Legend of the SunEater in the Goddamn Spacehell - Original Song

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[@AlexayForest]

It was so much fun working in this. Thanks so much to letting me be part of this great song 😁

[@johndudesmen48]

Ham

[@Albirew]

but did you provided the ham?

[@TheDunestyler]

What character is that?

[@chickenman8766]

@@TheDunestyler A TTS reference i believe

[@undercovertakodachi4301]

​@@TheDunestylerhave you eaten a tangerine?

[@moonfale]

GW: you plebs are no longer allowed to use anything resembling our IP. String storm: Fuck you, I do what I want.

[@tatianapreobrazhenskaya9777]

This is obviously from Battlemace 42 million, GW can't complain. Also GW: copyrights the "Battlemace 42 million" universe in a few weeks.

[@pikadragon2783]

@@tatianapreobrazhenskaya9777 That'll go as greatly as the time they tried to copyright "Space Marine".

[@myriad9597]

@@pikadragon2783 Or fucking "pauldrons"

[@myriad9597]

@@BuilderB08 *Shrugs* I don't know, ask GW. Not the space marine pauldron design, just *pauldrons*.

[@Phoenix8492]

@@tatianapreobrazhenskaya9777 Conflict Mallet Four and Ten Thousand

[@thyrussendria8198]

Ordo Draigo brings the hams, Ordo Stringstorm brings the Jams.

[@jaxonzuelke2578]

*Ordo Draigo uses the hams to slay more demons while Ordo stringstorm uses their Jams to bend the warp to their will, essentially becoming loyalist noise marines*

[@michasalamon8315]

HAMS ARE THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF lemon juice.

[@ThePumpkinRot]

Nice

[@erodoeht4666]

Hammer jammer

[@biomodified]

The Emperor commands me to give you a thumbs up 👍.

[@CantusTropus]

Also, I absolutely love how TTS has managed to transform the fandom's opinion of Kaldor Draigo from "annoying, bland, power fantasy character that nobody likes" to "over the top lunatic and absolute madlad".

[@dj11o9er]

Tbh i just saw Draigo as the Doomguy of 40k, since they pretty much have the same caliber of hell-fucking

[@Kayriel]

I liked him. He's basically a Doom Guy/Blascowicz. Especially since ALL of 40k is power fantasy to begin with, it's not a term that 40k fans can use without cursing themselves.

[@mortisCZ]

@@Kayriel Exactly like I imagined him when I read about his epic quest. Even that low pixel grimace covered in few pixels of blood. And don't kid ourselves. Kaldor knows about that IDDQD code. He's clearly the essence of power fantasy but I don't mind. It's like those ancient myths about gods fighting among mortals, or humans ascending to some kind of goodhood. Gilgamesh, Heracles, Samson and Thor are all a kind of power fantasy and if it's fun to read/listen to their absurd achievements? It's ok. 😀 PS: Feanor against Gothmog is a clear power fantasy by J.R.R. Tolkien. It has its place.

[@moustrout1299]

pretty much, they changed him to a powerfantasy that actually is likeable. do to the sheer stupidity of of being a powerfantasy.

[@thebaron2277]

@@mortisCZ Glorfindel killed Gothmog not Faenor

[@cosmicfails2053]

Ah yes, SunEater, the most powerful legend of BattleMace 50k The Finest Warrior the Off-White Cavaliers ever produced in serivce to the Eternal King-Deity

[@TheScoops82]

Very well put! You have my compliments

[@moge2228]

Ackually, it's BattleMace 42 million, it was created by Primarch Vulkin and you need to check your lore. Don't take this seriously it's a joke

[@zeehero7280]

@@moge2228 if it was created by Vulkan, it would have a terrifying amount of friendship and crushing hugs of doom in it!

[@NacnudPinky]

@@zeehero7280 I want to play it even more now

[@RichtorGroude1828]

"this is my friend keldor Drago, he just ate a sun. if I ask him real nicely, he'll puke it back up for ya."

[@aregulargamer1]

I was going to be like, "Suneater"? This sounds like Draigo. I don't get it. Then I read this, and I understood.

[@Nekoneko937]

“I think we should help the poor boy!”

[@tyrannosaur219]

The legend of “Suneater” lives on! No torture elf fuckery, demon sorcery, or copyright bullshittery can subdue it completely!

