Late Night Tumblr Posts "The One Where He Sings"

[@ducky_dawn4741]

God fucking damnit Seymour. Never Sing "UwU Bean" ever again you absolute abomination. Your mother is deeply disappointed. Be silent now as you ponder in thought of your past choices and how it had led to an Angry Stranger calling you an Absolute Abomination over the Internet. I now shall quote a famous meme: "*KNOW YOU FUCKING PLACE, TRASH.*"

[@PMSeymour]

Y'know what just cause of that, Imma sing it all the time

[@ducky_dawn4741]

@@PMSeymour godDAMNIT

[@PMSeymour]

YOUR CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES SUGAR I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING

[@ducky_dawn4741]

@@PMSeymour XD HAHA! this is my favorite interaction.

[@Ymir_r]

UwU bean UwU bean UwU bean UwU bean UwU bean UwU bean UwU bean UwU bean UwU bean UwU bean UwU bean UwU besn

[@gameridiotNOT]

Oh god, Blues Clues is now an anime *and I don't know about it*

[@TheDaxter11]

Yousef Abdallah bruh, its blues clues: the anime

[@thechaospony6037]

Anime name is outbreak company

[@drakecurry8873]

@@thechaospony6037 Thank you

[@can0cringe]

What about a McDonalds anime

[@avoiceofreason7]

@@can0cringe The Devil is a Part Timer

[@raptorcharly8055]

I was not in any way ready for the training bras Pokemon theme. I'm just sitting here silently dying because holy guacamole it's hilarious.

[@joekaput747]

Sometimes Tumblr is a glorious place. But those moments are few and far between

[@raptorcharly8055]

@@joekaput747 Honestly I've found loads of glorious Tumblr content without even being a member. The writing/fanfic community has a lot of moments.

[@joekaput747]

@@raptorcharly8055 a lucky visitor you are, then. I envy you in this regard

[@raptorcharly8055]

@@joekaput747 I've seen some severe nastiness as well but I gotta say the writing prompts alone have been worth it.

[@wingedalpha]

Lol same, my sister is across the room and she was just like what are you _watching_?! while I'm over here dying of laughter

[@GeneralEverywhen]

"Wow, I can't believe their parents were in (the Steven Universe) fandom." Ah yes, such *radical* new names. Like "Greg", "Pearl", and "Steven."

[@kowalskianalyse7743]

I'll list a few harry potter , ace , natsu , and felix.

[@wondermittens1844]

tbh if i did come across a child called Bismuth, Peridot, or Garnet I don't think i'd be surprised

[@ElvinJrSalut]

First of all the anime is Outbreak Company And second... BOOBIEMON!!!

[@randombrit13]

Elvin Salut thank you my hero

[@mothmanssugarbaby5978]

no it's blues clues

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

@Elvin Salut BLASPHEMY

[@deamoncastor7307]

There's also an Easter egg that says "all of your base will belong to us."

[@chaoscat1499]

Ah, thanks. Let's see what Wikipedia says about it... Plot: "Shinichi Kano is a young secluded otaku-" This is trash, hard pass.

[@CATibal]

The training bras song is my new ringtone and you can't stop me- Well you probably could. Edit: thanks for 900+ likes!

[@pal1d1nl1ght]

Why would i?

[@ShowMeLoveFilms]

"Nah, nah, nah.... Let em try it."

[@arandomstartreknerd7261]

Just make sure your phone never rings in front of your parents...

[@KenHowler2004]

I don't blame you at all XD

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

@GRAPE Video to mp3 converters exist mate. Just do that then cut the length.

[@gogoyugirl9713]

I’m just imagining that photo of Seymour blowing a kazoo while looking pissed off and imagining him playing the Pokémon theme like that and I can’t!! Hahahaha

[@BeccaTehBunny]

I died at the kazoo. 😂😂😂 that’s just your favorite thing now, isn’t it Pat?

[@bobbyjon1614]

BOOBEMON! it's you and me! don't know if i'm A or C!

[@HoneydewBeach]

I'll test these and you test those! BOOBEMON!

[@thewizarddave2025]

GOTTA TRY THEM ALL!!!

[@beezabub06]

Boobiemon!!!

[@GradientExe]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu cuuuuuup boobemon

[@davidparkes7741]

GO BOOBICHU!

[@IamaPERSON]

It's National Happiness Day! Hope everyone has something good happen to them!

[@evilnerd064]

I puked

[@IamaPERSON]

@@evilnerd064 that means you're getting the sickness out!

