Nostalgia Critic - The Langoliers

[@purplekitkat]

Every time someone starts talking about the MCU Spiderman, I can’t stop thinking “TOM HOLLAND! Outlined in shiny metallic lettering!!”

[@Mameyaro]

"MY WIDE ANGLE LENS ARE ABOUT TO BURST!" That line was delivered just perfectly.

[@DemonBoy3223]

14:57 "One can't appear in the Texas State Book Depository on November 22, 1963, and hope to stop the Kennedy assassination" NC: "No, that would be a freaking awesome storyline." And then Stephen King's _11/22/63_ comes out on Nov. 2011.

[@kaylamorello5478]

coincidence, I think not!

[@carlmarx6286]

It would be really funny if Stephan King watches Nostalgia Critic.

[@thelocustgod9098]

Lmao I was thinking the same thing

[@thelocustgod9098]

and now it's a show

[@DemonBoy3223]

Dallas Smoot True that, starring the brilliant James Franco. I can't wait for it on home video.

[@vincentvorse]

Did you know Mr. Toomy also voiced the griffin in Quest for Camelot. This guy truly has a reputation for scaring little (punch myself in the nuts) gEARLs

[@Xbalanque84]

Am I the only one just blown away by the stupidity of that one kid's line of dialogue at the end?

[@dnsimmons1able]

No, it was horrible.

[@what9681]

This is one of my favorite Nostalgia Critic reviews, but he really dropped the ball by not making any Quantum Leap jokes with Dean Stockwell

[@xSubtleInsanityx]

I just simply adore the fact that the blind girl can move her eyes and look directly at people speaking. Adds so much realism to her ailment.

[@robertyeah2259]

Anyone else notice that at the end of the movie they just left Dinah's corpse on the plane.

[@OdaSwifteye]

+Existential Dread It's someone else's problem now.

[@xgray2012]

+Existential Dread Yeah, pretty much.

[@Jrez]

So is this what happened to that lost Malaysia flight? They went through a rip in space where time paused and the langoliers got them?

[@NekoSoren]

Oh don't be ridiculous...everyone knows Cthulhu did it ...Alright, I'm going to hell now :l...oh well, at least I'm going to become fluffy cuddly president soon :D

[@jmitterii2]

You mean a sky-gina.

[@blucifer4865]

Holy Hamster Testicles, that explains SO MUCH! XD

[@Dr.Barber]

jmitterii2 OH MY VARIOUS DEITIES, ITS CTHULU'S SKY-GINA!

[@ngobleus]

+Jrezky In the Pokémon universe, Langoliers don't exist. If you fly into a Skygina you run into something else.

[@sperrin]

I watched this with my daughter and she found it quite frightening. You could say it SCARED THE LITTLE GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL!

[@scorchx3000]

In response to why the pilot didn't notice that the plane was empty, it could be that he just woke up and wasn't fully awake as he walked towards Dinah. It usually takes me about 2 minutes to come completely back to reality following being awoken suddenly.

[@pinkylauren1879]

Yeah I thought that too. Plus he woke up to a hysterical little girl and wasn't really paying attention to his surroundings.

[@egio5661]

90s chick Michael Gaddass I think they just didn't think while shooting the scene.

[@scorchx3000]

benjovi55 Did you invent that cliche yourself, because I sure as hell haven't heard of nor seen this cliche before. Do you know what a cliche is?

[@sperrin]

So as he was still slightly sleepy...he didn't notice ALL the people missing and the 100's of empty seats? I don't care how sleepy you are, you can tell the difference between a full plane and a mostly empty one. And this guy is a pilot, someone who's eyesight is MASSIVELY important?

[@NekoSoren]

Steve Perrin Not to mention his awareness, I mean this are guys who fly huge metallic objects across sea and land high in the sky with way too many people depending on him while his only support is the copilot, not to mention that the damn plane is not easy to fly...so yeah, unless you had one huge ass beer before going to sleep, you have issues sleeping and its the first time in a week you get some sleep, or you sleep really heavily or had a dream that made you wake up dissoriented...wait no, f*ck it, not even then you would not notice the missing folks :l

[@IngenFiles]

I love this Stephen King mini-series. It's gets really ridiculous towards the end once the Langoliers are revealed, but it's a pretty interesting premise regardless.

