Trump Holds Crazy Press Conference to Defend Brett Kavanaugh: A Closer Look

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

And he ponders why America is viewed as a laughing stock to the point where The UN are willing to laugh at his face lol Oh, btw, it’s FIVE accusers, now [Steve Harvey Laugh]

[@Halloween111]

From the Leader Of The Free World to The Free World's comic relief. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting sick of all the winning.

[@batintheattic7293]

Willing? It seemed, to me, like they were trying to hold it in!

[@Wolfboss7]

CN What I'm Saiyan Is it wrong I wanted him to lose it right there in front of the UN? I mean I know it would have made the country look even worse (somehow) but Trump really has had this coming.

[@vivigesso3756]

Hillary would have us well into WW3 by now.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

CN What I'm Saiyan? Fact is, the World has been laughing at trump for a long long time. Thing is, trump now gave the World the opportunity to laugh directly in his face. How magnanimous of him . . !

[@andrewscott7728]

How can he have made them laugh on purpose when he immediately said he was shocked from their response of laughter?

[@_JayRamsey_]

@B Fall When?

[@mikelomez9313]

I think you know the answer to that question.

[@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz]

I never heard a comedian express those thoughts except when a joke didn't get a laugh-

[@keithriley6597]

Rape-publicans always try to rewrite reality.

[@sil7158]

The same way as "would" means "woudent".

[@shockadelica8661]

“Human struggling.....and Human smuggling” 🤣🤣 Can never admit to a mistake. Such a giant burnt orange embarrassment.

[@spg1794]

teleprompter needs a bigger font

[@MickeyMousePark]

are you sure there were words on the teleprompter for him to read .more likely it was a serious of pictures and it looked like a human struggling hehehehe

[@q345ify]

Mickey Mouse Park that can't be true, he has no idea what struggling means

[@carlchampagne941]

I don't know if he'll ever top "They sacrifice every day for the furniture and future of their children."

[@MickeyMousePark]

Good point!!

[@minameme2197]

Greetings from Europe, Mr. Trump, we are in fact laughing at you

[@CleeTorres_]

Mina Meme 😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for posting this! I’m glad I know our European counterparts are laughing just as hard as we are.

[@simonpoon3785]

What a foolish man

[@AmateurGhoul]

So is his own country

[@jafarsolorio7634]

Not the rest of us yankees right? We aint with this guy

[@pedromigueldinis]

#Indeed

[@somethingclever4563]

The guy who said "The world is laughing at us" gets laughed at. #PoeticJustice

And while he used to say it no one did it to our face. But now..............So Trumptard what you say now? lol?

[@FrederickObando]

I'm not a Trumptard but I say: Trump is more of a mirror to you than you know. As long as you don't dare to look into the mirror and find yourself in it, the lesson is not learned and a Trump (him or somebody like him) will be elected. Be brave, look into the mirror.

[@frowlinian8175]

@@FrederickObando are you saying trump is more like all of us? That's the problem lmao. theres a reason we've only had 45 people elected to the presidency out of the 500 or so million Americans that there have been and the hundreds that have ran. It's not a job that just anybody can do, which should have been made clear by Trump. But people's reasoning to vote for somebody being "you can have a beer with him... hes like a normal guy" stood in the way of electing a leader who is actually the best and not just "the least bad". I believe trump to be a fluke. If anybody else had ran against him he would've gotten destroyed. Everyone hates Ted Cruz, Bush's name was tarnished by W., and the rest of them never had a chance in hell where as trump was exciting. He was going to fight the system, oust corruption, look out for the little guy.... so he easily won the primaries and Republican support... but when it comes to the general election it's a different story. Both of the democratic candidates were so easily demonized and put that together with the democratic party being split and those that were on Hillary's side just weren't behind her like Obama's base or Trump's base... And all that being said I fully expect trump to win in 2020 unless theres someone like Bernie or Trump (yes, i compared them, they're the same person lol)and are able to connect with people like Hillary just wasnt able to do, and just blows everyone away to win over the majority of the 70% that isnt Trump's base... which isnt likely to happen looking at potential democratic nominees... but I've been wrong before but trump is probably going to be in office until January 2025

[@optimusprime-fr4rc]

Who's laughing now😂😂

[@MyNameIsCorey]

That press conference was a incoherent story time with grandpa

[@nonofyabidnez5737]

At least grandpa had some real achievements when he was younger.

[@mrstagore]

This made me laugh out loud so hard!

[@proudbadhombre1082]

I was waiting for him to randomly yell "get off my lawn!". 🤣 25th Amendment anyone?

[@steelhere5519]

An English teacher's worst nightmare.

[@donaldlittle3821]

Nonofya Bidnez like the New Jersey a Generals...he's a con and a phones

[@DaBigBrozer]

The moment the crowd laughs never gets old. I bet in 50 years people will be laughing at Trump.

[@michaelbray109]

Yanis Amrani it will be the soundtrack at his Presidential Twitter library. Full of KFC and McDonalds menus.

[@alisgray]

Hope so.

[@maoinc13]

I would say for ever

[@HalfDemonInuyasha]

He'll be a further equivalent to Mussolini in that regard. Just do a quick search and you'll find a number of side-by-side comparison photos and Drumpf looks *a lot* like Mussolini with all of his attempted macho posturing and such.

[@paulmanson253]

HalfDemonInuyasha Never made this comment before but if you look at photos of Giuliani and photos of an old Joseph P Kennedy,JFK's father,the resemblance is quite striking. The way they hold their mouths is a particular similarity. What that says about each man I am not sure,but both were capable of behaving shamelessly and despicably.

[@alvaroamador7118]

I absolutely love watching you rip him apart. Bless you sir.

[@akeluify]

"It was meant to get laughter", right after "Didn't expect that reaction, but thats okay". You can literally feel his narcissistic injury as he says "but thats okay".

[@jamesgalloway3074]

matt ford He was crying on the inside.

