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[@LegalEagle]

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[@trbarrettjr]

Do the crimes broken "The Super Bowl Fan on the Field" We need this for 2021!

[@brimeetsbooks]

In the state of Florida, the law states you must pay for the parking meter if you tie an elephant, goat or alligator to it.

[@lilithhenderson]

In Scotland it is illegal for a boy under the age of 10 to see and mannequin without clothes on, also it is illegal to fly the Scottish flag The Lion Rampant anywhere in Scotland.

[@imwatchingyouppl1016]

Life is...interesting. 😳

[@florentinrovira6380]

react to the black clover trial in the black clover anime

[@yuvanishm5167]

"So what are you in for?" "I'm a serial killer who's killed 15 people. You?" "I dressed up as a postman and joked about it."

[@stevecampbell9670]

"I made cookies with love."

[@TheRavenCoder]

"I participated in a rain dance..."

[@SanuineTheDarkJester]

And then they all moved away from me on the bench.

[@zyansheep]

@@SanuineTheDarkJester Bench-extender 3000

[@quntface1518]

Then I made some cookies with love

[@rwdplz1]

When USPS loses your kid: "Well he's not technically lost for another 6 months, then you can file a claim."

[@Ragitsu]

"You used a 'Fragile' sticker, correct?"

[@leap541]

@@Ragitsu "Uh, that's why we sent little Timmy through the mail."

[@davidwallace7543]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@VectorPrimeStopMotion]

Well, at least you CAN file a claim to USPS. At my place, where Post of Russia rules supreme, sometimes you can't even file a claim, as they don't hold responsibility for losing post, somehow... And sometimes you can, but they don't give a f*ck.

[@Blunt_Man]

"I'm sorry but we lost your package, please contact the seller in regards to a refund.'

[@Historicalbooknerd]

Children singing: “rain rain go away, come again some other day” *fbi agents burst through the door, tackling the children, arresting them for attempting to change the weather*

[@jaschabull2365]

"Objection, your honour, my clients' attempts to change the weather involved talking to it, which has zero potential to actually change the weather, due to clouds not having ears.

[@anitaingram3968]

I object to you making me burst out laughing during a Zoom meeting that am supposed to be paying attention to.

[@sandeinplayz4566]

That's one of the funniest quips I've ever read.

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

@@anitaingram3968 Oh, I'm glad I started watching this _after_ I got out of class then lol

[@andycraddock7677]

Funny!! 😂😂. LMAO with that one!

[@2shy2guy52]

1st grader: "Rain rain go away!" Government: *no*

[@RichConnerGMN]

nice pfp

[@2shy2guy52]

@@RichConnerGMN thanks

[@LadyOnikara]

In California recently it's been: Please make it rain! God: No.

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

I'm sorry little Johnny but you are now a felon

[@WorldJustice5]

@@LadyOnikara this aged poorly

[@FlamingAtheist]

"What are you in for?" "I shipped tiny spoons and was wearing a postal outfit... what about you" "I cooked with pure uncut LOVE"

[@KGabMI]

"I AM THE ONE WHO BAKES!"

[@stephenskillern8065]

What about tiny forks?

[@pumpkin_314]

@@stephenskillern8065 Those probably aren’t very good for snorting coke

[@stephenskillern8065]

@@pumpkin_314 true but they are good for eating meat out of crab legs

[@petermarsella6537]

"I dressed as a postal worker"

[@bjornsan]

I remember a company that sold "canned unicorn meat". It was a tin can with a unicorn plushie inside. They got a letter sent to them saying that they couldn't sell it as unicorn meat is not FDA approved.

[@ruzahel6287]

Kinda cute actually.

[@boonsaplenty3924]

Oh is that what was inside those? I always wondered but never wanted to buy and see myself. I always assumed it'd be like Spam or something

[@TemplarOnHigh]

I actually have one of those.

[@damien678]

thats hilarious, although im curious if just calling it unicorn "meat" would do anything? like trying to make it as linguistically clear as possible that its not actual meat

[@mimisezlol]

@@boonsaplenty3924 plush versions of cuts of unicorn meat, it I remember correctly

[@bullshitman155]

Criminal 1: What are you for? Criminal 2: Making bread with love. And you? Criminal 1: *Rain dancing*

[@bextomoose]

*Criminal 2 slowly scoots away while mumbling 'You monster...' under his breath*

[@noahmay7708]

"What are you for" Haha

[@bucket4255]

@FourthTundra683 You're not the only one.

[@zacharybunney6411]

@FourthTundra683 Maybe you have lysdexia 🤣, jk mistakes in reading are common but if text is always like that you might want to see a doctor.

[@beaniebean4885]

@FourthTundra683 now thats a criminal offense

[@stephentoropov4990]

So, the law against wearing a postal delivery worker uniform unless you are one actually makes a lot of sense. Having briefly worked as a delivery person (UPS, not USPS), they are serious about the uniform because people will let you in to a surprising number of places if you are holding a box and wearing a delivery person uniform. This innocent social tendency could very easily be misused with criminal intent, and so it makes some sense to regulate that unless the government is actually paying you to deliver the mail, you can't go around looking like that's what you're doing

[@DirtyDishSoap]

It took several cases of people taking advantage of service uniforms to make it a federal crime as well. A lot of laws I'm seeing that are "weird" are more about common sense, but people seem to try and take advantage of whatever they can, so these "weird" laws exist, because some idiot(s) abused it in the past.

[@rikkipowers3921]

my work lost printers to a thief with a fake post office uniform. Let the guy in, let him take multiple printers with no one questioning anything.

[@kenlompart9905]

Yeah, I'm guessing anyone who is at a place to do something illegal isn't worried whether it's legal for them to wear a postal workers uniform or not. I believe it's illegal to wear a disguise or misrepresent yourself in any way for the purpose of committing a crime, for example you can't show fake ID that says you work for someone you don't to gain access to somewhere or wear the uniform such as the gas company, cable company, pest control etc.

[@MrBlipman]

Can get into any apartment LMFAO

[@AsmodeusMictian]

Seriously though. You want to get in somewhere? A polo, a badge, and a clipboard is usually all you need. The badge really doesn't even have to be all that high quality. It's actually a little scary to be honest >_>

[@bjrneirikstrkersen1021]

Beatles: "All you need is love." *FDA: "We have questions."*

[@XhumpersX]

I think its actually a good rule. Especially in the US corporations will try and get away with as much shady shit as humanly possible when it comes to labeling on processed food. Given any subjective labeling they will push it to its furthest line to mislead and increase sales. You know damn well there's no love in processed food products anyway.

