talking to my broker today about moving my 401K into pudgy penguins.
@billybigboll28853 жыл бұрын
Do a video on that Zed Monopoly guy
@sujitsubedi4973 жыл бұрын
M moving my 401k into YOLO trading. Either i am rich or I die broke. No in between.
@simplytrue113 жыл бұрын
Your only intelligent move 🙃
@AlexKenas3 жыл бұрын
It is probably another pump and dump like Save The Kids scam.
@alichehab58043 жыл бұрын
"I'm just here to look pretty" "All of these girls are richer than you" Me: cries
@jointhefist10163 жыл бұрын
How to get rich on the internet: Pretend to be rich.
@khanhnguyen-tt3ff3 жыл бұрын
You forgot about tricking people into buying your get rich class
@admiralackbar46523 жыл бұрын
Fake it till you make it
@jt43693 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that’s the world we inhabit.
@ApiolJoe2 жыл бұрын
What's the difference?
@AlexanderTheGoodEnough2 жыл бұрын
Fake till you make it. Been working since the stone age.
@jt43693 жыл бұрын
The gullibility of these people is just astounding to me -- just incredible.
@radfoo723 жыл бұрын
They're preying on their idiot peers🤷🏻♂️
@NoName-rl3fh3 жыл бұрын
The dumb eating the dumb.
@aaronmarko3 жыл бұрын
They're building a cult of personality. It's purposely deceptive.
@axelpatrickb.pingol32283 жыл бұрын
As long as people believe in the dream they'll be rich they will believe in anything that can make them one...
@unitedfools34933 жыл бұрын
Texas is a state that voted to have $9,000 winter power bills while claiming that the free market reduces prices. They are literally brain dead.
@kevinheinrichs10733 жыл бұрын
Stock traders need multiple monitors so they can lose money in as many trades as possible at one time
@billyisaacson49453 жыл бұрын
You gotta respect the efficiency and hustle of this 5heds
@11bornrich3 жыл бұрын
Not true, last year this guy spent more money on spilt liquor from one side of the world to the other than we made.
@despairgaming66693 жыл бұрын
Having multiple screen doesn't mean,You have to take multiple trades.
@snakeballs89653 жыл бұрын
Hey don't reveal my secret technique!
@OriginalCovfefe3 жыл бұрын
These “daytraders” online and in-person are absolutely pathetic. Those guys never show their actual portfolios or have an account with less than $10,000.00. Any john doe nowadays says hes a daytrader when really he has a sht job or is unemployed and tell ppl theyre daytraders because theyre embarassed.
@direcircumstances2 жыл бұрын
That guy trying to pick up a woman at a bar by showing his bank account is WILD. My guy, if you want the interaction to really be that easy, just hire an escort.
@judyvance4580 Жыл бұрын
he's too cheap; this kind of guy goes dutch on the first and only dinner date
@thomasmieses119 Жыл бұрын
It’s because it’s illegal
@direcircumstances Жыл бұрын
@Thomas Mieses LOL that hasn't stopped other men.
@jasonligon5937 Жыл бұрын
He should with that 892k! He's obviously in the dollar tree of bars and needs to move up a notch. 😂😂
@guybrush1701 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasmieses119not if you don't get caught. 😉 lol
@CSpottsGaming2 жыл бұрын
Speaking as a current finance masters student, one of the most important skills they teach is how to make reasonable assumptions about things like growth, discount rate, etc. If you ever find yourself saying, "if it goes to one trillion market cap" and the current market cap is $135,000 you have definitely not made a reasonable assumption about growth.