[@ZilkenianDavenport]

The forgot in the end that a kid died...but hey! THEY'RE THE NEW PEOPLE!!!!

[@christopherlowery3797]

The niece (I believe?) of the lady who said it, for that matter

[@clearspira]

ZilkenianDagger And the black guy. And the terrorist. And Mr Toomy. But yeah, happy ending.

[@Greendalewitch]

+ZilkenianDagger They also forgot that the majority of the passengers dissapeared. Yeahh....Good luck mr pilot at keeping your job. Good luck to you allt keeping out of jail for suspicious dissapearances of more than 20 PEOPLE ON THE PLANE. Plus death of a kid.

[@anjetto1]

+clearspira To be fair, he considered himself an Anti-terrorist

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@Greendalewitch Dude. Anything is better than the shit they went through. They have plenty of time to mourn when they are home. But for now they are just happy to be alive.

[@CrownedPrincely]

So... If the older Nostalgia Critic goes back in time to see the younger Nostalgia Critic, the weird... langolier things.. would be eating the younger NC's timeline. Right? Holy shit.

[@BJWFenix]

+ChipplesGaming its been covered up in the form of blocked videos and DMCA complaints.

[@Dreigonix]

That would certainly throw a wrench into the The Room review... Unless... the seahorses are the Langoliers! :0 (I guess it's better than terrible CGI Para Matters.)

[@masterofThardus]

The shitty thing about this is that, as a concept, the Langoliers are actually pretty cool. With some proper, good CGI, you could make something really awesome (and scary) out of them.

[@TubbierWombat]

A modern remake could be good. With a good director and good CGI it would be a lot better than this version.

[@hinasakukimi]

i think it'd be cool if the langoliers could be suggested instead of shown so directly, plus that'd just further the scariness of it. not sure how that would be done but you know. also a decent cast would needed for a remake lol

[@TubbierWombat]

***** The Langoliers aren't something you can really CGI into scary. The description isn't scary. I can imagine the scenes of them staring at it, also as they are flying away to see the past crumbling away.

[@mnirwin5112]

***** That would have been MUCH better. But moviemakers today think their audience has no imagination and has to be hit over the head with everything.

[@Crimson_Logic]

I bet she didn't see that coming

[@kasrakhatir]

+Jason Bassett KILLING THE LITTLE GIRL?

[@phousefilms]

"LADDDYYY!"

[@Life-Row-Toll]

I still remember when it was shown on TV, and was so excited for it to air; but the family tv set was broken. All we got was low volume and horizontal line on the screen. So, my sister and I listened to this epic over those few days as if listening closely to a radio opera. Great times!

[@JediDanD]

"A gun in a unlocked locker. Airport security doesn't come down hard enough." This movie was released in 1995 . . . don't worry, airport security will come down very hard in about six years . . .

[@cultofskaro261]

OMG THEY GOT SPIDERMAN TO DIRECT THE LANGOLIERS

[@rangernomad4564]

scaring the little gIRl! LADY!

[@Lee1995S]

I can't help but hear that in the voice Mr. Director from Animaniacs.

[@rangernomad4564]

51st +1 congratulations

[@miguelbernal4319]

17:10 Balkie: I never really was on your side.

[@miguelbernal4319]

For the TF2 fans who get it...

[@xenomorphic7887]

I got you bro.

[@Promethibot]

Miguel Bernal I get it

[@mechawarlord4568]

That migule is a spy

[@davidguthary8147]

"Did he just make Star Trek sound badass?" No, Critic. Star Trek IS badass.

[@davidguthary8147]

26Orcaluv They are both badass.

[@tfpyro9448]

David Guthary neighter are baddass

[@davidguthary8147]

Tf Pyro Of course, you are free to hold your own opinion, but at least spell "neither" correctly.