[@Maninawig]

Moulin Rouge: Love is just a game.

[@BoDiddly]

Love is Much Much Worse!

[@LeonardTyson]

@@XhumpersX "You know damn well there's no love in processed food products anyway." dropping bars!

[@F1R3S74R73R]

@@XhumpersX In our company, we refer to sawdust as "love", we clearly labeled the product as containing love, so I don't get why are you upset eating sawdust, not knowing we refer to sawdust as love is clearly on you

[@chungdha]

Doing a rain dance... Cops tackles you and arrest you for trying to alter the weather.

[@MCredstoningnstuff]

*Submits a request with the Secretary of Commerce every time I want to do a rain dance*

[@stylis666]

Meanwhile my cat wanted to go outside and changed its mind because it's raining and it asked again ten seconds later. I said he doesn't want to go outside because the weather hasn't changed. My cat was like, you can't prove I made it stop and went outside. Every time, man! Every time! One of these days I'm gonna learn how he does that.

[@robertv.8893]

I was just thinking about that...

[@MrGamelover23]

That's probably under freedom of religion, otherwise praying for rain would be illegal.

[@maxman1602]

_Don't you wanna rain dance with_ _Don't you wanna rain dance with_ _Don't you wanna rain dance with_ _Don't you wanna rain dance with_ Fifi said to Don the baker, can you show me how to make another bun, Don? And I'm still sittin with my neighbour, saying "Where'd you gun, John?"

[@cmilla111]

"I wanted to keep doing coke but I couldn't get any tiny spoons." said no one ever.

[@Blunt_Man]

_Damn, no spoon. Maybe I can use a straw or a rolled up bill. Hey, here's a credit card, it's perfect for breaking this powder up into uniform lines..._ *"DUDE! DUDE! Come here! Check this out! I think I found another way!"* "No spoon? What kind of crazy invention have you made?!?" *"I call it a line, no more just shoving my nose into an pile of powder cocaine and sniffing or relying on small spoons!"*

[@lindah6954]

McDonalds coffee stirrers worked the best. lol

[@jwhippet8313]

Whatever the number, it is greater than the number who gave up cocaine bc of the inconvenience of picking up little spoons rather than mail ordering them.

[@Adventrium]

Am I the only one who's never used a little spoon for coke? The little spoons are for heroine.

[@lindah6954]

@@Adventrium No. Do not snort heroine. It could stop your heart.

[@kaydenallsebrook9351]

What did they think banning the spoons would do against drug abuse. The thought that someone would be like 'ah damn I can't get my hands on a tiny spoon for my drugs. Guess I just won't do drugs I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️' is so funny to me.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Next they ban yoghurt because the metal foil at the top could be bent into a spoon or pipe.

[@wheressteve]

The War on drugs has been won once again by the all time undefeated champion, Drugs. Just say no, kids !

[@Tasarran]

@@HappyBeezerStudios When I was in high school (LOL), I could make a weed hitter out of any scrap of foil that size

[@jmurray1110]

What you mean superficial attempts to change something by going after there symptoms rather than root cause doesn’t work I’m shocked I’ll tell you shocked

[@opheliamunroe1110]

No. It's political smoke and mirrors. They absolutely knew it wouldn't actually reduce the usage but this is the kind of legislation you come up with after snorting coke off of a tiny McDonald's spoon while trying to figure out how to vilify poor people for doing the exact same illicit substances. 😐

[@pipolwes000]

Child at a bake sale: "I made these cookies with love" FDA Secret Police: "You have the right to remain silent"

[@theenzoferrari458]

Child: pulls out AR15 "you have the right to die"

[@LaserFur]

I don't want love products in my food. look up Santorum

[@mikitz]

Sounds like the prerequisite for joining the FDA is having Assburgers.

[@Justanotherconsumer]

For what it’s worth, FDA’s secret police are called the Office of Criminal Investigations (OCI). What, you though they didn’t exist?

[@speedingatheist]

@pipolwes000 That's not a list of ingredients, it's a slogan. Nobody cares about (most) slogans.

[@ulvschmidt7174]

I have a bottle of gin with "childish enthusiasm" "hysterical laughter" and "love" in the ingredient list

[@AlRoderick]

Liquor is exempt from ingredient labeling, they can do what they like.

[@ben-lg5zb]

@@AlRoderick such a stupid system. Liquor should have ingredients & nutritional information like any other drink

[@richardtickler8555]

FDA OPEN THE DOOR!!

[@Menirz]

Gin avoids FDA cause it's regulated by BAFTA

[@CrunchyMcDugals]

@@richardtickler8555 Are you impersonating a federal officer?? For shame!

[@cameronmahler2506]

Any child who sings "rain, rain, go away; come again another day?" Federal criminals, all of them.

[@PrincessAshley972]

Anyone who does a rain dance as well

[@jonoxes8662]

Dangerous criminals! They need to be punished by the fullest extent of the law!

[@jonoxes8662]

@@Robert127 Oh you got me all wrong. I'm talking life sentences! Death penalty! It is truly horrendous what those children are doing!

[@kenna176]

@@PrincessAshley972 The rain dance was my immediate thought. I wonder if anyone has been prosecuted for dancing under that law....

[@edwardblair4096]

@@kenna176 anyone charged with trying to alter the weather by performing a rain dance would use the same defense as that conservative radio personality (Alex Jones?) who claimed that what he said on his program was a "performance", not journalism, and therefore it was "understood" that he did not have the same responsibility to tell the "truth" as normal people. In the same way, "rain dancing" could be put in the same category as "prayer" or "sincere desire", and thus are protected speech. Just don't attempt to replicate the results of super secret projects being run by the government, and always wear your tinfoil lined hat. :-)

[@FictionWriter95]

9:50 "But don't worry; as long as they don't sell and label them, Grandma can still bake your cookies with as much love as she wants... *FROM. PRISON."* The delivery on that was top notch 👏👏👏

[@n.s.mcmahon6180]

"Ban the spoons! People are using them for drugs!" Talk about mowing the lawn while the house is on fire.

[@eddys.3524]

Ban razor blades and mirrors too! Also used for drugs..

[@zeratulthedark2985]

@@eddys.3524 don't forget straws and gum wrappers and foil and cash.