@alfredojami31762 жыл бұрын
indeed, i'm studying in finance too.. these so called exponentially growth within 6 months is absurd
@sprtsfanatic12 жыл бұрын
So true. It reminds me of all of the trading platforms and coins that collapsed, that Coffee talked about in previous videos, and how they were claiming shit like 10-20% ROI within 6 months. Or crazy shit like that. Surprise surprise, it all collapsed in on itself
@Anankin122 жыл бұрын
More like people don't understand numbers bigger than 100. If you talk thousands or billions they are the same thing. It's also the reason why many people are concerned about spending pennies but won't bat an eyelash at forking out hundreds and ask themselves why their great efforts in saving don't work out
@2011blueman2 жыл бұрын
Nah man, forget your classes, tulipcoin to the moon 🚀🚀🚀 (note: if tulipcoin exists insert some other nonce term).
@jordanbabcock9349 Жыл бұрын
Not difficult to understand. I wouldn't believe it if we were talking acorns instead of dollars.
@vasilsmolyanski56363 жыл бұрын
People who watch more than 4 monitors at the same time are security guards...
@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial3 жыл бұрын
i was a security guard but i only had 2 monitors
@hoangnguyenvuhuy55353 жыл бұрын
@@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial But do those monitors have different screen? XD
@jesso66703 жыл бұрын
That's cool bro I forgot it
@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou3 жыл бұрын
@@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial you would have made a lot more with at least 20. You left a lot of money on the table.
@VinOnline3 жыл бұрын
@@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou 😂
@noahmoody45683 жыл бұрын
“Smash that like button Wall Street” has the same energy as “how do you do fellow kids”
@archibaldhernandez55533 жыл бұрын
😂
@seraphin012 жыл бұрын
hey guys, if you take financial advices from a 16y old with braces on tik tok.. you deserve what's coming your way, that's where I draw the line in the sand
@beyondleftfield4470 Жыл бұрын
But what if that kid who "created the power of the sun" started a tik tok? Hmmm?
@Prediculous Жыл бұрын
Pudges are currently at 5 eth btw. LOL x4 from where he hyped it.
@BodomsScythe Жыл бұрын
_That_ is where you draw the line..?
@ストマクランブル Жыл бұрын
That's what con artist says
@seraphin01 Жыл бұрын
@@BodomsScythe yeah I have high tolerance to cringe but I have limits too
@NerdishGeekish3 жыл бұрын
We went way past "cab drivers and shoeshine boys" giving financial advice and straight into spoiled kids and asylum inmates giving you financial advice. We are truly living history here. 80 years from now on researchers will write research papers about TikTok finfluencers.
@FutureChaosTV2 жыл бұрын
Everything starts to feel a lot like the period between 1920 and 1930...
@newaryamen2 жыл бұрын
@@FutureChaosTV when is the next world war then?
@alexamderhamiltom5238 Жыл бұрын
@@newaryamen soon
@themug406 Жыл бұрын
Honk honk
@rkevinappier3 жыл бұрын
damn near died laughing when that guy said "...if it goes to one trillion market cap...".
@atorgrade18913 жыл бұрын
@@mehdiahsan4042 so true i'm a multi billionaire by investing all my money im pumping the zilla stock!!! (If all goes well I make hit a quintillion by this winter)
@NoName-rl3fh3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@NoName-rl3fh3 жыл бұрын
@@striveknight4782 good one heh
@aj99693 жыл бұрын
Once you understand the fundamentals, the sole purpose in life is to buy more bitcoin.. sell your house and buy bitcoin.. ponder every waking moment on how to buy more bitcoin
@notadaytrader3 жыл бұрын
How to be a billionaire? Become a millionaire first.
@superchickenlips13 жыл бұрын
If you're taking financial advice from TikTok, or in fact any social media, then you deserve everything coming your way. "A fool and their money are easily parted"
@bottomlinebassin20013 жыл бұрын
Preach it brother
@israelmills74423 жыл бұрын
Agreed 💯
@lowwastehighmelanin3 жыл бұрын
Not all of it is bad but most people on the internet are not economists or literal accountants. Vetting someone's credentials first can separate the chaff from the wheat
@superchickenlips13 жыл бұрын
@@lowwastehighmelanin Credentials to support an online financial advice career would be easy to fake. Anything online is easy to fake.
