Nostalgia Critic - Steel

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@schwarzerritter5724
@schwarzerritter5724 9 жыл бұрын
18:32 Yes, the movie should totally be about her. Imagine it like this, she gets paralysed in a weapon test experiment. After that she uses military technology intended for controlling fighter jets directly with the mind to make herself a pair of robot legs legs. After the weapons turn up on the street, she makes a whole robot suit instead. Basically writes itself, doesn't it?
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 9 жыл бұрын
+Schwarzer Ritter Except this is a superhero movie from the nineties. You can't make a woman the main lead. Silly Schwarzer...
@darkzombiproductions7756
@darkzombiproductions7756 9 жыл бұрын
Ya, but the problem is Sparky is a girl, Steel is actually a guy Wait, that doesn't matter Sparky would make an amazing super-hero than Shaq as Steel
@darkzombiproductions7756
@darkzombiproductions7756 9 жыл бұрын
+Dark Zombi better* than
@jackbandit2114
@jackbandit2114 9 жыл бұрын
+Schwarzer Ritter You should get some of that SJW money and write yourself a progressive comic.
@azbrowne
@azbrowne 9 жыл бұрын
YES!
@Y0uKnowMyName
@Y0uKnowMyName 10 жыл бұрын
"..Uh. you're under arrest." That sequence made my day. And the hand grenade free-throw was even better!
@MrAlcazar
@MrAlcazar 10 жыл бұрын
OMG! That grenade would've went off in less than 3 seconds after the guy threw it. I did like the look on that guys face when he goes "Noo!" BOOM!
@MrAlcazar
@MrAlcazar 9 жыл бұрын
JoeRingo118 Well it depends on the type of grenade. Some have a pin, and clip release, others don't. I know grenades don't have timers, but they don't take long to detonate. That was a problem they had during the World Wars. The grenades took too long to explode, giving the enemy time to throw it back. But in this movie, it would've gone off within 3-5 seconds, not 10-15.
@lonewolfM16
@lonewolfM16 9 жыл бұрын
JoeRingo118 Most grenades do have something like a timer, a fuze. Specifically, most handgrenades have a 4-6 second fuze. Yes they can be rather imprecise at times, but they don't just wait around all day, they wouldn't be effective weapons if they did.
@MrAlcazar
@MrAlcazar 9 жыл бұрын
JoeRingo118 Good point.
@Y0uKnowMyName
@Y0uKnowMyName 9 жыл бұрын
"Its on now!"
@Dilo22
@Dilo22 10 жыл бұрын
"You think you gonna get away from me, but you're not, cause it's on." Lost my shit.
@skudzer1985
@skudzer1985 9 жыл бұрын
"Eat the hot dog, don't be one." If this isn't someone's senior yearbook quote then something is terribly wrong.
@Nick_Hammer
@Nick_Hammer 9 жыл бұрын
"i can't imagine how you feel." "no, you can't." "you're right, i can't." uh, what now?
@CheeseburgerFreedomMan
@CheeseburgerFreedomMan 9 жыл бұрын
+nph53 Uhh, you're under arrest
@proudtobeme1ashkente
@proudtobeme1ashkente 9 жыл бұрын
I don't know, to me the first one sounds pretty much like can or could, but not like can't.
@TBrianOnline
@TBrianOnline 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, he did say "can". Still, a nice turn-around in a dialog :D
@FizzleFX
@FizzleFX 7 жыл бұрын
nph53 South Park did it. Stan vs Token
@oliverqueen9886
@oliverqueen9886 7 жыл бұрын
Legends version is way better
@zeonthedigger6851
@zeonthedigger6851 10 жыл бұрын
"Where'd that son of a butt go?" I'm suprised that line got by.
@bloodlustpenguin1021
@bloodlustpenguin1021 10 жыл бұрын
I looked up the phrase Son of a Butt and the first result will scar me for life
@zeonthedigger6851
@zeonthedigger6851 10 жыл бұрын
Why did you do it then?
@bloodlustpenguin1021
@bloodlustpenguin1021 10 жыл бұрын
curiosity
@zeonthedigger6851
@zeonthedigger6851 10 жыл бұрын
Ah. *Sweatdrops*
@cataclysm7823
@cataclysm7823 10 жыл бұрын
I, too, will now look up that phrase.
@serbinator8529
@serbinator8529 8 жыл бұрын
these old reviews are just too good!!!!! absolutely hilarious!!!!!
