Shoplifting Gets Wild

[@CherryBlossomKid]

“You can’t shoplift here!” “Yeah, why not?” She _did_ make a compelling argument, I’d give her a pass.

[@yellowgoose5043]

Whoamicazerson

[@johnathanwalker8395]

Right, corporations and their masters loot from us every day all day.

[@miraqen7801]

she invested too much points in alchemy and not in speech

[@jagermain7074]

“if u dont let me shoplift your gay”

[@WhiteWolfos]

Typical teen/kid response

[@idrilzorc8789]

"Sir we got a call for a shoplifter." "Finally some crime, ready my tank!"

[@rozanfaust2967]

Man they might need me cause the guy may have shoplifted some hidden shit that the governments don’t want to tell you

[@ayo5307]

@@rozanfaust2967 "Oh no! He stole that nutella jar that secretely had blueprints for nuclear weapons engraved on the jar!"

[@raddragon1373]

@@ayo5307 Sir he STOLE the chocolate!

[@AshTheQueenOfRodents]

@@raddragon1373 God dammit that was my lunch

[@harpxwx]

@@rozanfaust2967 "He stole the Big Gulp Recipe (TM)! HE MUST'NT BE LEFT ALIVE!"

[@llJeezusll]

This man got a 5 star wanted level for stealing a gas station water bottle

[@DangHippiesPlease]

llJeezusll that is exactly how it goes in gta 5

[@viller7939]

The video cutoff just as a tank was about to roll in.

[@jayhill2193]

@@viller7939 that would have been the 6th star though

[@Abejaved]

Imagine if he killed a chicken

[@cheers9503]

@@Abejaved Now thts some skyrim reference

[@brett_26]

Shoplifter: take a bag of skittles and runs Cashier:*calls in the military*

[@crabby580]

payday in a nutshell

[@deafbyhiphop]

Lmfao

[@soldat6776]

Haha funny

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

* Razormind starts playing *

[@deeznutsifier69420]

The military: A-10 Warthog cannon goes brrrr

[@secybek9804]

“You can’t shoplift here” , yes, I’ll go shoplift somewhere else

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

You know whats fucked up? Many of these chain-stores take all the cost of shoplifting out of the employee's bonus/wages. Yeah, im not joking.. Its so screwed up on multiple levels. Punish the low wage workers for random thieves.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

@@amadeuschavez. the link is a video on his channel of a boxer knocking out "a black guy" so that he can artificially gain views on his stupid channel. Not related at all, and is spam.

[@iamrightandyouarenot2466]

Bilb Ono That’s cool and all, but like... who asked?

[@brewckle]

I am right and you are not I mean he was addressing CJ and nobody else excluding you as well

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono lol

[@Ham24brand]

Imagine 1 minute being a lowly shoplifter and the next surrounded in a gas station by half the city’s police and a chopper at gunpoint.

[@lucas33308]

He accidentally used the cheat to max his wanted level instead of making it disappear, I've made that mistake once in GTA

[@lionelpolo221]

Imagine if they called in an A-10

[@Nitro_Blitzen]

Bruh that's what you get when you do something that can/does/could turn into a hostage situation.... Then again there are comments saying it might just be a news chopper

[@monke980]

yeah dont be a dick and shoplift.

[@randomname9723]

@@monke980 that's not the point. The point is the police way over reacted in these situation like bringing in a fucking helicopter

[@salmonella6018]

I cant believe that they had to call the special forces to arrest the “shoplifter”

[@luisf2793]

"That's the point sarge"

[@CanadianCat64]

excuse you you mean puffy

[@OnigiriOnion]

I didn't expect to see jonathan joestar here of all places

[@ExtraLargeWindow]

@@OnigiriOnion ikr

[@FoxIord]

Nobody trust this dude, he can't keep a secret to save his life.

[@DocZhong]

4:31 “Don’t tell me it’s filmed like this” Cameraman: “oh my b”

[@SeaShellsSeaShells89]

LOLOLOL

[@Duckycz]

What does oh my b mean?

[@grantic5413]

@@Duckycz my bad

[@Duckycz]

@@grantic5413 oh yeah it makes sense now, thank you!

[@chadwickmcfaggins9734]

@@grantic5413 why dont you just add the “ad” on the end

[@markbotefur4936]

Puffy: *steals over years for different people* Also Puffy: "I didn't know it was that serious"

[@meirfivenight3442]

she probably thought that cuz she was never confronted

[@averagefanenjoyer8696]

She just wants to seem innocent to the camera, of course she knew it was bad

[@arnv4487]

Seems kinda obvious what she was saying. She thought it was just simple shoplifting which isn't a big deal but I'm guessing an officer told her it counts as organized crime, because its a shoplifting ring, so she snitched real quick

[@minimaster0328]

puffy is a friggin mob boss like al capone but for wallmart

[@janipt]

@@minimaster0328 Oh shit 😂

[@TyrJustice]

Calling in a helicopter for a suspected shoplifter is what my tax dollars pay for.

