He Makes More Than Wall Street Bankers

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Coffeezilla

Coffeezilla

Күн бұрын

Reason #2087 the internet was a mistake.
Influencers Make More Than Wall Street Bankers
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This video is an opinion and in no way should be construed as statements of fact. Scams, bad business opportunities, and fake gurus are subjective terms that mean different things to different people. I think someone who promises $100K/month for an upfront fee of $2K is a scam. Others would call it a Napoleon Hill pitch.

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@Coffeezilla
@Coffeezilla 2 жыл бұрын
talking to my broker today about moving my 401K into pudgy penguins.
@billybigboll2885
@billybigboll2885 2 жыл бұрын
Do a video on that Zed Monopoly guy
@sujitsubedi497
@sujitsubedi497 2 жыл бұрын
M moving my 401k into YOLO trading. Either i am rich or I die broke. No in between.
@simplytrue11
@simplytrue11 2 жыл бұрын
Your only intelligent move 🙃
@AlexKenas
@AlexKenas 2 жыл бұрын
It is probably another pump and dump like Save The Kids scam.
@alichehab5804
@alichehab5804 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm just here to look pretty" "All of these girls are richer than you" Me: cries
@kevinheinrichs1073
@kevinheinrichs1073 2 жыл бұрын
Stock traders need multiple monitors so they can lose money in as many trades as possible at one time
@billyisaacson4945
@billyisaacson4945 2 жыл бұрын
You gotta respect the efficiency and hustle of this 5heds
@hakshustletv
@hakshustletv 2 жыл бұрын
Not true, last year this guy spent more money on spilt liquor from one side of the world to the other than we made.
@despairgaming6669
@despairgaming6669 2 жыл бұрын
Having multiple screen doesn't mean,You have to take multiple trades.
@snakeballs8965
@snakeballs8965 2 жыл бұрын
Hey don't reveal my secret technique!
@OriginalCovfefe
@OriginalCovfefe 2 жыл бұрын
These “daytraders” online and in-person are absolutely pathetic. Those guys never show their actual portfolios or have an account with less than $10,000.00. Any john doe nowadays says hes a daytrader when really he has a sht job or is unemployed and tell ppl theyre daytraders because theyre embarassed.
@vasilsmolyanski5636
@vasilsmolyanski5636 2 жыл бұрын
People who watch more than 4 monitors at the same time are security guards...
@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial
@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial 2 жыл бұрын
i was a security guard but i only had 2 monitors
@hoangnguyenvuhuy5535
@hoangnguyenvuhuy5535 2 жыл бұрын
@@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial But do those monitors have different screen? XD
@jesso6670
@jesso6670 2 жыл бұрын
That's cool bro I forgot it
@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou
@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou 2 жыл бұрын
@@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial you would have made a lot more with at least 20. You left a lot of money on the table.
@VinOnline
@VinOnline 2 жыл бұрын
@@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou 😂
@direcircumstances
@direcircumstances 2 жыл бұрын
That guy trying to pick up a woman at a bar by showing his bank account is WILD. My guy, if you want the interaction to really be that easy, just hire an escort.
@judyvance4580
@judyvance4580 Жыл бұрын
he's too cheap; this kind of guy goes dutch on the first and only dinner date
@thomasmieses119
@thomasmieses119 Жыл бұрын
It’s because it’s illegal
@direcircumstances
@direcircumstances Жыл бұрын
@Thomas Mieses LOL that hasn't stopped other men.
@jasonligon5937
@jasonligon5937 11 ай бұрын
He should with that 892k! He's obviously in the dollar tree of bars and needs to move up a notch. 😂😂
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 8 ай бұрын
​@@thomasmieses119not if you don't get caught. 😉 lol
@CSpottsGaming
@CSpottsGaming 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking as a current finance masters student, one of the most important skills they teach is how to make reasonable assumptions about things like growth, discount rate, etc. If you ever find yourself saying, "if it goes to one trillion market cap" and the current market cap is $135,000 you have definitely not made a reasonable assumption about growth.
@alfredojami3176
@alfredojami3176 Жыл бұрын
indeed, i'm studying in finance too.. these so called exponentially growth within 6 months is absurd
@sprtsfanatic1
@sprtsfanatic1 Жыл бұрын
So true. It reminds me of all of the trading platforms and coins that collapsed, that Coffee talked about in previous videos, and how they were claiming shit like 10-20% ROI within 6 months. Or crazy shit like that. Surprise surprise, it all collapsed in on itself
@Anankin12
@Anankin12 Жыл бұрын
More like people don't understand numbers bigger than 100. If you talk thousands or billions they are the same thing. It's also the reason why many people are concerned about spending pennies but won't bat an eyelash at forking out hundreds and ask themselves why their great efforts in saving don't work out
@2011blueman
@2011blueman Жыл бұрын
Nah man, forget your classes, tulipcoin to the moon 🚀🚀🚀 (note: if tulipcoin exists insert some other nonce term).
