Alex Jones Testifies in the Sandy Hook Defamation Trial (Part Two)

[@jumpingmanjim]

The cross examination begins at 1:05:21 and that's when the sparks start flying.

[@elenalatici9568]

Thank you! I've been listening to this, and his answers were so damning I thought this WAS the cross. I've never listened to him at any length, just occasional clips. Even his voice is insane.

[@shanteallam6108]

Thank you!!

[@Room-uc5se]

Thank you. I am watching while pooping at work and can only get away with hiding in here for so long.

[@TheyForgotMySalad]

Goated with the sauce!! 🏆💣🍀🍗

[@MeMyselfI_69]

Thank you Sir

[@4artemis4]

@1:24:59 Camera zooms in on a noticeably agitated Alex Jones before slowly panning across to the half empty candy bowl. This is gold.

[@Thespacewhale]

oh man well done lol

[@markjones2349]

That was hilarious!

[@tbirdpunk]

Who turns down free candy?

[@markwatney8641]

Cinematic genius. Oscar winning material there.

[@zxyatiywariii8]

😄🤣😅😂😆👍

[@jaylaann5365]

that poor court reporter 😭😭 truly the hardest worker here

[@felixxxwifey88]

I was thinking that to.. I give her props I couldn't keep up like that.. I can type fast on my cell phone but I couldn't do all that and try to remember word for word what ppl say and ask..

[@cliveramsbotty6077]

getting blasted in the face with a cloud of spittle every five seconds without complaining was most admirable

[@metparker]

cough cough cough. LOL

[@0809DublinMarcali]

Why is a judge allowed to be a jerk?🤔🤔🤔

[@felixxxwifey88]

@@0809DublinMarcali what u mean? He has lied under oath more than once I would be annoyed with him to.. he is the one being a jerk

[@slippypete7846]

Love the InstaHard ads coming up on the courts PC😂😂😂

[@Mike-yg8ig]

Jones lawyer should be arrested for impersonating an attorney 🤣

[@ippinekebe3238]

they seem weird

[@Mike-yg8ig]

@@ippinekebe3238 yeah man.

[@misterhappy5462]

@@Mike-yg8ig jones should be arrested for impersonating a facts-based journalist 🤣

[@Mike-yg8ig]

@@misterhappy5462 Oh? And Don Lemon for pushing "safe and effective" vaxxes? That have been proven to cause strokes, myocarditis and a 1,000% in crease in the recurrences of cancers is what? A bastion of truth?

[@dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA]

@@misterhappy5462 so should everyone at cnn

[@P3aceParade]

It’s almost like his legal team isn’t even trying

[@RocketRocket-ce3ke]

His lawyer doesnt seem to be exuding conviction.

[@MrLTLB]

They're not...they can't...in the end there isn't anything he can do to prove that he hasn't been LYING about everything he's ever done about his "Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories". There's no way OUT! If this was a Trial on whether he's responsible for creating the "Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theory" it would've been a lot WORST FOR HIM!

[@ddechurch]

Have you learned or heard about the restrictions put on the ENTIRE DEFENSE before JURY SELECTION? Or that during jury selection, when told the JUDGE found him guilty (not a jury) any juror who questioned that was dismissed (like how juries find defendent guilty or not guilty in a jury trial.) OR that no one on defense can claim they are innocent, mention the 1st amendment, OR submit their own exhibits of evidence... Has 1 objection from defense been sustained? Has 1 objection from plaintiff been pverruled?

[@ZzzBliss]

@@ddechurch also, yes there were a few objections from the defense that were sustained... it's hard to defend a client who is clearly lying under oath.

[@LifeCompanionDogs8083]

@@ddechurch you do know he lost his trial last year and this is ju St a hearing for damages? If not please Inform yourself better.

[@tb0ne315]

It's so awkward, in court, when you get called out for broadcasting a picture of your judge on fire.

[@DiddyKatt]

She didn’t look like she was in any pain in those flames.

[@Scorch1028]

Alex Jones is in very poor health. He's only 47, but he could pass for 67. He's a bloated wreck, and his voice is completely shot.

[@riphopfer5816]

He’s protected by the 1st Amendment. Back in the day, they used to burn people in effigy-they would set real fire to a doll (more like a scarecrow) of the person they don’t like. That could be anyone from a zoning official to the President. It’s always been protected by 1A.

[@livefortheweekend420]

@@Scorch1028 what relevancy does this have to the content of the case?

[@tb0ne315]

@@riphopfer5816 It's still awkward. That's all I said.

[@1darlene1215]

When he has to be told the page he is reading is upside down 🤣🤣🤣

[@heidilynwolff7513]

Lmao! I missed that: hahahahahaha!!!!!

[@geminigoddess9432]

I should be asleep for work tomorrow but i cant stop watching omg 😳

[@3380leeann]

Yup right there with ya!!

[@LaLaLonna]

Same.

[@historyofnerdom6111]

It’s like a horrible train wreck you can’t turn away from 😂

[@Justin-fq8dt]

lmao me rn

[@KatWoman12]

My current situation!

[@andriodvanved7931]

Plaintiff's examination starts at 1:05:00 They take a bit of a recess. Resume at 1:15:00

[@seanmagers]

bless you from saving us from having to see an hour of nonsense.

[@mistersoftee211]

And then a hero comes along.......

[@tanazinn8484]

😂😂😂

[@FakeHairRealTalkwithBren]

Thank you!

[@seattlejayde]

Thank you!!!

[@Franco1395]

I was waiting for him to fake a heart attack.

[@ShainAndrews]

He did have to go to the restroom. Shart event is suspected.

[@talibanParade]

Grabs arm, Ahh, this is the big one! -Sanford & Son

[@JasonFerguson1283]

@@ShainAndrews lol

[@JasonFerguson1283]

@@talibanParade Haha! "I'm comin' for ya Elizabeth!"

[@ofthedifference]

@@ShainAndrews You said you suspect a "shart event" - please explain what a shart event is - I am unfamiliar with the term.

