Late to class

[@JeaneyCollects]

If you do not see me from this point forth, I will have been bested by the creature.

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

The bug is to wise , the only option to do is pray , soon it'll take over the world

[@theairisamagician830]

All hail bug

[@JustthesameJn]

All hail bug

[@GasolineLicker]

All hail bug

[@Nerv_Swirv]

All hail bug

[@Inflake]

I can imagine this kid at the corner of his room just typing and simultaneously looking at the bug as he prepares for death

[@shawnd181]

Like a soldier writing his final goodbyes to the world 💀

[@unoriginalname1]

When he finally gets out the room, he finds out there are more bugs everywhere he goes.

[@e_jiuu]

@@shawnd181 “To my dearest wife Edith” 😭😭

[@Joe-sd2kx]

Stfu

[@stare4539]

YeEe

[@blox3400]

this was the hardest challenge of the dude's life. Those 20 minutes felt like years for him, it was pure suffering, the bug fortunately did die because of its low life span, but if it had a day or so extra on its life span, the dude would have died.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Imagine if it was a bug species of the longest lifespan

[@fatlarry161]

@@dfquartzidn6151 fun fact! That would be a termite queen! the average termite queen can live around 17 years, while some have been known to live up to 50! Imagine being trapped alone in a room, guarded by the malevolent matriarch that is the termite queen! You just want to get to class, but she won't let you. Thousands of tiny termites swarm you with every move you make, you try to inch your way out but they swarm your feet... it becomes impossible to traverse the room without wading through a sea of termites. The minutes turn to hours, turn to days, turn to weeks... or has it? You can't remember. Time has no meaning. You've finally had enough, you sprint directly to the door, termites be damned! But they quickly surround you, crawling up your legs, making their way up your spine as they swarm you, biting and gnawing you as your vision goes black. You wake up at the other side of the room, the only thing between you and the door is termites. They keep bringing you food, you don't know where they get it, but it seems they just won't let you die. 50 years pass and the termite queen dies, the termites disperse and you realize you're free... but the termite queen got what she wanted. You're now a 68 year old with no life experience, education, or saved funds. "Enjoy being homeless" you can almost hear her chant from beyond the grave. "Why would a sentient creature do that to somebody else?!" You say to yourself as if anybody can actually hear you in the long abandoned halls of your local community college. "It just seems so needlessly cruel, there's just no gain! Now my life has been wasted but for what? At the cost of your own life it all seems so pointless!" But your words fall on deaf ears, for the first time in 50 years... you're alone.

[@JotaInu]

@@fatlarry161 Thank you for giving me a new fear

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@fatlarry161 That’s beautiful and terrifying. I’ve already looked it up but this is amazing, lmao. Thank you.

[@unliving_ball_of_gas]

@@fatlarry161 I'm just gonna hang this in my "KZbin comments hall of fame"

[@gurepbell]

"Respectfully, i am in tears" i'd honestly excuse em lmao

[@FireCraftEntertainment]

woah no replies?

[@Rayven_420]

@@FireCraftEntertainment joe mama

[@redpepper74]

@@Rayven_420 KZbin’s experimental translate feature just provided a translation of “joe mama”, translating it to “joe mama”. I expect nothing less from KZbin. Glorious

[@kadeksurya1]

Im the third to comment of this comment. Im proud and i want to thank to my dad, and my mom, my friends, my best friends, my teacher, my principal, my math teacher, my science teacher, my english teacher, my PE teacher, my geograpic teacher, my second math teacher, my second science teacher, my second PE teacher, the clown class in my class, the quiet kid that is in my class, the anime kid that is in my class, the front kid, the back kid, many of that later... my president, all of the president, and all of the kings, and all of the queens, 1 year later. And i the last one is god. Yeah i totally mant to say god at the last not first.

[@kadeksurya1]

@@redpepper74 YOU MORO

[@kwick_music]

Humans: Why are elephants scared of mice? Elephants are way bigger. Also humans:

[@Shinysnomni]

mice usually don’t have wings, and their faces are a lot cuter than your average bug

[@Shinysnomni]

@@wiltandblush we’re not talking about them we’re talking about everyone else

[@jasonstarrising]

@@Shinysnomni You do realize we're talking about how elephants perceive mice, which is a completely different scenario from how humans perceive bugs. Obviously, elephants and humans will have different opinions on what features are "cute" and what's "scary" lmao, there is no point in trying to generalize here. All we can say for sure is that it's clearly wrong to say elephants being scared of mice is weird... when we get scared of bugs in the same manner.

[@luminescentgem7254]

A lot of bugs are really cute

[@Chirrie]

@@Shinysnomni bugs look cool though

[@thekodex1186]

This deserves its own feature film. A teacher waiting in anticipation as the student and the bug are locked in a combat-less duel of the wits, the class on the edge of their seat trying to deduct what happens next as the student tries to figure a way out.

[@mediokay508]

It's a psychology major and the students are from different degrees. Half are studying human psychology, the other animal behaviour. It's a full blown workshop to try and predict the course of the struggle.

[@andrewdiedrich3097]

@@mediokay508 I'd actually show up if labs were like this.

[@arahman56]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off except this.

[@Zakaker]

Then they all decide to video call the student to help them overcome the hardship through sheer power of friendship, and we get YuGiOh-like reaction shots of the teacher and the classmates nervously analyzing the moves of both parties and trying to figure out a way for our protagonist to survive the seemingly impossible challenge from fate itself. Halfway through the battle, the teacher gives us an emotional flashback of when they found themselves in the same situation and managed to overcome it thanks to their friends' support, so they cheer up the protagonist together with the other students, allowing them to finally find the courage to face their fears and defeat their childhood arch-nemesis forever (read: until the writers run out of ideas for a sequel)

[@LassIV]

we can easily picture this scene irl

[@saltytilt]

Every email I send for this month will now conclude with “Respectfully, I am in tears”

[@Yulia.chandrika]

😂😂😂

[@nahueltorresramirez8841]

Hey Tom! I got a brand new PlayStation for my birthday!! Now we can play and have fun, This is the best day of my life Respectfully, i am in tears,

[@kecym.4808]

haha

[@hilltoelennyt2391]

Hey Nahuel! I love the enthusiasm? My hand can do all the chores in the dishwasher. I also know how to close all the doors in the house. I've even made breakfast on a sunny day. Respectfully I am in tears

[@skizzpulse]

@@nahueltorresramirez8841 makes sense

[@heywhat6676]

That whirring at the end- I fear this person did not make it out alive

[@vinnyandlin8510]

Some say they are still trying to get out of their room

[@iamok6152]

so the legend is true, the dark lord is here...

