LAST WISH But Only The Funny Parts

[@Th3Jez]

HOT MERCH AVAILABLE 👉 teespring.com/stores/jez

[@shadow_of_fun6339]

Another leJez video ❤

[@estebanr1v45]

6 hours ? O____________o

[@jsipple31]

Th3Jez opps bought 2

[@dev2935]

Soo... huh when's the last wish in a nutshell

[@Night_wave11]

Dangit I want the merch but I don’t have money 😭

[@SherbertSheep]

Datto's pillow talk is just him talking about how to optimally dps riven

[@gingerback1194]

LMAO

[@Otacon2099]

Datto and his girlfriend sitting in bed and hes sitting up explaining the various mechanics of the raid and shes either listening intently or is dead asleep.

[@sebdintini8251]

If you whisper "cluster rocket strat" he cums instantly

[@tonerc.8191]

She finishes him off and then he yells DPS DPS DPS and she panics and goes back to stroking.

[@southerndubster91]

Those Rare blue quality Sparrows... 😏

[@dcreased5465]

Not even kidding I cried when Datto said "She makes me happy", Optimal DPS finally paid off.

[@aidanmilb7]

This just made me so happy

[@Jukantos]

It does put that little glimmer of hope back in ye olde single gamer's heart on Valentines Day doesnt it? Then again i'm SUCH a toxic noob when leading raids, no girl will ever feel like she owes me a drink, let alone date me :D

[@zavala8785]

I dont know why but your profile photo makes it so much better😂😂

[@samuel57501]

The biggest foreshadowing ever! Now they are married and it's so nice! Watching this and hearing him say stuff like "getting a woman to like me" literally to meet his future wife just makes me tear up!

[@fishnutz5196]

The way Danielle askes to hang is just the start of so much

[@DattoDoesDestiny]

bout time

[@Mothboi02]

Datto any tips (on raid/ trying to get a girl to like me)

[@toometh1595]

Yos papi

[@SkitzzoTTV]

Thanks daddy

[@NickystixYT]

Dad o gg on the troll at the end

[@brandonfeeley514]

Datto when will we get the informative video "Datto does Danielle" so we can learn how to accomplish this masterful feat?

[@Filletss]

This video is just the story of how Datto got with Danielle disguised as a raid video.

[@citr1c]

Agreed

[@superlombax1561]

How I Met your Mother but it takes place in Destiny 2

[@immortalone6211]

My heart farted when he said “she makes me happy “ 🥺🥺

[@twohorsesinamancostume7606]

And they're married now. I actually had no idea how they met so that was very cool to see.

[@TheSummoningDark]

…and I’m TOTALLY here for it!

[@athroughzdude]

Jez, Matchmaker, Maker of Matches

[@fr0stxmach1ne21]

Kinda catchy

[@matthewmacdonald9986]

Jez should start merching that as well

[@Broken-cassettes]

I typed this then scrolled down and saw yours... My bad 😅

[@Jefstito]

Wouldn't it be: "Jez the Matchmaker, Matcher of all Makes"?

[@athroughzdude]

@@Jefstito No. The second part of the first title is what becomes the first part of the second title.

[@21firered]

Datto: I have never failed at anything, except for getting a women to love me Me: Literally Same

[@nothisiskas]

thats been proven false

[@21firered]

Eliana Gardner lmao

[@Termite1157]

But that's not a video game, *so that doesn't count.*

[@toastermkii7836]

I am a toaster so I never have to deal with this kind of stuff

[@construct8295]

and he was unimaginably wrong

[@colef2222]

Datto finding love through carrying people through a raid is kind of the most optimal thing ever.

[@applejuicejunkie316]

Optimal RPR: romance per raid.

[@z3vie]

when a last wish raid turns into how I met your mother the sequel

[@taichiarasoi776]

it was truly...datto's....last wish. YEEEEEEAAAAAH

[@josefzalusky7307]

I think you mean "How I Met Your Mother: The Meme."

[@dasbeak5618]

Datto got his last wish, a girlfriend 😱

[@tomm9067]

Well even dead ahamkaras can grant wishes

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

O, lover mine...

