Learn the Cockney accent with Jason Statham

*Ok... We couldn't afford Jason Statham, so we got what we could afford!
Learn aspects of the Cockney accent and even take a little test at the end!
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[@Eternal_Flux]

My coffee turned into tea while watching this

[@tuttifruttiM7]

blackshadow808 my rice turned to bread when I watched this

[@moonboy8552]

+Andre wish that would happen to me...

[@matthewclifford7217]

Made my day. Thanks, lmfao.

[@willlexie]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@dementos7806]

My plate of cookies turned into a scones as I was eating it.

[@etrijuni]

This is what I do in my head when talking to a Londoner: 1. Translate into English. 2. Translate into my own language.

[@aldam1002]

Nyasar pak

[@delnosiro9607]

You are not alone

[@asseltoleubay8908]

Eko Trijuni sooo true

[@user-ke4oz9rz8x]

@@delnosiro9607 You ain't lone mate*

[@ivancandra408]

Indeed lmao

[@dante3z]

Gosh, I can watch this forever 😂

[@buzzkill808raven2]

I'm born in central Canada but grew up watching a lot of British comedies so most UK accents, especially this one, come easily to me, and I can understand really thick Irish and Scottish accents for the most part also, even when they talk at regular speed :-) Thanks Faulty Towers, Monty Python, Black Adder, Young Ones and on and on

[@wrath231]

Same. Ontario born, watched loads of British telly, no problem with understanding the accents.

[@victorian-dad]

Try Geordie mate and good luck!

[@drawnathan]

I love cockney accents because everyone sounds so frustrated all the time lol

[@edicionRR]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@muxamoose1012]

The nicer they are the meaner they sound

[@douglasmarinho3653]

I think they sound angry all the time haha

[@kacema7048]

And angry. LOL

[@kacema7048]

@@douglasmarinho3653 It's a prerequisite :)

[@envycrusader8063]

one thing that i've learnt about the UK is that accents change every 20 min if you move from south to north

[@PS-ru2ov]

well the UK is not Just England But Wales Scotland and Northern Ireland so theres different accents there

[@CM-os7ie]

@@PS-ru2ov it's more like a gradient, Northern English and Southern Scottish accents do sound much more similar than London and Glasgow.

[@samyeharshel]

Come to India, even language changes

[@SirMikeSelf]

@@samyeharshel come to Slovakia, we have merely 5 million inhabitants in an area not larger than the London or Delhi metropolitan area, yet our language, Slovak, has dialects changing from town to town so that you can exactly tell where a person comes from after they talk to you for one minute :-D

[@pogbacr3748]

@@SirMikeSelf the same happens here in Italy 🙋‍♂️

[@evasanchezsaez8685]

I love this accent. Hahaha. I'm Spanish, so imagine how difficult it could be for me... I've got the C1 English certificate. I understand quite a lot. I think it's funny because they speak like if they eat half of the words... 😂❤ And they sound like tough guys...hahaha Thanks for the video! It's great!

[@ColburnClassroom]

congrats on your C1 certificate

[@eprep9745]

Congrats !

[@evasanchezsaez8685]

@@ColburnClassroom Thanks! You're so kind! Do you speak Cockney?

[@evasanchezsaez8685]

@@eprep9745 Thank you so much! It's very nice from you! Do you speak Cockney?

[@eprep9745]

@@evasanchezsaez8685 no problem! And no I don’t mate, I’m from the city Birmingham which is the West Midlands so I speak with a brummie accent but it is kind of similar! But I’ve always wanted to learn Spanish though 😍😍 such a beautiful language

[@gaelworld]

As a french, i found it very interesting. Thats exactly that kind of accent i try to catch watching UK series or films. That reminds me when i used to work with lots of english mates ages ago. Cheers ma'e.

[@sos911110]

For some reason, I felt physically more powerful by the end of this video.

[@WhiteCranK]

Hahahahaha omg me too x))

[@rooseveltdumornay4954]

@@WhiteCranK Yes me too. It's like, all of a sudden, I have this edge. And, I don't smoke, but now I suddenly feel like I need to smoke a cigarette, at some back alley in London somewhere 😀

[@Tadeuhfs]

Makes me wanna go to a pub and fight some britishmen and then have a pint with them

[@Maartun]

I grew a beard watching this video.