[@dariusfloyd312]

Right

[@EmperorFool]

You can see it also in his forced smile that looked more like he was baring his teeth in a growl and then tugging on his suit, trying to compose himself. "I didn't expect that reaction" when laughed at. "They were laughing with me, not at me" when asked about it. "I was being funny on purpose" a day later. "Hold your excuses, old man, until you figure out which one to use." -John Marston, Red Dead Redemption

[@ecurb10]

matt ford yea that's right...pity Seth didn't pick up on that contradiction.

[@winterbeaches]

When a narcissist says 'but that's ok' it means they will get revenge later.

[@reginaromsey]

Trump should have tried condemning “human snuggling”.

[@lnsflare1]

Melania has a new cause.

[@FEARbraveheart]

AND human smuggling

[@katiekane5247]

Pretty sure he's opposed to that, the meter might still be running!

[@Serendipity818]

@@lnsflare1 👍🤣😄

[@99ways2alwaysBhappy]

Lol

[@stheday1]

"Didn't expect that reaction, but that's OK". No, it's not OK for the world to laugh at the president of the United States. When is this nightmare going to come to an end?

[@Ertwin123]

Hopefully 2020. Y'all should probably vote

[@goblinwisdom]

But it is ok to laugh at trump, he is a joke and a dangerously stupid man wonder what the rest of the party is trying to get through while we're looking at this.

[@nautiquecowboynautiquecowb5317]

@@goblinwisdom lots

[@mimiphuc]

In my opinion, unfortunately this guy will not leave peacefully, if he loses the 2020 election, he will claim fraud. His base and supporters will rise. Or before the elections, he sees that at the polls he is behind by a substantial percentage, he or someone will create or force a national emergency so that he can hold power. I don't trust this person. America has to revolt if that scenario happens. Be ready. Trump is going to use all his presidential power to be in power.

[@TheRobster2007]

Joshua Jung the only simple thing is the vagueness of your statement. Not very relevent either but hey, righties and deflection...

[@frank-bmtz]

"Instead of laughing behind his back, they're laughing right in his face."

[@hanamelinda8675]

Dude, Im not even american and I feel the secondhand embarrassment

[@TheDivotking1]

We Canadians feel the same way!

[@norandomness]

It's embarrassing as a species. This is the guy aliens would most likely communicate with.

[@Wesley22619]

@@TheDivotking1 hah canadians. good one.

[@heisenburger2212]

Hana Melinda you’re lucky you don’t have to live in the same country with the dope.

[@recca7]

@@heisenburger2212 what he does affects the entire world. He may not be our president but his actions have ripple effects

[@pixiniarts]

Slurring is called dysarthria and its actually a common symptom with several types of dementia other common symptoms include: Wandering or getting lost in familiar places, uninhibited behavior, inappropriate social behavior, excessive complaining, eccentricity, irritability, emotional outbursts and attention deficits... Word-finding problems, impaired grammar and comprehension, reduced speech output and nonfluent speech. Hmmm why is that sounding so bloody familiar?

[@DIESEL0759]

Can't comment about the wandering or any of that other stuff, but the lack of coherency in speech and his think-skinned behavior has been consistent with him for decades. Even in the 80s, when people claimed he was articulate, if you listened, it was always, "the biggest", "the best". Never any substance, just lots of superlatives.

[@pixiniarts]

DIESEL0759 Hell of a difference between a lack of verbosity and the slurring, confusing mess he is talking now. There are several videos of him off on a wander, and leaving a room forgetting completely why he was in that room... If you look at it all on a timeline from when he was first in office its a pattern of pronounced decline.

[@ANOimity1029]

He also have same problem that people with problem have : Denial to take help.

[@mizzypoo4827]

pixiniarts He forgot his wife was just behind him..then said said wife couldn't be with him on this trip.

[@Valdagast]

Reduced speech output? He will ramble for hours if no one stops him.

[@charanko2971]

I've never cringed so hard when he said that he has a very large brain. That is something a child would say instead of saying intelligence.

[@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz]

I bet my 9 year old nephew doesn't say it. I have heard my nephew say smart, but never that he or anyone else has a large brain, LOL. Maybe when my nephew was two or three ?

I think the end of the claim to have a very large brain is, "in a jar on my desk."

[@OttoRappTheMystic]

so in is world, who is Pinky? kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZqyfJtppMmGarc

[@sharondavis9079]

exactly !

[@natalyawoop4263]

It's an unfathomably stupid thing to say. And he couldn't even pronounce the (very simple) words right.

[@tc_awesome]

“You know it‘s bad when you made the Germans laugh“ - well that made me laugh so hardly (and I am German)

[@sugandesenuds6663]

jup

[@elisabethenglisch3835]

Maybe I am missing the joke, but hardly means kaum. Also hast du kaum über den Witz gelacht? ^^

[@MkeKen67]

@@elisabethenglisch3835 - probably meant "heartily"

[@carmenbarr4830]

@@MkeKen67 or "laugh so hard"

[@inevitablecraftslab]

Thats exactly why he told the joke, because it was hard for you as a german to laugh.

[@Ziontrainism]

He's slurring because he can't effin' read!

[@batintheattic7293]

I thought he didn't read because he prefers what's in his head and that includes his dentures which are the best dentures - nobody has ever had dentures like it before.

[@TH-tl6sy]

@@batintheattic7293 this is true! Every other denture wearer knows about Polygrip!

[@staciabelcher28]

dentures

[@lawrence-k7v]

Drugs. Trump may not drink alcohol, but I reckon he does drugs. How else does he stay up all night and all day. The slurring is him dose.

[@blue_thingys8813]

The word he was trying to say was more than 5 letters and his brain exploded

[@snowflake3361]

Someone is dependent on Russia, but it isn’t Germany. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

Angela must be roflhao

[@schoppepetzer9267]

Stable Genius Germany draws more than 50% of its energy from renewable sources (wind, hydro, geothermal, solar). Over a decade this share has been steadily increasing. Germany becomes less and less dependent on any fossil fuels. Parallel, in densely populated cities, distributed energy production, esp heating is done by large infrastructures themselves (buildings = energy consumers but also producers, prosumers. Google it.).

[@daviddenison2097]

Yea I know. Go vote

[@cestwhat1317]

Tina Coruth At the risk of exposing my Catholic roots; Bingo! You are exactly right.