@JurassicRod
@JurassicRod 10 жыл бұрын
I went to the home for the disabled near me, smashed in a window and took a disabled woman against her will, just like my hero Steel. How come he didn't end up in court and I did? When asked why I did it, I told the judge it was just an example of 'shit happening'. He was not impressed.
@KianoUyMOOP
@KianoUyMOOP 10 жыл бұрын
Did you suffer from eyebrow spasms when you said that line? Because for it to work, you have to.
@troy801
@troy801 5 жыл бұрын
Possibly one of the best comments I've ever read on KZbin
@Xylarxcode
@Xylarxcode 10 жыл бұрын
I never even knew this movie existed until just now. Those where happier days...
@oliverqueen9886
@oliverqueen9886 7 жыл бұрын
Xylarxcode i was shocked to find out steel on legends of tomorrow had a movie. I can see why noone talks about this movie vs legends
@oliverqueen9886
@oliverqueen9886 7 жыл бұрын
Parris Price so there is 2 different steels in DC? My bad i just remember nate being called steel as well on legends and was shocked to see steel has a movie
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 9 жыл бұрын
To be honest, that'd probably be close to my exact reaction if I just realized a grenade was about to explode right in front of me.
@zergscaper4714
@zergscaper4714 9 жыл бұрын
+ChickenPika "NUAOO!"
@jasoncase9481
@jasoncase9481 9 жыл бұрын
Really doesnt change that really the grenade would have exploded but I guess i shouldn't be surprised as Hollywood typically alters things including that humans fall and die after being shot even when its typically not shot in the major areas
@captainwilts2244
@captainwilts2244 8 жыл бұрын
It was a Basketball joke cus really why the fuck would Shaq be good at anything instead of getting easy dunks and pissing off Kobe Byrant.
@Bloodpasta97
@Bloodpasta97 8 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute a female ally in a wheelchair that helps the hero while he is out in the field. THAT'S ORACLE FROM BATMAN!!!!!!!
@gr8darklord604
@gr8darklord604 8 жыл бұрын
+Red Hood oh hi red hood!
@em.4774
@em.4774 8 жыл бұрын
or Bentley from Sly Cooper XD
@DangerousDubK
@DangerousDubK 8 жыл бұрын
+Red Hood Didn't the book come out in 84?
@phantomzone2725
@phantomzone2725 8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Foolhardy No, the Killing Joke came out in 1988, and I think they want to put a character loosely based on Oracle, although Steel is part of Superman universe.
@bromodragone8405
@bromodragone8405 8 жыл бұрын
SunnyD Wukong Who's also a redhead.
@FernieCanto
@FernieCanto 11 жыл бұрын
17:43 "Uh, you're under arrest." That is one of the best jokes in Nostalgia Critic, ever.
@nickmcnair9984
@nickmcnair9984 9 жыл бұрын
That Angry Joe line was hilarious!! You're the man!!
@MegaFriendlyCreeper
@MegaFriendlyCreeper 9 жыл бұрын
This is my masters thesis on why, "Shaquille O'Neal's acting career," is the best Cards Against Humanity card.
@MegaFriendlyCreeper
@MegaFriendlyCreeper 9 жыл бұрын
Simon Martin "A big black dick" "Shaq's acting career" There's not that much difference really.
@Andrewnuva199
@Andrewnuva199 8 жыл бұрын
+Simon Martin In my experience, "Grandpa's ashes:" lead to a trove of hilarity on many cards.
@sawyerthomson7497
@sawyerthomson7497 8 жыл бұрын
No card will ever top "The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her detachable flying vagina."
@Biodeamon
@Biodeamon 9 жыл бұрын
the thing i want to know is how steel was arrested for shitty cosplay and not being arrested for kidnapping a crippled woman against her will
@CaptainCJ97
@CaptainCJ97 9 жыл бұрын
Reasons
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 9 жыл бұрын
Probably because he's 7 foot tall and can possibly pound a bastard into the ground if they even make an attempt to call the cops. Makes more sense than what the movie showed to us......
@YourWaywardDestiny
@YourWaywardDestiny 9 жыл бұрын
Biodeamon Because she didn't press charges.
@justRayakasting1431
@justRayakasting1431 9 жыл бұрын
Biodeamon you can't arrest Shaq baby, he's got the shaqnosis
@darkzombiproductions7756
@darkzombiproductions7756 9 жыл бұрын
Ya
@2wingo
@2wingo 11 жыл бұрын
11:52 I'd like to think that that face was Shaq's actual reaction to hearing that joke.