[@Love_Honor89]

Love it😉😂

[@Ohalexsimmons]

Gotta love how his facial expression changes when he's going cockney.

[@audrey622]

Gangsta accent

[@themidcentrist]

I live in Florida, USA and have a co-worker with a cockney accent. She told me that a lot of people here somehow mistake it for an Australian accent. I have to admit hearing a cockney accent in person is an odd experience for me. It's a pretty 'extreme' accent to my American ears and you only hear it in television and movies over here, making it seem almost fictional.

[@papateachme]

I imagine it’s the same experience as us hearing that deeeeeep southern American accent

[@victorian-dad]

I went to America with my brother a few years ago and literally everyone asked me what part of Australia I was from! It got on my wick after awhile! I was born in Whitechapel, London! Well within the sound of the bells. I am a Cockney!

[@themidcentrist]

@@victorian-dad LOL apparently I'm the only American who knows about the sound of the bells thing. I guess there aren't many people watching BBC America over here. The hilarious part is Cockney and Australian are about as far apart as you can get when it comes to English dialects. We Americans are a friendly and curious lot when it comes to people visiting from far away and mysterious places, and I hope you enjoyed your visit from the down under...😁😁

[@drahcir6590]

When I met my first American (from Georgia but worked in florida) He asked me what part of Australia I was from. I replied " Essex mate"! I did a bemused look. even more when I told him that was in England. I don't think he believed me. lol

[@danceitout8193]

Woooow! You're so brilliant! I practically got everything right thanks to your very clear lesson! I am French but I learned English as a child and I always loved the cockney accent but to pass my teaching exams I had to get rid of the cockey and adopt what university calls the BBC accent! Thanks to your wicked video i can practice cockney and sound like a real Londoner, cheers mate!

[@latarbelakang6688]

and how do they say "i hate you" in cockney? "I ate you"

[@minhtrinh3646]

I ate you, mate

[@trevorjames7490]

I know you, BACKGROUND

[@latarbelakang6688]

@@trevorjames7490 coegg

[@estrangedlunaticsuraj8967]

I aait ya

[@inaylu.a]

same expression cause he hate he ate

[@ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

How do you laugh? a a a a a?

[@lethall6609]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vanillacherub6847]

That had me dead😂😂😂😂

[@morethanyell]

Hahahahaha

[@mikoblue3175]

a a a a a a a aa a😂😂😂😂

[@wahibatira5054]

U made my day lmfao😂😂😂

[@udayfotedar3085]

This just went to another level when I mixed this with my Indian Accent

[@misscogito9865]

Oh, I’m dying to hear an Indian attempt at cockney 😂

[@alexandraq.3010]

so helpful! Learning this accent for auditions, so thank you!

[@Enthucia]

challenge: Try to speak cockney without making that face ahahaha

[@relaxingbelief773]

agree LOL

[@nigefal]

Or about to hit someone....

[@EduardoBarros13]

LMAO

[@Miblive]

I don't think they can. I spoke with some English fans during the World Cup in Brazil. Three of them were from East London (WHU fans) and they all talked like that. But the ones from Liverpool (Scouse) and Newcastle (Geordie) , holy shit mate. I don't know what that shit was, but it wasn't English.

[@Hellwyck]

It's called Northern English and it's more English than some OI OI SAVALOY WANKAHHHHH shit.

[@blckspce7683]

Every single person who speaks cockney do this face it's a common tradition

[@tatianaollie4552]

BLΔCK SPΔCE face language

[@syrussyrus4921]

lmfao...a a a a a...

[@saralampret9694]

Why?

[@nurulabsar1678]

Not really he's doing it cause he's trynna be like Jason Statham. Ok don't have to make a face like that lol

[@lightningandodinify]

I love it xD

[@TheVocalButcher]

This vid is helping me IMMENSELY with an audition I'm doing. Thanks a bunch!

