I CAN'T BREATHE!! | Google Feud #4

[@danielthrasher]

This is why the aliens are hesitating.

[@satanlovesyou4603]

Holy shit I love this comment

[@laceyamy6734]

Daniel Thrasher yes lol this is why

[@ChaKeepzi]

Daniel Thrasher ...Not gonna ask where you got that idea from...

[@thecoalcoloredfox4004]

Daniel Thrasher fucking on point 😂😂😂 this series used to be funny :|

[@brooklynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

Daniel Thrasher LMAOOOO

[@hotdiggedydemon]

Medical scientists have conducted extensive research on the potential poopy-retaining capabilities of duct tape

[@natedogg1315]

hotdiggedydemon I subscribed to you

[@addavani523]

Until they saw the flex seal ads

[@voidwalker3508]

I was one of those scientists, but they complained i clogged the toilet too much and fired me

[@medicmann297]

hotdiggedydemon I thought you didn’t like mark?

[@Leightonlaser1]

hotdiggedydemon hey man, wheres brain dump at? Also hi

[@kaylaroblee9816]

The best part about this is the fact that all this shit is coming out of Mark's head. It's all improv.

[@tfrenchiestfry3673]

my thoughts about every markimoo vid

[@blueteamtrash6429]

As are 90% of gaming KZbin videos

[@memeartz8448]

STEVEN! TaKe YoUr DoG oUt Of My WiFe

[@immadtariq619]

Konnecting Keys u mean all this poopy

[@mjamin9124]

well, he's using duct tape to keep it from coming out of the normal place, so where else is it going to come from?

[@AriaBlue144]

Amy: I bet he’s thinking about other girls Mark: _is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?_

[@DuTrom]

How long should I keep the poopy in?

[@wolfyeyepatch1971]

@@DuTrom 2 weeks then it should flemoncyle into peepy

[@StarberryCreetH]

@@DuTrom atleast 2 years

[@Xphonkgod]

Your ass would explode😅😂

[@DarkOnyx_Violet]

I wonder if it is tho-

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

how do i kill a bear with my bare hands? *how do i kill a shark with my shark hands?* *_how do i kill a beaver with my beaver?_*

[@tikkurilaboi6893]

*W H A T T H E F # # K I S G O I N G O N ! ?*

[@DeadlyDuck]

Mr Finland Normally it is F**K Not F # # K Edit:whoever liked my comment thanks

[@Meep_Mop]

How do I kill a fish with my fish hands- I mean fins... (totally not a reference to jaiden animations...)

[@KevlarKoat]

Suffocation of course.

[@ishhappened]

How do I kill a Mark with my marker hands

[@LetMeExplainStudios]

If you listen closely, you can hear the moment he snapped.

[@ughitscj]

Let Me Explain Studios oh you’re telling me he didn’t snap before?

[@jamiethomas8457]

Hey your a cool KZbinr im a subscriber

[@yoongishope5105]

BECCA

[@Tomb-bz6tp]

Let Me Explain Studios Yep.

[@fnafnerd8783]

Rebecca let me explain something to you he's already lost his dang darn mind!!!!!

[@Ari-xg8jp]

Mark, my role model and hero Mark: *laughs at the word poopy*

[@ayva978]

Relatable

[@carolusrex6467]

As I was reading this comment when the video was at that point

[@emmaj5413]

I mean...your not Wrong.

[@hijinnyanimations1460]

Emma J - true oWo

[@hyacinth1729]

Relateable

[@Moxxis_luvr7]

all of his answers would make great cards against humanity cards

[@CX7thetherapist]

Holy shit you’re so right

[@haileyhughes4973]

We need a Markiplier expansion deck of all the funny stuff he's said throughout the years

[@WHAL-E]

@@haileyhughes4973 YES. We need a card against humanity markiplier edition.

[@ittygamer0175]

@@WHAL-E Markiplier against humanity

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

@@WHAL-EI want to make this now

[@mepsbaksink4046]

Mark: has a mental breakdown Googlefeud AI: who is this guy

[@carmen7207]

Lol😅

[@giansimeonyt5240]

3 words lol

[@ClumbzyBlu-b5n]

2016 Mark: *"My pet named Steve"* 2018 Mark: *"Beaver and poop jokes"*

[@sillykittymaniac]

Sorry to anyone who made the likes 69.