@jordanbabcock9349
@jordanbabcock9349 Жыл бұрын
Not difficult to understand. I wouldn't believe it if we were talking acorns instead of dollars.
@jt4369
@jt4369 2 жыл бұрын
The gullibility of these people is just astounding to me -- just incredible.
@radfoo72
@radfoo72 2 жыл бұрын
They're preying on their idiot peers🤷🏻‍♂️
@NoName-rl3fh
@NoName-rl3fh 2 жыл бұрын
The dumb eating the dumb.
@aaronmarko
@aaronmarko 2 жыл бұрын
They're building a cult of personality. It's purposely deceptive.
@axelpatrickb.pingol3228
@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 2 жыл бұрын
As long as people believe in the dream they'll be rich they will believe in anything that can make them one...
@unitedfools3493
@unitedfools3493 2 жыл бұрын
Texas is a state that voted to have $9,000 winter power bills while claiming that the free market reduces prices. They are literally brain dead.
@jointhefist1016
@jointhefist1016 2 жыл бұрын
How to get rich on the internet: Pretend to be rich.
@khanhnguyen-tt3ff
@khanhnguyen-tt3ff 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot about tricking people into buying your get rich class
@admiralackbar4652
@admiralackbar4652 2 жыл бұрын
Fake it till you make it
@jt4369
@jt4369 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that’s the world we inhabit.
@ApiolJoe
@ApiolJoe 2 жыл бұрын
What's the difference?
@AlexanderTheGoodEnough
@AlexanderTheGoodEnough 2 жыл бұрын
Fake till you make it. Been working since the stone age.
@seraphin01
@seraphin01 Жыл бұрын
hey guys, if you take financial advices from a 16y old with braces on tik tok.. you deserve what's coming your way, that's where I draw the line in the sand
@beyondleftfield4470
@beyondleftfield4470 Жыл бұрын
But what if that kid who "created the power of the sun" started a tik tok? Hmmm?
@Prediculous
@Prediculous Жыл бұрын
Pudges are currently at 5 eth btw. LOL x4 from where he hyped it.
@BodomsScythe
@BodomsScythe Жыл бұрын
_That_ is where you draw the line..?
@user-ih6we9kq2q
@user-ih6we9kq2q Жыл бұрын
That's what con artist says
@seraphin01
@seraphin01 Жыл бұрын
@@BodomsScythe yeah I have high tolerance to cringe but I have limits too
@NerdishGeekish
@NerdishGeekish 2 жыл бұрын
We went way past "cab drivers and shoeshine boys" giving financial advice and straight into spoiled kids and asylum inmates giving you financial advice. We are truly living history here. 80 years from now on researchers will write research papers about TikTok finfluencers.
@FutureChaosTV
@FutureChaosTV Жыл бұрын
Everything starts to feel a lot like the period between 1920 and 1930...
@newaryamen
@newaryamen Жыл бұрын
@@FutureChaosTV when is the next world war then?
@alexamderhamiltom5238
@alexamderhamiltom5238 Жыл бұрын
@@newaryamen soon
@themug406
@themug406 Жыл бұрын
Honk honk
@rkevinappier
@rkevinappier 2 жыл бұрын
damn near died laughing when that guy said "...if it goes to one trillion market cap...".
@atorgrade1891
@atorgrade1891 2 жыл бұрын
@@mehdiahsan4042 so true i'm a multi billionaire by investing all my money im pumping the zilla stock!!! (If all goes well I make hit a quintillion by this winter)
@NoName-rl3fh
@NoName-rl3fh 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@NoName-rl3fh
@NoName-rl3fh 2 жыл бұрын
@@striveknight4782 good one heh
@aj9969
@aj9969 2 жыл бұрын
Once you understand the fundamentals, the sole purpose in life is to buy more bitcoin.. sell your house and buy bitcoin.. ponder every waking moment on how to buy more bitcoin
@notadaytrader
@notadaytrader 2 жыл бұрын
How to be a billionaire? Become a millionaire first.
@johnnymcjohnson1373
@johnnymcjohnson1373 2 жыл бұрын
Joey has to be either a paid actor or an absolute master troll
@klutterkicker
@klutterkicker 2 жыл бұрын
To be honest though some guy puts his life savings into a checking account and flashes it around at a bar and I'm gonna laugh him out the door too.
