Rights You Didn't Know You Had (and Probably Don't Want)

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[@LegalEagle]

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[@Mark-D751]

@@ValliantPoppys its only 15 seconds to me

[@Unix2816]

@@ValliantPoppys Yes

[@enchantedplays7860]

poopoo

[@tannerwilson4843]

Could you do an international real law review sometime! The Switzerland Attorney General is currently investigating FIFA President Gianni Infinatino for his roles in the 2022 World Cup Vote that saw Qatar win the right to host the 2022 World Cup. Also, more recently, they is also investigating when he was first voted as FIFA President.

[@luci1st43]

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD

[@abood-2639]

Ah yes, my daily dose of legal knowledge about a country on the other side of the world

[@TheBlackstarrt]

There are other countries? Lol.

[@lil0of]

@@TheBlackstarrt supposedly yes

[@abood-2639]

@@TheBlackstarrt They're just American bases

[@TheBlackstarrt]

@Dr. sludge Now that makes sense!

[@idenree8606]

@@TheBlackstarrt debatable, we need more evidence.

[@RamadaArtist]

One of my favorite legal rights in Vermont, is that while you can't *disrobe* in public, you *can* be naked in public. So as long as you left the house like that they can't hold it against you.

[@DefaultDerrick]

I bet you're on some kind of registry.

[@RamadaArtist]

@@DefaultDerrick yeah because knowing the law clearly makes you some kind of weirdo

[@DefaultDerrick]

@@RamadaArtist It's not the law, it's his bizarre interpretation of laws prohibiting public nudity as sexist and his bias that makes his view creepy and perverse. Trying to dishonestly pretend a topless man is the same as a topless woman. So absurd it shouldn't even need anything said in response to it.

[@iamacatperson7226]

​@@DefaultDerrick dude. the only difference between a dude without a shirt and a woman without a shirt is some lumps. like, that's literally it. it does seem a bit weird to me because it's normally illegal, but like, if a woman wants to go shirtless in public (where it's legal), that's her choice

[@DefaultDerrick]

@@iamacatperson7226 I'm not going to waste my time arguing about this. You know what's right. You know what's wrong. If you decide to defend perversion you get your just desserts. Sounds like your conscience is already pretty much burned off. The hell of your own life is your reward. Enjoy the existential dread.

[@HalcyonSerenade]

Double-proxy marriage: "Does he?" "He does" "Does she?" "She does" "K, they may kiss" "I'll call em"

[@z-beeblebrox]

"You may press the groom's Facetime call against the bride's Facetime call"

[@noahj.1232]

I hear the call all of your contacts to see if anyone objects to the marriage too.

[@AnhTrieu90]

A military spouse belike: “Yeah, I’ll kiss him/her as soon as people stop shooting at me.”

[@AWSum-uf4ri]

Zoom meetings have never been more romantic

[@jupitercyclops6521]

Does this Include constemating the marriage?

[@FlorSilvestre12]

Extremely defaced or damaged bills are always a fun novelty to see when working as a cashier. My favorite was a dollar bill that had been ripped in half and then stapled and scotch taped back together like a miserable little Frankenstein's cash monster. Second place goes to the 60% of a dollar bill someone gave me, prompting me to ask my boss if we could even accept such a thing as payment. He told me that as long as more than half the bill was present it was fine and still counted as legal tender.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

More than half because otherwise you could cut a bill and have two

[@KSPAtlas]

​@HappyBeezerStudios but couldn't you cut 66% of 3 bills and tape the cut off parts together to turn 3 bills into 4?

[@gamerdude.753]

​​@@KSPAtlas I don't think that would work. I think it has to be a whole part (not multiple taped together) that is larger than 50% for it to be legal tender. That 4th bill is made of 3 34% of bills. Each part is less than 50% so it wouldn't count

[@azbz9075]

@@KSPAtlasThat’s probably one of the reasons US bills have unique serial numbers that are printed on both ends of the bill. If a bill were made from pieces of other bills, the numbers wouldn’t match.

[@rixtedewolff8966]

as a European citizen, I didn't expect to find out about any of my rights in this video, but apparently I can become governor of Kansas

[@devent10n]

I did not think of this, and there are "no qualifications" required to run. Please try in 2022

[@elbraddock7711]

Go for it dude

[@christiandauz3742]

Better for a dog to be Governor of Kansas than a money-grabbing Republikkkab

[@afrodudei]

I guess you'll have to compete with this other european

[@evannibbe9375]

Wolff for Governor!

[@ethansloan]

I think Nevada really needs that whole "marriage annulment for wedding done as a joke" thing.

[@butter7445]

You mean the entire country?

[@Mitagitsu]

@@butter7445 Nevada specifically allows walk-in marriages. You could be drunk one night and find yourself married. You just walk into an office, sign some paperwork, and then you go to the next room and do a quick ceremony.

[@butter7445]

@@Mitagitsu ok?

[@maddiemcnugget1076]

@@butter7445 Nevada is also notoriously known for drive through weddings. This is because of the whole Vegas mentality where people tend to do stupid shit because you can. So if anybody should adopt it, it’s Nevada. But other states can adopt it but there’s less need for it. I propose New Jersey as another because Atlantic City in its former glory used to be the Las Vegas of the east coast.

[@SneakyLinky323]

@@maddiemcnugget1076 also prositution is kind of legal in Nevada I say kind of because there are limitations

[@randomcatmeow1394]

"You can get away with murder at the Idaho death zone" *takes notes furiously*

[@ryantwomey3463]

hey honey lets go to yellowstone

[@firstname7606]

Careful the otters might get you in trouble

[@wafflesthearttoad6916]

Where is it, asking for.. research purposes.

[@randomcatmeow1394]

@@wafflesthearttoad6916 does your research purpose potentially involves a dead body :DD

[@Ratsarerlycool]

*goes to enemy* "look, we started on the wrong foot, let's go on a vacation to Yellowstone, I know a little known beautiful part of the park uwu

[@law03xx]

Speaking of the proxy marriage subject, I've seen the opposite happen. A service member gave his mother a general power of attorney while we were deployed. His mom did not like his wife, so while we were gone, the mother then divorced the wife using the power of attorney.

[@CrystalLynn1988]

WTF!! That's horrific

[@KaitouKaiju]

Why would you give your mom and not your wife power of attorney smh

[@calvinbarrett437]

@@KaitouKaiju your mother will always be your mother your wife may not always be your wife.

[@nasrhussain9126]

​@@KaitouKaijuWhy would he if he wants to divorce her?

[@masterdeetectiv9520]

@@nasrhussain9126he didn’t his mom did

[@jwsx2266]

All I got from this: Colorado is filled with shirtless women reversing the marriages they weren’t even at because they were drinking with their child and got dared to get married to someone.