[@frog5994]

Mark: is it okay to drink to much *B E V E R* ??

[@MagicMagicaI]

O̶h̶ ̶ ̶T̶h̶a̶t̶Z̶o̶y̶B̶o̶i̶K̶i̶n̶g̶ And grandma.

[@Slugger11111]

Do babies like being tossed like a football

[@ethancoleman8702]

I’m from Canada and we have attack bever s

[@unknownspectator5925]

“Is it weird to like shoving nails in my eyes?” Mark “not a masochist” Fischbach

[@DragonGarlo]

Yes

[@samseverin5877]

He just wants to see what his body can handle

[@lucyscott7424]

You’re so right

[@lucyutting6509]

@@samseverin5877 *coughs* Masochist *coughs*

[@lime9836]

Omg yes

[@Y35ntLmao]

4:35 "is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in" is now the top answer-

[@electropyro1899]

its still the top answer

[@alphaxan8175]

@@electropyro1899well I’ll be damned it is 🤣🤣🤣

[@ImGonnaEatGuy]

NO WAY UTS ACTUALLY THE TOP ANSWER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AnxietyAttackMaster]

it's still is lmfao

[@Y35ntLmao]

@@AnxietyAttackMaster LMAO IT IS 😭

[@lovemauve1]

29 Year old man laughs at "is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in" for almost 2 minutes

[@AirLight1646]

Alternative title

[@snifferrr]

@honga that's just sad then

[@alegmenobbkakapo1740]

It is natural

[@peregrintook9783]

News Article that came out of this video

[@TheCoughingKidd]

Pretty much

[@arandomguy2084]

Imagine the world if Mark got a beaver named Steve

[@joeylydinger2427]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[@beepbooparobot1086]

Since the space is infinite there is probably a perfect replica of earth but markiplier has a beaver named steve there

[@trippingballs2034]

With tape keeping the poppy in

[@m_estera]

🤣🤣lmao🤣🤣

[@banana_dorian]

Right

[@meestermeeseeks3683]

I just witnessed a 5-year-old trapped in the body of a handsome 20ish-year-old laugh at poop jokes for 10 minutes

[@gravyarcher1909]

Meester Meeseeks that’s kind of all of his videos 😂

[@cuppydogcity]

Gravy Archer true lol

[@Cybrian89]

not 5 but 7 according to his mental age test 😂

[@miliissilly101]

yes lmao

[@somepeopleinthesixpack909]

omg that was what i was thinking HAHAHA

[@EGGPLAYUH420j9]

How does he think of this random shit on the fly it’s honestly so impressive

[@tamakichills1545]

something about markiplier laughing at himself saying "poopy" is absolutely hysterical

[@DarkOnyx_Violet]

AGREEEEEED

[@michigan__railfan]

CANT BREATHE

[@mugguy-5478]

yes

[@sarah-san9204]

Background: *plays classy piano music* Mark: iS dUcT tApE sAfE tO kEEp tHe pOopY iN?

[@TheManWithNoPlan-MrOOF]

Very fancy and high society mmmm

[@ramencatbattlecats]

yes keep poopy in

[@abigailmack6402]

🤣🤣🤣

[@samianci]

Now thats actually in google fued

[@jackomx9724]

funny

[@WorriedtheCircusDemon]

I feel like if we went into Mark's Mind, we wouldn't come out the same.

[@theonetruetato9782]

Space is sooo cool!!! Im pretty sure if you were here for a long time we already saw what his mind is like... *it's too late for me...warn the others*

[@SolluxArts]

That's true.. so true 😅

[@WorriedtheCircusDemon]

Potato Chip//Unicorn //Butterfly oh I've been here for quite a while. But, I feel like seeing what's going on in his head would be somewhat traumatic. XD

[@maxhype2795]

Amen bruda

[@SolluxArts]

Everyone here... Agreed 😅 Me: **goes into Mark's mind** ooooh okay... This explains a lot. I think I'm gonna explore! **A few minutes later** Me: **scarred for life** I regret my life decisions..

[@DrDolan2000]

"Is it cool to wear a human wearing sunglasses?" Mark's asking the real questions

[@mugguy-5478]

yes

[@tyshco2969]

I mean, the Terminator did it.

[@izzy1221]

Every one of these videos gives us an insight into Mark’s psyche... *I am scared.*

[@alexcawley2981]

Isagail I think his mental age is definitely less than 10!

