Women don't give a shit who they wake when they have to pee! Here's a clip from my 2016 special, "Almost Famous." Watch the full special on Netflix! Click here: nflx.it/2pIWkbQ
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@vaiwalker4 жыл бұрын
"im coming back to bed brother" cured my diabetes a little bit
@marioiacolucci3 жыл бұрын
Body slam
@verna1d_5 жыл бұрын
**makes a fart sound** Subtitle- Music
@the_hanburger5 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS IT?! 😂😂😂
@menviolentlymakingout5 жыл бұрын
@@the_hanburger 3:15
@jiNe_4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@JishnuChatterjee4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha!!!!
@snowberry91764 жыл бұрын
Ah yes... Music to my ears
@xephios993 жыл бұрын
"I'm coming back to bed brother" 😂😂😭😭 i completely lost it there
@sobz78643 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many times in the past and everytime i watch it...that part makes me howl with laughter hahahahahha
@annakuwaso56484 жыл бұрын
6:42 _scrolling the comments to see if anyone else found Jus Reign in the audience..._
@anko05954 жыл бұрын
same bruh i saw him and im like let me go see if anyone else saw or if im just trippin
@likeplease72454 жыл бұрын
Who cares
@annakuwaso56484 жыл бұрын
@@likeplease7245 You obviously do if you're gonna waste your not so precious time to reply to me. Bye!
@Mostviralvidoes4 жыл бұрын
@@annakuwaso5648 lol nice one. Hate it when people actually write a message like they don't care. Looks like one of them who asks for 'Likes' too lol.
@mohamedharis71194 жыл бұрын
Yeah me tooo
@christopherpachuau26366 жыл бұрын
*spring recoils in indian Accent*
@amritpalsingh27155 жыл бұрын
nice observation
@jackapples15 жыл бұрын
*pees in Arabic*
@9inch1084 жыл бұрын
hahaha...likes ngah ve
@martialartsviolinist4 жыл бұрын
*Taps in Bhangra*
@gouthamabhishek13954 жыл бұрын
Bahahahhaha so true
@grmbharathi7 жыл бұрын
I'm coming back to the bed BROTHER ! I lost it right there lmao
@purestress25 жыл бұрын
Bro so did I lmao 😂😂
@marioiacolucci5 жыл бұрын
Pow body slam at 3 am!
@provakarroychy15355 жыл бұрын
Mani Bharathi Yeah same here!
@pabloborges85365 жыл бұрын
That makes it two of us!
@alhasan_275 жыл бұрын
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@m33zerella4 жыл бұрын
As a woman, I confirm that I do go to the bathroom like how he described.
@GauravSingh-yi7tg4 жыл бұрын
As a men I confirm that I do wake and make my way to bathroom so silently that I fee like a theif in my own house. We just care your sleep ladies.
@badaramjoe10584 жыл бұрын
Oh so your a LGBTQ person.
@realdude3324 жыл бұрын
Yamamoto Isoroku Must be great not having any sex right?
@Iamtheboss5104 жыл бұрын
@@realdude332 like defending a woman gets you laid everyday, right virgin?
@thetrombonist4 жыл бұрын
Gaurav Singh Fuck their sleep. If they won’t respect my sleep why the hell should I respect theirs. You want respect, you gotta show respect.
@Livefair753 жыл бұрын
So true. Reminded me of my husband doing same. He passed away two years ago. He was 49. Thanks for reminding me how he cared for my sleep. I do have same problem if I hear small little noise if someone has to use bathroom at night. Even I try to avoid to go bathroom because than I can’t fall back asleep for an hour or so. I didn’t know that everyone has this issue. Thanks for this video. Wanted to laugh but sad at same time how my husband had to sacrifice for me. He was big fan of Rusell. That’s why I just started watching his videos.I watched some with my husband. He really had a good taste in everything especially shows. He was a Smart guy! He was Software Engineer. As Russell says if you are Indian you are in IT.
