'He's very uncluttered in his mind'. Probably the nicest way I've heard yet to call someone an idiot.
@georgegeef84437 жыл бұрын
"It could be a compliment, or a SAVAGE insult" - John Oliver.
@robertjarman37037 жыл бұрын
Korandon Your brain is very easy to understand.
@Ethan-yk3hi7 жыл бұрын
His mind is unfettered by the chains of logic and truth.
@michellete85457 жыл бұрын
Ethan Malloy lol!!!
@rat61437 жыл бұрын
Jared is a jew
@creamcitysista19702 жыл бұрын
Gilbert Godfried doing Kushner's voice still funny after all these years. RIP Gilbert.
@samwindmill82642 жыл бұрын
Damn, I totally forgot he died.
@CTM9012 жыл бұрын
Rip!
@rocksnrolls2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P
@code-namejohnny2 жыл бұрын
I came back just to hear that bit again. Woke up this morning thinking and laughing to myself about it. Still frickin' hilarious! Rest in power, Gilbert!
@kellietaylor99132 жыл бұрын
Right...rip.. Gottfried
@mrknockknock17 жыл бұрын
"The apple does not fall far from the orange" - John Oliver, LWT 2017.
@hodaka10005 жыл бұрын
The turds don't fall far from the asshole.
@TheLeathlobhair5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that one was a got'em
@theycallmenugget80885 жыл бұрын
Should’ve been my senior quote
@janameehan1605 жыл бұрын
At least
@dirrdevil3 жыл бұрын
It's a good joke, but it's so odd to hear the audience laugh so much. Trump is a monster, but most liberals seem to be upset that he is loud and ugly. His opinions aren't that far off from most American "centrist" politicians, just more plain. They're all prejudiced corporate cucks. People should laugh more at his terrible views and policies, instead of dying over orange and tiny hand jokes.
@halliewong2 жыл бұрын
"I see Jared as the Alexander Hamilton of the new administration... He's a 3 times listener, 0.5% talker." Sir, Alexander Hamilton famously *WOULD NOT SHUT THE HELL UP.* Jared is _not_ Alexander Hamilton.
@NotoriousLightning2 жыл бұрын
Neither Bannon nor Hamilton, but preferable to both?
@tobiasmogensen88206 ай бұрын
Did they even see the musical? It was well established that the man didn't know when to shut up and be quiet.
@julieutley66155 жыл бұрын
Mr. Oliver, I have PTSD, (post traumatic stress disorder) from doing my part to reduce hostility, war, and protect our country. So there is always a question of sleep. Your monologues are so good. Thought provoking yet with excellent delivery, inflection, timing and imagery, is just so hilarious as to allow me to giggle like a little girl and that helps me sleep. Excellent professional work. Thank you! Love your style, sir!
@danielrezende33435 жыл бұрын
You should try cannabis , it has been proven to work on people with PTSD
@julieutley66155 жыл бұрын
@@danielrezende3343 why thank you, AmaZe, I am in a state where it is allowed and it does help.
@kimokla38745 жыл бұрын
YES me too yet we need to stop the puppet king
@julieutley66155 жыл бұрын
@@kimokla3874 totally. This...person...is using a lot of Soviet style actions and words to divide and weaken us.
@lucasbarrett28315 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service!
@laughable66504 жыл бұрын
“The apple does not fall far from there orange” is the first funny “Trump is orange” joke I’ve heard in a while.
@nathanaelwaters25094 жыл бұрын
Other than that reddit comment about New Zealands wierd citrus man that is there voting maskot and some one replied "well you have a wierd citrus man as a president"
@hugolatorre10374 жыл бұрын
orange sphincter on bill maher's is a pretty funny bit
@shaunarledge18394 жыл бұрын
Bryce, unfortunately it does. But its still really f'd up. And an insult to fruits. The family is a disgrace. They've enriched themselves while in office and no one seems to be paying attention. And I hate to say, what if it were Obama. Anyway, thanks for the laugh .stay strong and God bless.
@linwatson70504 жыл бұрын
Bryce this is one time we love the mixed metaphor 😅
@ryanalbers54854 жыл бұрын
In light of the covid response that Jared was in charge of (specifically getting testing kits and distributing ventilators at the beginning), this has certainly aged well.
@TsukiNaito17 жыл бұрын
Gee, I hadn't realized Jared was actually our president. It's like Trump gave him all the jobs he didn't think sounded fun... which was just about all of them.
@leavingitblank93637 жыл бұрын
Exactly. We all thought he was going to make Pence run the country. Instead, he turned the Presidency over to Jared.
@weaknessofflesh7 жыл бұрын
Kushner.......backed by George Soros by 250 mill
@Iamtheyamyam7 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining Jared about to get in that truck Trump was photographed in but before Jared could get in it, Trump pushed him out the way shouting: "No Jared! I wanna go in the truck! I'm the President!" Like a five year old.
@unerevuese7 жыл бұрын
I mean if he was going to do EVERYTHING. Why didn't he run for president...lol?
@Masaru_kun7 жыл бұрын
he did beg kasich to run as his vp and take over foreign AND domestic policy
@huntermooney1433 жыл бұрын
For any fellas dating someone right now, just remember that meeting the father is awkward, but at least he isn't making you repair the middle east.
@linkthehero84313 жыл бұрын
👾👾👾👾👾 👾👾👾👾👾 👾👾👾👾👾 🛡️ l 🛡️ 🛡️ 🚀 Best Space Invaders art I could do with the emoji limitations.
@melissawarner65282 жыл бұрын
My youngest is my daughter when my son's were 5yrs old and 20mths old there baby sister was 5mths old I told both of my son's "you 2 are allowed to date when you're 16yrs old" I pointed to THERE sister in her high chair and I said "you NEVER" my oldest asked me "why isn't ren allowed to date boys when she's older mommy?" I said "well look at her you boys are going to have your hands full at school especially you Austin you're sister is going to be drop dead gorgeous" my sons are now 19 and 15 there baby sister is now 14 if I don't like girls near my son's why would I like boys showing up at my doorstep wanting to date my daughter and if Trump had it his way he'd be dating his daughter
@zb34952 жыл бұрын
Also, he isn’t on National television talking about how he wants to bone his kid.
@d-rgk24772 жыл бұрын
You don’t know that for sure
@beedee95342 жыл бұрын
MSNBC knows that the Democrats are going to loose the Mid Terms and wont tell us The Donkey ass Orange Blob will walk free and he will run in 24 we are cooked no sense in watch the News any more after Mar 1st 2022
@S0RGEx7 жыл бұрын
"The apple doesn't fall far from the orange" Genius.
@stickopter22387 жыл бұрын
Ryan Sorge so fucking good
@DickyHertz7 жыл бұрын
That was a great laugh line but don't forget what it followed: "When it comes to lying about easily observable facts, the apple doesn't fall far from the orange." Unfortunately, the Trumps are so comfortable lying about easily observable facts that half of the people in America no longer care whether something is true or false.
@Informatic17 жыл бұрын
+Pranav Paul imagine if people didn't respond to jokes with false equivalencies
@DickyHertz7 жыл бұрын
I think the term "false equivalency" is a little beyond his grade level.
@ksb21127 жыл бұрын
Obama wasn't green.
@caribman104 жыл бұрын
Ivanka here illustrates the difference between an "answer" and a "response".
@MH-nc5jd4 жыл бұрын
And that just makes everything sadder now doesn't it....