[@becmc81]

Alex Cawley It's probably still 7😂😂

[@MasterOmegaProGaming_44]

Fudge then you wouldn’t like to know whats inside mine

[@thenotsoemogod5185]

Isagail I'm not

[@paulwong8985]

Well his mental age is 7, so its pretty accurate

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

Mark: "Beef Jerky is Beef Jerky" Hm, yes, the beef jerky is made out of beef jerky

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Made from equal parts beef and jerky.

[@NoNo-gr6nn]

Umm I think he said out of jerky beef

[@michellemccloy823]

no, it's jerked beef!lol

[@blender5823]

How does this have ads how does this have ads how does this have ads How does this have ads how does this have ads how does this have ads How does this have ads how does this have ads how does this have ads How does this have ads how does this have ads how does this have ads How does this have ads how does this have ads how does this have ads How does this have ads how does this have ads how does this have ads How does this have ads how does this have ads how does this have ads

[@Iron_Scott]

ThatRandomDude 999999, Ah, yes. The floor is made of floor.

[@berrynoice4544]

Mark: "Why am I afraid of the man in my shower?" - The man in his shower: *I AM THE MELON MAN*

[@camerondon3712]

That would be the scariest and most amazing thing ever.

[@akari3463]

I am melon lord

[@SlavTiger]

It will be even funnier when the context no longer exists

[@Aceeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

melon lord*

[@Normisity]

@@akari3463 hehe ATLA

[@maryo274artworks4]

Sometimes I'm amazed by the things Mark's brain is capable of coming up with. 🤦🏽😅🤣

[@thesadisticskitty]

"I hate it when you call me out for murder" Is there something you have to confess, Mark?

[@trashmouth9901]

i just got wilford warstache interviewing mark flashback

[@CG-nv9xn]

😂😂

[@kenaination4233]

He just said he hates when you call him out, you are doing the exact thing he said not to do lmao B i g b r a i n t i m e

[@crowsoto9612]

🎶I hate it when you call me out for murder🎶

[@tristanchaplin392]

I hate when my friends call me out for murder, it happens all the time

[@SuperSand]

"Is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?" Top 10 Questions Science Still Can't Answer

[@milkteagacha8564]

What do you think would come up if you actually looked that up?

[@aflyingbigmac609]

Xxgacha potatoxX only one way to find out Edit: only for five months, afterwards I would suggest plaster, it works better

[@ljharnish]

Aflying BigMac thank for information

[@deebers7304]

(Piano in background intensifies)

[@banana_dorian]

Xd

[@akiakichan]

Nobody: Mark: i hate it when you offer me a burrito but it’s really just your D I C K I N A T O R T I L L A.

[@TaekodaSquidDog]

Please give me a cup of semen. EDIT: WOW. Thank you guys for bringing this to top of the comments right here. I appreciate it.

[@scoobysnax]

right? like, chill the fuck out, Bobby Flay

[@NICK-ms7bb]

@@scoobysnax I'll come on that was f******funny

[@joshuaengstrom5110]

(Inhale )(exhale )AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cinnamonroll4773]

Fricking Joshua again.

[@vypridae]

i came back to say that i played google feud today after remembering this series and the top answer for "is duct tape safe for" WAS LITERALLY 4:21 it was the top answer and i DIED when i saw it

[@abidecanimatez8291]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T

[@gatorgutzz]

LMAO I googled it and yeah it came up as the top suggestion 😭😭

[@KiwiBubbles]

Omg I'm gonna DIE OF LAUGHTER. I'm even on edge and not chrome, it's been years since this video, unfortunately it was 3rd answer down not 1st but I'M STILL VERY IMPRESSED AND AMUSED

[@polakball142]

Hey doc, is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mugguy-5478]

@@polakball142 No

[@cai9225]

"Beef jerky is jerked beef" - Markiplier 2018

[@Dainmisleif]

Cerys Thomas words of markiplier

[@chantalfrancoeur4511]

Cerys Thomas LMFAO I fuckin love it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@_of_nothing_]

That one made me cry laughing because I just imagine someone searching it up just for confirmation

[@quoththepartyguy]

*"is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?"* - Markiplier, 2018, mental age 7

[@uinicornnpoo256]

Mental age of a 2 year old

[@croquettes1937]

No. Mental age 5

[@cinnabun9596]

mental age of an 1 year old child

[@Chozentadpole]

21FallOutsAtThe Disco lol

[@Chozentadpole]

21FallOutsAtThe Disco lol so funny

[@Hannah-k8m]

You know what's funny at 12 AM? Absolutely everything

[@prismfall5566]

Exactly its 12:32 and I'm laughing at everything he says

[@tedscheett9420]

Guess I'll sleep when I'm dead.