[@franciscopetrucci]

How about "Build schools with anti-shooting architecture!" instead of, you know..... "stop idolizing guns" ?

[@HandsomeDanVacationRentals]

Ban apples! I heard from a friend they can be used for drug ingestion.

[@gyinagal]

@@HandsomeDanVacationRentals they can be used for violence against medical professionals!!

[@BillyLingard]

The ridiculous part of 330 is not that you can’t change weather without permission but the fact you need permission from secretary of commerce 😂

[@marhawkman303]

I think the idea is related to ruining farming. 'cause that was a fad back in the day. "We need rain!" "Cloudseeding!"

[@fragolastrawberry5920]

Just imagine actually getting that permission. XD

[@nailersrule]

@@marhawkman303 There's a department of Agriculture

[@alchzh9719]

NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration ) is under the Department of Commerce

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

@@fragolastrawberry5920 If I was the person who granted or denied such request, I'd grant at least one just to troll.

[@Elkator955]

"Mom! Can we sue oil companies for altering the weather?" "Sorry, honey, they asked for permission."

[@jessica4656]

Holy shit

[@matthewwriter9539]

Ouch!

[@kenster8270]

Yikes! That comment is equal part hillarious and disturbing and ingenious. 🧠😆🌎

[@chelseatappa284]

DAAANNNGG

[@autohmae]

So seriously, did they ask for permission ?

[@justjayiguess]

I can definitely see why adding 'love' as an ingredient is so serious. I have severe allergies, so I rely on accurate ingredients labels to remain breathing after I eat my food. If brands could just start putting whatever they want there to try and draw attention to themselves, that could be seriously annoying and dangerous to people with allergies.

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

*F I N A L L Y*

[@MrMarinus18]

I'm not so worried that this will happen. Instead I think allowing them to add abstract notions as ingredients leaves the door open to all kinds of deceptive advertisement.

[@pizzlerot2730]

You make a good point. People with allergies to cum could be very concerned if they see "love" listed under the ingredients 🤔

[@zacyquack]

@@MrMarinus18 Yeah, if you can just add whatever non-ingredient thing you want to the label, you could try and pass off something like sugar water as an “IQ Enhancer” just by adding an ingredient called that to the label. Sure most people wouldn’t fall for it, but Homeopathy companies still make a lot of money.

[@MrMarinus18]

@@zacyquack Yeah, you need very clear laws as corporations have armies of lawyers to go through every single possible loophole.

[@lunasophia9002]

"They trampled on our freedoms to be able to send people via the mail" Wait, what? It's early on a Monday, surely I misheard that. No. No I did not.

[@alexandrezani]

There is an explainer somewhere that talks about how "mailing people" mostly meant the person would ride with the mailman, not literally get put in a package and sent.

[@benoithudson7235]

You can still send chicks in the mail. Just not human ones.

[@jamesburk8145]

@Abe Garfield is that... poetry? I think so.

[@pkawesome6230]

Bahahahaha

[@nancypine9952]

A few years ago someone tried to mail a puppy, and that wasn't legal either.

[@Lunar-Strawberry]

"And what are you dressed up as for Halloween, sweetie?" "A postman!" *cop breaks through wall*

[@theAverageJoe25]

OH YEAH!!!!!

[@PHOENIXGUNDAM]

FBI OPEN UP!!!!....

[@spazzyshortgirl23]

Wait a minute mr. postman...

[@extrastuff9463]

@@PHOENIXGUNDAM Their own USPIS (US Postal Inspection Service) getting involved would be even better.

[@sack1036]

LOL

[@lexscarlet]

"Grandma can still bake your cookies with as much love as she wants FROM PRISON" LMAO knocked me on my ass

[@michielstreefland7711]

and knocked you up ;)

[@smortboi1320]

Devin: “Ofcourse they insured him for 50 bucks- Ad: “Childcare is essential”

[@fragolastrawberry5920]

When the universe is just timed right.

[@ruthdeckman9781]

Lol that's great!

[@WeirdVideoGames]

The "love" thing actually makes sense to me. Sure, putting "love" as an ingredient is pretty harmless and no one would take it seriously, but listing ingredients accurately is a really important legal issue. And if people can put "love" as an ingredient, I'm certain less than scrupulous companies will be happy to push the boundaries and list other abstract concepts that can be misleading such as "positive energy" and it can very quickly turn into things that sound like ingredients but are just corporate buzzwords.

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

Exactly.

[@drakkensdatter]

Not to mention allergy issues. As a person with multiple food allergies, having food labels be both accurate and precise is actually really damn important to me, and literal life or death to some of my loved ones. While "love" is obviously just a cutesy joke, ingredient lists being clear, accurate and precise is a disability issue. Imagine if an emergency broadcast system just started playing random pop songs with no explanation. While obviously the songs are not actually relevant information, confusing people by junking up channels used to communicate life and death information with silly stuff is a big deal.

[@WeirdVideoGames]

@@drakkensdatter I didn't think of that. Well put.

[@shagel7]

Reminds me of Jackson Galaxy's "Safe Space for Cats": Ingredients: This solution contains Natural Spring Water, Alcohol (as a preservative), Essence of Lotus, Lakshmi, Full Color Spectrum, Reiki Energy, and the following essences: Broccoli, Chamomile, Elm, Golden Areca Palm, Lantana Involucrata, Marsh Thistle, Mountain Pool, Pale Tiger, Swallowtail, Pink Seaweed, Pink Yarrow, Rainbow Kelp, Rhododendron, Rose Coneflower, Swallow Wart, Urchin, Vervain.

[@deusvult6920]

@@drakkensdatter wow you're allergic to love

[@robinhahnsopran]

My favourite weird law: here in Canada, the definition of a stinkbomb technically includes farting, making it technically illegal to fart in public.

[@beeble2003]

You Canadians are all so polite that you wouldn't do that anyway.

[@zzzyzzzyzzzyxxx]

@@beeble2003 Yes. Yes we are. So kind of you to notice.

[@RainintheBrain]

uh-oh That means Terrence and Phillip are Canada's greatest felons

[@HandsomeDanVacationRentals]

Crap. Legal Eagle is right. Everything I do is illegal......

[@Aar0nDavis]

Ah crap...

[@dimlightbulb10]

He would have an absolute field day talking about the UK laws regarding what makes something a biscuit vs a cake.

