Trump's Nuclear Plan: It's Funny Because Nothing Matters Anymore

[@MrMacmiller99]

This isn't even comedy. This is just a person making perfect sense for 11minutes and 37 seconds.

[@joeb6708]

it's actually 11 minutes and 38 seconds

[@ReapeX]

mine is 11 min and 37 seconds

[@yasirm.k.61]

F- tech nice profile pic👍

[@Who-Dunnit]

mine is 11:37...how does that extra second feel? What did I miss?

[@tzymtzum]

We're just harkening back to more classical meanings of the word, "comedy".

[@mitchellmaytorena1137]

It's almost official. Welcome to the era of President Putin and First Lady Donald Trump.

[@dylandog.]

Sounds good.

[@hislord1]

McCarthyite fear mongering.

[@DanJuega]

hislord1 Those are the democrats

[@seinnajune348]

Mitchell Maytorena Lolololol

[@hislord1]

MexiDan Democrats and Republicans are two sides of the same coin, they are imperialists, support American hegemony, support American aggression and vehemently racist. They are not immune to McCarthyism.

[@aronenark]

There should really be restraints on how much damage one man can do.

[@HxH2011DRA]

Aron en Ark not one one party controls every branch

[@bearheart2009]

The exception being dinner at Nando's.

[@RemixedVoice]

Aron en Ark They do. The president can't actually do shit. Different puppets, same puppet masters holding the strings

[@grievingmom]

perhaps due to this there will be something created on that....they really aren't aware how dangerous this guy is...not only to their country but all their allies are starting to question this and all the citizens of ally countries will start forcing their governments to back away soon too....this is a catastrophe for usa....with potentially no allies eventually, that will be the end of usa's reign over the world...I wonder what will blossom after that...

[@RRR-vi3hs]

RemixedVoice well goldman and sachs and Rex Tillerson are in the team already so no need to hold strings in the darkness.

[@godlyoli7821]

I'm 14 and now have to deal with the fact that my nation damned me for 4 years

[@squid1747]

yeh

[@johnsmythe1420]

Cosmic Titan boo hoo hoo

[@libbybollinger5901]

Cosmic Titan at least you can vote him out of office

[@andywoodin5886]

Cosmic Titan I had just turned 16 when Bush was elected in 2000. Its a horrible feeling, hopefully trump will be impeached soon. Thank god for Colbert.

[@avasanders3354]

Cosmic Titan BUT WE CAN VOTE NEXT ELECTION I REFUSE TO LET HIM WIN

[@aliyabolotbekkyzy7689]

When the officials in charge of nukes tell us we are fucked - WE ARE FUCKED

[@genygirl]

Liyah U LOL

[@Scorp308]

You're way beyond fucked.

[@bobkane432]

Liyah U so in the meantime whos giving the orders?

[@ARCrusader]

Sunny Mehta That would be the problem- no one has the authority to give those orders now. Hurrah for what would be considered business suicide if this was a company

[@bobkane432]

Nicholas Schlosser But thats bad because if we dont have access to our nukes then thats an open door for countries like north korea to attack us or our allies

[@guardianalien1]

I only hope the nuclear codes are longer than 140 characters.

[@yegfreethinker]

It may save us all! :-P

[@keshavsinghal3292]

trump wont do any nuclear armgeddon . it can only be pakistan ,definitely india must nuke pakistan

[@patsutherland6853]

Trump likes money more than anything and blowing people up is bad for buisness

[@tomaspietravallo3832]

Sooooo true

[@NathanTAK]

That would be an absurd level of security

[@jennaozzy6863]

I think I just fell down the rabbit hole... is this shit really happening?

[@onlinegamer3134]

Geoff Ozzy The Government must be slipping drugs in our water, this many idiots

[@jennaozzy6863]

Online Gamer313 It's just...surreal. I don't know how else to put it

Online Gamer313 it's called fluoride.

[@greyfox6786]

Yep welcome to the club meetings on Friday.

[@lauralovelylady3189]

Geoff Ozzy That is how we've felt since the night of November 8th.