[@laoprxnce]

Datto what did you enter on the wish wall?

[@Jukantos]

I need to find myself an Ahamkara, LOL

[@harryolo1]

So that's what 15th wish was for.

[@slyolddogg]

Not gonna lie doing this raid at 8 months pregnant was probably the hardest thing I've ever done

[@Mothboi02]

slyolddogg congrats (hopefully doesn’t sound nosey and rude) do you know the gender? ;-;

[@slyolddogg]

Oryxgaming101 I had a girl in the middle of November ❤️

[@iamchuchu9467]

@@slyolddogg Still did better then Jez 😂

[@Mothboi02]

slyolddogg ay congrats (if it’s the 17th we have the same birthday) ;w;

[@slyolddogg]

it was the 19th! Close!

[@dredgenyeeet4343]

The Holy Destiny Trinity: Hunter Jez, the Memelord, Lord of All Memes Warlock Byf, the Loremaster, Master of All Lore Titan Datto, the Playerguide, Guide of All Players

[@criticalfailure6464]

Those sound like Dark Souls bosses.

[@Muffin-hk9hx]

Demigod cammycake: cammy of all cakes

[@awesomeprussia5763]

This should be a T-Shirt

[@chasslez]

The real Vanguard right here

[@necromancerz2240]

Esoterickk, the Lonerlord, Lord of all Loners

[@MoogleBread]

Spend a whole day to carry someone through a Raid for a girlfriend? Shit, that's a good deal

[@Termite1157]

*Sign me right the fuck up*

[@calebmills8809]

Was going to like comment but there are 69 likes. I'm sorry.

[@awesome7067]

Wife lol

[@rodrigoramos2583]

Jez broke datto’s only curse. Being single. 2 gud

[@littlebiglsteele4158]

rodrigo ramos optimalbois purpose

[@persuasiveargumentation7221]

Only curse? 24:02 Sorry not sorry

[@rodrigoramos2583]

Persuasive Argumentation press F to pay respects

[@stiflash]

Guardian : Jez Title : Cursebreaker

[@H4HHiveDio]

@@persuasiveargumentation7221 of course you're not, plus that's not a curse, "that" was some unfortunate BS.

[@tatsu8886]

"Shockingly enough, that's 83% accurate" God dammit, Daddo. Quotable for days.

[@mrfrasersir9624]

“I never fail except for getting a woman to love me”- Datto *2 weeks later a woman loves him* GG

[@RegularCody]

Wait *WHAT*

[@burnbibiall4521]

he acquired a female?????

[@FranoG10]

"Optimal DPS"

[@little_error295]

Mr Fraser Sir wait NANI when how what her name

[@meerkatmatrix]

11:38

[@partialsweat230]

Danielle- makes the first move on datto and shyly asks to hangout l. Jezz- makes it a double date Datto/Danielle- hit it off and date Jezz- gigga chad wing man Jezz/Danielle/datto- best friends/ datto turns into jezzs dad Datto/Danielle- get married Jezz- well I’m coming to live with you for 3 months. What I’m hearing is destiny 2 is really just the friends we make along the way.

[@zaktaylor910]

New dlc arrives JEZ = gotta find the most relevant content The last dlc’s raid

[@curiositykills1213]

i feel like to many people have overlooked "more like Maddo" and in my personal opinion that is pure gold

[@recupp2536]

Curiosity Kills extremely underrated comment

[@dootdootington386]

Wow Jez the Wingman, Wingman of all men.

[@hollowknight4630]

Doot Dootington you mean wing of all men it would make the most sense

[@batch_2731]

@@hollowknight4630 THIS! 😂

[@ChellSky]

@Jack Gillespie it'd be maner of all wings acutaly :joy:

[@riptide123hd9]

Doot Dootington more like he’s the wingman men of all wings

[@mattpkc34xx]

11:18 the moment that lead to an engagement, congrats datto and danielle

[@KoverKingz]

"I never fail, unless its getting a woman to love me" Well....he never fails now Edit: 500 likes for the 500 people invited to Dattos wedding

[@dootdootington386]

Well, he failed at failing to get a woman to love him.

