CORRECTIONS Episode 25: Week of Monday, October 11

[@LordZeebee]

Love how Seth instantly corrected himself when saying less instead of fewer out of fear of being torn to shreds by the Jackals lmao

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

And people who make that correction need to get over themselves. No one says that. No normal people, anyway.

[@grizzlynad]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 fewer people than you think

[@elimorton7511]

The jackals are both in his head and on it in this episode.

[@derrickstorm6976]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 you have to have a really low education to make such a fundamental grammatic mistake, though. Which makes sense especially in the United States, so you do have a point there

[@heatherc2939]

@@grizzlynad 🤣🤣

[@christinepiper316]

I feel like the way Seth talks to us about the newly reinstated audience is similar to when a single father tells his jackals that he met someone and they're getting married. Someone will be moving into our house and will be spending a lot of time with Dad, but that doesn't mean he doesn't love us anymore and no matter what, we're still his favorite.

[@dzd2371]

🤣

[@SyzygyNoon]

Does this mean I can finally get the new Xbox? (with headphones, because your room is right next to mine..)

[@LeeStJohn-ym4df]

Aww that's so true and so sweet.

[@conky221]

Well said and I 100% agree. He’s still speaking to just us.

[@palpablenotion]

Love the continued intimacy of Corrections. Does Patty Lyons have a site? Also love the continuation of casual Seth but I fear we're getting less casual. Is that shirt ironed?

[@sigil8386]

It's a testament to Seth's storytelling abilities that he's turned Wally, Shoemaker and the others into characters of a meta Late Night Show, but my favorite is the sado/kinky graphics department that delights in torturing him, which is why I'm calling for a Graphics Dept. t-shirt, please!

[@HopeWins777]

Amen amen amen. And maybe a blooper reel. Or is the graphics Department itself a blooper reel? And how many viewers are so young they don't even know what a real reel is?

[@labj143]

This needs more up votes! I love the Graphics Dep. bit.

[@trackstar1376]

oh no, what are you gonna do (bites pen salaciously) besmirch graphics again?

[@cassynicole7615]

Second the motion for a Graphics Department t-shirt! Motion passes unanimously!

[@sigil8386]

@@cassynicole7615 Hurray!

[@meredithf.1022]

As a member of the foul-mouthed knitting and crochet community, the line about "burying the hatch-ay" is my favorite. All of Patty's knit patterns are stellar.

[@a.kenneth3521]

The entire damn watch cap bit was effing beautiful. Made my gd day.

[@Neddoest]

Jackal Power!

[@sherinameless1618]

I would buy one of those hats. Patty needs to start a Jackals product line.

[@xymonau2468]

@@sherinameless1618 Yes!

[@sharontrujillo7793]

Oh.....I WANT that skull cap!!!!! 🪅

[@mallardflopson]

The way he ends it with “see me next week” really warms my jackal heart. Our boy is learning.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

I love it too! And that it's now a nice inside joke with the Jackals.

[@seanmatyas3938]

He isnt learning though, otherwise he would stop making mistakes 😅 One week will be perfect and then the jackals can finally rest in peace.

[@chezmoi42]

@@seanmatyas3938 He loves us too much to let our relationship die for lack of error. This is what I tell myself.

[@MagicTimeTravel]

he's on hiatus next week tho so either he expects us to rewatch his shows or he lied :(

[@LeeStJohn-ym4df]

@@seanmatyas3938 I can understand why you'd say that but I'm guessing that they'd (we) would find the perfection a mistake and start howling anyway 😄

[@Ehphan]

When he said "if this is your first correction, I'm guessing you're not still with us" I laughed so hard I fell from chair.

[@flowertrue]

Fell from THE chair or MY chair. 🪑

[@matthewcerny8009]

@@flowertrue I dont think they fell from YOUR chair. 🤷‍♂️

[@pha3drus68]

@@matthewcerny8009 truth!

[@daetheygayhey]

I love that he treats jackals like annoying children of whom he is still proud enough to display their art on the fridge

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Damning with faint praise. You should see the shitshow that is his fridge. Who keeps all their taco bell sauce packets and McNugget dipping sauce? Honestly.

[@HeraldOfBadger]

I loved when he had overtly furry-made mugs on his desk that said something about paws

[@doubtful_seer]

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing I keep all my sauces. Free food is free food.

[@seichodan]

This comment (above) needs more likes 👍

[@annilynnk1090]

He still loves his jackals

[@eddardstark5034]

wasn't looking forward to the audience coming back, but seeing Seth still rocking casual clothing and then yes, doing an audience-less corrections, i feel is a good compromise.

[@sojournershalom]

💯

[@dethlokprime8655]

He’s also kept other elements of the isolation era. I do think we need a callback to the Sea Captain, The Thorn Birds, and it’d be fun to see his kids for Hallowe’en.

[@PU_Ky]

Yup. Pretty good balancing act .

[@daveroche6522]

Said it before - SFZ (as in Suit-Free-Zone). A casual look but I'm sure we all appreciate (know?) the amount of work that goes into the show. Sweet!

[@Neddoest]

Agreed.

[@nateschneider3351]

This is the most emotionally fulfilling human interaction that I have during the week.

[@neebs929]

So the same over here.

[@tairneanaich]

I love how ready to go Andy is, no questions asked just belts out on command

[@ladygrndr9424]

I should NOT have been drinking tea during that part. I nearly died when Seth just hung up on him after that.

[@afluid5679]

6:50

[@cannibalbananas]

Lol, yes. Except those weren't the lyrics. Not sure any of that were words 😂😂😂😂

[@nomadpurple6154]

Can I request "Nothing compares to ME" by Sinead O'Connor for next week?