[@iluvsns]

Just sayin' I'm a republican, and I still find Colbert hilarious. I'm totally addicted to his Trump monologues.

[@mariasoto8600]

Leanne M Yes, and I used to think the kardassians was the worst reality show. I could keep up with them....................... not with first lady donald.

[@BonDieu617]

I like you. Keep being you. It's hard to have proper discussions with Americans nowadays lol

[@iluvsns]

+BonDieu617 well thank you. I don't mind being disagreed with. Besides, comment sections of the Internet are not the places to change people's minds. I wish people would stop fighting on the internet, honestly.

[@TehDubster]

Thats a pretty big vision you have there

[@farissafa]

Yeah because Trump isn't republican lmao

[@fidorover]

*Tiffany Trump Selected to Head National Nuclear Security Administration.* _New York, NY (Associated Press) January 11, 2017._ In a wholly unexpected move by President-elect Donald Trump, the incoming president appointed his 23-year-old socialite daughter Tiffany to be in charge of America’s powerful nuclear arsenal. Ms. Trump was reportedly unaware that she was even under consideration for the post, as she was apparently "in shock" when texted the news by her father while she was getting a mani/pedi at an upscale New York City day spa. Concerns are being raised by several members of Congress, as it was leaked that soon after receiving the news, Ms. Trump was seen Googling “What does nuclear mean?” When asked by the AP to comment, Ms. Trump said, “I’m super excited daddy has given me this opportunity - and it’s my first job ever! I had just applied yesterday to be a hostess at Tavern on the Green, but this pays way better. I'm super psyched!” She later added, “I hope everyone will be way supportive of me... oh, and please follow me on Instagram.” The AP has been unable to find anything in Ms. Trump’s background that would even remotely qualify her for the job, though she does have an Instagram post from a July 4th fireworks display in which she remarked, “I love explosions!” Ms. Trump is expected to sail through confirmation hearings in the Republican-controlled Senate. When asked for comment on the matter, Russian President Vladimir Putin said (through a Kremlin translator), “Wait… what?” _Story developing…_

[@fidorover2]

As funny as this is, it's a sad commentary on the state of America that I'm only 50% certain this is a joke.

[@sweetauntbuddy]

I knew it must be fake when it said the move was "unexpected." I would totally expect this from him.

[@rysun8709]

fidorover great post

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Kim Jong Un, feeling the competition, is now announcing the appointment of his pet kangaroo for the same position.

[@Laura2119]

I thought this was real for way too long.

[@rvantong]

At least Sessions denounced the KKK with stronger words than Trump ever has...

[@denadear]

He wants a job. Past actions speak louder than words. Do not believe him or be a sucker.

[@Justanotherconsumer]

Blob Loblaw he read that statement very carefully. His unprompted comments in the past are more likely to be true than his scripted statements today.

[@rvantong]

I'm not making a case for the validity of his statements. I'm just saying, he actually uses some clear and strong language, whereas Trump tends to just pussyfoot around the subject. I would like to see Trump make such a speech condemning the hate groups that support him, even if it is scripted, and even if he doesn't mean it.

[@Takkiebos]

Why would he do such a thing? He's Donald Trump, he just throws his shit at the wall and sees what sticks and runs with it, to bad for him the racism was very popular, now he can't outright denounce it.

[@loxyloafcake5184]

So. With words?

[@nenafan1]

CBS... for the love of all things good and holy, PLEASE keep Stephen on the air through these next 4 atrocious years. We'll need him to point out the daily bullshit from the Trump administration, and more importantly for a laugh now and then.

[@NewhamMatt]

So long as CBS keeps Stephen Colbert and NBC keeps Seth Meyers, I'm good.

[@crupo123]

nenafan1 Trump is gonna take it down

[@T91here]

nenafan1 Also watch The Resistance with Keith Olbermann

[@187shooter2]

His getting fired

[@T91here]

Rich Savage yeah cuz he's head of the network, right?

[@perpetualpolymath5961]

This is the funniest thing ever! Obama is the first black president while Trump is the first Black Mailed president lmao.

