!!!

[@TheEpicShortGuy592]

Merry chirstmas from nj

[@joshwilliams3441]

To me that 2nd to last part. For me is I sprung out of my bed and grabbed...wait for it my shot gun and went to go see who broke the hell in so I walked to the living room only to see a shot down Santa that was caused by me later dinner was deer

[@pyrofan420]

@AlienBeliever897 idk, i just seen the cover, kinda laughed then put it back lol

[@squrilleyboy]

Larry is absolutely right! Politcal corectness ruins great classics!

[@Mizfit100880]

@Angela Fraganeno amen

[@ghr1990]

sounds like sarcasm :)

[@nathanhall94]

@crazykens1 they were laughing so hard their eyes teared up and accidentally hit the dislike button

[@scarletvampires101]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[@mrtzjam]

@AlienBeliever897 That's not true. At my school library we have a section called sacred texts which consist The Torah, Qur'an, and the Bible, not just focusing on one sacred text. And they never say Happy Hanukkah or Merry Christmas. Instead they say "Happy Holidays" in order not to offend anybody because not everybody celebrates Christmas or Hanukkah.

[@hcmsrebels]

haha

[@jaxonruppel7108]

Was this in 2006

[@65coupestang]

what did alien beliver say i cant pull it up it says the comment no longer exits !?

[@pyrofan420]

@AlienBeliever897 this is random but since you're talkin' about books, my old highschool has a book about the KKK...

[@snowmantrains]

Git r done

[@Noblity54]

@crazykens1 I'm pretty sure the minority group did

[@Infinity161]

"What in the world, you can't even say Ho Ho Ho no more" - this was supposed to be a joke. And it was a good one. But in Australia a company who sends Santa Clauses to malls have instructed them to say "Ha Ha Ha" instead of Ho Ho Ho so they don't "offend someone." Fuckin' liberals make me sick.

[@dsettleascii]

is it git-r-done or git-er-done?please somone reply

[@corn9256]

@Tinyoak2 haha. i can go off coffee that is $19.99. :) hhahahahaaa. just kiddin obviously.

[@65coupestang]

a pc versionwth's that mean huh ?

[@megarocker36]

da hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@aj19bcx]

i thought that was a creative play on words and it seemed like a good place to use it since you said "conservative right-wing nuts." i know the liberals have done good things for us and sometimes liberal policies can work better but also sometimes conservative policies can work better. being liberal is only sometimes a better world view sometimes it is best to stick with what works and not try to change everything.

[@amycole3803]

Sorry for that comment my mom wants me to take that comment off but I can't delete this comment so if anybody looks at my post don't read it thank you and on Thursday have a happy thanksgiving and don't forget to think what you are thankful for on that very special holiday transition from the one and only HAILEY LYNN COLE the supper star

[@wyattahay]

@crazykens1 apparently the ones that think that CHRISTmas isn't a religious holiday and the ones trying to take CHRIST out of CHRISTmas... you take CHRIST out of CHRISTmas what have you got? just mas!!

[@Jilbo2001]

LMAOoooooooooo too funny. Amen Brotha.... I'm so sick of this political correctness crap. Here's an idea get some thicker skin and quit being such a wuss. : P Thanks Larry The Cable Guy and to you for posting this classic. : ) Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to one and all.

[@Davarino99]

I would also like to state that Im a left wing, non religious Canadian liberal.....

[@Reject_Modernity-qj4gl]

And now Santa needs a redo as he promotes "unhealthy living styles" 🙄😒

[@65coupestang]

alienbeliver*

[@HeavyMetalPootis]

I know a guy who can't decorate their yard because of only one Atheist who feels "offended" because of the others who express their belief not all are like that but to put things streight both groups have their fair share of douch bags

[@Normal1855]

I would decorate my yard anyway. He can move, if he's offended.

[@patriot3431]

They infringed on my freedom of religion and speech.

[@Lunadissea]

LMFAO WTF

[@jenniferpruitt6534]

i won't use such foul language, but i agree with most of what is said here. this is a sign of christ's return. plus, we are reaping the results of removing God from public life.

[@orangie84]

can I just ask you one question.. what if we do find that evidence and you have been wrong? now what do you do? maybe better safe than sorry.. yes? let me ask you this.. what harm would it do you to play it safe? Over you just saying god isn't real and run that risk maybe just maybe he does exist.. I don't care what you do either way.. it just seems a tiny bit illogical to not realize their is a possibility he may exist and take a chance you could be hurt by not believing if god does exist

[@ThomasElwood]

check out my video of TWAT the night before christmas

[@MrAxisandallies]

@ Dpower20 Jesus was born on christmas so it is christian

[@Dpower20]

Hmmm, so much hate on this video lol... also is not the concept of Santa a pretty non-denominational one? I know it refers to St. Nick but still, it has weak religious affiliations. Christmas is about love, joy and caring. Showing hatred to others is not in the Christmas spirit and is NOT Christian at all.

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

The fact that Woke people would actually love this...sad.

[@xBXRxAaron]

@Missy5464 Who created God then? If you think something needs a creator to be created then that must apply to god as well. That arguement is old and has been refuted and shouldn't even be brought up anymore.

[@RamenReignss]

I like this story better than the regular one. It’s less offensive and more kid friendly. Where do I get this version?

[@BigIrishman16]

10 people are way TOO politically correct!

[@williamanderson7294]

This is so apualing who would think of this bullshit me😁

[@Redneck17980]

Larry has to get with the time, the SJW's don't want Santa to be a he anymore.