[@Tupelo927]

@@ladygrndr9424 Months ago, I learned this lesson after spewing coffee ALL over my phone. The raucous coughing-laughing-crying fit caused my dog to start yapping...at 3 A.M. We _must_ warn our fellow Jackals of this inherent danger!

[@andarted]

_"This area has been cleaned & disinfected WITH LOVE."_ Beautiful callback. ❤️

[@Dermatillomaniac]

I feel so loved and heard that they not only kept this segment,but also kept it audience-free. This segment is honestly my favorite part of the week. Also, pics of rollerblading Josh or it didn't happen!!

[@sparkythancztwise]

Since we didn't all carry cell phone cameras back then, you're asking for graphics to turn out something that will look like an AI generated warped dreamscape. It may look more like Fabio than Seth's brother. Careful what you ask for 🤣

[@doodoobutter101]

Correction: We don’t necessarily hate when the audience cheers, we hate when they’re told to overly cheer and when they drown you out (like in the old days of the show and which can still be found in other current late night shows…). It seems though, that since Seth’s audience has been back, either they aren’t being told to make as much noise as they can anymore and they’re on their best behavior, or the audio team is keeping the audience volume levels low for us at home, which I’m immensely thankful for! Seth is also doing a fantastic job of not pandering to the audience the way other late night hosts do. The audience is there, but Seth is almost continuing on as if they’re not, and he refers to them only if he needs to or if the joke calls for it. Even physically, I noticed he’s putting his hands up if he needs to stop laughter when it goes on too long. Seth’s navigating the return of the audience really well, and I just want to let him know that I NOTICE!

[@brendammit]

All of this! I commented something similar after seeing the hand gestures; I think he also projects words when they go on too long and has to say it again. Very much appreciated!

[@meredithf.1022]

Couldn't agree more! You said everything I was going to say. Thank you Seth, and your whole crew. We love you!

[@lisahenry20]

Yeah, I really like how he's handled the returning audience and it isn't as bad as a lot of us were worrying about. Plus we still get Wally in camera.

[@phelonyphatbottom902]

Agreed. Seems they are working to make it a good combo and it works

[@Kaleidoscopics]

I hope a bunch of people who read this kind of thing goes to his show and is absolutely ridiculous in the audience. Just screaming up a storm and having the time of their life. Because it's so weird to me that a bunch of people on the internet are giving this guy who makes constant jokes about his mental well-being for the amount of constant criticism he gets from the internet, want to say how it is or isn't okay for him to do what he wants with his audience the way he wants to on his own show. But you're a fan? Idk man, sounds like you're a contributer to an anxiety problem.

[@bernadettefuson1678]

When he turned the hat to the Jackal picture, my knitters heart just skipped a beat. That hat is a beaut.

[@trackstar1376]

Corrections is my favorite bit in years and the continuity is magnificent

[@kmscheid3303]

WHERE IS THE PATTERN???? I checked ravelry, but no.

[@gratefuljackal8183]

The original disinfected card with WITH LOVE added for us was so sweet 💙🐾💙

[@piedpiper1172]

He looked so happy when he said “I got a new hat.” Seeing such raw joy and fulfillment really touched and motivated me. I shall double down on fact checking every sentence to ensure I can contribute to crushing such joy out of him.

[@bunzeebear2973]

It is not a hat, it is a Touque (tooke) or that Big guy on Star Gate (that is close as they added an E into it (aka Teuk) / Definitely not a hat.

[@princessmads]

@@bunzeebear2973 you mean Teal’c?

[@Billie-hl3zj]

@@bunzeebear2973 I caught that as well, but I think technically a toque is just a specific type of hat, so referring to it as a hat is fine.

[@nimue325]

@@bunzeebear2973 You can ask him to call it that when he visits but in the US a toque is a chef’s hat.

[@a.kenneth3521]

@@bunzeebear2973 it is a hat. It’s a particular type of hat. This type of hat may be called a toque where you live. The US Navy calls this kind of hat (or cover) a watch cap. Others call it a stocking cap. Smarty pants.

[@Collin_J]

“If this is your first corrections” I feel for anyone who’s missed out on this wild ride

[@nomadpurple6154]

They can always binge the YT playlist on the channel. Although they need to do it in reverse which would be rather annoying.

[@JeremiahBurns]

@@nomadpurple6154 But it's not the same. It's like seeing Marvel's Infinity saga for the first time by bingeing it, Vs being there for the ride over 11+ years.

[@christinepiper316]

@@JeremiahBurnsThat's a really good way of putting it.

[@nomadpurple6154]

@@JeremiahBurns But I experienced immense joy at the death of RDJ (Ironman) despite not having seen any of the lead up films.... did I miss out? 😁😈😁

[@gunnarerth]

I recently heard about corrections when Seth was on Colbert's show. Since then I started to watch the corrections in order, the first mentioning of the jackal, etc. Now I am at this point, correction 25. I don't rush watching them. They are a like a delicious meal which you want to enjoy slowly. :)

[@torchbone1]

"Too blue?" Excellent. Funny at first, then funny again. Like a fine wine with different layers that come to your palette in waves.

[@jeffweiss848]

I honestly feel that Corrections is the best thing to happen to Seth's show since A Closer Look

[@bonghunezhou5051]

"Corrections" is even better; "A Closer Look" still lacks diversity of content, even after the untidy departure of the 'former guy'.

[@virginiatyree6705]

Same, & both are good. v

[@kishens1]

Seth’s charisma is so electrifying! The bit where he pulled the camera in for the “Lego” scandal is just AMAZING! Hahaha 🤣

[@lovelight9261]

And it was exactly what we were thinking.