[@murfam79]

"Those that think everything they hear is true are worse than those who think everything is fake"" lol golden.

[@Kontroll343]

In what way? We all know people lie yeah? So it would be foolish to think that noone lies, whilst it is still foolish to think everything is a lie it would be more foolish to think everything is true is spite of history.

[@boolian89]

It’s the speaking in absolutes at all times. Not everything is that deep. He got this one wrong.

[@03056932]

People also get addicted to the worst case scenario. They dont even entertain say ideas that contest manmade climate change, they want the reality to be that awful. These are mentally captured and demoralised people. This is the classic methodology of manipulating the masses. The peak irony is these people have no idea its happened to them as they scream conspiracy theorist at others.

[@j0kerclash289]

@@Kontroll343 If you want to claim that it's reasonable because people lie sometimes, then the same could be said for truthful statements, so while doing one or the other is extreme, believing that everyone is lying is far less reasonable than beleiving everyone is telling the truth., because one at least has some level of evidence (the person giving the testimony) even if it's not strong enough to be believed off that alone generally, whilst the other makes an assertion with absolutely zero evidence, that can't even be falsified because any evidence provided no matter how strong will be written off as fabricated.

[@GnarledSage]

That statement just means that is worst,to believe everything is true because you always have to ask twice about everything, do your own research (from several points of view, not only those you think are right) and never take anything for an absolute; because the moment you do you’ll be failing to the truth.

[@bryanferguson4927]

Good grief. Jones has horrible attorneys. Embarrassing.

[@mollycuddle9990]

The guy has a mullet! Interesting law suit whichever way it goes, although predictable....However, can’t forgive this attorney for his hair.

[@afrodesiac8064]

I imagine they're intentionally being this bad. Defending someone in a simple assault case is very different than defending someone who created and spread a conspiracy among a large(ish) audience that children gunshot victims were faking it.

[@yapandasoftware]

@@afrodesiac8064 Today's conspiracy is tomorrow's news

[@yapandasoftware]

@@afrodesiac8064 Explain Noah Pozner numb nuts.

[@yapandasoftware]

@@grumpynovelist I'm sure anyone who says things you disagree with is a horrible person. But this doesn't prove he was wrong. You guys get all butthurt when people question or challenge what you think to be true. I bet you still think Bin Laden attacked the WTC on 911. I bet you think David Koresh was a bad man. I bet you think Gadaffi was evil. Trust your politicians do you? Well they own the media that forms your opinions for you.

[@S__123]

Jones' lawyer is like an SNL character hahahahahaha

[@ThomasFromFlint]

I cant believe his lawyer sent all that personal data

[@sirdopaminesjournal3292]

Discovery.

[@robotron17]

@@sirdopaminesjournal3292 They said it was "accidental"

[@prumbuggel]

@@sirdopaminesjournal3292 What are you talking about ? Did you not watch ? The plaintiff's attorneys got the data 12 DAYS ago.

[@ispartacus1337]

No mistrials in civil cases are there?

[@Kaspen82]

@@ispartacus1337 nope lol

[@Just_Jorilla]

The judges reaction when she saw the picture of her on fire was priceless. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kimzielynn]

@@ivanivkovicmusic yes please a timestamp

[@Madness200]

1:17:37

[@Kookabrah]

I'd bet at that moment all eyes were on her

[@bekkylove742]

who are you. there is nothing funny about this whole tragedy. cruelty.

[@Kookabrah]

​@@bekkylove742 It's not a bad thing at all to find humor, you know? And don't get me wrong, I don't support people who are sort of Joker-esque. I don't think we are laughing at awful things here.

[@briandunlap3243]

"He's moving to place it into evidence. Do you have a legal objection?" "Yes judge: it's devastating to my case!" "Overruled." "Good call!"

[@bathtub_marmot]

Thank you, Mr. Hutz

[@monkeywkeys3916]

Jose Canseco

[@grandshogunrobo927]

@@monkeywkeys3916 Kasey Jones

[@seanl548]

@Chau Pham This ain't Vietnam

[@wolfjay1343]

I CANT LIE!!!!!

[@IrishTechnicalThinker]

1:18:08 That photo had me absolutely dying with laughter.

[@GeorgeNadaYT]

🤣

[@luyyyu]

LMFAO I can't imagine how many pills it took to get Alex Jones through this calmly.

[@calebvasquez1109]

Maybe this is him off the pills ?

[@TotalyRandomUsername]

He does an infotainment show. Most times you hear him outside of the show he speaks calm and reasonable.

[@jerryross3438]

He looks like a real alcoholic to me. Guy appears to be in terrible shape. I wouldn't be first to offer to insure his life.

[@TotalyRandomUsername]

@@jerryross3438 Have you seen real alcoholics in his age? He looks nothing like that. I belive he had a time were he drunk to much, but he is for sure not a long time alcoholic who drinks all the time.

[@hickspaced2963]

I mean the info wars Alex Jones is a character

[@BAR-ct7ti]

“This is your Perry Mason moment”. Lol

[@__-nd5qi]

This here boys and girls is why you comply with court orders so that you don’t get a default judgement and have to defend everything you ever said on the interwebs

[@__-vu8io]

Problem with that is the court order was to turn over thing that there is no way to disprove the existence of, so the judge just said well since I don't know if there is anything you haven't turned over I'm just going to assume you didn't.

[@freddieg7131]

Do you know what exactly he didn't comply with? I could only find a few examples of very minor things that I wouldn't imagine could have ever lead to a default judgement.

[@redillusion]

He was ordered to hand over Google analytics... While he was permabanned from Google.

[@trilui3139]

@@freddieg7131 he was ordered to turn over email, messages etc about sandy hook. He said he didnt have any. But turned out he did. His lawyer turned all the messages into evidence

[@pamelaremme38]

This here boys and girls is why the controlled opposition Jones is going through this dog and pony show. To try and silence (scare) those that are speaking against the narrative that they don't want out.