@ninjaspartankx55
@ninjaspartankx55 10 жыл бұрын
NC's Shaq impression is fucking gold!!
@sraj4564
@sraj4564 11 жыл бұрын
"Damn, he's very unimpressively getting away!" LOL
@baabaaer
@baabaaer 11 жыл бұрын
He's a soldier and was never taught how to deal with grenades? That's odd. As a soldier of a very strong nation with strong tradition winning many battles and some wars? Even odder.
@xwulfd
@xwulfd 11 жыл бұрын
About shaq throwing a granade to the hole was an inside joke to his bad free throws in nba lmao
@baabaaer
@baabaaer 11 жыл бұрын
Oh.
@xwulfd
@xwulfd 11 жыл бұрын
baabaaer yes thats why he said "I never made these (free throws)" haha
@ForklifterMatt
@ForklifterMatt 11 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know Angry Joe was in this movie!" LOL
@johnboko7110
@johnboko7110 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he ever saw this review to hear that ? XD
@redheadboyyy123
@redheadboyyy123 10 жыл бұрын
Love that shaq is so ok with the fact he sux at free throws he even let them use it as a joke in a movie with him
@grouchogrumble6760
@grouchogrumble6760 11 жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe that there was once a time where Nostalgia Critic didn't have a billion guest stars, an over-elaborate and unnecessary storyline, and a long ass theme song. I miss that.
@Apostol407
@Apostol407 11 жыл бұрын
What elaborative stories? Most of his reviews even now continue to be self-contained and only some form part of an elaborative storyline. The theme song only lasts for about 30 seconds, in a 30 minute review. And what "billion guest stars"? Again, most of his reviews even now don't have guest stars, and it is not any different from the past where he had the other reviewers of TGWTG join him.
@grouchogrumble6760
@grouchogrumble6760 11 жыл бұрын
Apostol407 Relax, I was just joking. Nostalgia Critic is awesome.
@viemarirunoa
@viemarirunoa 2 жыл бұрын
@@grouchogrumble6760 And then he did The Wall lol
@thisissostupidliterallywhy
@thisissostupidliterallywhy 2 жыл бұрын
I know this is 9 years ago but yeah man. I remember being super stoked when NC was coming back in 2013 I believe but it wasn't the same. I haven't seen him since 2014 and am just now rewatching his older content which IMO holds up
@patrickgowen324
@patrickgowen324 Жыл бұрын
I mean I watched up to Season 10 but stopped really watching it after that (once the #hangethechannel controversy was going on) which for that stuff was good while the older stuff I do watch it’s mostly in the background while the newer stuff isn’t bad does feel a tad overbloated at points but it’s alright.
@KrisKringlez
@KrisKringlez 10 жыл бұрын
This movie has a 12% rating on Rotten Tomatoes while Shaq's previous movie,Kazaam,has a R.T. rating of 6%.....so there are clearly a handful of people out there who can put up with this movie
@Starweardo
@Starweardo 3 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me this movie is TWICE as good as his previous venture! SCORE!
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 9 жыл бұрын
It's really not that hard for people in wheelchairs to pull themselves off the ground. They build massive upper-body strength from being in- ...I just realized what I'm doing. Excuse me while I go sob in the shower for several hours.
@bassinblue
@bassinblue 9 жыл бұрын
I've seen some guy in a wheelchair in a gym before. He was pretty strong.
@houssamshebaily
@houssamshebaily 9 жыл бұрын
+ChickenPika Sorry but that is very incorrect. It completely depends on why you are using a wheelchair. A huge proportion of people who use wheelchairs, including myself and several friends, have problems with their upper body as well. Some can't even move themselves at all. The people with no upper body problems use manual wheelchairs. She is seen using an electric wheelchair. That strongly suggests she has upper body problems.
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 9 жыл бұрын
Oh, that makes sense, actually. Particularly if you're in a wheelchair because of something like an explosion, like the character here.
@Zeina107
@Zeina107 9 жыл бұрын
I thought it was funny hahaha
@mrbobdman9069
@mrbobdman9069 9 жыл бұрын
15:55
@pastelsunset
@pastelsunset 8 жыл бұрын
critic's "angry shaq" voice is so fucking funny
@papershadow
@papershadow 11 жыл бұрын
For some reason, better or worse, I have this image of Shaq playing Cyborg from Teen Titans after watching this movie. I doubt he'd play it well because… Shaq, but he both looks and acts closer to Cyborg (if you call it acting). Edit: One year later, I apologize for missing a prime joke of Shaq being half robotic in acting.