@HMSkillBuilders4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@Souledex4 жыл бұрын
Do not go to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
@MrHistory2694 жыл бұрын
@@Souledex is that a LOTR reference or is it from the hobbit
@Souledex4 жыл бұрын
@@MrHistory269 heck if I remember, it may have been in both. I know it was in the Hobbit movies but it may have been in the LOTR books and not in their movie or the hobbit book
@ibtheartist7 жыл бұрын
"You colossal fucking creep!" John Oliver , I'm using that.
@MohammedAli-vr2gc7 жыл бұрын
ibtheartist so...trump is the colossal titan confirm?
@LuisRodriguez-qy5xw7 жыл бұрын
ibtheartist wow build that wall makes so much sense now🤔
@Snow-sx5ev7 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Ali imagine that! that would be terrifying
@MohammedAli-vr2gc7 жыл бұрын
kitty cat I'm not sleeping tonight....
@chantelsieh39093 ай бұрын
@@MohammedAli-vr2gc WTF are you saying?
@carolinamurtha31023 жыл бұрын
Just a reminder: Jared accomplished exactly ZERO percent of what he was tasked to do, to the surprise of no one with common sense.
@TheNinthGeneration13 жыл бұрын
@Sonic Phil there is still a lot of conflict happening there, Saudi is bombing Yemen and Turkey is still killing Kurdish civilians
@TheNinthGeneration13 жыл бұрын
@Sonic Phil they said they would bring peace to the Middle East, usually that means they’ll bring peace to the entire Middle East by ending wars not 4 countries who weren’t at war with each other remaining at peace
@for1school3 жыл бұрын
@@TheNinthGeneration1 definitely, but to be fair it's not 0% (1% mabye but something non zero)
@TheNinthGeneration13 жыл бұрын
@@for1school yeah, he didn’t have much of an effect
@elrisitas19273 жыл бұрын
@William Jefferson Colin With dictatorships , these deals mean nothing !
@sunflowertm46417 жыл бұрын
"the apple doesn't fall far from the orange" 😂
@sunflowertm46417 жыл бұрын
"I see him as the Alexander Hamilton-" talk less-
@drjosephfarah7 жыл бұрын
spam, go away. your account has been reported.
@sunflowertm46417 жыл бұрын
the fuck-
@rgreer377 жыл бұрын
ċһıʟԀısһ ɞяıѧňѧ ™ Seth Myers
@rgreer377 жыл бұрын
Seth myers
@Heating567 жыл бұрын
Ivanka's ability to give a speech and simultaneously say nothing is comparable to my ability to get an A on a paper that i bullshitted my way through completely
@Gestersmek6 жыл бұрын
Skipping Stones I'm kinda disappointed I didn't use that as my senior quote.
@claudetteholloway47366 жыл бұрын
Third_Eye_of_The_Slav What would you expect??? She's a Scorpio, for chrissakes...
@edwardtheenigma6 жыл бұрын
What’s does her being a Scorpio have anything to do with it? Horoscopes and signs mean absolute nothing. Much like Ivanka speeches, they sound good and can apply to anyone. Just enough information to seem like it’s giving you something, but in reality she’s saying nothing of substance. Designed to not hurt anyone’s feeling keeping it pc for all you sheeple out there, while saying absolutely nothing.
@CaptWarChief6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I'm doing that right now
@jackteo67086 жыл бұрын
Third_Eye_of_The_Sla
@libraryofalexander7967 жыл бұрын
Let's face it, the reason people want to believe she's a better person than her father is that she's good-looking. It's a universal human failing to confuse beauty (such as it is) with other virtues.
@rohe40777 жыл бұрын
Library of Alexander I'm completely in agreement. But, being someone who likes decent human beings, I actually, and truthfully, find her appearance, repulsive. I don't even find her attractive because of who she is as a person.
@julietkatakanya55247 жыл бұрын
Library of Alexander I don't see her beauty one mans meat is another man posion
@TheCanihavaname7 жыл бұрын
Library of Alexander Yeah dude Bernie was mad THICC that's the only reason we like him
@richardsimpson91027 жыл бұрын
Most people are a better person than Trump, so you could well be insulting Ivanka. At least she hasn't indicated in interest in incest (like Daddy did).
@jspres867 жыл бұрын
Library of Alexander see I don't even think she's that good looking. She's way too skinny. I like some curves on my girls! Ivanka looks more like a weasel than a human being.
@BinturongGirl3 жыл бұрын
Kushner is the guy that somehow gets all the credit for the group project, even though his entire contribution was setting up the WhatsApp group on day one.
@kanika_j3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@larrymurrell87423 жыл бұрын
Does she look like a Afghan hound to anyone but me.
@bambieyedgirl78463 жыл бұрын
@@larrymurrell8742 Now I can't unsee that, LOL!!!
@johnylalrina14513 жыл бұрын
Lol this is funny 🤣
@troy50942 жыл бұрын
I think it should be: Trump sets up this project group called the Middle East and Kushner who does all the work screws it all up.
@1080TJ7 жыл бұрын
tbh I get Ivanka and Melania confused half the time. And the way Donald talks about Ivanka isn't doing anything to help that.
@oops2626867 жыл бұрын
TJ Hastie same here
@kmbassett72227 жыл бұрын
It also doesn't help that Melania is young enough to be his daughter.
@finalbossoftheinternet63607 жыл бұрын
To be honest, Trump gets Ivanka and Melania confused all the time. He seems to think Ivanka is the First Lady, just because she's the one the lives in DC and sleeps with him.
@naniii79407 жыл бұрын
TJ Hastie Like him wanting to have sex with her? Totally normal.
@tobiasboon3467 жыл бұрын
No need to be confuse, they're both his wives.
@DanielVerberne5 жыл бұрын
“What’s your favourite colour?” “Hitler” Love that moment, you rock, Mr Oliver (and your writers and researchers)
@obsolete185 жыл бұрын
Daniel Verberne every time I see this episode I still lmao at that
@thomasrawls45554 жыл бұрын
You sick fuck.
@no_name44854 жыл бұрын
Hitler is a color he went nicely on his bunkers wall (lol) Edit: for employers and colleges just a joke
@thekub324 жыл бұрын
@@no_name4485 You are allowed to joke about Hitler. I don't think any employer would mind.
@MartinFinnerup4 жыл бұрын
@@thekub32 The thing is, it's not always obvious to everyone what is a joke and what isn't. Especially if you are a public figure, as the sensationalistic media will find any excuse to accuse you of all sorts of stuff, such as supporting Hitler and his views.
@Hope-Film7 жыл бұрын
"The apple doesn't fall far from The Orange" -John Oliver 2017
@hawkeye59557 жыл бұрын
@Amal KHALIFA: The Orange juices itself just thinking about tasting that applesauce.
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
BLASSUSHJALAF!!!!
@HermunthrudaWaldheim3 жыл бұрын
From time to time I have to rewatch all the episodes. John Oliver has helped me to endure up to now. God bless him and his Crew!
@sele123eri7 жыл бұрын
"the apple doesn't fall far from the orange " had me choking
@physionaseer39827 жыл бұрын
sele123eri of Hmh has Hi m blpfbg. P
@sele123eri7 жыл бұрын
did you write that while choking ?
@jaakimaanura-faelohimishma8017 жыл бұрын
vegan vegan vegan vegan vegan vegan VEGAN!,, detach maan bugs in the meat
@VIDEOSTUDIOS4 жыл бұрын
“A Kohl’s mannequin who read a book once” feels particularly apt, given his strategy for the Middle East was to read a couple of books about the Israel-Palestine conflict and then not even invite anyone from Palestine to participate in the negotiations.