@resa574
@resa574 2 жыл бұрын
He actually thinks he's the man Some people really are that stupid lol
@Dubya9W9
@Dubya9W9 2 жыл бұрын
@@resa574 Wait, so you have that?!
@noahmoody4568
@noahmoody4568 2 жыл бұрын
“Smash that like button Wall Street” has the same energy as “how do you do fellow kids”
@archibaldhernandez5553
@archibaldhernandez5553 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@BarelySociable
@BarelySociable 2 жыл бұрын
God damn that was hilarious
@merwyndsouza3955
@merwyndsouza3955 2 жыл бұрын
Aaayyyyyyyy! Class recognises class. ❤️
@topramen3795
@topramen3795 2 жыл бұрын
Yooooo the king is here
@techow
@techow 2 жыл бұрын
Hi @Barely good to see you here
@hollister2320
@hollister2320 2 жыл бұрын
11:02💀
@RicoCilliers
@RicoCilliers 2 жыл бұрын
Big fan!
@dripskee6443
@dripskee6443 Жыл бұрын
I don't usually laugh out loud, but home boy crying over the penguins damn near made me fall out of my chair, and my chair is a nice gaming chair. Shit's hard to tip LOL
@CarsAcrossTexas
@CarsAcrossTexas 2 жыл бұрын
Coffeezilla my fellow Texan with that HEB reference 😉
@heathermarie8334
@heathermarie8334 2 жыл бұрын
No store does more, my guy.
@111matt
@111matt 2 жыл бұрын
I live in Canada and I know it's a grocery store.. not very inside reference.
@joshuav6866
@joshuav6866 2 жыл бұрын
HEB is awsome!
@Priceisrightable
@Priceisrightable 2 жыл бұрын
Sad there will never be another jj watt Heb commercial lol
@TheMouseAvenger
@TheMouseAvenger 2 жыл бұрын
HEB rules! ^_^
@mynameisntpatrick1476
@mynameisntpatrick1476 2 жыл бұрын
The Wells Fargo account guy has to be a contractor who shifted overhead money to his savings. You can see his business account is nearly empty at the bottom of his phone. 😆
@TomassWolf1
@TomassWolf1 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@titonothere6179
@titonothere6179 2 жыл бұрын
Prob bc ppl who have money won’t be acting like that unless they’re rookies
@OriginalCovfefe
@OriginalCovfefe 2 жыл бұрын
100% hes some incel who tried to patheticaly pick up some girl at the bar. It’s pretty sad to watch him.
@pixiegears8787
@pixiegears8787 2 жыл бұрын
Simps lnc
@renebleu8711
@renebleu8711 2 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalCovfefe word sad stuff men are still acting like this in 2021. women are handing out themselves so easily too
@Alex-cw3rz
@Alex-cw3rz 2 жыл бұрын
3:16 if you want to get ahead of stock traders get 40 monitors that means you can double their profit 📈 📈
@naldo3008
@naldo3008 2 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂
@tucapuc
@tucapuc 2 жыл бұрын
This man is too dangerous to be left alive.
@PierreMiniggio
@PierreMiniggio 2 жыл бұрын
If you wanna get ahead of the traders, you need to buy the stocks of the company that produce the favorite trader's monitor, and then tell other traders that they need 40 monitors to make better trades. STONKS !
@naturerey1845
@naturerey1845 2 жыл бұрын
Just invest in monitor companies!
@timeflowEqualquin
@timeflowEqualquin 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jamestoth8764
@jamestoth8764 2 жыл бұрын
The Pudgy Penguin soul transcending his consciousness was incredible 😂😂
@cyphonnnn
@cyphonnnn 2 жыл бұрын
Security guard: Can you handle looking at 20 security monitors at the same time? Ex-Day traders: Ez
@superchickenlips1
@superchickenlips1 2 жыл бұрын
If you're taking financial advice from TikTok, or in fact any social media, then you deserve everything coming your way. "A fool and their money are easily parted"
@bottomlinebassin2001
@bottomlinebassin2001 2 жыл бұрын
Preach it brother
@israelmills7442
@israelmills7442 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed 💯
@lowwastehighmelanin
@lowwastehighmelanin 2 жыл бұрын
Not all of it is bad but most people on the internet are not economists or literal accountants. Vetting someone's credentials first can separate the chaff from the wheat
@superchickenlips1
@superchickenlips1 2 жыл бұрын
@@lowwastehighmelanin Credentials to support an online financial advice career would be easy to fake. Anything online is easy to fake.
@Kevin-McLaughlin
@Kevin-McLaughlin 2 жыл бұрын
"A fool and his money are soon parted"
@pillznarRy
@pillznarRy 2 жыл бұрын
Joey HAS to be trolling, right? I mean... NO way is he serious.