@denniswilliams6519
@denniswilliams6519 10 жыл бұрын
This raises the question of WHY they aren't making a Teen Titans movie, but then I remember that it would probably suck.
@papershadow
@papershadow 10 жыл бұрын
Dennis Williams Well, Cyborg's confirmed for Superman v Batman (or whatever it's titled). I imagine his reception there could play a part in whether or not they think people want a new Teen Titans movie. And I mean a TT movie, not a TTG movie.
@Dim4323
@Dim4323 5 жыл бұрын
Samuel L jackson is shaft
@YuukiTakemoto1996
@YuukiTakemoto1996 5 жыл бұрын
Ray Fisher is a better Cyborg than Shaq.
@Goldenkitten1
@Goldenkitten1 11 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that scene about the internet. It's hard to believe with how deeply it's rooted in our culture now that not 20-years ago they had to stick a scene like that in the movie because there were enough people unfamiliar with it that they actually needed it spelled out.
@RoyalFusilier
@RoyalFusilier 10 жыл бұрын
"Damn! He's... very unimpressively... getting away!"
@raidman3733
@raidman3733 11 жыл бұрын
You'd think someone who supposedly played for the NBA could at least run realistically. What the hell was that crap on the roof.
@NyQuilDonut
@NyQuilDonut 11 жыл бұрын
Haha he is like 320 pounds and 7'2" and wearing a clunky rubber suit.
@NyQuilDonut
@NyQuilDonut 11 жыл бұрын
Wait... "...supposedly played for the NBA"?? Is there a debate out there about whether or not Shaq played in the NBA?
@raidman3733
@raidman3733 11 жыл бұрын
There's debate as to whether or not he earned it.
@JosephGorbach
@JosephGorbach 5 жыл бұрын
Shaq got more rings than LeBron
@MrLaxdude89
@MrLaxdude89 11 жыл бұрын
19:26 Actually, to the films credit, they actually acknowledge Shaque being trash at basketball.
@YellowChoklit
@YellowChoklit 11 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHAAH GOOD 1 SCRAPPY UR A FUNNY PUP
@MrLaxdude89
@MrLaxdude89 11 жыл бұрын
I know, I know. Puppy Power.
@PurpleMoonFlute
@PurpleMoonFlute 8 жыл бұрын
Sparks was definitely the best part of this. She needed her own movie.
@rydermccall3590
@rydermccall3590 8 жыл бұрын
I do like Shaq getting Sparky out of the hospital: I imagine Shaq would do that for a buddy of his.
@angelofphoenix1983
@angelofphoenix1983 11 жыл бұрын
It's Steel minus the Rocket Boots, the cape, the Superman 'S' on the chest, EXTREMELY underpowered hammer. They raped a superhero that had franchise potential.
@haileyshannon7548
@haileyshannon7548 10 жыл бұрын
probably because the last movie they made about a member of the Superman extended family, who wasn't Superman, it didn't turn out so well!
@Kirbivski
@Kirbivski 10 жыл бұрын
you mean a shitty blatant rip-off of Iron Man
@VunderGuy
@VunderGuy 10 жыл бұрын
Kirbivski Yeah... any objections, even legitimatize ones you had about Steel were thrown out the window when you said, 'blatant rip-off of Iron Man.'
@Kirbivski
@Kirbivski 10 жыл бұрын
VunderGuy prove me wrong
@VunderGuy
@VunderGuy 10 жыл бұрын
Kirbivski The movie or the character, because if it's character, you're no more correct than the folks who say Farcry is Skyrim with guns. Heck, you're no more correct than the folks who said Fallout 3 was Oblivion with guns.
@thedarkknight094
@thedarkknight094 8 жыл бұрын
He's right, the funniest thing is that guy's reaction to the grenade lol
@arcaderkid8449
@arcaderkid8449 9 жыл бұрын
you know i keep watching this video from time to time and i always get a laugh out of this episode LOL :D
@gojira8563
@gojira8563 10 жыл бұрын
19:29 "NOO~!!!" I fucking lost my shit
@justinjacquez9321
@justinjacquez9321 10 жыл бұрын
NC kinda sounds like Johnny Bravo when he imitates Shaq
@malloryechelmeyer6679
@malloryechelmeyer6679 9 жыл бұрын
Take away the suit, what are you? Iron Man " A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. " Steel " A lean, mean, lame catchphrasing machine."
@Horox0
@Horox0 11 жыл бұрын
Love Steel's theme. One thing they got right.