[@freakerster]

You should try it at 2am... It gets worse

[@borksdorks7381]

It's like your on something at 12.

[@franceskanazarikova4238]

No oh! There goes my social life!

[@chris_p_bacon4499]

8:30 Guys, he knows...

[@Aftersome]

Markiplier has the mental age of a 5 year old. He laughed for minutes at the word “poopy” and yet everyone still watches him and loves him anyway. I love this community 😂 💕

[@thebigplushyonxbox9089]

Compare him to *getting over it* the most difficult game, he's mentally disabled from throwing chairs to A pet named steve...

[@battlemore]

It is actually 7

[@chloepoole2831]

Thing is he was being much more mature then I was at the questions

[@battlemore]

@@chloepoole2831 hahaahahhaha

[@someguywithachannel7590]

I'm 87 and I laugh at poopy

[@fbihorse]

Mark has discovered how to play cards against humanity by himself

[@memesinablenderandyoutuber8364]

That_Radical_Guy I got markiplier's number and he talked to me!!!! I'm so excited!!!!

[@EvilParagon4]

As much as I don't like toilet humour, I'd be down for a "The true capacity of my butthole" card.

[@pigtasticpigtures7825]

That_Radical_Guy Another brilliant comment tonight.

[@areyahsunshine]

Haha

[@icewater6841]

@@memesinablenderandyoutuber8364 Did you really? I doubt it.

[@Hadfield15]

“Does Canada have the technology to weaponize beavers?” Yes... yes we do...

[@NurseD98]

SHHH! Dude, it's supposed to be a secret! Next thing is you'll tell them about our spy beavers!

[@NES-Rovys]

Dude omg you gave away the spy beavers, next your both going to give away the sentry snowmen!

[@Hadfield15]

NES-Rovys lets just hope they don’t find out about the Moose tanks..

[@ivanab984]

Galactic Gaming wait we do!

[@allenhamilton9676]

Oh, good to know

[@weirdroadkill]

Mark: “wrestling is one step away from insertion” Me, remembering the *[REDACTED]* wrestling video:

[@volactic5240]

I'm curious what's the name of that

[@shanifishman634]

*Mark laughing at keeping the poopy in for 2-3 minutes straight* *_I’m just waiting for someone to make this a thing_*

[@chantalfrancoeur4511]

Shani Fishman I have been laying on fuckin floor like almost half hour now laughing about is duct tape safe to give the poopy in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and now I am going to go and watch over aging idk how many times tho lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomatobastardo3730]

Chantal Francoeur Same 😂

[@talfishmanisshook4967]

IKR I would make it a thing but I don’t have editing skills soooooooo heh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@hughjanus7589]

Dammit I'm almost as old as him and I'm still laughing XD (I'm 23 it's sad af)

[@mayasalahieh2544]

Shani Fishman yes....

[@mudmaster9336]

Here we have a man laughing at his own poop jokes in 2018

[@trump_will_lose_again]

DuckzYT i don’t think he’s a man…

[@Charlemagne-zn2pj]

What has this channel devolved to? 😂

[@NotOliveGarden]

I'm watching this in 2019..

[@NotOliveGarden]

@@trump_will_lose_again no he's not he looks like a man but has the heart and soul of a 5 year old.

[@NotOliveGarden]

@@Charlemagne-zn2pj weirdness....😐

[@iamangela86]

I think Mark should get a pet named Steve...

[@ofeal]

Iam Angela yes

[@lawrencereyes1373]

Indeed

[@mocts]

He might drown it

[@insanityofficial4224]

He should get a cat named steve :D

[@ProfessorRed12]

Defiantly!

