LEGEND OF KRONAN - DAKKA VON SMASHOVEN FLIES AGAIN!

LEGEND OF KRONAN - DAKKA AND DOGFIGHTS!
(KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE PART 2)
Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN.
We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest and gets stuck in against the Eldar.
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: / 3510517
Also from the same creator.
LIVING MYTHOLOGY
PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: PRIMO...
THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: PRIMO...
YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY : YOUN...
THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: THE T...
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: THE T...
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: THE T...
THE GIGANTOMACHY: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: The G...
TYPHON: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: TYPHON
THE PRIMORDIALS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: PRIMO...
THE TITANS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: PRIMO...
LIVING MYTHOLOGY: / @livingmythology1405
YOUNG ZEUS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY : YOUN...

[@baldermort]

LEGEND OF KRONAN - DAKKA AND DOGFIGHTS! (KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE PART 2) Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN. We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest and gets stuck in against the Eldar. The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh. The ultimate expression of the Ork army. This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever. Like not under any circumstances at all. Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition. And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 Also from the same creator. LIVING MYTHOLOGY PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHeqpZiQj891jc0 THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6HHlKaDebeAbbs YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6jclHSEirt2hdU THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6bLp55mjNCHha8 THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnq4q5iClLJpo6c THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKO4hXaOh6p-bsU THE GIGANTOMACHY: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJKwqpl6ltGDbpo TYPHON: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2m8n6ywbsRrZsU THE PRIMORDIALS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHeqpZiQj891jc0 THE TITANS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6HHlKaDebeAbbs LIVING MYTHOLOGY: kzbin.info/door/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg YOUNG ZEUS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6jclHSEirt2hdU

[@snowybooooy]

Such amazing timing. I just relistened to the lot last night

[@DirtHermit]

Are you a Bernie Wrightson/Swamp Thing fan?

[@mr.morden666]

You good sir, are cunning. I bow to your magic hat.

[@bronsonmartinez]

Excuse me mister Baldermort are these stories that you written yourself or these actually books that you're reading I've listened to you for a year now an always wondered.

[@Ovvkoz]

Hdjdbsisb

[@Alostintern]

Kronnin and thaddius in the same week!!!!! BY THE THRONE DO I LOVE OUR DEAR NARRATOR

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@v_artra5399]

Yes! More Kronan da Kunnin! I absolutely love this series, more so as I've been reading King Kull and Conan the Cimmerian stories lately and diving into those tales of high adventure! Personally, I can see a day when many a reader pours over the pages of a collection of your stories Balders, they are every bit as enjoyable as the best of tales!

[@KaiserAfini]

They are of such quality that Crom himself would give a nod of approval.

[@baldermort]

Oh I highly doubt it. I get away with a lot due to delivery. It’s not as impressive read I can assure you. :). God I need to read more Conan. Wish I hate more time. I’m actually jealous now. 😂👌🤣😂

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@cheeserdane]

I'd like to get some of these in print

[@Kilkennyspurs]

Ah yes more tales of High Adventure with the Cunnin one. Thanks as ever for your time on this Mr.B. And as always greetings from Kilkenny.

[@LoptTheCold]

Ah about Zoggen time we gots our selves a video of some kulture

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂

[@localmex2778]

The days of HIIIIIGHHH ADVENTURE continue.!!! LONG LIVE DA KUNNIN ONE AND AVATAR OF TEEFF....all praise to his kronikler and our faithful servant BALDERMORT. WE SALUTE YOU. 🫡🫡🫡

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂😎

[@inquisitorgarza312]

Kronan once again shows his cunning and how to best used his Air Force in the best Ork fashion, and once again he made everyone be in awe by his own brilliance and cunningly that none could match him.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@TechNinjaSigma]

IT! IS! TIME! We'z about ta witness, da most anticipated match! For da title ; Greatest Fly Boi in da UNIVERSE!!!LLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!