@kathypiazza72284 жыл бұрын
Just because an agreement between UAE & now BARAIN with ISREAL Trump thinks Trump should get the Nobel or as he spells it Noble - lets see if this actually does anything. Palestine is still not playing along, why should they they’re getting nothing.
@LawOfNonContradiction3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the PA leadership was invited. But they boycotted, and threatened anyone that went with prosecution
@elrisitas19273 жыл бұрын
@@LawOfNonContradiction Jared peace deals were with families that no-one elected and they will be erased soon when these cruel regimes are toppled
@marthashartzer66693 жыл бұрын
Guess Trump practiced before excluding the Afghanistan government and Afghan Army from the agreements with the Taliban and USA.
@aamnahere6250 Жыл бұрын
@@LawOfNonContradiction The PA leadership have been the deliberate and methodical consequence of Oslo so that Israel can have its puppets doing the torture and subjugation of Palestinians in the West Bank. Even Israelis admit to that so this is no secret. Not to mention, when were these PA leaders elected by Palestinians democratically? Imagine forcing corrupt puppets on an oppressed people with no military, no air force, no navy or significant way to defend themselves and asking why don't they act decently? They acted exactly the way Israel wanted them to act.
@mJC46987 жыл бұрын
well Jared did do something his dad always wanted but never could... Ivanka
@b.ashley92227 жыл бұрын
M Clarke You sure about that? We don't know what goes on behind closed doors.
@jimsolo57397 жыл бұрын
M Clarke: Donald took Ivanka's V-card.
@Greenmachine3057 жыл бұрын
Gonna agree with you guys. Trump is a sleaze.
@yrasphong7 жыл бұрын
M Clarke u got me dying laughing bro😂😅😅😂😅😅
@vaidehiraghavan7 жыл бұрын
Oh really? Why do you think Trump has given Jared lot of responsibilities? So creepy can have her. Whole family is a shit show.
@ctdieselnut2 жыл бұрын
These two are the embodiment of the phrase, 'unburdened by genius.'
@BorksmithandTheBeef7 жыл бұрын
I don't know why when John dismisses things with "cool" it makes me crack up.
@mellennia97 жыл бұрын
Vaunt D'ananas Its because its john oliver.😂
@marianjones83586 ай бұрын
or "Dope." 🤣🤣🤣
@LomoPlateAldo4 жыл бұрын
I do "the kushner" every day. People think that I am smart just because I don´t speak much. Most of the time I am just thinking of old Simpsons episodes and nodding with the head.
@saranghae28083 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 thanks for your honesty!
@fan97753 жыл бұрын
Just like that Simpson episode.
@misslongfellow89883 жыл бұрын
You’re also hot. Good on ya.
@davidfuentes99573 жыл бұрын
Did you just describe me?
@Elrond_Hubbard_13 жыл бұрын
I know you can read _my_ mind, boy Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do DOO do do do
@williamridgesr.60687 жыл бұрын
Please keep Jared's hands away from the Veterans Administration. It took me too long to get my benefits, and I don't want anyone that has no idea what being a veteran is like changing policies in it.
@shoutarouhirashima43927 жыл бұрын
I just want to stop by and say thank you for your service and it's damn shame benefits you deserve are so hard to maintain.
@woolfulrebellion7 жыл бұрын
William Ridge Sr. Thank you for your service sir.
@Bakedbakedoyster177 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service but it is Obama to blame
@williamridgesr.60687 жыл бұрын
Spicy Crabs Obama didn't do a perfect job, no president is perfect, but trump is a Narcissist moron with no class at all. The only thing trump wanted to be president was to go in the history book to feed his ego. He's trying to tear down everything Obama did to make him feel he's better than Obama, but it's not ever going to happen. Obama has class, trump is just crass. Obama never went around grabbing females by their pussy. You can by pro Republican, but are you willing to except an Orange Turd in the Punchbowl in the White House rather than admit you elected a Narcissist moron mad Manboy. If that's true, you are as bad as trump himself. I am not pro Republican or pro Democrat, I'm Anti Stupid.
@ookamitsk81047 жыл бұрын
I feel you there brother, I've been fighting for a year and a half now to get my benefits, I don't need this uphill struggle to get harder because they put someone in charge who has no idea what they are doing.
@alaylaburkhart59403 жыл бұрын
Jared's dad tried to Lifetime himself a revenge scheme against his brother before going to jail on tax evasion. This family is truly a work of art.
@selliott70433 жыл бұрын
@alailya burkhead Yea, Hironymous Bosch springs to mind!
@murphychurch82513 жыл бұрын
@s elliott 👏 I've always been fascinated by the fact how weirdly modern Hieronymus Bosch's work looks. 😂😂
@melissawarner65282 жыл бұрын
Yeah a bleeding Picasso comes to mind
@Frank-x1g Жыл бұрын
Only the best people.
@jdas58427 жыл бұрын
"The apple does not fall far from the orange." 😂😂😂
@T-Rx7 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said that!
@StevePlegge7 жыл бұрын
"The ass doesn't fall far from the hole." - driftglass
@jamesadair70857 жыл бұрын
That one was one of the best lines that i've heard in a long time.
@GreenDragon117 жыл бұрын
James Adair I concur!!
@alexcuellar4847 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Sam-lq7qi7 жыл бұрын
"The apple does not fall far from the orange." XD
@mrgodofmischief7 жыл бұрын
the best joke xD
@ivy73127 жыл бұрын
Нора Степанова do you know how to speak Svenska? you said "och och' that translates to "and and" lmfao google translate
@joeblack44367 жыл бұрын
He could have gone "peach does not fall far from the orange", but that would be almost as creepy as the things Trump says in relation to her.
@andslove887 жыл бұрын
put that on a t shirt
@quantumbubbles21067 жыл бұрын
+Sam Senzek ROFLMAO - utterly epic!!!
@krombopulos_michael7 жыл бұрын
Why does anyone think Ivanka and Jared are like the "good guys" in the white house? Is it entirely based on them being pretty?
@donutchan81147 жыл бұрын
Krombopulos Michael At this point I think it's just the bar being set very low. like six feet under.
@nandoginkaku76107 жыл бұрын
Krombopulos Michael i think it's the fact that they don't say the first thing on their mind like trump does. i may be wrong and you be completely right or so on
@TheLineCutter7 жыл бұрын
Krombopulos Michael yes. and they give you the impression that they are thinking. even though they probably are not. but thats better than Donald of whom we can be sure he isn't. well, he may be thinking about sex with his daughter ... (what a creep)
@nakenmil7 жыл бұрын
It's funny really, Trump's voters hate traditional politicians with a passion so they voted for a man who speaks his (irrational, frequently meandering) mind, but then everyone is super-happy when two people who follow the classic politician's playbook get back on the scene.
@justincastillogayray7 жыл бұрын
They don't follow the political playbook exactly. They play the Trump playbook but with a greater skilled appearance of dexterity.
@Ryan-on5on2 жыл бұрын
Jared could quite literally be the most privileged man alive today. Just think of all the advantages and perks that fell into his lap by virtue of a fortunate birth: 1: Brough up in a world of stupendous wealth and luxury as the intended heir apparent of his father's multibillion dollar New York real estate firm; 2: Gained admission into America's top Ivy League institution as a result of his family's generous donation to the school ; 3: Made manager of billion dollar real estate portfolios even before being handed his Harvard degree; 4: Inexplicably married into a similar Manhattan real estate dynasty destined for great political fortune; 5: Entrusted by his president father-in-law with executive duties he hadn't even the most minimum professional experience or qualifications to carry out; 6: Became beneficiary of his affinal family's enrichment at American taxpayer's expense during Trump's one (God-willing!) term in office. I know unbridled nepotism runs high in the world of plutocrats, but this level of hereditary privilege is tacky by even the standards of British royalty!