[@casjean8904]

@@lovelight9261 exactly!

[@caliscribe2120]

And is shows his acting chops. He is ready to replace Jimmy Fallon in the shooting of the movie Taxi 2.

[@mariacatherine229]

Please don't mention Jimmy Fallon: so creepy.@@caliscribe2120

[@danielkayam]

I just love how he passive-aggressively slips in "lego bricks store".

[@brendammit]

I’m so happy a fellow Jackal infiltrated the show on the first day the audience was back. True Jackalry at its finest. 👩‍🍳 💋

[@AaronBirnbaumz]

It was great to be there!!

[@brendammit]

@@AaronBirnbaumz Is it you? Are you THE Jackal he was referring to?!??

[@AaronBirnbaumz]

@@brendammit I am!!!

[@brendammit]

@@AaronBirnbaumz you are my Jackal son. And I, as your Jackal mother, could not be more proud. 🥺🐾

[@sbsstorytelling]

@@AaronBirnbaumz I'm actually almost jealous of your near-celebrity, though am full-on green that you got to be there first night back. Well done, my good man!

[@HeidiThompson7]

I'm impressed with the way you've managed to balance having audiences back and still going on tangents. Bravo papa jackal!

[@AccelerateYourSuccess]

2 things: 1. This may be the best CORRECTIONS yet. 2. I can't wait to see Seth wearing knitted, Bernie-style mittens next, so he'll have a complete set.

[@mischievouscat296]

I even saved it to my Comedy playlist, had lots of great laughs!

[@HopeWins777]

We should take bets on what the next knitted apparel item will be. And I wholeheartedly vote for Mittens!

[@mischievouscat296]

@@HopeWins777 Mitts or gloves :P

[@ro2670]

@@HopeWins777 I vote for Mittens with a “strategically placed” gold finger decoration.

[@sigil8386]

@@ro2670 I second!

[@veemacks7255]

Here's my tip for anyone that never knows whether to use "I" or "me". Simply take the other person(s) out of the sentence and say it again and see if it sounds weird. For example: "[My wife and] me went out last night". How dumb does "me went out last night" sound? In that case it's clearly "and I". In a related sentence when asked who was out last night, saying "Just my wife and I" when removing the other person would be "Just I" - clearly that sounds weird, it'd be "my wife and me" or "me and my wife". You never need to know how it works, or find a rule, just remove the other person from the sentence and see if it sounds weird without them when referring to yourself as me or I.

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

Thanks for the tip! Didn't think about that..

[@EM_1989]

Excuse me a minute, I have to go back to 1999 and correct my uncle for correcting me about this

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

That's what I was trying to figure out how to say in a non-pedantic way, but you covered it perfectly! Thanks for sharing. 😁👍

[@hongkongcantonese501]

Without getting into the whole subject-object thing and hypercorrection, you zigzagged the whole Grammar Teacher thing and provided a very useful tip. What kind of Jackal ARE you?

[@brothajohn]

It’s the easiest way to figure out if the pronoun is Subjective (I) or Objective (me). Great tip. Taught it to all my students.

[@brownkemosabe]

This is what we've all been waiting for. The Jackals are ready.

[@jessamineprice5803]

It’s inaccurate to say we’re completely joyless when Corrections brings us so much joy.

[@newtempphone-ash9507]

wow America's Mayor? I don't think so

[@ashkebora7262]

@@jessamineprice5803 We must correct him on this point next week.

[@BelaCurcio]

I swear to god there's nothing better than laughing my ass off at an amazing joke and it's complete silence. I freaking love it.

[@aolostmaiden]

Funniest bit was asking Andy in the most genuine, friendly way, how he was doing, and then immediately hanging up on him before even giving him a chance to answer.

[@xymonau2468]

Patty - your cap was superb! That jackal image was amazing. Seth, as crazy as it sounds, these clips are important. Please don't stop. In Australia it's the only place to see you.

[@Kiwiakatarawa]

In New Zealand also! ♥️

[@janey3407]

@@Kiwiakatarawa & in the UK alas :(

[@carolinebarrett4736]

@@janey3407 he’s on one of the news channels on sky! MSNBC or something 😉

[@macforme]

Can you get VPN so you can see him all the time? Also Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah and Saturday Night Live are must see shows.

[@janey3407]

@@carolinebarrett4736 Thx, sadly i have Now TV but not Sky, anyway at least we can watch on youtube!

[@carolinebarrett4736]

I could watch hrs of Seth rambling on about nothing… he made my lockdown bearable- love and luck from Ireland all🇮🇪 🥰🇮🇪🥰🇮🇪🥂👻🥳

[@heathjohnson4733]

When he turned the hat around, I gasped. That knitted jackal symbol is amazing!

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

Thanks!

[@realworkoutsforrealpeople5041]

@@PattyLyonsKnitting Patty! Here you are! I was just commenting upthread about getting in touch with you because this hat is gorgeous and I would very much love to have one! However, if it is designed to be Seth's only, that's cool too! That being said...if there is a way...to order (and pay for) one from you, sign me up!

[@flinx]

Hopefully our new mascot

[@mena376]

@@PattyLyonsKnitting Patty, do you have a shop?

[@Myron90]

I want one.

[@mattburgess5697]

Late Night with Seth Meyers is just to gather source material for the real show.

[@dennisstrahm4309]

Late Night is my favorite of all in that genre. Corrections is a genius outtake that mines the gold he gets from fans.

[@Dan-Simms]

Do you mean the corrections, not the title of the actual show?