[@KaiserAfini]

Dat fancy flying dart the Smelldar use is not proppa for air WAAAGH, but not everyone has a good smart boy to build'em to orky standards.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂😂😂

[@baldermort]

😂😂😂

[@Matt-md5yt]

WAAAGGHH!! happy we gotten more Kronan lore.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@matthewdill335]

"And so it waz!" We have been blessed with more "Days of High Adventure!"

[@baldermort]

Thank ye kindly brother. *bows to brother Dill*

[@Apache-Helicopter]

Thaddeus AND Kronan in the same week?! Heck yeah!

[@heboric6136]

We are truly blessed

[@Apache-Helicopter]

@@heboric6136 indeed. We are blessed indeed!

[@baldermort]

Thanks brother Apache. Trying my best.

[@BohdanKaiba]

Nice The Baron is one of my favorite members of Kronan’s crew

[@baldermort]

Have a great weekend LCB. :)

[@BohdanKaiba]

@@baldermort you as well Balders. Vanessa and I are finish building her Gloomgitz spearhead this weekend and then I am finishing my 1K Overlord’s Dawft Army this weekend. And if I am lucky finally finish the Dorn Tank too!

[@baldermort]

Nice. I didn;t remember you doing AoS. :) Good luck! :) (great o hear V is getting into it)

[@BohdanKaiba]

@@baldermort happy to say she owns 840 points of Gloomgitz and she’s getting the swing of building and painting minis. We have our first game this Saturday! I will be happy to share pictures and stories from it

[@finnsch3557]

Going on youtube and finding a new Kronan-video is like going to the kitchen for some chips as midnight snack and finding a whole chlocolate cake instead.

[@boop5725]

My favourite series!!!!!

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂

[@frankmuysers6001]

"he was like a wood chipper being fed roadkill and sacks of vomit" that's still the best line ever😂😂😂😂😂

[@revelyah.2606]

lets goooo another baldermort original!

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@TOrvash]

Out of all your stories, these are my favorite.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@longriderxx]

Thanks x

[@johnbradley8901]

Thank you for this Warhammer 40,000 tribute. This your weekly Warhammer 40,000 tribute. Kronan and Thaddeus in the same week?! Heck yes.

[@baldermort]

And thank YOU for all of your inimitable support and generosity if spirit. Always.

[@majorrsole7355]

Excellent. Unfortunately, i dont know when i can find 47 uninterrupted minutes to fully enjoy this work (a public place is not an option as I'll struggle not to laugh).

[@baldermort]

It’s only ever there for when you are bored brother Sole. I bloody appreciate you popping in to comment and help out. Means the world

[@majorrsole7355]

@@baldermort i only post bollox because of that algorithm thingy. Keep well sir

[@baldermort]

Thanks boss. It is damn well appreciated.

[@YellowHornet42]

Yes Love your series Baldermot! Keep up the great work!

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@TheSmackfan101]

NEW KRONAN! Oh yes. It's hobby time

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂🙏🏻

[@Blackdude27]

Kronan ep right after a Thaddeus ep? WE ARE EATING GOOD

[@baldermort]

I’m trying. I’ll keep trying. Apologies for lacks of stuff before. Long covid. So o get tired. But I’m hoping to put out more.

[@Blackdude27]

@@baldermort get your rest baldy! Your health is most important, and thank you as always for the great stories!

[@Dctstampede88]

As an ork player. This is the best series you’ve made. And that’sHIGH praise indeed!

[@warprail]

I was elated the moment I saw this next installment was released. But alas, I had to wait for several interminable DAYS before I could enjoy this next dish in the ongoing feast. As usual, the beloved chronicler did not disappoint! Upvotes for the upvote god! A comment for his throne!

[@StevieB8363]

This was thoroughly satisfying - because Dakka won not through some plot contrivance of somehow outflying the Eldar pilot (unrealistic given their comparative technology and skills,) but by being both kunnin' and utterly Orky! A worthy continuation to the saga. All hail the Great Baldermort!