[@Halesburg]

www.forbes.com/sites/davekeating/2018/07/19/how-dependent-is-germany-on-russian-gas/#22f0ae253b48

[@tcphll]

We elected a joke of a reality TV star to our highest office. I'd laugh at us too if I didn't actually live here.

[@titanjedi]

tcphll --I’m sure you are still laughing. We also elected a rapist, and we almost elected a rapist’s wife. Whatcha gonna do?

[@wesosborne3520]

We are not laughing at the American people just one man - vote in the mid terms please

[@LanceATL]

titanjedi Maybe we shouldn't repeat the mistake and put one on the Supreme Court.

[@sherrybentz3224]

tcphll Trump is Making America Go Manic. We laugh hysterically at him one minute & the next minute sink into depression because of the damage he's doing to Democracy, America & our children & grandchildren. We have to fight for the children.

[@tcphll]

Wes Osborne Thanks, I appreciate that, and I plan to vote. However, it's OK to laugh at some of us. Around 30% of us still support this buffoon and enough of us voted form him to get him elected. Laugh away.

[@czasperable]

“You know it’s bad when you make the Germans laugh.” That got me. Lol

[@peek_a_boo4168]

Czarelle Aduca well In Germany Satire is running better than ever before since Trump was elected 😂😂

[@josephdelatorre3751]

Trump is such an idiot he made an DICK of himself in front of the world.

[@anthonybrogan390]

I believe that is the first time Germans have laughed in the entire history of Germany

[@mathildewesendonck7225]

Anthony Brogan we have so much fun since Trump has taken office... 😂😂😂😂🤭

[@Grim-Reaper.666]

Who’s laughing now

[@aprilwearsgucci]

The dislikes are all from Bart O'Kavanaugh.

[@doctorthirteen5727]

aprilwearsgucci❤💋 That guy's bad at aliases.

[@brodyhill1449]

@@doctorthirteen5727 And lying.

[@courtneyjohnsonhaber4591]

No it was his neighbor, I have the Zillow listings to prove it

[@Rozco81]

Well played lol

[@hdodst]

Nah, a few are from fox

[@anjulikamins6420]

Way to go Late-night Team, you really did a great job considering the time crunch! You guys should get an award for that

[@fawada28]

We are in a sad state in America 😥

[@titanjedi]

fawada28 ---yeah, agree. Socialist ideology is a sickness. Propaganda is evil. Globalists want to make the earth 🌏 one big gray blob, taking away all the beautiful colors and cultures we have.

[@inevitablecraftslab]

fawada28 nope, its a fun state, your country entertains the whole world, i so hope there are 6 more seasons. already quit my netflix account :)

[@mutantbutthole9556]

Goddam embarrassment to our country. I can't wait until this over and done with.

[@slade1337]

Hey i'm from the future and it isn't over yet = |

[@jammapcb]

@@slade1337 you just being here would effect the future. so you shouldnt be here and then trump can leave office

[@WOLFM0THER]

You sure?

[@somerandomguyfromtheintern480]

Yeah, accusing a man with ZERO corroboration or evidence except from the ravings of a nutjob woman years who just "suddenly remembered recently" that she was somehow assaulted, even though all witnesses there said she wasn't and none of that happened.

[@scarletcomptonbellew8470]

ughhh will they stop letting him out of his playpen to talk to adults/... it's too embarrassing ...

[@desmondbunn4457]

Scarlet Compton Bellew will you be my mommy? ❤️

[@titanjedi]

Scarlet Compton Bellew ---please reply with facts (not Leftist “facts”), instead of your hate speech. You may be banned.

[@j-hump7893]

There was no hate speech in her comment, Republicans are such snowfakes , they only want free speech for them selves. Trumpets are as dumb as he is. Sad little people

[@sellingacoerwa8318]

Should have voted for Hillary instead of Bernie

[@bethe192]

@@desmondbunn4457 OMG EFF OFF YOU F**KING 6TH GRADER. and stop with that STUPID ass ghetto ass phrase. "Nut in her?!?!" WTF! I'll bet that gets you ALOT of tail, huh, pal?? Idiot.

[@seriesjunkie0074]

Days since the inauguration without Trump being an embarrassment: 0

[@jussayinmipeece1069]

Dude you owe me a freakin keyboard. Seriously, I never believed you could actually spew coffee like that from a laugh.

[@jerico641]

Yes, but the good news is his consistency...

[@gerrisperatos2767]

Trump is like Mickey Mouse, and the GOP, like Graham and others are his TRUPETEERS, LIES, CONCEALMENT, AND A GAME ON THE AMERICAN PUBLIC, GET REAL PEOPLE, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! VOTE BLUE OR LOSE WHAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE, IT'S DOWNHILL FROM HERE, YOUR CHOICE. VOTE, VOTE , VOTE!!!

[@lyannewarren5768]

He's just trying to make America great again 😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔

[@kimberlys8422]

People like Meyers, Noah, Maher, Colbert, Oliver are like antidepressants for my fellow Americans. We've to laugh so we don't cry

[@acciousername6776]

Bee too!!

[@kushector]

Ya it must suck to be a depressed loser with nothing in your life except late night TV idols. LOL admitted cry baby with Trump derangement syndrome.

[@markfoster1520]

Start the Bee To Movement

[@lolok3078]

bigbluegeo I envy your blissfully ignorant state of mind. Are you tired of winning yet?

[@charlenef.9055]

Laughter is the only temporary respite we have so its needed to regroup and strategize or get through the day.

[@jonathanthemad7071]

Donald Trump, the largest Joke in political history!

[@peek_a_boo4168]

Jonathan The Mad Satire is running better than ever before since Trump is in office in Germany

[@lorilynnmorrow1592]

Jonathan The Mad Trump beats Hitler and Nero for biggest God complex ever

[@kenrudge8002]

How on earth you lot voted him in i will never know aslong as i have a hole up my arse

[@angelobucciarelli4848]

@V. V You are right, the people that voted Trump in office has high IQ just like the the person they voted for !!!