[@tfpyro9448]

Auto Correct IS NEVER CORRECT

[@davidguthary8147]

Tf Pyro Why would it auto correct to something which is not a word?

[@aliciacoburg155]

There should be a law against giving vulnerable blind kids gross haircuts.

[@piplup2009]

i could've sworn she was a boy until critic mentioned she was a girl

[@Pandaoniman]

Meh, the cg looked better than Foodfight.

[@hinasakukimi]

i dont think even the nostalgia critic could've foresaw something as majestic as foodfight

[@nudel9831]

What about um....birdemic

[@punch3322]

Luigi Foodfight has no excuse,it had a lot of funding. Birdemic is more of a college project.

[@batrachian149]

This is the new "Still a better romance than Twilight." isn't it?

[@nudel9831]

Sir Sellsword I guess so

[@felixcatora4105]

5:38 "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. *You're locked in here with me!!!*" - Rorschach

[@Laylabelle97]

Reason for Stephen's "Maine Fetish". He lives there, and can easily map out a landscape for the story.

[@ZieSpiralOut]

plus I lived there and its for real super haunted and creepy state. I lived in bar harbor and our college was built on the ruins of an old monastery and was haunted. the church next to my apartment, everyone was murdered at a wedding in real life in the 1800s.... Maine makes the perfect place for horror novels :)

[@gojira8563]

18:28 "Hey, nanenanenane, hey, nanenanenane" I'm trying really hard to not wake up my family, but this isn't making it any easier

[@HollowDestruction]

I really want to watch this one now, Balkie looks like an absolute riot here

[@its-morbintime]

I know a lot of people love Bronson Pinchot's "Scaring the little girl" line but...this one is underrated (9:42 - 9:54)

[@kaylamorello5478]

agree

[@xgray2012]

+Morbius Fitzgerald "TIME?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TIME?! ASK ME ABOUT TIME!!! ASK ME!!!!" XD

[@its-morbintime]

+Xaviergray87 Did you just turn into a cartoon character?

[@xgray2012]

Morbius Fitzgerald Actually...I'm already a cartoon character *cue Woody Woodpecker laughter!*

[@defender2222]

"Can't stop the Kennedy assassination" "No, because that would be an AWESOME storyline!" Several years later...

[@steelydanfan321]

Kevin Allen to bad that mini sires was awful the book was great tho

[@steelydanfan321]

Kevin Allen and that book came out also some time in 2011

[@carolynmonaro3235]

The shatener moment is my favorite. " does. Any, body. See. The, teddy-bear. On. The. Side of the. Plane?"

[@Gasoline85]

I... Deduce, dear boy!

[@SuperZero-nf6mk]

As soon as I saw the mystery writer I thought "Hey it's the hologram from Quantum Leap."

[@SingleStepStudios]

AL!!!

[@skinnyzachfilms]

I f**king love that show.

[@TiciTotyTony]

Lols AL from Quantum Leap :)

[@ziion2lord]

AL starts rambling about time.... "not a time warp but... a..." i was really expecting NC to butt in with "a QUANTUM LEAP, if you will"

[@gbonkers666]

Dean Stockwell rules!

[@DoctorReflux]

Mr. Toomey reminds me of Dan Backslide from the Doverboys cartoon, he looks, and sounds like him.

[@KangaKucha]

Cool name, PaRapper the Rapper, PO YEAH!!! ;)

[@DoctorReflux]

#Igottabelieve !!!!!

[@KangaKucha]

Better than saying MOFO!!! At the end lol ;p

[@guitaro5000]

Thanks for saving me 3 hours.

[@ShadowKing1993]

“SCARING THE LITTLE GIRLLLL!” That part always make me laugh 😂

[@Zkeleton969]

I always watch this review before i go on vacation, because it makes me laugh the whole way through the airport.

[@NES8594]

Why would the pilot divert to Maine? If he's worried about trying to land without any communication, he should have gone to Manchester, NH. It's a smaller, regional airport 200 miles closer.