[@rocou945]

well as a french canadian i really love this accent! it gets rids of all the difficult sound we suck at and hate, especially the 'th'. this is really the accent we should learn in school here instead of the canadian/american 😂 it makes it so much easier and it fits with the kinda lowerclass reputation our french already has anways. Quebecois and Cockney are like bruvah 🤣 i'll practice more it and make this my official new english accent from now on. cockney forever!

[@victorian-dad]

Good on you my son!

[@fastica]

I love how he makes a "bad guy" face every time he speaks Cockney.

[@davew4998]

yes, that's spot on too. Many cockney men, and women too, like to act tough and pull faces when they speak, especially when they say something like, "you're 'avin a laugh ain'tcha? ain't no one gunner pawl the wall ova my eyes"

[@TheGiuppy96]

ahaha true!

[@Sadduur]

yea lol xD

[@Sonybacker]

I wonder why word geezer was not used?

[@user-tq9ud2ob9e]

Federico Astica how to speak like a true Londoner episode 3 Dress up a nice suit and speak like a bad guy

[@OriginalSparkstar]

"get rid of da H sound" Me: Ah like Spanish

[@cruel_sun]

Ola 😂

[@MLGRDR]

Reloj???

[@happyman8938]

Haahhaah me pongo de acuerdo😂😂

[@OriginalSparkstar]

@@happyman8938 good now say it in cockney

[@belis35]

And French !

[@KaeMcSpadden]

These are fun to watch and help me with practicing accents.

[@pauldaviesvoiceover]

"I ain't got none mate!" Just brilliant, fantastic characterisation and so helpful.

[@liamregan4975]

Me: Can I get Jason Statham? Mom: we have Jason Statham at home The Jason Statham at home:

[@liamregan4975]

Annini hell nah no homo my g

[@rubinraj3365]

WWE's Cesaro is more similar to Jason statham.

[@lukian0816]

Wait, it's not Jason Statham?

[@wisdomgreenleaf6382]

@@lukian0816 lol they're just playing it is him

[@irenecamargomacedo6626]

NO! ENOUGH WITH THE AT HOME JOKES! RRRRRRGH, THAT'S SO IRRITATING!

[@louisnavah]

I swear to God, this is the funniest and more educating video I've ever seen, mate.

[@AR-jq6jv]

Ma'e

[@stephanestephane4291]

@@AR-jq6jv LMAO

[@abdeenaryee9842]

You know it, I just love this accent its funny and interesting👌😅

[@svan4748]

bruv*

[@S5Dic09]

haven't seen much then

[@joelmasamba6762]

Thanks a lot about your great lesson my amazing teacher keep up the good work!!! I do appreciate it a lot

[@marymdp]

Hello Aly!!! How are you doing? I know the differences about American and British pronunciation but I didn't know some of London accents you mentioned!!! I loved your interpretation or your performance!!! You're awesome!!! I'm going to share the video in a group on Facebook that I think you know it. Greetings from Argentina. 👏👏👏👏👏😀🤗🇦🇷

[@felipeconstancio7445]

so to have that accent you have to speak with anger!

[@NoOnesIdea]

Like Barry the Baptist!

[@blueberryfuzz406]

passion!

[@isaacwang3900]

how about german instead?

[@eraalam2472]

Howard Vickinburg its cockney, my friend.... shouldn't it be cocky, eh?

[@AnaMaria-im1un]

Isaac Wang It's true, but when they sing lieder all change

[@VERGIL303]

I started to read every comment in cockney accent

[@sariraevipergraphixxs7950]

SAME outloud

[@t-dabbingt-dabber2298]

saaaaaaame bruv

[@r2reyes897]

Oh my ghad. Same here

[@martinapoznjak5711]

Sameee 😂

[@iwakuralain1459]

Bruh me too

[@ryanstephen7806]

Absolutely nailed it mate! Felt like watching Lord Sugar on the apprentice

[@joaofernandodasilva681]

Love this guy! Your teaching way's only!

[@sunnyjim1355]

I've heard the 'theory' that the Australian accent is just Cockneys speaking while squinting in bright sunlight. It's certainly plausible, and not just linguistically. XD

[@paulamartinez6061]

I live in Australia and can confirm, they’re quite similar

[@Verdeniza]

@@paulamartinez6061 its because the ancestors of current australians were cockney prisoners from london that were sent there as punishment!