[@sashaorama]

I now realize that what I like about the lack of an audience is that it makes me feel like a) the writers are having a good time at work and b) that I’m on the inside of the jokes/process. So, carry on, y’all

[@normanthedoorman9993]

I love how upfront and honest Seth is about having the audience back. I liked this show pre Covid, but now it became my favorite. They are finally acknowledging us and it feels good!

[@SyzygyNoon]

The elephant in the room _finally_ addressed in full. Good golly that was a relief. I… Sorry… _WE_ needed that.

[@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice]

Well done. I can’t help but feel that Seth genuinely cares about his TV/internet audience just as much as he cares about the live audience. The way he acknowledges our fear of live audiences shows much more awareness and appreciation for his fans than any other late night host. Thank you Seth, Wally, Amber, Mike, Mike, Ian, Karen, and everyone else we’ve met along the way!

[@Neddoest]

17:05 he loves us _more_ tho… studio audiences come and go, jackals are eternal

[@Myron90]

Can't forget The Thornbirds and its many sequels

[@ahatcherlps]

Well said. Good call on the awareness.

[@GhostChiliTaco]

You sir, are a poet.

[@PBthesquirrel]

@@Myron90 are us jackals the only ones who enjoyed any of his recurring jokes during pandemia? Sea captain, precious! The mallard, loved him! And oh, the wasps, THE WASPS!!!! (BTW, do you guys remember when his boys dressed up as wasps and came running out of the closet after Closer Look? Favorite fucking moment of pandemic late night tv)

[@stargleekwhofighter]

Saw the live taping of Thursday's show this week and Seth mentioned that he'd be filming this Corrections after we all left. When I saw the video pop up on KZbin I decided to watch it (not knowing, as I now do, that Corrections must be watched as a whole, chronologically) but I DID make it all the way to the end, despite it being my first Corrections. So, CORRECTION: I was still with you (I have now gone back and watched them all, in order).

[@TheRealGSmith]

Putting some real effort into it. It's quite a journey ^^

[@corriec1216]

Welcome to the pack!

[@TheBassJukebox]

Youre doing it right 👌

[@arndonbevarah]

Correction: We Jackals are capable of joy, we just choose to abstain.

[@sunshine3914]

Absolutely!

[@sunshine3914]

And he seemed less annoyed and too smug on this Corrections. Don’t blame him, tho.

[@josephsilverbears2787]

It's just that he can't hear us and the love from our comments (especially from the knitting, crocheting and marching band communities) don't carry over very well through text.

[@crankynic]

Being a jackal is fun!!!

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

We all are graduates of the Doctor Killjoy school of Joke Euthanasia for autists And whats up with the youth in Asia? What's that all about?

[@ivyinabottle]

Seth’s contact name for Andy is Andy Samsonite... that’s honestly adorable lolll

[@kartingoverload]

Samsonite? I was way off!

[@johnbod]

He was born Andy Swanson

[@whocares2087.1]

Can't use real names 😕

[@lindakutsubos1222]

That doesn't sound Jewish!

[@SyzygyNoon]

It seems like it would be Andy Samboig.

[@General_Nothing]

Seth: “I think the thing you like the least is when the audience cheers. I think you don’t like that because-“ Me: It’s the happiness, Seth. I hate their happiness. Seth: “it makes you jealous because they are a group of people who are capable, unlike you, of joy.” Me: Exactly! You get it.

[@rochelle2000]

👌

[@honeybadger1847]

Jackals or golden retrievers, you can’t be both.

[@nicoleiohnson7314]

@@honeybadger1847 bahahahahaha!! Truuuuu

[@Scarlett-jq4cj]

Seth this hat is a total mood.

[@LindaC616]

Patty has been at it again!

[@thebeardedlady76]

Jackal Power indeed!

[@nomadpurple6154]

I very much liked the jackal motif.

[@d.f.9062]

That mood is a total hat.

[@carolz5090]

@@markymarksthirdnipple8305 Excellent KZbin user name.

[@MrQueerDuck]

"How are you buddy? (half a sec) Okay, gotta go." is my new way to interact with people! 🤣

[@G0DofRock]

That's what he gets for not answering the last two times he called him live lol

[@EH23831]

I imagined Samberg laughing hard at that… 😅

[@carriepickett2687]

I never watched this show before Covid but during the weird times of COVID Seth has risen to my all time favorite host

[@yippeekaiyaymofo]

I love that Seth has retained the casual look even with audiences. It seems so much more refreshing over the other late night shows that he’s deconstructed the format a bit.

[@tdsims1963]

I think it makes the show even funnier!

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@tdsims1963 Just one less barrier between us.

[@maryrosekent8223]

However, if he starts showing up in his jammies, we’ll know he’s either gone round the bend or has been taken over by the pod people...

[@SidewalkCitizenLA]

I love how Seth just STARES when he looks like he's gonna break, 😆

[@RandomViewerOnline]

Seth you're the king of late night and you have such a humble attitude and care so much about your crew it's incredible. Thanks for remaining casual, fun, and interactive.

[@KeatrithAmakiir]

That call with Andy was pure gold! Still laughing so hard that he just hung up on him! And in defense of the mustard comment, 5oz of mustard is a lot of mustard to be ignoring, you couldn't ignore 5oz of mustard on a burger so Seth shouldn't have ignored it in the joke lol

[@heatherlowry754]

"Can you not give me the wiggle room of plus or minus 5 oz of mustard?" Jackals - No! Look at your beanie. JACKAL POWER!

[@phelonyphatbottom902]

More importantly, you couldn't even bring the missing 5oz on the plane let alone the 100. Maybe if it was 525 mustard packets 😆😆😆

[@nomadpurple6154]

@@phelonyphatbottom902 Wouldn't you have to give a packet to each of the other passengers to get it through security and then collect them when back on the plane. Perhaps this is where the 5oz went missing, people swiped it for themselves.