[@manpersonthehuman2681]

I love how he goes hysterical at "Beef jerky is jerked beef"

[@darythadkins9022]

Google Feud:*Sees disturbing answers Also Google Feud: Looks like Markiplier's at it again. Markiplier:*Dying Laughing

[@emmylouispog]

Binary Infected do they monitor that game because if so they need to ban mark he has gone mad with power over the internet

[@sophx9634]

Wait, so I can google *questionable* things and blame mark? *noice*

[@sabiecee]

a glorious and perfect example of the reverse-aging process gotta love markiplier

[@blubirbeed4172]

iCrazy Panda ExAcTlY!! 👌

[@snowyicicle1335]

He does look smaller now and that does mean he is short

[@levmelamed6125]

Either that, or some potent mj. in the last case, I want some too :)

[@Neveko]

I'm gathering from the comment section that the word "poopy" isn't considered mature. :P

[@smb-c3po]

Now if only everyone were progressing and realize bisexuality is a thing. Jack and Mark are way too blind to realize they're likely bi just like me. There's actually a legit survey that seriously says no one is 100% straight. It's 2018 and homophobia isn't allowed anymore, we need to evolve!

[@jabbadahutt5098]

I’d like to point out the fact that he spent a whole minute laughing at “is duck tape safe for keeping the poopy in”

[@sealfromthesea8453]

Lol didnt you laugh for a minute

[@Makk_0]

It's fair I laughed too lmao

[@thehellfirewolf13]

It was likely much longer. He edited quite a bit

[@viso7251]

I laughed all the way to jacksepticeye.

[@Me-lb1br]

More than that too, and he probably cut a lot out

[@-chippedstars-2889]

I love how this is just mark laughing at what his own brain comes up. Like watching him type it's as if he's reading the answers off something, but no, that's just Mark

[@alexpresso38]

Nice to see Mark's sense of humor hasn't changed one bit.

[@voltz8945]

Alex Jones still as bad as ever

[@julia_biss]

It probably will never change

[@areyahsunshine]

Totally true

[@Lil-blue_.285]

Alex Jones *sigh* yup...

[@chimanruler15]

+Alex Jones I like you, Mark, but...seriously?

[@DanielJayRobinson]

I thought he was gonna eventually take the game seriously and I was wrong.

[@acidrain812]

I’m glad he doesn’t, it would get boring

[@heyitsbop5699]

wtf first in my recommended now in a markiplier video AH

[@Angelina-cf7fz]

DanSanus same HAHA

[@ssickboyy]

DanSanus If You Read The Title You Wouldn't Even Have Had To Say That

[@Strauberrcake1]

Your that person that always have them polls in my recommendations

[@juliahoffman3536]

Good news! We all googled “ a pet named Steve” and it is now on google feud!!!

[@eclipse_animations812]

Same i found it too

[@thunder_storming_2957]

I found it as well!

[@connergrabowski7638]

No way

[@amranwarelnoury6358]

You can also find "is my bird a terrorist" as the #1 most searched now😂

[@draconiquist]

Wow

[@SecretAgentE]

7:53 that mailman is gonna get one hell of a jumpscare

[@madisonbrooks7537]

Mark: *Grown man who’s played a bunch of games with deep meaning and sad storylines.* *Almost dies at the word “poopy”*

[@rosedimond999]

Smol Coffee Bean Spectator good thing this is not one of those games.

[@chocolatemilkshake5577]

*I just want the drugs that’s Mark is on when playing google feud*

[@godrock24]

Oh my god me too

[@lancetheking7524]

the ashes of the dog named steve

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

So, all drugs?

[@sally675]

@@lancetheking7524 and an attack beaver

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@sally675 I need one so I can put it in my mailbox to protect my packages and letters

[@MiniMC546]

Mark has officially lost his sanity

[@avery1093]

CK Suiza did he ever have sanity?

[@olivia691]

WHATS A SANITY

[@reaperdraconus683]

Mark and sanity does not mix

[@thewatcherman3659]

god i'm crying mostly cuese there's sope in my eye but yea he has lost his minde

[@dannyrpgninetwooak6434]

Definitely....

[@Jesse_17]

"Does Canada have the technology to weaponize beavers?" As someone who lived in Canada for 8 years, yes. Yes they have the technology to weaponize beavers.

[@fantafan9765]

"Is duct tape safe to keep the poopy in?" Mark: ITS NOT FUNNY *Laughs uncontrollably*

[@lillibellehanes5836]

This entire video is just Mark making himself laugh. I love it.

[@keelyhardin]

"Wrestling is one step away from insertion." Oh god.