[@DrMcFlurry]

Cockney sounds like someone who had a hard time getting to work on a cold morning whereas Australian is someone who spent all day working in direct sunlight and has had their brain cooked, only for it to be rehydrated by some shitty lager and a pack of darts.

[@babatunde8903]

@@paulamartinez6061 they are similar it's wierd

[@makennama150]

@@Verdeniza thank you for this fun piece of history

[@fogwater]

Basically: get rid of all those pesky letters. "Bottle of water"? Na. "Bowwoa"

[@nschepis]

lmao underrated comment.

[@goyonman9655]

i laughed so much

[@c21_28]

That’s legit how I say it

[@butteredarmy9129]

🤣🤣

[@mikeburke3576]

no not quite

[@Flashpoh]

i love this accent in british movies( Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, football factory, Grimsby etc)

[@chuyentruong1124]

I'm a Vietnamese who tried to learn English through American teacher, and now the Cockney. My future interviewer would be surprised

[@dewifrancis1299]

...Actually we couldn't afford Jason Statham, so we got a cheap replacement. 😂😂😂

[@noobfromhell563]

i dont think statham could explain it like this guy, he just reads it from the paper till they say he got it right

[@winstonsallet9541]

The China made version

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

@@winstonsallet9541 you have no idea how it would sound like if this vid was made in China

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

@Josip tell Winston about it

[@Luka1180]

Rubbish. That IS Statham!

[@benjerry6442]

This is hilariously brill. As a Northern Irishman, I lived in London for 27 years and from day one I imitated the cockney accent for a laff, to be heard, to join in and in the end no one would believe me when I spoke in my usual northern Irish brogue. I fooled the fecking lot of them, makes me chortle even now 7 years after leaving.

[@ArcaneMage54k]

I read your whole comment with an Irish accent in my head.

[@Hellwyck]

That's the Republic.

[@Hellwyck]

David Edwards *I'm aware there's a difference - I was simply taking the piss.* You seemed out and out ignorant "It's all irish to me!!"

[@Hellwyck]

David Edwards I understand you were mimicking the Republic, that's why I told you that in my OP. I said it came off as ignorant how you didn't know then attacked me.

[@Hellwyck]

David Edwards Dramatic? An "attack" can be a slight against someone's name or a full of barrage of abuse - It's just something negative against someone else. You must be one of those kids who thinks words have one meaning.

[@user-gw7pe5hp4y]

👍👏 fantastic and amazing. Thank you for this lesson.

[@jadeinda]

This is a great example of the accent. I’m a cockney and have always lived in E London. Although people generally do not sound like that anymore unless they put it on and often make it a big part of their personality. My grandparents talk like that naturally and so do a lot of older cockneys. Younger people not so much. 😢

[@hugofernunez]

That accent sounds quite agressive man

[@maraberghmans]

Have you ever heard German man?

[@Zaory6734]

Germanic roots

[@SHOVEIT]

Weird, I actually read that sentence in the Cockney accent

[@timgotz9376]

@@maraberghmans do your really think german sounds aggressive

[@noobfromhell563]

jetzt gibts stress

[@Some_Doggo]

This accent makes me feel powerful every time I hear it.

[@eloisaperpetuoguimaraesdem9804]

Man, you're an artist! Great video! Cheers from Brazil.

[@prosql]

Good breakdowns. It would be helpful if the "answers" to the test had the written breakdowns you used when explaining things. They go by pretty quick and aren't repeated (without us pressing rewind), and that written breakdown would connect it back in a very powerful way.

[@miguli]

It's not "Can I haver a lighter?" It's "GIZ A LIGHT MATE, CHEERS PAL AV A GUD UN!!!"

[@miguli]

Ignore the typo and don't be a CANT! ;)

[@gamezpxc1149]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD gotcha bruv ya got me laf

[@funkadelic6061]

hahhhhaaaaa

[@mason7031]

Selma Ozgur it's AAAAAAAAA

[@AgnosticAtheist56]

Taylor swift can speak cockney

[@Wenerrix]

Me: Can I have a "Bo'le of wa'er" 2:27 Server: wtf...