[@lochlanpenrose6135]

I guess so unfortunately

[@AverageAlien]

basically gta

[@Sir_Bucket]

I swear, you guys in the USA don't pay as much taxes as some of us in Europe. But your tax dollars have the wildest use on Earth "So, what you're going to do with my money?" "Oh you konw, just buy a new helicopter for the cop of this tiny city with a sholifting problem, they seem like they really need it"

[@bassproshophat8999]

It would have been cheaper to let him steal the stuff lol 😂

[@ApplesforOranges7]

The money always goes back to Sam you’re just borrowing it, it doesn’t matter how hard you work it’s not really YOURS U-U

[@mrtentacle9049]

I love the fact that all he put in the search bar is shoplifting florida

[@Slickshadow11]

The end of the vid is in Cali

[@dribbledroppin310]

The definition of Florida is shoplifting

[@zarrowthehorse]

@@dribbledroppin310 how

[@kjbclassics9949]

It literally says lady goes crazy after she shoplifts

[@alexlichty9859]

@@kjbclassics9949 It's different in the next clip, chief

[@SpaceMissile]

i love the referee lady. she is moderating both sides. "Don't bite him. oh also, you watch your mouth and be a gentleman." true lawful neutral alignment right there.

[@JosiahBradley]

Honestly it was refreshing to have a center point in one of these videos.

[@chaseosu7608]

“Only 5 packs of yugioh cards” Charlie, that’s a terrible crime and it shouldn’t be taken lightly

[@MK_ULTRA420]

That's enough for the KaibaCorp secret police to bust down your door and sell you to Pegasus.

[@Sbeved]

Any scenario where you can potentially make out with 5 Blue Eyes White Dragons should be a max sentence felony.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

@@amadeuschavez. dude stop spamming your channel, you are pathetic. Everyone report this guy kid for spam.

[@LIAM-0006]

Calm down it was a goddamn joke ffs😂

[@dahut95]

@@Sbeved impossible. There are only 3 in existance after Kiaba ripped the 4th.

[@TheG_Boy]

“You can’t shoplift here!” ”yeah why not?” 99999999999 IQ

[@ResoundGuy5]

It's over 9000!

[@gtmc]

Ah yes, the negotiator.

[@bokjuuu]

My bad. I'll go somewhere where it's allowed

[@ghulam237]

Who says I can't shoplift

[@TheZerglot1]

The fuel of that helicopter probably cost more than what he stole.

[@ethanw7416]

It definitely did

[@ib_res2566]

By a couple thousand times

[@kotonbads]

hed probably have to shoplift 100000 more yugioh cards to just to get even

[@WAVE0025]

Crazy what they are willing to do to catch a guy stealing Yugioh cards

[@brian4480]

What do you mean probably...?

[@DevyanshBahri]

“Please help me 🥺” “No you’re going to jail”

[@Reflection246]

“Ughhh”

[@Li-ou6mc]

And then he moans lol

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

“😩”

[@GoldenBred]

"stop! please stop!"

[@omegawilliam95s36]

Persuasion Failed

[@malohn2068]

"You can't shoplift" "Why?" "Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, bimbo"

[@lintyscorpion2692]

Jimbo*

[@monke980]

@@lintyscorpion2692 *nimbo

[@جمايكاافريقيا]

@@monke980 *timbo

[@aranyabhagat5345]

@@جمايكاافريقيا kimbo

[@Max-me9ol]

@@lintyscorpion2692 its bimbo and im not going to explain the joke here

[@beef633]

“You can’t shoplift here!” “Yeah, why not?” *Your Speechcraft skill increased*

[@spacecuhdett6552]

Speech 100

[@JakobTorri]

epic reddit moment

[@shadowwaffle3329]

Ah yes the negotiator

[@johngancarcik5682]

Compelling argument though

[@alexgrady5869]

He's just trying to replace live PD at this point

[@secybek9804]

rip.

[@adamrutan326]

This was before live PD was shut down

[@Abdega]

He needs his fix

[@animepussy8356]

His phantom pain won't stop hurting

[@IKIGAIofficial]

why was live pd shut down

[@grimmyboi]

“Be a gentleman!” “Ok”

[@Bruh-vd1pp]

seems fair

[@twdjt6245]

Saw that “puffy” case once before. She would steal the items and then return them for a store credit card. Honestly not sure why they didn’t just change the return policy to require a receipt....but I gusss that would make too much sense.

[@Christian-gr3gu]

Because that's not as cool as arresting people

[@learningtocrash4030]

Do you really not know why?

[@gracecoots9008]

That policy sounds great until the 100000 Karen’s come in screeching that they lost their receipt.

[@mathieumansire372]

@@gracecoots9008 sucks for them then

[@if7723]

@@mathieumansire372 Sucks for the store because they have to deal with adult toddlers who will fall to the ground kicking and screaming until they get their $13.99 extension cord refunded out of pure disgust on the employee part.

[@traolin5877]

“Please help me” “No you’re going to jail” *_moans erotically_* Yea, keep talking dirty to him

[@billrowse2266]

Yummy yummy

[@nikolozka1]

Yeah and shockingly enough nobody burnt down Wendy's

[@busterb7482]

I think it was because of that dude pressed up behind him... 🤣

[@kenirainseeker539]

"40 dollars worth of shirts" So like. One shirt.

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

maybe half a shirt.