[@lmhatton]

all your presidents have been blackmailed

[@NickDe3]

Trump is also the first orange president. lol

[@Think-About-It]

RemixedVoice: Tomato... tomata,.. If a full black man from the hood became president, you'll be complaining that he is not black African; and if someone from Africa became president like Nelson Mandela, you'll be complaining that is South Africa not real black Africa.

[@reggiehammond1420]

you believe that buzzfeed article? yknow it was the boys at 4chan right? lmao you idiots fall for anything that satiates your confirmation bias!

[@circlemouth7567]

+Reggie Hammond 4chan can't fool intelligence professionals. lol You guys are going back to "pizzagate" levels of insanity.

[@stucrawford6230]

Trump has made a massive boost to US comedy even before he takes over.

[@czgibson3086]

The trouble is it's not funny anymore. We've got some dark years ahead of us.

[@stucrawford6230]

Agreed Maybe not so funny if you live in the Usa. But for the rest of the world its great. Sorry

[@Pikkabuu]

When was the prospect of Trump presidency funny?

[@stucrawford6230]

Pikkabuu Its just when he speaks lol He is as mad as a box of frogs. I suppose it would not be funny if I was from the USA. I love how people think he is a man of the people but he has more bling than Saddam Hussein. All the Best

[@zenman5910]

In reality, it isn't funny at all. But I am still laughing hysterically because I have clearly snapped from over exposure to Trump and his ridiculous band of retarded fans and have totally lost the will to live.

[@transformersloverjon]

I'm so proud of Stephen Colbert for finally embracing the void.

[@IceColdProfessional]

transformersloverjon Yes. He's a sycophant.

[@sillygoose635]

@@IceColdProfessional no, he's not.

[@Buenomars]

It wouldn't be a bad idea to start collecting bottle caps...

[@RackedandStacked]

way too late now o.o

[@LetruneInedil]

Garth Brayton umm... sorry to say, but another settlement needs our help.

[@Legitpenguins99]

Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

No way man, I'm going to a casino grand opening! I hear they've got some new hologram technology! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJiQnZlulpurn5I

[@MaserXIV]

So we need more nukes but let's fire the guys in charge of them? Gotcha.

[@JackieWelles]

MaserXIV yes, but do you want Obama's appointment people to guard the nukes ofc not, they are all so tremendously stupid ! xD nukes are safer when they are left alone until he finds smart people to guar them someday ;)

[@DManCAWMaster]

Marius Tomas He will have a extremist guard the nukes

[@JoBo52]

They seemed to have been fine for the past 8 years.

[@codkilZ101]

Marius Tomas Key word is Guard.Am I really talking to someone who still blames Obama and clinton to suggest trump is still good?Mate your fucked end of dont worry about the email or benghazi or iran or the russian hacking you have Trump in charge thats worse enough and if you cant see whats wrong with that then there is no hope for you.

[@JackieWelles]

\Matrix/ i was being sarcastic :) I am all the way on Obama's side and still think that Trump is very very unsuitable president as much as many would wish him to be.

[@tvftw1]

11:10 he points out the fuzzy hand cuffs but not the lube and double ended "carrots"

[@agpie9]

the double sided carrot dildo was my favorite touch

[@jameselliott8541]

CouchPotatoCNPB +ten more to that.

[@socrappyicoulddie]

I feel like he did that deliberately, maybe it was too racy but he got the camera to do a close up regardless haha.

[@joshuaprice3965]

Thank goodness Steven is still here, I'll be sad when the government inevitably takes him away for speaking against our lord and master.

[@unanimous3004]

With Nuclear Armageddon around the corner, I need Colbert to make me laugh.

[@RemixedVoice]

unanimous 300 Don't worry, Hillary didnt get elected, we won't die from nuclear winter :)

[@unanimous3004]

RemixedVoice - Neither did crooked Donald Trump. Hillary received almost three-million more votes than Trump. With the crooked Trump in the WH, we have plenty to fear. But, first he's going to embarrass the hell out of us.

