Learn Attack: Can Volcanoes Teach Us Anything About Volcanoes?

[@BatmanBurns1008]

I love how every video involves God in some way

[@DrSpikeSpiegel]

God is complex and unknowable. Just like his elaborate system of tunnels under the Earth's surface.

[@Incred_Canemian]

Of course, how are we suppose to science without God?

[@RebeccaJudes]

BatmanBurns1008 this is a church channel retelling stories from the Bible for a younger generation that doesn't go to church because they were outlawed by President Trump in 2017

[@unmeatable804]

and birds

[@kylem1112]

clearly a bunch of non scientologists.... you guys will never understand stuff

[@SteveRamsey]

Best science show on KZbin. Heading over to Facebook now to share what I've learned!

[@Megapixel8063]

Watch Cracked’s “Marvels of the Science”

[@samuelforesta]

But the guy in the video is just you.

[@falseslimshady909]

wait are you the son of that really mean tv chef?

[@mcboomsauce7922]

fancy seeing you here! love your channel!

[@nobot6177]

He needs to do a video about how we are running out of gravity

[@kritzberg2911]

Thanks to Learn Attack I dropped out of school. Now I own my own copy of the first season of Family Guy on DVD!

[@mark9294]

Kritzberg Words cannot express how much I love this comment

[@joenoodle6914]

I'm so happy for you!

[@jeffreycanfield1939]

That is quite the stretch, volcanoes may have relationships with volcanoes, but Volcanic Jacob intended for them to be very different.

[@apinkrat7135]

but do volcanoes exist?

[@jakobmccormick1783]

By far the funniest series I've ever seen on KZbin. This channel deserves so many more subscribers.

[@danterowland7293]

Completely agree

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Isn't learning wonderful and funny?

[@SimplyMasonZero]

I'd like to think what life would be like in Onion/Clickhole's universe.

[@thefrub]

Maybe the Onion's universe is the real one and this is the crazy one

[@punkyagogo]

@@thefrub Clickhole belongs to the Onion lol

[@gnomsrepnay]

@@punkyagogo I think they meant the universe we're in

[@penjamin1479]

@@thefrub to the Joker, the Onion's universe is the normal one.

[@kaleidojess]

I'm getting the idea that this guy doesn't know anything about volcanos. Everyone knows they don't exist.

[@luna010]

He actually knows they don’t exist but he’s paid by the government to lie about volcanoes

[@kawaiidere1023]

What’s a volcano?

[@yaswanthbadugu4493]

@@kawaiidere1023 earth's acne i presume

[@tristanking3592]

"A female volcano is called a Jeep Grand Cherokee"

[@sanitytheorist8221]

Texas's new curriculum is looking great!

[@crio2231]

Jupiter: I love all my kids! Mars, Diana, Juno.....*looks at smudged handwriting* Volcanic Jacob

[@morganmack1686]

"According to the Bible, the earth core is comprised of an elaborate series of tunnels that God has dug---much like. Our Lord spends most of the time lost in these fetted subterranean passages crawling around on his stomach like an idiot." This is the greatest thing I've ever heard!

[@calebhu6383]

*Fetid

[@johnr797]

*a gopher

[@Whyolent]

Stop the animated intro is way too spot on. Like if i didn't see the rest of the episode i would think that intro was completely legit

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

Jane Goodall is still alive... She came to my college to give a talk this year. Other than that this video seems pretty legit.

[@ThatGuyBradley]

This is amazing. The production quality is what makes it.

[@jacobwilson7754]

"Jacob" is a name that you never really hear or see much, which is especially sad since it basically means "sneaky liar dingbat guy." So to hear the Great Volcanic Jacob mentioned in an educational format such as this is truly refreshing - almost half as much as consuming the souls of my enemies spread throughout a salami sandwich smoothie.

[@zoewells3160]

The Jane Goodall quote is one of the funniest jokes on this channel.

[@grace7180]

"Late", great Jane Goodall ;D

[@christianpetersen163]

Erhm, yes, it's _her royal highness_ the Late Great Jane Goodall please, whom would be rolling around in her grave. ;D (rude)

[@buddyltd]

More people need to learn this stuff.

[@Flargenyargen]

I really hope these keep going. I've learned so much.

[@kishrialpha6703]

A great series Clickhole, keep up the good work.

[@grapefru]

wow, this makes me think about volcanoes!

[@clarkpelkey9248]

The Big Bang

[@markpabst8468]

I love David. These videos are great and always make me eager to hijack the cockpit of information.

[@Atreyuobsidian]

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

I like these, but I don't find them anywhere as good as Witnessing History. I want to witness more history.

[@Paul-A01]

Move over Sci-Show, this is the best quirky science video augmented with snappy animations

[@fahr]

volcanic jacob fucking murdered me

[@dusk1594]

It's been so long since I saw his video and they still fuel my soul XD

[@sean..L]

Lava is actually made of superheated sewage water that has trickled through the cracks in earth's crust.

[@TokayGekko]

Why hasn't this channel started to grow for real yet? Funnier and as well produced as comparable channels.

[@tootruesheep872]

the lighting on his forehead is pissing me off

[@siyacer]

He's wearing a wig

[@dusk1594]

these videos keep me smiling lol

[@skumpkin5191]

"A female valcano is called a Jeep Grand Cherokee" damn lmao was this a roast?

[@taliakellegg5978]

So that's why Ash is such a good fertilizer

[@Jaejin7]

Already lost it with the _"Volcanic Jacob"_ I am ashamed.