[@scottthomson3575]

"right now you're just talking, there's no question" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@henrysmith180]

I'm getting Camille Vasquez vibes

[@psyrinx]

I think Alex Jones keeps forgetting that the Jury isn't his audience.

[@mohnjarx7801]

I think he's trying to open their eyes to all the bs msm puts out

[@Goldrefinedthrufire]

You are supposed to speak to the jury. It's a sign of respect

[@dreamingrightnow1174]

The jury's about to learn him what they are there for.

[@psyrinx]

@@Goldrefinedthrufire I understand that you're supposed to speak to the jury. Alex Jones isn't doing a good enough job trying to convince them he's innocent. By Audience in my original post, I meant it like Alex Jones keeps forgetting that the Jury isnt made up of people who follow Info Wars." Info Wars being his Audience. Also it isn't a sign of respect to make statements on your show WHILE the trial is going on about your jury living in a bubble and not living on planet earth. Not a smart move.

[@Here0s0Johnny]

He has only one mode of operation. He can't be otherwise. He's sick in his head.

[@Sophina_]

Spoiler Alert: Alex Jones’ lawyers sent the entire contents of his phone to the plaintiffs’ attorney immediately before he was going to testify after years of him dodging discovery requests for that exact information 😂😂 HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

[@omgorangelollipop8184]

Alex Jones a American icon.he didn't deserve this

[@FlavoredPoptart]

@@omgorangelollipop8184 an* and yes he did.

[@murdercide4967]

@@FlavoredPoptart come now! Don't be a grammar ally!

[@nocreativename]

@@murdercide4967it makes people feel self righteous to correct others.

[@nocreativename]

@@omgorangelollipop8184Icon in the worst way. Yeah “I CON”

[@Better_Call_Raul]

01:54:40 Opposing lawyer hands him notes to read. "You are holding it upside down Mr Jones." This is funnier than any comedy show. 😂

[@DrummerJacob]

THE TRUTH IS UPSIDE DOWN. THIS DEMONIC HALF ANIMAL HYBRID JUDGE DOESNT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. AHEM

[@B0Sajwah]

Lmaooooo

[@ArkOmen1]

Yes this has been very entertaining

[@frickpoo6644]

the insta hard ad. bawhhahahahahhahaha. i think i may have had wetgas to that ad trolling them. that's epic!!!!!!! hhahahahhaaaahahhaha

[@tanazinn8484]

👍👏👏👏😂😂😂

[@bobriley000444]

Alex's lawyer is insanely incompetent

[@RenzoP3]

Matched his client

[@steveny8071]

Kinda believe he might be broke with this defense attorney he hired

[@RenzoP3]

@@steveny8071 I swear he must've hired a public defender.

[@Chrisepaugh]

No one could defend this man and come off brilliant.

[@steroidsR4losers]

Robby Parker (Robby Faker) SMILING!

[@jenicahudson6720]

The way that plantif lawyer got his paperwork together sent me🤣🤣🤣🤣 he couldn't wait to get at Jones🤣🤣🤣

[@Deesama]

Saw that. He was chomping at the bit to bury not just Jones, but the entire opposing counsel.

[@cooliodiablo4571]

The best part is when his own lawyer asks him if he trust his lawyers and if he handed over to them all that he was required to hand over. Right after the prosecutor just used all of that evidence against him that his lawyer provided him. Like wtf lol if I were Alex I wouldn’t of been able to control myself I’d of ripped dude’s head off right there in the court room.

[@miketrav]

Showing an animation of the judge on fire in his show is not a good way for Alex to win over the judges good graces lol

[@randomreviews6780]

Shouldn’t have to win any judge over.

[@maximumliberty]

hes right though.

[@Lololeelee]

@@randomreviews6780 Not advisable to be on her poop list though.

[@miketrav]

@@randomreviews6780 Right but this is the real world lol

[@brendaplunkett8659]

I think the judge has shown enormous restraint considering. It wouldn’t win points with me if I was on the jury.

[@cherylbritt7227]

Alex Jones thinking something is, “a little too much…” 😂😂😂😂

[@B_Bodziak]

@@cuzbizkets3631 He was screaming for at least an hour on his show every day 9f this hearing and didn't cough once. Literally, as soon as the plaintiff's attorney pointed that out, he did not cough for the remaining hour and 48 mins.

[@cherylsibson2529]

why would you even want to read his mind? He's clearly has issues.

[@elkeve2742]

@@cuzbizkets3631 That's not true at all.

[@elkeve2742]

@@cuzbizkets3631 "EVERY DECISON the judge makes is against ALEX lol"

[@nicholasperez4102]

@@cuzbizkets3631 agreed!!! It's all in video now

[@shanechis]

Can you believe Alex Jones is 48 years of age? He looks like he is in his 60's.

[@Strawn149]

He’s 48

[@therealdeal3439]

What?! I thought he was 60!

[@CatherineDoII]

@@Strawn149 what?? 😳

[@alapone9996]

Dead by 50 if he keeps using his own products.

[@ranstxx]

He seriously needs to lose weight. Hes not going to live too long carrying all that about

[@jdhobbes]

If you want to hear Baxton delight in skewering Jones, it starts at 1:58:15. And then the "Perry Mason moment" comes in a 1:59:07. Delicious.

[@JasonFerguson1283]

This is not Alex Jones. It's a butterball turkey being roasted!

[@gilerd77]

I need one of these large self cooking turkeys this year. No gas or electricity required, it just needs to gobble out a stream of lies and contradictions to cook itself. The only expensive part is the 5th or two of small batch bourbon soaking every day.

[@debbiedee1377]

Omg that's the perfect anology!

[@djmackey7480]

and when that little plastic poultry timer pops out of his neck, we know his goose is cooked! 😄

[@stephenroldan5107]

😆

[@phroug2]

I object your honor! "On what grounds?" Because it's devastating to my case! "Overruled"

[@louisebelcher1497]

🤣🤣🤣

[@snkysqky8673]

Good call!