@babla69420 Жыл бұрын
So ur single 😘
@zypher3998 Жыл бұрын
@@babla69420 ew
@babla69420 Жыл бұрын
@@zypher3998 normie
@AverageGuy5136 ай бұрын
😢 losing a friend and a sole mate. He still in your heart inspirit
@helloyoro7 жыл бұрын
6:41 Oh Shit it's Jus Reign.
@HKdagreat7 жыл бұрын
7:40 on the left. Baisti complete.....lol
@zee97627 жыл бұрын
YoRoBro peep my boy
@ryanfazal55517 жыл бұрын
YoRoBro OMG
@PeaceLoveMagic5017 жыл бұрын
YoRoBro Omg yes!!!!!!
@RAWTUBES7 жыл бұрын
LOL..I was thinking that I know this guys..thanks for reminding the name :P
@aniketbabuta37757 жыл бұрын
They told me to laugh more in life. I came to watch Russell.
@XYZ-ee8fl6 жыл бұрын
same here
@HinduDharam016 жыл бұрын
he is losing touch. his old stuff was way better
@wengeristhegreatestmanager50526 жыл бұрын
Dharm Yogi agree
@subswithnovidbetyouwontsubscri6 жыл бұрын
Aniket Babuta ya your picture makes you look so happy
@rendee53616 жыл бұрын
A deep PhD Thesis on Bodily Functions and Peeing ! Well Done Bro Detailed Bowel Movements for Taking a Dump Número 2 Please explain!!
@therighteousdom69325 жыл бұрын
"Im coming back to bed, Brother!" *taps elbow* 😂😂😂
@maharjanlaxmiprasad4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Peters Russian guy : he he he😂😂🤣🤣
@slavadimov60354 жыл бұрын
Laxmi Prasad Maharjan постоянно над этим смеюсь 🤣 Mr. Peter 😂😂😂
@lebah85553 жыл бұрын
Ah yes
@chingkheimang47663 жыл бұрын
I get it
@alien68243 жыл бұрын
Good morning mr pidor
@moonyprongs6 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed this hard before. I can't believe I had tears streaming down my face.
@lthomas89744 жыл бұрын
@ moonyprongs R Peters is SOOOOO funny
@user-ss1sn7so7u3 жыл бұрын
@moonyprongs, Because probably this is your first watched video on this channel? xD
@RK-de5wg2 жыл бұрын
Bro, that was hilarious! I woke my wife up laughing so hard watching this. She said, “ Thanks for waking me up, now I have to go pee!” And, so it begins! 🤣🤣
@EduardBrichuk5 жыл бұрын
"You woke every body in the Northern Hemisphere up!" HAHA!
@richiegaming40984 жыл бұрын
Well ladies lemme tell Ya... That superman thing... It's real 😂
@mimirudoll67054 жыл бұрын
I've seen my husband make that pose. 🤣
@realdude3324 жыл бұрын
Same as peeing outdoors😄
@19891214ful3 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah bruh!
@illuminant-3 жыл бұрын
Stop spreading secrets!
@DhavalSakaria Жыл бұрын
Thats how corona spread 😆
@MadPunky6 жыл бұрын
This describes my wife with pin point accuracy. Such a fine tuned joke almost custom to my experience. I love this so much.
@wajahathasib257 жыл бұрын
All these years and he's still one of the most funniest comedians alive.
@yagubalizada77257 ай бұрын
I wouldn't go that far, he's probably not in top 10 of the North American standupers, but he's funny for sure.
@agelesskarate4 жыл бұрын
The amount of accuracy he talks about women when they pee is so accurate.
@Revolution-bp2kj2 жыл бұрын
Yes, accuracy is accurate.
@ffnovice72 жыл бұрын
;D
@princeicio6 жыл бұрын
''I'm coming back to bed, brother!'' 7:32
@marioiacolucci5 жыл бұрын
Look out!😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
@AswathReacher4 жыл бұрын
Junior17 what's with that???