[@monke3231]

Dawg what, I get shirts online like 6-7 bucks each

[@linkholder]

@@monke3231 she just shoplifts from the internet by entering it like a digimon warrior

[@Alberto-ny7kf]

bro are you buying a shirt or a tailored suit

[@walnzell9328]

@Daym A pack of plain white t-shirts costs like $6. Slap a brand on the front of a single white t-shirt and suddenly it's $60.

[@kurvitaschthedictator]

some guy: steals one pack of gum the U.N Military Forces: so you have chosen death

[@arjunbhatti4834]

She’s not fat, she just has everything she stole under her shirt.

[@codyscales4849]

Lmao nice

[@youbick8838]

wait a minute... so my parents arent fat, they just have stolen goods under their shits, good to know

[@adampower9757]

what is that song at starting?

[@youbick8838]

@@adampower9757 karate music

[@arjunbhatti4834]

youbick lmao, exactly, someone gets it. But fr tho, you need to turn them in. I know, very sad.

[@thestomper]

Live PD isnt around to save us anymore, now the world is falling apart

[@oscia3741]

These vids are actually pretty old.

[@fredettaboutit]

The sad part is I had to keep edditing my comment and adding spaces and unnecessary symbols to it bc KZbin kept deleting it. Thanks KZbin....or Charlie...

[@catmint9]

fredettaboutit I’m pretty sure the commenter was making a joke

[@archdukefranzferdinand567]

@@fredettaboutit Did you have an aneurysm?

[@fredettaboutit]

@@catmint9 irrelevant

[@ChefBoston]

4:30 “Don’t tell me it’s filmed like this..” Camera guy: “oh sorry” *fixes it* “Much better”

[@DuskAlimar]

My bad, God. I'll turn the camera.

[@theprinceofalllightskins5093]

My guy is so funny bra

[@scullyvlogs8384]

Charlie’s references and analogies are so obscure that nobody in my family understands the shit he says, but he sounds so well-spoken that everything he said makes sense

[@joelglanton6531]

Yeah the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are so obscure lol

[@MrGillb]

Steals like 5 packs of yugioh cards; gets sent like an entire squad of cop cars and a helicopter too. Gotta justify the budget somehow I guess

[@marclenraymagdaraog691]

those packs must have contained the Exodia Forbidden one.. XD we can't let him have it!

[@xtwo-steppx5206]

@@marclenraymagdaraog691 We'll all be sent to the Shadow Realm if he obtains all 5 pieces of the Forbidden One 😱

[@realstiffy7699]

Imma assume your pfp is from let it die and call you a man of culture

[@jasBoop]

@@realstiffy7699 ah. Fellow believers in the power of the mushrooms:)

[@realstiffy7699]

@@jasBoop :)

[@MegaMawileTheNommer]

"I shoplifted and got caught, but I bet NO ONE would think me dumb enough to shoplift again nearby!"

[@some1else947]

Jsut like gta

[@mehmettas2624]

and then get out with a water bottle and act like I didnt do anything

[@WompwompPI]

What a master plan, very cunning indeed

[@mikifauns]

Nah, the real theft here is my tax dollars going into bringing a helicopter and half a dozen cops to thwart a shoplifter.

[@TheRealNoob933]

I'm pretty sure stores and the people that work there pay taxes too. So your whole point there is pretty invalid

[@rordongamsey3057]

@@TheRealNoob933 there’s no need for the whole tank division to swoop in for one fckin dude

[@lolibetic2206]

Nvm wrong comment chain xd

[@JackTheripper911]

@@TheRealNoob933 So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

[@dr.k8610]

@@rordongamsey3057 I mean given the speed the helicopter and everything got there odds are they were already in the area, not like it took off to come after him. Guess that dude was just really unlucky.

[@anbthree786]

As someone who worked in retail, you aren’t even supposed to attack the shoplifter like that. all you can do is yell at them, physical contact is a lawsuit, even by security

[@borosdavidattila]

Attack? Phsyical contact? He only grabbed the product, it was the woman who contacted him.

[@anbthree786]

@@borosdavidattila you still can’t grab the product all you can do is yell at them

[@JacketCK]

@@borosdavidattila that wasn't a retail worker, it was a random guy who was doing the right thing

[@ADAOWO]

in retail we were told to not take action. if it was a simple not paid item in a store bag, we will take it but we can’t search their belongings

[@ADAOWO]

the greeters at my old job didn’t do shit either they’d hear the beep and excuse them

[@theangrydweller1002]

Puffy: did you know that organizing crime is organized crime

[@malcolmchampion1044]

Hmmm I did not know that

[@johnlogan2396]

"yes, the floor is made of floor."

[@dumpsterchild131]

woah

[@Lon3wolfexe]

the water is really wet

[@ArthurMottergan]

@@Lon3wolfexe Water is not wet the object it comes in contact with is wet.

[@DeSinc]

where I live the shopkeepers are told not to try do these crazy citizen arrest type things to hold people for stealing shit, but rather to just call the police and give their description/a photo of them instead. after seeing all these people forced down on the ground and held at gunpoint and wrestled and shit just for stealing a few hundred dollars worth of shit, I really understand why.