[@Max-vt6ib]

@tim tincan you have to read a bit better😊

[@simplynic6213]

tim tincan See that thing slowly drifting a mile above your head? That’s the joke...

[@firebomb3088]

How about the when he couldn’t complete last wish in 24 hours

[@nopinappleshere8861]

When you think you make an original joke but someone else already made it.

[@uninvitedguest8723]

I'm legit so happy for datto, he's really needed a girl in his life and Danielle is just, perfect! Enjoyed the video nonetheless because it's a Jez video it's always a great video no matter what but that Datto announcement just made it

[@GamerZBgIloveDiamonds]

except when its not a great video... then its amazing video.

[@tlspencer442]

The audible frustration in datto’s voice is priceless

[@komtom964]

Bill Stevens facts

[@CarlosAugusto-rv6op]

@@komtom964 dont care about your feelings

[@Leb149]

I'm not kidding when I say this but I was thinking when datto was explaining the riven part Hmm Danielle and datto... Seems like they could be good friends Then she says she'll be there on Sunday. Jez says him and Amy will be there too. Then the datto clip This has got to be the most coincidental thought I've ever had

[@aidanknotts6986]

This is what daddos raid guides should’ve been

[@Sòl_2716]

“I never fail except for getting a woman to love me”- Datto 2 years later he's married to a person he met in this video

[@perrycarters3113]

Danielle took that as a personal challenge.

[@magnatix8677]

Okay, sooo to get things right: Datto and Danielle are Dating now each other. Datto is your Dad, Jez. If Datto and Danielle would be together forever, would that make Danielle to your „Mother“? And also would her Baby be then your Step-Brother? Is this then the Optimal-Family?

[@abstraksone]

I Magnatix I no it’s the optimal damage family

[@veikage]

@@abstraksone no its OptiFam

[@giganixon6994]

To have optimal dps yes

[@TheKobool]

Datto: "I have never failed at anything i have ever done, except getting a woman to love me" Danelle: This is my chance !

[@bigdog5058]

Wait danielle and datto are a thing, EPIC

[@taro9921]

DankTitan I never knew that’s how they met!

[@zageri]

That guy who plays games where are the time stamps? I’m missing everytging

[@taro9921]

Zageri just watch the whole video mate

[@Jaumcd]

Finally datto has found the D

[@ayo4345]

DankTitan that was crazy very epic

[@spiritbug869]

Surprise twist J3Z carries datto to getting a girl CX

[@trololopez2437]

Jez' datto wingman, wingman of all dattos

[@Nightmare-pp7hv]

Datto carries jez in destiny jez carries in social life😂😂😂

[@ccmusic2249]

Jez now has a new title: Jez the date finder, finder of all dates. How, you ask? Jez sets up raid with Datto. Datto-liking lady joins in raid clear. Lady and Datto meet and begin dating. Logic checks out. 👍

[@ccmusic2249]

@@camburger8263 I thought about that, but that's a little presumptuous. Nobody wants to jinx Datto. This is too big for him ;)

[@TheFablekid]

Optimal

[@NjLegionIc3dTea]

God it’s so good to know I’m not the only one terrifying my raid newbies with the “DPS THE HEART” bit lol

[@lordhircine1358]

I’m so proud of Dad. Datto deserves everything!

[@monarch3335]

"I have never failed at anything except for getting a woman to love me" -Datto, 2018. This quote is and has always been my life. Forever. Minus the "I have never failed at anything" part.

[@glopinusshlopinbopin2311]

“I don’t fail, except getting a woman to love me”. Datto 2018(continues to get a woman to love him)...

[@liamtennyson6126]

And is now marring said woman

[@jordanheglin6137]

Datto: "The only thing I've ever failed is in getting a woman to love me." [two weeks later is dating a woman] Me: "Yeah, Boiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!"