@marioiacolucci3 жыл бұрын
@@AswathReacher man poor Russell
@kurochan_dat90schick6 жыл бұрын
"I'm coming back to bed, brother!" I'm fucking dead xD
@arshbirsingh56137 жыл бұрын
I think Russel Peters has been spying on me because he just describe what I do with every single little detail
@nyanchera154 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@RedLemons194 жыл бұрын
"Coming back to bed, brother!" **Sweet home Alabama**
@Infruxzing5 жыл бұрын
he narrates in a way that I can picture out visually brilliant
@waleedsyed99216 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed like that in a really long time lol God bless him
@pepekumar38506 жыл бұрын
Waleed Syed Allah bless the infidel!!
@LoriWolfcat6 жыл бұрын
100% accurate! 😹😹 My mom even does the “UUUUGGHH!” Sound.
@bilalyamin4 жыл бұрын
Wtf??? 🙄🙄🙄
@filipobuchowicz87284 жыл бұрын
Billa bhai exactly my thought
@kiruus3 жыл бұрын
Russell has the best sound effect from his mouth 😅
@RainDelay3 жыл бұрын
I just found out about this comedic genius, and then he mentions a "jiu-jitsu roll" at 4:45... Mad respect!
@EddyMolina7 жыл бұрын
I'm coming back to bed BROTHERRR.. I lost it LOL
@marioiacolucci5 жыл бұрын
What does he do sleep with hulk hogan
@marioiacolucci5 жыл бұрын
3 people in one bed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@guatermelon5117 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said "I'm coming back to bed brother"
@marioiacolucci4 жыл бұрын
Body slam!
@alexcrawford53502 жыл бұрын
Haha, it’s funny how the audience laughed so much at him describing his routine and his wife’s routine of going to use the bathroom late at night! That’s one of the hardest throughout a video that I’ve heard the audience laugh at his jokes!
@borislav6561 Жыл бұрын
So relatable. My mom hated noise, especially while she's sleeping 🤣
@ValentineL806 Жыл бұрын
Russel forgot one thing, the little fart at the end? I usually just part my hairy cheeks with one hand and lift my right leg ever so slightly to maintain stealth... Then I return the toilet lid (both of them) flush the toilet and then resume my stealthy return to peaceful slumber.
@CYappaVideos7 жыл бұрын
He's simply best❤ Can't find any alternative of him...
@owtena6 жыл бұрын
George Carlin (unfortunately he died, but he was the best!!!) check: George Carlin - 7 dirty words (best part) George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92] and about "Stuff"
@blacksheep51836 жыл бұрын
owtena George Carlin is Russell's idol.
@owtena6 жыл бұрын
Wow! I didn't know that. Thanks ;)
@blacksheep51836 жыл бұрын
owtena I don't know if that's sarcasm or not. 😂. But glad to be of help. I guess. 😅. If you really didn't know, watch Russell interviewed by Larry King. It's just cool to know that we're following the person/s who idolizes the Philosopher-Comedian George Carlin.
@owtena6 жыл бұрын
Black Sheep, I really didn't know that. English is my third language so I think my phrasing was wrong :D Thank you, I'll watch his interview ;)
@kashishbaliyan96447 жыл бұрын
6:41 its that youtuber jus reign
@anujpuridew6 жыл бұрын
Yes it is :P
@haorock14866 жыл бұрын
Yup
@polynumerous74036 жыл бұрын
kashish baliyan some random youtube pussy?
@SS-sp7rx6 жыл бұрын
kheyl Jenkins wtf why you hate em
@Focusonbehind6 жыл бұрын
Who?
@dpw6546 Жыл бұрын
I've lost it at the Hulk Hogan comparison! 🤣
@W.Holden.65 жыл бұрын
When you wake up to pee in the middle of the night your senses are in a heightened state, it’s truly a phenomenon. You’re never tired
@sidpunk6297 жыл бұрын
6:43 Even Jus Reign watches Russell
@bhaskarshivakumar7 жыл бұрын
sidpunk629 YESSSSSS ! OH YESS ! *flow of satisfaction that someone noticed*
@marioiacolucci7 жыл бұрын
Who?