[@KyokuiGhostASMR]

The bug had bested him...

[@reyphobic]

I believe so too

[@deltasexual8251]

You forgot flamethrowers are a thing. Oh wait, i forgot my gas mask.

[@nesha_owo]

why does this feel more like a last will and testament rather than an excuse letter 😭

[@midorit-t]

Cause it is

[@Noperare]

He said "I will be there" so he has faith he will survive

[@Duck-3]

​@@Noperarei guess faith is one of the last things you lose

[@8SaoriKatsu8]

Because it's not a non-genuine excuse e-mail, she really got a bug phobia and it's so relatable, the phobia does make you feel like you're in survival mode with a genuine panic attack... 😉

[@yououttapocket]

​​@@8SaoriKatsu8I had a black field cricket in my house and at the time I had no idea it was. They are absolutely terrifying if you don't know it's a cricket. It's fast, its large, it has wings, and sometimes it runs straight at you.

[@garrettrose8038]

I once emailed a Prof about being late and was being really respectful she responded, "Lol I'll be late today too"

[@AffyMoon]

Based prof

[@dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604]

BASED

[@SniffishBowl]

Professional

[@princeteall2833]

Imagine if the response was "lmao same"

[@NICOLE-pe2wy]

@@AffyMoon 6

[@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263]

This was quite the jest. Respectfully, I am in tears.

[@Shichism]

Ok.

[@JustthesameJn]

@@Segoz_ we do a little trolling

[@faceboy1392]

you don't wanna be in tears disrespectfully, that would just be rude

[@Hirokuyume]

Please pardon my rudeness but may I know whose armpit you refuse to sign on?

[@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263]

@@Hirokuyume No problem good sir. That would be a small, intoxicated Scottish man with quite the beard.

[@Hollarite]

“You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge.” -The Cicada, probably.

[@BlackWolfCosplay]

I imagined the cicada to have Voldemorts voice from the Stephen Fry audiobooks when I read this 😂

[@Ainator_]

lmao

[@Nyanparee]

Not related But your pfp though :O

[@Hollarite]

@@Nyanparee Why thank you

[@alanst_1]

I like your PFP lol

[@chadferrell122]

"respectfully, i am in tears" a moment of silence for this soldier

[@VanshBhutani-u5u]

'We are at stalemate'

[@michaelstewart9308]

Top 10 most horrifying last messages sent before death

[@Yulia.chandrika]

😂😂 this comment section is even funnier than the video

[@thehumanspider7]

dudee😂😂😂

[@jooniedundance2074]

@Kaelan Cardwell Okay Kaelan Cardwell

[@kass_G59]

Number fifteeeeen, cæn you emagine beeeing stuck in your rooom with this hideous crrrreatutre? Honestly If I sahw that damn thing in my room, I’d stomp on on it till it was a small brown STEIN. This was so uncalled for but I just had to.

[@justAnormalPTFSPilot]

The vassal if horror will get ya if ya don't brush your teeth

[@kevinfoo8031]

This person was never late for English classes, beautifully written.

[@thehumanspider7]

he/she is now

[@hilltoelennyt2391]

@@thehumanspider7 remember to rinse your bowl out after your done going to the bathroom

[@mikelastname9444]

I don't know, "vassal of horror" isn't that great. Why vassal? A vassal has a very specific meaning in the medieval feudal system. It doesn't really add anything to this sentence, or really even mean much of anything. I think most likely the student originally wrote something along the lines of "servant of evil," and then used a thesaurus to try to make it sound fancier.

[@williamjones8432]

@@mikelastname9444 I’m sure they meant to use the word “vessel”, not “vassal”

[@mikelastname9444]

@@williamjones8432 Could be, that does make more sense

[@pyrah0495]

"A stalemate is better than checkmate" -Sun Tzu, probably

[@psm-e4o]

😆

[@miyakoyoshika100yearsago4]

🤯🥵🥵😩😩😩🤗🤗🤗

[@greatwavefan397]

Even better than a stalemate? A mate.

[@SnoppleWopple]

hhahahaha get it because the funny art of war guy.

[@peacefullolvitp7893]

@@greatwavefan397 *sad virgin noises*

[@Michael_CDK]

He admits to being at every disadvantage but is clear that he will indeed make it through. Truly, this chap is a legend.

[@thatboyakira4202]

Tell me you're English without telling me you're English.

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@clexo2155 "No problem mate, I hope that whatever you're doing is done to a T".

[@Strawman36]

He?

[@WhiteWolf-lm7gj]

He knows he will lose, but he'll live to fight another day

[@MasouShizuka]

A disadvantage is merely a situation, not the outcome.

[@_Fyodor_Dostoevsky_]

It takes a man of courage to accept that he has been outplayed by a bug

[@BasedPureblood]

Profile pic checks out.

[@crystalsnow3558]

Lmao

[@coralxanpu]

he got dunked on

[@hypocriticalsatire3966]

@@BasedPureblood profile pic checks out

[@yourlocalhampter2567]

Bug is smart?

[@AMindInOverdrive]

"We are locked in a stalemate, and I am at every disadvantage" - probably one of the best descriptions by someone scared of bugs LOL

[@_Vergil_]

Yeah

[@_g8dfathr_678]

"And I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this."