[@jamesarmijo2312]

Jonathan The Mad AND HE has A CULT HOW WILL KILL FOR HIM. AND they allraddy DID AND WILL DO IT AGAIN. LIKE HE SAID HE CAN SHOUT ANY ONE ANY WHERE AND KILL THEM THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Trump also mistakenly held one of his usual rallies at the United Nations yesterday.It was priceless ,a yuuuuge ratings bonanza.

[@broddr]

Pietro Jenkins -- with many, many more countries attending than when Obama addressed the UN. /s

[@jeezybling150]

@@broddr of course they came we became a sitcom on the international stage think about that

[@buddhaman0637]

that's what you took as a positive from the meeting?? hahaha

[@ursula8390]

The 'Germany confusion-laughter clip' will go down in history. Can't wait for the memes....

[@RacinZilla003]

Memes that Germans can't see :(

[@liner011f7]

Like the famous Reset Button.

[@blueberryfuzz]

Years from now, when historians are writing about the Trump administration, they could just take all the clips from this show and every late night show and splice them together. Comedians are telling the truth and letting future generations know that the craziness is among a select few relative to the rest of the society.

[@akakjb]

These shows are building on the foundation established by shows like THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS in the 60's. Fortunately, there are now more than 3 TV channels and the President can't replace the #1 rated show in the country with HEE-HAW by making one phone call.

[@christiangeiselmann]

The problem is that it is not a given that these video clips, as any data stored electronically, will be still available in, say, 100 years.

[@jamesaustralian9829]

If you take a comedy as facts, your a fucken idiot

[@KamZero]

@András Ács that's why I torrent and keep

[@KingAlpaca]

The problem is that this show delete their clips after a year

[@palbober]

Man i loved that... thank you! Greetings from Germany! :D

[@AddisonHaileLegobuilds]

Did Fox News contributors watch something different ? I’m confused

[@katiekane5247]

They muted the laughter, swallowed their pride, took their pay checks & got drunk!

[@rydastyle9875]

@@katiekane5247 in that order

[@robbieburns3564]

Katie Kane - Yeah, that's not the only thing they swallowed....

[@geoffbaumgartner5335]

All his supporters must be watching something different. How they're not embarrassed by this is beyond me. They like to claim that these shows lie and we "Libruls" think it's real news. (It is partly, but shouldn't be ones only source). No, these shows are fun because it's putting into comedy terms, at the end of the day, what were all seeing as absolutely the truth that our eyes and ears are telling us in the first place. Also, it's what many of us knew a tRump presidency would look like if we had imagined it even 20 or 30 years ago. (Ok it's actually worse than I imagined in some ways, but he hasn't killed us all yet at least. But I knew it would be very corrupt and embarrassing. Yes, way more than Hillary)

[@steelhere5519]

No. That was standard Fox News protocol - Protect and glorify Donald Trump.

[@lillysweet8016]

Trump when he touched anything it turns to joke or a disaster

[@universe1225]

The crisis touch? 😂 Instead of midas. Here is a list of them: Bias touch Minus touch Hepatitis touch Divided touch Arthritis touch Unproviding touch Detritus touch Maybe pious touch Urethritis touch

[@tomrecane6366]

That's not all it turns into.

[@lesaboo4740]

Someone please put super glue on trumps lips

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

*And his fingers!*

[@Siathuan]

You think Melania hasn't tried that already? Turns out it didn't help; he was already talking through his ass.

[@lesaboo4740]

@@Siathuan LMAO 😁

[@payman1023]

@Chico Cdm Russia's collusion is still going on. You seem too be a part of it.

[@Chunkboi]

Chico Cdm You mean the Russian collusion that Trump and Putin admitted to?

[@chaddiedickerson]

Who the hell thumbs downs Seth Myers? The guy is a genius, and of all the comedy shows he calls them as he sees them better than the rest! Thanks Seth! You have been making me laugh since Weekend Update

[@moeman5122]

Probably the idiot Trump supporters who are to embarrassed and ashamed to speak out knowing they done fucked up

[@ferox965]

@@moeman5122 That's giving them too much credit. They simply don't know any better.

[@MimiB1974]

Hi.... I’m Donald J Trump.... the J stands for genius

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

I laughed the hardest for that one. You should see Kimmel's version of 45's press conference. It is nonstop roar factory. Special guest appearance by God.

[@lyndasmith444]

Brilliant. I'm quoting you on that. Lmao.

[@scottwow1579]

Jean-yus

[@marciamarques4522]

😂😂😂

[@bbprime5017]

I mean he is a genius though. No one can say that becoming president and a billionaire is not being a genius. When you become president and a billionaire you can talk.

[@IndependentFckr]

During UN speech “I didn’t expect that result. After UN speech “it was meant to get laughter”. Haha🤣... which is it you habitual liar?!

[@jackgray3267]

Trumptards have got no answer to this...

[@jimmyjohnson1426]

@@jackgray3267 Don't worry, they will be coming with their excuses, delusions and conspiracy theories.

[@kaybonsu7731]

@E 692003 But most of his "very best people " are headed for jail.

[@littletinyperfect1047]

Kay Bonsu And that's exactly where he should be headed!

[@Fulgrim88]

And notice how the fox news goon then quotes him as saying "I did expect that result". How dumb do they think we are?

[@mikefromwa]

Trump said “Well that was meant to get some laughter, *but* it was great.” Why did he say “but”? If he had been telling The truth, he would have said “that was meant to get some laughter, *AND* it was great“. *He even lies about his lies.*

[@cisco8650]

He also said, "I didn't expect that reaction" during his speech.

[@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz]

He's confused because of the dementia onset which is why he should be removed.

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

Which is *ONE* of the reasons that he needs to be removed!

[@mr.chandler8144]

True that....

[@tdalb8985]

Terrifying that, that guy is the president. Terrifying that some people are okay with it.

[@SweatyShivers]

"China has total respect for Donald trump, and his very, very large 'a brain'." Hate to tell you this America, but your president is playing with a warm puck.--Concerned Canadian.

[@chickensdone1]

I love how you tied hockey in with your nationality. This deserves so many more likes. Keep them coming!