[@aeon9367]

like bank clerks just cooperating with the robbers and not giving a fuck about the money

[@thume7762]

holy shit desinc you are here

[@BrianHopson]

Hi desinc

[@user-zm7zl9lc6j]

Police wont do anything unless they see it

[@littlegirlshowSynch]

Maybe they shouldn't be stealing shit if they don't want to be manhandled and arrested. He could have complied and waited for the police to arrive so they could get it all worked out, but no he freaked out and tried to escape because he knew he did something wrong and he was going to get in trouble because of it. I hate it when people defend crime/criminals and act like it shouldn't be taken seriously if they're not robbing a bank or murdering someone. Also find it interesting how your example isn't a few dollars worth of candy bars, but hundreds of dollars worth of shit as if that's nothing.

[@cytoplasm7015]

title: shoplifting gets wild video: starts off with a karate segment

[@elrisas8545]

You have to always prepare yourself no matter what

[@ricksanchez1079]

statistically speaking some of those karate dudes totally shoplift and don't get my started on the kids. There are approximately 27 million shoplifters (1 in 11 people) in the United States today. More than 10 million people have been caught shoplifting in the past five years. There is no profile of the “typical shoplifter.” Approximately 25 percent of shoplifters are kids.

[@mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380]

@Violet Fields Personally I disagree.

[@Joey-ef8dh]

Top 10 anime plot twists

[@RBLXDignitysHQ]

@@ricksanchez1079 only 25%? Shit as kids we stole everything, bikes phones laptops food BBQs (we'd have a BBQ on the block)

[@pickleioi9058]

5:25 They take the security at this target seriously. The “Don’t come back to this Target, you hear me?” just gave me chills.

[@gulllll]

“You can’t shoplift here” “Why” She makes a compelling argument

[@brgan557]

It's hard to argue with her assessments

[@phasmopro3152]

Diamond Gamer stolen comment

[@everythingallin4905]

😆 why did u steal the top comment.

[@gulllll]

Jay Blazer well I didn’t see the other comment. Please don’t get butthurt about a youtube comment.

[@holyvicar]

They just used words that's same with the top comment, so people nowdays can't say any words without being told 'Stolen Comment' ?

[@TheShuckmeister]

I appreciate that Sly 2 reference

[@shreddedmetal2450]

Hello JoJotuber

[@cya6563]

Who are you

[@Boopieo]

I Loved the stop motion!

[@xGhostt]

3:07 Sly Cooper 2 reference

[@bushybrow9692]

What it do Shuck

[@MrPapageorgio]

I swear he says, "This is the Los Santos Police department." 7:10

[@MembersOfHistory]

GTA flashbacks

[@m.albani4982]

New GTA 6 looking good

[@tarantinoking1220]

This gave GTA vibes too. I was like “When are they gonna open fire on him?” 😂

[@leaftube9323]

Well los Santos is a real place

[@arko.0.1.]

Florida really is just a gta online server

[@PXander]

"dont tell me its filmed like this" "much better" Charlie used his psionic abilities to will the cameraman to do his bidding

[@crusadeknight896]

Steals from gas station “GET THE MARINES!”

[@gamemage3009]

*so you have chosen death.*

[@HungryHunter]

Payday 2 logic. Get swarmed by the national guard in the first 30sec or get a out of jail card for free.

[@epothos1]

Playing gta in hard mode, are you hmmm

[@placeholder4988]

HungryHunter laughs in ecm rush

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@HungryHunter Aaaaaaaaaah! I *NEED* A MEDIC BAG!

[@tperm4142]

0:20 When you only press low kick on the Mortal Kombat arcade machine

[@micosstar]

mookay

[@thestrangler2688]

This is literally me in Injustice 2

[@LikeMySoul864]

@@thestrangler2688 bruh I got piss on some of the story scene in injustice 2

[@elijahlupuwana]

@@LikeMySoul864 you what?

[@biggiecheese9467]

@@LikeMySoul864 am i retarded or did what you wrote make zero sense

[@remster2155]

"You can't shoplift here" "Yeah? Why not?" "Because that's illegal" "But someone was gonna buy it anyway so it's fine

[@jaycluttsy0511]

I love how puffy has a gang of shoplifters

[@Limei_Dreams]

Mafia boss Puffy and her shoplifting minions

[@silverdays2909]

Its just like London all over again

[@shack2800]

i think charlie has faked a deep voice for so long it’s just natural now

[@cecilyerker]

He gets high pitched when he’s excited though

[@jackkraken3888]

Wait it's fake? Are there any clips of him with his normal voice?

[@vel_terra]

@@jackkraken3888 this is his "normal" voice but his TRUE voice is revealed whenever he sees a cockroach 5 meters near him

[@scheise4433]

Is that how your voice got so deep Batman?

[@shack2800]

A Russian Spy i’m batman

[@CherryBlossomKid]

That same song playing during each karate match gets me every time. 😂

[@andreazevedo87]

My man did a Sly Cooper reference, what a man of immense culture

[@yesshh2952]

@@tomterthe4455 faccttttsss first video game i ever beat

[@A1phaz0ne]

Confirmed furry.

[@thebellboy3196]

@@A1phaz0ne how

[@ryjak955]

He did? I didn’t notice. When did that happen?

[@natrixvoronkov2093]

I thought I entered a second realm when I heard those words, never thought in 2020 I'd hear anyone even utter the words sly cooper, much less god himself

[@theharlequin7280]

5:34 That guy actually needs to get arrested just for running like that.

