Lele Pons Has Finally Quit YouTube...

[@JamesMarriott]

Very limited numbers left of the merch so if u want it get it quick! (jamesmarriott.shop) Also, a lot of people are claiming that I only made this video to remind you all that I'm trilingual. They are correct.

[@lyricengg6942]

Are you good james I dont want to be a dick but it kind of seems like you're forcing yourself to make videos and you dont seem happy but who knows maybe I'm just reading in to it too much and I'm probably just stupid so

[@Toffee8373]

Your cool James I support your life decisions

[@JamesMarriott]

@@lyricengg6942 hey dude I get a lot of comments like this so I thought I'd address it on the pinned. I used to make my videos incredibly high energy, pretty much scared that people would get bored unless I was shouting at them and making a joke every 8 seconds. I decided to mature the content and make it more relaxed and what I'm like irl - to some that seems like I'm sad but I can assure you I'm far happier now than I've ever been. Thank you for your concern, and I hope you enjoyed the video!

[@nortballin]

james i am still poor im so sorry

[@laurenb309]

@@JamesMarriott do what you want james we all love you

[@multidisaster6]

james: "it's probably clickbait" also james: *brings out champagne, confetti and party hat*

[@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380]

@Gold Rose and james doesn't?

[@phoenixwhiler943]

@Gold Rose read the title of this video....

[@prettydodgy9673]

@@phoenixwhiler943 I mostly clicked cause I was hoping to see her breakdown like trisha paytas...

[@tealeavees]

thats the joke

[@minnijoy]

“it’s like POTATO ROMANO” james: **contemplates death**

[@liss2023]

tabitha ray romano is a potato

[@crystalbethseizetheday8669]

Liss yeah I believe the cringe is based on it being a very very shit and obvious joke. Also doesn’t quite make sense either, seeing a Romano is a specific type of potato so no one would every say ‘potato romano’ it’s be ‘romaYno romano. You get me? It was just a lazy and cringe non joke.

[@luuuumiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

this is the strangest argument i have ever witnessed

[@erenexpired3180]

lisa cheung *me and my sleep paralysis demon together*

[@itsfern4854]

James: “I’m trilingual” 1. English 2. Spanish 3.Sarcastic

[@melodiclogic9904]

It's Fern! *multilingual, he also speaks Portuguese and has a language degree

[@itsfern4854]

antonia cox oh yes ! i knew that he spoke Portuguese as well 😊 i was trying to make a lame joke because he’s really funny and he uses my favorite type of humor, sarcasm 😂

[@destiny_gabriella]

Honestly...same

[@careforajellybaby21]

Um im pretty sure you can also say Trilingual

[@orange-os3qn]

U forgot British

[@lailam1186]

KZbinrs personally traits Lele: Latina Lily: bisexual woman of color James: trilingual

[@connor4435]

Not just trilingual, he’s a trilingual, upper middle class tory, also he’s a sarcastic asshole but that applies to all Brits

[@terriblename4084]

@@connor4435 as someone who is currently dating a British person, I can confirm that the "sarcastic asshole" is too true

[@sillywombat]

... as a brit- we are not all like that. Although our humor can be pretty sarcastic and what is considered "gallows humor" which is basically.. we joke about death alot

[@petecowley3481]

Is James trilingual? I didn’t know

[@Ollieaaaaa]

Me:disappointing

[@AMBER-zn8xl]

Fun fact about Lele: at the 2017 AMAs she tried to ask a member of BTS for his number. Since his English was limited, he thought she wanted his number for something business related so he ended up giving her his managers number 💀💀

[@a.a131]

Even with that, knowing Tae he wouldn't give his number to someone strange JAHSHAH

[@whyzzie_1134]

Bruhhhhh~ I'm wheezing😂😂

[@soniaantakusuma]

i- *wheeze * bitch i

[@multifandomedbutgirlsgener8913]

AR I'm pretty sure he did that on purpose, cuz ya know, it's Lele 😂

[@allstr8peopledeservetodie10]

multifandomed But Girls Generation Forever nah they are too sweet to be that rude I would hope. If he understood would’ve kindly declined lol

[@OutdatedBeverage]

I hate myself for laughing at “say something three times and hoping people laugh”

[@球公鸡]

wildflowrr wow that escalated quickly

[@jopie4200]

@@球公鸡 your supersuit is in the closet

[@球公鸡]

wildflowrr thank you so much I’ve been looking for years

[@jopie4200]

@@球公鸡 dont know why you didn't look there before

[@flo7452]

?