[@firetop-cn8vb]

i agree my tenno brother

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

You mean 5th degree warpfuckery?

[@kaijuking5971]

@@kriegertechpriest7011 why do I find this hilarious?

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

@@kaijuking5971 Its because it was made by TTS... so their for that is a definite

[@kaijuking5971]

@@kriegertechpriest7011 that I did not know and now I must thank you for enlightening me

[@readingking1421]

"Gained his power from an arcane Ward" _Wow_ This is glorious.

[@edwardhardwick2180]

Oh god, I just realised what they were referring to there. A cursed Ward indeed.

[@d.n5287]

*Ultra groans with ultra depression*

[@NyeMechworks]

@@d.n5287 *gives hug of ultra support

[@brotheroftitans6000]

What does this part reference?

[@Firebolt193]

@@brotheroftitans6000 Matt Ward, the writer mostly responsible for how ridiculous the Grey Knights are

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Ah yes, Kaldor Draigo. He helped us while we were stuck in the warp.

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Nice.

[@rafjas9850]

What a good man! Wonderful Hawkboy would love him

[@Transcriber_Allmind]

Im sure it was the best thing about that crusade

[@d.n5287]

Kaldor draigo managed to override the lamenters' bad luck with his own plot armour, a power bestowed by the great matt ward.

[@501ststormtrooper9]

@@d.n5287 Beautiful.

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

When the Bard roles a nat 20 but you're campaign is Sci-fi

[@enderfire3379]

Accurate description

[@Franz0818]

“Have you eaten a tangerine?” *The legend of the Suneater plays menacingly* “ *Would you like to?* “

[@Xbalanque84]

*...Yes. :3*

[@caseywensnahan3543]

from what I remember isn't the quote "Would you like to try one"?

[@marekmartiska6471]

@@caseywensnahan3543 any link so i could know where this is from?

[@caseywensnahan3543]

@@marekmartiska6471 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6TNkqqui5KNgaM at 11:49

[@caderiddle5996]

If the emperor had a text to speech device. String storm does most of the musical work for Bruva Alfabusas work.

[@abrahamsher]

Have you ever eaten. .. a tangerine? *jumps down to the battlefield* WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE!?!

[@nicholascordero6600]

*proceeds to fail 3 charge attempts*

[@LukasJampen]

@@nicholascordero6600 warfare is not an exact science.

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

@@nicholascordero6600 Let me gather my chakra

[@andrewmcguinness1845]

That was far more menacing than it had any right to be, and it made the subsequent failed attempts hilarious.

[@anoninunen]

C'tangerine

[@fabulousimcatbulous690]

I want Bruva to see this and to know that his creation still live in our heart, head, and The Warp. BRUVA LIVES

[@User08145]

BRUVA LIVES! *stomp stomp*

[@derskalde4973]

@@User08145 Damn, you beat me to it! (stomps disheartenedly)

[@iwannabeanonymous2236]

Hail Chapter Master Bruva, BRUVA LIVES!

[@lorddenalian]

*stomp stomp*

[@kanalithviper4744]

I mean they still work together, he prolly has

[@Ivardarkreaper]

I know this is not a serious song. But this legitimately gives a sense of the epic nature of what is happening in terms of how massive the exploits of the Master of the Order of a non-specific color are.

[@aronmarkovits5396]

But what world it is?

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

This is not parody, Draigo did burn Nurgle's garden, he did slay deamon thots, destroyed labyrinth, he's so OP deamons that aren't berserked avoid him.

[@dj11o9er]

@@jakubgrzybek6181 It is and isn't, why dont we leave it at that

[@mrbookshelf9898]

@@dj11o9er Let us take GW's approach. It is canon, but necessarily true.

[@dragonstormx]

I feel it's funny and badass.

[@tefras14]

It just dawned on me that the daemon lord that cursed him to space hell is responsible for all the shittery his kind must endure. I bet he is not very popular in there

[@michatuodziecki2079]

Deamon Lord seeing Warp after Kaldor killing spree: "Shit! That was mistake! THAT WAS VERY BIG MISTAKE!

[@skavensoldier5297]

@@michatuodziecki2079 MISINPUT MISINPUT

[@brachylp3400]

@@michatuodziecki2079 All I can see is Hoodie from Owl House Screaming "I MADE IT WORSE! I MADE IT WORSE!"