[@Make-Asylums-Great-Again]

Read it slowly Only the President can direct the use of nuclear weapons by U.S. armed forces, including the Single Integrated Operational Plan (SIOP). While the President does have unilateral authority as commander-in-chief to order that nuclear weapons be used for any reason at any time, the actual procedures and technical systems in place for authorizing the execution of a launch order requires a secondary confirmation under a two-man rule, as the President's order is subject to secondary confirmation by the Secretary of Defense. If the Secretary of Defense does not concur, then the President may in his sole discretion fire the Secretary. The Secretary of Defense has legal authority to approve the order, but cannot veto it.[1][2][3] The Secretary of Defense succession plan designates numerous individuals that may serve after a President removes his or her predecessor.[4] Traditionally, a civilian United States officer must countersign a Presidential order or resign

[@keshavsinghal3292]

one should force saudis and pakistanis and afghans to be civil and adopt the full westernisation.

[@keshavsinghal3292]

also westernization without any exception

[@eizhowa]

Nothing matters anymore will be my mantra for the next 4 years.

[@drbatalaale9376]

from somalia, stephen colbert i'm your fan.

[@yudhveer99]

Josh Uddin that was random and unnecessary.. FUCK OFF

[@TheAregadon]

Nah hes right Somalia is a Corrupt backward shithole its a fact and yeah we are mostly crazy and deranged cant refute that either so? Like what does that matter? The whole world is a crazy ass fucked up Place to be in.

[@KingOfMadCows]

Last year, I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was a great action movie with incredible stunts and practical effects. Now I realize that it's a chilling prophecy of our inevitable doom.

[@ErlichBachkman]

I love Stephen's personality!! He's honestly the best!

[@lily-od2rx]

Omg yas someone like colbert comes out and says what we were all thinking. By we, I mean rational people who arent idiots.

[@NoisyHill_]

I've never been so scared of a US president. And I live in Germany. I still can't believe he will be the president soon.. surreal.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

It's as impossible to overrate Meryl Streep as a fabulous actress as it is to overrate trump as a perilously dumb narcissist.

[@reggiehammond1420]

heres how dumb the both of you are...thats the work of 4chan trolls...lmao you idiots are so desperate...youve been getting shitted on repeatedly and your all out of ammo

[@chaiselatterly7003]

But others didn't join in afterwards. Like a Joe McCarthy era.

[@reggiehammond1420]

Chaise Latterly what?

[@lovewins2691]

+Reggie “Batman” Hammond dude stop trolling me. what did i say to you. weirdo. that is definitely not u in the pic. no way are u that handsome loser

[@usaboard1734]

Do you mean previously dumb narcissist who just left White House ?

[@oogachaka3447]

Dear Mr. Colbert, If art is what immortalizes men, then you have already achieved it. Your shows and appearances will never grow old because of the level of how awesome they are.

[@Sammie1053]

The graphics department for this show deserves some sort or award, they put in so many small jokes that go unnoticed. Who else saw the double ended carrot on the bedside table at 11:16?

[@corbinclark2776]

Even the Canadians are scared

[@rothchristina347]

Silverwolfrock lol

[@Make-Asylums-Great-Again]

Silverwolfrock when have the Canadians not been scared? Although I would be too with Trudeau running the pageant.

[@你老婆-c5l]

I'd rather have Trudeau running the pageant than Grabby-Hand in Chief. Not everyone likes getting fucked without their consent.

[@avaf3101]

*You’re* scared?? My country is actually fucked. Please send help.

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

joe Doe dyin over here

[@darthkryath]

Am watching this on July 2nd of 2021. Let me tell you. We were not prepared for the steaming pile of crap that admin was.

[@delibertatem4922]

The only good thing about a Trump presidency is that we get to hear Colbert make jokes about him for the next four years.

[@strongdecaf3729]

"trying to keep it light before the world ends"

[@Evershear]

Makes me think of Dr. Stranglove: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

[@bdtallas87]

Stephan Colbert, thank you for making a mention of the trail of tears. It is still something that needs to be addressed along with many others by the US government.