[@TheBrokenRobot]

Ah yes the Jaffa Cake biscuit or cake court case of 1991. He needs to cover it

[@somedragonbastard]

One time my friends and I half-jokingly decided to do a random spell we found online to summon rain. It was one of those days late in the school year where the teachers just forced everyone out into the horrid heat and ignored us. We were sweltering, a few of them were genuine practicing wiccans, and well kids get desperate. So I guess we're going to jail.

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

*YEP*

[@653j521]

Under age? Different rules apply.

[@jdoe77]

"Tell me guys, why are you in prison?" ""I sold drugs" "attempted murder" "check fraud" "i bake my cookies with love" "YOU MONSTER"

[@superfluousnscrupulous9458]

"I sent my mom a miniature spoon set"

[@zrc1514]

Was the first guy also mailing tiny spoons?

[@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT]

"I mailed myself to my sweetheart for Valentine's Day."

[@griffin3964]

Correction: The baker put his "love" into his cookies.

[@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT]

@@griffin3964 dare I ask how he makes the donuts?

[@FeenickzVR]

Kids in preschool: *sings rain rain go away* The law: Those sick f**ks

[@sunlightcat6974]

so freaking hilarious!!

[@FeenickzVR]

@@sunlightcat6974 Gonna be honest I completely forgot aabout this comment lol, thank you for reminding me of the one time I made a good joke XD

[@argonize]

@@FeenickzVR Oof

[@rubikscubedude4028]

More like sons of b*tches

[@Ed20942]

“This concept of “wuv” confuses and infuriates us!” - FDA

[@Jesse__H]

Single Female Lawyer, havin' lots of sex 🎶

[@Justanotherconsumer]

You have to use the common or usual name, which is “John Lennon.”

[@TorIverWilhelmsen]

"Is this love twu? That is a regulatory requirement! Twu luv!"

[@dfeuer]

I remember that one case (maybe this one?) of "love" as an ingredient was actually mostly about a factory that was failing to maintain the most basic hygiene standards. The love bit was just one more cherry on top.

[@kayodesalandy]

When Kelso told Jackie that he couldn't change the weather, we laughed. We laughed at a patriot for following and informing us about federal law.

[@renegadeuvfunk]

"FROM PRISON!" Best jump cut in ages.

[@rlosable]

"Remove all love from your product" is the most lawyer-like thing I ever heard!

[@SilverHwk7]

13:20 - I love how you clarify that the weather-changing bit was specifically because of cloud-seeding and that there is a physical act one can undertake to try and influence the weather, rather than pulling a Kim Jong Il and just changing the whether through force of being the Dear Leader.

[@Patricio4Christ]

Or like Storm from the X-Men.

[@deathxknightx666]

Or being a witch claiming it's spells, but really you just boil off gallons of water all day in your cauldron and take credit.

[@dangerszewski9816]

Exactly it sounds silly but cloud seeding is potentially very harmful-- rain is vitally important and the air only has so much moisture in it, if you make it rain one place, it will NOT RAIN someplace else, the place it would have otherwise rained. Allowing people to do that willy-nilly would result in "cloud wars" where people seed clouds and cause rain, leading to droughts elsewhere. Farmers would be constantly struggling to buy plots of land upwind of their business rivals and rob them of critical moisture, meaning that those farmers would them have to rely on irrigation and strain local aquifers which would also be robbed of rain.

[@TheMilitantHorse]

"What're you in for?" "Terrorism." "And you?" "I put love in my cookies."

[@enqrbit]

''You monster!''

[@alexjustalexyt1144]

Other guy: "I did the rain dance"

[@brandonf1260]

Prison guard: I never realized we were holding those with a worse reputation than Hitler

[@youwouldntclickalinkonyout6236]

What's really funny is we're number 1 in incarcerations but he compares us to china. *You'll find the execution rate is significantly higher in china*

[@brandonf1260]

@@Mia_2512 china has more executions then the entire world combined has

[@livinontheedge7586]

“Grandma can still bake them with as much love as she wants.. from prison” 😆 Didn’t see that coming lol 👌

[@TrueYellowDart]

Seriously - one of the overall funnier videos on this channel.

[@jos7006]

Hilarious!!

[@mattweller]

Regarding your quote in your ad "my friends and i built Nebula" is this true? Or are you being misleading in your ad?

[@pr0xZen]

@Bradley Harrington "I'm in jail because I put love in my recipe", kinda sounds like you got caught jizzing in the batter/stew/sauce/noodles/granola/dressing at work.

[@111ram1]

Objection: There were six laws listed here when you clearly advertised five.

[@Jartran72]

The version on Nebula has the 6th. As advertised in the video.

[@TheCinder24]

Giving us more than we asked for?!? 😁

[@Jeff_Lichtman]

It's a baker's video.

[@evilpinky4206]

Lol 🤣

[@nameofthename]

objection overruled, the court is fine with this decision.

[@WhiteTenpenny]

Me being an Amazon driver, people still get mad at me when I tell them it’s illegal to put the package it their mailbox because they fail to realize that the mailbox is government property.

[@torgranael]

I never would have considered that, but it makes sense. I wonder if the country I live in does the same thing.

[@WhiteTenpenny]

@@torgranael It depends but I’m sure that’s a universal rule. Since mail is like top private property. I would look up your local laws about that.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I know that passports, ID cards and banknotes are in fact property of the government. That is also why defacing banknotes (like by drawing or writing on them) is technically a crime. In some places it's even more than that. In Thailand banknotes carry the a picture of the king, so stepping on them (like to prevent them from being blown away by the wind) would be an offense to the king and might land you a 15 year sentence.

[@torgranael]

@@HappyBeezerStudios I read somewhere that counterfeiting coins used to carry the death penalty in many parts of the world. Coins were valued by weight and the metal used, and the markings on the coin were a seal of approval that they met a certain standard of purity. Counterfeiting was seen as defamation of the crown, hence the death penalty.

[@cyan_oxy6734]

Honestly that pretty stupid to me. Why would the mailbox be government property. Also why can't you do with your money what you want to do..

[@wecsam]

8:57 "Is love measured in grams, ounces, or pounds?" In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee? In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife?

[@MrNateSPF]

How about love? Measure in love... Seasons of love...

[@chb2551]

Since you can't measure Love, the FDA will have to allow it, because they have to prove that the manufacturer didn't include that as an ingredient. Challenge it in the courts and you'll win on the basis of the owner of the company is innocent until proven guilty. They can't prove they're guilty of mislabeling the item's ingredients so they're innocent.