[@iansmith4952]

Keely Hardin not in this arena😂

[@GalladeEnjoyer]

Ian Smith XD

[@coffeebeanproductions536]

Keely Hardin according to my parents, he's not wrong

[@Draukagrissah]

I mean, he would know, he wrestled in High School

[@TheRoyalCheez]

should have done “why am i afraid of my pet named steve”

[@bornvolcano]

“does Canada have the technology to weaponize beavers?” Oh jeez he’s onto us 😂😂 better hide the attack beavers now

[@kayfp408]

Julia Hassan everyone knows canada weaponizes mooses

[@rrobcher]

Game Kay Let's Plays this moose has been meesed

[@cherrytiididies6448]

Julia Hassan Oh no... Its too soon!

[@bornvolcano]

Game Kay Let's Plays we can weaponize them all 😈😂😂

[@violetphoenix13]

Julia Hassan we can just throw the loons their way and they won't suspect a thing

[@karenblan4505]

This man has 21 million subscribers.

[@beepbeepburrito7813]

emo bandito unbelievable

[@zoeynicole7864]

Scary

[@TortoiseStew]

And now we know why. Pure genius.

[@hottox8861]

Omg i cant believe it

[@inujack5160]

emo bandito I lost the faith in humanity... And the worst part is, we all subscribed to him and watch his videos XD

[@kimuires]

Favorite part "How to make a man out of you" "How to make a WOMAN out of ME"

[@bunko_fuck4379]

My favorite part was *_all of it_*

[@nathanmishke9214]

Bro, is it bad to hide an attack beaver in my mailbox? Lmfao

[@hiiruss7423]

I can hear the music in that part

[@dylansmith316]

Sorry Mark you are too stupid to be anything

[@artisticalex1206]

For me the "Brown stanky butthole" one and "keep the poopy in" were my favorites

[@Thedude9812]

5:28 this is the top answer for this question now mark made history

[@lex4103]

WE ARE IN 2018 AND THE ANSWERS ARE STILL A PET NAMED STEVE 😂😂😂

[@cyrodiin]

This was made in 2018 tho

[@phia._.]

OMG YEAH! You know what's weird,I actually have a pet name Steve! 😂😂🐠🐠

[@ryanymous2138]

There was no answers of PET NAMED STEVE in this 4th episode! I hate that!

[@The_Rotter]

Lol

[@lex4103]

@@cyrodiin yes ikr but the first one wasnt if you didnt know

[@Iamsleepingty]

As a Canadian, I can guarantee that we do have the technology to weaponize beavers

[@SSB42000]

Oh shit

[@SSB42000]

Lazer beaver

[@veeyu3219]

As a Canadian, I can confirm we have weaponized beavers.

[@tired8150]

Watch out America

[@nebula3457]

YES

[@Julian-up4sr]

Me: uh I used duct tape to keep the poopy in again Priest: once again kinda weird but not a sin

[@sketch-5183]

what if he used flex tape instead?

[@heddja]

i keep coming back to this video thinking that i've gotten more mature but nah, still laughing at his stupid jokes as much as i did the first time watching this 😂😂

[@evanlim9098]

Yes

[@Riskpetty]

What do these all sound like cards against humanity prompts

[@cosmicblooper6264]

They really should be cards against humanity prompts,HELL Mark might have even pulled enough nonsense out of his ass to make an entirely diffrent version of cards against humanity!

[@sleepy_cat5005]

OMG YASSSS THATS THE BEST GAME EVER!

[@randomloser6722]

lol

[@SquooshyCatboy]

idk

[@zduke]

@@cosmicblooper6264 I believe there's a Markiplier expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity

[@mega0056]

"Beef jerky is jerked beef". Thanks man, now i will never touch another good piece of "jerked" beef till i forget this... Which i may never

[@Ssally_Sskellington]

Doubleaction 87 mee too

[@RealHumanVT]

Did you forget it yet

[@jamescolachis8454]

jerked beef is beefy jerky

[@The_WhitePencil]

a beef jerkin

[@diegoh5574]

I didn’t like beef jerky anyways ,_,

[@luna.g13]

“I hate it when you call me out for murder” honestly same tho...🤣🤣🤣

[@dog2169]

Luna- Tic 😂😂😂

[@wilburkamine8013]

Luna- Tic agreed I remember when I had to delete Sayori Natsuki AND Yuri

[@hunter4034]

7:50 is it bad to hide an attack beaver in my mailbox

[@nameless44421]

No, go ahead buddy.