[@heboric6136]

KRONAN KRONAN KRONAN KRONAN

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Rokulakis]

Thaddeus and Kronan in the same week!!!! We are trully privileged!! Thanks ❤❤

[@baldermort]

You guys deserve it and so much more. I’m trying. (Like R2, but it’s the effort eh?)

[@Rokulakis]

​@baldermort Please keep it up! These are always a highlight to any of my days ❤

[@LatinxGoyslop1994]

I love the difference in tone between Kronan and Thaddeus but both stories are equally addicting. Thanks for doing these for us

[@robertjensen1438]

Kronan plays a very important role in Star Wars. He's the force. Kronan once stepped on a crack, it apologized and fixed his mom's back. At what age did Kronan lose his virginity? Trick question, Kronan never loses! Kronan can only have Kronan as babies. Because all of his genes are dominant. What did Kronan tell his father before he went off to college? "You're the ork of the house now."

[@baldermort]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 surprisingly. The first one is very topical. (Watch for the end of the vid. ) Thanks for the laugh as always brother Jensen ;). I hope yours is a halcyon weekend. :)

[@europademon]

Kronan and Thaddeus in fast succession! You spoil us, good sir. Thanks for the amazing work, Baldermort.

[@baldermort]

Thanks brother. Hope you have a deeply relaxing weekend. :)

[@HaykTKD]

Man, seeing these vids pop up in my notifications is one of my biggest joys. I love storytelling, and you’re easily my favorite storyteller on my whole KZbin list. God bless you Balders, your content always brightens my day.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Sally4th_]

Two simultaneous epic storylines delivered flawlessly in such different styles is surely the mark of a legendary class of storyteller. Awesome work, yet again, Mr B :)

[@baldermort]

High praise indeed sister. Thank ye mightily.

[@filteredjc4653]

Dear Sir Baldermort, thank you for these, they are great

[@SpookyBoyo_]

Incredible timing Brother Baldemort, just finished the Kronan playlist once again! The Tales of High Adventure have been especially buoying during a long and hot work week, thank you for all your wonderful works Bard 🙏

[@Gary_The_Metro]

Thadeus, kronan, and living mythology video all in the same month? TRULY WE ARE BLESSED.

[@coreydunavent6118]

Kronan and T&T all in the same week ! We do not deserve this brother Baldermort, thank you !

[@baldermort]

I’m trying to do more. Trying. :)

[@coreydunavent6118]

You are the best, I have been binge watching your videos for months now. Never even played Warhammer :)

[@bearnolen3584]

LOVE THIS! From the story to the Tuvan throat singing in the end (background music)!

[@baldermort]

Wow. Surprised anyone recognised it. :) Good skills!

[@andrewedwards2904]

The wings of waaarrghh fly again you are simly the best I have been listening since your first ever vid I thank you .May kronan rule forever tiddels would be proud soon kronan will get to the gold ones

[@JeremyGraczyk]

New Kronan - always my favorite notification on youtube!!

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@jasonmyersOU812]

My Lord Mate you are a mad genius at this. I love every Orcy turn of phrase and pun that you have put in this recording. You sir, should be writing and not just 40K stuff but in general because your ability to make each line fun and interesting is astounding. I, for one, CANNOT wait for your first novel.

[@jeodraws2473]

ever since listening to the tales of Kronan, Smashoven has always been one of my favorite characters to learn about. the first time he was mentioned, i immediately fell in love with this orky ork, not only for a love of the ww1/ww2 pilot esthetic, but combined with an ork, flyboys became one of my favorite orks. and now that he got his own dedicated story, this ork is the stuff of legends, hes both brutal but kunnin, expert airmanship, and even gave a salute back, such a gentleman of honor, but most importantly, Loyal even when Krona got in some trouble Smashoven has always been there, Kronan even gave him the spotlight, not something a war boss even would consider doing. Dakka Von Smashoven, is and will always be one of my favorite orks of all time. hopefully we get to hear more about Smashoven in more later tales from the Legend of Kronan, cant wait to hear more Thank you Baldermort :D

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@pewterdem0n]

Two fantastic stories in a week. You are a blessing for tired souls. Cheers for the laughs

[@cwilcoxart4017]

Absolutely delightful! Another story well done B, thanks again!

