Lawman EP7 (2009) - Steven Seagal - Comedic TV Review

[@docwho2828]

I love Lawman. It's like stepping into a parallel world where Steven Seagal can be a cop.

[@MichaelMartin-qe5ye]

We need a Seagal multiverse.

[@mroctober3657]

He also cooks.

[@MarkanVaran7]

@@mroctober3657 make sure to spit in his soup, to give it a bit of flavor.

[@Blutteufel]

I thought of this show immediately the first time they did the interdimensional cable thing on Rick and Morty...

[@zimzimma5688]

Not just any cop. A durag wearing black cop, who uses slang no black person has used for decades. "I'm Steven Seagal, but the streets be known me as Mr. Stevens, which is right on and for the past 20 year, I been cold taken these turkeys down to Chinatown. Belleee dat, because round this way, ain't no jive talk and word is most certainly bond."

[@AllThingsFilm1]

I have to admit that one of my favorite parts of your Seagal videos is your imitation of Seagal with a slobbering, partly discernible voice. It cracks me up every time. It’s hard to miss Seagal’s horrible habit of trying to talk “black” or mimic the accent of those around him. I know he’s trying to fit in. But, I’d respect him more if he just talked in his own voice.

[@MichaelMartin-qe5ye]

Some people don't like the slobber voice, it never fails to amuse me.

[@Iruparazzo]

you can really hear the fat neck in that impression lmao

[@AllThingsFilm1]

@@MichaelMartin-qe5ye Really? That’s surprising. Something for everyone, I guess.

[@playboymaxim]

You and me both. That (trying to mimic other cultures speech) is the single most annoying thing about that man to me

[@Defenistrator-fk8dw]

He needs to do a fake interview with the impression 😂

[@unclebacon6731]

Seagal really is the comedic joke that keeps on giving. Between his hair, slightly disrespectful use of accents, and completely talking out of his ass about things he clearly knows nothing about, you can arguably have a channel dedicated to just him. 🤣

[@wulozhero6684]

That description also qualifies him to run for president.

[@Fanuc_Operator1990]

Bro he trained dogs for like 20 years. He's legit.

[@unclebacon6731]

@@wulozhero6684 in that case Seagal for president....I'll take the economy we had, the low gas prices, and a mean tweet compared to what we're dealing with now 🤣

[@grumblesa10]

You forgot his Bullshito, and the time he literally crapped his pants (yes LITERALLY) when he actually fought a real martial arts expert who put him in a headlock. Nice job "Sensei".

[@TanukiOkiyo]

Steven kills me with his “That’s So Raven” powers 😂

[@playboymaxim]

Right 🤣🤣🤣

[@troyteasley9889]

Haaaaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rocketbilly]

Waking up to some RedEye Lawman shenanigans and a nice cup of tea on a stormy morning is an absolute treat.

[@dustyolnut9734]

I’m in almost the exact same situation just no tea😂

[@puertoricanboy100]

Good Morning Master Officers!! I got coffe, sorry for not having tea! You guys want aikido breakfast?

[@halthammerzeit]

What do you mean by "shenanigans"? It's serious like Seagal's cardio.

[@Defenistrator-fk8dw]

Part that got me is just shy the 7 minutes mark where the website was shown in ,what Korean? Honestly don't know but do care 🤣 too funny 🤣 this episode up the ante

[@David-fanboy]

This dude actually adapts his voice to every neighborhood.

[@mroctober3657]

He's a man of the people.

[@docwho2828]

@@mroctober3657 DEFINITELY!!!

[@Knapperoni]

He's been studying various local dialects for 70 years

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

Truly an incredible talent that very few in this world can master!

[@absolutelyfookinnobody2843]

Yup, and in his movies he will have people dub over his voice. In one of his movies he going back and forth from his voice to a dub over voice in the same scene lol

[@mr.pavone9719]

Imagine being a cop who watched Segal movies as a teen and wanted to do some sort of law enforcement then actually meeting him. The catch is, you meet him as he pretends to be a cop and does a ride-along with a camera crew. In your cruiser. And he makes an ass of himself. But you have to pretend he's cool and useful.