[@s1ddh4r7h.p]

Idk y but I'm binge watching these monologues lol

[@TM-ui6wx]

joking aside, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

[@bryantaylor1773]

Will we have to simplify the nuclear codes so that Donald Drumph can use them ? Something like 1-2-3,,,

[@hustler3of4culture3]

Bryan Taylor password

[@nicholaswhaling7233]

Bryan Taylor amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage.

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

lmao

[@JustBov]

At one point the codes were just 8 zeros so we could use that.

[@bryantaylor1773]

Come on Eric Cigler,,, Don't post insults and then delete them. Be a big boy and say what's on your mind.

[@WestOfEarth]

Again Colbert saves my sanity with his Gallows humor. That's the only way I can endure any news involving Trump...laugh at it, at him, and at his supporters. A small percentage of the world's population elected Trump, and fucked the entire world over (including themselves).

[@TheTaelus]

Love the carrots on the table in the closeup. Tied top to top, subtle and genius.

[@rjjacob101]

Stephen Cold-Beer, refreshing and intoxicating!

[@productplacementadz24-73]

America please do something this was funny when he was running, and when he got elected when no one thought he would, but now we're getting incredibly worried, i mean THAT GUY is in charge of the nukes. sincerly, The Rest of the World.

[@nickdriessen6702]

I'm genuinely scared everyone.

[@NewMessage]

Trump music sounds a bit like Schroeder from Peanuts finally resolving to just.. make Lucy disappear.

[@voljohe]

I'm so glad you turned your friends mic down. It was like gag, stop, gag, stop. Now it's a lot more smoother and the transition of the jokes are much better. Phew! Thank you! You can almost hear him in the background, but the flow is way better to me in my humble opinion.

[@voljohe]

I want to add one more thing, it's almost awkward to hear him sometimes, bc you have to ignore him in a sense. Is there a nice way of telling him wait after the opening to add his 10 cents. Every time he interrupts you, you kind of have to go on a tangent. Sometimes it works, most times it doesn't. Anyway just saying.

[@adamblister6005]

Stephen makes diving motion. "Fly away!" WTF?!

[@SaintHaHaLOLZ]

In the immortal words of Brenda from Scary Movie 2: "We gon die y'all"

[@BenAHowell754]

Trump is the Manchurian candidate!!!! Now lets watch the insults begin

[@3xclusiv3sodak]

Major Kong shit troll 2/10

[@Mbq-sh6bj]

Oh please! The Manchurian candidate was brainwashed! You can't brainwash a person who has no brain! (Not one that works anyway.)

[@EllotusFreeholy]

"I'm more and more coming around to the idea..." ~ Luv it

[@Kjleed13]

I'm not sure how reliable the source is but I still agree. "We're so very very ******"

[@Leroyteam]

It's not that bad, you can say to your future kids or grand kids that are mutated because of nuclear radiation. *I was there, when the most insane man of the 21st century was at power.*

[@lunalovegood10]

The dysfunction that exists inside of Mr. Trump exists inside of almost everyone. Not necessarily in the same form or to the same degree. I wish good things for Mr. Trump, and at the same time I think it would be good for everyone (including Mr. Trump himself) if he resigns or is removed from power.

[@Make-Asylums-Great-Again]

Luna Lovegood Only the President can direct the use of nuclear weapons by U.S. armed forces, including the Single Integrated Operational Plan (SIOP). While the President does have unilateral authority as commander-in-chief to order that nuclear weapons be used for any reason at any time, the actual procedures and technical systems in place for authorizing the execution of a launch order requires a secondary confirmation under a two-man rule, as the President's order is subject to secondary confirmation by the Secretary of Defense. If the Secretary of Defense does not concur, then the President may in his sole discretion fire the Secretary. The Secretary of Defense has legal authority to approve the order, but cannot veto it.[1][2][3] The Secretary of Defense succession plan designates numerous individuals that may serve after a President removes his or her predecessor.[4] Traditionally, a civilian United States officer must countersign a Presidential order or resign

[@__-fi6xg]

Mmmm so much salt.