[@dami3866]

Sometimes I swear Mark is just a child with a drinking permit

[@kushagraverma9452]

Which he can't use.

[@Mhero117]

Omg 😲 yes

[@nicholassmalley3026]

But if he drinks he dies

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

He can’t drink or he’ll DIE Do you want him to DIE!!? You are an accomplice for DEATH!! >:(

[@whatlayscawing5617]

that he gave to Chica and she hacked into his brain

[@theroyalnapkin379]

"Beef jerky is beef jerky" The more you know

[@CybernerdShua]

It's also jerked beef, apparently.

[@ehhhhhh1885]

Hmmm the floor here is made out of floor

[@em.b3rr]

j e r k e d b e e f

[@kopi5806]

The beef is jerking

[@Leegendari]

@@kopi5806U GOT ME DYING LMAO

[@areeb-zahid]

Imagine one of Mark's creative autocompletes being in the top 10

[@justaperson4656]

A pet named Steve was at one point

[@areeb-zahid]

Yeah but I these newer creative ones woulda been even funnier

[@alejandrofigueroa2431]

Aye Zee From what age can babies subscribe to Markiplier?

[@KD73]

A pet named Steve was in Google feud for a while

[@notagoat281]

It's happened before with "a pet named Steve".

[@luciddofficial]

“what is worse than adding fingernail clippings too add some crunch” That had me dying

[@soullesspacifist6945]

I played this today and one of the answers was "pet named steve" Laughed my butt off 😂

[@godrock24]

Where

[@FnafFan459]

@Randy ツ well yes but actually yes

[@sarahlilly1745]

@@FnafFan459 *Yas*

[@FnafFan459]

@@sarahlilly1745 Y A S

[@gunslinger5563]

Ya idk where it came from but mark did that in another vid

[@JoshuaRGraves]

“Beef jerky is beef jerky” Beef jerky is jerked beef” Lmao

[@RashmiAyacootee]

I swear to god, Mark is just a child in an adult's body 😂

[@LJosephMega]

yeah but we love himm for it.

[@goaway6193]

Ash Aya all men are like that lmao we just hide it. Well we try😅

[@marmalade8915]

yeah XD

[@goaway6193]

Ash Aya 100th like🙂

[@mahada7649]

Slender Man True but some guys just can't control it

[@armashhhh]

Mark's the type of guy who writes the storyline of a comedy show and keeps laughing at his own jokes. 😂

[@Sunnybias]

Marks brain is a scary thing

[@giulyblaziken268]

Sunny.bias a scary yet beautiful thing

[@phyrian4365]

its all about poopy

[@Skye_Alt]

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT HIS "29" (12) YAER OLD BEAIM IS THINKING!!

[@ekorling4221]

Sunny.bias It really is

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

*you didn't see mine's ma boi*

[@toto_feather8732]

Someone animate Markiplier killing a shark *with his shark hands* ^^

[@painintoe3946]

“Is it cool to BREATH”

[@MatterWarp]

Sharkiplier

[@ilhamicelebi2359]

"i hate it when you call me out for murder, also why does my arm keep strangling babies?"

[@daft_mervy]

too much granny simulator

[@merricktolsma5797]

lololoololooloololololoolololol

[@ZimothydaAlien]

Afton in a nutshell.

[@adrienstarfaer]

Congratulations, Mark. Thanks to you, the first Google autocomplete suggestions for, "Is duct tape safe for…" is now, "Is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in"

[@edenbru11]

I feel like the reason I’m crying from laughter is more due to the fact that all of these phrases were running through Mark’s head 😂

[@comradecommie7144]

"Football is two balls and one foot" i'M CRYING AND I'M NOT EVEN 2 MINUTES IN

[@dataexpunged2397]

_"Why does my arm keep strangling babies?"_ - Markiplier 2018

[@anderssondyke9919]

I ask myself that every day.

[@KashinSaito]

MARK NEEDS TO MAKE A PART FIVE AFTER FOUR YEARS

[@tylerrivay9867]

"Is Duct Tape safe for keeping the poopy in?" Laughed so hard the poopy almost came out on that one.

