the perfect beach body is not what many people think it is. It is not tan, skinny or tall. It is small, has six legs and a hard shell. The perfect beach body is a crab
@luminousmistakesАй бұрын
Or a fish, may i offer
@ElizabethMidfordHatesCopsАй бұрын
PREACH IT!!!!!!!
@KittyTrackzАй бұрын
WRONG!!! BARNACLE!!!
@RubybonezАй бұрын
@@KittyTrackz Hmm. In terms of mobility, crab wins, in terms of survival, barnacle wins. Fish win in speed, but rank lowest in surviving ON a beach.
@ruddigers_paws29 күн бұрын
yknow, everything does evolve into crabs....
@MorningDusk7734Ай бұрын
Reminder that, (if you were born in America) unless your family tree is 100% indigenous, your ancestors had to immigrate from somewhere into America.
@Autistic_Sandw1ch.officialАй бұрын
This community here saved my life when I was 12. It’s kinda crazy to think I would’ve chosen to sleep with the fishes if online communities like this didn’t exist. So i wanna say, thank you, internet users 💚💚💚
@user-su4ms7bg8uАй бұрын
'make america pray again' sounds ironic coming from the guy trying to bann muslims... like, what do you think we do, exactly?
@Vesperad0Ай бұрын
Uhh...according to the overused and underexamined checklist they have laid out against every other religion...eating babies, I guess. Or most likely, the vast majority of Muslims being brown/poc is enough of a "problem".
@pinkzaismАй бұрын
12:23 i don't even remember what the word twink means anymore because practically every young, skinny light skinned man gets called that now
@GhostlyArtistAjАй бұрын
Yeah like as a trans guy it gets really uncomfortable when I've said 'hey, don't use this term for me if you aren't *insert this very close friend's name* I don't like it bc I can't tell if yall are serious or not'and people still call me a twink- like I'm only okay with them calling me that bc I've known them for 7 years and I can tell they don't mean it???
@captaincaspian42Ай бұрын
That's exactly what twink means, it means a skinny, hairless, feminine, pale (almost always white) queer young man.
@tankiegirlАй бұрын
Real
@grayarkliteАй бұрын
Me: doesn’t really care how people address me and doesn’t really have dysphoria Someone calls me a twink: I am going to rip my skin off and be unrecognizable
@RenaissanceRockerBoyАй бұрын
Queer and cishet people alike feel emboldened to be homophobic and transphobic and misogynistic (all part of anti-transmasculinity) towards trans men because we are simultaneously erased and demonized by the entire community. Gender essentialism and radical feminist poison benefits from the oppression and malicious erasure of trans men. Non-trans men will claim that bigotry towards trans men specifically is "just misogyny/transphobia" and then simultaneously deny that trans men face any oppression at all, especially from our supposed "community".
@lovelovelovelovelove616Ай бұрын
Small vent- no TW Damnit I really want to be nice to strangers but whenever I am, they consider it an invitation and start flirting with me. I’ve had to tell so many imaginary boyfriend stories that he might as well be an OC 🙄
@VanNessy97Ай бұрын
I mean, I'd read a story about him
@aaaa.non-batteryАй бұрын
oh, this one about food pantry reminded me - the organisation i've reached out to responded to me and i can join them, so starting this weekend i'm gonna be cooking free food for people in need!
@luminousmistakesАй бұрын
Congratulations and stay safe!
@aaaa.non-batteryАй бұрын
@@luminousmistakes thanks!
@LesbianShenYuanАй бұрын
i remember when i was about 4 my parents were really struggling with money. with absolutely no shame they took me and my siblings down to the food bank, got food for us and went back home. it’s not something to be ashamed of, so stay safe and eat well.