[@48917032]

If you try to sell it in the EU, it BETTER be measured in grams, or that is a labeling violation right there.

[@aycc-nbh7289]

Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles and some kind of innocence is measured out in years, no?

[@gzer0x]

The weirdest legal rabbit hole I’ve gone down online is “what is legally a cheese” (organized by nation)

[@krcmaine]

Well there goes my monday night, thanks 😉

[@digiholic]

It's nice that the government is no longer such a shitshow that every episode has to be about some other travesty of law and we can have this silly situations again.

[@jaschabull2365]

Did you miss the part where ol' #45 managed to get away with falsifying weather reports, and how his administration basically made it a rule to never insinuate that he was in the wrong?

[@erickmejia4602]

@@jaschabull2365 he's no longer president

[@robertjenkins6132]

It's pretty messed up that it's illegal to mail small spoons. The Drug War is a sad sh.-show, and it continues. (Cf. the incarceration statistics mentioned at the beginning of the video.)

[@jaschabull2365]

@@robertjenkins6132 I know right? When your country out-arrests Winnie the Pooh's regime, you know something's gone wrong.

[@skittybug6937]

@@jaschabull2365 And it's even more bonkers because Winnie the Pooh out-arrested Stalin at peak gulag.

[@steverinn8649]

I get a strong feeling of "each safety regulation is written in blood" for the food ingredient law. What about love being filler material like in animal feed. Some immoral CEO sees 15 percent filler material in animal feed and realizes they can add peanut hulls, ground corn cobs, and citrus pulp, just like animal feed does as long as they label it as love in their natural nut bread.

[@dclark142002]

Sadly, true. Food and drug labeling is serious because people have been seriously harmed in the past...

[@Pedantic2025]

See: the Jungle (I believe that’s the name of the book)

[@bl3icom]

The Simpsons' "The secret ingredient is Love" joke just got a whole new punchline.

[@murasaki848]

Well it apparently HAS to be kept secret legally.

[@CaTastrophy427]

And Kung Fu Panda's "The secret ingredient is... Nothing!" bit. I'd imagine you'd get cracked down upon much harder if you listed "nothing" as an ingredient.

[@ckhound1]

As a former USPS worker, its hilarious what you CAN send through the mail. Such as bees, shovels (which don't require any sort of packaging, just a shipping label), and I do remember seeing an alligator (illegally shipped).

[@brimeetsbooks]

There was a company on Shark Tank years ago that would ship a potato for you. Potato Parcel. Man, people will buy anything. I think there's another that mails rubber balls for you. No box.

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

@@brimeetsbooks Then how do they ship them? No logic.

[@rickypedia999]

Remember, for every seemingly nonsense rule that exists, it is because someone tried to do that thing.

[@griffenspellblade3563]

Yep. The food laws are very precise due to past bad behavior. There is a regulation for how much of peanut butter has to be real peanuts because it was found to be cheaper to just use corn oil.

[@triffinne]

I can think of one counter example: Supposedly there's a law in Alaska against dropping moose out of airplanes. Not because someone dropped a moose out of an airplane, but because they dropped moose droppings out of an airplane and PETA threw a fit because they didn't understand the difference between poop and the actual animal. (This is simplified and based on a TikTok I saw a year ago, so if I'm completly wrong, I'd like to know who actually tried to drop a moose out of an airplane) But for the most part, there's usually a good story behind any ridiculous law!

[@Speed001]

@@triffinne TikTok, known for massive amounts of misinformation. Almost as bad as Facebook but worse than Twitter.

[@ericy1817]

@@triffinne Either way, it seems entirely reasonable to make laws forbidding dropping large animals from airplanes.

[@Claubuza]

@@michaelmurdock4607 Cutest paratroopers ever.

[@TheLastBabyMan]

"Who are you cosplaying as?" "The Lone Wanderer! I wanted to be Courier 6 but it's illegal."

[@torg2126]

He's a freelance package courier, not a USPS postman.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@torg2126 Indeed. Besides the fact that the nation has collapsed and jurisdiction would be questionable, he does indeed work as independent delivery contractor.

[@somedragonbastard]

@@HappyBeezerStudios anti-courier NCR, digging up old US legal documents: *gentlemen, we got em*

[@CadetGriffin]

"Blood", "Sweat" and "Tears" are not common or usual names of ingredients either.

[@jerryspoops]

Do have a taste of my 10g tears, 20g sweat and 150g blood cocktail, officer.

[@ladykoiwolfe]

To be fair, they are considered contaminants. And potentially carry contagion. Love, however...

[@dx1450]

But it is the name of a musical group.

[@mikebakster2540]

They are for cannibals

[@vladimirilyichulyanov4569]

you've never eaten cake made from blood, sweat, and tears?

[@dkbmaestrorules]

"The US regulates food pretty heavily" *Laughs in European*

[@Surdeigt]

Haha yes 😂 I thought about that as well 😂

[@slook7094]

*Laughs in real malt vinegar*

[@maj.romuloortiz7832]

Laughs in Russian. AK dealing and Vodka drinking in public legal. Bananas and US cheese, gulag for you

[@allymog5228]

@@maj.romuloortiz7832 why bananas?

[@R_A_3000]

@@allymog5228 It must be a homophobic thing. Lol

[@thunderbird252]

I actually think the "Love" as an ingredient thing makes a lot of sense. I wouldn't put it past a large corporation to start calling sugar or some other undesirable ingredient "love" to obscure what's in the product

[@lordlundar]

The catch is they put it in the ingredients list as opposed to the advertising. The ingredients list can contain only ingredients that can be clinically detected. So until a lab can detect "love" as an ingredient and in a specified quantity (woe to any mass producer at THAT point), it can't be put on the list.

[@kuzmavolkov]

@@lordlundar Not really what they were talking about. FDS is talking about a corporation deciding "Well when your in love your body produces endorphins, thus opioids. So we added a legal amount of heroin to our food. It's also quite addictive." or "We added a ton of sugar because everyone loves it!"

[@demeter-the-great]

@@kuzmavolkov - first I thought you were referencing the FDA but simply misspelled it, but then realized you were talking about the original poster (OP), “Film Doctor Studios” but used the initialism of FDS as if it were common parlance. Then again, maybe I’m the one out of touch as I should’ve heard about the notorious FDS by now.