@swervo4415 Жыл бұрын
Extremely well said!
@jackwenn_9693 Жыл бұрын
word
@jackwenn_9693 Жыл бұрын
@@swervo4415word
@chantelsieh39093 ай бұрын
Yikes, I wouldnt want to be around the negativity, the dysfunction and costant self involved Trumps all of them sickos! They are the worst of the worst! Greedy pigs all of them!
@VintageRS7 жыл бұрын
"the apple doesn't fall far from the orange" lol
@jb-sh2bk7 жыл бұрын
that's was great
@karenferguson79267 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahahahahah....that's my first laugh of the day. OH...thank you. You're funny. Oh...Oliver is funny....but thx anyway.
@willows61147 жыл бұрын
Raven Stanton 😂😂😂
@smol_chilli_pepper7 жыл бұрын
I choked on my water when he said that
@kristashafer930987 жыл бұрын
1210Nique I learned pretty fast to NEVER try to eat or drink anything while watching John Oliver!
@dennischallinor84974 жыл бұрын
Old Scottish Proverb: "It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." Any chance that might be the case here???
@lilRadRidinHood4 жыл бұрын
And just about every country will claim that the phrase originated there. I've heard it's varied (debatable) source more often any other to be Samuel Clemmens, a.k.a. Mark Twain.
@gordonlever33694 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Lincoln...
@jumatron20604 жыл бұрын
I've heard that said in Yemen, Egypt and Jordan
@nacsincanada4 жыл бұрын
Doubt it
@salkin434 жыл бұрын
Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses
@Pos6087 жыл бұрын
John oliver's web exclusive videos are the best thing that has ever happened. Ever.
@strangebird59743 жыл бұрын
I return to this video every now and again to hear Jared's voice.
@schattentaenzerin3 жыл бұрын
You're not alone. Though I was severely disappointed when I first heard him speak in the news. John really got my hopes up. I still prefer this version
@iAnasazi7 жыл бұрын
"But you need good, strong hands". What...this...I can't even...he's his own parody!
@bendamasta7 жыл бұрын
Anasazi lmao he actually said that, how insecure can you be about holding a piece of plastic. South Park aren't gonna joke about the president next season because real life is already a parody
@heartdragon23867 жыл бұрын
Anasazi and he said that while struggling to hold it up. XD
@Sonichero1517 жыл бұрын
Anasazi does that mean The Rockbiter is a valid candidate for president?
@checkmate67327 жыл бұрын
Карина Герасимова, move! -_-
@bloodstoneore46307 жыл бұрын
is the virus in english?
@fandomguy80255 жыл бұрын
Man Ivanka is the QUEEN of non-answers. "What do you and your father disagree on?" Ivanka: "My father agrees with me on so many issues and on those we don't he knows where I stand". Thanks. That had zero informational content whatsoever. It was junk food in word form.
@3Rayfire5 жыл бұрын
Sir, Junk Food is at least filling and delicious. That was a cheap stale plain rice cake in word form.
@Positivectrl4 жыл бұрын
same as description of Jared, empty but sooo well served
@hrh49614 жыл бұрын
Her most valued position: America's Official Dumb Blonde Joke.
@enigmaPL4 жыл бұрын
@Fandom guy Would still smash.
@jp44314 жыл бұрын
She'll make a great politician
@cesararias21654 жыл бұрын
This show could be played again today and NOTHING would need to be changed.
@KittenUndercover3 жыл бұрын
Not true - she and Kushy turned out to be a lot worse than we originally thought.
@cesararias21653 жыл бұрын
Very true!
@darianbear54003 жыл бұрын
Didn’t they bring peace to the Middle East though?
@alexg94873 жыл бұрын
No new wars in last 4 years and peace in middle east😂i heard the crowd laugh, sooo actually this video Aged “well”
@KittenUndercover3 жыл бұрын
@@alexg9487 Lol..peace in the Middle East? No sweetie..that didn't happen.
@wendygreidanus8391 Жыл бұрын
It's 2023 as I write this, 5 years after this commentary was published. With hindsight, we now know that there isn't a single human being who could ever have been a moderating influence on Trump, including Ivanka. It's amazing how accurate John Oliver's assessments of Trump et al. have been when you take a look back.
@haianhbuithi72647 жыл бұрын
After this video the question of Jared's voice literally kept me awake.
@thats-too-salty5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWG2gWOKbtOGb6M
@TheRedRaccoonDog5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't have a voice. He only produces incomprehensible demonic screams when he opens his mouth.
@dcharles36667 жыл бұрын
President Obama went to Harvard and was President of the Harvard Law Review. However, his father-in-law questioned President Obama's education, can anyone believe the audacity? No knows how Jared even got there but Mr. Trump was ready to praise the fact that Jared went to Harvard.
@hthumbs40727 жыл бұрын
D Charles Well Obama went to Occidental and then Harvard Law School
@frankpopper21767 жыл бұрын
With Columbia in between.
@dcharles36667 жыл бұрын
You're right, and None of his off-spring learned the behavior. Thanks
@dcharles36667 жыл бұрын
You're right and None of his off-spring learned the behavior. Thanks
@darwincity7 жыл бұрын
Hey, he thinks Gorka is a genius, and said Gorka probably does not have a Masters and got a PhD in abnormally simplistic conditions...
@aprilmazae48117 жыл бұрын
"what's your favorite color?" "HITLER" I died laughing.
@eleanorcrews7187 жыл бұрын
xD
@troycummings7097 жыл бұрын
You are gassing that joke up
@113dmg97 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I did find myself laugh out loud on that comment.
@Loudgroaningjpeg7 жыл бұрын
David Harrison Are you actually serious with that comment? good lord dont trust melissa mccarthy on everything
@JennyLane86667 жыл бұрын
smell that?.... it's sarcasm
@ctdieselnut2 жыл бұрын
The list of things jared was tasked with was so broad and complex with so many totally different and unrelated objectives, that the best job ANY person could do is hire teams of experts assigned to each individually. His oversight of these teams would be intermittent and divided to the point of being spread so thin, you might as well eliminate him considering how little he could do with each. It's like trying to work 15 full time jobs simultaneously, and by end of the day, the only thing you accomplished was driving to each place's parking lot, turning around and leaving. Lol
@Guizambaldi Жыл бұрын
Yeah. And although it is clearly impossible for any human, including Nobel Prize winners with Elon Musk levels of effort and multitasking abilities, it is still very characteristic of Trump to think it is easy to solve anything. I think he truly believes everything is easy because to him it was.
@jakeklutts8643 ай бұрын
And then he didn’t even do that 😅
@logang_tadi12327 жыл бұрын
The apple does not fall far from the orange I'm dead😂😂😂
@jesperjee7 жыл бұрын
Nothing Ivanka says sound real and honest.
@anthonyl61857 жыл бұрын
same with hillary
@jesperjee7 жыл бұрын
Lasted Fern Same with cheese. See? I too can make totally unrelated claims.