@inamadworld
@inamadworld 10 жыл бұрын
I genuinely laughed when he said "I never make these" in the room with the grenade.
@Draukagrissah
@Draukagrissah 8 жыл бұрын
Shaquille O'Neal: Phenomenal Basketball player - absolutely Incredibly intelligent investor and entrepreneur - surprising but true Great actor - AHAHAHAHAHA no
@MrOSUrocker
@MrOSUrocker 10 жыл бұрын
omg lmao at the Angry Joe reference!
@skyrimosity7842
@skyrimosity7842 8 жыл бұрын
Make fun of the costume/acting all you want, but I'd be terrified of Shaquille O'Neal coming at me with a sledgehammer...
@dudehuhu7803
@dudehuhu7803 8 жыл бұрын
Skyrimosity You have a point there XDD
@DinosaurFan88
@DinosaurFan88 11 жыл бұрын
The only compliment one can give this is that the movie is pretty great, very triumphant and befitting for a superhero clad in a metal suit.
@TheT3rr0rMask
@TheT3rr0rMask 8 жыл бұрын
I remember I saw my dad watching Steel years ago on TV. I had no idea what it was, but all i watched was the part with that bubble gun thing being used up to the ending of the court room scene. After that, I walked away and played Castlevania 4 for the 50th time lel
@PossumCrafts
@PossumCrafts 9 жыл бұрын
Hey, to be fair burger burgers are pretty delicious.
@19cosmo91
@19cosmo91 9 жыл бұрын
Especially when followed by Beer beers!
@TheBloodsuckerProxy
@TheBloodsuckerProxy 9 жыл бұрын
+19cosmo91 with a side of fry fries.
@darkzombiproductions7756
@darkzombiproductions7756 9 жыл бұрын
And Pepsi-Pepsi is even better XD
@SCP1891
@SCP1891 9 жыл бұрын
+19cosmo91 Be sure to go the Tavern tavern.
@tommyatkins2527
@tommyatkins2527 9 жыл бұрын
Especially washed down with beer beer
@rydermccall3590
@rydermccall3590 8 жыл бұрын
I would like to see Bruce get Barbara back into helping him fight crime the way Shaq does for Sparks.
@bibniebt
@bibniebt 9 жыл бұрын
"CHANGE!? YA GOT CHA- oh my god, they're filming a shaq movie, I'm out of here!"
@Connerkonel
@Connerkonel 10 жыл бұрын
I really miss the easy-to-impress nature of my childhood. I never noticed the obvious models in Star Wars and I honestly loved this movie when I was a kid. After watching this review I don't know how it entertained me so well.
@roastchicken401
@roastchicken401 8 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Critic's old reviews are the best. They always managed to make me laugh, and that's hard to do. It's sucks that his new reviews aren't nearly as funny.
@jayblade2000
@jayblade2000 9 жыл бұрын
Critic referenced Bolt, everybody go home, he won the internet!
@brendanmccabe2249
@brendanmccabe2249 9 жыл бұрын
jayblade2000 dont get it
@jayblade2000
@jayblade2000 9 жыл бұрын
I think it was "You don't know the power of styrafoam!"
@darkzombiproductions7756
@darkzombiproductions7756 9 жыл бұрын
+jayblade2000 it was
@lopson8683
@lopson8683 8 жыл бұрын
So Sparky in this movie is pretty much Oracle. ....if she had lazer guns.
@davidsmith3949
@davidsmith3949 8 жыл бұрын
Basically.
@EdgeOf1996
@EdgeOf1996 10 жыл бұрын
I can't watch this without thinking of the vine with Shaq and that cat wiggling.....
@UltimateHero128
@UltimateHero128 11 жыл бұрын
I remember Steel from DCAU. He was pretty badass in it, taking out Metallo like he was nothing in his first appearance.
@YuukiTakemoto1996
@YuukiTakemoto1996 5 жыл бұрын
And he was voiced by Michael Dorn!
@hazza3
@hazza3 10 жыл бұрын
8:15 Nostalgia Critic would be surprised at how many people actually do that.
@nomduclavier
@nomduclavier 10 жыл бұрын
He jokes, but the soufflé plot was the best part
@Metrawolf
@Metrawolf 10 жыл бұрын
On-ness levels set to maximum.
@farseerflore9512
@farseerflore9512 8 жыл бұрын
That internet thing they mentioned will never catch on. Just like Betamax is gonna kill VHS or the fact you'll never need a hard drive bigger than 2GB.