[@mr.textwall5327]

It's better for Kaldor to busy himself destroying self-repairing warp domains and battling against literally infinite daemons than messing up with Tzeench's realspace plans. Except for occasional fissures he's stuck.

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

It's basically that clip of that dude saying "It was a misinput! It was a misinput!"

[@fyraltari1889]

Getting Gloryhammer vibes from this. Also, almost disappointed that stringstorm didn't name-check Malal, since that's the one character GW can't complain about. Almost.

[@zur0ra418]

Hear me out What if Kaldor Draigo was meant to be the champion of Malal in TTS Makes sense since Malal's colour is grey and he's the chaos god of hating chaos, And the champion of Malal is given extreme power at exchange of a shortened life.

[@rgal]

@@zur0ra418 Cool theory, but we already know that Kaldor Draigo was joint project of Emps and Deceiver.

[@bruh-ux1ns]

Shit, I haven't heard that name in a long while.

[@SomeKrieger]

@@zur0ra418 Draigo has the mental capacity of a grain of salt but has the power of a blackhole if anything he’s just his own force of chaos.

[@twojstarypijany3182]

@@SomeKrieger What if he was Malal?

[@Chickenlegs145]

He not only provided the hams, he brought the whole slaughter house. Truly an amazing song. Long live TTS and the musical Saint Stringstorm!

[@williamnadeau475]

I just love how much love TTS get in this comment section by everyone writing the iconic line of Drago. Also, glory to the SUNEATER, may he spit it if we ask him nicely.

[@NacnudPinky]

Wait suns are round and orange, like tangerines to Draigo.

[@TemplarBlonic]

Only the inner circle of people associated with TTS would know how to avoid copyright but ensure that everyone knows exactly who and what they’re singing about. And Arcane _Ward._ Clever.

[@NKWittmann]

Or people having read 1d4chan

[@TemplarBlonic]

@@NKWittmann There’s a difference?

[@Gurps228]

Nope

[@BrotherGS]

Its been 7 months since that song came out. I just got the joke. I feel like a retard

[@emiyakiritsugu6329]

​@@NKWittmannpls explain it to me I don't understand it?? it seems interesting

[@phantomwraith1984]

*N O S U N !*

[@Shrimpleton_Deluxe]

If Stringstorm made a song about Tigtone, that'd be the dream.

[@Mota4President]

Well, we have the Suneater, now we want the DAEMONKILLAH, know as Tuska.

[@odin900]

Ah yes, the honey badger of the orks

[@hendrikmummenthey5070]

Imagine the Meeting of Thema both. Sniff, sniff. I smell a ... WAAAARGHHH!!!

[@noneedtoknow07]

When you make a song about 40k without directly mentioning 40k and everyone still knows who and what you are talking about.

[@pyropete206]

wait, this isn't battlemace 40million?

[@PrimevalInception]

I may be dumb, but i dont get the character that the song reffers :D

[@deathkorpstrooper8228]

@@PrimevalInception Kaldor Draigo (the "If the Emperor had a text to speech device" version)

[@Valreg]

@@NorthernNorthdude91749 I think Lemartes of the Blood Angels is the “Rip and Tear” version

[@wojszach4443]

aint that crowbar of peace 0,0004?

[@onewowen]

If you tell me this Suneater tale in this song is a original story, I will believe you.

[@lordcommissarthomas1922]

I don’t give a flying fuck if it’s not canon! HAIL THE SUNEATER!

[@yourlocalyautjawarrior1887]

I was loyal to the Emperor, now my loyalty belongs to the SUNEATER.

[@11Survivor]

Good thing the suneater is a loyal subject of the Emperor

[@dm0ony291]

*confused inquisition noises*

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

Heritic!

[@grubb2103]

@@kriegertechpriest7011 YOU DARE TO CALL THE LEGENDARY SUNEATER, GREATEST BEARDED SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR, HERESY? YOU HERETIC!! *BLAM*

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

@@grubb2103 Dodges shot* No! The Guy that just said he didn't believe in the empeor anymore! I am actually fine with Cal Draigo, just sometimes annoyed by his antics and actions!

[@ThatOneMan830]

The fact that the most replayed moment of this video is the “epic and pog line” is so primally funny to me for some reason

[@valantisalatsas7249]

probably the amount of people that had to do a double take, I know I did

[@tiititan]

At first I have not realized why this heroic dude is SunEater. I have even checked the article about him if there was anything about sun, but then... then I have realized

[@Soundwave142]

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SWORD? I CANNOT FIND IT.