[@_Vergil_]

@@_g8dfathr_678 Yeah

[@Whereyoureyesdontgo]

@@_Vergil_ Yeah

[@killuazoldyck7597]

Yeah, pretty much

[@sniper9395]

I love how you can tell he's genuinely terrified and yet he makes the email as formal as possible

[@ambi_cc8464]

The sniper from terraria from team fortress 2

[@ausbossmoved]

@@ambi_cc8464 what

[@kaytekan]

It's some kind of farewell note.

[@megarigged]

@@ambi_cc8464 you mean the sniper from terraria from team fortress 2 from cs:go

[@wheeze-son8421]

@@megarigged no, no I think you mean the sniper from terraria who made a cameo in team defense fortress 2 in cs go who was from yo mamas house at fortnite.

[@luyesterlucky151]

"Im not sure how late, but I will be there" Bug: You are a bit too optimistic boy

[@circeeldritchworkaholicwitch13]

Why do I relate? Like, this is horrifyingly weird but also amusingly accurate.

[@miyakoyoshika100yearsago4]

962 likes and 0 replies? I'll make that change.

[@masterbaiter8860]

1.9k likes and 1 reply? I'll make that change.

[@seoksoon]

2.2k likes and 3 replies? I'll make that change.

[@MaleteoDBZ]

2.3k likes and 4 replies? I’ll make that change.

[@shadowmoth6616]

2.4 likes and 5 replies? I'll make that change.

[@1337fraggzb00N]

Plot twist: the bug wrote the message and the pupil is already dead.

[@deletedaccount6498]

OoF 💀

[@afisap6969]

It says that he'll be there, does it means the bug will bring his body to class?

[@1337fraggzb00N]

@@afisap6969 it's part of the disguise.

[@hexwolfi]

@@1337fraggzb00N He'll come to class in the form of a swarm of hornets wearing a trenchcoat

[@1337fraggzb00N]

@@hexwolfi sounds reasonable.

[@MadJack1]

The more detailed version of "My dog ate my homework"

[@temporalmentetonto]

The bug is guarding the door

[@Roma_da_]

The more online classrooms version XD. "My dog ate my laptop". Would be hilarious, stupid and cringe at the same time.

[@AquariusSubscribeToTechnoblade]

The dog didnt eat my homework, THE BUG ATE *ME*

[@mariotheundying]

@@Darenz-cg9zg "Why didn't you go to class yesterday?" "My dog ate my laptop" I don't think anyone would believe you lmao

[@grandmasteryoda6717]

@@Darenz-cg9zg I hope your dog is well fed and not starving by any means.

[@BrianWanke]

As someone with a dreadful fear of bugs, this is understandable and relatable in the worst way possible.

[@echognomecal6742]

I cannot recommend enough having a net (from the $1 Store is more than adequate) handy somewhere logical in the home. Sharp decrease in random, unexpected stress.

[@xFlRSTx]

always have a window

[@xFlRSTx]

@@echognomecal6742i use a torch

[@Realmadridmancity101]

Same here........... 😵‍💫

[@LMarti13]

If I was the professor, I would give this student extra credit, either for emotional distress or for creativity.

[@bierwolf8360]

"emotional distress"? Holy shit, if that's what the world has come to...

[@Stealth_member]

Ikr

[@sinniedagoat]

@@bierwolf8360 wow , if the world has come to idiots not being able to take a joke ,, we're fucked.

[@bierwolf8360]

@@sinniedagoat except it's not a joke. Lefties demand this stuff

[@Ickymunches]

@@bierwolf8360 bro really take a joke

[@gem9535]

I can just imagine the professor keeling over in laughter while the class all has a "wtf?" face

[@thetruephantomking9823]

For all we know this could have taken place in Australia. Would you want to mess with any critter from there?

[@EBGamez1]

869th like :)

[@670HP-Package-NOW]

@@thetruephantomking9823 Aussies probably

[@ivantheterrible7696]

@@670HP-Package-NOW Australia, where staring at your impending death in the eye is your average Tuesday afternoon

[@Majin_buu_u]

The bug was definitely a cockroach

[@eyeball237]

“We are at a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I whole heartedly believe the bug knows this.” Bro holy shit that line is legendary I’m dying

[@zaferoph]

Only problem is that it isn't a stalemate if you're at a disadvantage.

[@d1oftwins]

@@zaferoph I believe that "stalemate" is meant as an evaluation of a point in time. They both weighting their chances and it seems that the bug slowly coming to the conclusion that it has the upper...uhm...hand (or whatever that extremity is called on bugs).

[@Zhengrui0]

@@zaferoph bug has mate in two

[@ayyylmao101]

@@d1oftwins The upper leg💀

[@mathisanidioticsport6969]

@@ayyylmao101 it has the upper leg, and more of them as well

[@They_Call_Me_HeartFace]

but still assured he will be in class. The amount of sheer determination, tenacity, bravery, commitment and willpower for his studies are worth the wait.

[@edwardlicarilagrassa6855]

From Bugs Perspective Hello Professor, I will be late for the feast today. I have been trying to find a way out of this box for over 20 minutes. There is a gigantic bag of flesh between me and the great outdoors, and when I move, it makes this awful screeching noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bag of flesh is aware of this. Respectfully, I am in tears,

[@NaveedKhanYT]

Underrated Comment. 🙌🏻🙌🏻😭

[@clarakhong1148]

plot twist. They were both just trying to get pass each other but the fear of each other was too great

[@TheeVideoGameHunter]

@@clarakhong1148 xd, i guess its true after all, humans do believe in equality for all. whether its a bear or a bug,.. we are scared shitless

[@WhatTheFlo]

Please 😭✋

[@ThatPash]

lol's

[@beneyweneys]

You’re laughing, a man is risking his life trying to get out of his room, and you’re laughing

[@81194.z]

you're laughing, a man is respectfully in tears, and you're laughing

[@mocotojam6767]

Respectfully, I am in tears.