@PurpleMoonFlute
@PurpleMoonFlute 8 жыл бұрын
Doug's fake laugh is the funniest thing ever
@karankenZ
@karankenZ 7 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I loved this movie. The idea of a superhero with armor that was built in a garbage dump made it very believable. Making you feel like all you need as a kid is to probably go to a dump and build armor with a blacksmith
@cartooncritic4107
@cartooncritic4107 9 жыл бұрын
If Shaquille plays an army inventor wouldn't that make him an engineer not an army soilder?
@darkzombiproductions7756
@darkzombiproductions7756 9 жыл бұрын
Yep, he's an army soldier because of crappy writing
@cartooncritic4107
@cartooncritic4107 9 жыл бұрын
Dark Zombi I think I spelled the name wrong but glad you see my point
@jasoncase9481
@jasoncase9481 9 жыл бұрын
Yes but I'm guessing he intentionally did that to highlight how awful this piece of garbage is.
@ThinkinBinkin
@ThinkinBinkin 10 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, how do you check the time? "Its On" a clock
@MURFGAMING1228
@MURFGAMING1228 11 жыл бұрын
Sorry bad guy of the movie, but the internet will never catch on. Just trust me, it'll never catch on. Ever.
@maxmarkel1794
@maxmarkel1794 10 жыл бұрын
yep never in a million years, its just a stupid thing that will pass:P
@BlackBunik
@BlackBunik 10 жыл бұрын
Definitely, never.. yup.. uhum... But Interfernet, boy that is the stuff.
@maxmarkel1794
@maxmarkel1794 10 жыл бұрын
BlackBunik yeah, that's forever
@minstrel1184
@minstrel1184 10 жыл бұрын
I love how you know one of the bad guys in 16:54 watching the weapons broadcast is a bad guy because.....he's pointing a gun at the t.v. "Hey, boss, how's the audience supposed to know these are bad guys in this scene?" "Uhhh......let's put a handgun in one of their hands for no apparent reason." "Brilliant!"
@matthewlaurence3121
@matthewlaurence3121 10 жыл бұрын
"It's on," best part of this video, absolutely hilarious! Having seen the actual film in fragmentary form (it was too boring to watch in its whole form), "it's on," really stands out, as the most inconsistent, rememberable line.
@ParanoidPixel
@ParanoidPixel 9 жыл бұрын
This actually seems like it would be a good movie with a few minor changes. The story is there, it just needs tweaked.
@TheLordUrban
@TheLordUrban 11 жыл бұрын
I hope they bring Shaq back for the Justice League movie!
@kidclefspeare
@kidclefspeare 10 жыл бұрын
Shaq as Wonder Woman?!?!? MY EYES!!!! OH GOD, MY EYES!!!! WHY?!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS HORRIBLE, EVIL, SICK, TWISTED, UN HOLY ATROCITY?!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?
@KianoUyMOOP
@KianoUyMOOP 10 жыл бұрын
If by unholy atrocity you mean fap material then yes, it is an unholy atrocity.
@mikeypon768
@mikeypon768 10 жыл бұрын
Aww come on it can't be that ba----------- AHH F*** AHH F*** AHH F*** AHH F*** WHYYYYYYYYYYYY D: WTAF MY EYES THEIR BLEEDING!!!!!
@peppermillers8361
@peppermillers8361 10 жыл бұрын
thank god such things don't hunt my nightmares.
@Luke.S2099
@Luke.S2099 9 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you used the 90's Flash theme, thats awesome :)
@RaptorNX01
@RaptorNX01 11 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Steel was one of the four supermen that arose after the death of superman. Him, Cyborg, Eradicator and Superboy. completely different backstory then here. Crime was rampent after Sups was killed and John Henry Irons (who was saved once by superman) decides to stop the crime going on in his neighborhood and builds a suit to help him do it.
@appabend
@appabend 10 жыл бұрын
10:20 Well, we don't really have the license for the Oracle character or even Barbara Gordon so... yeah you'll do fine.
@YuukiTakemoto1996
@YuukiTakemoto1996 5 жыл бұрын
They had Barbara Wilson, though!
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman 9 жыл бұрын
just as well Blade saved the day a few years later. :)
@supermovies4625
@supermovies4625 9 жыл бұрын
Well, 1 year later. At least Blade didn't make me cringe. It was great ;)
@darkzombiproductions7756
@darkzombiproductions7756 9 жыл бұрын
+Remy "Gambit" LeBeau what's Blade? Is it good?