@Kevin-McLaughlin2 жыл бұрын
"A fool and his money are soon parted"
@mynameisntpatrick14763 жыл бұрын
The Wells Fargo account guy has to be a contractor who shifted overhead money to his savings. You can see his business account is nearly empty at the bottom of his phone. 😆
@TomassWolf13 жыл бұрын
Lol
@titonothere61793 жыл бұрын
Prob bc ppl who have money won’t be acting like that unless they’re rookies
@OriginalCovfefe3 жыл бұрын
100% hes some incel who tried to patheticaly pick up some girl at the bar. It’s pretty sad to watch him.
@pixiegears87873 жыл бұрын
Simps lnc
@renebleu87113 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalCovfefe word sad stuff men are still acting like this in 2021. women are handing out themselves so easily too
@timothyhally19003 жыл бұрын
I remember when this channel had 20K, come such a long way, well deserved!
@dripskee64432 жыл бұрын
I don't usually laugh out loud, but home boy crying over the penguins damn near made me fall out of my chair, and my chair is a nice gaming chair. Shit's hard to tip LOL
@stephenadams23973 жыл бұрын
I would honestly be broke without all of Coffetime's help. Instead I bought a lump of coal last year at $50 and now it's worth $200. 4x baybee!! I'm going to buy all of my friends and family a lump of coal this Christmas so they don't miss out.
@Saixjacket3 жыл бұрын
I mean, coal has actual uses!!!!
@lifotheparty61953 жыл бұрын
True story, commodities and useful products are generally solid
@hareecionelson58752 жыл бұрын
@@lifotheparty6195 solid, literally and figuratively
@tz87852 жыл бұрын
@@hareecionelson5875 Not oil though, that's more of a liquid asset.
@hareecionelson58752 жыл бұрын
@@tz8785 ayyyyyyyyyy *insert Fonz gif here*
@Alex-cw3rz3 жыл бұрын
3:16 if you want to get ahead of stock traders get 40 monitors that means you can double their profit 📈 📈
@naldo30083 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂
@tucapuc3 жыл бұрын
This man is too dangerous to be left alive.
@PierreMiniggio3 жыл бұрын
If you wanna get ahead of the traders, you need to buy the stocks of the company that produce the favorite trader's monitor, and then tell other traders that they need 40 monitors to make better trades. STONKS !
@naturerey18453 жыл бұрын
Just invest in monitor companies!
@timeflowEqualquin3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@BarelySociable3 жыл бұрын
God damn that was hilarious
@merwyndsouza39553 жыл бұрын
Aaayyyyyyyy! Class recognises class. ❤️
@topramen37953 жыл бұрын
Yooooo the king is here
@techow3 жыл бұрын
Hi @Barely good to see you here
@hollister23203 жыл бұрын
11:02💀
@RicoCilliers3 жыл бұрын
Big fan!
@jamestoth87643 жыл бұрын
The Pudgy Penguin soul transcending his consciousness was incredible 😂😂
@johnnymcjohnson13733 жыл бұрын
Joey has to be either a paid actor or an absolute master troll
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro5 ай бұрын
The _last_ thing I wanna hear when I’m looking to make an investment of any sort is some guy’s emotional life story.
@kunai923 жыл бұрын
"I am my penguin." The internet was a mistake.
@kamdangelo3 жыл бұрын
Try living in Africa
@kamdangelo3 жыл бұрын
@SWØRN FISHY the Internet comment @ main person. It’s a funny comment tho , I was just saying the Internet realistically by no means was a mistake
@pillznarRy3 жыл бұрын
Joey HAS to be trolling, right? I mean... NO way is he serious.
@striveknight47823 жыл бұрын
He has transcended man!
@ShkouP3 жыл бұрын
you clearly know nothing about the penguins, soon they will rule our world
@anthonyecr3 жыл бұрын
He’s obviously an artist
@Zyyk02 жыл бұрын
tbh if dude just made a few dozen dollars, I would be crying to and call it the day of my life
@wingedhussar55283 жыл бұрын
"I took my girlfriend out to a nice dinner", let's be real this guy does not have anything that even remotely resembles a girl or a friend.