[@ericgayton6607]

smoked pork chops with gravy

[@pamelarichter908]

Best comment in this thread.😂

[@thesecretprotocolsofhirosh6780]

@@pamelarichter908 That means yours is the best now....

[@mychellevanschaick4321]

He wants to be a better person but he keeps taking jabs at the Media and the Left... how is that becoming a better person

[@false-set]

Every time he does, his supporters throw money at him.

[@MrCantstandliberals]

The media and left are a disgusting criminal corrupt operation that are the reason for almost all problems on planet earth

[@coled5391]

Maybe because the media and the left are the reason this country will fail

[@michaelm1573]

This doesn't have anything to do with mainstream media he's not apologizing to them and you don't please mainstream media to become a better person. Maybe you please God to become a better person if you believe in that but listen to what you just said man? Look in the mirror

[@joeblow1942]

He takes jabs at authoritarians and those who enable them. You should know this by now.

[@Keaks_]

"I said sorry about your dead child, BEFORE I said that the shooting never happened, and AFTER I said the shooting never happened."

[@AllShaaaallPerish]

Exactly this is why he's innocent under free speech

[@sww3405]

@@AllShaaaallPerish how does that compute? Are you responding to this comment or something else?

[@AllShaaaallPerish]

@@sww3405 He said that he was sorry for the loss before and after he talked about other theories of the way the events happening which prove he was not malicious against the families in any way. He has freedom of speech it's not defamation in any way. I know that must be hard for you to understand, must be a liberal.

[@sww3405]

@@AllShaaaallPerish not Liberal, but logical. And your explanation of what constitutes defamation is lacking…

[@AllShaaaallPerish]

@@sww3405 no yours is lacking . Theorizing if something happened or not is not defamation, please go read a dictionary

[@sdswood3457]

Watching this vs the Depp vs Heard proceedings is like watching your kid's recorder recital after attending an orchestra.

[@poonamgunjal6094]

That was funny

[@OSYofRR]

And neither will end up paying out a dime.

[@meganmurphy728]

A recorder rehearsal 🤣😂🤣 I lol’d

[@tashaawesome6297]

I can't stand AJ but this Judge is extremely snarky...exact opposite of Judge A

[@Lioness_UTV]

Ha I was thinking similar, but your description is funny that what i would have come up. We were definitely spolit with the size of the court and the media set up. I also preferred Judge Azcarate, just a personal preference no slights intended.

[@MODea-pq7ei]

"You've haven't been coughing on your show, but you cough constantly here in court" LMFAO

[@dawnbaker8023]

His voice in general makes him hard to listen to but add that cough and it makes it nearly impossible.

[@Hunee-]

Trying to gain sympathy

[@rickshark3783]

You have to give time stamps on these quotes man

[@tarantulady]

Can't numb his throat out with coke in court.

[@steroidsR4losers]

"Robby Parker SMILING!" on my channel.

[@haineshisway]

Isn't it funny - the endless coughing during cross-examination is suddenly GONE - completely.

[@anthonytotilo4737]

Bro coughs come and go. You think it's around the clock. Gtfo

[@jojobee42]

It's brilliant though. LOL

[@jilliankano]

Very strategic of Jones.

[@louisebelcher1497]

Exactly! Jones is a train wreck wrapped up in a tornado 🤪

[@78LedHead]

Who's the conspiracy theorist, my goodness lol. It's coughing dude. It doesn't help him in any way to cough.

[@seancarreno1944]

When she said I know it’s hard but you can do it has me rolling

[@BlueBlues9]

bro same lmaoooo

[@katieo5534]

A judge should never have anybody rolling unless they're a tv celebrity judge.

[@u2zero2u]

If I didn't know better I would think that Alex Jones' attorney is a public defender.

[@prumbuggel]

He used to be a federal prosecutor.

[@scottthomson3575]

Dude the poor guy is literally in an impossible situation. Alex listens as good as a deaf rescue dog.

[@Kaspen82]

@@scottthomson3575 this is true but that’s why it’s mind boggling he put him on the stand.

[@petethundabox5067]

@@prumbuggel what? Where'd you get that from? On multiple occasions the judge and plaintiff's council have referred to him as being a 1st year lawyer.

[@scottthomson3575]

@@Kaspen82 that's the even crazier thing ... Seeing how Alex acts on other talk shows I've occasionally seen him on, I can almost bet my house that he demanded his lawyer put him on the stand, against his lawyers advice. He thinks he can incoherently ramble and somehow it'll make everything ok.

[@MikeTheMike2]

His lawyer looks disgusted with him within the first 35 seconds of the video! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@makinnewcounts6676]

Yeah he got paid a lot of money to throw this case in this Mackey mouse court

[@heidilynwolff7513]

Lmao!!!!!

[@erinthesystem9608]

I like that the judge put out a bowl of cough drops today 😊 (No more chewing on gauze!)

[@zxyatiywariii8]

Also the forlorn look on Jones' face when he sees it's not full 😂

[@spamtownhamilton6200]

Where is your special cough pedal when you really need it? lol

[@kellyleon3898]

She surely focuses on important things, like cough drops. .Who needs a fair and balanced judge anyway?

[@erinthesystem9608]

? Given the way Jones sounded previously, the cough drops looked to me like a necessity (not to mention an act of humanitarian mercy- for listeners, as well as for Jones himself).

[@marcushamner5994]

Someone compared Alex Jones to Eric Cartman. That’s hilarious because I can see that🤣🤣

[@aceboogisback9946]

For anyone that hasn’t watched this yet, grab the popcorn. You’re not going to regret it.

[@theoadventures7165]

It’s glorious

[@zxyatiywariii8]

I'm sitting here with mine! 🍿 (Also a Mountain Dew, popcorn always makes me thirsty 😄)

[@YouTuber-pj1kf]

Watching our rights erode is hardly a reason to get giddy about.

[@aceboogisback9946]

@@KZbinr-pj1kf What rights? The right for a 10-year old to abort a pedophile’s child or a right that you made up to defend Alex Jones?