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

@@phelonyphatbottom902 Total jackal move, bringing 525 mustard packets onto a plane to get around TSA rules.

[@lovelight9261]

And, for that matter, Tiger and Lyon power!

[@anro7137]

For all that we have been through together?!

[@cybercop0083]

Married with Children had the best laugh track! I loved the howler, but especially the whistler at the end of every episode

[@SalKhayer]

One of these days we'll have a Jackal-only audience. It'll be glorious.

[@thomp9054]

🤯

[@renhoek3851]

Imagine the smell- disappointment and basement dust

[@patlafever2049]

Count me in!! I'm ready!

[@maryoaks3228]

Perhaps in MSG

[@doodoobutter101]

His Q&A’s are gonna be all Corrections 😏😏😏

[@MsSissiePooh]

Love the “Jackal Power” hat, and I have to admit that I was a bit wary of the live audience returning, because the humor and jokes had flowed so easily, naturally and spontaneously during those audience-free shows and all of that cheering and excessive applause would ruin the pacing and timing of the jokes. But I’m pleasantly surprised that the same crazy humor which made the past 18 months bearable is still intact. Thanks to Seth, all of the talented writers, Wally and the rest of the crew for this pretty awesome show!

[@BaronvonCookiepants]

I thought the beanie said "Sacral Power" for the first 3 minutes, until he bent his head down

[@Myron90]

Chill out with the compliments because Wally might demand a bigger contract.

[@HopeWins777]

@stephaniefreeman yessss. It lives on! Therefore, so do I. And yes thank you 4 coming back and keeping it real.

[@shivavision8223]

Obviously this whole comment was on a cue card.

[@famousgoldentouch]

Well well written, I agree a 100% and thx for putting exactly my thoughts into this comment ;)

[@badbearwatch]

Thank you so much for " everyone calls them f.... Legos." After a pandemic where everybody seems to have an ironclad opinion about everything, and for having been corrected over my life many many many times over people having stringent narrow opinions like Lego bricks I really appreciated your response to that. I was watching this first thing in the morning sort of trying to find a reason to get out of bed. Bursting out laughing is a great way to sit up and go on with the rest of my day. Thank you so much. You're right everyone calls them Legos.

[@vaguerant]

My take on this whole thing is that Lego is just a brand name; it's not in the dictionary or anything. Technically, you're also supposed to write Lego in all caps, but it's not an acronym for anything. "LEGO bricks" is what the Lego marketing department wants you to call them, but are you *wrong* if you just don't do what Lego PR would like? I'd say if you're not getting paid by Lego to say it a specific way, stop carrying their water for them.

[@MrMrMrJonas]

@@theskyismymuse Yes it's Danish. Put together from the two words leg godt: "leg" (play) and "godt" (good, well), meaning play well.

[@MrMrMrJonas]

In Denmark - the land of LEGO :) - we would never say Legos, but instead LEGO bricks (LEGO klodser, in Danish spelled in one word: legoklodser), the LEGO (Danish, LEGO'et) referring to more LEGO bricks or LEGO sets. And usually we would just say LEGO. In Danish the "s" in LEGOs would make it a possessive noun, and Legos (in Danish spelled with no apostrophe) would be interpreted as what is belonging to LEGO, the company. :D

[@DawnRGenX]

This is my favorite segment of the week. The audience being back doesn’t bother me but their applause and laughter pale in comparison to the laughter of your writers and staff. It is so fun listening to how delighted they are by their own jokes being expertly delivered by you, Seth. You are the best! ♥️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@nomadpurple6154]

Corrections is written by Seth only (he has said that in interviews) so the crew/writers have no idea what's coming.

[@anro7137]

Makes it even better

[@jsauce8669]

I love Seth’s impressions and would pay to see Wedding Crashers with him doing all the main characters. His Wilson and Vaughn are already top shelf but his Walken and Cooper could steal the spotlight!

[@HopeWins777]

So here is our online petition...Upvotes. Because we are lazy petitioners but we do care.

[@GeoffreySorensen]

How could we "SEE the difference" when you did the laugh track demonstration, Seth?

[@yarn_over_and_caffeine]

I commented on this too. First time contributing to the jackal tribe.

[@xiquotic1711]

This weekly segment is one of the greatest treasures on KZbin.

[@Kelsey.E]

I admire how well Seth takes this criticism without getting defensive and arguing. Even if he does, it’s in jest, which is something we all need to work on.

[@b.Good560]

I'm not usually a commenter, but I've been a viewer since episode one of Late Night and have spent 2/3 of my life enjoying Seth's comedic sensibility through SNL. I have to admit, I was one of the concerned regarding audiences coming back. I worried that the magic and change in rhythm that came with the isolated in-8G era would be lost. I always felt like the Seth Meyers iteration of Late Night used their writers and crew better than any late night show in my lifetime, so having them as the only audience was my favorite period of the show yet. Corrections has felt like the silliest and most genuine addition to come out of the whole run, so when Seth assured the audience that nothing was going to change I was grateful. With all that said not only have audiences this week been game, but the rhythm that Seth and the crew formed and practiced for the last 19 months being implemented live is an absolutely incredible payoff. I was so thrilled watching the show that I'm being *genuine* on the *internet.* I'm being the opposite of a jackal. PS Bring back Sea Captain. It's the right thing to do.

[@leighcolby]

I'm so happy a Jackal made it to the show in person! Go team! Also, when is Patty Lyons opening up her etsy store so we can order some swag?!