[@vee2635]

james updating on a day that isn’t FRIDAY? it truly is a natural celebration 😍😍😍

[@danielwatch]

tia kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYTTd62BlM6jsKM

[@amyanne8330]

When’s Friday I only know jamesday

[@woltti]

*Jamesday

[@amyanne8330]

Code Wolo you had me confused I was rereading my comment for 10 mins trying to work out how I spelt jamesday wrong

[@TeamChaosYugi]

Americans when they hear Spanish: MEXICO Brits when they hear Spanish: SPAIN

[@lvasquez2978]

Omfg this is so true

[@oc3607]

Spain is in Europe and Mexico in north america...pretty obvious why they think about the nearest country😂

[@kaitlyn5082]

I don't wanna like bc it has 69 likes but ❤️

[@insertnamehere1983]

Odd how people hear Spanish and don't think of the country that has its name practically in the word

[@unknowncat-qx2cm]

Me: *speaks spanish* Most people around me: oh you are from Spain! Me: haha.. no

[@jessicamedlin3774]

Oh so now lizards don’t have birthdays? The lizard community isn’t going to like hearing that

[@josephcardwell24]

Jessica Medlin lizards aren’t born. So no, they don’t. More people should no that lizards are eternal

[@leonardodaslinky3977]

ah i see alizee has revealed her second channel

[@MrPek-fe9fp]

@@josephcardwell24 people should know the difference between 'no' and 'know'

[@catalina377]

@@josephcardwell24 r/whoooosh

[@josephcardwell24]

Cat Catastrophe Actually I’m afraid the r/whoosh goes to you as I was doing a thing called a joke. I started sounding like I was being serious and ended with “Lizards are eternal” it is a subversion of expectation with the intent of humorous effect

[@tonip8860]

James : " it's probably clickbait" also James : " Lele Pons Has Finally Quits KZbin"

[@joe5209]

Bean

[@joe5209]

Beans

[@joe5209]

B

[@joe5209]

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[@joe5209]

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[@caweeva]

James: “Lele Pons Has Finally Quit KZbin...” Me: *_clicks faster than the speed of Lele Pons’ career flopping_*

[@mariahhenderson1470]

Same

[@Gods-silliest-Goose23]

I laughed so hard in the beginning when James states this calls for a celebration

[@EllieUltra]

Hasn’t she been around for many years?

[@kaisiarubie5536]

I love ur profile pic. Quen is like my twin lol

[@only1_4u]

I made this 3.5K

[@cowtaplayz8277]

James: she is click baiting Also James: LELEPONS FINALLY QUIT KZbin

[@TroboTicTac]

That's the point tho

[@johnynoway9127]

@@TroboTicTac the point is that hes lying for views?

[@SparkyGecko]

@@johnynoway9127 yes

[@すみ-k6e]

@@johnynoway9127 he is?

[@user-kh7ss9vn3t]

Johny No Way oh my- this kid lmao.

[@LauraLily]

James drinking champagne out of paper cups while wearing party hat on a Tuesday. Truly iconic.

[@jopie4200]

That is just the vibe he gives

[@AHun-t]

Sounds like me when the vacation starts but instead of having alcohol I’m having some soda

[@JollyWanker]

Not just any champagne, but Moët. It's like $60 a bottle. And the dude drank it from a paper cup. *WHAT A KING*

[@chanellephant93]

If Lele Pons doing anything is the least relatable thing ever, James doing this is the *most* relatable thing ever.

[@KatyaLeonie]

@@JollyWanker moet in the UK is about 30 quid for a bottle but we stan nonetheless

[@watchassassins5735]

Lele: I'm latina James: I'm trilingual DON'T FORGET IT!!

[@nman551]

watch assassin's james is better

[@vampirelibrarian777]

Lele didn’t have to work to be Latina, at least James *learnt* two other languages, if I did that I’d make sure everyone knew about it (I am actually trying to learn French at the moment but it’s going poorly)

[@jeyy6031]

choose ur fighter

[@givernymiedema6036]

@@vampirelibrarian777 well to be fair she did learn english

[@vampirelibrarian777]

Giverny Miedema yeah she did! She does in fact speak fluent english and spanish I believe(?) and if that was what she was ‘boasting’ about, or maybe used her story as a latina girl who moved to America as a teenager and became successful despite possible roadblocks as a way to inspire people or maybe just even ‘boasted’ about being bilingual (something that takes work) or made,,, actually funny jokes based on her background? (basically do anything other be the unfunny, egotistical dumpster fire she is now) then I wouldn’t?? have as much of an issue with her? but she’s done none of those things so she can fuck off as far as I’m concerned lmao James is just,,, trilingual and a good youtuber so he can stay (also sorry I used your reply as an excuse to rant but I really wanted to have this rant and took the opportunity where I found it)

[@asilkstar1771]

When that girl with the black hair walked up and asked "is this your friend..?" I THOUGHT SHE WAS HER GF AND THE SECRET IS THAT SHE'S LESBIAN

[@lauradusty7880]

Same!