@tafferchuck13497 жыл бұрын
...Unrelated with a hint of sexism
@anthonyl61857 жыл бұрын
wait, cheese cant even speak. your claim truly is unrelated, while my claim compares 2 figures that (supposedly) are politically influencial
@360.Tapestry7 жыл бұрын
what the fuck is "influecial"? you must've gotten the red, squiggly underline, so what the fuck?
@mystaminacantakethis6 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of it has to do with the tone she talks in. It fools people into thinking that the things she says are incredibly thought out and profound
@g06795 жыл бұрын
Moni Pampeloni Profoundly superficial.
@jacquelinezimmerman385 жыл бұрын
See, and I immediately think "bullshit artist" whenever I hear her speak.
@AbsentWithoutLeaving5 жыл бұрын
She sounds like a badly programmed bot on anti-psychotics.
@thehellyousay5 жыл бұрын
A good whore learns to speak soothingly, and neutrally so as to not anger the client, thus jeopardising both payment and physical health, and, indeed, bolstering his self-confidence, ensuring payment plus gratuity. And more sweaty old grunting man on top of her on a regular basis, at least til he bought Melania...
@eddiaz933 жыл бұрын
"Imagine anyone other than Donald Trump was President... Nice right?" 2021 person here. Can confirm. It's very comfortable.
@chunkachocolat46117 жыл бұрын
"I was going to say sex..." My vomit just threw up even more vomit.
@alfalafelstine15367 жыл бұрын
I cringed so much that I compressed into a black hole.
@pibblypob80677 жыл бұрын
Never realized that Trump made that comment until now. What in the actual fuck?!?!
@natalied18447 жыл бұрын
At what time in the clip was that shown
@usarice87267 жыл бұрын
Wow Jonathan, great moves, moves keep it up proud of you
@whatsthatsupposedtomean31047 жыл бұрын
Oh great shit spams
@solomonshv7 жыл бұрын
when donald said he had "sex" in common with his daugher, i took off my headphones and went to take a shot of tequila. i wasn't there or related to them and even i felt awkward as fuck
@ragnar977 жыл бұрын
How does he know she likes sex as much as him? Do they talk about who they fuck and how much they enjoyed it while having dinner? Does that mean she'll divorce her husband to marry a younger one in a couple years? Does she go around grabbing guys by their dicks?SO MANY QUESTIONS!
@littleblueclovers7 жыл бұрын
slomoshv I had to pause it and practically mute the video just to get through it.
@MeganFebles7 жыл бұрын
slomoshv this made me laugh so hard
@Meocross7 жыл бұрын
Grab em by the Dussy!
@Tyler-yz5sd7 жыл бұрын
"Sex" Fucking cringe Pause video, scroll to comments
@emmatfink4 жыл бұрын
Jared Kushner looks like the exact type of guy that would lead a group during the purge.
@malena50264 жыл бұрын
Both of them look like the killer couple in the first purge movie
@scottysnintendoreviews35103 жыл бұрын
Wait why does it hit different what happened
@Neilleeds3 жыл бұрын
They wouldn’t last 5 seconds in a purge .
@tonybill5553 жыл бұрын
Hey Pretty how are you doing? I pray this message gets to you in a perfect state...
@carolw85792 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah.... wicked alien 👽 type
@kathylansford21423 жыл бұрын
I love this guy, John Oliver, he has a sense of humor and makes me laugh.
@tonybill5553 жыл бұрын
Hey Pretty how are you doing? I pray this message gets to you in a perfect state....
@kathylansford21423 жыл бұрын
@@tonybill555 I am doing well.
@tonybill5553 жыл бұрын
Okay
@tonybill5553 жыл бұрын
I'm happy to hear that from you right now
@tonybill5553 жыл бұрын
I really want to know you better and be close to you if you don't mind.
@captainzero14 жыл бұрын
“The Apple doesn’t fall very far from the Orange” is easily one of the funniest things ever said.
@phoenixkitty86097 жыл бұрын
Ivanka--- Word jumbles Jared---- Keep quiet and let the other person keep guessing
@infinitysalinity79817 жыл бұрын
Complicit 😉
@vihaze67256 жыл бұрын
In further news, Machiavelli has risen from the dead to sue Ivanka for plagiarism.
@Hyndergogen96 жыл бұрын
Vi Haze She has an obvious get out if he dies suddenly, he's old af.
@whatthequestion.46006 жыл бұрын
😆
@brendencosta73616 жыл бұрын
Dangggg give this mf a scholarship
@jamesslick98796 жыл бұрын
Best comment on this video... I lost it IMMEDIATELY. well done.
@micheleandhenrycasavant3866 жыл бұрын
🤣👏👍
@dhanvi7683 жыл бұрын
“ he found the only possible wrong answer to that question. What’s your favourite colour? - Hitler” Deddd🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@oganotluibov7 жыл бұрын
This is phenomenal work! I want to see and applaud the whole team--the smart and clever people who did the research, wrote the jokes, and give us insightful commentary! May be I am wrong, but this (any) show is the work of a team of people, and if so I want to give them credit.
@ElFonzieG137 жыл бұрын
Watch the show on HBO so you can read the credits you pleb.
@AFish22977 жыл бұрын
No, you're not wrong. John Oliver often mentions how much work his whole team does to achieve the quality they have on each episode that is aired.
@esprit15d7 жыл бұрын
This is the segment he should submit for Emmy consideration next year.
@CollinMcLean7 жыл бұрын
My cat, my dog, my spider, and this rock don't speak and only listen... Does that make them intelligent?
@Scrubjay4577 жыл бұрын
I don't know about your cat, dog, and/or spider, but that rock sound pretty intelligent.
@rat61437 жыл бұрын
jewish spider must be awesome
@bananatube60047 жыл бұрын
Damn John Oliver, back at it again with the raw truth
@mahmoods21343 жыл бұрын
“Every dark thought humanity has ever had, inhabiting the long-dead corpse of a Civil War-era plantation owner...” “I don’t doubt that there were a hundred people in a basement somewhere money-balling the ROI...” My two favorite jokes from this segment
@Whatevsman277 жыл бұрын
Petition to refer to Jared Kushner exclusively as "The Kush"
@DarkArtsGaming7 жыл бұрын
I'll sign my name
@daniataleb94657 жыл бұрын
I'm signing it
@disappointed27647 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Garner signed
@AreaZero1007 жыл бұрын
420 blaze it!
@m00n29117 жыл бұрын
Random Vids Guy ss
@katgreen21087 жыл бұрын
He's the Alexander Hamilton of the Trump Presidency???? More like Aaron Burr. *TALK LESS, SMILE MORE, DON'T LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AGAINST OR WHAT YOU'RE FOR*
@LovelyIKnowx7 жыл бұрын
Kat Green Literally about to say that... I was so confused when the guy compared him to Hamilton in that he doesn't talk a lot. Like...???
@katgreen21087 жыл бұрын
LovelyIKnowx like this is the dude who was supposed to write a fraction of 25 papers and ended up writing 51 like wtf you mean he doesn't talk much!
@thanatos617 жыл бұрын
Kat Green writing does not equal talking but he did talk a lot
@StephanieRoestel7 жыл бұрын
Kat Green THATS WHAT IM SAYING!! Jared is NOT Hamilton! If anything, he's Burr.
@ab-zd3ue7 жыл бұрын
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@kaufmanru4 жыл бұрын
It's remarkable just HOW on the mark John Oliver was about Ivanka & Jared. Their continued occupation of jobs in the While House may be even scarier than Oliver surmised three years ago! This episode has, sadly, weathered well.
@zachdancy58284 жыл бұрын
Dead on Right!!! These 2 have turned out to be Shitbags, like their family...