[@LadyJuse]

I just heard someone do a bra based parody of the Pokemon theme song

[@IamaPERSON]

@@LadyJuse that's amazing

[@ctflame]

Aside from this video, I dunno but maybe something good happened?

[@pikachufantastic]

Ok the singing had me literally laughing thanks PM, Thank you!

[@jagirl966]

I lost it 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@chipsleftwing]

0:26 "Mom this is my new friend, Davekat!" "Aww, that's so nice of you Optimus!"

[@seerofdoom6914]

If I ever meet someone named Davekat I’m gonna throw myself at the floor and screech in anger until my lungs bleed There’s gotta be a like somewhere in okay

[@Flowerboi145]

@@dr.blockcraft6633 me: (finds someone name Mirai) Me: (visible confusion/anxiety and distressed screeching)

[@isaacdenley1922]

It doesn't say I have to slap him hard I slap lightly them give him 2mil

[@HORRIOR1]

It is a DUCK (or a goose). Slap it hard enough to kill it, roast it, and then eat it. You get 88 million and a meal.

[@jethrotheguy9938]

There are two types of people

[@Suckeychicken]

1. hit (someone or something) with the palm of one's hand or a flat object. ... petting something roughly is slapping it, I know what I must do...

[@runedoom]

Or slap then stab em. I killed for less already.

[@MindLayer]

@@HORRIOR1 Ron Swanson

[@Nopenotactive]

*immediately laughing because of the pokemon theme at the end XD*

[@CrankyKelly]

*BOOBEMON* 🤣🤣🤣

[@forgottenprince3706]

_Gotta catch em all~_

[@octogill]

Or should it be “Gotta Hide ‘em All”?

[@morganrogue5305]

*RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S SMOLEST UwU BEAN*

[@josephkobler9906]

AAAHHHHHH IT SNUCK UP BEHIND ME AND SNAP MY SPINE!!!

[@TheSt0neK1ng]

AAAAWH NO IT GOT ME AGAIN!

[@morganrogue5305]

Hehehehehe XD

[@Flowerboi145]

@@josephkobler9906 like a dullahan? (Ha mythology reference)

[@josephkobler9906]

@@Flowerboi145 it's a reference to one of his previous videos

[@EvaHoshizora]

02:58 They are trained to be the very breast Like no one ever bras To catch them is my real chest To train them are my tata's I will browse across the store Trying on every size Need training bras to understand THE MAMMARIES INSIDE BOOBEMON

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

Gotta try them all (from A to G) I know what's the best for me Ohhh, you're my best friend On a chest we must suspend BOOBÉMON Gotta try them all (a pair so true) Your uplifts will pull them through You teach me and I'll teach you BOOBÉMON! (Gotta try them all)

[@zoealexander4323]

I suddenly like training bras a whole lot more now. That was PURE DEDICATION.

[@peteralfano9217]

So you have a tendency to post videos at the end of my accounting class The class where everyone fools our teacher into telling stories for the full period and never get anything done. So im usuallt sitting for an hour, sometimes 2, just rotting my brain Then You post a video after it all and im just like "YEEEEESS A STIMULI" So thank you, seymour. You save my freaking life regularly

[@zaramintheequanimous]

He is always a lifeboat ... Cause I ship him ~ UwU

[@szarekhthesilentking7043]

@@zaramintheequanimous *hold up*

[@lonelybunny9965]

*claps at the kazoo cover of the pokemon theme* beautiful.......just beautiful 👏👏👏

[@amandatheamazing4040]

Nothing makes me happier the the sound of shaken bees in the morning

[@blazetwin8885]

that last part is the solid reason I've been smiling all day long

[@XaraTheDragon]

that last song killed me XD SOMEONE MAKE A FULL VERSION OF THIS!

[@yourdoom6554]

The instant I see my mom, I'm showing her your song. AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

How long are you grounded for?

[@yourdoom6554]

@@Joseph_Drew_III I was told I was grounded forever. So about five minutes.

[@skai5020]

_when you actually read the animorph books_

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

I looked at the flipart on the corners of the pages.

[@noname-kx4cu]

I loved that series!

[@dalemorgan8263]

That series ruled.

[@skai5020]

Those books were the bomb and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[@normal6483]

*When you were actually traumatized by the Animorphs books.*

[@AdventureHusky]

I love this channel and all the cringe that comes with it

[@erzaroronoa2137]

This just made my day, thank you so much.

[@prastarkeepers]

2:10 I . . . I did. They're actually part of why I became an author in the first place.