[@playboymaxim]

Because the thing is, once you actually train to be a real LEO, you learn all that movie stuff is BS. So now Seagal looks like the clown he actually is lol I'm sure the dept. received some much needed funds to put up with that guy lol

[@VonWenk]

None of the cops in this show look young enough to have been teenagers in the early '90s.

[@CanItAlready]

"I can't do this! They're all gonna die!" That's my relationship with plants in a nutshell right there. 🤣🤣🤣

[@kylehunter2674]

6:00am shift! At my computer with my hot chocolate READY!! Thank you for this 💯🙏🏽

[@JoeR203]

I'm surprised Seagal didn't look at the puddle of blood and say "Looks like it's A-B Negative. That's a rare blood type." or, ala To Catch A Predator, he could say "There's something you need to know.......I'm Steven Seagal."

[@rustymertz]

You know he didn’t want to paint, because he’d never willingly admit to not being good at something. Plus, he paints his hair weekly, so he has to have some skill.

[@CsykKrit]

I don't know how his brain allowed him to say that sequence of words.

[@Humongous420]

Damn Redeye..i actually paused GWAR for your upload.. REST IN PRIDE ODERUS URUNGUS and forgive me for pausing GWAR for Steven Seagull durring a celebration of your destructive path in life.

[@rocketbilly]

Almost unthinkable! But I'm sure GWAR would pause for ultimate cheesiness, too.

[@Humongous420]

@@rocketbilly 💓 HAIL GWAR! 💓

[@craiglovell9795]

I find it hilarious that it might be Stevens first thought to open hand smack a woman in greeting instead of a hug. Prime time observation. That's the quick comedy I'm here for made me laugh out loud.

[@playboymaxim]

It's his way of breaking the ice 😁

[@mortentiller351]

The way he changes his accent😂 my god, he is one special dude FOSHO. Great job once again, love the videos 💯

[@7cricket4]

I absolutely LOVE your Seagal voice !! I crack up every time! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@megatronjenkins2473]

3:03, holy shit, you got Sifu to send you a soundbite?!? What, that was YOU?!? Damn, RedEye, your skills are improving!!!🤣🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha. Can you believe it?!

[@dpp277]

Man, as more i know about Seagal the less i understand the guy lol

[@jonnycollison]

Lol yeah, he's like a living delusion

[@qwellen7521]

Sifu Seagal is an Enigma made flesh and Lard.

[@playboymaxim]

You hit the nail on the head about the "blue blazer" and the traffic stop @8:25

[@RPDTapes]

Probably my favourite channel on KZbin right now. Cracks me up every time.

[@RedEyeReviews]

aww thank you friend!

[@RPDTapes]

@@RedEyeReviews you're welcome. Keep up the good work 👏

[@armitagehawkshaw]

oh wow, your 'game show' multiple choice at the beginning was *chef's kiss* perfect... a great new feature!!!

[@batman.darthmaul]

I ain't trippin' me, son. I don't even know what that means but can't you just imagine Seagal saying it, trying to sound cool and fit in.

[@MichaelMartin-qe5ye]

I've never seen the opening credits of Lawman before, is that supposed to be Seagal jumping the fence? In his movies, he uses a body double to walk across a room and we're supposed to believe that's him? As far as the quiz in the beginning, as always, if you don't know the answer, "C" your way out.

[@Wesblumarine]

My man Redeye coming through with another perfectly timed Steven Seagal video! Thank you!

[@Richie_Alpha_Rabbit69]

I watched one of his movies with my mom on Saturday night after babysitting my sisters kids and putting them to bed. She didn’t understand why we couldn’t find the right volume to keep the TV at so we could hear Steven talk but so that gun shots didn’t make our ears bleed and wake the kids.

[@OnlineMirel]

Tío no puedo parar de reírme todas las semanas espero que subas nuevos videos,este seagal es un hombre multifuncional por lo que veo, increíble realmente no creo que haya nadie que se lo cree

[@MereelSkirata]

"I'm Irish." LMAO okay. You secured an interview with Vernon Wells?

[@Fanuc_Operator1990]

My man! Love waking up immediately to a fresh episode of Lawman.

[@Humongous420]

Just in time for coffee, sausage sandwich and a fat joint!