[@TimTamTom]

Next week's video: Dating With Datto

[@JRMARTS]

Gotta hit the crit spot during pleasure phase.

[@anactualveteran3663]

Justin Y. Except for art lmao

[@ignacioeduardoandradepache9648]

Past Datto sounds so cheerful and happy helping you, unlike present day Datto being all "oh, ye, we raiding with Jez, it's time to suffer"

[@liFE-gt6or]

Jez gets carried and raid loot and datto gets a girlfriend I’d say this raid was a win win for both sides

[@workislife5817]

Life sucks lol

[@serinahighcomasi2248]

Th3jez, Riven slayer, slayer of all Rivens.

[@Composureman]

Man, kinda crazy coming back to this in 2023. The journey that these people have gone on from this point. Magical.

[@jokercub1283]

No meme in title? Let’s fix that *LAST MEME*

[@Abyssdweller824]

This is funny but also so sad...

[@HeavyWeather225]

No *MEME WISH*

[@curiositykills1213]

Alexa this is so sad

[@hellstone115]

6:44 “Jez I have never failed at ANYTHING I have EVER done except for getting a women to love me” FUNNIEST PART OF THE VIDEO

[@marygoround1292]

And now he is married to Danielle

[@mobius1082]

I am really happy for Datto and Danielle! I hope everything works out for them!

[@marygoround1292]

Good news!

[@Fasulovonfire]

Man. Knowing they got married is insanely cool after watching this video. Talk about Raid loot

[@hunterthomas1057]

they call me Jez the jizer, jizer of all jez

[@JRMARTS]

Noped the fuck out

[@dudemunch87]

Coming back to this video after 4 years, it's so funny how 2018 Jez interacting with Datto seems wildly muted compared to 2020 and beyond Jez interacting with Datto. Nowadays they are always on about each other's peens and buttholes. 😂

[@NotAverageAfro]

Datto's story gives me hope. You never really know when a relationship is going to come along and surprise you. Deffo lifted my spirits

[@matthewmacdonald9986]

To be honest it was great it took so long so we could have that Datto has a GF segment

[@quinnandrews4457]

Jez heard Datto say that the only thing he failed at was getting a woman to love him and Jez was like "hhhhhhhhHHHHHHHmmmmmmm🤔🤔🤔"

[@sujo8880]

I like to come back to this video sometimes just to watch the beginning of Datto and Danielle's love story

[@wv11989]

Just realised how invested i am in dattos love life i havent watched much datto but when i do it always revolves around his love life lol

[@astickofmercury]

Th3Jez booty foreshadower, foreshadower of all the booties.

[@niko6389]

Dang that low key skyrim music in the background is dope, and you thought we wouldn't notice 4:35

[@wn8295]

*3 months later* scourge of the past raid here we come

[@paulgerard4222]

Only positive vibes in this video and the comment section. Really nice to see this. Happy for Datto!

[@jakel6096]

Coming back in 2024 to refresh the Datto and Danielle lore

[@minesimusic1447]

“Luckily... that was 83% accurate”- Approximated Dato...

[@johngraham6770]

I keep coming back to this video every once in a while because the Datto and Danielle story is just *that wholesome*

[@Krowno_]

This Video: the most awaited video on your channel so far. Finally, it didn't break on you. This video is amazing! Worth the wait. Love ya Jez :)

[@jorbog]

I come back and watch this video every time I need a happy boost because hearing Datto say "she makes me really happy" just does something to me.

[@EdibleClown]

I love that this was the start that led to Mr. Travel 💘💯

[@ZPM7]

11:41 Datto talking to chat about Danielle has big 'divorced dad telling the kids about his new girlfriend' vibes

[@lukeduncan5486]

Does Riven make people date?

[@hollowknight4630]

Luke Duncan it was his wish

[@liquid9353]

Riven is the date

[@neilpatel9296]

If that’s the case, I’ll need to get a raid team together.

[@Handles-Suck-YouTube]

I mean she brought Shaxx to Mara Sov, sooo...