[@TECfan1]

And then murdered someone in the Idaho Death Zone.

[@carissaagurkis4249]

While high on marijuana

[@rickiemoorman4015]

0-1 year old to be governor of Kansas

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

As a Coloradoan, I can confirm this is all true.

[@malarkeylaboratories3658]

@@ezekielbrockmann114 i can also confirm

[@ozzni1]

"Your honor, I only married her ironically"

[@LudvikM]

"... twice"

[@souleaterevans4589]

"You see, I thought she understood that wearing a clown costume in the bedroom was part of the joke."

[@helix2331]

i do... I DO KNOW THIS IS A PRAAAAANK! CAMERA'S RIGHT THERE BROOOOO!

[@mstrfool]

@@souleaterevans4589 I thought for sure she knew it was a joke, your honor. I swear, she laughed for a solid half hour when we got to the bedroom.

[@juniperburnhamclark]

“Your honor i only did it for the vine”

[@jaywaii3187]

"Although no dog has ever attempted to run, there's no law specifically stating that the candidate has to be human." I smell the next Air Bud movie.

[@lhfirex]

Air Bud One

[@megarockman]

Air Bud: 4 More Years

[@backbeathighway]

That was the first thought I had in my head. "Ah, so Kansas works under Air Bud rules."

[@DomenBremecXCVI]

Mayor Bud?

[@timschmidt5469]

A movie like that might actually garner enough embarrassment to get the Kansas legislature to clarify the rules a bit ;)

[@thepracticalblade9013]

I'm totally down for being able to give your kids alcohol. My dad let me try his beer when i was like 12 specifically expecting me to hate it. He was entirely correct, and I had no desire to pursue beer in any capacity until my late 20's because of it. I'm borderline excited to one day give my kid a shot of the nastiest vodka I can find in an attempt to accomplish the same thing.

[@JensPilemandOttesen]

That was NOT the point of the law. It was to teach children to drink responsibly.

[@Stonerman135]

100 Proof Aristocrat, trust me worst vodka you can commonly find.

[@homelandenvironmentalriskc2787]

I'm 24, and my family always Pursued a Liberal Alcohol Policy when it came to National Holidays (IE: New Years Day, ext. ext.) and Let me tell you, Watching adults get drunk, Puke, and complain of a headache and nausiea was enough to instill in me to not over drink. I also hate beer vigorously, I think its P***water. I've developed a specific taste for Certain wines, and flavored beers (IE: Seagrams) because they dont taste so bitter. TO THIS DAY I have NO CLUE how people can drink beer.

[@Iamwolf134]

@@JensPilemandOttesen That may not have been the point, but it's no less beneficial in the long run.

[@red2theelectricboogaloo961]

i mean yeah. my parents would do that mostly to teach me how to deal with it better, why staying sober is important, and how to make it a good part of meals

[@Ivytheherbert]

Dorothy: "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any more." Toto sighs, and takes off his 'Toto for Governor' pin.

[@ZhangtheGreat]

I mean, he can still technically run, considering that he doesn't need to be in the state or even a resident of the state...

[@BaronSengir1008]

@@ZhangtheGreat True, but nobody in another state could legally vote for him, so the pin would be useless...

[@ZhangtheGreat]

@@BaronSengir1008 But he doesn't know if he'll ever run across a Kansas resident in another state, does he? (Horray for thinking way too much about this!)

[@xavierbrown4051]

Underrated comment, made my day 🤣

[@BaronSengir1008]

@@ZhangtheGreat I doubt there are many Kansas residents in Oz...

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

Here's a legal question: If a conjoined twin commits a crime, can they be incarcerated since doing so would wrongfully imprison the innocent twin?

[@andromidius]

Oooh that's a gooooood question! I honestly have no idea, but I'm sure there's some precedent somewhere.

[@s.w.o.g9050]

I think a Court would test which person controls which part, and see which part commited the crime

[@matthewwinchester4171]

Do conjoined twins get separate birth certificates and social security numbers? If so i would imagine they would probably just charge the other twin with helping carry out the crime and just make sure their sentences matched, but i honestly have no idea, that was a great question.

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

@@matthewwinchester4171 Lets pretend that the crime is somehow committed without the other twin's knowledge, such as a crime committed over the internet using a device that only one twin has access to. For this scenario I am imaginging a pair of twins like Abby and Brittany Hensel, but other configurations could also apply so long as one twin has at least enough control to use such a device independently.

[@matthewwinchester4171]

@@Johnny-rx4hs yeah, that is a pretty good question, i imagine the two possible routes the court could take would be either let the one twin off the hook since false imprisonment should not be taken lightly or just give them community service or something, or they could argue that there is no way the other twin could not have known what the other was up to since they're literally stuck together and the innocent twin would have to fight a very steep uphill battle to prove that they were completely ignorant of the crime. I mean, if I was a juror i would have a very hard time believing they were innocent even if that was actually the case

[@idkman8007]

Love how he made sure to tell you he wasn’t giving legal advice and that you shouldn’t give your children alchohol just because it’s legal but said absolutely nothing about murder

[@rompevuevitos222]

Eh, there's a couple of alivent's that would be somewhat productive

[@Razdasoldier]

Legal is murder... Somewhere

[@florencepierce1864]

That's bc his Priorities are Right 🤣!

[@richardpike8748]

@@Razdasoldier Yoda, is that you?

[@Razdasoldier]

@@richardpike8748 Secret it is, tell you must not.

[@wilfdarr]

When I turned 18 (Canadian) all my friends were like OMG aren't you going to go out drinking?! I was pretty confused, I said "No, I can already drink at home". My parents already offered wine at TG and Christmas, beer at birthdays, etc so, just as the Doc said, novelty had been removed, healthy drinking habits started.

[@romiellag]

my experience exactly!!!

[@christopherarias7659]

Bruh what

[@wilfdarr]

@@christopherarias7659 103 people got it, one understood and said he or she had the same experience, while you're response is "brah what?"... maybe lay off the drugs...

[@RedunRedun-c4z]

After the third marriage joke, part of me is like: “Hey, you alright buddy?”

[@banjotheclown2189]

Did anyone else notice he is no longer wearing his wedding ring? (I have no idea when he stopped but I hope he is doing ok!)

[@doublepinger]

"Want to hear a lawyer joke?" "Marriage."

[@IKARIANOFFICIAL]

@@doublepinger - A funny and profitable joke to the lawyers, and a nightmarish punishing joke to those of us who've gone through it!

[@servinglooks247]

I think wedding jokes are the hobbies of lawyers

[@happyogre]

Considering his downward spiral over the past 4 years, gonna say the marriage is done.

[@nickxo_9934]

I'm a Romanian living in Germany....guess I'll run for Governor of Kansas

[@nickxo_9934]

@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda anyone could if compared to the american government lmao

[@AndreiH1605]

Great, I'm a Romanian living in Japan, I'll run against you. Higher chance to get Kansas back to the Motherland.