[@vlad.luciano]

🤣

[@anilphilip7085]

😅

[@saultytaste433]

siri left the chat

[@shopnilahmed3252]

Some Brit people speak like that in America and waiter doesn’t understand them

[@Priapus_GodOfFertility]

Bowawawa?

[@MuradBeybalaev]

Perfect blend of humor and technicality.

[@phoebelovesmc]

Me being a cockney watching this video and realising how strong my accent really is 👁👄👁

[@mjh5437]

He's clearly not a real Cockney,so you can't be one either if you can't tell straight away.

[@georgebenett245]

Him: "Ill" Me, trying to repeat: "Eww" I think I did wrong.

[@Grace-vc9wk]

SAMEEEEEEEE HAHA

[@mimiPunk97]

it sounds like that tho 😂

[@cristinasikorska9681]

I am a teacher of English. Today I told my students - Did Ya 'ear the bew? - They fought I ad drunk somefing

[@casperdehlsen4358]

Cristina Sikorska Spells teacher wrong, hmmm

[@gpethst24]

So'deye.... Speshly ifide neva'erdit....

[@waffensachverstandcom5505]

Cristina Sikorska 😂 LOL

[@Replevideo]

Or somefink.

[@zbyszekm27]

English teacher.. not teacher of English

[@meriemm969]

Thank you, This is the best illustration of the cockney accent !

[@Air-zt7xt]

5:45 Lol

[@JRLNeal]

He forgot to say that before you even start talking cockney you need to have the aggressive mindset of ‘Wot you looking at?’ ‘d’ya want some.’ ‘Come on then if ya fink you’re ‘ard enuff’ . Notice how his eyes bulge when he speaks and the furtive looks left and right as if by habit to see who is around.

[@motioninmind6015]

You make it sound like the Brit equivalent of New York English.

[@isladurrant2015]

Nah, you can do the cheeky/chirpy/ducker/diver Cockney. Not everyone has two smoking barrels.

[@zarzamora9240]

hahahahaha 🤣

[@tdoge]

@Corvo Fox-Gray so basically the default aggressiveness of cockney is already high, and lower your volume only increases that? How fascinating

[@susanmarriott3684]

I’m cockney mate and I say all of these things it’s so accurate

[@moiedzzz9320]

I like English language Im from Iraq country Where r u from...?

[@gumb5597]

​@@moiedzzz9320 From Landan obviously.

[@meeksnumi8684]

@@moiedzzz9320 mate , stop trying to find someone from Europe or America .. because you guys just want the passport or to live in our countries.

[@RiveyDestroy2]

I've read this in cockney accent

[@Abdulfattahalsheikh]

@@meeksnumi8684 u hv to learn how to b more polite . And to respect others .

[@alexeyshereshkov2924]

I'm an English schoolteacher, doing a presentation about Cockney accent, and I'm totally enjoying this video, brilliant acting! Greetings from Moscow, Russia :)))

[@Kateyangyuqing]

A lot of similarities with the Australian accent, and we also share some of the slang too, like up the duff and missus. I guess it's because a lot of the first settlers - convicts - came from London. There used to be a lot of rhyming slang here too but these days many younger people won't understand an older person who uses rhyming slang. There is a much bigger American influence in the speech of younger people - eg. a lot of people under 25 will pronounce "r's" instead of the "schwa" sound. Saying "Better" as "beddr" instead of "bedda". On another note, my friend from China who came to Australia to study for a couple of years didn't know that the "l" in a word like "owl" or "little" was "supposed" to be pronounced at all - she thought it was just "ow" or "littuw" because that's how it's said by a lot of people. Incidentally I actually prounounce the "l" in words like that. My friend found it hard to understand lectures because she said a lot of people "merge the words together" (and in China people are generally taught from either an American or a British RP accent - in the same way that students of Chinese are taught from a standard Beijing accent but Mandarin accents and dialects vary quite significantly throughout the country - not including other Chinese "dialects" such as Cantonese or Wu, which I would actually classify as different languages to Mandarin even though people who speak those "dialects" write using the same Standard Chinese language) but she said she found it easier to understand me because I say "t's" and "s's" at the end of words but a lot of people apparently don't.