@striveknight4782
@striveknight4782 2 жыл бұрын
He has transcended man!
@ShkouP
@ShkouP 2 жыл бұрын
you clearly know nothing about the penguins, soon they will rule our world
@anthonyecr
@anthonyecr 2 жыл бұрын
He’s obviously an artist
@Zyyk0
@Zyyk0 2 жыл бұрын
tbh if dude just made a few dozen dollars, I would be crying to and call it the day of my life
@rossdonaghy1748
@rossdonaghy1748 2 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely concerned about what is going to happen to the crypto space when the initial NFT hype is over and people realise that they've dropped their pensions into worthless pixelated doodles and the market is now saturated and their investments gone.
@desmonides
@desmonides 2 жыл бұрын
It’s going to be sad… then hilarious, but then even more sad 😢
@hidayatmusroni
@hidayatmusroni 2 жыл бұрын
It dead now haha i think
@timothyhally1900
@timothyhally1900 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when this channel had 20K, come such a long way, well deserved!
@Kerhuz
@Kerhuz 2 жыл бұрын
"How do you think we're gonna pay mortgage next week, okay? It's with the penguins!" 🤣 I wonder if anyone has ever said these two sentences together, ever.
@gokuafrica
@gokuafrica 2 жыл бұрын
Probably circus owners who have Penguins 😂
@pelic9608
@pelic9608 2 жыл бұрын
Some Eskimos have. Followed by: "Would you get some out of the freezer, please?"
@fullmetaltheorist
@fullmetaltheorist 2 жыл бұрын
Nah this is truly something new.
@ProperlyGaming
@ProperlyGaming 2 жыл бұрын
I'd say possibly zoo owners. Like the penguins are gonna be there star attraction
@anonymousAJ
@anonymousAJ Жыл бұрын
A shady zoo
@stephenadams2397
@stephenadams2397 2 жыл бұрын
I would honestly be broke without all of Coffetime's help. Instead I bought a lump of coal last year at $50 and now it's worth $200. 4x baybee!! I'm going to buy all of my friends and family a lump of coal this Christmas so they don't miss out.
@Saixjacket
@Saixjacket 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, coal has actual uses!!!!
@lifotheparty6195
@lifotheparty6195 2 жыл бұрын
True story, commodities and useful products are generally solid
@hareecionelson5875
@hareecionelson5875 2 жыл бұрын
@@lifotheparty6195 solid, literally and figuratively
@tz8785
@tz8785 2 жыл бұрын
@@hareecionelson5875 Not oil though, that's more of a liquid asset.
@hareecionelson5875
@hareecionelson5875 2 жыл бұрын
@@tz8785 ayyyyyyyyyy *insert Fonz gif here*
@omnitravis
@omnitravis 6 ай бұрын
I dont know if joey was serious or if that was some kinda troll, but that man deserves an oscar or something. I haven't felt that much emotion from a piece of media in, ever?
@habibbialikafe339
@habibbialikafe339 Жыл бұрын
I work on wall street but they only gave me 8 monitors 😔
@RustCole01
@RustCole01 Жыл бұрын
All I had was a lousy Bloomberg Machine and a subscription to Hoovers...
@kunai92
@kunai92 2 жыл бұрын
"I am my penguin." The internet was a mistake.
@kamdangelo
@kamdangelo 2 жыл бұрын
Try living in Africa
@kamdangelo
@kamdangelo 2 жыл бұрын
@SWØRN FISHY the Internet comment @ main person. It’s a funny comment tho , I was just saying the Internet realistically by no means was a mistake
@santa_bomb5
@santa_bomb5 2 жыл бұрын
That guy is trying to impress women by showing his net worth in crypto, I'm over here like "I'd love to buy you a drink! Hang on let me make sure my check went through. I ain't paying no overdraft fees."
@rumham7631
@rumham7631 2 жыл бұрын
Just buy a chubby penguin NFT bro ur money will go 10000x
@drdabsmore945
@drdabsmore945 2 жыл бұрын
@@rumham7631 G U A R A N T E E D
@xVibra
@xVibra 2 жыл бұрын
I'd much prefer a humble and simple man than some dude selling gigachunks of guppy parts.
@geocal5550
@geocal5550 2 жыл бұрын
He should be investing in himself. Don't know why he would try something like that in the first place.
@booognish
@booognish 2 жыл бұрын
@@xVibra Simple Jack
@Ryyi23
@Ryyi23 2 жыл бұрын
I have to admit, I really like the design of the penguins. The art style is cute. Not worth more than a few dollars if it was a custom commission, in my opinion.
@Saixjacket
@Saixjacket 2 жыл бұрын
This is why some people actually believe in card games/comics/physical copies of things as value. It just has to “look good” to enough people with money.