[@taylor54671]

Me too😂

[@RB-lf2vk]

Honestly, same 😂

[@epicrobloxplayer77]

miimow ME TOO

[@sinadimendis1493]

Of course they wouldn't do that! the video would be better! Andtheydontwantthatnodothey

[@justadam6309]

Finally a youtuber that speaks English meanwhile knowing Spanish

[@Cypixal]

wdym finally James has existed for quite a while

[@cbb3480]

Cypixal joke

[@droptuned83]

Yeah I've been waiting so long for this...

[@OMunoz-ct4om]

Uh, did u not know he's trilingual o.o

[@123-p9q3i]

He’s trilingual

[@shanemitchell8188]

No one: Literally no one: Not a single person: James: “dOnT fORgEt iM tRiLinGUaL”

[@joshuaharrington8568]

nobody: Lele Pons: *makes entire song in spanish* "dId YoU kNoW iM lAtInA"

[@finky110]

Does anyone know the third language he speaks?

[@macieb5221]

Oh trust me the amount of times James has told us,I don’t think it’s possible for me to forget it

[@tessieteasie598]

finky110 I’m pretty sure they’re English, Spanish and Portuguese

[@pheebs4710]

@@tessieteasie598 is Portuguese similar to Spanish?

[@spookyoliv8319]

Yeah ok that’s cool, but did you know she’s Latina

[@MrJelly-ox9mz]

Did you know Lilly Singh is a bi woman of color

[@spookyoliv8319]

Mr. Jelly Did you know Trisha Paytas is a tellytubby

[@linerasmussen6153]

@@spookyoliv8319 *chicken nugget

[@MrJelly-ox9mz]

OlivTheBuilder fatass bitch Edit:Trisha is

[@spookyoliv8319]

Line Rasmussen *trans man

[@Kass18]

“Lele Pons isn’t just a comedian anymore”... She was never a comedian to begin with tho

[@panvity7300]

Kassidy facts

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mrs.Self.Distruct]

kinda comedic that the two of them thought they would be more relatable sans ten coats of makeup tho 😛

[@stephaniezeatlow4348]

Tea

[@williamhomer2238]

An actual good comment from a female wow good job

[@sleepysmartboy6287]

"Nobody puts their hands up just seeing a policeman walk into a cafe" Laughs in American

[@hollydoyle632]

yeah, that aged well 😂😬

[@karenshotdog9262]

Dude I'm arabic, I get panic when I see them

[@shereena5696]

Waiting for a African American guy to find this comment

[@nEmette28]

I'm Chicana so I 😓 as soon as I see em

[@samaradaniella293]

Laughs in African American

[@inhle1688]

what languages does James speak, he never talks about it.

[@void4067]

English, Spanish, Portuguese

[@XRedTailsX]

@@Jake-egan sarcasm ma dude

[@chupawup4517]

I wish he was more open about it 😔

[@otterlus]

I don’t know. He seems entirely too humble if you ask me. Never brings it up.

[@buggiebugster]

Idk Anymore pretty sure this is a sarcastic comment

[@ximenaartol7909]

Nadie: Absolutamente nadie: Yo: Lele: James: Se cancela la LATINA

[@chiv2011]

This comment transcends language barriers

[@sugarcakezz]

😂😭

[@ilikewomen8367]

Ximena Artol i don’t even know what language your speaking in, but i somehow understood your comment.

[@joyofarc_]

@Cristina V creo que si sabe donde está pero ns

[@rukiaslvr]

Oh so we all Hispanic now huh

[@jessw3610]

james is the trilingual king we didn’t know we needed

[@jopie4200]

We knew we needed a trilingual king and he stepped up to the plate

[@kaylabtesterman]

What’s the third language? 😍

[@gabriellesouza2869]

@@kaylabtesterman portuguese

[@jopie4200]

@@kaylabtesterman ancient lizard people tongue

[@marystone7869]

It's so bad. Sooo bad. And it makes me feel awful for women comedians out there who are funny but are struggling to get their foot in the door. I just cringe so hard at these I think my face might get stuck.

[@scarletrose2880]

Idk I feel like the problem comedians who are women face aren't because of unfunny women. There are loads of unfunny men, believe me I've met them, and the men's side of professional comedy seems to thrive all the same. To me it seems the problem has more to do with people's unrelenting focus on the women who try to be funny and fail.

[@marystone7869]

@@scarletrose2880 Good point. A big issue with media is so much is just luck. I was gonna say Lele Pons is so popular mostly because of looks (which is partly true) but there's plenty of beautiful women who are comedians who just didn't get lucky. I don't think I made a point there, I mostly just rambled... but take my reply anyway haha.

[@ok.17092]

Jerry this fruit is subpar

[@yoalexishere5912]

Yo same

[@jk2000jk]

Yup it's time for newer better women comedians while Lilly Singh and Lele pons go back to the drawing board

[@leann4265]

James reminding us he’s *trilingual* is equivalent to Lele reminding us she’s *Latina*

[@stupidcontent7921]

Erica Raths yeah except MUCH less annoying

[@salomemonroig]

Except one is more impressive than the other 😂

[@leann4265]

Stupid Content absolutely. I love James and live for his ironic reminders about being trilingual.. Lele on the other hand has to incessantly remind everyone she’s Latina but she’s being dead serious and doesn’t see how obnoxious it is.