[@Ari-rm9xw]

@@kuzmavolkov then that use of love would obviously be illegal, it shouldn't cause the use of love as an ingredient for all purposes share that fate though

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@kuzmavolkov They also just could have people jizz into the cake.

[@crispychrissy]

The “…from PRISON!” on grandma made me giggle snort.

[@yurdp]

The secret ingredient is- “LOVE?! Who’s been screwing with this thing?!”

[@mikebakster2540]

Thats why weve got tp switch over to hatred

[@yurdp]

@@mikebakster2540 🤣🤣🤣

[@shampoo1991]

I think goldfish used to label "smiles" as a ingredient it may have been a Photoshop but still if it did it exist this is why it's gone lol

[@FollowingTheDream455]

@yurdp Keep searching for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. You'll never learn it Plankton.

[@MatthewHarrisLawPLLC]

Did Mo-body get that this was an early Simpsons reference?! You people need to get out Moe. Don't you know that all work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe?!

[@FabbrizioPlays]

LE: "Tiny spoons can be considered drug paraphernalia" Me: "Sure, heroin, makes sense." LE: "People snort cocaine off them" Me: "...interesting."

[@GhostEmblem]

why do people heat heroin in a spoon anyway?

[@FabbrizioPlays]

​@@GhostEmblem Presumably all the same reasons we heat soup in a saucepan, except you're not about to inject an entire saucepan worth of heroin.

[@camiblack1]

Youngins don't remember all the jokes about George W Bush being born with a silver spoon under his nose.

[@GhostEmblem]

@@FabbrizioPlays So for no reason? It doesn't need to be heated at all?

[@xp8969]

@@GhostEmblem so that it dissolves in the water

[@binchillin888]

"As long as they don't sell and label them, your grandma can still bake your cookies with as much love as she wants....from prison!" That was hilarious

[@emj7336]

I remember my dad talking about how in his parents generation (so when my grandparents generation were infants- in the 1910s/1920s) if they were going to see their grandparents, they'd be sent with the post. Especially because at the time, that was the fastest way to communicate with relatives across the country- you could post your kids in the morning, and they'd arrive at your relative's house in time for tea. This was in the UK

[@ikazuchioni]

I am Storm! Mistress of the Elements! Congress: Let's see your permit ma'am.

[@kindlin]

So good.

[@ScooterBond1970]

She breaks the law every time she has a mood swing.

[@adrianmcbride1666]

Does diplomatic immunity apply (as the queen of Wakanda or as a member of Krakoa's Quiet Council' Spring? Summer? Court).

[@ScooterBond1970]

@@adrianmcbride1666 good point, I forgot about that

[@KnightMage]

What about Thor?

[@dog2man1994]

best law will always be "It's illegal to walk down the street on a Sunday afternoon with an ice cream cone in your back pocket"

[@biancabia7386]

That was France, right?

[@danielfigueredo5194]

What?

[@kagesora007]

@@danielfigueredo5194 It was allegedly a tactic in the US back in the day to tempt and lead away horses, who allegedly love ice cream.

[@kannonball5789]

@@kagesora007 allegedly

[@brianhaygood183]

@Damian Jablonski

[@DeniableFares]

“What are you in for” “I killed my entire family what did you do” “I added love as a ingredient to some bread I made”

[@hariodinio]

FDA! OPEN UP!

[@scottwpilgrim]

@@hariodinio ALSO USDA! WE'RE HERE TOO!!

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

@@hariodinio FDA: gentlemen, we got him

[@Edward256]

"Not allowed to wear official uniforms in films..." seems to be a thing throughout the world. I'm reminded of a Canadian show called Due South. At first Paul Gross, who played the lead constable, wore an "inaccurate version" of the Canadian Mountie Uniform due to legal issues. However, this changed when the public spoke out that this show should be allowed to make it accurately.

[@kenlompart9905]

Ha, I didn't know that.

[@OmegaMikePL]

Girlfriend: tell me that you love me. Me: This is considered to be intervening material.

[@hunterkiller1440]

I wanna see Legal Eagle teaming up with Ryan George and have a Pitch Meeting for ridiculous laws.

[@yish14]

with Legal Eagle of course being played by Ryan George

[@alexklotz3980]

It's probably pretty hard for the president to defend themselves during a Senate impeachment trial. Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@crazy9932]

Do itttttt

[@MrHodoAstartes]

Outdated regulations are tight!

[@AldrickExGladius]

i would love this. Ryan has got to be one of my favorites right now!

[@possumsalad6614]

kids after saying rain rain go away: "why do i hear boss music?"

[@ledynosaur5236]

I used to work at Nashoba Brook Bakery and had this story told to me. "We used to say love was an ingredient and got shut down by the government."

[@smjaiteh]

How most laws work: Somebody does something illegal. U.S. Gov: “No that’s illegal.” Then said illegal thing is used by the US military extensively in Vietnam.

[@GamingNinja132]

Vietnam deployed soldiers: *carrying ice cream cones in their back pockets on Sunday* "do you guys ever wonder if we're the bad guys?"

[@EdNeaton]

The effectiveness of Vietnamese guerilla warfare in repelling the US invasion has always been overstated. What actually happened was a bunch of US troops illegally dressed in USPS uniforms invaded, and in a cunning plan guaranteed to foil any postal worker, the guerillas simply gave the invaders their home addresses and watched as they disastrously visited the wrong address on repeat and left 'sorry we missed you' style messages.

[@pedroarjona6996]

If I remember correctly, they never get congressional approval for any of that mess anyway

[@jamier65551]

I doubt like 3 laws are a majority of the federal laws we have but ok. I know what you mean. But still, love is bad kids. Avoid it when possible.

[@Blunt_Man]

MK ultra!

[@diapason89]

"It's illegal to modify the weather." No wonder the Allies settled with the Proton Collider in RA3.

[@pierrecurie]

Meanwhile, IRL, the LHC collides protons all the time.

[@cursedaudio984]

Fun fact. Someone in the UK posted themselves to their own dad because they were seeing what they could and couldn't get away with posting. It was at some point in the last 100 years and there is a photo somewhere of his dad getting him looking absolutely livid.

[@cactoos9793]

"You can't change the weather without permission!" Global Warming: Haha CO2 levels go brrrr

[@fragolastrawberry5920]

Let's sue global warming!

[@ReffaDay]

I thought it was climate change?