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

I'll put the pattern up on my website - pattylyons.com/, but you'll have to knit it for yourself :)

[@leighcolby]

@@PattyLyonsKnitting But I can't really knit! Crying Jackal face 😢

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

@@leighcolby I bet you can find someone in your life that does . . . we are EVERYWHERE!! 💀

[@57June]

Like the IRS! 👀👻😱 Love you Patty 🤗😘💖 You are a diamond. And I don't mean you should be buried and crushed 😖 You are deserving of royalties. But not the Prince Andrew type!🥰

[@dzd2371]

@@PattyLyonsKnitting Not a knitter, but just want to say you do really amazing work!

[@richo6537]

Brought a tear to my eye with that last message, along with the back of the card. Also would love that beanie design as Jackal merch, along with mugs and shirts!

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

I would love that Jackal sweater he wore as well!

[@streetographer]

@@TheEmbessyNetwork It was a sweater vest. 😀

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

I don't think they can, legally, without giving Patti a cut.

[@brendammit]

@@streetographer but he added the sleeves tho so then it became a sweater.

[@streetographer]

@@brendammit And then they fell back off. 🤣

[@XplodingBunny]

As a long time silent jackal, I have to say this is my first "correction", although it's more of a clarification. Since there are two types of eclipses, lunar and solar, the former can be looked at directly but the latter cannot.

[@tysonm.4096]

You can look directly at total solar eclipses: "Looking directly at the Sun is unsafe except during the brief total phase ('totality') of a total solar eclipse, when the Moon entirely blocks the Sun's bright face, which happens only within the narrow path of totality."

[@ariesmars29]

I can look at solar eclipses uses a solar filter on my telescope. Not directly as in, eye to sun, but through a device or solar glasses.

[@flowertrue]

This is such a perfect correction! It's cool and interesting but also pedantic. Great job, jackal!

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

"See me next week" would be my favorite sign off if I wasn't deep down dependent on Seth's closer that got us and me through the pandemic: "...wash your hands, wear a mask, we love you." Me love you too. See you next week xo

[@notjustafangirl7313]

It took a while for me to get used to it when he changed to "get vaccinated" in the middle, but I still love it too.

[@Bryweslyn2011]

His closer was the best. Seth, we love you too!

[@anro7137]

Nicely said

[@debdebbie172]

the saddest part of that sign-off for me is the fact that the show is in re-runs "next week", so there won't be a Corrections to be seen.

[@lesleyghostdragon3149]

@@anro7137 💗

[@SamPinnelas]

Not really a correction, but when you told the story about Shoemaker and the JetBlue chip confusion, you forgot to use Shoemaker’s correct accent, which I believe is a three stooges mob boss.

[@C2C.]

The back of the card... 😍 Much gratitude for still giving us jackals Corrections, even as the audience came back. Turns out, our fear of their return was unfounded and I happily stand Corrected. (And well done on the hat , Patty!)

[@GilaadE]

While I do rarely have happier moments in my life, I must say these consistently bring me the purest form joy I feel every week.

[@ashl5880]

I love that this segment has remained a dialogue between Seth and us jackals. Plus without the annoying live audience we still get to hear the crew laughing!

[@heatherc2939]

So agree!

[@stillhere1425]

And John (I didn’t hear Amber this time).

[@campbells6785]

I was actually in the audience for the Vince Vaughn impression (a moment I will treasure forever) and can attest that, like an eclipse, the beauty of the impression simply caught us off guard, thus leading to the several second-long pause. It was an emotion-filled moment for those of us who know how much the impression means to you, and we couldn't believe we were fortunate enough to be among the first people to see it in person.

[@lleiou0723]

I witnessed that first in-person jackal interaction, was quite funny.

[@abbycross90210]

What did Seth say in response?

[@lleiou0723]

@@abbycross90210 I cannot fully recall but he (and the audience) was laughing and he looked back at Shoemaker who was standing near the first row and told him they will take a note of that, then he also used this opportunity to introduce Shoemaker to the audience, and there was a round of applause.

[@felixfelicis51]

Lucky you!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

That's awesome! Lucky you!

[@elyssay3157]

And you didn't record it?!

[@joyfulgirl40018]

1) That hat is incredible, respect to Patty. 2) I really do love the intimacy and the relationship Seth has cultivated with the jackals. When he was talking about his Vince Vaughn impression not going over well, it really felt like he was talking to us. Not just his crew, not a faceless audience, us. We get it, Seth. We know your Vince Vaughn impression. Those live audience members are just haters. 3) "This area has been cleaned and disinfected with love." When I read that I literally put my hand to my heart. 4) Not be THAT JACKAL, but the "Corrections: Audience-free since March 2020" card is wrong, because it implies that you've been doing Corrections without an audience since March 2020, and I think we all know that Corrections really began with Seth correcting himself over Lego bricks and the Doof Warrior on February 10th and 11th of 2021, and the first official Corrections being for the week of March 1st.

[@anro7137]

Ahhh perfection! Damn right!

[@chezmoi42]

👍👍👍👍 For 3), when I read that, I thought 'Wait, really? I could have saved a ton of money on cleaning products over the years!'

[@TheVillagediot]

I am so pleased this format is still a thing. I have also noticed the interaction with the audience in the actual show is completely different than before covid and I think better.

[@maryroberts589]

Third time through I caught the new mug: Dr Jackal and Mr Hide. And the message to us on the back of his note card: "This area has been cleaned & disinfected WITH LOVE." He likes us, he really likes us!

[@anro7137]

Couldn’t get what the mug said- thanks!