[@deadeyedblack2350]

Not really, knowing more than one language is impressive being a certain ethnicity isn’t

[@juhRave]

Yeah his is sarcastic thankfully.

[@ZobeeWanKenobi]

*James should definitely do a cover of this song.*

[@kittiepickles4676]

Stg James can’t go a single video without mentioning he’s TrIliNGUaL

[@mazzy2610]

Kittie Pickles I mean tbf, we’d all brag too haha

[@muls9571]

I mean if I could speak 3 languages I'd tell everyone about it all the time too. Most people can't speak 1 language properly.

[@DannietheSWAMPY]

He spent thousands on uni just to be able to say that. At least give him the satisfaction of being able to brag about it lol

[@bendilo.20]

He’s like logic but with languages

[@michi4066]

I mean, I'm trilingual and I don't really feel very proud about it. I feel like a bit of a dimwit, honestly, compared to other people. I'd really like to at lest become a polyglot. It's all a matter of perspective.

[@roisinbnc]

The sad thing is that her music isn’t actually bad but I think she should quit comedy and try to get better at music and concentrate on that.

[@kneepsha]

Yeah like celoso is a bop

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

@@kneepsha What do you think about that song she has, I think it's called Se Te Nota?

[@kneepsha]

@@crazyowlgirlcncowner haven't heard it. I heard celoso on MTV and then decided to become a theatre kid

[@patrickpoledances]

Yeah, tbh veloso and se te nota, both aren't awful at all

[@vangoghz4814]

James talking about how Lele's only personality trait is being Latina while his only personality trait is being trilingual AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET THAT James is trilingual James is trilingual James is trilingual James is trilingual James is trilingual James is trilingual JAMES IS TRILINGUAL

[@JamesMarriott]

ah fuck

[@zanamusic8969]

English , Spanish , whats the 3rd language??

[@florac2563]

@@zanamusic8969 Portuguese, if I'm not wrong he lived in Portugal once.

[@zanamusic8969]

Flora C ahhh nice nice

[@autumndraws8714]

I think James might be trilingual, but it could be another youtuber

[@ColeODriscoll]

I think the bad news is that she isn’t quitting.

[@LP58587]

I never really watched Le Le, but is she like... getting hate or something? Cause I thought she was pretty popular.

[@TakedownBard]

Random Garbige did you really just comment a 👎 emoji? You know that you can just hit the dislike button, Right? Please tell me if I’m missing a joke of some sort or something.

[@TakedownBard]

Random Garbige ... do you not speak English or something?

[@kcrazywannabeya7073]

Yey

[@mxxnlight111]

@Random Garbige What-

[@cassandrap.1874]

Lele pons quitting youtube: *internet taking a collective sigh of relief*

[@psychopomp3925]

I speak 5 languages 1. English 2. American 3. Canadian 4. Australian 5. British Edit: Pog got in a GioFilms video

[@petergray3151]

Wait, how are you differentiating British and English?

[@brunobucciarati4652]

Brillig thats the joke

[@simonlutgens]

@@Brilligedits very clever

[@atomiccrusader6839]

@@petergray3151 One's simplified, the other's traditional

[@psychopomp3925]

@Emilie Waywood oH NoNoo

[@anthonyz4508]

my life is ruined, lele pons has a book about surviving high school. edit: the rating is a 3.5 stars on some book rating site and the first sentence is literally: “I wasn’t always sexy, cool and popular.” *why, just why?*

[@samanthagerbrandt7543]

oi bruv The universe wanted us to suffer, that’s why.

[@seventhkoala9079]

“I wAsN’t AlWaYs SeXy, CoOl, AnD pOpUlAr.” *bitch infamous isn’t the same thing as famous* *bitch you still not* *not a single soul would use those words to describe you, even if they were at gunpoint*

[@klimtdidit8482]

You should watch Tom Harlock's video about it lolll

[@chelseam7518]

Klimt Did It I actually was totally confused cause I was like why didnt you just comment this on the book review but they are literally different people

[@anthonyz4508]

Klimt Did It it’s really good loool

[@Rey-ug8un]

James: Again, I'm not celebrating Everyone else: aGaIn, I'm NoT cELebRatIng

[@danielwatch]

* Rey kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYTTd62BlM6jsKM

[@milkyyyyway]

@@Riya-bx2nr *Again I'm not celebrating*

[@faithsantiago3080]

James: “Lele Pons Has Finally Quit KZbin” Me: don’t do that, don’t give me hope Edit: can y’all stop the drama? Like shit calm down. Edit #2 omg can u guys stop?!