[@Susyt40]

Well, now. He sells millions of dollars of supplements and look at him! He looks like he is about to explode any second or drop dead of cardiac arrest! I guess there’s a sucker on every corner.

[@Figment-]

Maybe that's why they sell... he should be dead but his supplements keep him alive.

[@YortOK]

He LITERALLY looks like Jabba The Hutt after losing 2 ton.

[@monsignorerasmus.6441]

And in this comment section they're shack three high in each corner.

[@paulrichards6894]

he makes $50 million a year...he is officially the highest paid conman in the US

[@ajwysopal]

You know when you have to resort to bashing people's looks your grasping for arguments

[@zachkaye6421]

The InstaHard ad at the top of the evidence video 😂😂

[@nathanieldrain907]

Pretty much tells you all you need to know about his target demo. Minute men with small muskets.

[@tribecca626]

@@nathanieldrain907 🤣🤣🤣

[@walidbahhur4198]

Hey Alex, it’s hard to lie in court under oath, isn’t it?🤣

[@sheilawilliamson6327]

I should be watching a movie right now but this is a comedy, drama, horror in its self!!!🤣🤨😮🤤😲😂

[@wendymarie7151]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@triedtofail]

This man is an entertainer even when he is at his lowest point in work life. Both gifted and a product of much hard work. There is people worldwide watching this

[@astoldbytheolyn4382]

It’s a skit! Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@angelaaltman864]

@@astoldbytheolyn4382 just like drinking imaginary water from an empty cup several times today - you could hear that the cup is empty when he sets it down sometimes.

[@codyschale263]

@@angelaaltman864 cups are usually empty after you've had a drink genius.

[@AliceA333]

HOW MANY TIMES does somebody need to be told that witnesses don't ask the questions? I could teach a cat this notion more quickly than Alex.

[@tm4csons]

I don't know how to explain it but the interaction between the Judge and Alex Jones is cracking me up.

[@tanyasteers4802]

Because she's dealing with a toddler in a grown man's body

[@CherryGarciaARTIST]

lmao when she says "Mr. Jones I know it's hard, but I know you can do it...!" ( dying over here! )

[@dawnbreaker2912]

@@tanyasteers4802 Precisely.

[@petethundabox5067]

She's awesome.

[@petethundabox5067]

@Based Goy Ah? Delusional? So you think this madman speaks truth? Now that's projection.

[@peterhickman9082]

Them talking about technical difficulties and headphones is the best thing ever. Like genuinely I would watch hours of that.

[@user-wd4sx1yz6l]

Jones needs to fire his lawyer,, this guy doesnt know what an objection is apparently

[@boss-anova]

Its got to be a legal objection. Not an emotional one.

[@prumbuggel]

He also doesn't "know" that you can't read the jury from documents that weren't introduced into evidence or that he can't mention stuff explicitly excluded from getting into evidence. This guy is also not new. This guy used to be a federal prosecutor. All of this BS is inentional because he is Sleazeball McMullet.

[@trufflesrheaven]

Whose side are you on?

[@penelopejane5285]

On what grounds? Can you give a couple examples.

[@kelliintexas3575]

@Money Moe Slex has no control over Judges.

[@95mudshovel]

wow, this season of Better Call Saul is really heating up.

[@mrtomcruise5192]

Thanks for showing this. Its great entertainment

[@WilliamTell1313]

I was laughing out loud so much when the judge was reading Jones the jury's questions. The way he just kept going on unhinged rants and the judge getting visibly annoyed was so damn funny.

[@Atmosquefear]

My apologies to the court reporter. You are amazing

[@thothheartmaat2833]

transcript: lawyer: mo mo mo mo mo... mo mo mo mo... jones: grumble grumbl *unintelligible grumble grumble

[@tivvy9708]

She's hot💥

[@StellaAllegedlyConspiracy]

The frantic tapping of laptop keys as soon as Bankston says “twelve days ago, your lawyers messed up.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Masterdeber]

Ima need that timestamp 😂

[@ZoeiiZiZZles]

I use to listen to AJ back then he is so lying he talked about it daily and called it staged daily

[@angid7257]

Yep. I was there too. Lying POS 🤦‍♀️

[@MultiJosh1011]

Don’t America have free speech no matter if they are saying lies or not? I’m confused I’m from Canada where you can go to jail for what you say I always thought America was different. I also thought that was a really good thing to allow people to say what ever they want no matter if you agree or disagree they are still allowed to say what they want.

[@ShabazzTBL]

@@MultiJosh1011 Defamation is not covered by freedom of speech. How do you not know that?

[@goatstix7750]

Yeah dude, I remember, I was a daily listener for years. Regardless I’m a huge Alex Jones fan, the movement is so huge now there’s millions of us worldwide and you seen us in full voice during the pandemic protests. We are standing by Alex regardless what happened. Alex has been correct too many times. Been incorrect many times also, it is what it is, I’m a better person knowing the knowledge I know having spent nearly 2 decades watching everything alternative.

[@MrChero76]

@@ShabazzTBL 😃😃😃😃👍👍

[@Rrruckus]

Alex Jones without the commercials. This is great!

[@legette38]

This trial is even better than Johnny Depps trial!!

[@IzabelParis]

Absolutely!!!

[@ErikS-]

I dont think it's that good. I haven't seen something like a "megapint" or "Alpaca Day" in Jones' trial yet.

[@elkeve2742]

It's actually very sad. I mean: the two parents of a dead child that he claimed never died and weren't real parents but paid actors are sitting in the room for this clown show. Imagine their grief. Now tell me how entertaining this is.

[@mattiemclean9882]

Not quite. A close second though

[@dnache7553]

@@ErikS- Or the muffin scandal! 😂

[@bl3788]

He just doesn’t know when to stop.