@WhiteDoveSam4 жыл бұрын
@@zachdancy5828 What a shock, eh! 🙄
@michael01564 жыл бұрын
The election of Donald Trump as President came from a deep loathing of the state of politics in 2016. I worked for the Obama campaign in 2012, reluctantly. I fell for the lessor of two evils game our politicians play every election year. I fell for it once... never again. Our system has become increasingly corrupt and unresponsive to citizen concerns since Reagan's election. Democratic administrations have been the worst, with the agendas of both the Clinton and Obama administrations being more radically Republican than Reagan. Out of that frustration was born the makings of a situation where I not only was not going to support Clinton for president in 2016, I voted for Donald Trump. My reasoning? I KNEW Clinton would be a terribly corrupt President, continuing the dismantling of our country's foundations and our Constitution, all while making decisions motivated by speaking circuit profits rather than public service. She demonstrated this after resigning as SOS. Before she finally declared her candidacy she pocketed nearly $25 million in speaking fees. This included over $1 million from 3 Canadian companies who wanted the Keystone pipeline put in. Clinton was our very first #PrePaidPrez, pre-paid president. Presidents, since Reagan, have made hundreds of millions from grateful wealthy people running corporations (here and around the world). Reagan infamously facilitated the dumping of Japanese steel in the USA, and was rewarded when he was paid for speaking in Japan. Paid for by Japanese steel front groups, for one speech Reagan was paid $2 million. We didn't need another known corrupt politician to replace the thoroughly corrupt Obama, now making tens of millions through the speaking circuit... the way our elected officials cash in on the favors they do for wealthy people while in office. So Ruth, your blind support of Oliver is sadly misplaced and based on ignorance, probably willing, of the entire political situation we are in. Try to get the whole picture through journalists... not MSNBC, not a comedian with an agenda, not CNN... Journalists and political activists, knowledgeable and honest and competent... Shane Smith, Glenn Greenwald, Mary Holland, Brooksley Born, Steve Kroft, Leslie Stahl, Sharyl Atkisson, Edward Snowden, Julian Assange (who should be pardoned before President Trump leaves office), John Stone, Jake Crosby, Robert Kennedy jr, Andrew Wakefield, Tucker Carlson (Yes, a Fox news correspondent who reports like a journalist) and soooo many others if you take the time to look. As always, For the protection of children, In the interests of truth and science, Michael Polidori
@Mijiraa4 жыл бұрын
@@michael0156 I'm sorry you feel that way. But even the most corrupt Democrat wouldn't have done the damage to your country and the world that Donald Trump and his Republicans did.
@michael01564 жыл бұрын
@@Mijiraa Let's have a conversation. Please list the top three things that President Trump did that you say damaged the USA or the world. If you are European I can tell you some things he didn't do... 1. Trump didn't add to the flood of refugees heading to Europe from the Middle East - BBC article on EU refugee crisis in 2015 - archive.li/3zXYO 2. President Trump didn't cause the EU to pay Turkey to keep refugees in their country. (numerous stories available - here's one - Foreign Affairs Magazine - 2015 Syrian Refugees added to the 4 million in Turkey, arriving since 2011 - archive.li/UIPoH 3. President Trump didn't cause the EU to fund a Libyan Coast Guard who cooperates with Europe to return all African refugees to Libya, where they are subjected to imprisonment, slavery, rape, torture or death. 2019 Washington Times story on EU funding Libyan militias and Coast Guard to stop and/or return refugees to Libya, where human traffickers take over - archive.li/HpqnQ 4. Turkey's President Erdogan has recently opened the flood gates of refugees to the EU as a result of the EU threatening sanctions over Turkey's actions in Syria. Who is responsible for the majority of refugee crises coming from the Middle East since before 2011? within the Middle East there are over 26 million displaced people, living in their country or neighboring countries. Over 5 million have tried to reach Europe, and have been stopped, by the EU... erecting, through a variety of expenditures, barriers to reaching Europe as effective as any wall being proposed by President Trump on the Mexican border. But these barriers have come at a cost in human suffering that will never be fully measured... only guessed at. Who is responsible? That would be President Obama, Vice-president O'Biden, and Secretary of State Hilary Clinton and their hawkish policies which deliberately disrupted dozens of nations in the Middle East, sending over 5,000,000 refugees and counting trying to reach Europe. What has President Trump accomplished in the Middle East? No new wars - And this - Dozens of stories are available on the internet about this - Here's one - Three nations sign peace accords with Israel, 5 more planning to follow - archive.li/mkpW3 Let's see how long it takes O'Biden to screw this up and start new wars in the Middle East or elsewhere. This is just the tip of the iceberg of good things that President Trump has accomplished and a short listing of the very bad things a Nobel Peace Prize President did to destroy the lives of many millions of families in the Middle East, while waging incessant increasing wars throughout his presidency. As Always, For the protection of children, In the interests of truth and science, Michael Polidori I'm breathlessly waiting for the three most terrible things that President Trump did to the world and the USA. By the way, this corona virus crisis thing? Search for Executive Order 13295 to see how President Obama's modification to that order in 2014 caused our current fraudulent lock-downs. Other nations, like the Netherlands, also had their quarantinable diseases listings changed to add SARS or SARS-like respiratory illnesses. The European Doctors Alliance (actually ended up being a worldwide Doctors and health professionals Alliance) is calling for the removal of SARS from the disease lists and an end to the lock-downs. They have the support of over 100,000 medical professionals, researchers and activists worldwide... intelligent enough to recognize that although the virus exists, our governments' controlling actions are inexcusably unjustifiable and destroying our economies, livelihoods and lives of families and friends. As Always
@charlesklass42093 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, the more innocent time of april 2017. Roughly 1,397 years ago...fuck, this is so insane, everything predicted in the 2017 videos, aside from covid, came true
@marlynbadza58427 жыл бұрын
why does it look like America has a royal family. you guys are screwed
@ramius46897 жыл бұрын
True. But if we're screwed it means you're screwed too, wherever you happen to be. My personal apologies.
@yoyomanga37217 жыл бұрын
Marko Ramius how's that he'll be screwed wherever he is?
@ramius46897 жыл бұрын
We could randomly attack his country based on false intelligence for one.
@justinthompson63647 жыл бұрын
America is a powerful country. That means if we fuck up, we fuck up big.
@irenemadrid33797 жыл бұрын
Opposite of a royal family..
@123sammyali7 жыл бұрын
Their nannies did a good job at raising Ivanka Trump. They must be so proud.
@rxjnnigafan1237 жыл бұрын
123sammyali their Mexican nanny....this is why America needs Mexicans
@rxjnnigafan1237 жыл бұрын
123sammyali who cares if it's True..... it's America..... if I "feel" she is Mexican then it's true....cuz that's how facts work here😂😂
@NEVER--MIND4 жыл бұрын
She can still give Daddy a hellofa lap dance!
@michaelknapp89615 жыл бұрын
Apparently the smartest guy in Kushner s high school didn’t get into Harvard but a below par student like Jared did! It pays to have s rich daddy.
@247shaky4 жыл бұрын
Michael Knapp That sure devalued a Harvard education.
@moow9504 жыл бұрын
A criminal daddy
@HowToChangeName2 жыл бұрын
Maybe Harvard is the lowest expectation in entire school, that or he paid his entry fee
@michaelknapp89612 жыл бұрын
@@HowToChangeName it was his daddy. Daddy Kushner paid a shit load of money to get Jared in. It’s true.