@tieflingcorpse9817Ай бұрын
4:14, thats not really how insecruties work, insecurities arent logical they never are. i mean theres a very real reason that an often way of coping with insecurities is to ask yourself "would i judge someone if they had this characteristic of them?" and the answer is often no. like a lot of the time someone who is ashamed of being fat would not judge others for being fat
@lovelovelovelovelove616Ай бұрын
I hate how people try to make other people’s insecurities all about them tbh
@stxrstruck6755Ай бұрын
My favorite thing to say to myself and to other people is that your facial features fit YOUR face. Theyre not too big, or too small theyre just the right size for YOU. I used to believe my nose was too big, but looking at myself now, i have a rounder face. It makes sense my nose is wide. I would look weird with a button nose. Of course if you want plastic surgery, who am I to judge, you do you. But if youre insecure about that maybe saying this to yourself will help you too. :)
@Brutus_lmaoАй бұрын
I want a honey badger tattoo :3
@ElizabethMidfordHatesCopsАй бұрын
What about Bunga from Lion Guard? Or honey badger don't care? Or Winnie the Pooh eating honey, but Pooh is a badger?
@pinkzaismАй бұрын
11:00 I love how unconscious clump of cells is seen as more human than queer people and women
@pinkzaismАй бұрын
the face-eating leapers song goes hard. I never get tired of hearing it
@aleftistdudeАй бұрын
it’s done different every time too!!!!
@pinkzaismАй бұрын
8:44 "I'm tired of the separation of church and state" babe, that comes from your beloved constitution that your party has said needed to stay the exact same
@DenerieraxАй бұрын
wild
@tankiegirlАй бұрын
Hottake: not voting is perfectly valid and you shouldn't shame someone for their vote either way (I've been guilty of this and gonna change)
@moppingpenguin3937Ай бұрын
Very understandable and I wish you well 🕯✨
@erinrising2799Ай бұрын
just for a different point of view (and brief rant about a relative), don't be like my father-in-law. He bitches all the time about this law or that law in his city. And they were all in ballots over the past few years. And he doesn't vote. My thing is if you truly care about this issue, the least you could do is vote on it. I just get annoyed when people complain about stuff and won't do anything to fix it. Also we live in Oregon so it's all mail-in ballots, so it's not like you have to take time off work to stand in line.
@pinkzaismАй бұрын
7:26 as fucked up as it is, I also find it quite funny because every Christian I've told about this thinks he's ridiculous
@monsoon5524Ай бұрын
Trump likely isn't even a Christian, he just wants to appeal to them. In fact, he's probably not even a full conservative and just uses them to get the shit that he wants.
@majiwarusentosenАй бұрын
I have a 15th anniversary miku plush now , she silly 😋😋
@FroggyAnarchy84Ай бұрын
My therapist is currently on break and I am ✨struggling ✨😃😃😃
@forestwizzarddАй бұрын
I’m sorry man, make sure to drink water today
@ErutaniaRoseАй бұрын
Gods I feel you. I’m out for a therapist for two weeks, bar a few short texts maybe. And maybe 3 if I can’t schedule it before I get my wisdoms out.
@SpindleSpookАй бұрын
Scars by the crane wives is actually such a banger
@lovelovelovelovelove616Ай бұрын
If project 2025 happens I’m moving out of the country ASAP, just need to find a country to move to
@luminousmistakesАй бұрын
I doubt I'll be able to move if it happens :[
@ElizabethMidfordHatesCopsАй бұрын
Antartica research team
@SpindleSpookАй бұрын
Me desperately trying to find a way to relate my favorite characters to every crane wives song ever:
@lem9033Ай бұрын
I have no clue who you are but seeing your love for the crane wives cracks me up
@SpindleSpookАй бұрын
@@lem9033 ah thank you i hope thats a good thing lol
@confusedfrog294Ай бұрын
So real Every time I make a playlist for a character I like I end up having to remove like 5+ Crane Wives songs because the playlist is 3 hours long lmao
@RubybonezАй бұрын
REAL! I want to pull enough motivation together to make a crane wives and good omens animation with the moon will sing, tongues and teeth, never love an anchor, and allies or enemies but school is making it very difficult.