[@mpcrauzer]

@@Soundwave142 you are holding it, with your arm

[@Soundwave142]

@@mpcrauzer THAT IS A LIE! ARMS TO NOT EXIST IN MY REALITY! (Almost got me!)

[@leventetoth3714]

Would you care to elaborate? I have an idea, but it might be the wrong one

[@stevenseagull4990]

@@leventetoth3714 IM THE FIREMAN WHOMST SHALL PUT OUT YOUR FLAMES OF ASPIRATION! kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5nOY2OYob12p80

[@ChiefLibrarianLothric]

Ordo Drago Present! WE will provide the HAMS!!

[@imperialfist2304]

As a wise man once said. “Have you ever eaten, a tangerine?”

[@lolbomb1107]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE?!?

[@lolbomb1107]

gaTE!!!!

[@nicolasremy81]

Did i ever eat a tangerine ? No !!! But « I am One »

[@Hectonkhyres]

The only bastard crazy enough to take anything from the arcane Matt Ward and make something worthwhile out of it. While mantling Tigtone in the process. No. Sun.

[@johnarnold8485]

Crying with laughter. Actually a Gloryhammer worthy song in awesomeness while being very funny. A middle finger to Amesgay Orkshopway and a salute to you.

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

I didn't get it till I read the piglatin properly lol XD

[@jonathandorsey]

Orkshopway would be a pretty awesome fan manufacturing line unironically as well. I might steal this.

[@johnarnold8485]

@@jonathandorsey Go for it, just give us the link. XD

[@aroniense21]

Hell yeah a new song! Edit, getting old school power ranger theme song vibes from it. I love it.

[@commanderstorm8874]

I’m feeling that too

[@Wodferd]

Seeing the first half of the song title: Oh sick a song about Kholek Suneater Seeing the 2nd Half: Oh wrong Sun Eater.

[@kaliforno2947]

Man, that guy really knows how to eat the Sun. That’s what this song is about right?

[@explosiverift2037]

yes

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

yes

[@aidengaming5999]

yes

[@LukasJampen]

And about providing ham.

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

@@LukasJampen We are the Cal Draigo's.. WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS!

[@xboxseriesxoverlord]

"Have you ever eaten a tangerine?" *launches himself though the air*

[@totusubertas8952]

This non descript bad ass dude that is legally distinct from any similar ones has an amazing song and canon. (Seriously, this song could be an amazing basis for an entire new story.) Shame no one else has a guy in space hell anywhere near as cool as this

[@Akanoyoru]

*sad doomguy noises

[@totusubertas8952]

@@Akanoyoru space hell and doom hell are competitors for hell industry. Doom guy and Suneater should bro first and go on merry hell stomping sprees together.

[@LukasJampen]

@@totusubertas8952 oh man they would be the best bros in their demon killing and all supernatural beings would have piss themselves from the thought those 2 would hunt them.

[@leventetoth3714]

Who is this Suneater? I guess it's about that TTS inquisitor dude, however what demon are they talking about? Also if I remember correctly he never fought a demon in his youth, then spent years wandering spacehell.

[@LukasJampen]

@@leventetoth3714 not an inquisitor but Kaldor Draigo the Grandmaster of the Grey Knights. And yes this is specifically about the tts version as he provides the ham.

[@freshtheend4903]

Loving this new "Hellhammer" universe (don't know the official name so this is what I'm calling it) can't wait for the next song! And more from this universe! Edit: well thanks to the comments I'm an official fan the Battleamace 40 million!

[@supersaiyandiclonius3056]

I believe the majority of the fandom has settled on calling it Battlemace 40 Million.

[@freshtheend4903]

@@supersaiyandiclonius3056 oh that sounds way better and memer

[@BrotherCaptain36]

@@supersaiyandiclonius3056 That's stupid. I love it.

[@noisyash4234]

@@supersaiyandiclonius3056 i'm pretty sure it's battlehammer 42 million

[@supersaiyandiclonius3056]

@@noisyash4234 I'm going off Majorkill videos, I'm pretty sure it's split down the middle with at least four other names.

[@emperoremperor1486]

This is a love letter to the superior 40k universe.

[@thyrussendria8198]

@Lind Morn The GW 40K universe. ALL HAIL TTS!