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

Yes, yes I am!

[@shawnterrill1503]

No not really it's funny *b u t* Im not laughing

[@LienChess]

I’m the type of person to that to my professor for I am unarmed when I battle a bug, normally I would have a shoe or something so I would have a decisive victory. But since I’m in my room, I’m completely unarmed because I don’t have a weapon, I can’t use the keyboard I’m typing on right now too.

[@SmokeSAS]

Plot twist: His professor teaches biology and is fond of natural selection

[@ruskinbond415]

💀🤌

[@blankblank482]

I read this before watching the video and was very afraid

[@SmokeSAS]

@@blankblank482 a natural reaction

[@JR-zs8gw]

@@blankblank482 not those people who read comments before watching the video-

[@antiarmadillosociety]

@just some guy tired of life continuing: also, could you please tell that bug to come in to class tomorrow.

[@mitchoo2211]

I expected a dumb reason but now I fully understand the trial he's facing right now 😂

[@praveenvijeyakumar741]

Plot Twist: The bug killed the student and wrote the e-mail itself to avoid raising suspicion over the student's sudden disappearance.

[@mathisanidioticsport6969]

It crawled inside him and now controls his body

[@Bob-gk3gd]

Oh God

[@Bob-gk3gd]

I would literally pay to watch this movie

[@deathsquad8891]

I am the 500st like

[@дпагсн]

but that email would lead the bug to the crime

[@noarina.4915]

im sorry but as the teacher, i wouldn't be able to stop laughing like a dying vacuum in front of my desk

[@JeesonQuadros]

like a dying vacuum 💀

[@dq38aj]

Are you really the teacher?

[@notyannz]

@@dq38aj no they never said they were either

[@dq38aj]

@@notyannz oh, i read too fast But thanks for clearing that up

[@noarina.4915]

@@dq38aj lmao no i'm not but i would've loved to be in that situation

[@notyayo]

The kinds of sacrifices this person has made for education. What an inspiration

[@akaneshio6406]

@Kaelan Cardwell I'm pretty sure it's a joke- But ok

[@ohnochae]

@Kaelan Cardwell ok.

[@mohammedsalimahmed5230]

@Kaelan Cardwell you have serious issues.

[@dOVERanalyst]

Not more than the Asian grandparents walking kms, hills, rivers and what not stories.

[@ohnochae]

@@dOVERanalyst i spent 5 minutes thinking about what "kms" meant here wow

[@emmahealy4863]

I love uni because you don't even need to let anyone know you're missing class. It takes the worry off your mind when public transport fails you and you feel guilty about being late, to know that the uni doesn't mind unless you miss a number of lectures!

[@Pixelcraftian]

This is definitely the highlight of my 2am “do anything but sleep” night, love this video LMAOOO

[@vinkhe861]

heyyyyy same here mate. i'm gonna regret doing this tomorrow.

[@nekotine5920]

amongus

[@_Kori]

STOP APPEARING EVERYWHERE FOR FUCK SAKE

[@SanzzNinetyNine]

YOOO SAME- it is literally 1 AM here.

[@zap998]

@@vinkhe861 sameee

[@orr4337]

The two types of teachers: "Understandable, have a nice day" "Weaklings die. Big deal"

[@malnutritionboy]

The third: "k"

[@thatoneguy9666]

@@malnutritionboy the fourth: “you fail”

[@sgg.updates]

@@thatoneguy9666 fifth "Expelled."

[@soletmegetthisstraight2099]

Is that a Darling in the Franxx reference I smell???

[@JustPaulThingslol]

"Understandable. Good luck."

[@kiera6326]

Ah, you missed out the professor’s response!! It was the best part. “The professor is dead. You’re next.” - Sincerely, Vassal of Horror

[@koldbrew7582]

Where did you find this???

[@mydy5863]

@@koldbrew7582 it's all over the internet. Pretty sure it originated as a Tumblr post.

[@wildfire9280]

@@mydy5863 Is that site still dying?

[@Saltsour]

@@wildfire9280 It died a long time ago Its still being used by it's own small community though and a lot of fandom artists

[@kittycatcrunchie]

@@wildfire9280 I like to think it's only able to exist because of the fact that it is both constantly dying and somehow alive.

[@blankjo9113]

This is the type of person who dies first in a horror movie. (I mean by the main character's whiny best friend)

[@takenshota546]

y u gotta do 'em like that dude, he's fighting for his life and you're mocking him.

[@williedog2115]

Professor: “should’ve eaten the bug, not my problem”

[@amelya329]

Nctzen?

[@amelya329]

Cuz johnny vibes- TwT

[@cerenyldz2754]

Med school profs be like

[@dapotatoguy7019]

China intensifies

[@redpineapplee700]

_I-_ _🐜_

[@garrettcarroll5808]

"its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror." Elegant.

[@victoriareboiro6205]

Reading Kafka, are we? 😊

[@samuelbastable2002]

sounds like something Lovecraft would write

[@deveshkek]

Indubitably

[@deveshkek]

Indubitably

[@toastedregret1601]

Not elegant, it's cringe. How do you guys find this funny.

[@TaraHower]

At this rate, this will be the future generation’s version of Metamorphosis by Kafka

[@michellerose7753]

Lmao yes!!!!

[@F1reBeat]

when you said metamorphosis I thought of something else

[@carbonatedbeverage4683]

@@F1reBeat Unfortunately, so did I. D:

[@F1reBeat]

@@carbonatedbeverage4683 yeah it's still just as bad

[@Jupifroot]

Literally just finished reading Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka today for my english class. This had me rolling LOL!

[@darkin1484]

The most elegant excuse in history of excuses to be late for class.

[@gb-wx3dv]

Crying isn't a man who's weak, crying is a man who's been strong for too long

[@Yulia.chandrika]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Dan_om3]

Thanks I needed this

[@aquarius7060]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂 feeling bad for laughing at this…. It’s so true

[@alcambio8923]

In this case it's just idiotic.