[@Fanuc_Operator1990]

@@Humongous420 my dude 😎

[@loneronin6813]

Checking to see if Segal can still show emotions is pretty much what everyone he has ever been in a movie with had to do daily while filming XD

[@JackOfAllNerdsShow]

Great stuff as always, RedEye! Sorry I haven't commented in a while. I'm always watching on the KZbin app on my Xbox and they don't make it easy to comment there. Anyway, I know SNL went to great lengths to bury and forget the episode that Seagal hosted, but if there were a way to track that down, I'd love to see you riff on that car wreck.

[@soremuss]

Seagull knows how to use a brush, he was just worried that he might accidentally on purpose kill the wall... purposely. He pobs has like 45 years of experience in painting tbh. I do wonder if they ever let Sir Seagull drive the patrol car. Maybe he doesn't have a license, to drive i mean. Thanks RED!!

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

Seagul taught Bob Ross how to use a paint brush.

[@TheDanWhoSoldTheWorld]

I would watch an entire season of Lawman if it had RedEye doing the commentary in his Segal voice.

[@andevil777]

This channel is my main source of laughs these days, sucks we won't have a vid for a hot minute but if I'm guessing correctly that interview will more than make up for it.🤔😃👍

[@platinumpagoda3079]

I can't even watch this until this evening, but I still started the video a couple of times and gave you a like and comment.

[@notoriousSKP]

Hey y'all I just wanted to let you know that St. Bernard Project is a real thing. They are a group that was formed after Hurricane Katrina to help people rebuild their houses. I volunteered with them back in 2008 and I loved my time with them. They have an actual website and they are still doing work to help people with disaster relief. They might be worth looking into.

[@josephwintrich7294]

Seagal says... "Someone broke the law and that makes me MAD!" YES, let's watch Seagal be the FANTASY LAW! Being a COP is not an excuse to be a bully and a jackass. It's as if Seagal's idea of a police officer is a 1980's fantasy TV show. To be fair they MUST do SOMETHING to make a SHOW of it so people would and will watch it.

[@loconeo1660]

Thanks RedEye for taking us away from the dreadful times we are all living right now, and make us cherish the walking delusion that is our international Steven, cheers from the other side of the pond!!

[@tonygrillo3885]

Pretty cool what Segal did with painting and rose bushes

[@megatronjenkins2473]

As always, a good time, thanks RedEye!

[@BatmanLovesRockNRoll]

Wednesdays are the beginning of my weekend and I can't think of a better way to start each weekend with your Lawman reviews

[@DEADxBABIESxINC]

I dunno if it's just me but who doesn't get nervous when a cop is behind you? I've messed around and was changing my radio station in my car, look up, see a cop car behind me, and I'm sweating at least just a little bit. I haven't even done anything wrong! But I don't want a Steven Seagal situation happening to me!

[@rustymertz]

Seagal would know that you have a gun on you or that you are on drugs since you’re sweating.

[@ВикторРуставили]

Yeah, I was nervous around them too, but after I was stopped by them twice I relaxed a little. Turns out it's not a guaranteed trip to jail after all.

[@JG-dt2ub]

It's because you know you don't even have to do anything to be arrested they make things up all the time

[@Humongous420]

Damn Redeye I hope you interviewed Vernon Wells!!!!!!!!! I just met him and he is an AWESOME guy!

[@mroctober3657]

Did he let off some steam?

[@davidfausel9029]

Officer Whimpers in 30 seconds flat for the win!! A little morning Cart-Law-Man totally makes my day - another home run, Red-eye!

[@Cwibacca]

Great video, as always. I think you're right, Lil Meatball would definitely be Steve's rapper name. Now I'm curious about what other action star rapper names you can come up with.

[@easterbenny]

Your Comedic Jujitsu got a work out today. Thanks for covering this.

[@Carbine_Alloy]

Hello Mr RedEye , Funny as always - keep the amazing content as always sir :) Keep smiling my Dude

[@nilocnaughton]

another gold standard video! great job Red Eye, thanks for the new video. looking forward to what comes next after the week break. hopefully the time with family will get a lot of creative juices stocked up and when you come back it's gonna be AMAZING =) haha just keep doing what you've been doing brother. you're on a good track.

[@YosefTesfaye10]

“The dude in the back looks nervous” lmao 😂 😅

[@wyatt1339]

The best part of waking up is RedEye in your cup

[@iNubpwn3r]

Hey man, alive and breathing... watching Lawman., makes my day.