[@Owen_013]

Unity preset

[@joelglanton6531]

Let's see how you would run after getting away from three grown men trying to grapple with you; dude was exhausted. That's probably why he had that water at the gas station LOL

[@jaycub7558]

Shop lifter: “please help me” security: “no you’re going to jail”

[@redactedz6146]

5:11 also shoplifter: *moans*

[@Gabehasnewyt]

*uhhhhhh*

[@crushbeast29]

Thanks for describing the video I just watched.

[@sheepketchup9059]

@@crushbeast29 wow your so smart, here's your gold star 🌟

[@Alaskanman]

Sheep Ketchup Is it that time for you?

[@megabrick9299]

Stand user: Puffy Stand name: "Money For Nothin" Ability: Able to retrieve any item in a 5m radius

[@life_archive7840]

That'd be a cool stand power, ngl Just imagine you're at gunpoint, then you pull a switcheroo and point the gun back at him.

[@molagstormy-balls3662]

@@life_archive7840 or you dad gets the belt again to abuse you then you say omah wah nu shin du rooooooo!

[@demonicmind1242]

Shigekiyo: “Oh so it’s the same type of stand as Harvest”

[@isseihyoudou5810]

@@molagstormy-balls3662 It's actually "Omae wa mou shindeiru". To pronounce it, it's Oh-my-uh-wah mo-shin-day-ee-roo.

[@RoamzBro]

@@molagstormy-balls3662 idk how you got that so wrong 😂

[@taynew6408]

he's having live PD withdrawals and is trying to find a substitute

[@leatheryfoot6354]

I can't believe when my brother stole Yu-Gi-Oh Card Packs as a kid, he could've been struck down by the entire police station at any moment.

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"You can't shoplift here!" "Yeah, why not?" *Logic.exe has stopped working*

[@bilto7254]

An error has occurred while running Logic.exe

[@Mathee]

Ma'am, you have to go to the store across the street for shoplifting

[@banditkeithkingofduelmonsters]

@@bilto7254 You must be on windows vista.

[@iwaited90daystochangemynam87]

“You can’t shoplift here” “Why not?” “Oh shit you’re right have a good day ma’am”

[@ferretive]

@Aiman Maraidi Yeah shoplifting is a constitutional right.

[@finlayg9833]

"You can’t shoplift here" "Yeh why not?" No no she’s got a point

[@Plasmic2]

The way you make these hilarious jokes so smoothly and show no laughter at all makes me die

[@Axel-is2sp]

MMM Seems like such a waste of the taxpayers dollar to send multiple cars, multiple officers and a helicopter to take care of an unarmed shoplifter.

[@sirweebs2914]

Kinda weird yea one car and 2 officers would be more then sufficient.

[@gamemage3009]

Shoplifter: *shoplifts twice in one night Police: *this is an avengers level threat*

[@Flipindabird23]

Defund the police

[@sirweebs2914]

@@Flipindabird23 hope thats a joke you know kinda hard to read on the internet.

[@nunya5424]

They're getting paid even if they're just standing around, may as well make them do something

[@daelaenor]

-"You don't wanna mess with me." -"Why not?" -"I have the black belt in karate." His black belt skills: 0:19

[@CitizenSnips69]

You clearly haven’t met Jon Jones, the master of both the martial arts and the art of eye poking. Truly unstoppable. Like it or not this is the apex of human hand to hand combat.

[@zach7372]

Unless they've got abs then you can't rely on a stomach hit

[@grsimpson3957]

@tutu poofter pants Spitting, well I'm not sure how what you spit at, ear grabbing, we did that all the time in wrestling, and even then it's hard to grab someone's ear, biting, what are you going to bite and how, people do bite in mma, the guy just rams his arm down the other's throat. Now eye pokes, they "work." Muhammad Ali and Jon Jones "accidentally" use eye pokes, but unlike suplexes, roundhouse kick and uppercuts, they're not that effective.

[@amadeuschavez.]

tutu poofter pants kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWbHgnyXZb9mpJY

[@grsimpson3957]

@tutu poofter pants how would you bite someone's neck, you can headbutt them, but that's just not what the human skull was designed for. If someone spits in your face that does almost nothing, people have spat in my face. Again, pulling ears, you can do something with that, but wrestlers do that all the time, speaking of which, you take a guy who wrestled for one year, and he shoots on you, you better have a bladed weapon out before he shoots, or you get a really good sprawl. On having the keys in your fingers, if you can't hit someone's chin with a jab while wearing giant boxing gloves, your not going to hit someone's eye with a very small key. Chucking a good sized stone at someone, yeah, that will do some damage, especially in the mountains where I come from. When you were talking about eye pokes eye thought you meant striking, but you do that grappling, and BJJ blue belt breaks your arm. Edit: Oh yes the groin, the groin strike only became illegal in Muay Thai in the 90s, and Muay Thai is hundreds of years old.

[@pizzatime7433]

I’m so happy that a homeless person started a KZbin channel And he’s making some money I’m so proud of him What a accomplishment

[@PANZERFAUST90]

I doubt he's making any money. KZbin doesn't pay anyone above a PG-13 rating.