[@nickxo_9934]

@@AndreiH1605 I think you know how the last time, Japan tried to do anything against America, ended ;)

[@TrueFlameslinger]

As a Kansan, you have my vote!

[@iTz_ParZ]

@@TrueFlameslinger But which one???

[@edgelux3381]

"Get your mind out of the gutter" It wasn't even there to begin with, your comment put it there

[@biancacoal3157]

I was.

[@stupidkilljoy3516]

HAHA SAME

[@jordan4835]

I know it!

[@andrewjohnson6716]

I totally bought into that myth that you couldn’t write on money my whole life. I was told that by my brother when I was a kid (and he was probably told by another relative) and just never questioned it.

[@Tabby3456]

"You have a right to run as a governor of Kansas as a Teen" i found. my destiny!

[@patchpatch4008]

Go for it. Do it. I international double squared dog dare you or else.

[@Tbill18]

Good luck. Im running to Lmaoo

[@jupitercyclops6521]

Not only that, you can do it topless! (Heh...heh.heh.........All right!)

[@anthonylong9067]

Hm. Guess they’ll let ANYONE be governor in Kansas.

[@MegaKBang]

And this is the day where Trump 2.0 appeared.

[@SirThinkALot42]

"its not clear you have to be human to run for Kansas governor" *Caligula liked that*

[@MatthewStinar]

I'm imagining another Air Bud sequel: Governor Bud.

[@epicgamer-lh9zq]

woah zuckerburg can run for governor

[@u1richh]

Governor Cthulhu

[@rebeccasimen1421]

I'm so proud of myself for understanding this joke

[@coreyklaustermeier7329]

@@rebeccasimen1421 well done. We got someone who paid attention in history class (Looking back at this, it sounds hella passive aggressive. I didn’t mean it like that, I swear)

[@jacobd1984]

“What if your best friend double dog dares you to get married.” Only dog dares of a third degree or greater place an obligation on the dared party. Clearly you know nothing about Dare Law.

[@thepaganapostate3208]

Nice one.

[@dx1450]

And while it's a breach of etiquette to go from dog dare to triple dog dare, it is not illegal.

[@SpydersByte]

lol'ed :D

[@alm2187]

Means you need two annulments. If the double dare dealt double damages, do you do a double lawsuit? Or would that be double jeopardy? (Let's ask the all-time foremost authority on this; Harvey Dent. He's a former DA. Also, his consultations come with a free second opinion!)

[@thedevicebook]

Best comment of 2021 (although the year is young.)

[@LegoDude3258]

As soon as LegalEagle said the thing about writing on dollar bills I took out a one dollar bill and wrote "US Code Title 18, Part I, Chapter 17, Section 333". I'm a master of mischief.

[@stephaniehowell1109]

Brilliant!!! Am gonna do that, as soon as I have a dollar. 😂😂😂

[@jacobs2784]

What would the person standing in, by-proxy, say? "Do you take this woman to be your wife?" "He does"

[@shaneeslick]

Does the Stand-in also have to proxy the Wedding Consummation?

[@wafflescience_]

*He do

[@curtisbme]

@Justin B Heck with that. I would want to invite everyone to have a ceremony and not tell them it is by proxy so they are confused AF when some other folks start walking down the aisle.

[@DonPeyote420]

I'd imagine the whole ceremony is just some government clerk filling and filing the papers in complete silence all alone

[@eweccah.k.9996]

"Did you intend to render the bank note unfit to be reissued?" "No your honor. I intended to write my grocery list and pay for my groceries with it too."

[@SpiralSine6]

“Constitutional, have a legal day.”

[@TheLandTrain-AnarticaEdition]

Finally, i can draw mustaches on all my money now

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

I don't see how turning a Founding Father into Spock makes a bill anything other than very cool legal tender.

[@mykal2803]

Pfft, John Krasinski wishes he had that jaw-line.

[@captainkevgames4761]

Right? This guy is waaaaay more attractive

[@benshatney5034]

He might not have that jawline, but he can run for Kansas Governor 😂

[@HOTD108_]

@@captainkevgames4761 John Krasinski is unironically one of the ugliest men I have ever seen. Whereas LegalEagal is a genuine chad.

[@cg1906]

@@HOTD108_ a valid opinion, if not an unnecessarily rudely worded one.

[@RealFad3]

@@captainkevgames4761 pause 🤣🤣 hes a good looking man but so is devin no freaky

[@stephaniedesmond8329]

That shirtless law brings back memories, all right. I remember when they decided to allow women to go topless in Toronto. There was a big news story about it and all kinds of debate. And I guess with all that (ahem) exposure, certain people ended up with certain unfortunate expectations that didn't get realized. I went to some sort of Nascar event with my older brother shortly afterward and there were these two drunks shouting at passing women (including me) coming back from the snack area, "Tops off! It's the law!" I WAS FOURTEEN. Not cool, drunks. Not cool at all.

[@stevenshea990]

Next Air Bud sequel: "Aint no law saying a dog can't run for governor of Kansas"

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

And history says few dogs could do a worse job than those that actually got elected...

[@Leopoldshark]

Mayor Max can now use his work experience

[@dreddpirateb]

You say that but my neighbours dog refuses to see the danger in the space lasers. It's an utter idiot.

[@GaganSingh-nx2yv]

Why did you kill this guy?! Me: officer it was a dare. Cop: understandable.

[@ldbarthel]

So in Delaware you can have the murder annulled??? (Asking for a friend... ;-) )

[@MrCorrectify]

Judge: Pinky swear?

[@NoriMori1992]

@@ldbarthel Nah, you can only get it annulled if it was committed in Yellowstone National Park 😂

[@Livestreamlurker]

"Now speaking of marriage, let's talk about murder" That made me laugh so hard.

[@filipwolffs]

He appears to have some strong feelings when it comes to marriage and divorce.

[@Livestreamlurker]

@@filipwolffs I think he's said he's worked divorces in the past. So, I'm not surprised

[@Lambda_Ovine]

Boomer humor

[@lemax6865]

@@Lambda_Ovine The guy's way too young to be a boomer. I think you'll find it's just adult humor.

[@SillyPC]

@@filipwolffs One of the comments here said he is no longer wearing his wedding ring so.... yeah that might be the reason

[@jennifermillar1549]

On defacing money- My daughter (6) receive a $20 bill for her birthday. She decided she wanted to share it with her brother, so she tore it in half and gave him “half” her money. Gotta love the literal interpretation she had 😂

[@Tori-5507]

That's kinda sweet tho

[@stephaniehowell1109]

Aww how sweet!!! Hope y'all saved it....framed it....❤❤❤

[@prestonjones1653]

"It's not even clear if you have to be a human to run for governor of Kansas." So... when we first come into contact with aliens, Kansas will be the most progressive place on Earth.