[@elkeve2742]

Cause he knows if he does, he gives up everything. Look at the people commenting here: a lot are bots and trolls, sure, but even that generates publicity for him, which means money. He has to keep going, or he'll become part of his own conspiracy narratives: Jones has been bought by the deep state! He was controlled opposition all along! He's a lizard person!

[@michaelose6678]

The Judge and AJ relationship! Hilarious 😆

[@cleetorres1351]

She's a extremely clever and fair woman and brilliant judge . I personally think she is going to dismiss this . Its a talk show not the news . I have read many of her papers and she is cut throat with scum bags but he is bot the news . Another's opinion is a opinion wrong or right and him being successful isn't gping to make her bised. Read her work thanks

[@nekola203]

his whole life is based on hearsay, I don't think he will ever understand the concept 😅

[@roxr.9823]

Right? lol

[@dorothy2964]

If he just now met the parents as he said he did, not much investigation on his part, to be so accusatory of bereaved parents.

[@Name-oz4lq]

Do you expect him to have met them before being allowed to talk about the shooting? 🥴

[@gasparnuno7737]

@@Name-oz4lq Do you think he only accuse them one time? Do you know how journalism works? Clearly not lol

[@niccolea2086]

@@gasparnuno7737 Yeah while he’s claiming msm gets everything wrong, he intentionally gets this wrong with no problem. Greed is destroying this country.

[@dorothy2964]

@@Name-oz4lq he specifically called out parents of shooting victims as actors perpetuating a fraud, victimizing them again, subjecting them to harassment and threats, the least he could do is meet the parents, investigate the situation before talking about them in this defamatory way to millions.

[@elkeve2742]

@@Name-oz4lq Well, you know, it would have helped with all those questions he had for ten whole years about whether they were paid actors in a plot by the deep state or not, wouldn't it? I mean, he's supposedly a journalist? Tip of the spear? If he can sneak into Bohemian Grove, he could have easily snuck into one of miss Lewis' publics appearances, learn about her charity. You know. Truth stuff.

[@dangerousdave123451]

ahaha, yes Mr Jones, indeed. Great line.

[@IainWhoCantSleep]

"i rarely smash stuff but 3 weeks ago i did smash up my office" is actually hilarious

[@elkeve2742]

He's not mad at the crew ;)

[@GdThngUrPretty]

@@elkeve2742 Are you a Knowledge Fighter too? I've seen you fighting the good fight in the comments. Solidarity. ✊

[@trebletate]

Timestamp please

[@dynahmaranatha2954]

Alex was explaining that he was so upset that some information being put out on his program was not correct and did not give out the message that he wanted to help repair whatever damage he may have done and this is why he was upset. This is my understanding.

[@elkeve2742]

@@GdThngUrPretty YOU'RE A POLICY WONK!

[@cheekybum6136]

Even though it was basically a “you’re guilty verdict” from the get go Jones lawyers could have done about 99% more in an attempt to help him 😂😂

[@bob23301]

Does this mean Jones will be cut from Aquaman 2? Lol

[@cordellwordlaw3390]

His defense knows he doesn't have one.

[@marithag2319]

His defense is the 1st Amendment, Freedom of the Press, Freedom of Speech, Freedom to redress your government, Freedom of Religion and Freedom to Assemble. This should have never been brought to court and it is a show trial.

[@Crackfox69420]

They know that the jury and judge have already made up their minds before ever setting foot in the court room.

[@HardRockMiner]

If you think money solves all your problems, watch this !!

[@iloveeatingmeat7829]

Yes money doesn’t protect you from a tyrannical government

[@HardRockMiner]

@@iloveeatingmeat7829 - ??

[@elkeve2742]

@@iloveeatingmeat7829 All the lulz, my friend, all the lulz. An actual tyrannical government wouldn't have allowed Mr. Tip of the Spear over here to have been on air for 28 years. Check China or Russia: he'd be rotting in prison or dead. So no.

[@MultipleObjectSelector]

@@iloveeatingmeat7829 this is a civil case, brought by a private party. freedom!

[@alapone9996]

@@iloveeatingmeat7829 ???

[@tired1923]

1:58:20 “mhm hm hm yes mister Jones” smuggest line ever recorded in history, lawyer deserves an oscar for that and for holding onto that information for two hours straight-faced

[@slappydoodle]

Ikr fckn hilarious 😂

[@MannyKunV]

he activated his trap card and played right into it

[@martianprince3299]

it's been a while i haven't seen injustice like this

[@nemo1716]

Easily amused, are we?

[@sheilajsmith]

AJ’s lawyer. Is he fresh out of law school, did he have someone else take the bar exam for him? His energy is public defender down at the courthouse Friday afternoon, after meeting with his 10th indigent client. Rich people with poor representation is a scam for appealing decisions.

[@Luv_Lee_Lady]

He was an Assistant US Attorney appointed by Eric Holder! Somewhere he punked someone 😅

[@Luv_Lee_Lady]

I really think he's using his powers for good here. Exposing his client knowing no other attorney will work with him given his wild behavior and HE FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY. AJ is so effed. 🔥

[@dirty_candy]

or. Or. OR. or rich people would have good lawyers in the first place to AVOID having their private lives exposed and be FORCED to appeal.

[@travishimebaugh8381]

Maybe they know this trial can't end well for their client so they're just trying to end it quickly

[@shelbyie]

I believe that their side has gone so badly, they are trying to force a mistrial.

[@blakecortelyou3734]

I laughed so hard at this circus. This is good entertainment.

[@elizabethcat6334]

Barf tv.

[@Amiyelvovna]

@2:17:25 just got the weird feeling this is a clown show there really is no defense lawyer they are all prosecutors. No matter the case everyone deserves fair representation per US justice system.

[@thewolf2153]

He should have hired competent attorneys then.

[@megancwrtycadno]

But how do you defend the undefendable? Bet he wishes he never took on the case.

[@brandonmorrison6379]

You think? These courts are foreign military admiralty tribunals. Lawyers are members of the BAR which is a foreign title of nobility. They work for the court. There is no fair representation. Congress has ruled that U.S. citizens have no rights. They created that status with the 14th by-law, not amendment which was never ratified. What you create you control. Get out of their jurisdiction.