[@rabidmouse666]

Some day, Steven is going to show up at your house! I humbly recommend having a dozen donuts on hand at ALL times..to distract him while you walk slowly away.

[@LikeAGentlemanPlease]

Steve admitted he’s not good at something? Earth shattering! He can talk to dogs, snakes, alligators. He’s the world’s greatest fighter, actor, producer but… He can’t paint a wall tho???

[@tangoblue]

Somewhere in the multiverse, Deputy Seagal is asking those shooting victims if anybody’s seen Richie, or know why Richie did Bobby Lupo.

[@ralang999]

you know, Steven got pretty hungry looking at that paint in the butter container...

[@oliverkloshophdndrecords50]

I'm Irish too. And born on st Patrick's day. Been living in south Florida since 99... Originally from NY and Detroit

[@oliverkloshophdndrecords50]

Post script. Florida man is real. But never alone.

[@geordiewishart1683]

How can you be Irish if you are from NY and Detroit......?

[@oliverkloshophdndrecords50]

@@geordiewishart1683 ?? I'm Irish Cherokee and German, by blood...

[@munstrumridcully]

Oh man I woke up this morning on my day off after sleeping in a bit and what do I find but a red-eye review about the famous rapper _Lil Meatball_ ... my day has been made _fo sho_ 😍

[@rosalynredwood4542]

Thank for making our day brighter RedEye 😌 can't get enough of you mimicking his awful accent 👌

[@davidshoyt1979]

GOD YOUR CHANNEL IS SO ADDICTING.

[@ByrneMJames]

All you Irish Americans complain about the sun. While were in the dark, cold n rain for close to 6 months and Id fight Seagal for his breakfast just for the chance to be in some sun. Youre so lucky.

[@VictorCezar_]

7:30 have we found our hero's weakness to be painting houses? Something he hasn't been doing for 45 years?

[@feraltaco4783]

He doesn't have time. His stunt double is making four movies a year.

[@insanitypepper1740]

I actually thought Steven brought a miniature stone statue of himself for the yard.

[@seanfahey3600]

Discount plants? My favorite kinds. More because I am cheap and tend to kill them.

[@leodouskyron5671]

What I love is not just that you pointed out that on the night of the shooting they did not pull over the car that had a white driver (even if the car is was sus) but the next day they see three black guys none with dreads in a car and pull them over and are shocked that they don’t have a record. Just how many times do they show the I don’t care attitude to black and brown folk in this series. Even Cops tried to be not as obvious about what they were doing.

[@playboymaxim]

But what really got me was dude that got his gun taken from him (and his rights violated) asked him for an autograph smh

[@matthewscully2475]

You'd think Seagal would be good with a paint brush from all those years painting his hairline in

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

Imagine you’re laying on the ground after being shot and you look up to see Steven Seagal…

[@allenlindsey1175]

If the " somebody" is S.S. I'm going with .30 seconds

[@ronincomix]

the fact this went past 1 episode is truly remarkable! Thanks for the amazing content! Ki-Yai!

[@nightshade7240]

Whimpers the gimp, Substandard getting his salad tossed and Zen Master Waddles. This show is the gift that keeps on giving because you keep making content. Also I'm pretty sure that the person who hurts Whimpers is the one who let him out of the gimp suit. Master Waddles can't even deliver a decent line or a decent accent and we are supposed to believe him acting like a cop in this show? How did he ever get the following he did? He is always so fucking awkward and I say that as an extremely awkward being.

[@darrensmith6294]

I love these videos, you make me laugh my friend, thank you for so much

[@hankstrickland5011]

I’ve been painting houses since I was 2 years old. -Steven Seagal

[@AprehamLincoln]

I love these videos more than Seagal loves sitting down

[@dizzy1369]

I can't get enough of his accents 🤣😂😂😂

[@soulknife20]

The CSI Miami Yell only works with a witty one-liner. Like, A guy was killed by a roll of quarters. "Looks like, He cashed out" YEAAAHHHHHH!!!

[@82Stro]

Dude these get better and better

[@adammcdonald6441]

Love how they had the whole street come over to watch him put a shovelful of dirt in a bucket lmao

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol hey! That was hard work!