[@eleahanz9995]

....or regressive 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jasonbelstone3427]

Nope. Screw dat. Tell em to go home, we're full.

[@prestonjones1653]

@@jasonbelstone3427 All of humanity could live in New Zealand, we are definately not full.

[@jasonbelstone3427]

@@prestonjones1653 Yeah, sure. You try living *comfortably* in New Zealand with 7.5 billion inhabitants on the same island.

[@prestonjones1653]

@@jasonbelstone3427 Works for Manhattan.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

The point he makes about parents giving their kids booze has some merit. The liquor cabinet in my house held no appeal to me as a child after my mother let me try a spoonful of beer. Yuck!

[@totallynotme6720]

In Texas it’s the result of a previously catholic majority Texas. Part of their religious practice is to drink the blood of Jesus (wine) so they needed the freedom. In Texas as long as your legal guardian is present and consents you can drink.

[@tangytim6699]

True

[@cheetodust8051]

Yeah, my mom let me try wine when I was 2 and I spit that shit out instantly. She knew I was going to hate it.

[@3mjolnir]

He actually missed wisconsin in his list of states where consumption by underage is allowed under parental guidance.

[@akimbofurry2179]

Eh I used to drink with my dad. I don't even drink to get drunk, I just like to chill with a nice glass in hand, and relax.

[@jackcarlson4358]

"There's no law that says a dog can't run for governor of Kansas." Ah yes, the "Air Bud" determination. Maybe it's time for a series revival?

[@PhilWithCoffee]

Or a remake of Gus lol

[@emeraldtaco]

The Honorable Bud

[@comradetiki2970]

Mayor Bud

[@ologhai8559]

wait a sec.... aint most of politicians actually pigs?

[@johanrunfeldt7174]

@@ologhai8559 No, pigs are intelligent and curious.

[@jacktattersall9457]

Torn money can be used in Australia. The Reserve Bank of Australia will give exchange accidentally torn/mutiliated bills for new currency based on the area of the bill rounded to the nearest dollar provided there is at least 20% of the bill. If you don't have at least 80% of the bill, you will get a fraction of the bill. So a $10 bill torn in half is worth $5 according to the Reserve Bank of Australia.

[@felixweinlinger]

7:45 Imagine these death zones are just an FBI con to arrest potential murders in those zones and the otters are actually FBI agents in disguise

[@cabbagecart-u3x]

i imagine the fbi is hiding a torture dungeon beneath the otters but okay

[@AtheneHolder]

holy sh!t that is a mindfq...

[@mcstriker]

@@cabbagecart-u3x kinky

[@CavinLee]

Penguins of Madagascar spinoff

[@jeffreyketcham4107]

Shut up shut up shut up. Stop telling people

[@AkashWShah]

"Ah yes, men can't control themselves, so let's limit what women can do." Very well put.

[@steeljawX]

In full fairness, not like "it's fair to impose inequality" but like fairness in a "this isn't much of a practical issue", living in Utah right now, during winter months; no one with a degree of intelligence goes outside topless (or bottomless or full nude.) I can understand when it gets hot, you may want to shed everything, but depending on where you're at, you may want to think otherwise. But even then, sunburns, insect bites, and the constant bad quality air in a lot of the metropolis areas make going topless just a very impractical thing to do. Not saying the option to do so MUST be restricted, it's just something that I'd find weird here since there's fewer benefits to doing it than not. But that's just me being here. I can't speak for the other states that allow it.

[@frostyskeletons8950]

@@steeljawX but as you said, it is not whether it’s a “practical” issue or if one would personally do it. It’s about addressing inequalities, so people can have freedom. Women have lost custody of children for being shirtless on private property. It’s an issue of ridding religiously imposed beliefs from the books

[@sirprize8572]

@@steeljawX That's actually an excellent argument for there NOT being a law restricting it. If nobody's doing it because it's generally impractical, and it doesn't hurt anything the few times that people actually do it, then there's no reason to restrict it.

[@Mnogojazyk]

Men will get so inured in short order, toplessness will become a non-issue in short order.

[@Kuolonen]

Hey it's a philosophy that the Taliban live by, and we know they are swell guys, I see no problem here.

[@michaelryan1767]

"exact your revenge, wish you were dead, get divorced, and repeat" - ok, that part actually made me laugh out loud.

[@pamyuhnke8143]

“The fact that the first suspect in a murder is always the spouse tells me everything I need to know about marriage.”

[@ataruDev]

"Your honor, I only got married ironically"

[@A_Player]

"I only did it for the vine"

[@cosmonautriot7295]

@@A_Player FOR THE VINE!!

[@preasidium13]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!

[@henryblaisdell9383]

stolen

[@garbagecontent2048]

Me a Canadian: oh goodie I can’t wait to see what my American rights are

[@리주민]

Kiwi here, but stuck in texas. Good stuff to know...😁🇳🇿

[@jiralishu]

You can probably run for governor of Kansas. I don't think there's a law saying that you have to be a citizen.

[@mikkelstergaard6218]

@@jiralishu That'd be an interresting situation, the govenor of Kansas, but it's actually someone from Albania who signed up as a joke

[@NoriMori1992]

@@jiralishu That'd be a weird way to get a permanent residency card 😂

[@Raining4rain]

me in australia

[@hhhsp951]

"Speaking of marriage, let's talk about murder"

[@KRYMauL]

Well 16% of murder cases are from the spouse, so it's a pretty good segue.

[@kellyalves756]

I’m sensing a back story.

[@eleahanz9995]

Relatable.

[@KRYMauL]

@@kellyalves756 OJ?

[@umbertorodrigez8213]

2:20 Objection: wether or not a law will be totally effective is only barely relevant to the logic of the law. Seat belts are not totally effective and yet many people try to make those a legal requirement. Additionally, a society with sexual mores is in everyones interest, even if dimorphism means that burden falls on different people differently.

[@Cjaj2]

"Only these Idaho otters can judge you" is a powerful phrase

[@UGNAvalon]

“We shall eat their flesh off of our tummies!”

[@karenl6908]

I would. I would get twelve otters and animal biologists and behaviorists to serve as their interpreters. Nobody's gonna' be murderin' MY acquaintance and gettin' away with it!!!

[@steeljawX]

I feel like the psycho-emotional trauma of such cute looking animals judging you would be very harsh. . . . STOP STARING AT ME SQUIRRELS!!!!!

[@allangibson2408]

Idaho wolves may dispute that restriction. Wolves can be very judgmental (generally on the flavor of the accused).

[@MostLikelyMortal]

The Kansas governor loophole is just begging for an Air Bud spinoff. “There’s no rule that says a dog can’t run...”