[@ultraliskbuilder5831]

I read the first few... It was a nightly thing.... And then I went to the library And figured out that there were more then 80.

[@Takisan111]

That series was amazing. I was always amazed just how dark some of the stories actually got.

[@dalemorgan8263]

Animorphs was my jam.

[@AceOfBlackjack]

ULTRALISK BUILDER yup I am stuck I need more -get the gun-

[@pyrosianheir]

All of mine still sit on a shelf at my parent's house. XD They were frickin' great and probably part of the reason I graduated to the regular SF/F section by middle school. YA back then didn't land as hard when you read a series about teenagers getting disemboweled on a regular basis and dealing with the PTSD from that.

[@Gaarafan007]

For the record, yes I read Animorphs. They were my favorite series growing up, and I made sure to get the new one when it came out as much as possible. I missed quite a few however, and gave my Mom a standing request to keep an eye out at any used bookstore or fleamarket/garage sale. Even now, easily more than 20 years since my collection began and I've since stopped reading them regularly, I'm missing maybe 2 or 3 out of a total of 64 books. I even watched the TV show after school.

[@sunnyrenxy2632]

2:13 ANIMORPHS I HAVE THEM! AND THE COVERS ARE BRILLIANT! BUT THE STORYS ARE GOOD! MY PERSONAL FAV IS NUMBER FOUR

[@Takisan111]

I too really enjoyed the book my favorite character got introduced ^_^ Ax is one of the most under appreciated aliens in fiction. I also really like book 13 though any of the books where the freed Hork-Bajir take a notable role will be high up there for me.

[@commanderfoxtrot]

About the whole “friend has the name of a fictional character” thing, I know a guy that not only shares his name with an anime character (who is a space pirate), but also has 2 sisters who also are named after anime characters/shows.

[@wickederebus]

Bebop?

[@LuneWatcher]

My English teacher's kid is named after Ezra Scarlet, no joke.

[@TallboyDave]

Harlock?

[@commanderfoxtrot]

David Abramczyk Trowa

[@jasminevelarde4867]

I was supposed to be named after a Naruto Character!

[@arthuradelaide1266]

Wow I must be more stressed than I thought Anyone got some French fries?

[@IamaPERSON]

I have fries, but they were made in America. Still want them?

[@arthuradelaide1266]

@@IamaPERSON I mean....I'm from America...I'll take what I can get

[@IamaPERSON]

@@arthuradelaide1266 here you go!

[@arthuradelaide1266]

@@IamaPERSON thank, friend

[@riotxriot840]

What about Belgian Fries

[@2timothy17girl]

I literally felt tears in my eyes at the pokemon parody (I couldn't lol I'm at wok XD)

[@alexiusthelion3434]

He gosh diddly-dang did it again uwu

[@kyona5422]

Seymore: "ra ra rasputin, russia's smallest UwU bean!" Me: *groans from the cringe*

[@bongbong785]

"I can't believe they were in that fandom!" *Shows Steven Universe caption over it* *All of my skin starts to shed like a snake while the tiny worm in my lung screams the highest pitch it can known to mankind*

[@Flaming_Saturn]

2:09 I actually did! Back in middle school, they were actually really good books

[@WaywardGrimm]

thank you very much sir i do believe my day will be better because of this video.

[@andromeda_va39]

It has been literal years and the training bra song still makes me laugh/cry

[@morgrem_irl]

omg the middle of the animorphs transformation was really concerning and hilarious at the same time

[@transnewt]

2:11 i also did this my first introduction to animorphs was actually a small fanfic, containing multitudes of childhood trauma, ptsd, racism (speciesism?), some particularly brutal cannibalism, genocide, and of course, war crimes. i later learned that was just how animorphs is.

[@transnewt]

only watership down really compares, tbh. love it.

[@dracos0024]

Thanks to you, I just finished hearing ra ra rasputin 5 times in a row.

[@etps4444]

0:34 This whole thing reminds me the "Pull the trigger, Piglet" meme. 😂

[@wanderover6417]

50% of the comments:the bra song at the end was too funny Other 50% of comments: ra ra rasputin Russias smollest UwU bean

[@zavodila9279]

I'm so proud of everyone on that last post

[@EmRose.r]

Oh. I'm stressed, anxious and lonely/sexually frusterated... Yup. Sounds about right for how my life is going rn.