@LucaPizzoplus
@LucaPizzoplus 2 жыл бұрын
@@Saixjacket isn't it the whole point of art? Anyway I would value those 5$ if printed on a A3
@rookthelion2178
@rookthelion2178 2 жыл бұрын
support real artists :DD
@kapasihome
@kapasihome 2 жыл бұрын
This was the BEST!! Great job, love your sense of humour!!
@ryanadams4812
@ryanadams4812 2 жыл бұрын
“You can’t go to HEB…” Coffeezilla puts himself as a Texan
@mikea1972
@mikea1972 2 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it haha
@crystmusic
@crystmusic 2 жыл бұрын
@Persnikitty and Dr. Pepper babyyy
@joselopez1892
@joselopez1892 2 жыл бұрын
Thought the same lol
@jellocubez7
@jellocubez7 2 жыл бұрын
Send us some Blue Bell.
@gnarlylasagna7464
@gnarlylasagna7464 2 жыл бұрын
shouts outs to HEB
@isakbrowning955
@isakbrowning955 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I love when Coffeetime uploads.
@jjoonathan7178
@jjoonathan7178 2 жыл бұрын
It's official. He might as well change the account name.
@sethrudfelt8380
@sethrudfelt8380 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if charlie ever found out that he is coffeezilla..perhaps he did and he's letting it ride lol
@daffy9318
@daffy9318 2 жыл бұрын
@@jjoonathan7178 i mean, im pretty sure the actual CoffeeTime chain closed so now or never?
@stephenpmurphy591
@stephenpmurphy591 2 жыл бұрын
I know, plus his is name ....is what? Stephen that's a great name.
@1STIMPRESSIONFILMS
@1STIMPRESSIONFILMS 2 жыл бұрын
Did you mean coffee Zilla ? Lol I hope your not smoking crack .
@miggywiggy
@miggywiggy 2 жыл бұрын
This channel has been my guilty pleasure over the past few days.
@staffordmcanuff8675
@staffordmcanuff8675 Жыл бұрын
Bro make more vids with this fuxking energy. You got me rolling and i really needed it. Thanks
@wingedhussar5528
@wingedhussar5528 2 жыл бұрын
"I took my girlfriend out to a nice dinner", let's be real this guy does not have anything that even remotely resembles a girl or a friend.
@fartingshartingpig5287
@fartingshartingpig5287 2 жыл бұрын
He might have something that resembles part of a girl
@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou
@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou 2 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm sure whatever he does have is operated remotely. And I'm sure she loves it when he hits her g button.
@michaeldeneff756
@michaeldeneff756 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@HarbingerOfBattle
@HarbingerOfBattle 2 жыл бұрын
@@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou No, it probably has to be inflated.
@anthonylong9067
@anthonylong9067 2 жыл бұрын
@@HarbingerOfBattle with a built in flesh light
@Hephaestus_God
@Hephaestus_God 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm just here to look pretty" "All of these girls are richer than you" Me: *cries*
@christianfilloux
@christianfilloux 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@HeavyMetalKittenx
@HeavyMetalKittenx 2 жыл бұрын
Right lol 😂
@apeshitclothing
@apeshitclothing 2 жыл бұрын
I know you got the lust
@nothingnowhere2358
@nothingnowhere2358 2 жыл бұрын
In bitcoin we *trust*
@somregularguy
@somregularguy 2 жыл бұрын
Sucks to be you, you could’ve been born to rich dads like them 🙄
@harshilpatel7629
@harshilpatel7629 Жыл бұрын
If you go broke loosing $1000, you didn't have chance anyways.
@dantemakoya
@dantemakoya 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy these videos way more than I should, haha! Keep it up Zilla!!
@kevinfunk83
@kevinfunk83 2 жыл бұрын
How about that dude Joey’s acting? Gifted, just gifted!
@lineialquantum
@lineialquantum 2 жыл бұрын
Made my stomach hurt 🤢
@bootje99
@bootje99 2 жыл бұрын
I felt a mixture of awe and second hand embarrassment
@Fusilier7
@Fusilier7 2 жыл бұрын
You're tearing me APART penguins!
@ArcticPrimal
@ArcticPrimal 2 жыл бұрын
Joey has transcended space and time
@lography6917
@lography6917 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, your comedy has ascended. It was in fact really funny
@konstantingospodinov408
@konstantingospodinov408 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie I laughed at this video more than the other vids, content quality going up my man keep it up. The confidence and goofiness is enjoyable!
@jayrollo1352
@jayrollo1352 2 жыл бұрын
"I have a 1 picosecond char". Coffeezilla, your Chem E. is showing again.