@fartingshartingpig52873 жыл бұрын
He might have something that resembles part of a girl
@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou3 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm sure whatever he does have is operated remotely. And I'm sure she loves it when he hits her g button.
@michaeldeneff7563 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@HarbingerOfBattle3 жыл бұрын
@@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou No, it probably has to be inflated.
@anthonylong90673 жыл бұрын
@@HarbingerOfBattle with a built in flesh light
@cyphonnnn3 жыл бұрын
Security guard: Can you handle looking at 20 security monitors at the same time? Ex-Day traders: Ez
@omnitravis Жыл бұрын
I dont know if joey was serious or if that was some kinda troll, but that man deserves an oscar or something. I haven't felt that much emotion from a piece of media in, ever?
@Kerhuz3 жыл бұрын
"How do you think we're gonna pay mortgage next week, okay? It's with the penguins!" 🤣 I wonder if anyone has ever said these two sentences together, ever.
@gokuafrica3 жыл бұрын
Probably circus owners who have Penguins 😂
@pelic96083 жыл бұрын
Some Eskimos have. Followed by: "Would you get some out of the freezer, please?"
@fullmetaltheorist3 жыл бұрын
Nah this is truly something new.
@ProperlyGaming3 жыл бұрын
I'd say possibly zoo owners. Like the penguins are gonna be there star attraction
@anonymousAJ2 жыл бұрын
A shady zoo
@ryanadams48123 жыл бұрын
“You can’t go to HEB…” Coffeezilla puts himself as a Texan
@mikea19723 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it haha
@crystmusic3 жыл бұрын
@Persnikitty and Dr. Pepper babyyy
@joselopez18923 жыл бұрын
Thought the same lol
@jellocubez73 жыл бұрын
Send us some Blue Bell.
@gnarlylasagna74643 жыл бұрын
shouts outs to HEB
@Hephaestus_God3 жыл бұрын
"I'm just here to look pretty" "All of these girls are richer than you" Me: *cries*
@christianfilloux3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@HeavyMetalKittenx3 жыл бұрын
Right lol 😂
@apeshitclothing3 жыл бұрын
I know you got the lust
@nothingnowhere23582 жыл бұрын
In bitcoin we *trust*
@somregularguy2 жыл бұрын
Sucks to be you, you could’ve been born to rich dads like them 🙄
@klutterkicker3 жыл бұрын
To be honest though some guy puts his life savings into a checking account and flashes it around at a bar and I'm gonna laugh him out the door too.
@resa5742 жыл бұрын
He actually thinks he's the man Some people really are that stupid lol
@Dubya9W92 жыл бұрын
@@resa574 Wait, so you have that?!
@ARockyRock3 ай бұрын
it only looked like 5 figs anyways- not bad but def not rich
@zagreus5773 Жыл бұрын
I love that he had to specifically mention that he has a girlfriend, because it is such a rare thing in this scene.
@santa_bomb53 жыл бұрын
That guy is trying to impress women by showing his net worth in crypto, I'm over here like "I'd love to buy you a drink! Hang on let me make sure my check went through. I ain't paying no overdraft fees."
@rumham76313 жыл бұрын
Just buy a chubby penguin NFT bro ur money will go 10000x
@drdabsmore9453 жыл бұрын
@@rumham7631 G U A R A N T E E D
@xVibra3 жыл бұрын
I'd much prefer a humble and simple man than some dude selling gigachunks of guppy parts.
@edvincalderonjr3 жыл бұрын
He should be investing in himself. Don't know why he would try something like that in the first place.
@booognish3 жыл бұрын
@@xVibra Simple Jack
@isakbrowning9553 жыл бұрын
Oh, I love when Coffeetime uploads.
@jjoonathan71783 жыл бұрын
It's official. He might as well change the account name.