[@boondocksdragon8959]

Warm? I think you're giving him too much credit there, love. ✌💚

[@NexuJin]

"A large beautiful puck like you have never seen before"

[@andrewhall7457]

Dear Concerned Canadian.... help.-- Exasperated American.

[@Chas-OTE]

That was the most cringey line he's said. And he has said a lot of stupid, cringe-inducing things...

[@maq8669]

I want to get off this ride.

[@hycron1234]

same.

[@juanmanuelpedrosa53]

what a fucking joke! you americans sure know how to get a laughter!!

[@Strykenine]

I think it's just 'a laugh', but yes, you are correct. We really now how to pick 'em.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

So, do I. But the guy on control is going wide and wild. Once it's over, who knows how we will be? I guess that is hoping we manage to leave...

[@couragekarnga8735]

Sorry, can't stop now. Just grab a bucket.

[@Mike_Regan]

_"The world is laughing at us. They think we're stupid."_ No, they think _you're_ stupid. They're not wrong.

[@bfg3890]

No we think America as a whole is stupid.

[@TheBlarggle]

Campbell Cutler You're not wrong. We're pretty fuckin' stupid here.

[@koujimoreno]

TheBlessingsOfJesusMessages ...what the hell...?

[@Chunkboi]

TheBlessingsOfJesusMessages So you’re saying that God inflicted us with Trump because He wanted to destroy us all?

[@neanderpaul14]

Chunkboi You need to stop capitalizing trump, it shows way too much respect.

[@MrAicex3000]

This is the longest 4 years of my FRICKEN LIFE.

[@ZealousPower]

Everything is okay now

[@willie0512]

If Trump MEANT to get a laugh, he shouldn't have been surprised by the reaction!

[@chongmcafee3799]

Yep. His reaction was instantaneous and a bit shocked at the laughter to be intentional on his part.

[@bfg3890]

I must be high or drunk cause I'm sure after they laughed at him he literally said "That wasn't the response I was expecting"

[@TheTrueLeafless]

Then why exactly were he and one of his staffers threatening afterwards the rest of the assembly?

[@captainunderpants200]

When he said it was meant to get a laugh, all the reporters present should have laughed at him.

[@jackstuhley1745]

Aisha Williams he meant to get a laugh but didn't expect quite the reaction he got.

[@thatguywhowearsblack]

Personally I think the UN was laughing at how predictably inferior Donald Trump's lies have become and like the rest of us, mourn the damage he's doing to America.

[@RyuSaga99]

At this point... The world could boo & throw tomatoes at trump and Fox News would still be like... "look at this..every leader around the world respects trump so much.. that. They make sure he is well fed... This is definitely a show of respect!.."

[@cynthiaddent]

Lmbo lmbo

[@birdsdaword]

trump loves tomatoes on his hamburgers.

[@generationofswine-ge5rw]

Rotten tomatoes are extremely rare in Europe due to their freedom-hating left wing recycling programs so this is practically like throwing money--a sign of respect usually reserved only for royalty.

[@ronaldorivers236]

They will say that they are so happy that they throw tomatoes at trump like they do in La Tomatina Festival in spain which is a celebration.

[@babby2blue2]

@@generationofswine-ge5rw Yes, ..... Every time I recycle a bottle I Curse the freedom hating lift wing recycling program. ........... Seriously thinking I should just ram them down the throats of deplorables like you ignorant trumpets.

[@RalphAnthonyCBasco]

You know it's bad when you've made the Germans laugh! :-)

[@Pit.Gutzmann]

@Ralph Anthony C. Basco I am a German and I do laugh a lot lately... ;-)

[@jonsnor4313]

It hilarous because he is aeguing that the eu has to be independent of the us(expending superpower). That is such a good comedic timing. And sad that it was meant to be serious.

[@jonsnor4313]

Based on what are the nazis left. On a misleading name from a political party. What left did the nazi. They werent progressice. They werent openminded.They were conservative, rassistic, for a big brother state. All things the conservatives do. Find me one left politican that does speeches similar to hitler. I know none but plenty of rightwingers who do have similar speeches. If you hate nazis, go for the rightwing. Thats why i hope the left rthe left replace trump because because they are the least likely to be nazis, or better the left are certainly no nazis. Go for the alt-right if you want nazis so badly.

[@toci8475]

I’m German. In America. I laugh a lot lol

[@tylaluna5913]

Ralph Anthony C. Basco as a german i can confirm that :)

[@hottpoker326]

A disgrace to this country, and a stain on this country's honor and decency, .very hard to remove.

[@curbmassa]

I'd try pressure-washing the fucker with bleach. Rinse. Repeat.

[@elgieswift3498]

The complicit GOP is just as bad as trump by this point. Exception of Jeff Flake for now.

[@vinniemoreno704]

We should fine any fucker who voted for this idiot.

[@liner011f7]

Why would anyone prefer the crooked Dems?

[@jamesgoodwin2450]

Don’t worry we will get rid of the demorats

[@ErgoCogita]

As a 45 year old American, number 45* elicits nearly my entire spectrum of emotions when I see him reading from a prompter, at a UN gathering, while nearly every word he painstakingly utters flies by without even a hint of comprehension in the cadence and emphasis in his speech patterns.

[@shmootube5000]

How the hell has he never learned basic language skills??? Did he never write an english paper? You write "very very big brain" anywhere beyond middle school and you get a big red circle with "see me" written next to it before they bump you down to the lower class.

[@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz]

I think you mean kindergarten, not middle school and then special ed classes ?

[@jessicalee333]

You're forgetting how rich his daddy was.

[@Chunkboi]

The Resistance And that’s because he cheated that far.

[@admiralxytan1160]

Of course he meant to get laughter. That’s why, when they laughed, he said “didn’t expect that reaction.”

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

Trump: "The world is laughing at us, they are laughing at us. When I'm in charge, the world will no longer be laughing at us. Believe me." *Rest of the world proceeds to laugh even louder*

[@liberalinoklahoma1888]

Were the United Nations delegates thrown out and then questioned for not being enthusiastic enough during his speech???!