@bamffatboi5526
@bamffatboi5526 2 жыл бұрын
Yo, he's a chemE?
@jayrollo1352
@jayrollo1352 2 жыл бұрын
@@bamffatboi5526 Yee
@mazerrackham5959
@mazerrackham5959 2 жыл бұрын
@@jayrollo1352 hm never knew
@jayrollo1352
@jayrollo1352 2 жыл бұрын
@@mazerrackham5959 I think he mentioned it before in one of his videos.
2 жыл бұрын
Finfluencer moment 😳
@AmalDevYT
@AmalDevYT 2 жыл бұрын
This didn't took off as u expected
@dimvoly
@dimvoly 2 жыл бұрын
"Translate to English"
@Stikz40
@Stikz40 Жыл бұрын
“HA, 10x!” Had me rolling! Great content man, keep it up..
@Learn2Code92
@Learn2Code92 2 жыл бұрын
@7:18 this 10X thing is gonna take off LOL
@ValariaxSword
@ValariaxSword 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I will ever understand the craze behind NFTs.
@Tontisimo
@Tontisimo 2 жыл бұрын
It's a collectibles bubble.
@inthefade
@inthefade 2 жыл бұрын
It is all illusory.
@traumateaminternational4732
@traumateaminternational4732 2 жыл бұрын
It's a speculative bubble and people are bored.
@Saixjacket
@Saixjacket 2 жыл бұрын
Just know that it will bring people back to actual physical assets of successful companies, yugioh, mtg and Pokémon will still be rising. They are backed with one major factor, time.
@devsingh6321
@devsingh6321 2 жыл бұрын
It's a scam
@matildaharris8212
@matildaharris8212 2 жыл бұрын
I will hold BTC till the end of 2025
@Marthaahernandez10
@Marthaahernandez10 2 жыл бұрын
BTC is shit coin.
@kieranwhite7358
@kieranwhite7358 2 жыл бұрын
The Bankers coin you mean?
@kieranwhite7358
@kieranwhite7358 2 жыл бұрын
It will be something in a few years just hodl as much as you can.
@olivergarrett8863
@olivergarrett8863 2 жыл бұрын
I'll buy the Dip now now if I were you
@emiliepauwels1435
@emiliepauwels1435 2 жыл бұрын
I'll hodl strong and see what happens in the end.. Trust me I can't wait to prove some fakes wrong about this whole bull & bear trend
@lucaspalladino8152
@lucaspalladino8152 2 жыл бұрын
You are the 🐐 coffee. Keep it up man!
@nb9467
@nb9467 2 жыл бұрын
BRO I WAS HAVING A SHIT DAY AND THIS HAS KILLED ME IN LAUGHTER THANKS KEEP DOING YOUR THING
@MWHM2
@MWHM2 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh that penguin part left me in tears… of laughter 😂 MrTubby lmfao
@threethrushes
@threethrushes 2 жыл бұрын
Tulips, tulips, everywhere.
@diegowushu
@diegowushu 2 жыл бұрын
I may be the most socially moronic person ever, but at least I'll die happy knowing I never did something as cringe as approaching someone with my bank info on hand. Seriously, that gave me enough second hand embarrasment that made me want to die in the spot.
@bcc5701
@bcc5701 Жыл бұрын
Poverty sucks real hard but just remember how miserable all these dudes with a little money since they realized that just getting money wasn’t going to solve all their issues like they were told.
@magthecodec
@magthecodec 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I lost some serious brain cells around 11:40.
@JC-zj2is
@JC-zj2is 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@WITHBEN
@WITHBEN 2 жыл бұрын
Coffee low key got the Faze push, kudos to him, I started watching at around 100k subs so it’s nice to see this
@veganbutcherhackepeter
@veganbutcherhackepeter Жыл бұрын
This was one of the most entertaining episodes ever. Lol. TY
@TimothyAtlas
@TimothyAtlas 2 жыл бұрын
Coffee. This was brilliant! Big love from Aus mate. Thoroughly love your relentless pursuit to help people sense-make through bullsh!t
@stupidmonkey151
@stupidmonkey151 2 жыл бұрын
Oh coffeetime, you're such a Texan. It's all about that HEB Plus tho
@ajbobbitt
@ajbobbitt 2 жыл бұрын
Nah bro, its all about Central Market tho
@socksleeve
@socksleeve 2 жыл бұрын
I went to Texas recently, was in awe at the size of an HEB Plus.