[@artimiss1238]

I wonder if thats why we have to have car registration? XD

[@Teekoness]

@@ReffaDay It's global warming in the sense that the over all global temperature is going up, but since this caused confusion to many and deniers jumped on it because in certain areas it was colder rather than warmer, the common terminology was changed to climate change.

[@ReffaDay]

@@Teekoness oh like when humans could grow crops in Greenland.

[@aycc-nbh7289]

So now my question is whether this “anti-weather changing law” could be applied to big oil companies whose emissions could arguably be making storms stronger. This could also mean that airlines could have to face criminal damages for this same law, since airplanes regularly cause lightning strikes when they pass through clouds.

[@tomlxyz]

I think it has to be with intent. Otherwise you can also sue: farmers (them planting different plants), construction companies, etc because altering the soil and what's on it changes the weather too

[@aycc-nbh7289]

@@tomlxyz I wouldn’t be surprised if just that eventually happened in a litigious society such as ours, though it’s entirely possible that tort reform advocates make up cases such as that happening just as they’ve done with cases involving burglars being trapped in their victims’ houses and winning damages from homeowner’s insurance companies.

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

Go home Greta Thunberg.

[@aycc-nbh7289]

@@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS Are you sure? I’m not saying I’m for or against this interpretation, but the saying goes, “a prosecutor can prosecute a ham sandwich”, doesn’t it?

[@Edward256]

As said, "with intent". Otherwise any time the weather forecast is inaccurate would be a violation of law.

[@DaGraveCrowder]

12:40 "Rain rain go away, come again another d-" "Ok, hands behind your back!"

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

Imagine someone adding "hate" as part of the ingredients.

[@ulrichkalber9039]

would be illegal with the same reason.

[@lizardgirl413]

@@ulrichkalber9039 you must be fun at parties

[@odinvolk6973]

That labelling love as an ingredient bit made me think of the moment from Simpsons where professor Frink was trying to get the flaming Moe formula and said "and the secret ingredient is...LOVE??? WHO'S BEEN SCREWING WITH THIS THING?"

[@ErasMcras]

I feel like us being number one has more to do with non violent drug offenders. Also we institutionalize our criminals instead or rehabilitating them.

[@Jartran72]

It is because america has no morals and infinite greed. In developed country the prisons try to rehabilitate the inmates. In america it is allowed to profit from full prisons and you are allowed to cheapen everything and charge the prisoners and their families for everything. People don't care if they ruin lifes as long as they make some money from it. That is the sad truth about america. I am so glad I was not born over there.

[@CreativityNull]

My only problem is the comparison with China, because China has historically had a misclassification of prisoners, such as the uighurs. It makes me wonder the source of that count and how accurate it can possibly be. Not saying that the US doesn't have a ridiculous amount of incarcerations, just I don't really trust the comparison.

[@centurion1945]

@@CreativityNull These aren't concentration camps we're throwing all the Uighurs in. They're mandatory guests at Chairman Mao's happy funtime benevolence and re-education sleep away camps....now with 50% more barbed wire /s

[@GuacJohnson]

@@CreativityNull do you think we count the people at Guantanamo or something? Of course both Governments aren't reporting their darkest prison populations and the plight of the Uighurs cant be understated, but doubting one Authoritarian empire's reporting but not the other is just an acceptance of the propaganda that one has been feeding you.

[@CreativityNull]

@@GuacJohnson wow, I love how you jump to conclusions on me and my meaning. I could sit here and explain myself and where you took implications from my lack of covering something else, but considering how many leaps you already took, I really don't feel like I have the energy to do it for some unnecessarily arrogant rando on the internet

[@littleBIGPORTAL]

The "FROM PRISON" part really got me, that was really funny for some reason

[@clarinethro1695]

Child: Wears postal service uniform for Halloween FBI : *I’m sorry, little one*

[@mdj.6179]

This made me read food labels. It raised a couple of questions in my mind. Is Pepperidge Farms in violation of federal regulations when all their ingredient lists start "MADE WITH SMILES AND..."? Who regulates Sargento making their cheese at: One Persnickity Place Plymouth WI, 53073 ? See you in court...

[@Claubuza]

That's their legit address though. I've seen lots of companies located on places/lanes/drives named after the company. I would imagine they pay for that, and Sargento probably just opted to pay to change the street name to Persnickety Place instead of Sargento Place.

[@millsaj]

Is it possible to use that law of "you can't change the weather" to go after some of these companies who are polluting so much? Air pollution to be more specific.

[@nobodysbaby5048]

Interesting concept. Would be a challenge to quantify damages, among others.

[@Snagabott]

From the way it's worded, I'd doubt that. It sounds to me that it requires an express intent to alter the weather. They aren't "attempting to modify the weather", although that may be an accidental side-effect.

[@AlRoderick]

Only if they'd known for decades that their pollution was changing the climate and didn't do anything. Hey wait a minute!

[@nobodysbaby5048]

@@AlRoderick Which would bring the EPA & possibly OSHA in. However, they should be held accountable.

[@millsaj]

@@AlRoderick that's what I mean... Like it's now common knowledge, just because their intention is to build something else, as a result of their actions it's effecting weather... It's like you built a machine to take all the air out of the room but didn't mean kill everyone inside it... It's still murder

[@LooseGoose1024]

“This law was not invented to fight the My Little Ponies.” Of course not, it was invented to fight Cobra.

[@zeratulthedark2985]

apparently some people in the gov played too much Red Alert series.

[@MrHodoAstartes]

Also US federal agencies have no jurisdiction in Equestria. They could possibly send appeals to Canterlot, but that would probably get laughed off. The current Harmony administration is not amenable to this kind of interference.

[@nctpti2073]

@@MrHodoAstartes Since when has a lack of jurisdiction prevented the US from attempting to enforce its legislation on and in foreign countries?

[@AalbertTorsius]

I thought it was in response to Kate Bush' 1985 hit, "Cloudbusting".

[@arcturionblade1077]

And knowing is half the battle!

[@mikesantiago14]

i imagine the guy who wrote the complaint against the bread with love not being able to stand out of so much laughter after he wrote that

[@gdroyal300]

Actually, it was a side note on a pretty long list of sanitation violations, circa 2017, for the Massachusetts baking facility, including direct exposure of products to filth and insects.

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

Or tears

[@Trainskitsetc]

So you're saying I'm breaking the law when I wear my USPS uniform in our role play? Well I'll be damned she was expecting a hot delivery today 😔 This gives new meaning to portraying the member of that service.