@dimetryp3693 жыл бұрын
I wonder if charlie ever found out that he is coffeezilla..perhaps he did and he's letting it ride lol
@daffy93183 жыл бұрын
@@jjoonathan7178 i mean, im pretty sure the actual CoffeeTime chain closed so now or never?
@stephenpmurphy5913 жыл бұрын
I know, plus his is name ....is what? Stephen that's a great name.
@1STIMPRESSIONFILMS3 жыл бұрын
Did you mean coffee Zilla ? Lol I hope your not smoking crack .
@ArcticPrimal3 жыл бұрын
Joey has transcended space and time
@rossdonaghy17483 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely concerned about what is going to happen to the crypto space when the initial NFT hype is over and people realise that they've dropped their pensions into worthless pixelated doodles and the market is now saturated and their investments gone.
@desmonides2 жыл бұрын
It’s going to be sad… then hilarious, but then even more sad 😢
@hidayatmusroni2 жыл бұрын
It dead now haha i think
@exeggcutertimur609115 күн бұрын
To me it was a barrel of laughs from beginning to end. The whole thing was such an obvious scam it was great watching it unravel from a distance.
@paulkfilms Жыл бұрын
Dude the penguin guy "crying" is DEFINITELY trolling. He has to be! It's too funny
@TimothyAtlas3 жыл бұрын
Coffee. This was brilliant! Big love from Aus mate. Thoroughly love your relentless pursuit to help people sense-make through bullsh!t
@WhyJagger3 жыл бұрын
Finfluencer moment 😳
@AmalDevYT3 жыл бұрын
This didn't took off as u expected
@dimvoly3 жыл бұрын
"Translate to English"
@wowTharabbi3 жыл бұрын
That was so entertaining, thank you! The one aspect of money making some young people forget, respect money and money will respect you. If banks are not even paying 1% return right now and housing has a 5-8% return and shares are about the same. Why would anything else pay 7X :(
@CarsAcrossTexas3 жыл бұрын
Coffeezilla my fellow Texan with that HEB reference 😉
@heathermarie83343 жыл бұрын
No store does more, my guy.
@111matt3 жыл бұрын
I live in Canada and I know it's a grocery store.. not very inside reference.
@joshuav68663 жыл бұрын
HEB is awsome!
@Priceisrightable3 жыл бұрын
Sad there will never be another jj watt Heb commercial lol
@TheMouseAvenger3 жыл бұрын
HEB rules! ^_^
@hspatel1799 Жыл бұрын
If you go broke loosing $1000, you didn't have chance anyways.
@diegowushu3 жыл бұрын
I may be the most socially moronic person ever, but at least I'll die happy knowing I never did something as cringe as approaching someone with my bank info on hand. Seriously, that gave me enough second hand embarrasment that made me want to die in the spot.
@bcc5701 Жыл бұрын
Poverty sucks real hard but just remember how miserable all these dudes with a little money since they realized that just getting money wasn’t going to solve all their issues like they were told.
@Tommygunn2585 ай бұрын
@@bcc5701If you have alot of money you can get women, just not the right kind of women. Why someone would publicly show strangers their bank balance is puzzling to me.
@halfnelson61153 жыл бұрын
So glad I found this channel. This dude cracks me up.😁
@jayrollo13523 жыл бұрын
"I have a 1 picosecond char". Coffeezilla, your Chem E. is showing again.
@bamffatboi55263 жыл бұрын
Yo, he's a chemE?
@jayrollo13523 жыл бұрын
@@bamffatboi5526 Yee
@mazerrackham59593 жыл бұрын
@@jayrollo1352 hm never knew
@jayrollo13523 жыл бұрын
@@mazerrackham5959 I think he mentioned it before in one of his videos.
@lography69173 жыл бұрын
Dude, your comedy has ascended. It was in fact really funny
@GlassesnMouthplates3 жыл бұрын
The guy trying to pick up the lady by showing his bank balance from his phone is probably the type of people who watches terrible gold digger skits on TikTok and Instagram and somehow takes them seriously as life lessons.