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

I knew it was probably clickbait but I still hoped

[@nman551]

Some people move on from trying to destroy her but we aren’t like most people.

[@tiredzei]

I knew it was too good to be true lol

[@lynnross2204]

Why are you morons obsessed with her?

[@uglybiscuit1828]

@@lynnross2204 i read you other comment james isn't that fat hes chunky and why you even watchimg him if you dont like him, you are only here to start drama arent you

[@fd0894]

I Moved Away from the UK and seeing those party rings Made me cry

[@barryhurley3644]

I love party rings too

[@kirbylover8783]

Spaghetti

[@md4_]

Rest in peace 🤍

[@knowehme]

Lele: I'm Latina James: I'm trilingual

[@nathanrogers2898]

nohemi nah he’s a circle

[@larryfisherman93]

I'm so tired of her "funny" face like.. What is wrong with her, what kind of people in her life are saying "omg leleee you're so funny and talented keep doing what you doing"

[@potatopotatoeOG]

Lol. I feel the anger in this. I could feel you typing in "Karen" from here.

[@sunxel3264]

They are clout seeking leeches, they know lele's fanbase is dumb as fuck and they want a cut of that shit

[@k_y9225]

little kids

[@nyomilongoria6972]

Omg quit dissing Lele man just shut up got dang

[@Mani-sz6bd]

I thought she was funny

[@maggiekeidel185]

James is trilingual. He’s speaks British, American, and Australian.

[@alexandrucristian8797]

He also speaks Mexican, Spanish and Argentinian.

[@karenshotdog9262]

Actually fourlingual, British, American, Australian and Sarcasm.

[@wolrm8742]

You forgot EsPaÑaL

[@jimboringo9958]

English, British, Australian, Canadian, American, Portuguese and Spanish, he’s septlingual (I think)

[@KindaKaon]

the reign of the Latina is over

[@danielwatch]

Skeptic Kaon kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYTTd62BlM6jsKM

[@13gudadod]

The evil queen shall never see the sun again

[@KindaKaon]

@@13gudadod the vanquished shall not speak unto us once more, uttering the deathly words, "I'm Latina"

[@peachyaki4030]

hA what reign lmao

[@glaptoper]

@@peachyaki4030 The one that never happened.

[@nxahsvidz]

I thought this day would never come...

[@MrJelly-ox9mz]

I wish it happened as soon as she created her channel

[@imawesome4781]

false alarm

[@nxahsvidz]

@@imawesome4781 ;(

[@-.-i1612]

If only😔

[@user-vr1qe2it4q]

It hasn't 😔

[@jessicaholscher4097]

i wonder how often james has to practice the other languages so he doesn't forget them.

[@alanthampi4718]

Once you learn a language you don't have to regularly practice. Im quadlingual(donno if thats a word).. but i use only 3 languages regularly.. the fourth one is once in a blue moon of sorts but that doesn't make me forget it. Maybe to read and write there will be a issue after a long time but to speak there wont be much of an issue.

[@adriansarkisov7927]

@@alanthampi4718 Not sure if that's the case with everyone, my parents and grandparents all learned second language when they were young but it wasn't english. Now they can't speak it anymore because they never really used it and forgot it

[@alanthampi4718]

@@adriansarkisov7927 if you don't use it for like decades then obviously you might loose touch . I mentioned that you don't have to practice regularly. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't try to read write or speak once in a while.

[@taigatanfan_]

Alan Thampi i agree with you on that as a natural trilingual. But even if some don’t speak a language for a decade, basics are still stuck in your head. Like, these aren’t just languages you learnt on the side as fun, these are your mother tongues. Like riding a bicycle, it’s kind of impossible to forget. You might forget some grammar and a few words here and there, but that’s usually how it is when you are fluently in more than one language. Like i tried to learn a fourth one back in school, and i have forgotten most of that, but that was basically just because I wasn’t fluent in it, or put in enough time to learn it. Just learning a language back in school for a short while, isn’t really “enough”, ya know? It took me over 2 decades to become fluent in my third language, so that sure as hell ain’t something i will forget that easy, even if I don’t speak in regularly or practice. It’s still there

[@alyanasrawi5240]

@@alanthampi4718 Polyglot!

[@emmyl6956]

“SE CANCELA LA LATINA” puts a spain flag,i-

[@valhersa29]

I think he put the flag for the language itself, since it’s Spanish.

[@leprechaunsteve8930]

Spain is a latin country though

[@valecastillo6152]

@@leprechaunsteve8930 what? No it's not. Spain is in europe. Omg

[@BurgerBoi1]

*Confused Spanish Guy*

[@Mel-ph4py]

Eagle 285 kind of, it's in latin europe, but when people refer to latin countries or latinos they mean latin america

[@kaas8408]

James is the Spanish teacher we didn’t know we needed

[@alexgardner9754]

James Marriott standing over a deceased corpse: I’m TrILiNgUAl

[@ms-sulorah]

Alex Gardner damn I would hope that corpse is deceased

[@milkytv8746]

RachelVIVID *frankenstein has entered the chat*

[@worlds2ndbestlawyer]

no really I thought it was an alive corpse

[@worlds2ndbestlawyer]

excuse me that was rude :(

[@selmadzafic]

James: leles only personality is that she is latina Also James: dID YoU knOw Im TriLInGuAL?!?!?