[@DarkLight-4]

He was homeless

[@BarnacleBoy42069]

@@PANZERFAUST90 he has a single ad at the end of his video so he probably makes half a penny per view

[@PANZERFAUST90]

@@BarnacleBoy42069 lol fair enough

[@thatsnotnormal5673]

Hehe, 69 likes

[@timothyimessege]

Imagine going from trying to steal Legos from target too being in a stand off with the police force at a gas station

[@carson2823]

Me: I want Live PD My mom: We have Live PD at home The Live PD at home:

[@BrianHopson]

@Sightless_Seeker I've seen you on Tomatoes trash lol

[@User-pc9fk]

When you are so early the mrbeast bots haven't been removed yet

[@BarnacleBoy42069]

When you've never been early enough to know what mrbeast bots are

[@imchipjames]

@@BarnacleBoy42069 it's that thing from that episode of Jimmy neutron

[@vinneythe14th68]

When you're so early you see one of the many comments that says "when you're so early"

[@jacksonhughes8357]

Ok boomer

[@timboi5820]

I knew it was coming

[@chibifernando1804]

These shoplifting videos where more intense than the one's on Pornhub

[@sydious_s_snake]

@@0commonsense458 you're not old enough to be here are you 😆

[@hiperanic]

Hol up

[@weebssuck7149]

Were*

[@weebssuck7149]

But “are” would make more sense than were

[@theperfectfighter9193]

What is pornhub mom told me it was a meat selling company(im 25)

[@GameHead-04]

Cr1tikal: Don't tell me its filmed like this. Cameraman: Oh shit my bad! *Fixes camera* Cr1tikal: Much better..

[@tiredparalyze5017]

The cameraman knew he's watching

[@thewonderofscience_7449]

Man who has beaten a Grandmaster's prized pupil in six turns reacts to people kung-fu fighting and shoplifting.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Speedrun to black belt incoming.

[@TechnoMinarchist]

And sex toy world record holder.

[@colinp.5866]

“you can’t shoplift here” “yeah, why not?” gotem, or as charlie would say, “what a gut busting wisecrack”

[@theclickening6668]

You know she's not innocent. She admitted it!

[@josipj705]

The last time i came this early i became a father

[@GNParty]

Okay, Reddit.

[@buddyguy4723]

Should have came earlier than you just have laundry to do

[@micosstar]

mookay

[@KiomEl]

dont lie, virgin

[@KyleSmith-fc1ts]

👁👄👁

[@epmcgee]

The story about Puffy is hilarious and happens too often. There is a legitimate syndicate in my country, with the leader and his main 'crew' known. They would hit the bookstores, including the Christian bookstore, and easily steal between $400-$800 of goods in a single store. They would have people entering and exiting the parking lot for pick ups, so the stock was gone within 5 minutes. They would move onto the next bookstore in the complex, hit it, and only leave after getting enough books or if the risk was too high. I was also working at a different bookstore when I heard the same franchise mentioned above had two or three books, worth +-$200 individually, stolen from a display right in front of their cameras and cashier desk. They would make A LOT of money in month, even if they only hit our store once, and sometimes even if they failed to hit our store since they'd be getting from the 100s of bookstores around the country. The same man was arrested across the country pulling the same scheme, with half the same crew. He was released within a month and this syndicate still operates.

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

Let me guess, eastern Europe?

[@epmcgee]

@@prussiangermansoldier2987 South Africa

[@hundkebab2433]

@@Mr._Newb_McMuffin LULULULULULULULU

[@LAR3MUSIC]

This video's got a lot of kick to it, needs a little more punch tho

[@ethanmeadows1785]

Fair play mate

[@brgan557]

Hello black justin y

[@DennisHeikki]

The key to succesful shoplifting is to pull out a gun and wave it at the cashier. I did it in GTA V it works every time.

[@jhvibes3471]

That isnt shop lifting thats robbery silly

[@CitizenSnips69]

Don’t forget to bring your run flat tires and RPG just Incase shit gets real and the choppers come in. As long as you got your bullet proof vest covering your torso you should be completely bulletproof so don’t worry. This stuff may cost a few racks but if you steal enough chips and shirts from the store it should more than cover it.

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

@@jhvibes3471 it's just shoplifting, but stealth was optional

[@DennisHeikki]

@@anthonytorres-cruz1598 She just went for loud stealth and I think it worked well

[@Kaz999998]

@@CitizenSnips69 It also wouldn't hurt to have your flying vehicle out front to make a quick and reliable get away. If you have a flying bike it should only take you a few seconds to fly outside the city limits.

[@Napkino948]

"help me! please help me!" "No man, your going to jail!"

[@brandondaniels2027]

Bruh that "yeah? Why not?" was such an unexpected response that even the guard took a few seconds to process it

[@jesus9925]

charlie gets more homeless by the day

[@williamgrisard5805]

yet, seems to be happier by the same time lol

[@maukeep3061]

he s becoming master in being homeless

[@ViewingChaos]

He’s studying to become an expert at it..

[@naj4261]

dumbcrap TV „1 way on how to get likes on penguinz0 channel“ by dumbcrap TV

[@williamgrisard5805]

@@maukeep3061 i thought it's just LOOKING homeless

[@Brogle288]

Is no one else uncomfortable that they were bare foot in the high school gym?

[@life_archive7840]

_Y'all were barefoot?_

[@gummybear8679]

foot fungus

[@gundgunderson]

I hate being bare foot, and I don’t like feet

[@sweetsour4375]

Being barefoot is normal for karate. I was more uncomfortable by their sloppy stances.