[@Engrphotog21]

NES8594 Because in the Stephen King universe, Bangor Maine makes more sense than anything else that might seem like common sense.

[@Damon089]

MY WIDE-ANGLE LENS IS ABOUT TO BURST!!!!

[@donblosser8720]

I was on the plane once with "Mr. Toomey". Or at least someone behaving very much like his rude self. On my way from California to the east coast, my flight was unexpectedly grounded in Phoenix Arizona because of summer thunderstorms. I don’t recall exactly how long it was but of course the delay was not exactly welcomed by the passengers, though we took it patiently. At least most of us did. There was one individual… but more about that in a bit. However long it was, at least 2 or 3 hours, we finally heard the announcement that boarding was starting for our flight. Yippee! We all boarded the plane and it was soon rolling toward the takeoff runway. Until it stopped. The pilot eventually came on the loudspeaker and in an obviously tired and apologetic voice said, “I am very sorry for this folks, but we are going to need to return to the terminal.” I don’t remember how much longer it took for us to finally get off the ground but I do remember a certain passenger. Likely a businessman, he was seeing dollar signs turning over backward as the elapsed minutes ticked by. Mr. “Time is Money”. He was livid and, being within earshot, I heard him in his seat talking on his cellphone. He demanded to speak to the president of the airline. He apparently wound up speaking to someone at the executive level and, in the most heated and irate terms possible, began to demonstrate obvious signs of having activated his own personal RDF. That’s a “Reality Distortion Field”. He described the initial flight delay and the subsequent time sitting on the plane and said something like, “These people on the plane are about to riot. They’re going to tear this plane apart”. As he spoke these words I looked about the cabin at all the passengers sitting calmly in their seats and patiently suffering the slings and arrows of modern flying difficulties. I'm sure this character made zero difference in our actual takeoff time.

[@DrexelGregory]

You are so freakin funny! I originally thought I'd be skipping around cause it's 27 minutes long, but after one minute of watching I wanted to see the whole thing.

[@stevethemastersword]

Nicolas cage should have been that buisness man

[@Brainwave101]

"Scaring the little girl? SCARING THE FUCKING LITTLE GIRL?! I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE LITTLE GIRL!"

[@NekoSoren]

Careful, or someone might try to make a remake out of that XD...but...I think even Nicolas Cage would turn down that role

[@stevethemastersword]

NekoSoren this would be 10 times better if every character was nicholas cage

[@MagpieDynamics]

Kaptain Kappa I just imagined a movie where Nick Cage played every character. It was the most bizarre thing I have ever thought about.

[@NekoSoren]

epicsauceness100 Bizarre? That's Nicholas Cage wet dream XD

[@broadwaylover5384]

"I have a business meeting at 9 o'clock this morning! Promptly at 9 o'clock!" Well then why didn't you leave sooner?

[@Blueleaf11]

I actually thought the premise behind the movie was very interesting but.....yeah....that ending....

[@DarthRushy]

24:35 Wait, how was future Critic able to travel back in time if giant meatballs are eating it up...?

[@Gasoline85]

Plothole.

[@Viking102938]

Wait a minute. If the only people not to disappear were the ones the fell asleep, then the pilots- The pilots were SLEEPING!?

[@chipbloch7775]

No...? The pilots disappeared too. The one in the uniform was just traveling as a regular passenger.

[@bootderek]

only the people who stayed awake during the flight disappeared, including the pilots.

[@MrSebastian2203]

that guy with many pauses in his speech is nothing compared to my teacher of Geography. He is speaking like this "In africa... there is..... big... mountain which... has... snow... on it.

[@ninjawraith17]

Trent Nathan Andrews Yeah his grammer not be good. Defenitelly.

[@darwincity]

Wow. The William Shatner of teachers. I frankly pity you...

[@lacageasaad7973]

"We... Call it... The Ki... Li... Man... Ja... Ro. Now... Let us talk... Of Aztec... Mythology." "Oh god."