@kk05113 жыл бұрын
2:00 Audience reaction to his responsibilities is hilarious
@nicholasmwangangi62577 жыл бұрын
At this rate the only person in the White house we'll trust is the Gardener
@sonnykennison32497 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Walker actually the gardener is Satan, with Trump in the White House he retired and is useing that job to pass the time
@garfreeek7 жыл бұрын
omg xD
@justincastillogayray7 жыл бұрын
I highly suggest you #followthehandles on Twitter. @shadowingtrump @angrywhstaffer Rogue WH Snr Advisor @RogueSNRadvisor @whitehouseleaky P.S. Find article on dailykos for @whitehouseleaky's first tweets from January
@linkeffect827 жыл бұрын
Who will be replaced in a few months time by a supermodel... probably.
@MisterSmith6847 жыл бұрын
Jared is the gardener too
@domdawn947 жыл бұрын
I have never understood why Ivanka is seen as moderate, I have never seen proof of this.
@Bondockable7 жыл бұрын
because people are idiots. How else could someone like drumpf get in the white house?
@Bondockable7 жыл бұрын
prime example....when has fox ever insisted you not take their word for it and look it up your self. Brainwashed
@indominuswrex94657 жыл бұрын
Balsha Bulajic oh look guys, real life troll!
@DTFauxClassic7 жыл бұрын
Balsha Bulajic - How comes people like you can never come back with responses and rebuttals relevant to the original question? It's always, "Mainstream" this, and "Brainwash" that, and some kind of insult. But I guess that's all one has when they can't properly defend something.
@8518520931142085137 жыл бұрын
I have never understood why people think that somehow her being moderate is a good thing. Like, I don't understand this perception that there are two political extremes, and so clearly the correct answer must be in the middle.
@billyneville85797 жыл бұрын
Oliver just keeps getting better! This was GOLD😂
@Strummerfication7 жыл бұрын
Billy Neville I
@BeerElf663 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but Jared Kushner has really cold eyes, as if he's assessing people for a good match with wine when he cooks them.
@CatskillOne7 жыл бұрын
"Why should we hire you?" Me: I'm not Steve Bannon.
@WritersBlocked137 жыл бұрын
DH Shawon Me: if Betsy DeVos is qualified to run the Education Department, I'm qualified to do this.
@ropcnsaha70807 жыл бұрын
, Morticai Andthemortys
@ropcnsaha70807 жыл бұрын
+Morticai Andthemortys Z
@flyingsnake37377 жыл бұрын
Should i say this on my next job interview ?
@zap-ns1lu7 жыл бұрын
Also to put on your college acceptance letter XD
@anonmouse63377 жыл бұрын
The fact that everyone projects positive traits onto them, shows how biased we are towards attractive people. You can bet people wouldn't automatically view them 'poised' and 'intelligent' if they looked like Donald Jr.
@sbaromski7 жыл бұрын
Annie Brown you are absolutely correct, and all caps guy, go the fuck home, you're drunk.
@Ammuze117 жыл бұрын
@Annie Brown To be fair, Stephen Hawking is a very respected and beloved person whom, no offense to him, doesn't really look like America's Next Top Model. So, yeah. A lot of times, a good looking person is seen as someone who can be a likable person because "reasons" but there are also people who don't look so good and are really respected.
@SaxeGotha7 жыл бұрын
Hawking himself has talked about the "blind oracle" perception that some people have. You have a big loss in one field and suddenly people regard you as more talented in unrelated fields. Some of his fellow scientists have also quietly grumbled that he wouldn't be such a super star if he didn't have a disease, but since they probably agree he deserves a break and know Stephen didn't ask for it, they don't make a big issue out of it. So this is just a long-winded way of saying that people judge on superficial qualities. We project good qualities onto attractive people, and negative qualities on unattractive people, but the "blind oracle" phenomenon also exists for disabled or severely disfigured individuals.
@ehinton40067 жыл бұрын
Ammuze this is just an awful comparison. SH has done miraculous things and is clearly the smartest known person on planet earth.
@booley7 жыл бұрын
though to be also fair, Stephen Hawking has spent decades proving he is one of the most intelligent men in the world. even prejudice can only go so far.
@softly33595 жыл бұрын
"he's like Alexander Hamilton, he's a great listener-" Wasn't he known to just...not shut up?
@Earthstar_Review4 жыл бұрын
Short answer: yes.
@milamila11234 жыл бұрын
I was just about to type that.
@herminecobainjulesvernedas51774 жыл бұрын
Talk less Smile more
@herminecobainjulesvernedas51774 жыл бұрын
More like the Aaron Burr of the Trump administration
@lucia_kidtech4 жыл бұрын
@@herminecobainjulesvernedas5177 and we all know how that ended. *rubs ribs* Sorry I played Hamilton in Edinburgh last year and my ribs are still fucking sore.
@TheSharkIsWorking_232 жыл бұрын
RIP Gilbert Gottfried, such an iconic and unique voice…unlike Jared’s. 12:38 is damn CLASSIC
@localeia13617 жыл бұрын
POSSIBLY the funniest one Mr. Oliver has done yet.
@localeia13617 жыл бұрын
i wrote this BEFORE the gilbert gotfried voice over. omg.
@Coco-rt3kn4 жыл бұрын
Apparently lying is a very strong genetic trait amongst the First Family of GRIFTERS.
@eveny1194 жыл бұрын
And to write a book praising it, shes got balls!
@michaelkolhaas46414 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, psychopathy is partially inheritable: Fred, Donald, Ivanka.
@philip84984 жыл бұрын
I mean jared isnt even related to any of them
@Scorch4286 жыл бұрын
The reason Trump tasked Jared with such huge tasks is so when they dont pan out, he has someone to blame. "Oh, I'm sorry Jared couldnt make that happen. I should have done it myself" Its sad that Jared wasnt smart enough to figure this out...
@g06795 жыл бұрын
Scorch428 Jared isn’t smart? I’m devastated.
@thighland10135 жыл бұрын
Scorch428 I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Sadly, he probably did know. But let’s be honest, who are we going to point fingers at when things go wrong no matter what... Trump. Good/Bad thing is, no matter what happens between 2016-2020, we will probably blame everything bad that happens in America on Trump. That’s how we complain😂🤷♀️ Does that make sense? No? Alright same
@247shaky4 жыл бұрын
Scorch428 No it was probably so he could be alone with Ivanka.
@alfredcardona49434 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but it keeps Jared busy so daddy can spend more "time" with his daughter.
@HowToChangeName2 жыл бұрын
But why throw fresh face under the bus while he had Eric and Tiffany?
@floraposteschild41843 жыл бұрын
It must be a comfort for Jared to think, that whatever his future might be, there will always be a seat for him on a dusty chair in the attic of a haunted house.
@TaylorKnightCosplay7 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of Ivanka's new perfume? It's called Complicit.
@msjkramey7 жыл бұрын
Taylor Knight "if being complicit means walking into the room carrying the gentle scent of sandalwood, violets, and rosewater... Then, yes, I'm *complicit*"
@shubham_dalvi7 жыл бұрын
Sorry for off-topic. But your cosplay is dope. The best Harley Quinn ever seen
@drao09077 жыл бұрын
that snl sketch was Fucking hilarious 😂
@shubham_dalvi7 жыл бұрын
+Dhruv Rao just saw that couple of days ago featuring Scarlett Johansson. I am quite hooked with SNL vids
@louieaye25117 жыл бұрын
trish shadwell well thankyou.have a bloody well day.