[@ducky7244]

Yeah but like learning languages is worth bragging about being born in a certain country isn't lol

[@KolchaksGhost]

There’s a difference between mastering three languages and being a certain ethnicity

[@Nefariousbig]

His only personality is increduloulsy commenting on random shitty KZbinrs lol He's a full on whopper

[@WhosTheDumbNow]

Dont you fuckers see a joke? The way he says it? He is obviously making fun of Lele.

[@slur9256]

Why does he look like Jack Black and James Cordon had a baby? And Jack Nicholson was the godfather.

[@grubisicmila]

Because he is, he's even trilingual

[@slur9256]

Sadgasm T R I A N G U L A R

[@user-pu2si1yl1k]

tinkGG add jack nicholson to the mix

[@slur9256]

: P will doooo

[@mark1h2023]

Thats so specific. XD

[@maylianoda2855]

If this is clickbait I swear..

[@josephkc4609]

Maylia Noda unlucky

[@KecloJaxyn]

I have bad news...

[@dsfmdiya7500]

Maylia Noda OOF

[@maylianoda2855]

Yeeeeah...I should have known

[@JamesMarriott]

I was clickbaited too but for the record, owned.

[@pixiiedusts]

james; posts in the middle of the week everyone; something's wrong, i can feel it

[@danielwatch]

I like food more than the average person kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYTTd62BlM6jsKM

[@JamesMarriott]

ANOTHER ONE ON FRIDAY DW

[@chomp4577]

The god has noticed his disciples

[@mariahhenderson1470]

@@chomp4577 I think so and we've been blessed

[@local_vanilla]

guys i think james *might* be trilingual but i’m not sure

[@cellothere5723]

It will always be a mystery😞

[@anaxornia658]

He is trilingual He speaks english, Spanish and Portuguese

[@local_vanilla]

MeroLero Thanks for the clarification man, i was in desperate need

[@katbowen4800]

@@anaxornia658 I. Its a joke

[@KyleKyle__]

You look like a Straight James Charles who's secretly Gay

[@vinnie5895]

Is that an insult or compliment, just want to know.

[@nom9944]

•Ķīţšï • both

[@vinnie5895]

@@nom9944 do I like it or not...

[@ZobeeWanKenobi]

He's gay for Alex

[@janhzee1495]

@@ZobeeWanKenobi is this true??? :o

[@cherrylino9537]

“jimin cops corona virus” LMAOOKAHSKSHDJ

[@randomly8159]

"Te latina is cancelled" *Puts Spain's flag*

[@curlysheep4623]

Me when I'm on my death bed: "James Marriott was trilingual"

[@Amelia-vf6nd]

The second I saw this I was like ITS NOT JAMES DAY THIS IS ILLEGAL

[@JamesMarriott]

dw there'll be another one on James Day!

[@Amelia-vf6nd]

ok good as long as I get to celebrate James Day it’s the highlight of my week

[@Glacial7]

“I’m Spanish, it’s the only part of my personality” Yikes

[@erikadierke9196]

I can’t believe you clickbaited us James

[@toriklimchuk6359]

“There is literally nothing relatable about them except that it’s their birthday” 🙄😂

[@sukumykaja]

"I'm not celebrating." Me: *celebrating*

[@liarbunny6081]

That's cool and all, but did you know that James is TRILINGUAL

[@cherylloh340]

Spookie Skeleton so am i it’s not that big a deal

[@painterlycrumpet7253]

cheryl loh r/woosh

[@avalouise5223]

@@cherylloh340 i can speak 6 languages 3 is nothing 🤔🙄😒

[@youngfunny1824]

@@cherylloh340 yea, but they're talking about James, not you.

[@sugaryedits3349]

Yall here felxing being able to speak 800 languages like anyone was talking about yall...

[@deepocean2214]

As a half english half spanish girl, I am genuinely surprised at how good James's Spanish is everytime I hear it lol

[@aidansmith266]

deep ocean As a Puerto Rican living in a primarily Mexican community in the US, I’ve always found it not good. Like, it’s very “I learned Spanish in a classroom”, and I don’t think it’s good at all.