[@V1replade]

@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ oh no like grass and streets outside ? Floor is lava ? I bet where is more fungus in a bathroom then in a school gym because a gym is big and mostly dry !

[@prebenkul]

Actual 5 stars lol. I was expecting the FBI to roll up and storm the backdoor, and then a military tank to just randomly break through a wall. Shouldn't of stolen that bottle of water.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

“Don’t use your legs! Use your height advantage!” So... don’t! But, also, do!

[@dren3083]

These are the black belts the weird kids say they have.

[@Missing-Ace]

“Never trust a man with a ponytail” that is completely unrelated to this video but I think it needs to be said

[@thegadness]

Wtf did i ever do to you?

[@agoodpersonx]

@@thegadness he's right.

[@guyami8892]

If Charlie shaved his beard and cut his hair real short and made no mention of it, nobody would know who he is.

[@mediocreandworse59]

"Hmm, that short man wielding a fleshlight flail looks familiar but the length of his hair doesn't"

[@mega_bird700]

A new Fleshlight knight has entered the arena.

[@ghopz]

They would think that Charlie from the past time traveled to the future

[@Phearsum]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the cops actually had Dunkin Donuts in the interview room? 3:47

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

💀💀💀

[@Doki1880]

The fuel to fly the chopper cost more than whatever that guy was even stealing. Well I'm sure the cops had fun at least.

[@wizzaxxai6478]

"when the US have unlimited budget"

[@seradabdi2444]

Jake Owens proof that GTA is based on reality

When you're accidently bumb on NPCs

[@userequaltoNull]

Probably used for patrols, rather than being sent out for specific crimes. Might even be a news chopper or something.

[@Isthislife2135]

He did assault someone but that's inconvenient to everyone in the comments.

[@thegodmythic2320]

I’m not first I’m not last But most importantly nobody asked Edit:This comment has aged better than I thought and the reply section is a blessing

[@ItchyToe-]

Amen

[@somerguy3527]

Amen

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

Amen

[@coopdogg8342]

Amen

[@WhoCares-dl8zr]

Amen

[@battafyuwi6760]

"You can't shoplift here" "Yeah, why not?" The answer put me into moral dilemma for awhile there lol

[@ClockWorksb]

"this is like sly cooper 2" you have no idea how full my heart felt after hearing that

[@dc7943]

I salute you my man lmaooo I’ve finally found something I actually enjoy watching, just because your sense of humor is similar to mine and your content has me hella cracking up 😂

[@oasis9665]

I always go to Charlie’s channel when I eat to see if he uploaded and he has one everytime

[@EthGemsnStuff]

these martial artists look like they are still in a tutorial spamming the button to kick lol btw i draw stupid charicatures of famous people if anyone is interested

[@jackcraven8345]

ArtWithDatDude Official yea they’re spammers

[@fsdhuy]

that is how you get more points in championships

[@jon...5324]

They aren't martial artists...

[@EthGemsnStuff]

Fsdhuy The Superiour so they are spammers

[@BONERBOY]

Can you draw Carson crying

[@dalenpotato6617]

“PLEASE HELP ME!” “Nah, you’re goin to jail”

[@RM-qn3ro]

"She hid some cheese in her fat rolls" "NO! Those are mine!"

[@janohrca8875]

Gross

[@googas1]

"Don't use your legs, use your size advantage" - Charlie 2020

[@c_beau]

"Subject gets naked as meat falls down his pants" *Doesn't that happen every time?*

[@JameswiththeClay]

2:02 Time Stamp. Charlie's laugh and him saying "Remember your training. That is not the way of the force." got me laughing so much 😂😂😂

[@mderveni9144]

The girl who shoplifted after replying with : "Why not?- My IQ is dum high. I have a IQ level of 189

[@wahidpawana424]

Nux would be proud

[@mderveni9144]

@@wahidpawana424 Gotta spread the meme

[@cherrypankek]

Yup i agree with her iq level, but youve got something wrong. Its not 189 its 1+8-9

[@wahidpawana424]

@@cherrypankek or perhaps its 1ate9

[@ridstock9663]

I would literally watch long form videos of cr1tikal commentating stuff like this all day, please make that happen.

[@huismands]

5:10 "Please help me" "No you're going to jail" Top ten anime betrayals

[@shanethrelfall416]

I once bumped into a criminal that was still using a Filofax, he was involved in very organised crime

[@justeh5424]

She really just say "why not" i want her confidence 😳💅

[@genesisalexandria7506]

You call that confidence?

[@justeh5424]

@@genesisalexandria7506 any person with common sense would know the answer to that

[@neonleonn]

Charlie’s content is really pushing me through quarantine ✨

[@PANZERFAUST90]

No one's doing that anymore. It's all about burning everything and spreading COVID-19.