[@Qia_shaajah-deh]

@Lind Morn To 40K probably. This song seems to reference a 40K parody.

[@thyrussendria8198]

@@Qia_shaajah-deh Well, it is a song about Kaldor Draigo from the 40K parody series "If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device". Only that since GW are twats about fan content, String couldn't name-drop anyone

[@Qia_shaajah-deh]

@@thyrussendria8198 Ahh, that makes a lot of sense.

[@alexanderkazantzis8019]

0:50 and it was at this moment we all realized that this song was not going to be serious

[@EricPuente-wr3bg]

Kaldor at the feet of the chaos pantheon: “HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A TANGERINE”

[@Tito-vn3ry]

To his brothers trapped in Hellspace, GLORIOUS HAM! But to those unfortunate demons who face him,nothing but TANGERINES!

[@lordlucius1341]

GW: you can’t use intellectual property. Stringstorm: lol okay. *makes the legend of the suneater like a boss*

[@tasospantazopoulos8217]

Finally it's here, thought i was going crazy with all the waiting

[@nosephios1809]

And the emperors children think they're perfect.

[@lanterns_glow]

"My friend Kaldor Draigo just ate a sun. We can gladly ask him to spit it back up..."

[@waltvonkeisel5610]

"I fear no man...But that thing... *Image of smiling Kaldor Draigo* It scares me...."

[@noname-4everNever]

A great song about the glorious universe of Battlemace 42 million. The poor Archenemy didn't stood a chance against Suneater... Sucks to be them.

[@jeshuasamuel6537]

A wizard NEVER reveals his secrets!

[@zombiemanjosh]

Well, this settles it. Gonna make an NPC for my DnD games (which take place in a chaotic spatial anomaly where 3 planes that are never supposed to touch are overlayed atop each other) known as The Sun Eater. An elderly and dementia addled knight surrounded by a trio of bards who sing his praises. When the players need that extra help or a deus ex machina The Sun Eater will have a moment of clarity as his daemon slaying days come back to him. And THIS shall be his song that the bards sing.

[@Jokoko2828]

I have no idea about the context of this beyond it being about a dude who's called the Suneater kicking demon ass in spacehell. Honestly that's enough.

[@thelibrary4833]

Look up Kaldor Drago. That'll help with context.

[@fabermight2375]

Unparalleled Swordsman Demon Slayer Most True From The Third Company Came of this heroic dude Eternal Warrior Bound To His Bigdick sword He Gained His Powers Through An Arcane Ward As A Youth, He Took The Life Of A Demon Lord The Damned Soul Cursed The Man With His Dying Words Banished To The Real Of SpaceHell Where Torture Reigns There, In This Deadly Land He Earned His Name SunEater! SunEater! SunEater! Fight To The Last SunEater! SunEater! Kicker Of Demon Ass! SunEater! SunEater! Questing Across The Land SunEater! SunEater! He’ll Provide The Hams This Is The Glorious Legend of the SunEater in the Goddamn Spacehell Of How He’s Fucking Shit Up Before He Returns To The Mortal Realm The SunEater Wandered SpaceHell For An Age Or Two Once He Was Done With That He Knew What To Do Seeing The Demon Menace All Around He Took It Upon Himself To Bring Them Down Starting With The God Of Plague He Burned Down All It’s Trees Noxious Gardens Turned To Cinders In A Killing Spree Next, He Faced The Seductive Chosen Of The pleasure God Six Selected Sluts Slaughtered It Was Epic And Pog The Demon Of The Changer Challenged The SunEater With A Cry He Replied With A Fuck Off Then Tore The Labyrinth Fortress From The Sky Soon The Demons Of The Bronze Lord Seek Him Out With Frenzied Craze The SunEater Didn’t Give A Shit Killed Them All In His Furious Blaze This Is The Glorious Legend of the SunEater in the Goddamn Spacehell Of How He’s Fucking Shit Up Before He Returns To The Mortal Realm And Once He Does Return He’ll Lead Us All To Our Final Destiny A Final Battle Against The Great ArchEnemy To Reach Our Eternal Victory SunEater! SunEater! Fighting To The Last SunEater! SunEater! Kicker Of Demon Ass! SunEater! SunEater! Questing Across The Land SunEater! SunEater! He’ll Provide The Hams This Is The Glorious Legend of the SunEater in the Goddamn Spacehell Of How He’s Fucking Shit Up Before He Returns To The Mortal Realm

[@dragonmpm6495]

Thank you for the Lyrics

[@l.ev.s6546]

Man, this song is so fun to hear, the theme of lyrics remembers me gloryhammer.