[@cappinjocj9316]

Seriously Balders, first we get a new T&T episode and now another epic tale of high adventure! You’re spoiling us 👍.

[@LOS_LOAF]

KRONANS BACK!! 🫡 Thank you Baldermort!!!!🎉

[@edwardgichuhi3552]

I have been waiting for this for quite some time now. THANK YOU SO MUCH! SIR BALDERMORT LIVE LONG OUR KRONIKLER!!

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@chrismcnally1204]

Hands down the best "Warhammer" story ever. You're a genius

[@Gospell00]

Yes, yeeeesssss, yyyyeeeeaaahhhh. Finally, another Kronan tale! It's everything I ever wanted. It's like I can breathe again. Now.....to actually listen to it. Note(this post was made before I even listened to it. That's just how F**king happy I am).

[@baldermort]

I sincerely hope you enjoyed it brother. :)

[@TenPtJackalope]

Thaddeus AND Kronan this month?!? Bless you, our most noble and hardworking servo-skull.

[@mranimationcloete1]

Loved it!!!! Dakka's bird flipping!!!

[@kasperhenriksen4054]

My dippy arse starters are cringing in a corner as of starting this glorious episode. Long live tha kunnin one!

[@baldermort]

😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@TomFynn]

Doz magniffizent orks an dem flyin makines. Wiz moar spiky bitz.

[@captainflapjax7240]

A godsdamn B-17 in space....I never knew I needed this so badly!

[@baldermort]

Heh. Had to be done. :)

[@FreemenMars1]

First Tarquorus….. now Kronan! My week is complete

[@medramonmasquedecendres2966]

The legend continues!!! KRO-NAN, KRO-NAN, KRO-NAN, KRO-NAN!!!! ✊✊✊✊✊✊

[@ElderFreeman413]

Waggh Love theses stories, one of your best!

[@Ser-Smiley]

Da kunnin one returns! Yessss!

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@ungraa2149]

Yess, more Kronan! And this time at the top of my feed!

[@afxtjet]

F--k Yes! Thank you Baldemort! You made my day!

[@dr.ryttmastarecctm6595]

The Green Skins are fun to behold, at a safe distance. I just wouldn't want to encounter one in a blind alley unless barrels of grog were on hand.

[@lordTicklePickle]

Absolutely burning TF outta the creators with that commorahg jab😂

[@gasstationninja]

Thank you sir

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Kindrin]

So little content just makes me laugh. I enjoy this series so much. ❤

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@kiltedcripple]

These stories are just amazing.

[@baldermort]

There’s one after this too. :)

[@moonman2423]

A new kronsn video? On this bland Friday ? Absolutely blessed.

[@iamthereddemon20]

Love kronan da kunnin, also love that you use that particular picture of garrosh, as on the rare occasions I play constructed hearthstone i play warrior, and I always think of kronan sitting with a hand of little cards *"thinking"*

[@andrewtorka9093]

Thaddeus AND kronan in the same week? Bless you sir

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😎😎

[@stefanjurgens8824]

Finally some new tales of hiiiigh adventure!!!!

[@octavius32a64]

2 in on one week you are spoiling us! I will no forever call it it the war in Devon;)

[@JohnBeck-pb9xl]

ITZ DA GREEN BOI WOTS BEZT. just what we all need to start the weekend.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@cappinjocj9316]

“Dropped like a lead rhinoceros” 😂

[@robertross5201]

Absolutely hilarious, hearing Uncle Baldy talk orkie-like!

[@koanbonwa]

Every time a new chapter drops, my prior priorities magically melt to meh as I settle in... with thanks and gratitood... too profuse tuh print! 🙇🏻‍♂️ 🖖

[@peeman1628]

Da boyz luv Kronan! The only ork smart enough to have TWO plans!