[@spacewarpphotography1667]

The section of law you quoted merely stated that someone would have to give notice of weather alteration, not ask for permission. Supervillains rejoice!

[@OzzyZorda]

They should rebrand with: "No longer made with love since the FDS cannot define what it tangibly is."

[@tylerboothman4496]

Now made with HATE!

[@LoneRider98]

@@tylerboothman4496 can you quantify that?

[@bluewinterstorm]

Chemical Formula: C8H11NO2 + C10H12N2O + C43H66N12O12S2

[@gavtronics]

Inmate: "What are you in for?" Inmate2: Listing Love as an ingredient on sandwiches.

[@cakecatastrophe5624]

Bread is made with love: illegal Goldfish that are made with smiles...

[@johnhart4413]

The law says "he" so I guess women can alter the weather without permission.

[@joshuahadams]

That’s how Storm gets away with it.

[@jerryspoops]

What will that cop be saying to Flint Lockwood now??

[@jerryspoops]

@erin smith That was a joke. The lawyer said "he" but he really means "everyone" as the law says

[@zyonthelickman]

@erin smith stfu bro

[@jerryspoops]

@erin smith The left was certainly acknowlaging reality when Donald Trump became president and was a total disaster. And who voted for that @$$-hat? The right (republicans - at least some of them). Also, while the left was remembering the unfair death of George Floyd caused by a dirty slob, the Black Lives Matter protestors were treated like thugs by the same president who incited violence against the Capitol! Well, are you proud for the side you're on at this time?

[@RaspK]

[sexy role-playing as a mailman] “OPEN UP, THIS IS THE POLICE!”

[@Bagofnowt]

@Niek Vels I should bloody well hope so Without consent, anyway

[@iapetusmccool]

America: land of the free. Also America: DON'T YOU DARE SEND TINY SPOONS IN THE MAIL!

[@sol8712]

More like Also America: DON'T YOU D.A.R.E. SEND TINY SPOONS IN THE MAIL!

[@rubixtheslime]

@@sol8712 oooooof

[@senji8583]

I am with FDA on the "LOVE" matter. Could be any kind of male or female hormones to sperm or saliva, and you can't complain about it because the company clearly marked it as "LOVE", and you have only yourself to blame for not reading before buying.

[@Random_PersonOfficial]

why get sex involved

[@653j521]

@@Random_PersonOfficial It was an obvious connection to the word love, as in make love, make food with love, see how that works?

[@Random_PersonOfficial]

@@653j521 I understand the first words but after that you're speaking gibberish Sex is love* Edit: * stands for kinda

[@t3hd0n]

imagine if trumps only jailtime is because of that damn sharpie edit

[@cmdraftbrn]

a felony is a felony. and felons cant run for anything.

[@jgaffney567]

Now who has the ability to charge him?

[@iamzid]

@@cmdraftbrn the evidence is pretty damning, I say they go for it. it's the least they could do really.

[@susantummon3463]

Oh please US DOJ do investigate him for this! :-D

[@HandofOmega]

I'll take it. Like in Sin City, I like the idea of the big, powerful guy going down for something most would see as insignificant!

[@Celestatiune]

"Tiny spoons are great for doing cocaine" - Oh come on, what would a lawyer know about cocaine

[@rickymcgowen6776]

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy...

[@boonsaplenty3924]

Almost everything is great for doing cocaine, it's a hell of a drug...

[@poeticsilence047]

Completely curious question, is your dog half dalmatian and boxer?

[@poeticsilence047]

Only asking because my dog is too. Lol such a beautiful mix

[@hebl47]

Imagine playing Hitman and Agent 47 gets arrested for impersonating a mailman.

[@zeratulthedark2985]

probably why ya don't see many postal service uniforms in the game lol

[@Egilhelmson]

Why wouldn’t Agent 47 just kill the postal inspector trying to arrest him? The fake postman in 3 Days Of The Condor did that when he ran across Condor.

[@hebl47]

@@Egilhelmson But then you lose your Silent Assassin bonus!

[@StupidlyStupid]

Can’t believe Flat Stanley’s family are criminals because they mailed him to his friend’s house.

[@wolvez28]

"the secret ingredient is love" "believe it or not, straight to jail"

[@amorphoussolid8512]

"Trying to change the weather, jail"

[@marilynmanson3302]

...[insert Jason Biggs meme]

[@johndododoe1411]

Using Love as an ingredient, but listing it without clarification is illegally vague.

[@StoneE4]

*_"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."_* Until Louis DeJoy

[@puppetmaster1420]

What about dogs ? 🐕🐩🐶

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

"It's illegal to change the weather." Getting a bit ahead of ourselves technologically there, aren't y- Wait, why do I see Rainbow Dash? Okay, there's a curveball I did not see coming.

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

@Ben Smith Yeah, but how does he know that? Judging by the way he said the the title, he doesn't seem like he's all that into the show.

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

@UC8Ztp4vSI5sWCRdxD0YQrlA First, I already knew all that. Second, he already mentioned that in the video.

[@eroraf8637]

I nearly choked on my sandwich when that popped up.

[@dastvan8002]

Darth twilight: Everything is proceeding exactly as I have forseen.

[@rubixtheslime]

@@eroraf8637 USDA: well maybe you should have be- FDA: No! There are TWO slices of bread, he is MINE! OSHA: he was till he started choking

[@alexfilatov1226]

1st Grader: Rain rain go away come again another day Government: STRAIGHT TO JAIL WITH YOU

[@SalmanM190]

Doctor: "Ok when do you want your baby delivered" Women: "Tuesday is a good day"

[@SaiyanHeretic]

"Did you know you have to feed your pigs hot garbage?" We did, guys, we found the one federal law Trump actually complied with during his Presidency, everytime he shoveled McDonald's and Diet Coke down his craw.

[@emmasilver2332]

I laughed so hard!!!!

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

Eww, hot Diet Coke?

[@chintex_]

@@bubbledoubletrouble God that sounds disgusting.

[@druidictroy1157]

😂😂😂👍

[@TheRealNekora]

Well my sides just reached high orbit. thanks for that

[@rayrowley4013]

"Love" is typically measured in milliliters and is generally not something you want in your granola.

[@stylis666]

This is correct.

[@adrianwalker8154]

What if I do?

[@rayrowley4013]

@@adrianwalker8154 "In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous." -Law and Order