[@maryrosekent8223]

Mary Roberts, thanks for the laugh! Good thing my teddy bear can’t be startled by a sudden outburst of laughing

[@maryroberts589]

@@anro7137 The beauty of watching YT on my phone is that I can take screenshots & blow them up. Very helpful when I'm looking for all the Easter eggs Seth gives us!

[@hoozle]

Oh come on, Seth. We know this IS your therapy session.

[@jemert96]

It's a televised group therapy session

[@chezmoi42]

With Doctor Jackal. (See the mug on his desk)

[@MyogaSama]

I genuinely appreciate the level of candor that you and the crew get to show during Corrections. It's my favorite segment!

[@derrickstorm6976]

Best part was the tirade comment about Disneyworld and Graphics department being lazy, and Seth only acknowledging it with a strong, "Yeah!" 😂😂

[@abbycross90210]

He's just happy it wasn't his fault this time.

[@aprileaton4968]

IDK... it looked like the people in the pic were wearing masks.

[@halstonmatheny9122]

Seth: Can't you give me the wiggle room of plus or minus 5 oz? The Jackals: No

[@dielaughing73]

Plus, he said 'a hundred and five ounces', though as an Aussie that sounds fine and normal to my ears.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@dielaughing73 Most people say it with "and"!

[@ericminch]

It's not the absolute amount, it's the percentage. Plus/minus 5oz is a lot if we're talking about tiny plastic packets, but as a percentage it's entirely acceptable for a 105oz bucket.

[@gobblinal]

Why the hell would someone make a 105oz bucket anyways? It's not divisible by cups OR pounds? Granted, neither is 100oz but at least it's an easy-to-remember number.

[@conky221]

My heart hurts less now from our recent breakup. He still cares. 🥰

[@rayneweber7942]

In the depths of my pain, in the nadir of my sadness, this brings me joy and makes me giggle. Thank you Seth and thank you crew. Also, thank you jackals.

[@maryoaks3228]

Feeling like a kid who’s busy dad finally makes time for them. Even if he laces the time berating you . 😂

[@abbycross90210]

Looks like Seth won't be the only one in therapy.

[@coltenh581]

I really still think this deserved the Emmy. Love you guys. Having the audience back is, in fact, ok. Thanks for keeping Corrections going!!

[@bencubuk]

Correction: We would hear the difference in the laugh tracks, not see the difference 👀 👂

[@SyzygyNoon]

I dunno.. That seems like a fair colloquialism.

[@Neddoest]

Good eye, or should I say, ear?

[@SyzygyNoon]

@@Neddoest _WHAT??!_ _ear horn insertion_ Oh, yes, very good..

[@Livingthedreaminparadise]

No!

[@SyzygyNoon]

@@Livingthedreaminparadise Kindly, yes. U.U ..or no.. I’m not sure what you’re objecting to.

[@quldquodtues1935]

What kind of jackals would we be if we allowed you "wiggle room"?

[@ruthseim491]

CORRECTION: While the Counting Crows song does contain the lyrics “Mr. Jones and me” the actual song is just called Mr. Jones

[@brownkemosabe]

I love it when Andy answers!

[@stoker1931jane]

But I think Andy Sandberg should just call Seth, in the midst of whatever he's doing, with no particular reason at all.

[@nomadpurple6154]

But it was just as funny when he didn't answer.

[@henrygvidonas9573]

_"This area has been cleaned & disinfected WITH LOVE."_ Indeed! Great, now I have tears in my eyes...

[@midorin6509]

Correction to a correction: Saying "and" in numbers that are 3 digits or more is a common practice in English. So keep saying two hundred and forty one if you want to, Seth.

[@TheGreatAtario]

"What is the list of numbers?" "Forty-five, three, one hundred, seven hundred and sixty-nine." Was that four numbers or five? Hmmmmmmmm!

[@midorin6509]

@@TheGreatAtario It would depend on context. The way Seth said two hundred and forty one shows...clearly he meant 241. Saying "and" is common practice and not at all confusing in this context.

[@SamFisk]

@@TheGreatAtario Use of the Oxford comma in writing, and proper pauses in speech, makes it clear.

[@Bladeofdeath311]

@@SamFisk I don't know why the oxy comma isn't just standard anymore

[@sophiedarnell467]

bad Jackal, baaddd.....😂😑

[@creativedesignation7880]

I love how "Calling Andy Samberg to have him sing a song" is now an official segment. Classic graphics team move though to not make a titlecard...

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Yes! I hope Andy knows to keep his Thursdays open so he can take calls from Seth!

[@a.kenneth3521]

Graphics: Whooo uuuss? Did we do something wrrronnnnggg?

[@johnbod]

"Audience free" a man that knows the way to my heart

[@balung]

👍🇦🇺

[@paulinerrr795]

the lesser / fewer correction 😭 new here and binge watching in order. amazing stuff

[@Jooberwak]

Correction: "double-sided" clothing typically refers to something that is fully reversible, aka something you can wear inside out with a different pattern showing. Seth merely turned the knit cap around; the same side is still outward facing.

[@cathyc607]

So really he just has pictures on both sides...not reversible or double-sided? Dual patterned? Excellent hat @pattylyons. If only Seth could get it right when describing it.....😔

[@trishhunt4085]

I respectfully disagree. If something is double-sided, like a sign or a tshirt, it means there is a graphic on the front and on the back. Both always visible (like Seth's hat). Clothing that is "reversible" means it can be turned inside out for a completely different colour/pattern /graphic. In the case of the hat, Seth was correct.