[@twistedgrin3510]

Yes! Love to see you again baldermort!

[@skoomauser4996]

Kronan!!!! Love this series

[@Plonk989]

Sir Baldy, I am impressed. You have coaxed forth my first ever youtube comment after more than a decade of viewing. And what has caused such a strong response? None other than your masterful and sneaky use of a quote from the most venerable of all films - Transformers: the movie. I am of course, not referencing the more recent efforts on that universe, but rather the last film that orsen wells was ever involved in, the 1986 animated masterpiece. A little energon and a lot of luck indeed! (33:40)

[@baldermort]

Yay!!!!!! Someone got it. Yes!!! It’s an amazing film. Best half is the first, but it would be when you’ve been watching since ‘arrival from cybertron.’ God I loved that period of tv and cartoons. :).

[@AROBASPARK]

We need a full episode dedicated to the FlyBoyz just to have the Flight of the Valkeries playing in the background.

[@baldermort]

Well, this pretty much was both of those. 😂😂

[@PearceFennell]

Wonderful stufff great fun 🤩 handles lol lol thankyu lore master baldermort thankyu good sir 😊

[@timedmundson6619]

Thank you! 🎉

[@coryray8436]

Thank you.

[@richowens600]

It’s FRIDAY you know what time it is. Buckle up we’re going for a ride

[@ryancollier661]

Me and my roommate love your vids we listing at supper and to go to sleep

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@timothyochsner7923]

Thank you!

[@belvorn]

This is great It is brilliantly executed

[@Chet2378]

I love this series!

[@NRAllen]

Hey Dakka lived! I was genuinely concerned he might bite the big one heh. These are great stories so please keep em coming when you're able to

[@bongodrumzz]

Good morning Lord B, well what can I say? It's a week of twists eh? Oh and a lot of jumping up n down and yelling at the screen hehe, even the daughter in law stopped laughing at us and actually listened, seems you might have another fan? Oh yes I do hope so. THEN I put Thaddeus on and we had tears (me of course) and more, so much more. Thank you sire you do do wonders :)

[@ptolemy1522]

Thanks Baldermort

[@baldermort]

Thanks brother Ptolemy. :)

[@luvhippo4415]

Second favorite storyline after the BT. I nickname my dog tiddles the avatar of teeth

[@DirtHermit]

Been waiting for this one! Win or lose, should be a ride!

[@DirtHermit]

Lol@Meth'd Out Toddler decription Phyllis is a great Grot name lol I made a GorkaMorka RPG on a dare in 4 days. My dare givers have been greatly enjoying their own Tales of High Adventure 😊

[@DirtHermit]

Omg! You gave him the Wazzbom!!! ❤❤❤ 'ERE... WE... GOOOO!!! WAAAAAAAGH!!!

[@baldermort]

Had to be done. :)

[@wozmorris7325]

Thankyou

[@carloss3499]

Opinion 1 Love this fan story❤ WAAAGH!!!

[@Pfasma5]

Awesome and funny!! Thanks!

[@baldermort]

Thanks brother Pfasma. Always. :)

[@gekuzo6239]

Thank you Baldy! 🤓

[@howaboutno7959]

YES KRONAN VID❤

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@mistercmartin]

YES! MORE KRONAN! WAAAAAAGH!!!

[@RPGgoo]

I'm still advocating for a spin off series: "Young Smashwoven" the story of his rise from lowly speed freak to ace pilot

[@lydianoack4552]

Not knowing what to say that hasn't been said already, I'm just going to say WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

[@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901]

"ON A PARTICULARLY COLD NIGHT THE CRUSADERS WERE FORCED TO EAT THE BARDS AND PLAYERS OF THE GROUP.. AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING!!..." "YAY......" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@baldermort]

Well, you know I throw in bundles of weirdness into a Kronan. Theyre incredible dense actually. So why not a few python references eh? :)