[@littletinyperfect1047]

That's what it's going to come to if the Moron-in-Chief stinks up the White House for much longer! I hope his party is destroyed in the midterms, and I think it actually might happen. Then he'll be a lame duck president who'll be treated just like his party treated one of the best Presidents in U.S. history, President Obama.

[@liberalinoklahoma1888]

@@littletinyperfect1047 Right on!

[@brihaver1951]

I’m laughing so hard I can hardly breath, and I’m a Conservative 😂😂😂

[@MrBoondock1]

👏👏👏👏👏👏 Good job Late Night team! We love you. Making the world a funnier place. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@NexuJin]

Imagine, just imagine, the jokes if George Carlin was still alive today!

[@lillysweet8016]

Don’t worry trump they not laughing at you they laughing with each other at you

[@GrapplingwithPhysics]

Seelar Barhoum don’t steal from Colbert...busted

[@lillysweet8016]

Josh Thompson 😅😂🤣

[@GrapplingwithPhysics]

😁😁

[@mariacupo4937]

Hey! You ripped that off Colbert. You should give credit where credit is due plagiarizer.

[@Stephensofceea]

We watch Colbert too

[@byram101]

Has anyone told this guy that you can't "drain a swamp" by filling it? Who are these people he chooses? Yeesh!

[@nancyhogue4345]

you could make more sense if you learned to spell.

[@byram101]

@LEONIDAS it is an interjection.. why speak if basic elements of speech elude you.

[@byram101]

@@nancyhogue4345 It is an interjection.. you must have gone to the same school as Leonidas here.

[@byram101]

@LEONIDAS kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZicqqOuiZ6Jack a refenence for u

[@Chunkboi]

LEONIDAS And do you have proof of this?

[@randyrauch]

Seth you always do a great job. Great job with your staff getting this on the air during that crazy press conference. I was watching it on CNN and thinking of the soundbites you’d be pulling out for this.

[@jeffbyrne107]

#MANA. Make America Normal Again. Please Vote Blue. You know it makes sense

[@dilberthogwash1372]

Jeff Byrne No thanks. I like my huge increases in financial gains, illegals out, law respected and the libs all pissed off. #TRUMP2020 #MAGA

[@joekaput747]

Or, if not blue, someone who has a brain. Like anyone that's not associated with the Kardashians. That'd be a step up, I think.

[@doghouse010]

too bad my vote doesn't matter because I'm not from a swing state

[@dilberthogwash1372]

Jered Kohsman you sir, are a leftist loon snowflake

[@dilberthogwash1372]

The Resistance I'll cancel you out snowflake

[@knollfamily916]

He is looking more umpa lumpa-ish than EVER... during this footage.

[@chrissy24-7]

"You know it's bad when you make a German laugh " 👍

[@WOLFM0THER]

Yeah…. about that.

[@r3d-1truth17]

Hey! Where the heck is lawyer Giuliani? What happened to all the spills, gaffs, and totally ridiculous claims? Fired? Retirement village? Insane asylum?

[@paddleduck5328]

Speaking at meetings about how America needs to help terrorists foment unrest in Iran to bring about regime change.

[@pudchaa]

Trump: _Well that wasn’t the reaction I was expecting...._ Also Trump: *THAT WAS EXACTLY THE REACTION I WAS EXPECTING!* Yeah, okay....😏 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@desmondbunn4457]

badfeminist he said wasn’t when he meant was. 😏

[@yojimbo3681]

Hahahahaha

[@heydannypark]

Mike Hegarty Then goes behind the couch? OW FUCKIN' MEOW!

[@O1OO1O1]

He's like a 4th dimensional being who expects everything. Everything is equally true and false, and he can see the points of many sides.

[@jdenton5372]

Maybe he thought they were going to through rotten tomatoes at him like all the street urchins did in NYC when he was growing up.

[@jessyverklizan9345]

I am sick really sick of hearing him talk about it being the Dems.

[@user-ty9vq2gl5d]

Jessy Verklizan It's getting old. It's like when he brings Hillary and that fact that she lost. Who cares? ..that was 2 years ago

[@67donnalynn]

I am sick really sick of hearing him talk. About ANYTHING! nothing he says has any value. I like how Colbert put it, Let's get ready to ramble.... This Closer Look knocked it out the park though. Kudos to his team of writers, and to him too for the delivery!

[@EugeneAxe]

I remember when Fox News used to claim the problem in our politics was "the blame game." Looks like Fox News was the problem all along.

[@ctg4818]

IKR why not blame communists like we have for the past 70 years.

[@thenobleandmightybeaver4411]

I am just sick of listening to him, period.

[@elizabethrico6505]

They laugh just in front and at him 😂😂

[@filiciaball5097]

He's gonna go down as the absolute worst "president" in history..

[@addiehernandez8255]

That record will hold for thousands of years.

[@danjo1967]

accomplished ... thats 1 thing he can be proud of.

[@jaredkaler]

Are you using quotes "ironically"?

[@LipstickNTrees]

Filicia Ball well shoot, he made the Bush administration look good. 🤷‍♀️

[@IanMcVitty]

Interesting.....I was thinking the same thing today. Imagine the history books in 2030. What will they say? Absolutely bizarre. History classes will not believe what happened in 2018.

[@PIXPromosMore]

I like the subtle way Seth refers to Fox News as "State TV"

[@jackhindle9062]

PIX Promos & More same man

[@jeshuafigge2835]

As a german "fella" lemme tell ya that "joke" about the steve harvey laugh is actually a fact

[@Cipher_Zone]

Aeolwn “Why are those words in bold?”

[@jeshuafigge2835]

@@greezen Moinsen aus Oldenburg!

[@medinalamaison4772]

Absolutely!

[@Udontkno7]

"'fella'"IMS ALSIJSBSMA

[@homerj.simpson7562]

Joooo, Tach gesagt.

[@ronkirk5099]

I keep hoping I'll wake up and this was all just a nightmare! Oh the humiliation, the humiliation.

[@annekaplan7247]

"It was supposed to get laughs" 2:40 but when they laughed as he was talking he said "didn't expect that response." Oh right, facts don't matter anymore even if there is video evidence.