[@uhuul5910]

He has a surprisingly good accent, his words are very clear and I was definitely expecting a bit of a shitty “learned at school” accent but it’s good. (Sorry for English mistakes, I’m not native)

[@MelissaBurnsToast]

It’s bc he’s trilingual (did you know James is trilingual?) *jAmEs iS tRiLiNgUaL*

[@chaoticenergy1504]

@@MelissaBurnsToast don't forget that James is trilingual

[@dagarzonvera73]

Not only the accent, he understands the pragmatic meaning. It's almost soothing to watch him get it right, especially since he is not a native speaker.

[@YourAngel]

6:23 I like how James and I went to hover our mouses to close the ad, only for me to realize it was on his video and not mine.

[@nathanr5737]

Secretly James loves making vids on Lele pons so he can flex his Spanish to all of us

[@indigoseyeliner]

Rhianna Rajput “iM tRiLinGuAl DoNt ForGet tHat, PlEaSE nEvEr FoRgeT tHat” ~James Marriott 2020

[@JamesMarriott]

fuck how did you know

[@mariahhenderson1470]

Calling him *out*

[@leamalana6955]

😂😂😂

[@arsen4l]

@@JamesMarriott james we need a video of u just speaking spanish while roasting lele pons ty

[@mmaantj]

Yes we want a reggaeton disstrack of lele pons

[@imsad3630]

Me: drawing James: Lele pons finally quit youtube Me: I don’t need draw, I need answers.

[@imcrying7679]

Omg that's literally wut I was doing

[@LocalGooberGoobs]

Me too. I wasn’t drawing rn, but yippie ki yay!

[@wolfbad512]

When I saw it It was one of the happiest moments of my life I hope James didn't bait me Edite: FUCK!

[@blax140]

Maybe those answers will make you happy

[@etoileconsciente]

I was drawing as well lmao

[@ivannas5540]

James Marriott explaining Lele's song: Me a Mexican: Oooo so that's what that means P.s: Did you know I'm Latina

[@lvasquez2978]

Latinas 💅🏽 stay 💅🏽 winning 💅🏽

[@ScarletRain26]

🤣

[@whyispickingusernamessohar5559]

Dear James, I will always remember you are trilingual. Xoxo Gossip Girl

[@shipsthatsail]

i hate how her singing isnt that bad. maybe because i don't speak spanish

[@05sanana]

no it's bc of autotune lmaoooo i should see her genius interview

[@ihavecripplingdepression6969]

@@05sanana honestly it wasn't that bad. People are really overreacting

[@toyah6459]

I have crippling depression6969 She’s awful.

[@ihavecripplingdepression6969]

@@toyah6459 yeah she is but her singing really isn't that bad. People are just hating because everyone is.

[@Arianita2001]

Yeah! she may sing well but the song really is mediocre and crappy, even for a reggaeton one. Saludos desde Argentina ^^

[@jimenahdz6367]

When Lele said “not literally” it was the best acting she’s done and it honestly felt like she was so tired of her lame jokes

[@falxhsan]

"you can cheat on me daddy." - james, 2020

[@sunisarr]

“Jimin cops coronavirus” oh-

[@Michelle-rm1ly]

for yoongi. Oooo love ur username yunki min is my bias 💓 r u going to their mots tour???

[@sunisarr]

Michelle the uk tickets haven’t come out yet, but I hope so💞

[@mo0nL1ghtt]

Idk why but I was dying of laughter at that part- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@devilsoutcast6559]

Ah fuck it’s the army let me go die

[@blinktwice4541]

@@devilsoutcast6559 aw fuck its a salty idiot let me go die 💀

[@humnahaider3892]

You know what IS funny: James Marriott running out of breath trying to say the same thing three times 😂😂😂

[@kittykitty.bangbang]

James: She has a little clip on the end, maybe she'll elaborate. Lele: Hey guys- Ad: I FINALLY FOUND BIRTH CONTROL WITH NO HORMONES!

[@moved2799]

PhoenixFire stop

[@kittykitty.bangbang]

@@moved2799 MWAHAHA NEVER

[@moved2799]

PhoenixFire That template is just so plain, and should be left in 2019

[@kittykitty.bangbang]

@@moved2799 strong words coming from someone with a *cat* as their profile pic

[@moved2799]

PhoenixFire what the hell does my pfp have to do with this?!

[@nandiwamwere182]

the "cops aren't just gonna shoot you'' joke did NOT age well

[@madydesir7823]

IKR 😂🥺

[@shorttking2074]

well he’s br*tish so they don’t

[@peachcandie]

@@shorttking2074 BYE NOT THE CENSCORING HEIUYHSJEJE

[@thenonoffensivedemonunicor8471]

No one: No one at all: James and me in. unison: You can cheat on me daddy.

[@rachelambereverleigh9308]

Lele Pons clickbaited James, so James clickbates us... I'm so disappointed. Not in James, but in Lele Pons because she's not quitting KZbin

[@bigteacup413]

4:35 I'm Saudi lmao and when I heard her say that it sounded like she said " يله" which means come on BRUH you're way funnier than them, you deserve the clout they're getting honestly...