[@rokronroff]

"I'll allow it!"

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

Air bud vs boss baby

[@jimwormmaster]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@jakehildebrand1824]

Nah, my cat is gonna get the vote.

[@jordynwithorgans693]

@@jakehildebrand1824 I’m sorry but my dog is cuter

[@omcorc]

“Hallowed sexual status...” In other words: “we’re going to restrict your rights as women and humans in general, because we just have so much respect for you and want to protect you.”

[@kazeryu4834]

Women have had a “Hallowed sexual status” but if there is no practical reason for it do we really need to keep things that way?

[@major7flat597]

You're right. To add to that, the idea that men should be chasing women and women shouldn't express their sexuality is harmful for everyone. The attitude that wishes to push women's sexuality under the rug in the name of "decency" is the same attitude that objectifies and sexualizes women the most.

[@AxxLAfriku]

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear on

[@kazeryu4834]

@@AxxLAfriku what?

[@dark_side_cookies]

Damn, never thought of it that way. That’s dangerously close to “well if you didn’t want to be raped and beaten, you shouldn’t dress like that!”

[@mattanfirouztala6822]

The zone of death loophole gets closed if enough people move there

[@barbarrojaa.c.4761]

Objection: The loophole for non human persons in Kansas should be always be refered as an Air Bud clause.

[@Jmanclub-vd7mg]

Barbarroja A.C., lol I get that reference.

[@j.adamwegs2882]

I would like to sue whoever mixes wine and beer for their crimes against humanity.

[@joermnyc]

Someone was trying to sell a beer-wine-coffee drink... phlegh! 🤮

[@mahino420]

I would like to sue anyone who drinks or manafactures beer for their crimes against humanity.

[@cybulskiya8725]

My dad accidentally poured my wine in his pepsi when we were in spain and it actually was not bad

[@LeScratch89]

More like crimes against sobriety.

[@gillian1272]

I’m confused about this, actually mixing fluids? Or chasing one with the other?

[@Stilgarsan]

16:00 Medical fact: Alcohol withdrawal can be lethal, so long-time alcoholics are administered ethanol, to ease them out. So, this law makes total sense to me.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Churchill had a prescription when in the states I belive.

[@hannahblurp9360]

Normally afaik they are just given librium or other benzos

[@libradawg9]

@@hannahblurp9360 Benzos - the other withdrawal which could be deadly. People think opiates are worse due to the horrible symptoms that birthed methadone, but alcohol and Benzos are the ones.

[@ZombiZohm]

Another fun medical fact alcohol intake can be lethal. You just can't win with that substance

[@GRBtutorials]

Still, that should be done by trained medical professionals, of which there should be plenty in a hospital...

[@IAMGUAMCPA]

Great videos as ever. Informative, concise and “married” to real life. But it is the humor that makes even law reviews bearable. For example “get your mind out of the gutter” after the “p” comment. Thanks for the non-lawyer advice and information.

[@jylepark]

Once I was arrested for not taking it like a man.

[@johnladuke6475]

And once in prison, you had no choice.

[@SansAziza]

@@johnladuke6475 Dying is always an option in prison. 😉

[@MRSANN2010]

@@johnladuke6475 😂

[@MRSANN2010]

@@SansAziza 😭

[@MRSANN2010]

🤭

[@StormyStories]

I feel like a cute enough dog could definitely win the governership of Kansas.

[@kyleninjagokyle6717]

Someone should enter a cactus in a cowboy hat into the election

[@sunnyday8989]

@@kyleninjagokyle6717 10/10, I’d vote the cactus w the cowboy hat into office

[@ClintBrubakken]

only if they were a Republican or ran against Kris Kobach

[@saints360row]

@@ClintBrubakken, At that point, wouldn't it have to be a cute enough elephant?

[@grnmjolnir]

OP Not wrong Oof on the Toto ref. It hearts my Kansas heart.

[@sambugbrown]

Of course he isn't John Krasinski, John Krasinski is asian.

[@drderpphd]

For those who don't agree, hats off to you for not seeing race

[@mattmartin7028]

@@drderpphd im proud

[@greenyawgmoth]

@@drderpphd All right then... why don't you tell me about that sale he made yesterday?

[@newsiesforever208]

@@greenyawgmoth Wellington Systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock. Or are you talking about Krieger-Murphy? Because he didn't close that one yet, but he's hoping he has a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for him.

[@karlmuller3690]

Samuel Brown - As his name would seem to imply .....

[@Maxler5795]

Fun fact: in my country, uruguay, you can do marrige by proxy and double proxy, doesnt matter the situation

[@timschmidt5469]

OBJECTION: Stella the "legal beagle" is decidedly NOT a beagle.

[@moosemafia]

Did you just assume her breed? Maybe she identifies as a beagle ok? 😂

[@timschmidt5469]

@@moosemafia You're correct. I did assume. But without clarity from the bench, the question still stands.

[@NostalgiaBrit]

Tim Schmidt Damn! I just commented the same thing, but you get there first 😛

[@MrGksarathy]

@@moosemafia Maybe she's transbreed...?

[@ChrisHendrickson82]

Yes, but he has the right to be wrong.

[@ArcanumSymphonis]

"Kansas' constitution does not set out requirements for office." Wonder if I could run for Kansas governor from Britain.

[@tracyblanchard7663]

Legally, the Queen could run for governor of Kansas.

[@anthonygammel7352]

Air bud rules

[@RFDN0]

Wouldn't surprise me. I more so wonder if a fictional character could run for office.

[@rams_r_champs]

@@tracyblanchard7663 she could probably run it a lot better than the Kansas government

[@12jswilson]

No rule against it and you'd probably do better than most of Kansas's governors although the current one is decent.

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

The allowing your kids to drink thing really makes sense, I remember reading about in European states where it's normal for kids to have a glass of wine at dinner time, there are far less cases of teens and young adults getting in trouble under the influence, getting alcohol poisoning, driving drunk etc. Take away the mystique of "the grownup drink" and kids learn it's not so special and one needs to be responsible with it

[@stevenroshni1228]

also can learn their tolerance level in a safe space

[@visassess8607]

Are those fewer drunk incidents explicitly linked to being allowed to drink? If not then your argument is not that good. There are many differences between the US and some vague "European" countries so I find it hard to believe that kids being allowed to drink lessens these things.

[@ChineduOpara]

@@visassess8607 _"I don't understand another culture so it must be wrong"_ . Sorry but you sound ignorant AF. Renew your passport, to visit different countries for a few months, THEN come back and contribute meaningfully to this thread, k? Thx.