[@mollyrose4]

Why's he look so angry? And why does he sound like my dad? 😂😅

[@papateachme]

Plot twist: I AM your dad

[@mollyrose4]

My dad wishes he was that tall....

[@LolaBell-kx6os]

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN

[@thoughtfortheday7811]

The face is an essential part of Cockney. 😁😉

[@blank-jx1vu]

Cause your favah is a true landanah...

[@Lingvort]

Holy shit. Not only was it informative, but it was goddamn hilarious.

[@papateachme]

Thanks! :)

[@damianm1158]

Lingvort ilarious!

[@kierenbarrett7995]

Pretty good lesson to be fair, I work away In London 5/6 months out of the year so I’ve picked up the accent, mainly central London so it’s a bit hoity toity. I miss my Yorkshire accent but moving to north west England at a young age changed it. Geordie accent is pretty difficult but similar to certain pronunciations that southerners use. There’s at least 40 completely different accents in the uk, 10 miles down the road some could be speaking completely different, especially Birkenhead and Liverpool or Glasgow and Edinburgh, close but very different

[@MasambaKalaba-xo4oi]

Oh my goodness 😂😂 thanks a lot about teaching us this great and amazing lesson My amazing teacher keep up the good work i have been learning more from you

[@kurwa_chomik]

Man, i from Russia,but i I really want to learn English, especially Cockney. It sounds very brutal and I really like this. I really like films snatch, lock,stok and two smoking barrels, and others. your channel is very cool. Respect from Russia brover

[@sadata]

You should watch RocknRolla.

[@stayawayfromthewoke3412]

Watch legend it’s about the krays

[@danw1374]

@@stayawayfromthewoke3412 The original 1990 krays film is better.

[@irinaa8088]

it's going to be hard for us Russian speakers, since we love our consonants

[@alonsoquijano9555]

Brovah ;)

[@Luftangreifer]

Bottle of Water Boo o oowa (me)

[@matthewdas2708]

Hahahaha

[@manuelrota6268]

hahahahah : ))

[@dtpmakaveli5042]

Luftangreifer, fancy seeing u here fellow ex-rc player

[@nadyanoire]

LOL =))

[@aurothelarper]

Luftangreifer botowota

[@John09837]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels brought me here.. I just love this accent. English can be the most beautiful language with some accents, including the Cockney one ! Greetings from a Anglophile Frenchman. I can now start and practice my Cockney English 😃

[@CharlotteMaddela]

Loved your video! Any more sentence examples please

[@ssssssss244]

3:51 really caught me off guard.

[@hpotternut]

lol noffing

[@generalhighground5300]

I see what you mean, haha. 😂

[@malcolmandrews893]

🇳 🇺 🇫 🇫 🇮 🇳 🇬

[@Braveheartwriter]

It's nuffing

[@shrektheswampless6102]

his face is creepy

[@bluesfan582]

Excellent video. Everything this man says is genuine cockney pronunciation. It might take months to pick all this up by living in London. Well done. Top marks.

[@bluesfan582]

Nathaniel Hornblower OK, well, let's see your superior video then, and you can point out all the mistakes this one made.

[@bluesfan582]

Nathaniel Hornblower Actions speak louder than words...where's your attempt?

[@cyborgbadger1015]

You could pick it up much quicker by watching Lock Stock and Two Smoking barrels tbh (or Snatch)

[@williamharrison2528]

No top marks to anyone who thinks Michael Caine is a legend.

[@anamanzon8887]

I am sure it could take a few months to pick it up, but why the hell would you...

[@AQEELIRAQI]

U R the best 👍

[@ahmedoji9608]

This is one of the best thing a KZbin algorithm can give you

[@anthonykeel1058]

I remember when I used to talk like this! But living in the US for 13 years it has died off and comes out from time to time but usually after alcohol consumption.

[@giovannanovaes1750]

Are you from London?