[@tdubasdfg]

I like how Jon Batiste playing random licks during Steven's monologue has turned into a comedy bit of its own! Jon is a very talented pianist musician

[@MartaBermudezsurglobal]

Colbert untapped, luv it! ❤️❤️😂

[@voodoodummie]

so this is how you win a nuclear war, you just disable the other's chain of command.

[@camcat305]

this makes George Bush seem... perfect lol god...we are in it for the ride... and we are going to hit a tree very hard 😂

[@agoblintrippingonhorrordus145]

A tree? At this point we're crashing through the entire forest and lighting it on fire for good measure...

[@spencerpoore5805]

I respect Lindsay Graham for standing up to Trump

[@MrJonsonville5]

I'm here from the future to let you know, Graham's defiance ends there. You'll be back to having zero respect for him in no time, I promise.

[@furball8967]

2:04 then Colbert’s response.....priceless prophecy. 😂😂😂😂

[@theredshirtbrowncoat423]

11:10 Anyone else notice the double sided carrot on the nightstand? LMAO!!!

[@Kerokittycat]

HOT MIC, HOT MIC! I keep hearing a dude saying MHMH and HAHAHA as stephen is talking!

[@yura50597]

Oh hey a helmet signed by Soybean Wind.

[@TheTsunaru]

Justsomeguy I was hoping I would see this scrolling through the comments

[@liammurphy9164]

Stephen watches Big Bang Theory: - 1 respect

[@lizannewhitlow1085]

The "Keebler elf" is just too perfect. 🤣🤣🤣

[@docteurshepherd]

I love that dude on the piano lol

[@glennasmith9382]

Now US is the new USSR apparently....

[@thomaspappas3980]

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO

[@rothchristina347]

If the world end, Trump will be a one term president lol

[@marlenewaldron4690]

Where can I get my own copy of the new version of "Goodnight, Moon?" lol

[@BoydofZINJ]

Well I guess more people should have voted. Oh well... if you did not vote, and you are a US Citizen with voting rights... you might as well paint your skin Orange because you are a TRUMP supporter!

[@ActiumFilms]

I honestly wish Jon Batiste didn't have a mic. He keeps butting in and making noises off camera, and doesn't really have anything to add. Whenever Stephen speaks directly to him, all he responds with is "mmm hehehe yeah" and mumbling incoherently. Let him just play music cues, he's great at that.

[@tennisball2012]

Stop making fun of Trump.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Mate, are you serious right now? This is satire; making fun of people is the genre's bread and butter.

[@op2265]

Vivek Chauhan You stupid

[@pretentiousred6159]

Sounds like you want a safe space.

[@FriedrichHerschel]

Trump is going to be the US president. Being made fun of by the half of the nation that didn't vote for him is in the job description.

[@J_Tramel]

Vivek Chauhan How dare we spaek ill of your God Emperor... Surely we must be punished severely.

[@TapePlayer]

Ahhaa, Colbert's on point tonight!

[@BdR76]

4:18 he talks like Erik Salvia writes xD LOL

[@bige8949]

Man, that piano dude needs to step down. He's so intrusive in every single episode.

[@covetouscorvus]

Gísli Stefán His boss keeps cueing him in, mostly. He's just part of the act at this point.

[@bige8949]

Isaiah Scott I realize that, but who the hell finds his butting in entraining ?

[@covetouscorvus]

Gísli Stefán I find it natural and kinda charming. Funny may be a stretch, but the pair definitely have good chemistry.

[@bige8949]

Isaiah Scott I dunno, I feel like every time he butts in Stephen is like "okay, let's move on"

[@covetouscorvus]

Gísli Stefán Eh, they seem to work off of eachother to me. But heh, our perspectives clearly differ.

[@calibrationsrequired7655]

Delicious Liberal tears

[@calibrationsrequired7655]

Jamie Matthews But how will I get my delicious supply then?