[@awesomeme39083]

If you analyze this qoute it dosn't make sense. Being strong for too long makes you less likely to become weak. ohh no i am too rich i am going to cry. My muscles are too big i am going to cry. Crying happens because you method isn't compatible enough to cope with what you're exposed to, implying you're inable. people that are inable to solve a problem is an indication of weakness. crying prevents you're body from getting overwhelmed when exposed to a problem that can't be solved.

[@kotor1357]

I don't get how people can dislike this Respectfully, I'm in tears

[@MeWhne]

Probably because it was mediocre, no offense

[@visin8984]

@@MeWhne Was it? I'd like to see you try. So come on, give us an awe inspiring performance.

[@h4tredforu]

@@visin8984 oh boy you will embarrass yourself. I'll show you what a good performance of this piece sounds like

[@CatsAreAmazing8187]

@@h4tredforu we are still waiting

[@B3lph3g0r]

@@h4tredforu so?

[@javi2mlgarchives56]

Dang i hope he's alive

[@nicktheunthicc]

Yeah, prayers for him 🙏

[@supier_men7522]

Plot twist: hes talking about the bug

[@Nina-wh6hb]

The bug or their grades-?

[@Iced02]

Yeah.. about that

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@Iced02 Where is the bug? Is he safe? Is he Alright?

[@BurnerClipacc]

I am at every disadvantage. This is how I feel when I sprain any part of my body.

[@alanwatts8239]

"I'm not sure how late, but i will be there" This sequence can be thought of as hard evidence that he was ready to use the nukes if the bug didn't surrender.

[@AlwaysOnForever]

Japan flashback

[@treedroplets2984]

@@AlwaysOnForever "Here comes the sun"

[@hoover6291]

@@treedroplets2984 do do do do

[@koharumi1]

I think he arrived at class the day after... Unable to make the bug go away.

[@Limpass610]

It's the land of the rising sun alright

[@xionkuriyama5697]

You're laughing. They're locked in a deadly duel with a disgusting creature, and you're laughing.

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

I know! How about another awful Whirring noise MuRAY?

[@rawrimadeinosaur7513]

I know. And Im enjoying every second of it

[@JameyMcQueen]

@Satsuki Shirotae Wow, why don't you be a little more passive-aggressive without the formalities?

[@grandmasteryoda6717]

I'm not laughing. I relate to this guy and feel sorry for him.

[@Aerodumb]

I want to go there and save him. I usually pick up bugs for fun

[@amdoick]

Student: *states why they'll be late to class and displays fear* Bug: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

[@kikolapersona]

Bug Maguire

[@harshdayal9558]

Buggy Maguire

[@nicholaswhite2864]

Captain Buggy

[@evanschroeder5376]

Bug: “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.”

[@raiyu821]

Bug: “You’ll get to class when you fix this damn door!”

[@hitan6342]

"Respectfully, I'm in tears" got me dying😂

[@mfrdbigolin]

This sounds like the written form of a Monty Python sketch.

[@nutman2574]

Lmfao

[@louise6093]

The British accent makes it better

[@flumpyofdoom]

It does! 😆 🤣

[@heavyweaponsscout9990]

Why is that so true

[@funkgremlin2765]

It’s the music

[@saliirivera1204]

then teachers be like: “k” -sent from my iphone

[@oliviatouba9313]

😆

[@shadowburrito4]

🤣🤣 so true.

[@nocturnalnik]

LOL

[@lilspi2859]

the "sent from my iphone" lmao

[@quantumecho2456]

ALWAYS

[@thelegendofhuman]

I love how despite being in such a horrible situation, he makes it clear that he will get to class, the man is determined

[@MrKingfisher]

Tough as nails, he is

[@letto4737]

she*

[@zero.Identity]

nah mate, thats just when the "idk what to do" gets over your head and you crawl into the corner of the room that is the most farthest away from the bug and start slowly typing

[@miuch2066]

Ara Ara So your just going to assume they are male and not female

[@thelegendofhuman]

@@miuch2066 yes

[@skribldoutskech]

This kid is going to look up after sending the message and that bug is going to disappear. “Dear Professor, I will be moving. I’ll be in class never again.”

[@TC7-Thecomplex7]

Honestly, if it was a water bug this person was facing, or a murder hornet, id say that is a pretty good reason to be late.

[@rsbval]

what the fuck is a water bug edit: i am terrified

[@thekillerworld7721]

What is a water bug?

[@thearmoredpanda6669]

@@thekillerworld7721 a bug that injects venemous saliva into its victims and looks like a cockroach

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

It sounds like a cicada to me. Harmless, but terrifying if you don't know what it is

[@gallo123]

@@thearmoredpanda6669 thanks. You've made me shit my pants

[@KaiiKarma]

"I may die, but I'm still gonna be going to class, regardless." The tenacity. The bravery. The determination. I am inspired.

[@mladymoo1398]

We should all be inspired by this person’s bravery. 🫡

[@_R3ICORE_]

*e l a g a n t*

[@GameDevAraz]

I went to class once. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

[@internetlurker1850]

Being brave is not the absence of fear, but to strive forwards despite it.

[@flyingcapsicum]

PLUS ULTRA

[@-DeathKnight]

If I was the professor I would allow him to be late, I wouldn't even be mad.

[@justchillingdogg7924]

You're always allowed to be late in actual universities. At least the one i went to. Its on you if you miss out on the learning material while you werent there. Has nothing to do with the prof and they never say anything when u walk in late lol. U get the occasional weird look if its a super small class but thats it hahah

[@-DeathKnight]

@@justchillingdogg7924 oh that's really cool to know. Thanks.

[@Ghoddal]

@@justchillingdogg7924 Unfortunately, there are University/subjects where you have to attend classes and can only miss classes for say 2 times per semester (although the enforcement of this rule depends upon the lecturer). The reason for this is the Bologna reform and the fact that you often receive ECTS points simply for being physically present. It is very stupid, yet unavoidable.