@pinkzaismАй бұрын
Bro. It was 10:55 (the time on the clock, not the timestamp). I was up since 6am. I felt a little tired, so I thought "maybe I could lay down a little bit and get some energy!" WRONG. I ended up feeling more tired and dreaming while half-conscious. When I finally had full consciousness I looked at the time and it was 2:45. What the hell man. How am I supposed to get anything done now..?
@SpindleSpookАй бұрын
Yk seeing how many crane wives fans are also fans of life series, it kinda tempts me to watch it…
@reboottalksАй бұрын
Fan of Crane Wives, can never get into Life Series but it’s pretty cool -Nyx
@MoldyRainbowButterАй бұрын
*becomes a ghastly presence which seeps through your phone to whisper in your ear* "yessss yessss a ship could never really love an anchor and you know what else has a ship? boat boys they are in the relation-ship yessss watch the blocky British people"
@SpindleSpookАй бұрын
@@MoldyRainbowButter whelp than if theres a ship that matches my favorite crane wives song than i guess i have no choice but to watch them ig /lh /hj (Also you can explain where/what/who i should start watching and what life series even is bc i have like no idea what life series is tbh /lh /gen /nf)
@MoldyRainbowButterАй бұрын
@@SpindleSpook ok so I think you should start with first season, which is called 3rd Life. it's basically a Minecraft server with some KZbinrs. They each have three lives, and when they only have one life left their goal becomes to kill other people. Everyone is online at the same time in sessions, so usually each episode the footage from one session. A good point of view to watch first would probably be Grian, Good times with scar, or dangthatsalongname.
@SpindleSpookАй бұрын
@@MoldyRainbowButter okay alright thank you so much this is very helpful!!
@aksdasjsАй бұрын
guys i leave for a holiday tomorrow, i'm not allowed to take my laptop so i probably won't be able to comment for the two weeks i'm away, since the comments barely work on my phone, so: see you guys soon
@amokiwithmarshclamsoupАй бұрын
see you and have a good holiday!!
@luminousmistakesАй бұрын
See you soon, stay safe!
@aaaa.non-batteryАй бұрын
see you soon and have fun!
@Blu-LabАй бұрын
have fun, stay safe
@Raymond.the.commie.raccoon44Ай бұрын
7:26 Fun (/sarc) fact: The ww2 german people (mustache guy + supporters) used religious imagery for propaganda /Srs /neg I don't even actively search for it, but I keep noticing new parallels between Trump/the US alt-right and 1933 germany. (Also that stuff you seem to know about norse mythology (strong masculine warriors dying heroicly in battle to go to Valhalla) comes from nazis) /srs
@Purple001-eh6zoАй бұрын
i'd say wait until they bring back phrenology but like
@DenerieraxАй бұрын
I'm interested in that last point you made, because I think you are wrong about that. So explain.
@SpindleSpookАй бұрын
About the last part, that really cane from them?? Where/how did you find this out? /genq
@Raymond.the.commie.raccoon44Ай бұрын
To everyone looking into the norse myth thing: Basically a bunch of nzs looked for ways to "revive" old germanic paganism and use it to get more people for their antisemitic, racist ideologies. Their ideology mixed with their (often wildly incorrect) thoughts on Norse & germanic myths and it became what is today known as "folkish heathenry/asatru". After ww2 a lot of these"folkish asatru" went to America to escape punishment and start a new life. And there they spread their beliefs. And they continue until today in organisations such as the asatru folk assembly. (If you want to know more look up the völkisch/ folkish movement and Guido von List) Also the guy who popularised the (completely inaccurate) belief that vikings wore horned helmets through his opera, was an antis3mite, mustache man's favourite composer & his music widely used by the nzs. Oh and on top of the nzs influence on popular beliefs about Norse mythology, there are 0 fragments of scripture regarding Norse myths that were not written by christians or Muslims. (There might be some inaccuracies &there's much more to be said about this, but it's pretty late so I'll probably add more tomorrow)
@GhostlyArtistAjАй бұрын
@@DenerieraxI looked into Norse mythology a while ago. They ain't wrong. Valhalla is more-so seen as for the brave, yes, but you don't have to be masculine/a warrior/someone who died in battle to get there. It's sort of dependent on who your patron is, too. So while it's more common for someone to end up in Hel's hall (bc a lot of people die ill and that's typically* how you end up there) if they weren't a warrior, that is not always the case and a lot of things we have adapted into Norse mythology do not come from the poetic edda (and it has been interpreted/updated by nazis on some occasions, if I'm remembering correctly)
@SpindleSpookАй бұрын
Some of Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox covers are actually really good
@SpindleSpookАй бұрын
Me when gay blonde/light haired angel characters: 😍😍🫶🫶 (If i had a nickel for every time i watched a show with a blonde gay angelic character, i would have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice /lh)
@RubybonezАй бұрын
wait, let me guess, aziraphale?