@sidpunk6297 жыл бұрын
Mario Iacolucci He's a popular Indian KZbinr .. You should go watch his vids :>
@Imperial7916 жыл бұрын
sidpunk629 hes canadian
@sidpunk6296 жыл бұрын
Imperial791 Indian Canadian .. :P
@yoshiki.g14506 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god did I wake you? " LMAO!
@johnndungukamau90685 жыл бұрын
He's just the best. Can't get enough of his jokes.
@renee83024 жыл бұрын
"the pee just cascades into the water"
@fraided887 жыл бұрын
Easily my favorite comedian!
@marioiacolucci5 жыл бұрын
Who gives a shit about respecting a women's sleep when they don't give a shit about us!😬😬😡😡😡😡😡😬😬😬😬
@ILoveYani4 жыл бұрын
@@marioiacolucci sexist
@marioiacolucci4 жыл бұрын
@@ILoveYani chill out!😬😬😬😬😬
@i7MXnotfound3 жыл бұрын
The fact of how true this is is funny as hell 🤣🤣
@finnsalsa93046 жыл бұрын
Holy guacamole! This is so accurate when I think about me & my sister... I go in slowly & quietly but she storms in like a hurricane and slams the door.
@nerissasun20515 жыл бұрын
Omg I’m dying😂😂😂 like every video I watch of him, I’m always dying of laughter and then my parents will just give me this weird look like “what the hell is wrong with her?” 😂 his jokes and accents r the best 😂😂😂
@maytheforcebewithyou43134 жыл бұрын
I know, right! Too hilarious, like I am vindicated right now for decade of creeping to and fro after being afraid to move just yet to get out of bed and pee, and not wash my hands, lmfao.
@Evil.Turkey7 жыл бұрын
(Hulk Hogan voice) "I'm coming back to bed brotha" 😂🤣
@Kirasamui6265 жыл бұрын
Any guy who puts the lid back down at night is a 100% keeper. You don’t even have to be super stealthy or anything like that, just put the seat back down.
@scintillam_dei Жыл бұрын
Y? Afraid rats will crawl out¿
@nahor885 ай бұрын
Honestly, speaking to all guys, just sit down and pee. Ignore that stupid ass societal stigma. You know what they advantage of being a guy is? We have OPTIONS on how to pee, and sitting down is one of them. It's so much easier, and not to mention preferable when you're half asleep and don't have to aim.
@EndlessSummer8884 ай бұрын
@nahor88 At home, I always sit. And at night especially; that's much quieter. The pee has a much shorter distance to travel and it's guaranteed to hit the inside of the bowl.
@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic4 жыл бұрын
You are phenomenal Mr. Peters! I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 You’re hilarious 😂 I really would love to see you live one day!
@vinitvsankhe3 жыл бұрын
My wife concurs every detail he described 🤣
@suhailb.29557 жыл бұрын
6:41 on the left omg its jusreign😲😲
@shivampunia6 жыл бұрын
Eddie McMullen 😂😂
@polynumerous74036 жыл бұрын
Suhail B. OMG. Who fucking cares about a no name loser
@kaitlyndsouza56576 жыл бұрын
Eddie McMullen other than the 195 people who liked post?
@aperture05 жыл бұрын
@Eddie McMullen Other than 285 people? sure.
@TG-bd7yd4 жыл бұрын
@@polynumerous7403 Russell Peters does, seeing as he acknowledged Jus Reign at the end of the special.
@raspberrycream92395 жыл бұрын
I love this guy, his comedy just gets better
@zyxefalc0n5052 жыл бұрын
The hardest part about telling jokes is the delivery man and HE NAILS IT!!!
@priyankapacharne36314 жыл бұрын
I dont know how relatable this is, but it made me laugh out amidst all the "get married" stress. Made my day!!!