[@AWildKitKat]

I’m at that part right now

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

Make sure to get the duct tape.

[@BATSS55]

Tyler Rivay same I laughed my lungs out

[@Niko-ye6vr]

Use ducttape

[@ciara6138]

OML🤣🤣

[@Kt-ws1gs]

A video showing how markiplier ended up on the FBI Watchlist

[@kkiouris5719]

*Is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?* Yes, use flex tape!

[@goofyahdemoman1134]

kkiouris ! That’s no damage!

[@kkiouris5719]

Lul

[@kkiouris5719]

Lachlan Davison but wait, theres more....

[@squidgypollard1561]

“To show you the sealing power of flex tape”

[@kkiouris5719]

Squidgy pollard "I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF"

[@peluchin16]

The amount of funny in the keeping the poopy in segment is so good it’s about 45 seconds to a minute

[@my__account]

“Does Canada have people?” As a Canadian, I can confirm it is a ghost town

[@Cloudz_n_rain]

And farm land lots of it by the way I’m also Canadian

[@kronossscythe]

We are all ghosts

[@lauravv8943]

Can confirm unless your in Toronto I'm also Canadian

[@tishiundercover8467]

Town...? All I was ever told...is a lie???

[@readaboutsection1275]

Us Canadians are all dead? Never knew that. I feel pretty alive.

[@angrybirds8110]

Mark: im probably to old Also mark: “laughing as hard as he can at the word poopy”

[@Ranc1d_G0th]

This is what being mature is really about kids. *Stay in drugs, Do your vegetables, Eat your school*

[@nonameforyou2238]

*teacher

[@Ranc1d_G0th]

*nani*

[@salsasalsa4356]

Would this unscrambled mean Stay in school, Do your drugs, Eat your vegetables

[@nonameforyou2238]

Stay in Teacher, Do your Teacher, Eat your Teacher.

[@Ranc1d_G0th]

Salsa salsa Yes it would.

[@jjsplace4266]

4:54 that really tickled my poopy bone

[@Ruubyred]

plot twist: *the attack beaver’s name is steve*

[@mintymantis248]

And it uses duct tape to keep the poopy in

[@aliceanderson483]

Avez CONSPIRACY

[@wolf_heart63]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂

[@halledunn5077]

Avez YEEEEES

[@makattak1432]

Avez MY PET NAMED STEVE

[@NostalgiaMan]

And Yes.....Duct Tape does keep the poopy in.

[@darksouls4298]

flex tape works too

[@alexwoogie462]

I didn't saw this boat in half because mommy no let me.

[@angelgale7178]

Yeah I just tried

[@jigl3rpuof383]

Dark Souls no its better

[@michaelsorrythismademeship3080]

Wutaii1 Nostalgia Flex tape works better than duct tape

[@DarrianYates]

Is my bird *a pet name steve* 😂😂😂

[@lycosgames8237]

Darrian Yates LMAO

[@saskiakitty5105]

LMAO

[@squak4205]

I miss those days :)

[@addavani523]

What’s up guys, it’s your favorite mobile game promoter pyroghast. Today is like you to try out a really cool mobile game called war tortoise. It will eventually start draining more and more battery faster as you progress more into the game and eventually 4x speed will be laggy as hell, but overall, itsa very nice game👌

[@emmamorris1837]

Darrian Yates I was waiting for him to type that😂😂

[@phoodiegames]

“is it bad to hide an atack beaver in my mailbox” - *Markiplier, 2018*

[@leiaf9521]

man, the fbi agent watching markiplier must be so confused

[@lotsofoptimism]

+Leia F He also must be very terrified and is notifying the US Army this very moment.

[@GoestiaDimas]

alternate title: mark being immature for 10 minutes

[@lone1y252]

56 seconds

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@lone1y252 "I'm gonna meow the f*** outta ya"

[@samtinkle9076]

Better name now

[@thatnongayfurry5063]

Peak toilet humor.

[@hibrix7408]

Alternate title:mark guessing random stuff on google feud

[@BastuGubbar]

i must admit, this man has some creativity

[@KennyLastname]

Dr Earnhardt yes

[@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804]

*Poopy*

[@iggykoopaling6112]

YEA XD

[@jaybarbieri8619]

Ain't you dead?

[@Dogmations-os3im]

The duct tape question's number one answer is now "keeping the poopy in". Look it up