@protovibration76337 жыл бұрын
ROY G. BIVH Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet Hitler
@jdevaughn427 жыл бұрын
Vast Dragon hitler is now part of the visual spectrum
@dustfreequeen51516 жыл бұрын
Vast Dragon 🤣
@jodracona27224 жыл бұрын
I think its funny that that guy called Jared “Alexander Hamilton” and then called him quiet, as if Alexander wouldn’t scream one of his 100 page long essays from the roof tops. I find it hard to believe that AH was quiet.
@snowy_owl4 жыл бұрын
We literally get an entire song in the musical about how Hamilton should really just shut up and smile.
@MilloSpiegel3 жыл бұрын
@@snowy_owl Hamilton also always shared his opinion
@spongeintheshoe10 ай бұрын
@@snowy_owl Keyword being “should.”
@salvadorperez29973 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or were the writers on point in this episode
@OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout7 жыл бұрын
So, Ivanka married a man who got into an Ivy League school even though he wasn't qualified, who had help from his daddy. I guess little girls really do fall in love with their fathers.
@vihaze67256 жыл бұрын
As much as I hate that moronic stereotype, it seems true in this case.
@hyperbiscuit22846 жыл бұрын
Freud for the win.
@jcobbs45236 жыл бұрын
Apple didn't fall too far from the orange.
@BeeStBowie6 жыл бұрын
Scott Jewett OH SNAP
@qwerttzizzi6 жыл бұрын
He wasnt qualified?
@franciscovarela71275 жыл бұрын
John Oliver is the most perceptive of the late night entertainers. He’s very funny too.
@6ixConfessions5 жыл бұрын
Give Jared a break. He's clearly only 15 years old so of course he's quiet, he's a nervous teen.
@6ixConfessions4 жыл бұрын
@Dina Pequeno They should all be ousted. They're all in it for themselves & not one of them really has any empathy for the American people or anybody else other than themselves.
@emperorstewie93946 ай бұрын
Shouldn't have made the bargain with Zoltar.
@fortphoenix18 күн бұрын
John, my man... your work is utterly prophetic...
@gmx742417 күн бұрын
Here watching this after Trump's 2nd election too.... 🍊🤡
@CraparellaSmorrebrod7 жыл бұрын
3:40 "You said the only possible wrong answer to that question. What's you favorite color? - Hitler." Lol, laugh of the day.
@evelee91634 жыл бұрын
In light of the covid response that Jared was in charge of (specifically getting testing kits and distributing ventilators at the beginning), this has certainly aged well.
@ispartacus13374 жыл бұрын
I gotta give credit where it's due. Hospitals that needed ventilators got them. I didnt hear about any that needed them and didn't receive them. Correct me if I'm wrong.
@JuliaBl4 жыл бұрын
I, Spartacus let’s hope it’s enough for the coming ordeal.
@ispartacus13374 жыл бұрын
@@JuliaBl hopefully.i cant stand Trump or any of his little buddies. But they did make sure hospitals had what they needed in the beginning. The response should not have been necessary though it's only because of his administration's failure to respond to the virus that we needed the amount of equipment in the first place.
@hamzagayurzoda63447 жыл бұрын
Everytime I watch John Oliver I feel like I have gained so much knowledge and had a laugh at the same time.
@drakwind90517 жыл бұрын
Just wanna make note that you don't actually learn much of anything from John. If you do, it just means you didn't know anything to begin with and that you've been misinformed about a few things as well. Wanna learn something, go watch something actually educational, not a comedy.
@sawanarora26277 жыл бұрын
Hamzat Gelaev when ppl think propaganda is knowledge 😂
@isaiahtheraccoon89287 жыл бұрын
+
@amadcarrot7 жыл бұрын
Hamzat Gelaev right.... far better to learn from the Comments section of KZbin😂
@cjua28037 жыл бұрын
Hamzat Gelaev I use to think the same way until I realized how biased his pieces were and the partial stories he gave whether it was for laughs or for pushing an agenda
@JeffSmithbureau132 жыл бұрын
Came back here for the Kushner voice bit which will just never get old. RIP Gilbert
@mikehasselhoff75205 жыл бұрын
Did he just say "sex" when talking about his daughter .... ..what
@tomwoznick91254 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately yes
@mcswashbuckler38334 жыл бұрын
I think he just automatically associates Ivanka with sex so when he is asked a question about her he just says sex
@kxtemustdie2494 жыл бұрын
“sex” and “daughter” don’t belong in the same sentence
@txlish4 жыл бұрын
Yes JaredWifeDoer must always proclaim and/or project - sooner or later , b4 or after the fact- Plenty of evidence both frequenting together @ America smut lord jokey (Stern), Hefner mansion , half naked models parading, infatuation with plastic chest blonde dye, toned xina identical to jaredwife all those pornies, playmates but not b4 he lured them they 're like Jaredwife, teen jaredwife in mini skirt on jaredwifedoer lap ,...
@helpmyspaghettiiseatingme4 жыл бұрын
Mike Hasselhoff what the fuck.... does that mean incest?!?!?
@jwitherspoon88857 жыл бұрын
Ivanka's voice makes me uncomfortable.
@alexaconrad42447 жыл бұрын
Lukenbach12 bach =🍊🐵
@navonmyhand79997 жыл бұрын
Same. It's like she's doing it for a reason...
@jwitherspoon88857 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it right away, no one's ever referred to me as a snowflake before. Thumbs up to you.
@christianjohnsjohns87237 жыл бұрын
J Witherspoon Yeah she sounds like a robot that's about to kill you LOL.
@Ivalene7 жыл бұрын
I just watched the episode of Rick and Morty where John Oliver was in charge of an amusement park inside of a homeless man, to watch this immediately right after is fucking with me
@nirbhaysharma12147 жыл бұрын
Elexess Ashley I shouldn't have paused like that, it was a dick move of me
@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control7 жыл бұрын
You want to ride the BONE TRAIN, Morty?
@DippKlippGuy7 жыл бұрын
RIP John Oliver: Torn apart by E-Coli
@ImranAlexander7 жыл бұрын
Rest in Pieces Dr.Xenon Bloom- ripped apart by E-Coli.
@joshuagill51637 жыл бұрын
Pirates of The Pancreas was the best ride.
@DANNYonPC2 жыл бұрын
RIP Gilbert Gottfried 12:38
@ozaustin14 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this video, I laugh until I hurt when Jared Kushner starts to speak with Gilbert’s voice. It is probably one of the best examples of taking the audience by surprise
@autisticsmartass4337 жыл бұрын
Thank you John Oliver, for being one of few people online knowing who to attack, why to attack them, and creating an argument to support your attack.
@studywithnerdsfrancais18217 жыл бұрын
I don't think he even attacks. He just describes.
@alexanderm35047 жыл бұрын
Tt Slasher He's given a script and reads it. Thank the many writers in the shadow
@skyguy87867 жыл бұрын
He writes his script as well.
@foggianism7 жыл бұрын
Tt Slasher very good explaination. you bring on point why this is such a good show.
@autisticsmartass4337 жыл бұрын
No, he attacks. He has a clear agenda and criticizes those who go against it. However, he has his reasons, cites his sources, and knows when to attack the leader and when to attack the followers. He doesn't call Trump supporters idiots for what Trump is doing because that makes no sense; they aren't controlling him.
@Supernov47 жыл бұрын
When you hear this family talk about how great something is, how smart someone is or how something is the best, you just know it doesn't mean anything. It's all air.