[@martasplace6414]

He looks like a deer caught in headlights! And he keeps coughing so he can think about the question and drinking that water like a fish! Are you a little nervous Alex???

[@Ashley__Rose]

Wtf are you talking about his lawyers had many NUMEROUS objections Nice try but ineffective council isn’t gonna work here Edit: he isn’t the best lawyer but he certainly isn’t working for the plaintiffs counsel

[@rohananya]

He drinks a LOT of water when he gets nervous. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@burieddead666]

Maybe he is broke.....because his lawyers must be off a billboard

[@redillusion]

Appointed by Obama's Attorney General actually

[@pkp6791]

😹🙀

[@gloriayouchisonbrown7734]

He has had many lawyers, no one else will take him

[@theoriginal_]

I'm confused... why can tabloid magazines make stuff up and they aren't sued like this? I don't condone or agree with this guy however how can an "opinion" about a conspiracy be slander? Why aren't the tabloid magazines held to this too then?

[@nicholasbooth7662]

Tabloids talk about public figures. A defense against defamation is to prove the plaintiff is a public figure. Thus, tabloids know the line they can go up to without triggering a defamation case.

[@richardarmstrong5014]

Perhaps,(God forbid) you are a parent of a violently murdered child and an @$$hol* with a huge fan base spreads 💩💩💩 that it never happened and encouraged his minions to prolong and intensify your grieving you will be so generous and forgiving?

[@richardarmstrong5014]

You are certainly "confused", it is not simply about an "Opinion" you and I can have an "opinion" as millions of others but what makes a difference between he and we, is when he's an "influencer" with a huge following of 🐂💩 believing fanatics weaponized and aimed at innocent people putting their lives in danger. If you're not able to understand that there is a great deal of difference between an influencer's opinion and your's and my opinion,you are either very naive or tragically ignorant .....in my opinion!

[@chino3796]

I hate the word "influencer" sooo much. And everything it means. In my day, it would have been an insult.

[@taydiggs1623]

@@richardarmstrong5014 you’re a real richard head

[@johnmastropietro6626]

"Mr Jones, I know this is hard but I know you can do it" 🤣🤣🤣

[@marycarter8109]

He’s done himself in with his lies & crazy conspiracy theories.

[@ensignsoah5947]

I love how she talks to him like a mother talks to a child loooooool

[@DarkHorseDetailing]

??? Cringe comment

[@Crackfox69420]

@@ensignsoah5947Yes, she is so unprofessional.

[@guymann9936]

​@@Crackfox69420nah she's entirely professional he refused to stop committing purjery

[@fitch099]

I love how this allows Alex to tell the stories of other false flags and conspiracies.

[@matthewmensah8703]

How do you get to that understanding?

[@2005deluxe]

During the corpotate depositions and Alex, they all named multiple examples of other conspiracies after being asked by the lawyers. @@matthewmensah8703

[@TheDayTripDiva]

1:20:38 the look on Alex’s lawyer’s face after he views the video! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He’s like “these fools ran their mouths once again? How do I clean this up? Ughhh.” He’s over it!! 🤣🤣 The Plaintiff’s lawyer’s is like “yup, that’s what was said!!”

[@michaelcoward1902]

it's when it starts and the first thing he says to her is "Turn it down"!

[@jackrutledgegoembel5896]

@@michaelcoward1902 that part is hilarious

[@democratresistance7847]

hilarious when he did an ad read in the middle of his testimony

[@jonnyd.2047]

He thinks the courtroom is his Infowars studio...

[@girlfrmars]

timestamp?

[@MajorCB211]

Time ?

[@zxyatiywariii8]

If he takes his own supplements, he's not a good advertisement. . . guy looks one pulse-beat from bursting into spontaneous combustion.

[@CherryGarciaARTIST]

Alex woulda done better with the My Pillow guy as lawyer

[@klg9127]

Tomorrow he’s gonna need a pillow guy pillow to cry into when he looses this case and the J6 Committee gets his phone messages.

[@thothheartmaat2833]

@@klg9127 if only this prosecutor would press hillary clinton this hard about her emails but your team is so corrupt you let each other break the law or youre scared of getting whacked..

[@zybertronic]

31:19 Spot on Optimus Prime impression! 🤣

[@pkiely29]

This is better than his usual show!

[@josephcooper171]

You've never seen it

[@elkeve2742]

It's definitely more truthful. Also: less boner pills & food buckets.

[@bribri8042]

Imagine that!! 😂

[@sjstone.7989]

Wouldn't watch him if you paid me.

[@val5214]

@@josephcooper171 probably has. The show now is nothing but reading news headlines, repetitive montages played in between segments and ads for their products

[@nihileyes]

“Hmm hmmm, yes Mr.Jones…indeed 😈” I love this Lawyer! 😂😂😂

[@MaskedManMikeMD]

1:53:08 all the way up to when he says "I don't remember what you're talking about," I literally laughed out loud at work just now.

[@sotpunkkatt158]

Everytime i feel sad i return to this and get my daily fill of dopamine.

[@nettnett660]

The dynamic between AJ and the Judge is somewhat amusing.

[@carolynsilvers9999]

like a parent reminding a child to behave

[@dirkturtle3354]

This trial is just a false flag to promote their upcoming sit-com.

[@tylerkeller8869]

Don't do that....Alex Jones doesn't even deserve an abbreviation like that.

[@Crackfox69420]

She hates him so much. Sad to see a judge so biased and full of anger.

[@thematman92]

​@@Crackfox69420anyone with a conscience and knowledge about Alex Jones would hate himself.

[@Hrithmus]

Alex Jones hired maybe the worst lawyer in the history of the world. Becoming a lawyer is hard, long work with an insane amount of test. How can this guy actually make a living doing this? My dad is extremely good at taking tests. Basically can read a text book and ace a test the next day. I bet him he couldn’t pass an A+ computer certification test. He’s 66 and couldn’t even turn on a computer. He studied for 2 weeks and got a 98% on the certification. Just goes to show you. Being good at tests and having a piece of paper means absolutely nothing.