@adityajoies2 жыл бұрын
Did you finally get married :D
@thinkersthinking83224 жыл бұрын
6:43 Is it Jus reign! 😍 He's also a very very best of the comedian. Love his content on his channel.
@soniareji74214 жыл бұрын
I saw him too
@Chara_Dreemurr0015 жыл бұрын
*"yeah bitch you woke everyone on the Northern Hemisphere up"* I lost it. Now *I* have to pee 😂😂😂
@ffnovice72 жыл бұрын
Wholesome
@treesbien3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I want to improve my mood I watch this piece and it never failed me. The best!
@ravenraine88936 жыл бұрын
I'm coming back to bed Brothah!!! 😂😂😂😂
@Steveanthonyx7 жыл бұрын
Russel Peters had the ladies laughing hard because they are guilty of the pee pee breaks disturbance over night. Thnx for the exposure hehe
@marioiacolucci5 жыл бұрын
Right on
@buggy59207 жыл бұрын
even squidward likes his jokes
@interestingfacts79444 жыл бұрын
3:17 I am under the impression that there are some farts that can only be set free when urinating.
@Bav-s30z29 күн бұрын
Farting without judgements? What more could I possibly want?
@juliuskassar28814 жыл бұрын
"I'm coming to bed Brother" is what caused me to burst out laughing and get stares from my coworkers
@Ima16 жыл бұрын
No kidding, I have NEVER laughed this hard in my life. You should have seen it happen, lmao
@paungela4 жыл бұрын
I will never wake to use the bathroom at night without thinking of this again. The tap shoes took me OUT. #accurateaf 😳😫😂
@leopeo26233 жыл бұрын
Young women doesn't seems to enjoy that bit while the older womens are enjoying it a lot😂
@isoldejaneholland83702 жыл бұрын
Because I don't do all of that! Except for the sighing when I sit down, because I stall until it's almost too late.
@beebee16504 жыл бұрын
If i am stressed out. I watch this vid and laugh the stress off. His stand up is medicine for me. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 God bless him.
@s.yohannes64297 жыл бұрын
6:41 I see you Jus 😂
@khaledosama62807 жыл бұрын
Who is she ?
@s.yohannes64297 жыл бұрын
Khaled Osama It's the Indian guy on the left. He's a popular KZbinr named Jus Reign.
@gurshanrandhawa17597 жыл бұрын
Khaled Osama its a indian youtube JusReign
@khaledosama62807 жыл бұрын
Oh thanks Is he a comedian ?
@gurshanrandhawa17597 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@evieven41197 жыл бұрын
God! I love this man!!!!! he makes jokes out of simple things 😂😂
@passionfly12 жыл бұрын
Quite possibly THE BEST comedian on this planet!
@himanshia79355 жыл бұрын
I don’t remember the last time I laughed this Hard! 😂😂😂😂 #YouAreAwesome
@sharath66895 ай бұрын
Hii
@calebbabcock56874 жыл бұрын
That Hulk Hogan impression 👍👌😂😂😂😂
@seimonnutouthang57194 жыл бұрын
A masterpiece from the man Russell 👍👍
@jaykaralkar3 жыл бұрын
Peeing on the side and not directly in water is so relatable🤣🤣
@zenasibai76465 жыл бұрын
2:30 I swear I always do that so no one wakes up 😂😂😂😂
@rostamsunny88024 жыл бұрын
U genius.
@cakepigs3 жыл бұрын
i love that during the bathroom joke the people fully laughing are women and couples.
@aashishdongre4 жыл бұрын
That tap dancing was the funniest part. watching on loop
@YellowSTS3 күн бұрын
"I'm coming back to bed brother!" I literally can here Mean Gene say: "OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!"
@jarjeestariq85612 жыл бұрын
the hulk hogan piece had me in tears. watched it over and over again
@Egirl_Slayer4 жыл бұрын
bruh this was the most hilarious sketch ever!
@biberflub4 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the funniest jokes he's ever did!! I honestly laughed a lot. Like full laugh, not a small giggle or chuckle
@crickey__in__durham3 жыл бұрын
Literally watching this vid at 3 AM, contemplating whether I should go to the bathroom or just fall asleep...