[@CJCroen1393]

Mr. Toomey and the Waitress from Maximum Overdrive should have their own cartoon XD

[@qmandolin5020]

Writer: "Nobody could appear in the book depository in 1963 and stop the Kennedy assassination" (paraphrase) Critic: "No, that would be a friggin awesome storyline! Ha. Stephen King totally did write that story and now it's a miniseries.

[@prodprod]

I was the senior story editor -- a pretty exalted title since I was their only story editor. I also served as the creative consultant on their follow-up to Tales of the Darkside, a show called, "Monsters."

[@DarthRushy]

Is it just me or does the Critic's ceiling look kind of like his new wall?

[@wishtopublish]

When I saw the skygina, I thought to myself, "If the NC doesn't make a vagina joke, he's either innocent or blind."

[@drifterraikov60]

and we all know that NC being innocent is out of the question!

[@skinnyman]

LETS GET READY FOR LETDOOOOOWN

[@Lurvy1963]

So those creatures were The Langoliers. Two Pacman like monsters with teeth and attitudes. How laughable and disappointing. Stephen King. What were you thinking for a novel and television mini-series?

[@POLE7645]

To be fair, the description in the book was extremely vague and, since it's a miniseries, they were on a very limited budget (like most made-for-TV series).

[@AdelioNightstorm]

MY WIDE-ANGLE LENSE IS ABOUT TO BURST always kills me.

[@she_is_a_hungry_raccoon]

i felt so warm when NC said 'i love you'. jeez, i'm lonely.

[@EvidenceSong]

Same xD You know what? I love you

[@Dimensioneer88]

I'm really starting to hate the Critic's newer episodes mostly for how much longer they are. In the older ones, the jokes were much quicker and to the point. The Shining Mini-Series one I particularly hate.

[@ashleightompkins3200]

That's rather ironic that you would say because of how long the movie takes to get to the point

[@TheWarwolf102]

+adam dahlstorm ask me what it means!!! Ask me what it means!!!

[@MineSabre]

Plus all the pointless skits and subplots with the same two actors, not that their bad, but the jokes are getting tired.

[@xakbrittain4740]

ehh, i like em.

[@Tigerlily1992]

Dont watch him anymore. Simple as that,

[@charltonmcmillen7422]

LOL, f'n awesome review, man!! Most critics on here lose my attention in minutes, but nostalgia critic is hard to beat.

[@alexfraser8352]

What are you screaming at they're just overcooked meat balls. Yeah, overcooked meatballs with TEETH.

[@magetaaaaaa]

I caught the second half of this on late night TV once, never thought I'd see it mentioned again, good find.

[@moonleafteaofthemonth]

I love how he managed to combine William Shatner and Sherlock Holmes in the same reference. It's like...Sherlock Trek.

[@alvalankerofficial]

This is one of the best NC episodes I've ever seen, and I never knew it existed until today, after over 2 years of watching. Seems to be a very obscure episode

[@BigDaddyZakk420]

Oh man, when it comes to terrible Steven King mini-series, The Langoliers definitely takes the cake. In every aspect.

[@BigDaddyZakk420]

***** So you're arguing that this is a good mini-series ? Go ahead and explain, I'm totally willing to listen. I can't see how you could possibly make a good argument for this being a well realized King adaptation though.

[@NanashiSaru]

Have you ever seen the tommyknockers?

[@SeverusSnope]

***** I heard the book is awesome.

[@NanashiSaru]

Regis Mark V The book, but the miniseries is far worst than this one.

[@HeyItsJoeB]

I think the book is called four past midnight not the langoliers.... Hmmm weird

[@Jetstar-97]

I think I know why Tom Holland's name appears so big, it's because he's done such a good job at playing the new Spider-Man! LOL 😆

[@chainslawterhd8904]

1:23 HEY! THAT'S NOT SPIDER-MAN!!

[@matthewmichaelson9806]

Thank you so much Nostalgia Critic. The first time I saw this back in the day, I was sending sub-conscious messages to you, to grill this with extreme prejudice! Good job dude.