@SpindleSpookАй бұрын
@@Rubybonez yep! And a character named Lukas from a Minecraft roleplay called supernatural origins! (i don’t know if Lukas is canonically gay/queer though but he did go on a date with a guy in one episode)
@Mohammed_abu_serriaАй бұрын
Can you help for my newborn daughter and my sister who is sick with cancer? 💔🙏🇵🇸
@kylezo29 күн бұрын
Mohamed I am your sister from Yemen and by Allah I would not lie to you I need all your money for my 15 kids that all have cancer
@lem9033Ай бұрын
thank you for the video!
@aleftistdudeАй бұрын
yay
@Venom8itezАй бұрын
Update on my last comment, I'm deciding to ignore her entirely. Important people in my life are aware of her and what she's doing and are actively helping me with this situation rn. Physically I am safe currently and I don't think she plans on harming me. Thanks guys /gen
@amokiwithmarshclamsoupАй бұрын
hey everyone I'm relatively early today because im going bone hunting with one of my besties after school! ( thats when id usually watch the video)
@M1ST3R_K1PАй бұрын
Free Myanmar, my bio has ressources so check those out if you can
@tankiegirlАй бұрын
Boost
@FroggyAnarchy84Ай бұрын
I have trans tape on and I was wondering if it’s normal for it to be really itchy? I’m pretty sure I did everything right like how it said on the website, but idk. I hope I’m not allergic to the adhesive :(
@FroggyAnarchy84Ай бұрын
May just be my sensory issues acting up
@Raymond.the.commie.raccoon44Ай бұрын
It should not be itchy
@momplspickmeupimscaredАй бұрын
I would definitely put a small stripe on like your wrist or arm wait and see if it itches - it could very be that you are allergic to the adhesives since that's super duper common (I use sports tape for my joints and had a horrible rash and heard from trans friend w sensitive skin that he struggled with his trans tape for the same reason) If you are allergic, look for *hypoallergenic trans tape* (it worked for my friend) If you aren't allergic you may have to use a different product all together.
@GhostlyArtistAjАй бұрын
Hey!! I used to use trans tape, it is not normal for it to be itchy! You may be allergic to the adhesive! I would try a different brand!
@captaincaspian42Ай бұрын
My bestie uses trans tape and he's allergic to the adhesive, he has to use some sort of gel to make it not hurt
@ErutaniaRoseАй бұрын
My Mum helped me get some field guides today in the area we are in and I’m so happy! I love studying plants and a animals. 🥺
@MorningDusk7734Ай бұрын
IDK if you meant to have it public, but the Leftist Videos that actually taught me something playlist on your channel is actually really nice and informative, I've been slowly working my way through it
@Ashley_ClaurenceАй бұрын
Commenting to help boost the video!