@johkonut3 жыл бұрын
idk if you're still trying to decide but i think you should go
@abhishekchaudhary26135 жыл бұрын
I was drinking juice while watching and I almost choked myself 😂😂😂
@fcbarcelonaviki7 жыл бұрын
Yeah Bitch, you woke up everybody in the Northern Hemisphere up!
@ericahn16276 жыл бұрын
"OMG did I wake you~~?" I'm dying!
@kyotovaiau47975 жыл бұрын
he's telling the truth lol ain't lying man
@HealthyAndrew5 жыл бұрын
The hippo comment and the Hulk hogan part made me crack up so hard !!
@luxannevanwulf26586 жыл бұрын
Damn it! He made laugh so hard I inked. Love this guy! So damn funny!
@sadiqrocks1673 жыл бұрын
This stand up comedy never gets old 😂🤣
@serenewolf62672 жыл бұрын
Ah the art of stealth. Its so true, every step, from pouring yourself quietly out of bed to slowly turning the handle to peeing stealthily.
@brianespinosa90132 жыл бұрын
The way he describe the opening the door is so accurate 😂😂
@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic7 жыл бұрын
I love Russell Peters! Been a huge fan of him since I saw his show and heard his famous line, "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad." I've always been a fan and I will always be a fan of him. Looking forward for more uploads! 💖😍😂
@omarfarique63047 жыл бұрын
I was eating while watching this video and I had a really hard time ensuring that the food don't come out of my mouth. This guy is hilarious
@agasti20074 жыл бұрын
It's not comedy. It's poetry ♥️ But seriously, so damn true.
@ZozoTbhd5 жыл бұрын
This is the most relatable thing ever!!!!!😂😂😂😂
@armaansandhu75187 жыл бұрын
wow jus reign has no clue what russel is talking about.😂😂 6:41
@Dictator-is1pe6 жыл бұрын
gamerAS lol
@razer00720736 жыл бұрын
gamerAS Oh shit good eye 😂😂😂
@polynumerous74036 жыл бұрын
gamerAS who fucking cares about some youtube pussy
@aperture05 жыл бұрын
@@polynumerous7403 Who the heck are you? You're spamming this whole comment section.
@anushree35267 жыл бұрын
06:43 THAT'S JUS REIGN!
@253vsh7 жыл бұрын
who is he?
@A-NARA7 жыл бұрын
vivek actually its the guy with mustache on the left
@anushree35267 жыл бұрын
check out his channel. He's really good. He dos skits.
@253vsh7 жыл бұрын
ok.. thanks
@caeliknight6 жыл бұрын
I had the same reaction lol
@dillingersam5885 жыл бұрын
Best Stand up Comedian Excellent Job Russell Go Raptors Go We The North The Six Canada Rules 😀❤
@AdityaYadav-nr1hu4 жыл бұрын
Just noticed Jusreign sitting there laughing
@jishan69924 жыл бұрын
I have noticed too! He is taking notes I guess!
@rooaloo13 жыл бұрын
I’m a woman and I went through the same stealth maneuvers he did (minus the side bowl) that he did when getting up in the middle of the night! Including dreaming of peeing, lol! I woke back up a couple of times thinking I was about to pee right then... The slow scoot, push the blanket, slither out of bed! Fun memories, 😂
@garyjones25612 жыл бұрын
Lol, yeah your tinkle's gonna be pretty loud. 😁
@bigkhan69046 жыл бұрын
One of the best of all tym!!! Seen him live 2nite in Pleasanton and he's a great comedian. Interacts with the crowd and can come off the head ....freestyle. hilarious
@supersaiyan244 жыл бұрын
Notice the delivery pattern gets quicker in the butt of the joke. Genius delivery and well thought out story telling.
@nadeenmohiar61935 жыл бұрын
First time i ever cry while watching a comedian 😂😂😂