[@tiny99990]

@@trishhunt4085 True, otherwise it'd be reversible

[@catherineoconnell6346]

Not to “over-jackel” but the hat could be double sided. Fellow members of the foul-mouthed knitting community are aware of a technique where you knit with two strands of yarn (different colors) to generate a double-thickness fabric with a pattern that is inverted. Attempting to do with without a mistake is what promotes verbal abuse of the needles, the yarn, the pattern and all persons within earshot of the crafting. Also if Seth wants free stuff he needs to invite Sutton Foster onto the show. She might make him something.

[@mangisan]

Yeah but by this definition all beanies are double sided, or in fact, omni sided because it doesn't matter which way you wear it forward. I also expected him to turn it inside out to show it was double sided.

[@lisahenry20]

The audience cheering when they hear the word audience actually makes sense. I know that I get excited when I hear jackal.

[@abbycross90210]

That one earned a snort from me, well done.

[@daveroche6522]

Some years ago I was in the audience of Grand Old Opry (ok, it was included as part of the Escorted Tour and I/we had nothing else on) and I really, really wanted to hate it. Alas, it was one of the best evenings entertainment that year and yes, any time us (the audience) was referred to I joined in the clapping because DAMMIT JIM - I/we really enjoyed it. It was fun). So I'm somewhat modifying my beliefs/views now. Just sayin'.

[@LeeStJohn-ym4df]

@@daveroche6522 Star Trek and William Shatner in real space forever.

[@anro7137]

My ears perk straight up when I hear Jackal

[@Na-fv2tt]

It can actually be either "and I" or "and me," depending on the sentence. If you're a subject in the sentence, then it's "I," and if you're an object, it's "me". For example, you would say "My brother and I went home," because you and your brother are doing the action. And you would say, "He pointed at my brother and me," because in this sentence, you're an object. To know which one you should use, you can just try the sentence with "I" or "me". In the case of the two sentences above, you would say "I went home" and "He pointed at me," and not "Me went home," and "He pointed at I".

[@maloojisloves6586]

I've never submitted a correction to corrections however I have watched every Corrections episode, so I proudly consider myself a "jackal". XD

[@ginbo33]

Same

[@AlisVolatPropiis]

Me three!!

[@nomadpurple6154]

You are all part of the pack and loved the same as those who catch Seth's occasional/frequent mishaps.

[@andyarden9292]

I Jackal therefore I am !! 😁👍🏻

[@brenobacci]

I have submitted several but none got picked up so far. There's a lot of stuff still uncorrected, and that's why we jackals will live forever - not unlike Rudy and his cousin-wife.

[@stevelaumann]

It seems the Vince Vaughn impression only works when it immediately follows the Owen Wilson impression. But not as a stand alone. Don’t miss class at impression camp.

[@nomadpurple6154]

@@thekaren1111 Nick Owen and he got eaten!!

[@willseattle8368]

I think Vince played the guy the T Rex ate

[@elizabethduval7562]

This WAS my first "corrections" episode and it is my favorite segment of all. I love the intimacy and i also relate to the frustration of dealing with " JACKALS"!!

[@psyraven76]

Don't mind me, I'm just howling over here at that Gonzo joke... 😹

[@aleksandrasocha6365]

I cannot believe he didn't address the sound effect fiasco. We need answers! Did the graphics seduce your sound effects staff and convinced them to join them in making mistakes on purpose?

[@janemorriss4548]

I ship it

[@dhotnessmcawesome9747]

Did they also wright your comment? Their over hear righting mine write now. *convince Had to poke fun. I love when people (myself included) point out a mistake... while making a mistake. Killer funny for me is all.

[@aleksandrasocha6365]

@@dhotnessmcawesome9747 the jackal has become the hunted😱 I need to go into witness protection

[@alias093001]

That was also filmed on the same day. Since the audience isn't there, it's possible this was filmed BEFORE A Closer Look.

[@aleksandrasocha6365]

@@alias093001 oh, you're right! I went back and looked at the time on Seth's phone when he's calling Samberg, I'm pretty sure it says 5.31, which would mean they filmed it before they taped the show at 6.30

[@briesullivan6149]

Amazing work, Patty Lyons! That hat is beautifully made! I love the jackal! I truly love that y'all are keeping corrections audience free.

[@aaronbedell3753]

Love the casual vibe carried over into full show, love the tangents and deep cuts as well. Love Corrections being closed set still. The only thing I'd really like now. . . .a "Jackal Power" beanie! Solid logo too!

[@unmeshl.6708]

That was some touching stuff at the end, Seth. The fact that you recognise and reciprocate the love is awesome. The audience-less format started off as something that I needed at the time I needed it the most, and then went on to be something that I needed that I had no way of knowing I needed. I have been a fan of A Closer Look even before the pandemic, and over time it just became better and better, until it became a whole vibe. Corrections is a gift. Cheers man. Also you said "a hundred and five". It's "one hundred five".

[@thetimtonight]

Perfect comment.

[@Meggs23]

Praise + Correction = JACKAL LOVE ❤️

[@Kiwiakatarawa]

Totally agree with everything you said apart from the number thing... In other countries we say one hundred AND five, you guys skip the and.

[@sandytrunks]

What can I say? Seth is The Champ! He's my favorite "late night" host.

[@mereth13]

I feel like even most of the crew missed the "too blue?" joke. Man, that made me cackle.

[@c.l.bailey3256]

Was it a reference to blue balls or something?

[@Kat-wr2cq]

I think “blue” comedy is comedy that’s raunchy or on a topic that’s about sex, no? But the muppet he’s talking about is blue. So in theory his genitalia would be blue. I guess it’s 2 jokes in 1

[@Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus]

@@c.l.bailey3256 I think it's because Gonzo is blue.

[@Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus]

Me, too!

[@madonnadersch3462]

That was one of my favorite jokes on the show ever, and the delivery was *chef’s kiss*