[@avatar2xl]

These could be gloryhammer lyrics I love it

[@heliosspecialistarrogant7031]

I don't see "pog" be a part of gloryhammer lyrics

[@twojstarypijany3182]

@@heliosspecialistarrogant7031 Haven't you heard story of Pogchampicus the graet, preatoryn of Blazing Rock Space Holy Roman Celestial Shogunate?

[@robertlewis6915]

Yeah, if they were a bit less profane they'd fit right in.

[@tatianapreobrazhenskaya9777]

@@robertlewis6915 they'd also rhyme much worse

[@garpogods8323]

Have you ever eaten.... a tangerine?

[@dovahwolf1397]

Would you like to try one

[@katamed5205]

@@dovahwolf1397 I am still baffled how they made that line sound intimidating!

[@THExRISER]

"I AM THE FIREMAN WHOMST SHALL PUT OUT YOUR FLAMES OF ASPIRATION!!!"

[@CantusTropus]

"He gained his powers through an arcane Ward" Was that a Matt Ward reference? In a Stringstorm song? I feel thoroughly chuffed.

[@roykennedy]

At first I thought this was about koleck suneater, the you brought up hams and I only new of one order that could provide such glory

[@JWP-56]

I’m 100% certain that if we threw Sly Marbo at Kaldor Draigo that the entire universe would end on the spot.

[@chewyuanqiang]

"Have you ever eaten a Tangerine?" "Would you like to try one?"

[@MyBlindThirdEye]

You really provided the hams with this one.

[@green_creeper288]

Imagine if a Grey Knight's fan came here expecting a serious song. Edit: STRINGSTORM, 40K ROCK OPERA, NOW. (please)

[@TheLostPrimarch2nd]

I came, I heard, and I now scream: WE ARE THE HAMMER! WE ARE THE SUNEATER'S KIN!!! KNIGHTS OF TITAN!! FUCK SHIT UP!!!!!!

[@georgestoebig105]

Grey Knights seems like that one really easy to paint army so who knows, maybe I’ll betray the silent king someday for some Paladins.

[@green_creeper288]

@@georgestoebig105 well you still paint them silver with blue glowing bits and tiny red details so...

[@georgestoebig105]

@@green_creeper288 ah crap good point…

[@capitanulloa5728]

I'm a Grey Knight fan (their armors including terminators are my favorites with the custodes ones) and this song is awesome. The Draigo mini is cool, but Ward.... it gave us fame, but at what cost...

[@lazarus9165]

Some may curse the names of the chaos gods for the travesty that was the loss of tts, but to them the tts setting wasn't just a new chance for the anathema to beat them, it was a new game, and with its loss, they despair. Tzeentch despairs as he now realizes, that he is not the master of his OWN fate. Nurgle despairs for all those that tts brought together, artist, fan, or newcomer. Khorn despairs, at the underhanded and dishonorable actions of his creators. And slaanesh, despairs at the loss of a perfect series. Though I despise these creatures and their ways, we must not pretend they would advocate any of the actions of their corporate owners.

[@Dillpickle1997]

Oh. My. God. This is the best song I've heard in my entire life

[@confusedpiggy8315]

My favorite quote ever is "have you ever had a tangerine,would you like to?"

[@oddtomato1049]

If Gamesworkshop ever deletes all the warhammer songs on this channel, we can be smug knowing that they'll never win *this* battle.

[@Blood.Angel.]

SONGS FOR THE SONG GODDDD!!!!!! you're still the best out there, keep it up so we may continue to jam out to your amazing work.

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

NOTES FOR THE NOTE THRONE!

[@harrymee3ep724]

I wasn’t sure who this was about, until “he’ll provide the hams” at which point I realized you watch TTS

[@caseywensnahan3543]

watch? Stringstorm provides songs for those people and is friends with them as well.

[@mpcrauzer]

Our friend, Kaldor Draigo, Just eat a sun, and if we ask him nicely, he can spitt out for us

[@BitVyper]

Okay the homebrew setting I run Pathfinder in has a hero king whose story is remarkably close to these exact lyrics. There's even a plague god with a forest!