[@christopherandrewjohnston938]

No lawyer can save a dishonest client. Johnnie Cochran wouldn't have been able to help Alex Jones.

[@glacieractivity]

Remember, a certain former President hired Rudy. The fight is on regarding competence in this regard.

[@Wally-pu2hh]

@@christopherandrewjohnston938 dishonest? Stop capping 😒

[@ashleykennett2838]

This guy was a well respected criminal prosecutor so was a little out of his depth in a civil case.

[@JessicaSamford]

I’m not sure Alex jones hired an actual lawyer. Lol. That, or it’s his lawyers first day ever in court.

[@DTR89]

Why does the judge act so perturbed / annoyed / entitled, rather than professional?

[@ailyyen9889]

She has a personal problem with alex it seems.

[@user-nh1og5hy1u]

Because she's a puppet of the billionaire globalist that want to silence free thinkers and 1st amendment activists.

[@thefinalsif]

I mean, she's incredibly professional throughout this. Despite Alex Jones literally accusing of her crimes on his show and broadcasting her name + image on file.

[@ailyyen9889]

@@thefinalsif she was not performing professionally she was letting her own views of alex jones ego get the best of her. Sure alex is "special" entity. But I'd specifically say she was childish at times because she's annoyed with him. Thats not being professional. I've seen way worse in a court house and the judge stay 1000% professional.

[@dynahmaranatha2954]

The lawyer handed Alex the transcript upside down.

[@davidnearing171]

He could have been smart enough to turn it over without being told to do so

[@beanybabyrabie]

Yep just like he slams stuff down and attacks his character and frames things in an awful way. Judge is a total leftist

[@dynahmaranatha2954]

That's what I said. So childish and arrogant . The guy is a boot licker . @@xino_z

[@TXgirl]

Why is this trial happening now? Did it take this many, many years to get to trail?

[@jesusrulez69]

Yeah, and what is he even being tried for? Questioning something and then recanting? Every media outlet does this.

[@singanddance-q9b]

He kept firing his lawyers

[@3v3r42o]

@@singanddance-q9b just like my trash bag ex wife, dragged out a simple divorce for years

[@GivePeaceAChance12]

@@jesusrulez69 aj lost on the slander et al, this is the award phase only

[@thefinalsif]

The trial took ~4 years because Alex Jones kept stalling, refusing to comply with discovery, refusing to show up for stuff or turn over relevant documents, went through 9 or 10 lawyers during the course of the case, etc. Knowledge Fight has a pretty good breakdown of all this over time if you're interested.

[@rharcus]

At 31min when judge is talking to him and he reaches up to grab a candy from her candy dish, that move is hilarious.

[@polok890]

How come the judge gets candy

[@tioswift3676]

Lmao I missed that 🤣

[@tioswift3676]

@@polok890 Cough drops

[@redillusion]

She was giving him cough drops

[@cb-pc1df]

Not a candy dish lol it's cough drops but she does have extra pair of eye glasses for witnesses that forget them or if the lawyer should break his during cross lol.

[@IronWarrior86]

Why did it take almost 10 years to take him to court?

[@oxycuntin2059]

alex jones didn't submit anything and ignored it hoping it would go away. also I heard it was more like 4-5 years

[@thefinalsif]

It took awhile because the parents had to find out it was him that was doing this, and then they tried out of court methods first. They sent him letters asking him to stop, got platforms to intervene hoping that would lessen the harassment, tried to move to avoid the harassment / stalking, etc. Then once they finally couldn't do it anymore and had to sue in hopes of forcing him to stop, Jones stalled, refused discovery, refused to show up, kept switching lawyers, pulled out basically every trick in the book to stall for 4-5 years until we finally get to this point, where this is the first of a slate of cases against him. That's why it took so long.

[@OLIVER_NIPPLE]

They waited for him to become a multi millionaire so they can sue him for everything

[@corybray7763]

I love watching this lawyer tear into this fear mongering piece of............

[@joeblow1942]

And yet, everything Alex has been ranting and raving about for over 20 years is happening NOW. Wake up.

[@TheonlyJohnMorris]

@@joeblow1942 Yeah everything, of course. That is why we dint have frogs anymore. All dead because they loved only the same gender right? 😂

[@TheonlyJohnMorris]

@Gotta Go And you lack the understanding that the commentator said all is happening "NOW" You AJ fans are no light bulbs.

[@BM-tx2ph]

Some of what he said is true though..yall sleep

[@joeblow1942]

@@BM-tx2ph Most of what he has said has been proven to be true.

[@Longtack55]

"The media won't let me take it back." He is "media."

[@Bostonnick34]

This is sorta true. But he is deplatformed, alternative media criticizing mainstream, legacy & leftist media. He is a great researcher & a great pundit imo

[@philgallagher1]

@@Bostonnick34 He is a lying scumbag who deserves to have the book thrown at him.

[@redillusion]

And he has taken it back. They don't show that part on MSM

[@logicaldude3611]

He’s said for many years that it happened and that he was wrong. Before the lawsuits. The “media” is STILL saying he doesn’t believe it happened. This ship passed a very long time ago.

[@reegstasaurus]

What?

[@lmramos44]

If you follow. believe or side with Alex Jones. you need a mental health check.

[@briantomes2564]

Oh wise and powerful rc car driving guy thank you for your wisdom I think you lost your lug nuts

[@lmramos44]

@@briantomes2564 I knew I would find some moronic Trumptard out there….

[@lmramos44]

@@briantomes2564 😂😂😂😂45 million!!!

[@briantomes2564]

@@lmramos44 toy

[@MegamaXX500]

@@briantomes2564 its so funny how you're trying to force an insult based off his pfp and username

[@chynablu11]

Way too many ad breaks, makes it almost impossible to watch