[@toknow3491]

caught by the world ..way overdue thanks world .... wake up call to the boaster in chief

[@alexandersmit4256]

Nah, Trump is an exceptionally stubborn sleeper. There will never be a wake up call potent enough.

[@alvaroakatico9188]

@@alexandersmit4256 I bet to differ. The POS can't live forever. This country will once again continue to be great again despite of its sad past.

[@mimim7026]

Trump wouldn't know a good lawyer if he accidentally managed to hire one, which, apparently, he has never done.

[@jojostieff9392]

Facts

[@sil7158]

A good lawyer would never work for him,check out how many refused to represent him.

[@Anonymo613]

@rpbsjy you can't meet your match against a false allegation with no evidence. (Well in Kavanaugh's case, it seems that they're trying to do just that.)

[@VianneyCreates]

I have been waiting for this sweet relief all day! TY, Seth.

[@agentsmith110111]

" As in, I watched the president's UN speech and saw a human struggling to make a speech" ANONIMUS...err. AND AMONIMOUS ...

[@RvEijndhoven]

11:30 "From there, Trump went off the rails" Wait.... He was *on* the rails before then?

[@Steve-ts8ju]

Trump was "off the rails" long BEFORE he was elected. Respectively, his followers are "off the rails".

[@arielo1985]

so funny the German delegation laughing lol

[@titanjedi]

ariel peña ocando ---yeah, sad they laugh when their citizens women and girls being raped all the time by sick “people”.

[@Slimylimmey]

titanjedi Its ok now Tatijana the Russian army left ages ago

[@nils0a]

Steve Irving thats a good one;) i am going to steal that^^

[@Slimylimmey]

nils0a No problem my friend:)

[@TheOutlando]

lol. titanjedi, that´s just propaganda. our crime-rate is on an all-time low, dude.

[@greengabe5]

Wow, the syphilis is really starting to show now

[@jenni8032]

Jeebuz this one got me🤣

[@3bints215]

😂😂😂😂

[@anneb889]

Jeebuz well, you know that was his Vietnam.....

[@RacinZilla003]

His skin fell off a long time hence why he looks like a plastic orange dummy

[@firebearva]

Hopefully the First Lady has been tested, bless her heart.

[@krisklement1182]

The world is only laughing at you mr.trump the world feels bad for the USA

[@daffyduck201]

Feel bad for yourself. Oh you can't because your on Xanax

[@ruizhang5999]

you're right.

[@RagmaticalRachel]

I don't think this is as true as you think...

[@laureljohnston3456]

@@daffyduck201 pr. e reddit ddi reddish tt

[@randallholloway8686]

YOOOOOOO, but like how many times are we going to see him have a stroke in real time where he can't pronounce words or put together full sentences? This is what dementia looks like when it's mixed with narcissism

[@Proj_Doomsday]

Only Fox News could spin the world laughing at us

[@rochester212]

Fox News already has great experience in being laughed at from clips on youtube.

[@GiggaGMikeE]

They couldn't spin it. They cut the footage of laughter from all of their broadcasts and pretend it didn't happen.

[@SJMSGarlock]

They aren’t spinning the story , they actually laughed at him. Proof is on you’re screen.

[@williamcasey1927]

if I wanted to spin it, I could always just say that they should laugh and be damned. if Europe is the posh relative who always sneers, no matter what, because it is a cheap way to inflate their own Brand, .... .....then they will always laugh. we can safely ignore them. ...basically what the alt.right does, when called out for racism and hate. many folks on the right feel that the left has put them on permanent smear. so, they tell the left you'd say that, no matter what we said, AND it's useless to argue with you, thus, the partizan ship keeps sailing. alt.right/SJW, and they both recruit the center. what a mess.

[@liner011f7]

Trump is the guy the other world leaders cannot push around.

[@TenaciousDeeDee]

"Very, very large, a brain!" Doubtful...

[@ianwerden5601]

😄😄😄😄😄😄!!

[@laragu007]

Large but dead

[@rboss5919]

No. I believe it. It's swollen up to the skull and blunting it's ability to perform.

[@Kathysart]

Laughing AT Trump.... right to his face. VOTE IN NOVEMBER!

[@tannerdenny5430]

What else can ya do?

[@danieljudah225]

No keep him. He is destroying amerikkka with his tweets, constant lies, tariffs, incompetence, disrespect, etc.... I think he is hilarious. Keep it up Dumb Don.

[@whocares2087.1]

it's ok to be embarassed, it should motivate you Americans to be more civically involved, in elections and politics as a whole

[@MsSpider26]

He did not win the major vote. MOST people did not vote for him. UGHHHH

[@ladymaiden2308]

directfunebru it's okay to be embarrassed when you realize you're going on about things you obviously know nothing about.

[@JoeKnows44]

Does anyone here actually watch Seth's show? Or just these youtube clips like me?

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Joe Yes.

[@katiekane5247]

Can't afford cable, this is good as I can get

[@mscheckersv]

Not in real time; it’s on too late. I catch up later.

[@dillonharrison1455]

SOOOOOOO late

[@alainarchambault2331]

Here too.

[@RikoScouse]

I was so happy that our Minister of Foreign Affairs, Heiko Maas, just laughed at Trump's stupidity! =D

[@DandyBeingTandi]

As a U.S citizen, I was proud of your Minister of Foreign Affairs too! 😄😄😄😄

[@littletinyperfect1047]

Tandi Caldwell As a Canadian, I was proud too, especially for the people speaking out about that horrible so-called "president"

[@techytech1907]

You should be proud. It’s the most humane way of dealing with someone who has no diplomatic skill. It really surprises me that other nations don’t use the same method.

[@Craig806]

60% of all Germany's oil comes from Russia. Do some research, you morons!

[@susischneiderbader5969]

No it doesn't. It is more about 40%. But even if it were true, Trump's only concern is that the Germans don't buy enough oil (or anything else for that matter) from the US instead.

[@alyssab8266]

Best Closer Look I've ever watched! Love him, he"s so intelligent

[@SkyP1e]

I think I'm officially tired of winning now

[@Krawurxus]

When you showed the German delegation how did you not focus on the lady in the background wearing 2 pairs of glasses and squinting her eyes in confusion and disbelief?