[@matthewmichaelson9806]

Sky-gina, lmao!

[@Promethibot]

Yesterday, I went to my local supermarket, and it has a little section for movies. I igured I would look through it, and I found the Langoliers....

[@Promethibot]

Figured*

[@infinidominion]

the correction may not have been needed :) its like...iguana intuition: the ability to avoid watching that godzilla movie with matthew broderick.haha

[@DBfan12]

Where was that Dance of Joy clip from?

[@Missingnoleader]

Perfect Strangers.

[@dnsimmons1able]

I"m going to need you to leave Fright Night and Child's Play out of this. Those were awesome movies! LOL. Love Fright Night. Still, I'd love for you to do a review of it.

[@ParanoiaSpadesX]

"The skygina's gonna be pissed." best line to end on.

[@TheWolfwiththeDragon]

19:55 What is that sound effect? Where does it come from?

[@Prismtx85]

+The Wolf with the Dragon Sounds like the beginning of a Woody Woodpecker laugh.

[@sonnycrockett9900]

SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?!?!?!

[@doctorgrubious7725]

I like to imagine that the plane at the end of the movie is just no clipping as time caught up with it like a gmod object

[@zopheir5019]

Lol

[@Torthrodhel]

omg, I remember being absolutely enthralled by this when I was little. Damn it looks terrible now! Must've just been the idea I liked, I guess? The concept of thinking about what happens to time when it's done happening. Liked that concept. Somehow that made me not realise how ridiculous the rest of it was... somehow... I really don't know how... I was actually fairly scared! Crazy!

[@comixproviderftw_02]

1:20-2:12 Nostalgia Critic predicts the actor for the Marvel Cinematic Universe Spider-Man.

[@thecinematicmind]

One of my favourite Nostalgia Critic episodes.

[@bahbahkapooyah4527]

MY WIDE ANGLED LENS IS ABOUT TO BURST

[@MrAlcazar]

The mystery writer's acting was between Shatner, and the Architect from the Matrix Reloaded. "Visa-Vis the Langoliers! KHAAAAAN!!!

[@schwarzerritter5724]

I just realized the Langoliers are actually in Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow on the Nintendo DS.

[@AquaLantern]

uhh... HOW? I played that game and I sure as hell don't remember any overacting Balkies, badly acted blind girls, air ports, or giant flying razor-toothed meatballs! xD

[@schwarzerritter5724]

LordManda2 The final boss summons helpers that look exactly like the giant flying razortoothed meatbals. Make a search for "castlevania dawn of sorrow menace" and look for yourself.

[@AquaLantern]

Schwarzer Ritter Oh... that's weird, in my game Soma goes batshit and Julius has to kill him, so no meatballs for me! x)

[@schwarzerritter5724]

LordManda2 When that happens, the game gives a clue, what you have to do in order to get the good ending.

[@isaaccastillo1332]

When they talk about stoping the Kennedy assignation and then the critic says "that would be a freakn' awesome story line", It reminded me of Stephen king's 11/22/63

[@dubbie17]

The god damn sound effects doug does for Toomey are KILLING ME. KILLLINNNGGG MEEEEEEE

[@ssharkbait]

It's funny how a lot of people who think this is a good movie are arguing you have to read the book when the mark of a good adaptation is you don't have to read the book to understand or enjoy the film. Idk why people can't admit that they like something that isn't very good and move on. Hell, I adore Space Jam even though it's a flaming piece of shit. I know it is and I don't care. I'm sure there are some who honestly believe this is good but I'm pretty sure the majority just doesn't want their taste insulted.

[@applesdust8020]

I agree. I never understood why they were seemingly unaffected by anything outside the plane until the hammy cartoon character stabbed them. I mean they pointed it out that on the plane time has effect and unless your stabbed in the head, it takes time for you to bleed out as he's trying to say. A stab in the back will not instantly kill you nor in the chest, it still takes some amount of time to succumb. So that never made sense. And the bullet obviously fired, so why didn't the power ranger guy start bleeding out when he got to the plane like one of the five times he was on it afterwards.... fucking stupid.