[@Astr0_Man]

I'm all except jealous and sexually frustrated XD

[@EmRose.r]

@@Astr0_Man well, I'll see you at the buffett table then

[@Astr0_Man]

@@EmRose.r I'll see u there

[@JenniNoMercy]

Look, the duck is cute.....but I'm like REALLY in debt.....I actually can't decide

[@CrystalKitty1220]

I find it ironic that the person talking about "I can't believe their parents were in 'that' fandom" is named FourTris-Divergent

[@lailukaislurking]

2:17 At one point, I got curious enough to read one of the Animorphs books in grad school, and they were actually really good. So I read a couple. After a couple of years, I decided to read one again for old times sake. When I did, I discovered that they were even better than I remembered, partially due to the fact that they got published by scholastic at all. Reading them as an adult makes you realize that those books are the child version of Attack on Titan. Both series have almost all of the same elements.

[@starman4572]

Hey. Watching 11 different crappy Isekai anime unironically WAS good for something after all! I know where that screenshot is from! Also I read those Animorph books. My childhood has been insulted. Cassie is bae.

[@starman4572]

@@totallynotabja Outbreak Company

[@totallynotabja]

@@starman4572 *ok mistakes were made*

[@dalemorgan8263]

It's their loss for not reading them.

[@1SunnyDaze0]

Rachel was a huge inspiration for me growing up

[@DeadHouseMouse]

Petition to have Boobemon played at the end of those puberty videos

[@ameliabender2242]

As someone who has a really hard time finding the right bra size cause my boobs are so big I genuinely appreciate that song.

[@dyszquloyyu7745]

I was waiting for the moment and it was FREAKING BETTER THAN EXPECTED.

[@Azure-Flame-Bee]

*child brings home a friend* *friend is named Karkat* Good god, a Homestuck managed to breed

[@djburk7930]

That training bra one...gosh darn it Seymour. You and your miracle kazoo.

[@zoesoundglave3897]

413 veiws and nothing about stairs

[@rebeccamurphy5947]

mr. L i warned you about stairs bro!

[@pikajade]

2 years later and this still holds up just as well as his newest videos, can't improve on perfection

[@sashawallace1916]

Got love Marilyn Monroe

[@No1AldamonFanGirl]

Hell yes, now I'm wondering if the compliment of "So-and-so's so beautiful, they can make a potato sack look good" is a result of her being a sassy, savage superstar.

[@damiandodd8306]

The singing was A++++++ I’ve never laughed so hard and bopped to the beat at the same time, bless you sir

[@joie98]

0:55 well I guess I’m always depressed

[@TheMediaMage]

It is taking EVERYTHING I have not to die of laughter in my school's library right now! XDD

[@funwithchristina563]

3:01 I HAD MY POKEMON PLUSHIES WITH ME AND EVERYTHING AND THIS IS THE PART HE SINGS! 😂 IDK WEATHER I SHOULD BE PLEASED OR OFFENDED!

[@jaschabull2365]

Was one of your pokémon toys Abra? ;D

[@funwithchristina563]

@@jaschabull2365 no actually. That's one that I don't have. Wait... Omg, how do you tell someone to go to hell without them fully deserving to? Go to purgatory!

[@jessi-jamesfryman5896]

You should totally sing more often please!!!! Kazoo-man you are amazing!!!

[@tbe9790]

Best. Video. EVAH!

[@astrophelX]

It's been almost year, and I _still_ think I should snatch your rights for singing that whole Boobemon bit in a vERY FUCKING GOOD VOICE. I WILL DO IT. ONE OF THESE DAYS.

[@blackhatiscoming9026]

ITS CALLED OUTBREAK COMPANY! NOT THE BLUES CLUES ANIME. THIS TRIGGERS ME.

[@anonymous9656]

This guy animes

[@kilesov117]

nah its the blues clues anime change my mind

[@Ass_Juice]

It's actually called Blue's Note

[@deamoncastor7307]

Guys, let them have this.

[@blackhatiscoming9026]

ITS LIKE DISRESPECTING BLUE AND OUTBREAK COMPANY! BLUE IS NO LIZARD AND BROOKE IS NO DOG.

[@evelynmiletinova7112]

You are the most amazing thing to ever happen to this planet, please keep it up and stay healthy!

[@prashidash]

Depends on your definition of slap I would do it softly. Very softly. Like a pat. I would pat him. He deserves a happy little pat. (0:00)

[@vkgamimg8493]

The animorph books were amazing

[@GreyKnightsVenerable]

0:10 is there any educated man out there that might inform me of the ACTUAL anime?