[@christiangeiselmann]

Krawurxus Also the guy to the left was fun: shaking his head in desperation.

[@tantegreta]

Ollie B I mean he could also be Austrian but yeah, I thought the same. I'm glad they show themselves amused to all that BS

[@grayscribe1342]

And do you want to know why the German delegation reacted like that? Because we are deep in a program that will make us independent of outside energy sources with renewable energy. We are building wind parks and solar farms, so we don't need nuclear power or outside sources anymore. It's been going for years and will take more, but we will get there. Everyone in the EU knows that and I thought our allies, make that former allies as we are now a security risk to the USA, knew that as well. Of course knowing such a detail could unravel Trump's goal of making coal more relevant again.

[@thorstenguenther]

Gray Scribe Additionally, the USA themselves are heavily dependent on oil imports from such shining beacons of democracy as Saudi Arabia, so Spanky Bonespurs is the pot calling the kettle black, and everyone here knows it.

[@ElissaStark514]

Krawurxus Lol. German guys were smiling. Trump is such an EMBARRASSMENT!

[@zeeshanalam7929]

Trump is a nut job... Why can't we get a real president

[@JoeKnows44]

We can in 2020. But first we have another 6-12 months of Trump than a year to 18 months of Pence to live through.

[@zeeshanalam7929]

@@JoeKnows44 lol!!! Blue wave come faster

[@JoeKnows44]

Zachary Smith I don't even like Democrats, last election was the first time I ever voted for as many Democrats as Republicans. But other than a few local candidates who I know personally, even my ballot will be bright blue in six weeks.

[@mriddley]

Maybe Russia will let us have one next time

[@tomrecane6366]

Careful. Pence is watching this like a vulture hovering over road kill.

[@Nathankinamorh]

Quality show. Respect to crew and writers.

[@GoldnDusty]

My favourite thing about “Germans don’t laugh” stereotypes is that every German I’ve ever met has a sharper English sense of humour than most English people. They’re a hilarious culture.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

True

[@lizzybethnj617]

My Uncle’ s ex-wife is German and is one of the funniest people I know

[@67donnalynn]

As a culture, i agree. Though, in this setting, the people representing Germany are more serious and, forgive me, rigid. (no offense to anyone)

[@lynnisstrange]

Agree

[@teamla1047]

Kavenaugh says in Faux interview that he was never blackout drunk, never woke up unable to remember the night before. Hie emails which were released during the first round of hearings would indicate otherwise.

[@Unpopularopinion2024]

*I swear sometimes sharing a* *country with conservatives is like* *being trapped on a roadtrip with* *someone who won't stop farting*

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

While they keep blaming it on you. Without shame in their face.

[@dlxinfinite7098]

Oh sitting in the front seat with a driver with punishing halitosis...

[@johnrogers9481]

Oh yes.!! Most of want pro-gress not re-gress or conserve.!!! Ahhhn.!!

[@patrickobrien5311]

And that someone is the driver and they are going 80mph on a 40 and they keep turning around to ensure you it's not them smelling up the car.

[@Dominian1]

Yeah, but he doesn't pick up hitch-hikers like those fucking dems do.

[@juanemilianomendoza9415]

The best. I loved this!

[@ingeborggueldner5470]

Wow Nikki, even you? Go Germany we love you

[@gwen3010]

Nikki you should have just stayed quiet!

[@wilddogge]

I just lost all credibility in Nikki...

[@anthonyellis4915]

@@wilddogge - Me too. =(

[@abbishmabbly89]

Suzette Aljanabi nn

[@10past12]

Seth Meyers has some really good writers. The jokes are solid and line up really well with callbacks throughout. The final callback to 'human struggling' was great!

[@riosricardo7400]

Most ridiculous President ever.......🤮🤮🤮

[@kathryndwright]

Rios Ricardo and I raise you a🤮

[@davidodonnell1426]

vote in the midterms on November 6th

[@kimberlys8422]

Are we in denial when we say he's illegitimate?

[@BMW_Z4idiot]

n'obama was ridiculousier. He was bawn in Kanye

[@marilynguinnane4663]

Ross Ricardo --- You'll eat those words. Trump is the BEST.

[@onlybugwit]

This is scary to watch,,,, and to think this man is the most powerful man on the planet with nuclear bombs to play with,,,,, words fail me.

[@MkeKen67]

If Russian missiles were headed our way, Trump would hesitate, because he still wants to do the Trump Moscow deal.

[@traviscummings9178]

"The world is laughing at us, because they think we're stupid." No, Trump. The world is laughing at YOU because they think YOU'RE stupid, and so far, you've proven them right

[@RacketTattoo]

no we think all of you are stupid cause of the president you elected

[@sacatolasmoreira5593]

Actually... we are laughing both at him and at the ppl who put him there....

[@keithriley6597]

Racket Tattoo We didn't elect him. Perhaps you should think before commenting on things you don't understand. It makes you sound a lot like Trump.

[@RacketTattoo]

Keith Riley you didnt elect him yet he is president. your system sucks. and the majority of your population supports that bafoon and buys everything he sells them.

[@keithriley6597]

Racket Tattoo I never said the system doesn't suck. Very few support Trump. He lost the popular vote. You seem to have no understanding of government at all. Your head is up Your own ass. I see why you have trouble with comprehension.

[@rubyking3948]

I have never been so ashamed of being an American!

[@titanjedi]

Ruby King --it’ll be better when the Nazi left and SJWs finally eat themselves and most of America wakes up.

[@violator7964]

titanjedi The ‘Nazi left’? Do you even think about these things before you voice them? That makes literally no sense since National Socialism was ideologically opposed to socialism and Marxism.

[@disco1446]

titanjedi That was meant to be a joke on the Simpsons. "Commie Nazis". There's no such thing!! It's like saying Trump is an 'SJW'!

[@littletinyperfect1047]

titanjedi F-U airhead

[@bridgetmccarthy3090]

YES DUSTING OFF MY PASSPORT .I'LL GO ANY WHERE PS KAVVANAH IS A FUNCTION ALCOLIC THAT BLACKS OUT!!!