[@ChineduOpara]

In a 2017 trip to London, I visited a pub. I saw a handful of *obvious teens* buying alcohol in a London pub. I watched them mix it with some pop, and sip it while they sat around texting and chatting at "the kids table" next to their (much louder) parents', table. Later they piled into an Uber (or Lyft?) van and drive off. No drunk driving, no fighting, no belligerence, no Drunk Karens, no racist rants. It's a rather different culture, at least vis-a-vis alcohol.

[@visassess8607]

@@ChineduOpara You obviously responded to the wrong comment because I didn't say anything like that at all. I was asking if specifically being allowed to drink as a child had any correlation with fewer drunk incidents. I never said I don't understand their culture or that they're wrong because they're different and honestly, I have absolutely no idea you even reached that conclusion. Your comment is ironic really. You're calling me ignorant even though you horribly failed to understand my comment and you spending the whole time insulting me is not contributing anything meaningful to this thread. Please actually read and comprehend what was said before you respond next time because your comment makes you seem incredibly foolish.

[@lb4581]

Fun fact is that if someone gets drunk off of nail polish remover a temporary fix until they get to the specific medical device that cures it is to get them drunk off of normal liquor. Your body metabolizes these alcohol in a specific order and will metabolize the normal drinking alcohol first. So if you’re drunk off of that you won’t experience the negative effects of the nail polish remover until you metabolize the liquor. As a result, it could be medically necessary to give someone who is experiencing alcohol related medical issues more alcohol - depending on the circumstances

[@rrtttfthxg2143]

What is the source

[@theunwelcome]

"your proxy may kiss the proxy" just doesn't have that same ring to it...

[@alexanderdragonheart2036]

Yeah, and the image is isn’t that great either.

[@advanceringnewholder]

what if the groom's proxy is their father, and the bride's proxy is their sister? Well, at least that's better than if your bride's proxy is your mother or your groom's proxy is your father. the good thing is there's no awkward moment when the proxy kiss the other proxy

[@joermnyc]

Montana wedding: “Which side of the family are you with, the bride, the groom, the proxy bride or the proxy groom? Guest: “...Now I’m not even sure I’m at the right wedding!”

[@d34dR0d3n7]

Alabama Guest: "Yes."

[@DomenBremecXCVI]

You can tell this law is there to benefit the men because it's pro-XY. (p.s.: This is a joke, I have no idea how this law actually works in reality)

[@reyaflygunn9243]

@@DomenBremecXCVI the law is to benefit anyone who cant make it to a wedding easily, this benefits the low wage working class, people who moved for work, and people in prison side note: chromosomes arent perfect representations of gender. Even if you exclude trans people, there are non-trans women born with XY chromosomes

[@reyaflygunn9243]

@@DomenBremecXCVI to be clear, i do get your joke lol

[@marocat4749]

Askamortitian has that now urlawed, but appearently still practiced concept of marriages of decreased, In asian areas. Marriages can be weird, there can also be a legalized marriage to buildings in france in one case.

[@0xEmmy]

13:20 there's actually a good reason for the "doctor's orders" exception: withdrawal from some drugs (including alcohol) can kill, and sometimes the safest (or only) solution is a slow, controlled tapering off of the substance, which is incompatible with the sudden cold-turkey quitting the law would otherwise require.

[@stevehampe6982]

Indeed! I worked in support services at the local hospital when I was in college. I will never forget seeing on a unit drug cart, a can of Bud with a pharmacy label. It was prescribed precisely for the reason you stated.

[@hannahblurp9360]

Nowadays they use librium or other benzos

[@OMGSHEENA]

I knew someone who locked himself in his own home to prevent himself from drinking, basically trying to quit cold turkey as they say. They found him drowned in his own vomit. Anyone who thinks quitting an addiction is as easy as choosing to stop should have to see a scene like that. 😞

[@rompevuevitos222]

@@OMGSHEENA It really depends how much they've abused the substance Someone that gets lightly buzzed daily isn't the same as someone that goes blackout levels of drunk every other day

[@lyonsson6480]

Yeah, my dad messed himself up pretty bad when I was 12 by trying to sober up cold turkey. Hallucinations happened, cops came, Christmas 1991 was kinda weird…

[@melimsah]

I applaud your use of Groundhog Day at the beginning

[@willemdafoe6256]

It’s nice knowing Clark Kent can run for governor of his home state with no problems

[@Zzzquil_Lord_v2]

Well according to anyone outside of his immediate family, friends super and not, there should be no problem whatsoever

[@thebatman.]

Yes Norman, it is nice

[@garlicsalt317]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE SACRIFICED

[@hydrolito]

Is anyone really named Clark Kent?

[@wta1518]

@@hydrolito I knew a Kent Clark once, but I missed the chance to call him Mansuper.

[@nikdoesstuff9338]

"Only these Idaho otters can judge you" So I'm screwed

[@koolkidxx2624]

its basically illegal at this point if the otters judge you

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

Otters are mean in a courtroom. I learned that the hard way!

[@blakethomson7901]

Nah man, otters are vicious little fuckers. They're murder machines themselves.

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

@@blakethomson7901 They usually graduate at the top of their law class though. One otter in a New York law firm has never lost one case!

[@Alyeska23]

Ha, I wonder what crazy stupid laws will be... "And in Montana" *hangs head in shame*

[@portmoneul]

Head up high. It's not the freedom, but how you use it. Teaching children to be responsible drinkers? I want to do that course.

[@monsternside1509]

As someone who lives in Florida, you have no idea how excited I was to hear him not ONCE mention Florida.

[@givemeabreak432]

Montana's actually got some really cool unique laws. Look at "At Will" employment laws. Montana is the only state that is not "At Will"

[@robertnett9793]

@@monsternside1509 Just wait - maybe it becomes a seperate video entirely later on...

[@JD_1776]

"and Probably Don't Want" i dont know about you guys but I want every right i can get

[@WarmongerGandhi]

"Ain't no law says a dog can't play basketb--I mean, run for governor."

[@johanrunfeldt7174]

What about a goat, they're much smarter than dogs, and there's a lot of homesteaders in KS who raises goats. Billy Gruff for Governor in 2022!

[@gabriellavedier9650]

They literally operate on Air Bud rules

[@TazTheYellow]

Mayor Bud *pun only works in certain dialects

[@rianrietveld]

Kudos for the sarcastic remark: "Oh, yes, man can't control themselves so limit what women can do".

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Hey, it's only "fair," right? It's the women's fault that we have no self-control! 😂

[@crownonmyheads]

@@ZhangtheGreat 😐

[@natalieharless1715]

👍👍👍👍😄

[@Colopty]

For when you want to demean both genders.

[@robertnett9793]

@@Colopty Most efficient.

[@chrisbreitigan]

“Only the Idaho otters can judge me” My next tattoo

[@gwendolynpitts5462]

Love that!

[@werdw4849]

I wonder why my brother want me to meet in Yellowstone, but only in Idaho.