[@subscriberswithnovideosc-mk3up]

imagine being in quarantine

[@Raymo2u]

@@PANZERFAUST90 Covid is all about shutting down small business and having them go bankrupt, destroying the middle and lower class and having them require a government check to thrive...A greater step towards communism for the USA. Doesn't anyone see that? Universal Basic Income, Government taking over business nationwide, more restrictive legislation of individual rights, and now in multiple states they are going door to door to drag out any New Yorkers taking refuge. Government is what caused this "shutdown", and they are going to push it as long as they can to bankrupt the smaller companies/businesses that are shutdown and force people in debt for life (more so than they are already). The only businesses that will remain open or survive are ones that are already owned or cooperate with government. Businesses will end up needing to take the government hand out or close shop, this "stimulus package" will be the first step to normalizing a UBI check for the masses, so later UBI can be rolled out in force. We are literally watching socialism being implemented on a nationwide scale and people are accepting it willingly thanks to fear and propaganda of a virus. The numbers aren't matching the hype, they continue (the media) to use footage of foreign countries propped up as US hospitals to strike fear in Americans. There is a movement happening right now where people are investigating these "overwhelmed hospitals" in the worst zones and finding them to be fairly empty, search #emptyhospitals on twitter/FB, and search those words youtube. kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ29lK1_qtxjmbs 1) COVID-19 Infections (Infections due to SARS-CoV-2) a) Code only confirmed cases Code only a confirmed diagnosis of the 2019 novel coronavirus disease (COVID-19) as documented by the provider, documentation of a positive COVID-19 test result, or a presumptive positive COVID-19 test result. For a confirmed diagnosis, assign code U07.1, COVID-19. This is an exception to the hospital inpatient guideline Section II, H.In this context, “confirmation” *does not require documentation of the type of test performed* ; " Presumptive positive COVID-19 test results should be coded as confirmed ." www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/icd/COVID-19-guidelines-final.pdf Anthony Fauci says CV-19 similar to Flu: www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2002387 Hospitals incentivized to make money off CV Patients: revcycleintelligence.com/news/hospital-reimbursement-for-uninsured-covid-19-cases-may-total-42b Money made on tests: revcycleintelligence.com/news/cms-releases-medicare-reimbursement-details-for-covid-19-tests 1. False Death Statistics. Look at the overall global death rates up to now last year compared to this year - no major difference. In fact, the deaths from other diseases are going down. It seems people are only extra sick with the FEAR "virus" rapidly spread by the mainstream media. Don't take it from me. “The way in which we code deaths in our country is very generous in the sense that all the people who die in hospitals WITH the coronavirus are deemed to be dying OF the coronavirus. On re-evaluation by the National Institute of Health, only 12% of death certificates have shown a direct causality from #coronavirus, while 88% of patients who have died have at least one pre-morbidity - many had two or three.” - Professor Walter Ricciardi, scientific adviser to Italy’s minister of health www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/ AND "Based on how death certificates are being filled out you can be certain the number [of Covid19 deaths] is substantially lower than what were being told. Based on innactrate, incomplete data people are being terrorised by fear mongers into relinquishing cherished freedoms". - Dr. Annie Bukacek 2. False Death Reports. With a lie this big the deceivers are bound to blunder. Many of the deaths being attributed to CV are LIES and have thankfully been exposed on social media. Loved one's have been calling out the "news" for it everywhere. One man was reported dead by CV who's still alive and kicking in Florida. A baby with organ failure. An elderly woman with Alzheimers. The 21 yr. old lady who died of a heart attack. The aging comedian Eddie Large who suffered from heart disease. So on and so on. 3. False Media Footage. One shot of body bags lined up in a supposed US hospital is the exact same shot in an Amazon film called "Unlocked" about a heroic CIA agent trying to stop... an impending bio-attack. Don't forget the Italy-New York hospital mixup the media had to apologize for "fudging" only AFTER being called out by "inquisitive social media users". And we mustn't exclude the nurse crying on social media highlighted by CBS. This woman wept for her colleagues who were forced to wear masks, only to find out that this wasn't true and she'd recently posted about having anxiety and bipolar depression, and not working for over a year. Alas, salute to the self righteous nurses and docs in New York City celebrating themselves in the midst of this "war", while huddled together hugging and kissing without masks. 4. Where's the Pandemic? Our hospitals and their emergency rooms are basically EMPTY in the US and abroad and this has been filmed. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGm7mGqbjKilhK8 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKHGXn2voJ6ofJY 5. The PCR Test. The test used to "prove" people positive for CV19 and not only does it not tell you how much of the virus you have (important when determining illnesses), it does NOT isolate the virus itself, but merely looks for dna markers of ANY CV, of which most of us have in the winter months bc coronaviruses are... the COMMON COLD. This is how the positive CV19 stats are hyped up and the death stats are so easily faked. And thus, it's completely normal to have a CV and yet people are absolutely freaking the fuck out over it! 6. The American Medical Mafia. I mean industry. Anyway. They cause 570k+ deaths a yr. in America alone b/w errors and drugs. Seriously, look it up. Where is the outrage, distancing and fear from their hospitals, clinics and institutions? Well, the media didn't create it.

[@christopherwager312]

@@Raymo2u this is youtube comment section. no one is going to read your copy paste

[@lildaiki7629]

5:09 that's where you get the quest "a chance arrangement" it gives you a lot of negative karma and you have a wanted level. But you get some quest rewards and you get Tristan as a follower. He's no good in a fight but he can train you in vegan and yoga for free.

[@toasteracid850]

When he said Sly Cooper 2, nostalgia hit me in the face harder than puffy jumping on the bed.