[@anthonykeel1058]

@@giovannanovaes1750 yes I’am

[@mikeburke3576]

thats your problem for moving to the US then you dosey old plonker

[@Atomic_Haggis]

Does everyone call you "The limey bastard?"

[@damienwilliams6004]

Rubbish

[@fabianosileziodasilva6228]

"I'm gonna go and see a man about a horse" = "I'm gonna take a shit" For those who didn't get this very last sentence. You're welcome! haha ;)

[@johnbarker8504]

load uv crap

[@Seanc74]

It's pony and you're talking it.

[@Jamal_Tyrone]

In my experience they're off to do something dodgy like buy some drugs, or beat someone up if they're going to see a man about a horse.

[@Seanc74]

@@Jamal_Tyrone you're almost correct but the true saying is dog instead of horse.

[@whynottofollowme4312]

It's not haha its aaaa

[@jrhind1983]

One of the few vids that gets it right. Takes me back to the Bermondsey of me yoof!

[@MEKEdits]

it's same no different you and jason's speech :) really unbelievable

[@sebastian1200]

How to get fluent in cockney? 1. To drink a bo’le of vodka 2. To get a potato stuck in the throat 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great video! You’re a leg. 😄👍

[@Little_But_Fierce_NZ]

" ge' a pah-tay-ah stuck in va fro' " 😁

[@victorian-dad]

Be born within the sound of Bow Bells in the Protestant church in Cheapside!

[@fuscinula]

Now, it's time to watch Snatch again.

[@shapeshifter7676]

u like dags, mate?

[@actorsaccentcoach]

loved that movie

[@radioactivesocks7088]

Maître Renard ha my teen years. Well either way pretty soon all we will hear is Indian/Pakistani accent English

[@hakanpnar6048]

Lock stock and two smoking barrells

[@a12zN]

Cockney accent always fascinated me. That first time I heard it closely it tickles my soul somewhere and it fascinates me no end.

[@nofacebuddy9357]

Пожалуй лучшее видео из подобных! Пересматриваю раз в месяц💪🏻

[@ccyungin]

now teach us how to do the eyebrows lol

[@yoonnnlove]

lolll

[@SheepdogSmokey]

The Great Alan Rickman led that class, God rest his soul.

[@nativelikefluency1620]

Ceasar Clark lol

[@mariaangelakopoulou4596]

Thumbs up for this, great video. It's more than obvious you guys work hard to put these projects across, congrats to the team

[@papateachme]

Thanks Maria! You rock! ;)

[@ratlakmin]

+Maria Angelakopoulou minger ! shuu upp

[@Kanamakhattahdad]

very informative yet very hilarious, loved it😂😂

[@anthonycrumb5753]

A very good introduction to the English language as it should be spoken

[@Crazygamer154]

Basically, a British version of the Boston accent.

[@brooklynboiprod]

+Fake Ghost Also some New York in it too

[@daithiomara6254]

Cockney has been around longer than Boston has mate. Where do yiz think the Bostoners got their accents? mix of English and Irish. however, being from Ireland, when I go to Boston, no one there sounds Irish at all. Unless they're also from Ireland

[@Crazygamer154]

Dáithí Ó Mara Yes, thanks for correcting me.

[@65fhd4d6h5]

+Dáithí Ó Mara I beg to differ. The /r/ American sound is an Irish heritage.

[@jjrisia4963]

+Fake Ghost ooooh i love this actually, so true haha

[@wotsup9oo]

I'm Chilean. I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't. it's the best channel of English language I've seen. I use to correct American channels because theyre too ignorant. From this bald angry man I learnt new things.

[@papateachme]

+Ander Galeatxe this bald angry man thanks you for your kind words 🤘🤓

[@wotsup9oo]

Hahaha glad to read a reply of yours

[@CMV314]

American English channels aren't ignorant. American English is just different than British English.

[@netrunnxr]

Ander Galeatxe wena perro Qlo ajdjdjdjjd

[@alerojas2952]

CM V Americans are ignorant.

[@nympho25]

i like this... straight to the point tons of examples....

[@richardlepreux8489]

Brilliantly done!