[@thunderrunner666]

I imagine this is what Astartes raves mosh to on full blast, with remembrancers on the rafters gawking and a dreadnaught on lead vocals

[@el33ment]

Please tell me I am not the only one who gets Tenacious D vibes from both the lyrics and performance? Also: closed captions are PERFECT.

[@fluffysheep8999]

If tts was still around i could imagine this playing in the moment where draigo is fighting in the arena of commoragh as he is introduced into the ring as he proceeds to yell and fight his way through with russ and the rest of the crew fighting side by to get out of there.

[@Lock-n-Load1779]

Well he did learn everything he knows from Sly Marbo.

[@Malod1997]

Sly Marbo: That's my boy.

[@commandertoastcz6256]

At first, I didn´t know why "Suneater" After watching TTS again, I finally understand

[@durandol]

NO SUN!

[@xshullaw]

Today I heard a Space Marine say "pog".

[@PriestessRinara]

This has massive nanowar of steel vibes. Love it

[@TheLostPrimarch2nd]

I can feel the fury of a thousand furries at not having a song half as badass as our Glorius Supreme Suneater. SONS OF TITAN! KINSMEN OF THE SUNEATER!! RALLY TO ME!! FUCK SHIT UP!!!

[@aconcernedcommissar6261]

Good to see another battlemace 40 million song I'm not a big fan of the galactic rangers but this song is good

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

You mean Ares Star Knights?

[@aconcernedcommissar6261]

@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 yeah but their technically galactic rangers in lore though a separate army on table top like gloomy seraph

[@AlecPhipps]

I imagine when he's beating Tzeench's demon princes he just yells "Have you ever eaten a, Tangerine"? Cryptically

[@zeehero7280]

Big E: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL STOP SIGNS IN THE GALAXY, CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST! GREAT BEATS THOUGH.

[@BladeLigerV]

Ah yes, the Suneater. And he might just spit it back out if you ask him nicely.

[@konradcurze8942]

*Kaldor Draigo, one of the biggest mary sue in 40k.*

[@commissarbearz]

Love the song. Gonna check this Kholek Suneater now.

[@matthewbrune5490]

TFW you make a highly successful Fan-Series for a Very successful Tabletop game, the people who own said game do something completely idiotic and kill it, and pretty much everyone involved decides to flip said company the bird in ways that are obvious to the fans

[@Jokoko2828]

The "this is not canon" button only really works if you're able to offer a superior alternative, if you're not the people are gonna tell you to fuck off and stick with their good thing.

[@riyadislam3441]

Fuck GW.

[@supergalaktos413]

How pathos, I admire! It's as if I'm listening to the legend of a great hero in a remote part of space.

[@Yamifira]

proud of how far you've come stringy

[@Syrdanus]

I love this song 😁 Kaldor is such a badass and funny at the same time. Really good work, sir. I salute you.

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

"JETBOOTS, ACTIVATE. LET'S GO, DRAI-GO GO GO GO GO" -A Sun in the Warp

[@343guiltygizmo4]

This song is a true fuggin bop, already one of my faves!

[@madworldisrael7584]

Kaldor Draigo, The SunEater, the man who said to a sun "NO SUN", then ate one and is ready to spit it out on his foes.

[@ninochaosdrache3189]

Doomguy: "Being called Suneater is weird, but I allow it.".

[@metalmanherpaderp1824]

I just know this is gonna play on loop for me

[@brotherbrass1528]

I feel like this would be a good song to have a not absurd version of. Beat is absolutely killer.

[@lieutenantnoa]

Great song as always🔥✌

[@User08145]

The only thing I dislike about this song is that my pitiful mortal lungs do not have the capacity for me to karaoke this. More of a failing of the flesh than anything honestly.

[@Santisima_Trinidad]

*you don't have the lung capacity to karaoke this well And when has that ever stopped anyone? Never, as far as were concerned.

[@ideiran2818]

"Bigdick sword" Truly hero

[@Elenrai]

Am playing a Black Crusade game with some friends....this track have inspired me to take my build in the direction of more durability! I shall provide the hams!

[@KOTYAR0]

We will provide the hams!

[@leobracken2316]

Listening to this twice made me smile so much my cheeks hurt, thank you. I shall now do it again.

[@totusubertas8952]

Over two years later and this still makes me laugh and head bang. Rock on Suneater.