@supermovies4625
@supermovies4625 9 жыл бұрын
Dark Zombi Productions It's based off a Marvel comics character. And yes, it's pretty good. Highly recommend it.
@TheCinemaniac
@TheCinemaniac 8 жыл бұрын
+Remy "Gambit" LeBeau Based on the success the Blade film is actually BETTER than the Blade comics.
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman 8 жыл бұрын
That depends. Read the series they did along the same time as Blade II, you'll find it's actually pretty good, as well as graphic to fuck!
@disneydork100
@disneydork100 7 жыл бұрын
Seriously tho a movie about a wheelchair bound super smart badass with guns on her chair as the hero would've been way more interesting!
@alexa5675
@alexa5675 5 жыл бұрын
You and Chris Stuckmann... I loved this film! :'(
@gamesmaster35v2
@gamesmaster35v2 11 жыл бұрын
Why do all the villians just insist on shooting the armored hero in the armor.HELLO the whole facial area is exposed and last I heard once you shoot someone in the head that's about all she wrote.Worse case scenario your would be hero would be sucking gerbers through a straw.
@gamesmaster35v2
@gamesmaster35v2 11 жыл бұрын
Lol well at least with Steel they would have the outside chassis already.done for them.
@gamesmaster35v2
@gamesmaster35v2 11 жыл бұрын
OtomeSound hehehe Yeah I almost forgot how gruesome Murphy's death was.I had loved that movie I'm wondering how good the remake is going to be?
@VunderGuy
@VunderGuy 10 жыл бұрын
***** You... DO know that Robocop's face is just for show and that there's more armor underneath it, right?
@bloodrosereaper2099
@bloodrosereaper2099 10 жыл бұрын
I thought that Matthew Broderick was the master of cinematic blandness :0
@Lucariogamer14
@Lucariogamer14 9 жыл бұрын
This movie makes Aquaman look like a powerful hero
@DatBrasss
@DatBrasss 9 жыл бұрын
Aquaman IS powerful. He's kind of silly, but he is basically the Thor of the Ocean... he can make frigging Sharknados.
@thaianh9388
@thaianh9388 8 жыл бұрын
+Lucariogamer14 IHE, do you need something?
@BigK13372
@BigK13372 8 жыл бұрын
It's 2016 (or 2015 depending on when the comment made). Justice League and Batman The Brave and The Bold finished airing. DC New 52 explains the inherent logic behind being the "fastest swimmer" (which means you must be pretty fucking strong to swim at an incredible pace in depths where normal people will lose control of their muscles). And yet still more Aquaman is useless jokes. What's next, Ant-Man is useless? Cause Avengers EMH and the Ant-Man movie pretty much sees the character as a weak loser.
@NTheHedgehog
@NTheHedgehog 8 жыл бұрын
+Lucariogamer14 Um New 52 Aquaman says hi.
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 7 жыл бұрын
Lucariogamer14 Considering he commands about 75% of the planet's surface...
@zachfisk1445
@zachfisk1445 11 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Someone understands! (Cries tears of joy.)
@JimmySteller
@JimmySteller 11 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this is one of NC's most underrated episodes.
@bel7090
@bel7090 8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who would've thought that they would've made sparky the main character? having her friend make her a super suit to help her walk and fight crime, and she is a far better actor than shaquille 😐😐😐
@thagrammarnazi
@thagrammarnazi 8 жыл бұрын
Élan Metamorphia Ahh the side characters are nearly always more interesting. Luke Skywalker's a bland fuck, Harry potter's a bland fuck, Batman's arguably less interesting than the villains in his world, superman is the definition of vanilla.
@bromodragone8405
@bromodragone8405 8 жыл бұрын
thagrammarnazi it's on.
@bromodragone8405
@bromodragone8405 8 жыл бұрын
Did I mention how on it is?
@bromodragone8405
@bromodragone8405 8 жыл бұрын
Because it's on!
@bromodragone8405
@bromodragone8405 8 жыл бұрын
ONNNNNN!!!!!!
@Gootothesecond
@Gootothesecond 10 жыл бұрын
This movie didn't kill it, it wasn't that bit to begin with. "Batman & Robin" killed the sub genre until "Blade" revived it.
@Metal-Man-2000
@Metal-Man-2000 10 жыл бұрын
Did I mention it's on, it's on
@megamovieman101
@megamovieman101 7 жыл бұрын
The one up-side to this movie? The theme song is freaking awesome!
@KagagiouX
@KagagiouX 10 жыл бұрын
NC took the first appearance of 'Steel' like I react to tights on super heroes.