[@something.icantrememberany1365]

Please make more of these

[@tokool4u226]

I really hope this helps me pass my geo final

[@TheSuperCommentGuy]

Lost it at the God tunnels part.

[@robothunter1035]

I had no idea Indonesia had so many slam poets.

[@forrestbrennan9410]

MAKE MORE OF THESE

[@shawtism]

When purchasing molten rock, is it worth it to go for lava even though its pricier?

[@Tackington]

This is going to Be so bad for my brain.

[@pongseythepongsey7213]

The people of Pompeii didn't have a word for Volcano

[@BrookeIsAnEditor]

Wasn't this on Andy Dwyer's show?

[@leightonpetty4817]

It's a small detail, but he mentions "the late, great, Jane Goodall" Someone who, nearly a decade later, is still alive

[@masterman1001]

If he's been David... who's he now?

[@birdlegscass]

Finally

[@TheAmyrlinSeat]

For a moment, I genuinely couldn't tell if this was just satire or a cult indoctrination video.

[@sorenmine7765]

help! i have been attacked!

[@Lomhow]

I feel attacked

[@Door_Into_Summer]

I wish the volcanoes would eat more geese! They keep messing up my lawn!

[@falseslimshady909]

How I sound to my teachers in all my essays

[@awgwolfgang9612]

That bird sucking thing would be so cool if it was real

[@paulb8030]

RIP Jane Goodall

[@Dorgannn]

a little over the top but still well done

[@FluteWarped]

180 mg/dl sugar levels is actually a bit higher than the desired range

[@Fluxquark]

The biggest volcano on earth is on the north pole. It's so big because it eats polar bears instead of birds! #factattack

[@poorfessionalmemer3385]

Nobody makes content this funny and original but still no growth :(.

[@madscientistshusta]

_volcanic jacob_

[@chriskramer1323]

I’m still not convinced about the existence of Vulcanoes

[@allenrussell1947]

I prayed about it and s voice told me "he's not going to heaven, cucumbers have wicked souls" I don't know what that means but bacon.

[@Hanarchy23]

So the earth is diabetic

[@StraveTube]

I hate this so much please make more I can't stop laughing

[@mrdillongoyette]

"Volcanic Jacob"

[@raisinbrahms5872]

I am a descendant of Volcanic Jacob

[@one_grain_o_sand]

This is not at all true. Volcanoes do exist, they are only found in Hawaii and New Jersey though.

[@maddylanda1025]

Anyone else see his face noticeably oranger starting about an inch and a half down from his forehead? Am I alone in seeing this or could this be a collective fever dream??

[@sherrysyed]

Omf the gods name lollll

[@FastLifeInc]

thought it was Jim Haggerty ):

[@megabigdump]

My teachers were WAY off

[@Chillmaster04]

Magma is a discounted, generic version of lava. Was there a sale on M's and G's at Wal Mart? Maybe they got a 2 for 1 deal on the M? Some help me here. You can't pay for four letters and get five.

[@breeeegs]

This is Fox News best segment

[@13dumdiddy]

This is hilarious

[@DoctorCyan]

This is m-Seq branded humor

[@McHooddieess]

Sup blair

[@avaneeshthoudoju3611]

what the heck did I just watch

[@catness1809]

Why is the skin on the very top of his forehead so much lighter than the rest of his face?

[@CHNOPS1000]

*insert smart and clever joke*

[@yourstruly7511]

Somehow he looks like tiesto...

[@mansertwo]

do one thats completely factual except for one thing

[@Fluxquark]

Yeah, it's kinda boring how a 100% of the things he says are true now.

[@AlexH-qr2dq]

??? The episodes were all made at the same time. Plus, no not 100% of the things he says are true. The videos are the same.

[@Semiotichazey]

I'm pretty sure that an AI made this.

[@crunch1757]

Praise volcanic jacob

[@Maski500]

Wait is this guy wearing someone else’s face? There’s a line on his forehead that makes it look like he’s wearing a mask.

[@benderbendingrodriguez6280]

Anyone else starting to find these kind of creepy

[@jontology3173]

i don't think thats how valcones work.

[@ChickenManiac]

I dont think thats how you spell volacanonees.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa420]

Jontology it isn’t. He might discuss valvones in the next episode but this one is about volcanoes.

[@SunandGold]

Earth’s Worst Mountains

[@XepherXV]

180mg/dl is actually pretty high, healthy is 90-130 the earth might be on the cusp of diabetes

[@KRABPXL]

Vote volcanic Jacob for class president 2020

[@thestonedabbot9551]

Wtf is a volcano?

[@stephonethejerk1944]

And lastly, what about God?

[@markchinguz4401]

2nd (I lied)

[@mojavehippie]

frank jonker But you didn't lie, unless the lie was that you lied, but if that was true than you be telling the truth, so you wouldn't be lying, thus making the claim that you lied, a lie again.

[@michaelhaas5607]

I feel like it's gradually become more and more religious satire

[@kellieschwabe5970]

Lmao!!!

[@bogglemeister4204]

War criminals and trapeze artists arent human

[@jasper89136]

Correction: the only actual use for a volcano is as a wig for very gray amish women.

[@venomsnakesupremacy]

there is a tornado right now

[@ethErcat-n3i]

why does it look like hes wearing a mask with a slightly different skin colour

[@Anonymous42316]

This video is disrespectful to God.

[@RoryRose_]

lol

[@StrifeRixa]

which one?

[@jackluke6209]

God do be crawling around like an idiot. That part was accurate.