@matildaharris82123 жыл бұрын
I will hold BTC till the end of 2025
@Marthaahernandez103 жыл бұрын
BTC is shit coin.
@kieranwhite73583 жыл бұрын
The Bankers coin you mean?
@kieranwhite73583 жыл бұрын
It will be something in a few years just hodl as much as you can.
@olivergarrett88633 жыл бұрын
I'll buy the Dip now now if I were you
@emiliepauwels14353 жыл бұрын
I'll hodl strong and see what happens in the end.. Trust me I can't wait to prove some fakes wrong about this whole bull & bear trend
@dpbass88983 жыл бұрын
When “I’m on the phone with 19 whales I gotta go” makes perfect sense. No matter what happens crypto will never be forgotten.
@MWHM23 жыл бұрын
Bruh that penguin part left me in tears… of laughter 😂 MrTubby lmfao
@miggywiggy3 жыл бұрын
This channel has been my guilty pleasure over the past few days.
@dxing9374 Жыл бұрын
The bitcoin guy must be in deep sea by now
@cliffpoynter96053 жыл бұрын
I am dying 😂 My man, keep doing what you are doing. You have truly developed an amazing and original style.
@dolamike5843 жыл бұрын
After watching the trends with bitcoin, stocks, and gurus. I officially switched my career path to legit sales. People are throwing their money in different directions, im gettin in on it.
@kevinfunk833 жыл бұрын
How about that dude Joey’s acting? Gifted, just gifted!
@lineialquantum3 жыл бұрын
Made my stomach hurt 🤢
@bootje993 жыл бұрын
I felt a mixture of awe and second hand embarrassment
@Fusilier73 жыл бұрын
You're tearing me APART penguins!
@Ryyi233 жыл бұрын
I have to admit, I really like the design of the penguins. The art style is cute. Not worth more than a few dollars if it was a custom commission, in my opinion.
@Saixjacket3 жыл бұрын
This is why some people actually believe in card games/comics/physical copies of things as value. It just has to “look good” to enough people with money.
@LucaPizzoplus2 жыл бұрын
@@Saixjacket isn't it the whole point of art? Anyway I would value those 5$ if printed on a A3
@rookthelion21782 жыл бұрын
support real artists :DD
@habibbialikafe3392 жыл бұрын
I work on wall street but they only gave me 8 monitors 😔
@RustCole01 Жыл бұрын
All I had was a lousy Bloomberg Machine and a subscription to Hoovers...
@usernameluis3053 жыл бұрын
3:22 how to tell that someone doesnt know what they're doing: "charts bro its all in the charts, buy my course and ill teach you how to read charts"
@michaelmurray65773 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a dedicated monthly chart monitor 😂📈
@ThePapaja19963 жыл бұрын
"but charts said" chanel awsome
@MrKrewie3 жыл бұрын
It's almost like they don't really have to say anything, you can smell the stupid from a mile away
@UmbraWeiss3 жыл бұрын
Well charts really say it all, but yeah the rest is true :)) most people i see on youtube just talk bullshit about things they have no idea what it is :))
@israelmills74423 жыл бұрын
People that made a fortune off reading charts Jesse Livermore Linda Raschke Paul Tudor Jones George Soros So yeah your comment is invalid
@threethrushes3 жыл бұрын
Tulips, tulips, everywhere.
@homemacai3 жыл бұрын
Satoshi is rolling in his grave right now
@Cleeqo3 жыл бұрын
Satoshi's dead?
@erpizzaiol54573 жыл бұрын
@@Cleeqo Yeah his real name was Jeffrey Epstein.
@Dylski.3 жыл бұрын
@@Cleeqo it seems plausible to assume that. Although we might never know.
@CharlesIvansfather3 жыл бұрын
@@erpizzaiol5457 ☠️😂
@erpizzaiol54573 жыл бұрын
@Bruno França Satoshi isn't black.