[@justchillingdogg7924]

@@Ghoddal Nothing like that exists here in Canada! You're the one paying for the service of the lectures and its up to you (but highly, highly encouraged) if you show up.

[@Ghoddal]

@@justchillingdogg7924 Yeah, sure, I absolutely believe that. As I said, this is due to the Bologna Reform in the EU and the structure of some subjects. It's not the standard here either. Regarding the payment: Keep in mind that in Germany, there are no university fees one has to pay expect for third country internationals (i.e. non EU states).

[@quagmirevsbog]

Hello Professor The kid has became one of my victims you are next best regards, Moth

[@Person-zu7kb]

As someone who is terrified of bugs, i feel for this guy Respectfully, I am in tears aswell.

[@nancytangotits]

me too my friend

[@catevil5607]

man this is so true i legit cant move because of a spider

[@juneb3rry]

Same

[@juneb3rry]

@@catevil5607 same

[@jifjifferson2790]

This is the same for me, like why do they have to do this to us?

[@MaladyKayjo]

If I was the professor I’d tell them I fully understand and wish them luck

[@kayleighbrown459]

After I stopped giggling.

[@reyphobic]

After my stomach stopped hurting because of how much I laughed

[@dankchickennuggets2809]

If I was the professor I'd have readied the class for battle to save our beloved comrade!

[@MaladyKayjo]

@@dankchickennuggets2809 THATS A SUICIDE MISSION!!!

[@heathjake25]

@@MaladyKayjo It’s either die as a hero or live as a villain…

[@sakkikoyumikishi]

I love how this person went "okay, I might die here to this bugly abomination, but I will be damned if I don't send a polite email explaining my absence to my professor first" 😂

[@yesterdayitrained]

😆

[@detour666xxx]

I’m definitely stealing “bugly abomination “ 😂

[@OriginalUnjustifier]

This person may in fact, be British.

[@pablomonsalve3911]

Professionals have standards

[@cburns458]

“respectfully i am in tears” is what got me

[@jestalt6442]

I’d like to imagine he kindly asked the bug if he could take a moment to write them email to his professor

[@Hellenic_Empire]

"Are you done already? It's been over 5 mins" "Yea just 1 sec .... "

[@corn8857]

“Any last words?” “Yeah can I just tell my professor I won’t be there first?” “Ok”

[@williamhrivnak7345]

Reminds me of the time my friend’s stats professor was in his office late one night and a bat got into the building so he emailed all his students at 11:30pm to help him because a bat has trapped him in his office

[@Thepreacher_1]

If my teacher was that scared I would help out of I'm half asleep

[@jun_bnb2474]

Some vampire is out to get him at the stroke of midnight. He had 30 minutes before it transforms😂

[@Code_Lune]

I would do it for extra marks.

[@zeta1593]

Well bats have rabbies!

[@arpitsrivstva]

@@Code_Lune 😂

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

this should be on the news we humans have an new enemy and it's this bug. All we can do is hope

[@ZephyrUltimate_]

*P r a y.*

[@amochi7554]

"We are all going to die, may god have mercy on our souls"

[@Nersius]

10 Years Later: Service guarantees citizenship.

[@crimsonPGR]

@@ZephyrUltimate_ *L E T T U C E P R A Y*

[@redpea6363]

Chimera ant irl

[@raggle_productions]

If I was a teacher I would just understand, honestly dispite it's size it still could cause injury. First it gets in your face, you fall on the floor trying to grab something to hold on to. Then once you hit the floor ,let's say a text book, falls on your face and there you are on the floor bleeding,crying in pain while the bug torments you.

[@mitchellbailey6258]

And then the bug does the default dance whilst you slowly bleed out and lose consciousness

[@raggle_productions]

@@mitchellbailey6258 exactly

[@goldygoldfish9470]

@@mitchellbailey6258 the last thing you will see is a giant bug doing a fortnite dance… Truly horrifying.

[@47dark]

@@mitchellbailey6258 nice amount likes

[@shreyansingha8406]

That's oddly specific

[@SealWithoutHat]

Helicopter bug is to powerful, you must give up..

[@mr.sarcasm5926]

This sounds like a letter a British soldier would write to his wife during ww2

[@greatwavefan397]

I think it's the other way around.

[@datminiplaysgames]

Yeah so true lol

[@datminiplaysgames]

@@greatwavefan397 No not rlly

[@Criselle307]

Lmao what's wrong with me 💀 I'm laughing more than I'm supposed to

[@Cay9z]

@@greatwavefan397 yes

[@brece5452]

As the professor, I would gather other students to save this student… they aren’t going in debt just to have a bug make their education worse. *WE SHALL SAVE THEM.*

[@troopergames8173]

Imagine sending this email and your class shows up loaded up with RAID and BUGbGONE

[@зтотконоплякот]

420 likes but dont want to ruin it

[@justinhamilton8647]

Imagine paying for education lmfao, this comment brought to you by Europe gang

[@f1shyspace]

@@justinhamilton8647 imagine getting education this comment was posted by Africa gang

[@hamoodtatari]

@@f1shyspace LOL

[@aidensnew8562]

i love that you can hear the narrator trying his best not to laugh.

[@charlizesakura4468]

To not to cry instead

[@crazyfriend50]

Hes crying bro You dont get that noise

[@rewritethestars8688]

I couldn't tell if he was on the verge of tears or 2 seconds away from bursting into laughter

[@danieljohn4014]

what no it doesn’t

[@rro660]

I would suggest you improve your knowledge of social cues.

[@pizzaforever69]

Watched 15 secs ad to watch this 30 second video . Didnt regret it . Worth to watch

[@thecringegachaboy4143]

This will be recommended to people again in the future, and they will smile.

[@Thawhid]

Wow

[@wayababaya]

yes

[@Kyle-xk5ut]

oh wow, you were right!

[@NANA-lm3sv]

I qm 1 day 2 hours into the future and i can say this made me smile.