[@incognitopotato3516]

Guitar outbreak conpany is the name

[@JNJNRobin1337]

@@incognitopotato3516 just called 'outbreak company'

[@S3b4P]

Oh my, that song at the end was beautiful

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

I read the animorph books, they were kind of dark at times

[@arandomstartreknerd7261]

Were they good?

[@arandomstartreknerd7261]

I was always too scared to read them because the covers freaked me out...

[@iatychi]

Aw yea, those were good books I read a bunch a few years ago- they had pretty good plot and characters, but could be kinda spooky At least to my younger self lol

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

TrekkieGirl SuperNerd they were good, although they did occasionally have times off body horror and was a bit mature

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

I just remember the books were 1. One of the characters gets torched the whole time 2. Someone almost gets hit with a car after realizing how many they killed, 3. Cockroaches are gross and that’s one of their most common morphs

[@BulbaGaming123]

I thought I was going insane because of that damn background kazoo, God fucking dammit!

[@brookethegachagamer1835]

Slap him for 88 million dollars?? No.

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

Yes. It didn't specify how hard to slap him. You could just slap him gently.

[@IncoherentCowboyJ]

Id slap him so...so......softly that all it would do is feel a breeze because *GOD DAMNIT ITS TO CUTE*

[@dominquebauer8489]

I haven't watched in like a month or 2 and have cane back to so much to watch

[@OptimisticRealist3168]

When did blu become a lizard men? Did their D&D champain go wrong? Also PM if you do something for D&D I will personal Smite AM for you.

[@chop3334]

*laughing* D Ahnhn D C H A M P A I N ahahHAAHHehehHahweha

[@davidparkes7741]

I know I'm replying to a two year old comment but what if Steve polymorphed Blue in to the lizard cause her real form (as a Blink Dog) was made illegal in that village? Lol.

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

the bringing home a friend thing reminds me of the characters i used to imagine that were named after pokemon gym leaders/elite 4 members please kill me

[@MegaKH2fan]

To be fair, a good half of them have regular names. Agatha, Gary, Giovanni...

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

@@MegaKH2fan hahahhahahahahaahhahahahah YOU KNOW NOTHING

[@christinalee6091]

Bless you, Pat, for singing that post, you made my day 😂

[@missclayman5180]

That last post was the only example of the internet coming in complete understanding of each other. In perfect unison, without prior practice, they created a masterpiece.

[@edsweet2858]

You know the first one am I aloud to put something very incredibly soft on my hand so he does not get hurt

[@darkridrago6146]

Everytime I get dragged into a lingerie section at a store ever again I will be seeing that damn song 😂

[@niyah0806]

As someone who's read all fifty four animorph books. I thoroughly enjoyed ever single moment except one.

[@joliecravy5513]

Not me crying my heart out cause finally someone else remember The Ultimate Spiderman from 2012

[@vinnexjuni]

I want that song on spotify

[@genericuser849]

liked the video just because of that last part. I hope you're proud of yourself

[@foreveremerald8532]

* sheds tear * That ending, so beautiful.

[@swadloom40]

All of those were amazing but it was the animorphs one that got me.

[@justin2308]

I just sat here and listened to this man sing the Pokemon theme but with bras.... I love these videos.

[@cryptidfenic5030]

this is the best thing on this website thank you

[@andreacaininstinct]

Glorious. Every single moment.

[@meerkatzrookus8934]

Whelp I’m scarred for life by this episode Well done

[@Deathgodshi]

So satisfying that when I clicked the thumbs up button it went from 4.9K to 5K. I am greatly pleased with this video for it twas amazing. Yay

[@alphaproductionz]

I have to say that last segment I completely lost it at work..... I swear my manager thinks I’m crazy cause I told him I was listening to P.M Seymour and he looked at me and I was like you don’t know your not cool......I was then given tones of paper work......worth it!

[@nekowitch417]

Last year I discovered someone in my town named their kid Kirito. And I watched a kid named Niklaus. And another named Isabella. Yes THAT Bella.

[@shinmeki]

Honestly, this very video was the best thing I have seen all day. So thank for this video. c:

[@tjstarblood624]

Somehow your videos are even better when I imagine my brother and his friends high off their asses carrying out these conversations with each other.

[@hauntedstereo367]

Beautiful

[@caiterbunch3932]

man, that last one was COORDINATED.

[@lulusobel8643]

To quote Pop Team Epic “Maarilyyyyyn Monroeeeeee MAAAARRRILLLYYYN MONRRROOEeeee”

[@il1kesharkz]

Truly beautiful.