@dantemakoya3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy these videos way more than I should, haha! Keep it up Zilla!!
@sofusnielsen38329 ай бұрын
Crazy to think the Pudgy Penguin guy were giving out some quality financial advice. each Pudgy Penguin today are sitting over 20 eth...
@MilenaSimsic3 жыл бұрын
9:41 "I am my PENGUIN is ME, and I am my PENGUIN." They're losing their minds omg.
@magthecodec3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I lost some serious brain cells around 11:40.
@JC-zj2is3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@lre2803 жыл бұрын
i love the duck when ever the screen lowers. makes me laugh every time
@mcblanc9007 ай бұрын
No, 1 monitor is enough. You dont need to check once per minute monthly/weekly/daily/h4/h1 charts. And you also dont need to check charts below h1. You can focus on one chart per time anyways, doesnt matter if you open next card or just look at different monitor.
@kapasihome2 жыл бұрын
This was the BEST!! Great job, love your sense of humour!!
@ValariaxSword3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I will ever understand the craze behind NFTs.
@Tontisimo3 жыл бұрын
It's a collectibles bubble.
@inthefade3 жыл бұрын
It is all illusory.
@traumateaminternational47323 жыл бұрын
It's a speculative bubble and people are bored.
@Saixjacket3 жыл бұрын
Just know that it will bring people back to actual physical assets of successful companies, yugioh, mtg and Pokémon will still be rising. They are backed with one major factor, time.
@devsingh63213 жыл бұрын
It's a scam
@CalvinBDaG3 жыл бұрын
I call dibs on taking “Mr. Tubby” as a “mob boss” name! Or a head of a cartel, or gang, or whatever you wanna call it! They call me ‘Mr. Tubby😏’.😂🤣
@radfoo723 жыл бұрын
Letting a TikTok kid tell you how to become a millionaire is like letting the guy in the row boat down at the dock tell you how you can one day own a carnival cruise line!
@drake.7072 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when the guy starts crying during his fake story.
@konstantinDgospodinov3 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie I laughed at this video more than the other vids, content quality going up my man keep it up. The confidence and goofiness is enjoyable!
@dingalingus43383 жыл бұрын
After a small amount of research, if you had bought a pudgy penguin at the time of that tiktok finfluencer telling you to, you would have a 76% return. Based off of the 2.64eth price at that moment. Incredible.
@pocnit3 жыл бұрын
You're better off gambling on S&P500 at 10x leverage after a dip.
@Saixjacket3 жыл бұрын
Why yugioh is the card game of true profit margin right now. We double up all the time in yugioh, and many cards are still undervalued. The market is in a cool off right now, but yugioh specifically is beating out everyone else in terms of growth.
@MrSpeedyy19913 жыл бұрын
I really needed this much laughing today. Thank u coffeezilla.
@laxinthe3033 жыл бұрын
"Montly chart" sure sign that he can read a chart.
@Anti_everything_and_everyone3 жыл бұрын
😩
@Duke_of_Prunes3 жыл бұрын
Da chart say three fiddy 🤑
@johnprice35933 жыл бұрын
@@Duke_of_Prunes Tree fitty on da muntly???
@staffordmcanuff86752 жыл бұрын
Bro make more vids with this fuxking energy. You got me rolling and i really needed it. Thanks
@germdaro3 жыл бұрын
I usually can hold it together, but the "HA, 10x" killed me.
@oshosanyamichael95893 жыл бұрын
That shot of Jocko saying "GOOD" is gold.
@unknownname27883 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting Jocko at all lol
@zzzleep3 жыл бұрын
Good
@jointhefist10163 жыл бұрын
My aunt deals with stocks. She only has 1 monitor. Maybe an extra one at her office.
@cptrelentless800853 жыл бұрын
Does she have an old timey ticker tape dispenser?