[@servit0r]

77777777777777777777777777

[@jjjlove2260]

Aww. It's so ridiculously honest. I can imagine this poor individual in terror because of that bug. This is definitely a situation I can relate to.

[@GØDDESS1111MYNAMEISMATRIX]

This is a situation I’ve been in. Except, it was a wasp. The truancy court judge didn’t see it as valid. But I will never forget that panic attack. (Fear stemmed from abuse, it’s not just some silly fear but I shouldn’t have to explain myself on why or how it happened, ask younger me, she’d have more to say)

[@Cbrmkn98xs]

The man clearly needs a flamethrower just give him one already

[@happygolucky9595]

@@GØDDESS1111MYNAMEISMATRIX im trying not to laugh

[@happygolucky9595]

@@Cbrmkn98xs lol

[@yesterdayitrained]

@@Cbrmkn98xs : Yes!

[@user-jy7bc2vx5u]

This cracked me up in my sleep Respectfully, I'm in tears

[@NoodleProductions]

I don’t get why you literally copied somebody elses comment word for word and got hundreds of likes Respectfully, I’m in tears

[@divypatel1002]

@@NoodleProductions yes, me too, how can this guy/girl just literally copied the other comment. Respectfully, I'm not in tears.

[@Area51.3]

I've laughed half asleep b4 and it kinda hurts to laugh in that moment

[@knitwit7381]

Same 😂

[@pushpakagrawal7292]

Remove that k after 100, you may get success bro

[@wd4kari]

‘Ok’ -Sent from my iPhone

[@erenthebirb1220]

The fact that he wrote an whole essay type email to his professor in the presence of that creature, Radiates absolute Chad energy, You can defeat it and make your way out.

[@thebestusername3101]

Literally wrote a Part 1 type essay

[@danielrodrigues4903]

Lmaoooo your username 😂😭

[@stinkyrat3744]

@@danielrodrigues4903 ?? What's so funny abt any of these usernames?

[@danielrodrigues4903]

@@stinkyrat3744 You'd get it if you read Attack on Titan xD

[@Misquif]

@@danielrodrigues4903 Is AoT that good of an anime? The only things I know about it are toxic ass fucking fans.

[@alpabet276]

This didn't have the right to make me laugh as much as I did

[@Josuh]

im crtyinhg

[@cakeidoskull]

@@Josuh sme

[@maxonm1899]

@@Josuh same

[@greatwavefan397]

@@Josuh How do you crtyinhg?

[@staryverse350]

If I was that teacher, I would have emailed back, “God speed”

[@2012petvet]

What He Actually Emailed Back Was Better

[@Once_ABlueMoon]

​@@2012petvetI NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE TEACHER EMAILED BACK

[@lightblub5993]

@@2012petvet its been 4 months, tell us what they said

[@2012petvet]

It's Been Four Months, Hopefully I Can Still Find The Continuation Of The Post I Had Seen.

[@nonbasicz]

​@@lightblub5993 it never happened he's lying

[@sfsen]

"Professor, you should have seen the bug destroying my homework."

[@ALKUN87]

If it was an English teacher he sent this to, then he should pass with flying colors as that was really good storytelling.

[@2012petvet]

Casually Submits His Plea For Help As A Final Grade

[@Bunnyroo7]

*Colours

[@fegreninja7197]

@@Bunnyroo7 both are correct, colors is just how it’s spelled in American English

[@elgatitokawai55]

​@@Bunnyroo7 tell me you're British without telling me you're british

[@Bunnyroo7]

@@fegreninja7197 There's the King's English, and then there are mistakes.

[@Dawt81]

I hope the bug was fixed, poor player having to experience a bug like that

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

yeah hopefully someone patches this bug already 😔😔

[@BIastoises]

It got fixed on update 1.5.6 (the bug spray update)

[@Despacitoian]

yeah it was fixed when they finally released the newest update with the new characters and models. Not sure why the dev room was so close to accessible world buildings, they could ATLEAST have put it underground

[@BIastoises]

@@Despacitoian The bug was so anoyying because it kept stealing my food so I just stopped playing life for a few months

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

@@Despacitoian ikr

[@ataxis8951]

So I was at camp and this huge ass beetle? Looking menace was blocking my door. I ended up unscrewing the barricades they had up over the windows and jumped out.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

I'm an insectophobe who currently has 5 stink bugs that entered my room through some secret void portal that I don't know about, despite all of my windows being closed and covered and me leaving no trace of food anywhere near my room. They fly into my neck sometimes and I jump every single time. Other times they land on my light and there's this massive shadow of a beetle cast on the wall in front of me and I leave my body for a few seconds. Sometimes I re-enter, but I know what's waiting for me so I'm in no rush. Sometimes I think I'm less afraid of being mugged or held at gunpoint than I am of these utterly harmless, small creatures. I wouldn't say they're completely harmless, though, since I'm convinced my death will be of a heart attack from a heavy spider or beetle falling on my face right as I'm falling asleep. There was an abnormally large wasp in my room earlier this year, and I was powerless against its dominance. Truly, I am the bottom of the food chain, and have let humanity down.

[@deusvult7211]

Are you in tears tho?

[@starjones1]

I don't have a fear of them quite this strong and I grew up around bugs so I have gotten somewhat used to it.. even still, I have a mini heart attack every time they crash into me or when a spider lowers itself beside me when I'm in the shower or the car, etc. I also don't like most bugs that fly because I have a massive disadvantage there, if I view this objectively, because I cannot fly nor can I see them well when they fly.... Its just better if they stay outside but idk how to keep them there... Especially wasps and bees.. they love to randomly appear inside my bathroom.. No thank youuuuuuu

[@itismethatguy]

I just searched up stink bugs ew we have cockroaches, mosquitoes and ants here tho ants are normal we just block every small passage in the floor. There are scorpion in a few areas and there used to be snakes in the city. Flies are common everywhere there are flies but you hate it when the big fly or cockroach comes in your house bees and wasps are also common near flowers ofc. Oh and moths too. Spiders and literally in every corner …harmless ones with webs. They just stay there

[@felixmustermann790]

just smash em

[@levieverhart8640]

INTO?