[@RemixedVoice]

Jamie Matthews You can thank Bush, and Obama, and Trump (if he does a bad job like they did) for that

[@calibrationsrequired7655]

Jamie Matthews Bernie wanted a state in which anyone making $190,000 in their household per year to pay 70-80% income tax. I don't make that much, but I completely disagree with his logic. He said he was about helping Small Business, but when most successful Small Business owners make about that much per year, he obviously does not want to help them, judging by his tax structure.

[@calibrationsrequired7655]

Element Air Why thank you. As far as the last part goes...your tears are delicious.

[@EseMoy510]

Mac 'n Burn You sure you're drinking liberal tears? You may be confusing liberal tears for your fuhrer's piss

[@Lemont321989]

I've started watching old Colbert from 3 years ago. Nice to see it all turned out even shittier than expected

[@dharmabum1230]

no one is gonna be steering this ship

[@lierce6130]

Oh the Clemson shout-out! OH I forgot he was from South Carolina! OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cruellytorment]

That's the best I've seen this year so far ^^

[@dnomyar129]

Great show to watch on KZbin!!!

[@imnedmonton]

The piano player could play for silent movies. That is a special skill.

[@smittykins]

“Keebler elf who escaped the tree.” 🤣

[@AndyGoldner]

Waitin' for the jump!

[@FrancesBaconandEggs]

This show helps me cope with the ridiculous crap going on. ❤❤❤

[@Mediamatix]

11:14 Double headed carrot? I see what you did there.

[@JulianChiara]

That Home Alone bit was hilarious

[@jasonross6727]

The football game description reminds me of the football (soccer) description from "The I.T. Crowd": "Hooray! He's kicked the ball! Now the ball's over there. That man has it now, that's an interesting development. Maybe he'll kick the ball. And he has, which apparently deserves a round of applause for some reason!"

[@johnpinkston3818]

I'm growing to love this show even more and more.

[@MrDrProfessor4]

Why are my recommendations dozens upon dozens of Colbert videos? I've never watched any of them before.

[@jSCOTTmc80]

KZbin tries to feed you bullshit.

[@Sandyyyyyyyyyy]

MrDrProfessor4 it says you watched this one. There's an option to ignore this video so you don't get this sort anymore. Maybe YT changed there algorithms again so you should definitely look into the ignore feature.

[@FriedrichHerschel]

Maybe you've watched a different late show? I always get recommendations for Seth Meyers and alike, and I've never watched him ...

[@michellebarry840]

I love how Stephen and John shoot jokes back and forth across the stage. It's kept me going for a while.

[@uzemaza]

3 years ago!! I can't believe how quickly it went down!! I love this show !!🤣🤣🤣

[@thetruth9038]

may God bless and help us all

[@pumpkinmoe6926]

That home alone clip,lmfao!

[@JPD2587]

His crowd was clueless about the football jokes.

[@Viva_la_Snowman]

James Dooley he didn't deliver it that well. I got it.

[@feelgood_cinematic1919]

@7:13 ........ Stephen Colbert is the man , tooooo funny . he needs to stop my stomach hurts from so much laughter

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

We have school off on January 20th, but I don't know why. Are they suggesting people want to go TO the inauguration?

[@theodoremittens1944]

john batiste playing the piano when stephen makes a joke annoys the shit out of me

[@tsholofelomakete]

OMG 😮😮😢 I've search for a comment like this for so long. Everytime the audience laughs I skip 10secs cause I know he can't STFU!

[@tsholofelomakete]

Hes just not a good fit. The high pitch voice & forced laughed. There's a delay in his reaction, when he plays or says something, Stephen is half way into a new sentence. He's trying to hard.

[@gossamer999]

Am I the only one who noticed those carrots on the nightstand at 11:10 arranged in a rather interesting way?

[@bricejohnson4272]

Please do more Trump Videos! I don't know if this can get old!

[@64slugirl]

Jared helps T. get dressed each morning...."did you flush the toilet"?....."did you brush your teeth"?..."sit, tie your shoes"... "OK I'll tie them this time, but....hold the loop and the bunny goes around the loop.....".