@mpower23863 жыл бұрын
Depends on what you do, some active dealers prefer to see multiple things at the same time when dealing, they cant be bothered to flip between windows... at the bank I was at some dudes used 9 screens. Usually it looked something like 3 screens with actual market quotes/depth/charts, one with their bloomberg chat/e-mail, one with a fintwit board, a few with their own spreadsheets and some newsfeed of somekind and some other random things on the other screen, usually some code they are working on or sports news
@nb94672 жыл бұрын
BRO I WAS HAVING A SHIT DAY AND THIS HAS KILLED ME IN LAUGHTER THANKS KEEP DOING YOUR THING
@BaronFanhope Жыл бұрын
I'm Ironically being shown financial "guru" advice adverts while watching this! 🤣🤣🤣
@markusbisma50153 жыл бұрын
Is the pudgy penguin guy trolling ? I don't know the backstory, I can't tell
@Charles-vy8ub3 жыл бұрын
He definitely is 🤣🤣🤣
@stupidmonkey1513 жыл бұрын
Oh coffeetime, you're such a Texan. It's all about that HEB Plus tho
@ajbobbitt3 жыл бұрын
Nah bro, its all about Central Market tho
@socksleeve3 жыл бұрын
I went to Texas recently, was in awe at the size of an HEB Plus.
@colin05163 жыл бұрын
@@socksleeve HEB Plus dont mess around down south partner
@socksleeve3 жыл бұрын
@@colin0516 it was cartoonishly big, at least to me
@vrapbrap3 жыл бұрын
These scammers are pretty hilarious, but at the same time I do secretly hope that they slip on some nice and steep stairs (in minecraft)
@hectoryearnney4119 Жыл бұрын
Influencers should show proof of portfolio
@angie.castle3 жыл бұрын
2:33 You can't go to HEB --wait. Lol, as a Texan, that's such a Texan thing to say 🤣
@ScottBub3 жыл бұрын
This is ridiculous. This day and age where people will invest in ANYTHING and come out like Gods on the other side because influencers petal their garbage and sell it to their fans without giving two craps about how manipulative and immoral it is. Sheesh. I hope my daughter can see through it when she gets older.
@jakecollen17763 жыл бұрын
bro what is with the guy at 11:20 like bro you invested in an NFT you didn’t cure cancer
@sthiag03 жыл бұрын
oh, i wish you were already around covering scams during the csgo lotto scandal
@veganbutcherhackepeter2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the most entertaining episodes ever. Lol. TY
@chaimshlomo183 жыл бұрын
I cringed so hard I broke ALL 20 of my monitors. Coffeezilla, you better make this up to me!
@AbuMaxime3 жыл бұрын
"I'm kind of new to this stuff!" LMAO! "I'm kind of new, period!"
@sunnypsydup3 жыл бұрын
"The future has left us behind ladies and gentlemen!" I'm dead😂
@amharbinger3 жыл бұрын
The greatest investment are Big Macs, they're the future.
@Learn2Code923 жыл бұрын
@7:18 this 10X thing is gonna take off LOL
@lucaspalladino81523 жыл бұрын
You are the 🐐 coffee. Keep it up man!
@AhmetKaan3 жыл бұрын
*Oh, the good old 10 million dollar studio...*
@stephen-finance3 жыл бұрын
Wait until that guy finds out about The March Of The Penguins! Morgan Freeman will blow his mind! 😂
@a.c.55093 жыл бұрын
The lost generation... makes me wanna put a highly-leveraged short on GenZ.
@hunterflowerson44603 жыл бұрын
GenZ is fixing to eat the rich anyway
@tyresewatchthis80253 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@fawnieee3 жыл бұрын
@@hunterflowerson4460 the way they're starving us, we probably will.
@easy22132 жыл бұрын
If a guy is showing off his bank account to pick up women, there is a very good chance he has never had that much money in his account before.
@rippindippin30063 жыл бұрын
I aspire to scam as many innocent and unsuspecting victims as they have so that one day, I too can have a 10 million dollar studio