[@gemgirl223]

If I was a professor, I would genuinely give them a pass this one time bc how could you not absolutely die laughing from this email?

[@rhiannn3416]

Same, this email would absolutely be the highlight of my week.

[@zero.Identity]

1. Yes. pass. 2. you absolout bastard how dare you to laugh 3. no but seriously, that is not to laugh abou that is more than just and understandable situation. if that was my student i would have said, FIRST make it out of there somehow, even if it takes till noon, and THEN worry about when you will be here

[@molotovick]

@@zero.Identity this is why your not a teacher

[@zero.Identity]

@@molotovick i know a teacher who would be like that though

[@mimicwolf3035]

They say he still hasn’t reached to school and was expelled Respectfully, I am in tears

[@Sky-ez5wp]

It’s a she

[@tiagolince1262]

@@Sky-ez5wp like that matters 😏

[@chiller440]

@sky welllll sorry the person in the video is a dude. Also it’s ironic you correct misuse of gender while calling them it at the same time

[@mikeisaxesome21]

@@chiller440 this comeback was good

[@mikeisaxesome21]

@@Sky-ez5wp its?

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

All I can imagine is that one scene of the duel between the two guys in Michael Jackson's "Beat It". And to a lesser extent, Weird Al Yankovic's "Eat It".

[@arabianflowers]

"vassal of horror" I CAN'T WITH THIS. 😂😂😂

[@shivamsrivastava6312]

Lol it's probably a cicada

[@danknormie4986]

@@shivamsrivastava6312 or a flying cockroach

[@OwnedByOmen]

We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage 💀💀💀

[@amandapanda5087]

@@OwnedByOmen 💀💀

[@mehedihasan2024]

wtf does vassal of horror even mean 😭

[@crabman5420]

Even if he said "Bug", "Flies" and "Wings" I was still 100% sure it was a spider.

[@cococonstance9822]

LITERALLY

[@cheng-x10]

i was thinking abt roaches

[@unknowncloak2073]

Who knows might be some abomination of a spider with wings

[@crabman5420]

@@unknowncloak2073 I wouldn't be surprised

[@spencergraham-thille9896]

Definitely a spider.

[@NadaAlawadhi]

“Respectfully, I am in tears” that’s how I’d sign off if I was being honest on each work mail I ever sent.

[@ArgyleDinosaur]

SAME

[@Kaloapoele]

Yes

[@RandomDude1487]

“Never let them know your next move” *grabs bug spray*

[@maxmccann5323]

If you're ever sick, just send them this. When you don't come in they'll probably assume you lost the battle but when you arrive back the next day you'll be given a heroic welcome. Thank me later

[@lflame8637]

Just make shure its not with a big animal. You may not survive....

[@maxmccann5323]

@@lflame8637 then in that case it would be a heroic funeral instead

[@aestheticella2937]

@@maxmccann5323 lmao 😭😭

[@datminiplaysgames]

Better than my dog ate me homework.

[@darsheelrathore8849]

My dog ate the homework Respectfully, I ate the dog

[@queraltestruch3948]

Legends say he's still respectfully in tears

[@Exist64]

Did you just assume their gender

[@letto4737]

@@Exist64 Even when is a woman

[@Wonbaeofficial]

@@Exist64 not that big of a deal lol

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@Wonbaeofficial sure, but doesn't it make you wonder why we assume male is the default human even to non-religious people.

[@defenem73]

I remember one time I was taking a shit and a roach decided to visit the bathroom. I spent the whole time laser focused on that little shit making sure it doesn't suddenly disappear and jumpscare me later. That probably was the longest shit I felt I have ever taken in my entire life.

[@Freeemon]

Same thing happened to me but the roach fell on top of my head...

[@mysteriouscat1098]

Ugh i hate when i see roaches in the bathroom, especially if they can fly-

[@ssrbgangimaribotan6thofthe12]

@@Freeemon i wouldst hadth screameth in terror if such an event have befallen me

[@kartofffrae4786]

@@ssrbgangimaribotan6thofthe12 sounds like the event wasn't the only thing that fell on them

[@ohsock.5501]

Same thing happened to me, and i SWEAR that damned roach was looking directly at me, but i also saved a roach once and none has tried to attack me since; i'm now blessed with the protection of the roach clan

[@negativitronprime]

Such an elegant way to convey your fear

[@christaylor86]

This reminds me of my first boss. Worked there for two years, had pretty shit mental health coz of a relationship. Started off me sending him texts all proper about me potentially being late. Then near the end of the two years I'd just text him "Not coming in today", no explanation, no nothing. He'd always respond with a gif, and that'd be it. I was good friends with him, I knew most of what he did, then one Monday he text me "Not coming in today. Good luck." along with the login details for his PC. All I had to do to do his job was give 1 on 1 meetings and update excel sheets. I hope he's well.

[@fived9424]

Lol

[@arpandrozario7959]

Wholesome

[@enclavesoldier770]

Sounds like a super amazing boss

[@fiony1]

The best boss ever

[@syedarizvi7290]

When you become the boss

[@spark2766]

the voice acting deserves an Oscar

[@NebuIize]

Respectfully, I am in tears

[@braindeadreece]

This video is: ✅ Life Changing ✅ Informative ✅ Inspiring ✅ Heartwarming ✅ Useful ✅ Calming ✅ Enjoyable ✅ Other

[@yellowsunburst4469]

youtube surveys be like

[@socketbyte5348]

steam reviews be like

[@commentor5479]

reddit surveys be like

[@wireworks4252]

leaving the bathroom after a turd apocalypse be like

[@miyakoyoshika100yearsago4]

youtub surve

[@noobz9097]

"Why were you late for class today?" "Oh, something was just bugging me this morning."