[@Cybermat47]

I'm a Skygina, and I found this video highly offensive.

[@HEARTMACHINEPLUSULTRA]

Not going to lie. I was actually pretty interested in this movie...until I saw the CGI.

[@GroundhogDayisAWESOME]

I watched "Perfect Strangers" and it IS a good show! I recommend it to anyone looking for a great sitcom!

[@TheMovieDoctorful]

Stephen King's It and Dreamcatcher are both some of my all-time favorite movies. Great characters, very creative stories and mythos, fantastic acting...Really are some of the top 100 best in my opinion.

[@robinl.tinderfox6696]

Poor Dean Stockwell, why couldn't you of avoided this. Just go back to Quantum Leap.

[@clearspira]

Robin L. Tinderfox Outside of Leap, he has been in a LOT of shit. He is a B movie actor at its finest.

[@anjetto1]

+clearspira FRACK

[@emilypatterson7988]

"We're the new people! YAAAAAAAAY, a little girl is deeeead!"

[@stevethemastersword]

i notice another steven king cliche is saying the name of the movie/series in the first half an hour

[@fatherfyseris7515]

This was, without a doubt, one of Doug's best works.

[@halflifefreak12]

What is that song at 8:10? I hear it so much but I have no idea what it is...

[@KangaKucha]

Why doesn't this ever mention the auto pilot? If it did, it would help explain how the plane flew threw the wormhole without knowing it assuming it opened up above and sticker it in. Also, the British guy could then live and not take his life flying the plane in for the others. Wouldn't that just make all the sense in the world?

[@KangaKucha]

***** nice avatar, and ok guess your right. Still odd though.

[@SteffBrockley]

You missed one more Stephen King cliche - one of the main characters is a writer. (see It, Misery, The Shining, Secret Window, Salem's Lot)

[@PDJ004]

The pilot looks like an older version of Simon Pegg.

[@mariecarie1]

I thought the same thing!

[@lwanco1018]

+Persis Johnson I know right, but he has less talent.

[@jamesb.8940]

One of NC's funniest reviews, for sure.

[@maikenzupancicdanko9377]

You know, as a fan of King's books I'm constantly annoyed by Critic complaining about them, yet I can't help but laugh. This guy is just having SO MUCH FUN with his job.

[@Kingpinn02]

Wait a second, if bullets didn't kill that guy earlier, how did that knife cause the girl to bleed and the black guy to die?

[@KuroChiShikaku]

Correct

[@emcvideoproductions500]

Potatoes, sorry that's all I could think of.

[@Kingpinn02]

Eli Copperman at least that made more sense then the movie.

[@Jingy2003]

Eli Copperman MrMysteriousenter, issat you?

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Yknow the shining was never Kubrichs shining masterpiece. Steven King was the one who originally wrote it after all.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

***** Im not talking about the movie though. Steven wrote the book and kubrich adapted it.

[@androidinblack5291]

+NeutralGuyDoubleZero king didn't like it, despite it being really popular and amazing.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Spring Trap Im not talking about his reaction to it earlier. King wrote the book and kubrich adapted it, meaning it was never kubrichs masterpiece. Just a good adaption of a good tale.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

***** I guess thats true. I just dont like the way critic aggresively proclaims how steven fucked it up even though he originally made it.

[@tommycarr8111]

But, as we saw from Stephen King's The Shining, Kubrick made a great film from it.

[@sharingan652]

At least it wasn't Written by Tommy Weisau...

[@1369Simon]

Ashen Champion actually that might've helped

[@lacageasaad7973]

"Man, the sky-gina is gonna be pissed." Best line ever.

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Out of all the dumb stuff in this movie, the one that confuses me most is “Mommy, look at the new people!” Like...what? Nine-year-old kids in the real world don’t point at random people in the airport and say cryptic shit like that.