@GhostlyArtistAjАй бұрын
I'm majorly late but I was on a call with my friend rambling abt invader zim
@SnoFitzroyАй бұрын
I'm not ashamed to go to a food pantry. I just have ARFID and they rarely have foods I can physically eat
@majiwarusentosenАй бұрын
on my period 👿👿
@Blu-LabАй бұрын
me too 😔
@majiwarusentosenАй бұрын
@@Blu-Lab 😔😔 I wish you no cramps
@The_Therian_IvyАй бұрын
Going back to school tomorrow :’l
@Captain_0f_Cr0wsАй бұрын
Free Kurdistan ☀️
@moppingpenguin3937Ай бұрын
Just watching the last couple of uploads so I don’t remember if it this one but the food pantry advice was really good to hear. 💕🕯✨
@superstar-eb5wbАй бұрын
Commenting for the algorithm
@adamantGriftressАй бұрын
I can FINALLY change my username I’ve 8een w8ing SO long!!!!!!!! (It’s 8een 2 weeks)
@erodacАй бұрын
Eat your veggies as the first thing in your breakfast to avoid a spike in glicose in your day. It's better because it will help you to fell better throught the day! Nothing to do with weight or cortisol face, bc fuck that ❤
@majiwarusentosenАй бұрын
WANT MAKE MUSICAL / PLAY, NOT GOOD AT WRITE. wahhh..kyokubadan..
@grayarkliteАй бұрын
Gotta get a writing friend to team up with, group projects outside of school are great
@majiwarusentosenАй бұрын
@@grayarklite true…
@grayarkliteАй бұрын
@@majiwarusentosen you got this!!
@majiwarusentosenАй бұрын
@@grayarklite Thank you 😭😭😭
@jamiebrooks45727 күн бұрын
I wanted to ask this: how do you know if you need to go to a food pantry? Like, logically, I know you go when you need food, but theres a grey area there. For example, do college students who'se entire paycheck basically goes to college need to go to food pantries? What if a person has food, but can't eat it?
@Omor_On_The_FloorАй бұрын
reebo keebo
@ElizabethMidfordHatesCopsАй бұрын
Ahegao
@aaaa.non-batteryАй бұрын
meebo teebo
@Blu-LabАй бұрын
seebo keebo
@ErutaniaRoseАй бұрын
That first one. The FUCK??? Bruh.
@arih_rihАй бұрын
starting of strong with Imani Barbarin (crutches and spice)!!!
@TransCommieFromOuterSpaceАй бұрын
2 of my comments that i posted here somehow got moved to the wrong video. Now there were two oddly political messages on a random miniminuteman short. Thanks, youtube. :/ /neg
@ChuckWilder57Ай бұрын
OH MY GOD IK IM LATE TO COMMENT BUT ON THE LESBIAN ROADTRIP VIDEO ONE OF THOSE BARS IS IN MY CITY AND MY MOM AND HER FRIENDS GO THERE ALL THE TIME THIS IS CRAY CRAY
@ErutaniaRoseАй бұрын
12:38 Isn’t thinks supposed to be for elf boi gays?
@itsthealpaca245621 күн бұрын
idk what to write it's really late (2am rip) and i ahould go to bed but gejdgdbsjdhsj??
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@VanNessy97Ай бұрын
6:55 Bisexual short circuit
@ElizabethMidfordHatesCopsАй бұрын
It was cloudy today (aka, my vampire ass could actually go outside) so I picked up litter! My portable cd player didn't want to work, but when does a portable CD player like to work? So instead I listened to Night Vale. I want to do it again but I also don't like the part where I have to carry a full trashbag home with me.
@harrennnАй бұрын
I haven't listened to nv in a while I might get back into it.
@ElizabethMidfordHatesCopsАй бұрын
@@harrennn I got back into it in March. My friend and I were coming back from a road trip (so basically road trip part two) and she was bored of listening to music. She couldn't find a podcast she liked so I reccomended Night Vale and we proceeded to listen to Night Vale episodes 1-20. That got me re-invested and now I'm on year five.
@erinrising2799Ай бұрын
that's awesome, it's been a bit too toasty in my neck of the woods to do a litter pick up and I'm missing it.
@ElizabethMidfordHatesCopsАй бұрын
@@erinrising2799 I was so sweaty afterwards. Yesterday wasn't too bad but I wouldn't want to go out of its any hotter than what it was.
@alexmc-gu3icАй бұрын
jstowek up iflleel. tired opunding hedache uwnaagoback to slepe but blfrlb inqwnt amc n cheese too. Umejeugh - 🥧