[@oscarnjboy]

So it's almost 6am I'm watching this, MD I just spit up my coffee. At 5:56 the commentary alone has me cleaning the coffee that is now garnishing my coffee table. Well done! Lol

[@davidwinkle5080]

Don't say you will take your licks around Segal he's literally licking his lips right now

[@emilyanovich943]

Good job dude I was looking for episode 7 hopefully you will keep going xD!

[@j.tgrooms]

The saga continues

[@MarioSratss]

New Show. "Steven Seagals Extrem Home Makeover" 😅 I think he painted houses for 20 years 😂

[@OTMPR1M0]

Absolute Gold!!!!! This made the day ten times better! 😆👌🏼👏🏼

[@RedEyeReviews]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@originalzo6091]

I'm tingling but not in my neck.... It's my brain. lol I definitely lost a couple of braincells

[@irkalla100]

Aw man, so much for Whimpers' character development. Boooo! Lol Have a good time with the family RedEye! We'll be here when you come back. Interview sounds exciting!

[@jtcone]

"What's going on baby" 🤣

[@roymcdonald2557]

I know making these hilarious videos are hard and time consuming but I miss you hilarious takes on these videos movies

[@kylerichards2270]

The Kids with the gun were literally billboards. probably paid advertising. LOL

[@joerocha510]

Lol love that impression 😄

[@paulmajano]

Officer Whimpers!!!! Why??????? I thought you were Different 🤣

[@righteousindignation]

How are you not more popular? You’re hilarious sir

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

12:46 Seagals glasses just kept getting more bent as the show went on 😂

[@maxputhoff1436]

Just American things: "It's only a 10 hour drive!"

[@floydlooney6837]

Driving across Texas is like that.

[@oreodeodoran2941]

"stay calm budy" and then keep harrasing the person he told to calm .. 😂😂😂

[@acikawu-tang5178]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! NO video's next week, I guess you do deserve a break. What the hells am I going to laugh at next week. No one actually makes my day with great video's (always, never disappoint) and also only one that makes me laugh, the whole video. Maybe you can show your family how much we love you and your content and how much you make us all laugh and at times really needed it. Thanks again for that buddy. Maybe get the family involved in a small video, obviously just the funny one's like an uncle, funny kids, grandma, grandpa, mom and pops,....... Ok I guess all of them. Haha. Either way you deserve a break, say hi to your family and let them know how much we love you and your content. Thanks again for another great, funny video. Much love and respect. STAY HAPPY AND STAY HEALTHY P.S. I sometimes go on my other phones and hit the like button for u. Just wanted to help, best and least thing I can do. Since u make my day. Trust me you do, I have severe depression and anxiety. But, when I watch and laugh it brings be back to a better mood. Thanks I truly, greatly appreciate you for doing this for me, us. Wish I could do more, soon though very soon. Thanks, sorry long comment. Have a great day everyone.

[@donculotta1551]

@ 7:06 My mother comes from Ireland but, as you can tell by my last name, my father comes from Sicily so that's how I survived the Florida sun when I went to boot camp for the Navy in 91, followed by Service School Command in Meridian, Mississippi, and me stationing onboard the Forrestal in the Mediterranean!! In fact my skin instantly browned!! Sorry your skin burned in that Latin heat my brother!!

[@leodouskyron5671]

Really. I thought it was a fake last name in keeping with this fake show. Glad something associated with this show was real. ;)

[@jasonblakes]

😂 please keep them coming bro Love your reviews Thank you

[@theuntitledculturepodcast]

13:01 😭😭😭😭 I’ve never cried laughing so hard in my life like she do look that way omg! 😂😂😂

[@AnbuVega]

I am legitimately impressed with Steven's range of accents

[@joespears9059]

These reviews are awesome keep up the good work Red Eye reviewer. I'm not quite sure but at the 5:21 mark you can see a line above the arm of Seaguls glass... either its a weird sort of lighting or Seagul is the type of baller who dyes his hair with those signature glasses on and that's amazing.

[@WarDEagle2010]

Great video Redeye!

[@sepollcas]

That CSI Miami transition 😎😂

[@MrLorenzovanmatterho]

Again, this actually made me respect Segal a little more, he helps load shooting victims into an ambulance, he actually does cop's work.