@colin0516
@colin0516 2 жыл бұрын
@@socksleeve HEB Plus dont mess around down south partner
@socksleeve
@socksleeve 2 жыл бұрын
@@colin0516 it was cartoonishly big, at least to me
@paulkfilms
@paulkfilms 8 ай бұрын
Dude the penguin guy "crying" is DEFINITELY trolling. He has to be! It's too funny
@getschwifty5271
@getschwifty5271 Жыл бұрын
"You can't go to HEB!" Lol didn't know ur from Texas, love that
@homemacai
@homemacai 2 жыл бұрын
Satoshi is rolling in his grave right now
@Cleeqo
@Cleeqo 2 жыл бұрын
Satoshi's dead?
@erpizzaiol5457
@erpizzaiol5457 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cleeqo Yeah his real name was Jeffrey Epstein.
@Dylski.
@Dylski. 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cleeqo it seems plausible to assume that. Although we might never know.
@CharlesIvansfather
@CharlesIvansfather 2 жыл бұрын
@@erpizzaiol5457 ☠️😂
@erpizzaiol5457
@erpizzaiol5457 2 жыл бұрын
@Bruno França Satoshi isn't black.
@usernameluis305
@usernameluis305 2 жыл бұрын
3:22 how to tell that someone doesnt know what they're doing: "charts bro its all in the charts, buy my course and ill teach you how to read charts"
@michaelmurray6577
@michaelmurray6577 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a dedicated monthly chart monitor 😂📈
@ThePapaja1996
@ThePapaja1996 2 жыл бұрын
"but charts said" chanel awsome
@MrKrewie
@MrKrewie 2 жыл бұрын
It's almost like they don't really have to say anything, you can smell the stupid from a mile away
@UmbraWeiss
@UmbraWeiss 2 жыл бұрын
Well charts really say it all, but yeah the rest is true :)) most people i see on youtube just talk bullshit about things they have no idea what it is :))
@israelmills7442
@israelmills7442 2 жыл бұрын
People that made a fortune off reading charts Jesse Livermore Linda Raschke Paul Tudor Jones George Soros So yeah your comment is invalid
@tristanbratton8036
@tristanbratton8036 5 ай бұрын
Enjoyed the goofy mood in this vid then learned you're from Texas too keeps getting better
@dxing9374
@dxing9374 Жыл бұрын
The bitcoin guy must be in deep sea by now
@halfnelson6115
@halfnelson6115 2 жыл бұрын
So glad I found this channel. This dude cracks me up.😁
@wowTharabbi
@wowTharabbi 2 жыл бұрын
That was so entertaining, thank you! The one aspect of money making some young people forget, respect money and money will respect you. If banks are not even paying 1% return right now and housing has a 5-8% return and shares are about the same. Why would anything else pay 7X :(
@snoozley853
@snoozley853 Жыл бұрын
@@Fx_- lol
@jmz7466
@jmz7466 Жыл бұрын
Man I really laughed my butt off! Great finfluencer you are! Hahaha
@iMReeZy412
@iMReeZy412 2 жыл бұрын
As of right now this is the best thing I’ve ever seen!
@dpbass8898
@dpbass8898 2 жыл бұрын
When “I’m on the phone with 19 whales I gotta go” makes perfect sense. No matter what happens crypto will never be forgotten.
@cliffpoynter9605
@cliffpoynter9605 2 жыл бұрын
I am dying 😂 My man, keep doing what you are doing. You have truly developed an amazing and original style.
@helpyourcattodrive
@helpyourcattodrive Жыл бұрын
I like that editing board tool. It makes the story easy to follow.
@doomed1439
@doomed1439 2 жыл бұрын
lmao I love the 10M studio & 1:10 you moving to avoid getting smacked by the board made me lol.
@CalvinBDaG
@CalvinBDaG 2 жыл бұрын
I call dibs on taking “Mr. Tubby” as a “mob boss” name! Or a head of a cartel, or gang, or whatever you wanna call it! They call me ‘Mr. Tubby😏’.😂🤣
@lre280
@lre280 2 жыл бұрын
i love the duck when ever the screen lowers. makes me laugh every time
@timothyshields2735
@timothyshields2735 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the video Coffee!!!
@drake.707
@drake.707 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when the guy starts crying during his fake story.
@MrSpeedyy1991
@MrSpeedyy1991 2 жыл бұрын
I really needed this much laughing today. Thank u coffeezilla.
@unknownname2788
@unknownname2788 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting Jocko at all lol
@zzzleep
@zzzleep 2 жыл бұрын
Good
@dreamgirl7882
@dreamgirl7882 2 жыл бұрын
The reason why I subscribed 🤣🤣👏🏽
@wildrommers7640
@wildrommers7640 2 жыл бұрын
Love the energy in this vid dawg, TEN X
@jointhefist1016
@jointhefist1016 2 жыл бұрын
My aunt deals with stocks. She only has 1 monitor. Maybe an extra one at her office.