[@imthedentist]

On a most definitely unrelated note to the first right mentioned in this video, I'm going to Colorado

[@SaharaCaliSara]

"speaking of marriage, let's talk about murder" ☠️😂😂😂😂

[@sassyviking6003]

Dang, I know he is a lawyer, so he has probably seen it all. But that divorce joke was dark. Funny, but dark. Edit: and he topped it with that transition to murder.

[@rompevuevitos222]

it's somewhat common knowledge that many wives used to murder their spouses due to certain laws and sexist culture It was better to off them than to just break up There's a good chunk of stories by the murderers themselves that are too old to give a sh*t about consequences

[@mongoosae]

"our solicitation of your feedback does not constitute an attorney-client relationship, friendship, bromance, or romantic relationship" fine print on point as always

[@michaelsegal3558]

I never understood how in The States an 18 year old man (or woman) would be able to serve his/her country in the military but wasn’t old enough to have a beer that always baffled me

[@WaveSineReverse]

Ah yes, I see that Kansas is going with "Airbud" rules for their restrictions on candidacy for governor.

[@harrisonmundschutz2654]

I like how in Canada, public nudity can’t be prosecuted without the consent of the local lieutenant governor. I’ve met her, she’s a women’s rights activist. You can go topless in BC

[@AemVR]

What about sask?

[@thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411]

Unfortunately

[@marspersonal1]

I'm moving to BC

[@kabirhanspal5363]

That's pretty cool! I live in Vancouver and had no idea.

[@deusvult6920]

Jesus is coming soon

[@Waldzkrieger]

I can already see a romcom called "The Proxy" where the groom has to do Big Business™ stuff so he can't attend the wedding, and the bride ends up falling in love with the proxy groom.

[@Quinntus79]

King Philip II of Spain also had a proxy marriage.

[@kangsate3459]

Lmao

[@PlanetSidewinder]

Sounds like a John Grisham book.

[@Egilhelmson]

So did Berengaria of Catalonia, who married King Richard the Lionheart’s sword as proxy. She is known as the only Queen of England never to be there (Richard also owned French duchies with more land than the King of France, so she had lots of places to stay after Richard and she returned from the Third Crusade)

[@fionafiona1146]

There is both Fanfiction and published "romance" content on the topic, for people who care to read that.

[@girlwithamic8021]

From experience, letting parents give their kids alcohol actually does a lot for their self-control later. There’s usually some charge that can be given if it gets extreme, in my experience, but having alcohol at home removes a lot of the novelty. Plus, as an added bonus, once you can have alcohol, you already know what you like.

[@mattmullett9521]

"The Wyoming Federal Court has jurisdiction, but if you want to go to trial, the Wyoming Court simply doesn't have jurisdiction." Love it

[@Sqwivig]

Lmao Wyoming is sooooo dumb! I would know cuz I live here lol

[@Sewblon]

@@Sqwivig But the problem isn't the Wyoming state court. Its the Wyoming federal court, and the problem isn't in Wyoming, its in Idaho. So the problem isn't really Wyoming at all.

[@munkeefinkelbeen5395]

@@Sewblon going off what you're saying, is Idaho pushing jurisdiction off on Wyoming, or is it that Wyoming is claiming jurisdiction over land that's in Idaho?

[@sully51]

Neither. The fed govt. set the rules, not the states.

[@munkeefinkelbeen5395]

@@sully51 Exactly! It's not the "Wyoming federal court," it's the Federal Court System period

[@WigWoo1]

Speaking of money, I heard its illegal to burn a $1 but not any other bill

[@maxthexpfarmer3957]

I thought it was legal if you did it for fun.

[@PXmUJzrxwB03EZCGpP9F]

*Sets fire to Bill Gates* Y'know this is actually legal.

[@maldivirdragonwitch]

@@maxthexpfarmer3957, maybe it's legal if you do it on a dare.

[@Em-uk8ew]

@@maldivirdragonwitch Everything is legal if you're doing it on a dare

[@carouselofagony3276]

Its about as legal as J walking. Its not but its a waste of time to prosecute defacing money... unless they have other motives and use it as probable cause. The "totally not stop and frisk" method

[@avidbingereader]

"Speaking of marriage, let's talk about murder" 😂😂😂

[@Laecy]

The first joke was funny, by the third one, I started to feel like we need to ask if everything’s alright at home 😳

[@thespyderwithin]

A notable additional piece of information, when it comes to increased pay in the US Army (which leads me to believe would be true for other US branches as well), the soldier who receives the additional pay is not required to give or allow access to those funds by their partner. And many people decide that they don't care about that "contract marriage" spouse who lives in the soldiers free house (which is on the base they were deployed from) and may not have a penny. Which may be factorial when they decide to stray to single soldiers on that base. And round and round and round we go... Upon asking, a US Army CID officer (think police detective) once told me that 70% of their cases were domestic violence.

[@SCarboni]

The additional pay is only for the housing and in your statment you said that they live in the house. AR608-99 Under Army Regulation 608-99, a Soldier is required to provide financial support to family members and to obey court orders on child custody. This obligation exists even if the family is separated geographically because of military service. The dollar amount of this support is measured by what is stated in any court orders or written support agreements. In the absence of a court order or written support agreement containing a financial support provision, a Soldier will provide interim minimum financial support which is based upon an amount equal to the Soldier’s Basic Allowance for Housing/Reserve Component Transit (BAH RC/T) rates (formerly BAH-II) at the with-dependents rate for the Soldier’s rank.

[@voidedtribute3763]

8:27 I'm British and have never set foot on the North American continent in my life. Can I run for governor of Kansas?

[@joybreegaming8781]

Why not I’ll run with you if you’d like

[@paxarcana5811]

The only thing I could think of that would get in your way would be Article IV, section 4 of the US Constitution, which states, in part, "The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; " and that would depend on whether this could be seen as an invasion.

[@anthonylong9067]

You’re gonna have to colonize a part of the US again just to be safe

[@joybreegaming8781]

@@paxarcana5811 I think calling on person an invasion is a bit of a stretch unless you in Minecraft

[@paxarcana5811]

@@joybreegaming8781 I agree. I'm just saying that it's the only thing I found that may possibly prevent someone from Britain running for Kansas governor

[@tayloryork8185]

18:16 Me, a Kansas citizen. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.

[@klingenschmidt9261]

Same dude, expect to see me running

[@theevildrummingsithlord1492]

What's living in Kansas like? I've heard that it tends to get monotonous.

[@malikelewa4029]

8:16 so no one just ends the vid on thereselves

[@anyatwomingo]

@@malikelewa4029 a hero

[@seavpal]

Wouldn't be surprised surprised if any day now the headline "record breaking string of murders inspired by youtube lawyer take place in yellowstone national park" appears in my newsfeed

[@FatAlbert1020]

#notlegaladvice so we all good lol

[@robertnett9793]

I think this thing is a bit of an urban legend. And probably not that easily done as the story makes it out to be. Especially with stuff like 'conspiracy to commit a crime' in the mix. Unless you can prove, that you didn't intentionally lure your victim in said corner of the park to morder him/her.