[@whocut333]

"Jimin cops Corona virus" was a funnier bad news than whatever was the bad news in Lele's video was

[@lobster1562]

Nobody: James: Nobody: James: *remember I’m trilingual* >:L

[@LethallxVanity]

Lobster stale meme format, stop.

[@moved2799]

Leave this in 2019

[@WhoIsJaiK]

Dakota Drawz I agree

[@jessw3610]

no one: literally no one: james: DiD yOu KnOw i’M tRiLiNgUaL

[@trinity1216]

yes please do a diss track on her DO A DISS TRACK ON LELE PONS!!!

[@trinity1216]

The last james did a song it was on trisha paytas and it was really good so I carnt wait for that

[@milkyyyyway]

*We legit begging for a diss track at this point*

[@maddy1950]

I’ve watched James since around 5,000 subs and did you guys know he’s trilingual?

[@dovomobo]

Wait but we never found out if she’s Latina or not

[@suga_cxbe7690]

I don't wanna like this but its 69 and I dunno ruin the likes

[@JCsquadTeentube]

She is she is born from venazuela she Latina

[@arroganteven]

@Dayoungan Jay it was a joke-

[@iminacult1636]

Tldh: Lele tried to be Taylor Swift but with reggeatón and bland lyrics.

[@iminacult1636]

@Geronimo! BowTiesAreCool By Taylor Swift Im refering to writting songs for your Ex and the having interested friends lmao

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@iminacult1636 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@abbysayshi5495]

@@iminacult1636 that sounds so dumb, so if you write songs about your friends and have interesting friends you automatically want to be taylor swift? Bahahahaha That doesn't make sense

[@aerithcolfer3623]

@@abbysayshi5495 Ikr? Like every artist writes about their friends and their exes. it's not a Taylor Swift exclusive thing lmao

[@missunoriginal9737]

Leles music is actually decent, idk why she doesn’t do that over her “comedy” videos lmao

[@helpletmego4216]

but she can't do the faces™ in music videos

[@l34fz]

it's okay, but like despacito, a lot of people dont know what they were singing, and lyric-wise, it's not that good

[@andreagonzalez7161]

@@l34fz within the realm of youtuber music, that's about as good as it gets tbh

[@l34fz]

@@andreagonzalez7161 true, true

[@sheesh1483]

her music sucks lol i hope she doesn't focus on that. She should just quit being in the public eye completely because honestly who tf still cares about her anymore

[@poclgbtanddisabledlivesmat2254]

Me: also an actual trilingual (speaks English, français, 한국어) James: IM TRILIGUAL BE PROUD OF ME DAD I feel you bro

[@kingantunes5128]

Je te crois pas

[@scct5933]

frençais? you mean français?

[@poclgbtanddisabledlivesmat2254]

@@scct5933 oh my god I'm such a clown for putting frençais

[@melaniekalevor7218]

Nobody: James: SoY EsPañOLa

[@SrijahNair]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LethallxVanity]

Not funny. Stop using this meme format. Not funny anymore.

[@fawnodin1239]

GSP1014 nobody asked your opinion

[@ZobeeWanKenobi]

@@LethallxVanity that's rude

[@WhoIsJaiK]

Fawnodin 123 dude, it’s a public comment/reply section. Don’t be a bitch about it

[@jizukko8829]

“jimin cope with coronavirus” i laughed my ass out cuz it was very unexpected

[@cierrareid6068]

I swear if u don’t do a dis track imma head out

[@luzdoalem]

8:40 oh honey you haven’t seen what brazil has to offer in that department

[@connie8436]

celebration : the action of celebrating an important day or event. our version of a celebration : a viner quits youtube *hooray*

[@bearlover92]

With the exception of Thomas Sanders?

[@loecust9652]

This was the fastest I have ever clicked on a video ngl

[@danielwatch]

chloe._.russell kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYTTd62BlM6jsKM

[@fancyjuice1551]

44 seconds and theres still people earlier than me-

[@danielwatch]

•A cHILL GHOsT• kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYTTd62BlM6jsKM

[@球公鸡]

InfraShoot YT literally stop

[@swimmyswim417]

Not only is this skit dragging on for way too long, they’re as expressive as a pair of dead fish. I say this as someone who also has the complexion of a dead fish, but at least it’s not my job to produce comedy for KZbin.

[@kanagisama3875]

thats nice and all but, have you made 17 different alternative accounts to subscribe to james marriott

[@plaggscamembert9776]

Why is no one talking about how James bad news is how jimin has the corona viris🤣

[@SophiesName]

"I'm not celebrating, I'm just stretching the watch time.."

[@amberrigetti9909]

Haters will say James actually can’t speak Spanish

[@pennysteckhan7437]

Fun fact about Lele which I just found out: She's Latina!!!!

[@CallanTaylor]

When they said it three times, it wasn’t funny. When James did it Me - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