@cptrelentless80085
@cptrelentless80085 2 жыл бұрын
Does she have an old timey ticker tape dispenser?
@mpower2386
@mpower2386 2 жыл бұрын
Depends on what you do, some active dealers prefer to see multiple things at the same time when dealing, they cant be bothered to flip between windows... at the bank I was at some dudes used 9 screens. Usually it looked something like 3 screens with actual market quotes/depth/charts, one with their bloomberg chat/e-mail, one with a fintwit board, a few with their own spreadsheets and some newsfeed of somekind and some other random things on the other screen, usually some code they are working on or sports news
@dolamike584
@dolamike584 2 жыл бұрын
After watching the trends with bitcoin, stocks, and gurus. I officially switched my career path to legit sales. People are throwing their money in different directions, im gettin in on it.
@SitWithItBob
@SitWithItBob 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the cathartic levity of this video. Took me out of a KZbin climate/economy doomhole today.
@edungdivinefavour6977
@edungdivinefavour6977 2 жыл бұрын
Coffee is getting close to a million subs!!!!!! Im do happy❤️ Been here since around 20k subs
@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou
@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou 2 жыл бұрын
Right now he gets more views consistently per video than people that already have over 2 million subscribers, his channel is worth more to advertisers.
@Kozzzmozzz7
@Kozzzmozzz7 2 жыл бұрын
you remain the legend!
@markusbisma5015
@markusbisma5015 2 жыл бұрын
Is the pudgy penguin guy trolling ? I don't know the backstory, I can't tell
@Charles-vy8ub
@Charles-vy8ub 2 жыл бұрын
He definitely is 🤣🤣🤣
@zagreus5773
@zagreus5773 9 ай бұрын
I love that he had to specifically mention that he has a girlfriend, because it is such a rare thing in this scene.
@bilaquisevelisajohnson2392
@bilaquisevelisajohnson2392 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Mr Zilla.....them stocks keep getting pumped....good job with this one🤣🤣🤣😘
@MilenaSimsic
@MilenaSimsic 2 жыл бұрын
9:41 "I am my PENGUIN is ME, and I am my PENGUIN." They're losing their minds omg.
@dingalingus4338
@dingalingus4338 2 жыл бұрын
After a small amount of research, if you had bought a pudgy penguin at the time of that tiktok finfluencer telling you to, you would have a 76% return. Based off of the 2.64eth price at that moment. Incredible.
@pocnit
@pocnit 2 жыл бұрын
You're better off gambling on S&P500 at 10x leverage after a dip.
@Saixjacket
@Saixjacket 2 жыл бұрын
Why yugioh is the card game of true profit margin right now. We double up all the time in yugioh, and many cards are still undervalued. The market is in a cool off right now, but yugioh specifically is beating out everyone else in terms of growth.
@vistins
@vistins Жыл бұрын
Coffeezilla out here repping Texas with that HEB comment lol
@chaimshlomo18
@chaimshlomo18 2 жыл бұрын
I cringed so hard I broke ALL 20 of my monitors. Coffeezilla, you better make this up to me!
@oshosanyamichael9589
@oshosanyamichael9589 2 жыл бұрын
That shot of Jocko saying "GOOD" is gold.
@NPFederation0
@NPFederation0 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy coffees content... But with each video I can't help but worry about whether it's even possible to become rich without ripping half the state off.
@kylezo
@kylezo 2 жыл бұрын
We live under corrupt capitalism. A better question might be, do you think it's possible to get rich without ripping off the people? Labor is exploitation of value after all.
@micktompson101
@micktompson101 Жыл бұрын
You don't get rich without fucking others over
@gabrielpetersen8528
@gabrielpetersen8528 Жыл бұрын
@@kylezois it even worth being rich if you have to ruin peoples lives to get there? Why is it so hard to be happy with what we have and maybe get excited and feel blessed if we get a little more?
@forstuffjust7735
@forstuffjust7735 10 ай бұрын
It possible, but real rich people rarely advertise it. Only mr Beast comes to mind, but eben in his case i would say there is a negative afteffect
@tubulartom666
@tubulartom666 2 жыл бұрын
I always tell my friends to tune into my favorite KZbinr, CoffeeTime.
@germdaro
@germdaro 2 жыл бұрын
I usually can hold it together, but the "HA, 10x" killed me.
@sthiag0
@sthiag0 2 жыл бұрын
oh, i wish you were already around covering scams during the csgo lotto scandal
@Erikbarbaric
@Erikbarbaric 2 жыл бұрын
When you struggled saying finnfluencer you should have included a clip of cloudy with a chance of meatballs when flint said the FLDSMDFR
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