[@davespellen1596]

Brov , I'm an ELT teacher and I abso'bloody'lutely loved your video and can identify a number of teaching methods embedded in this lesson. I teach cockney every now and then to my advanced students - they love it. They ask coz some of them can notice my cockney accent slipping out sometimes when I am more relaxed in class.

[@papateachme]

+David Spellen thanks buddy :)

[@stratostheologou1889]

Nice video mate :)

[@VinDcator]

Gee, I had it right as a six-year-old, and they sent me to speech correction! They should have moved me to London!

[@poetriv]

LOL 😆

[@markshaw270]

Sarcasm!! Sure you're not already a Londoner

[@DuchessDelphine]

The cockney accent is the first English accent I was exposed to and I still love it ❤. I also dated a Nigerian dude in college that had a cockney accent AND used the rhyming slang. I rarely knew what he was saying. He was cute tho 😂😂 This video is hilarious 😂.

[@klaus9688]

Bloody brilliant, mate!!!

[@djaud7]

You should really start an acting career ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ laughed the whole time. Love you!

[@Apo12345]

You teach us the reverse of what Prof. Higgins taught Eliza Doolittle

[@urvilshah4242]

Hhhhhhhhaaaa I was thinking the same tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Wouldn't it be laavelyy 😂😂😂

[@owelguitar]

So far the best lesson on Cockney accent!

[@thomasrobertson2225]

Good video! Thanks to the author for his good work! I'd like to recommend Yuri Ivantsiv's practice book Polyglot's Notes: Practical Tips for Learning a Foreign Language. This book has many useful methods for learning a foreign language, how to develop your memory, how to memorize words, learn grammar, quickly learn to speak, read and write. All recommend this excellent book! Good luck to everyone in learning a foreign language!

[@knugenavswarje734]

This video makes me exhausted.

[@andej1238]

+Knugen av Swärje Are there any native swedes left in Sweden?

[@knugenavswarje734]

andej A couple.

[@simonjrgensen6761]

+Knugen av Swärje Lol.

[@peterolsson3450]

+andej no

[@ghitaelfilali335]

+andej lol no

[@coolnamebro]

"We don't use the H's... Get rid of 'em" Pronounces the H in "hell" 30 seconds later.

[@analslave6799]

not at the beginning of a word

[@Soler8]

You just messed up the whole joke

[@cheekychapp7721]

I say ell tbf

[@meg-tan]

hell = ew

[@OEMM71]

Yes!!!! Anyway, he is really funny.

[@FoiMal123]

This is the best cockney vid on here by far. Forget everything else.

[@routedurhum1929]

Very instructive stuff ! Bravo from Alsace, France, where we also have some strong accent !

[@bohdanabudnyk4037]

Just for you to know: we were shown this video at the university lecture of sociolinguistics, and I personally, as a ESL teacher, give some of your videos to my students. feel the lvl)

[@papateachme]

Amazing! 🤟😁❤️

[@chrisfraser577]

It’s amazing how many of these are the same in Australian, we even have rhyming slang. For many years I thought Australian copied many things from cockney but it’s interesting if you look into the history of the Australian accent, many of the original convicts were poor cockneys. Over time the rhyming slang became unique to Australia, so it wasn’t copied it evolved from cockney. So to ‘take a look’ in original cockney was butchers hook, and down under it changed to captain cook. I think if Jason S or Michael Caine or Danny Dyer etc were to try the Australian accent they would probably nail it, and it’s not easy to do well

[@clarajays]

When I heard some actors talking cockney, I honestly thought it was australian XD

[@northernstarr]

Aussie's always make everything about themselves, in comment sections. Makes me cringe hard

[@southlondonlad9144]

The Australian accent is not that hard to do for some people

[@TheLatiosnlatias02]

@@southlondonlad9144 Is Australian similar to Cockney accent?

[@southlondonlad9144]

@@TheLatiosnlatias02 I dunno what do you think? Cockney was around long before the Australian accent

[@myfirstmma]

simply brilliant!

[@gyulazala2688]

Cockney accent (that was spoken by my first ever customer) almost made me quit my first job as a helpdesk agent as a non native English speaker. :D Nowadays I am fine with various accents: Scottish, Irish, even Australians, but still have hard times understanding cockney.