[@lach888c2]

My question is after looking at that map, what kind of insane person makes a square national park. Pretty sure trees don’t respect neat lines.

[@seavpal]

Robert Nett , you're probably right, they'd get away with murder just to get life for some federal technicality, like leaving hazardous materials in a public area or some equivalent.

[@benandrew21]

Funnily enough in the UK 16-17 year olds can drink beer in pubs or restaurants if they're eating food with their family. They're not allowed to actually buy the beer until they're 18. It's also strongly discouraged but in your own home you're perfectly entitled to give a child small amounts of alcohol from as young as 5. I remember being like 7 years old and constantly asking my dad if I can have a sip of his beer or whiskey. He usually said no and let me have whiskey extremely rarely but he often enough didn't have a problem with me having a little bit of beer at home. Never let me drink in public until I was 18 though

[@davidioanhedges]

There is no legal minimum drinking age... but if you give a child under 5 alcohol it's likely to involve child protection services seeing if you are fit parent ...

[@zeraltheyodine8492]

I'm pretty sure 'Take it Like a Man' isn't a law, it's a number from the Legally Blonde musical.

[@badnewsBH]

It's also a Michelle Wright song. :)

[@theTweak0284]

Wait. Legally Blonde a documentary?

[@tobesvalois8873]

Like the other things on that list, it's one of the things Bill Murray's Groundhog day character says just before the bit about driving on the railway tracks.

[@flowingafterglow629]

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.... Any way you want to do it I'll take it like a man

[@tobesvalois8873]

@@flowingafterglow629 You know that song predates Legally Blond by twenty years anyway? In context its part of the same groundhig day movie scene.

[@ivandavikingkid9247]

"Speaking of Marrige, lets talk about murder" - LeagleEagle 2021

[@Honyi1]

It’s weird watching him not have a mental breakdown watching the president do something unbelievably corrupt with no consequence

[@tobesvalois8873]

Yes! It really shouldn't be, but it is. Now things can be fun again, rather than an unending nightmare of fascist autocracy and existential dread.

[@Laecy]

The joyous relief I felt when I realized this was actually a Neat Obscure Legal Factoids video and not an American Politics Is A Dumpster Fire video was surprisingly intense.

[@awesomeblaze2640]

How did Trump incite the riot? He literally said to peacefully walk down to the capital, and after the riot, he conceded.

[@Honyi1]

@@awesomeblaze2640 ????

[@aporifera]

@@awesomeblaze2640 There is a thousand dollars in your brother's safe. It is locked with the key he hid under his keyboard. Keep it safe. Don't take it okay? Even though he probably won't even notice it missing since he will be away for the next year, I'm not telling you to steal it, but hypothetically if you do, I'll just look the other way if you leave $200 under the flower pot. Again though, don't steal it.

[@CaptainIcebeard]

Man, I love that acknowledgement of his resemblance to John Krasinski.

[@anasazmi8554]

"Now speaking of marriage, let's talk about murder!" Hiimdaisy's version of Persona 4's Adachi comes to mind.

[@ignitionfrn2223]

0:50 - Chapter 1 - The right of all nipples to be free 2:35 - Chapter 2 - The right to get married by proxy 4:55 - Chapter 3 - The right to an annulment if you get married on a dare 6:05 - Chapter 4 - The right to commit murder at yellowstone national park 8:05 - Chapter 5 - The right to run for governor of kansas as a teen/dog or resident of another state 10:00 - Chapter 6 - The right to write on US currency 11:30 - Chapter 7 - The right to give your children alcohol 13:45 - End roll ads

[@DLCS-2]

Thank you

[@mikejohnson2173]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@j.paulm.1575]

What goes on in Kansas that allows residents of other states to run for governor?

[@MoptopGames]

I feel like this content is the happiest you’ve been in the past year and I’m really glad.

[@jamesfunk7614]

There is a "Where's George?" ("Where does a dollar go?") project. People mark paper money with the project's URL. People receiving such a bill are invited to go to the website and enter the serial number. It then shows some of the history of that bill.

[@bartman64]

I wouldn’t recommend going topless in Utah. A woman in 2019 was still charged for going topless in her own home because there were children around, and the judge rejected the unconstitutionality challenge.

[@pauldejean7899]

It's much more important to look at enforcement if you're actually going to do it, unless you're trying to set precedent and you have a lot of money to spend on lawyers.

[@OGimouse1]

I would want to read the full opinion but I'm wondering if in Utah breasts are considered sexual organs--that would make her a sex offender.

[@destinycircle8192]

@@OGimouse1 they do and yes. The actual charge is lewdness.

[@dimthecat9418]

@@OGimouse1 I can understand why she was charged for nudity around children. But to be a sexual offense, doesn’t the person have to make an intention sex act upon someone? Because if not then why isn’t it just more public indecency?

[@vidblogger12]

11:30 “Philosopher William Smith” is how I will refer to Will Smith from here on.

[@williammontero1792]

His first name is Willard not William

[@mcvibing2785]

@@williammontero1792 thanks, William

[@sparco956]

Willard Smith Jr.

[@jenroses]

Fun fact: when this came up in Eugene, Oregon because some girls were going topless downtown in the heat of summer, the city council declined to make an ordinance on the grounds that they did not want to make a law that could in any way be construed as justification for anyone to harass breastfeeding parents. There has not been an epidemic of toplessness since, but our breastfeeding success rates are some of the highest in the country.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Considering how I hear a lot more complaints from mothers just trying to feed their kid without being harassed than I do complaints about ladies going topless, I applaud those legislators.

[@SomeOnlinePerson]

There's also Portland, Oregon, where women going topless is recognized as a valid form of free "speech."

[@JensPilemandOttesen]

Why would anyone herass breastfeeding mothers/babies? Has that been a problem in Oregon? Whyyy?? Another fun fact: In Denmark we can be nude on all beaches.

[@SomeOnlinePerson]

@@JensPilemandOttesen Not just Oregon. The whole US has a problem with breastfeeding in public, claiming that it's supposedly obscene and going so far as to compare it to randomly whipping out genitalia (which a lot of men do outside anyway if there's not a toilet known to be nearby). It's pretty stupid, and right in line with how some schools will send a girl home if her bra straps or a hint of cleavage can be seen, for fear it'll be too much of a distraction for the boys and potentially even male teachers.

[@jenroses]

@@JensPilemandOttesen Not so much a problem in Oregon, but in other parts of the US, absolutely breastfeeding mothers get harassed.