[@fakeblue8985]

@@Handles-Suck-KZbin *the helmet stayed on*

[@islathesper7406]

That feeling of immense pride when two people find each other over your stupidity and memeiness

[@jarjoneslmk414]

Monatone complainy guy plz

[@110000116699]

Well I guess datto has never failed anything now

[@VermontJones]

Wow. I was not prepared for one of my fav. personalities having a part in one of my fav. surprise twists of 2018. I need to sit down.

[@Gewani]

And to think 3 years ago is when they hate a first date and look at them now. So wholesome to look back at

[@Ya_Boy_Borko]

Jez the killer of ahamkaras, ahamkaras of all killers

[@briananderson3608]

Watching this three years later, you did good datto. You did good. (I’m not crying, you are!)

[@Hausolino]

Datto found a girl? WTF congrats

[@Crixskitakana]

I was about to make this post myself. Congrats to Datto, and Thanks to Jez the matchmaker, maker of all matches.

[@timothywillox8564]

*Shaxx voice* “YESSSSSSSS”

[@DefinedAwesome]

And now they're engaged ❤️

[@TheProfesionalMexican]

coming here again jus because 11:50 and now they’re married. man how time flies

[@qualityshloimy]

Datto and Danielle lore disguised as a jez raid video. Genius!! Honestly this whole thing gave me the warm fuzzies:)

[@zenfilles396]

11:04 the start of TrJatto Industries

[@GnuFrontiers]

Hahahaha, Datto and Danielle is now Canon, that is fantastic!

[@teamvelvet6474]

I wish that i had enough money to buy the “titan slayer,slayer of all titans” shirt

[@MrJakedudebro]

7:16 When you withhold information from Datto

[@phdflipper6297]

Dang you just missed it by one season

[@batch_2731]

Hell, I've never done it either. 😂

[@TheNexan_]

No meme, the whole story of Mr and Mrs. Trv makes me cry

[@artisticthief23]

16:26 THEY’RE ENGAGED NOW 😭

[@evancostley1594]

“i never fail at anything ever in my life except getting a woman to love me.” gets woman to love him like a boss 🙌🏻

[@BEAR-rd8pe]

This video never gets old 😂😂😂

[@spencerannis3138]

Watching this video like it’s 4yrs ago, I honestly was so happy for Datto

[@julianjohnson9743]

Hey Jez boy loved the streams lately like usual but I can tell I’m gonna love the video. Jez the memeiest lord of all.

[@RegrettableDeed]

As a new fan coming back in time, SEEING the moment that brought Mrs and Mr TRV together is so effing wholesome ❤

[@IAMRS3GAMING]

Danielle shooting her shot and succeeding 🎯🎯

[@kronos157]

coming back 2 years later and dattos engaged. how things change. (also gratz and good luck datto)

[@neox7630]

Oof titan slayer merch I already broke fam

[@smart7927]

It’s so funny how everything fell into place so well. Datto says he sucks at getting girls (a joke I assume) Danielle asks him out pretty much. And boom a few weeks later he is now going out with her. This is the content that I precisely subscribed for on Jez’s channel.

[@Cozy_Wolf]

Thank you for this video Jez, I had a bad day and this really made my day

[@MrHyjac]

@Th3Jez I just wanted to say thank you for being you. I’ve been going through a bit of a break up sort of and you’ve actually been really helping me, Seriously. Your humor and personality is dulling the pain immensely so thank you so much keep being you, you don’t know how many people you could be helping have a better day which could bring them back from the abyss with your personality/humor. So once again thank you so much man hope you’re having a good day and you get to see Amy soon.

[@sophiaarchive3105]

Why are you such a snacc

[@TheEmerald-pv4gn]

Nice photo my man

[@philipvargas2605]

YES! DAD IS MY HERO! And JeZ is an Angel getting them together like that.

[@jtbonilla7745]

Congrats to jez for completing the last wish, wish of all last's and congrats to Datto for getting a date

[@hippo3543]

Jez the wingman, winger of all men

[@110000116699]

Jez the wingman man of all wings

[@CruentusMessor]

Big yay for Datto and Danielle being super happy together!