@remieres
@remieres 10 жыл бұрын
Doug, if you thought this movie was fun or funny. Review Meteor man.
@bluestar4579
@bluestar4579 10 жыл бұрын
This guy is like the homeless version of Iron Man.
@Aiden2041
@Aiden2041 11 жыл бұрын
Well on the upside he played a practically unknown super hero part of the super family with power girl super-girl super-boy and super-man but he became more known with the 52 series that took place after infinte crisis
@snaketooth0943
@snaketooth0943 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Bolt reference!
@MaskedMarvyl
@MaskedMarvyl 11 жыл бұрын
"just eat the hot dog; don't be a hot dog". Life lessons we all could learn from....
@ZS05
@ZS05 8 жыл бұрын
At least Steel isn't Captain Douchemurica, who ditches everyone he's supposed to save!
@MyEyesWithin
@MyEyesWithin 8 жыл бұрын
the 1990's one
@TheObsidianX
@TheObsidianX 8 жыл бұрын
Don05 can you pull over, I feel sick
@dcarterm8371
@dcarterm8371 8 жыл бұрын
TheObsidianX No I'm ditching you now
@johnboko7110
@johnboko7110 7 жыл бұрын
Well Captain America is a douche especially in Civil War because of his gay love for Bucky.
@oliverqueen9886
@oliverqueen9886 7 жыл бұрын
Legends is a way better version
@grimfearhellchild7048
@grimfearhellchild7048 10 жыл бұрын
In his career I bet this is his biggest regret
@PikminandOatchi
@PikminandOatchi 11 жыл бұрын
13:26 WAIT WAIT WAIT One of those bullets did hit him in the mouth and he didn,t feel it. WTF
@VoidKnightsc
@VoidKnightsc 10 жыл бұрын
If you look really closely...the closest one in near his neck.
@_thesleister_626
@_thesleister_626 7 жыл бұрын
14:38 "where did that so of a butt go?" I'm dying
@MrMarinus18
@MrMarinus18 8 жыл бұрын
I kind of like that theme of Steel. It sounds really cool. I actually kind of hope they will make something like this but better. A superhero who on the surface is actually very unimpressive but still get's the job done.
@disNARRATIVE
@disNARRATIVE 10 жыл бұрын
Ray J did a much better performance in that indie film he did with Kim Kardashian.
@ericfisher9513
@ericfisher9513 9 жыл бұрын
I have to say what ray j did in this movie was innocent compared to what he unleashed in his "indie" film
@ArmchairRizzard
@ArmchairRizzard 9 жыл бұрын
Lynn Holston talk about "hammer time."
@ULTRADJ4EVER
@ULTRADJ4EVER 9 жыл бұрын
Lynn Holston What indie film?
@ArmchairRizzard
@ArmchairRizzard 9 жыл бұрын
ULTRADJ4EVER It's a sex tape. He is being sarcastic.
@ULTRADJ4EVER
@ULTRADJ4EVER 9 жыл бұрын
Chris Bowman Ah, I get it.
@CrazedNovaProduction
@CrazedNovaProduction 11 жыл бұрын
19:10, come on, your supposed to be an army guy, they teach you to use grenades in basic training.
@snugasapugonarug
@snugasapugonarug 8 жыл бұрын
9:48 ...yyyyeah, not a very cool thing to say to a woman who just told you "no".
@horaciosi
@horaciosi 8 жыл бұрын
Shaq: This is a prime example of "shit happening". No, this is a prime example of FORCING PEOPLE TO DO SOMETHING THEY REJECTED
@Nintendon85
@Nintendon85 11 жыл бұрын
"Aquaman is the king of Atlantis, whose domain pretty much encompasses the entirety of the ocean. He owns 70% of the planet! He is super strong, super fast, and he can summon Cthulhu to eat your soul if he felt like it. The perception of Aquaman as 'useless' is based on the Super Friends cartoon series, where Aquaman's superpower is that he owns a jet ski." -Linkara
@YuukiTakemoto1996
@YuukiTakemoto1996 5 жыл бұрын
As a kid, I watched the Super Friends, and I loved Aquaman. So did I love all the other super heroes on that cartoon.
@Mikeypequeno
@Mikeypequeno 9 жыл бұрын
15:53 cracked me up big time :D
@DAVIDInitiative
@DAVIDInitiative 10 жыл бұрын
Someone mentioned the Batcave - Steel is DC - I think you know what this means. Shaq must be featured in the Justice League movie.
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