LEMMY WIN THIS RACE THO! [MARIO KART 8]

[@aaron373]

"toadette please, ok? that's why yo ass got captured!" *couple seconds later* *Toadette pushes him off* "NOOO!!!!"

[@TheAdamSmasherMultiverse]

lol I laughed so hard. That's that karma lol

[@Kayla-rs6wr]

I love how Dashie in Rainbow Road went from "there's still two more laps" IMMEDIATELY to "I need a bullet" DYING RIGHT NOW

[@xbernyxx]

Man I need me a dashie ringtone Or a dashie alarm

[@xbernyxx]

Hahahaha

[@47El3ments]

Hahah fr "Wake up BITCH!!!!

[@braedenadamczyk122]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alarm would be awesome I would use that everyday!

[@Rockstar2kill]

Braeden Adamczyk HAAAAAPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Snooze. .. HAPPPPPTTTTTTTT

[@jhamirh]

Tru

[@WeGottaSituation]

Mario Kart 8... a game where everyone gets bullets when needed but Dashie.

[@jenniferp5256]

Dashie does not disappoint. Hes gameplays are alwaaaaays funny as fuck. I cant eat when i watch him cause ill end up choking it (no pause)

[@AgentShoelace]

Lol me too

[@peralez2383]

Jennifer P Choke on this...no pause

[@ayonnadurant3979]

AgentShoelace dd r

[@gregorytelfort181]

bruh lmao on 8:55-9:17. funniest shit ever. '`the flower did the the stunt on emm'

[@NeilK994]

Thumbs up if you want Dashie to play Mario Kart 8 online

[@vidk1dd96]

***** He's played online before and he did ok.

[@grandmasterblueberryice4882]

he ain't gonna play MK9 again till MKX comes out

[@meenb9719]

Thumbs up

[@Chojin17-w7y]

***** huh? talking bout mortal kombat or mario kart?

[@meenb9719]

Yeah my boy

[@legend3872]

1:27 " Yoshi bitch ass" HOW DARE YOU

[@CodeRedCody]

"Is that my eyes"

[@yeleniss]

4:20 DONT TOUCH ME BITCH! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AGGSab]

Blaze it

[@Sam-qb2be]

420...

[@ashtonpeers6819]

TheDragonBallXenoverseGuy

[@wolf_blood1759]

Yelenis Acosta really 420

[@yeleniss]

Oh wow -_- funny

[@vidk1dd96]

Thank you for postin this on my birthday, Dashie!! Watchin you play some Mario Kart Hate, just made this day even better! :)

[@juliannepadua4312]

Happy birthday!

[@Nikki-kd5re]

Happy Birfday!!.. Hav a nice day dude or... Girl.

[@vidk1dd96]

Appreciate it, y'all!!

[@YeBiz]

HAPPPPPpy birthday!

[@morbiddtv8425]

Yo happy birthday tho wish u good

[@JNewWG]

People that dislike Dashie's videos are straight haters and have no lives. He too dope to hate on.

[@tinnierthorn6470]

Omg Lemmy is so cute

[@yesnecessary7216]

Lemmy my character thoooo 🐢🌈

[@liammckeen1657]

yay! the homie Lemmy!!!

[@liammckeen1657]

I have a question for you guys, if your favourite MK8 character is Lemmy, then is your least favourite pink gold peach aka pink gold a**hole?

[@aprilsantaana5513]

Liam Mckeen yes u read my mind i mean, seriously... Why is pink gold peach a character?!

[@slickshotzz13]

YesNecessary Lemmy guess u a beast with him

[@asadthecuterabbit8741]

Lemmy the Koopaling of ♊Gemini♊

[@skl7529]

Rosalina is my girl but dashies my boy

[@skl7529]

bros before hos

[@skl7529]

I knew some one was gonna correcte OK idgaf

[@Atomix50972]

L

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

@@skl7529 *Boats before hoes

[@roypoptart4912]

"Roy? That bitch can kiss my ass. I don't give a fuck about Roy." *crying in the distance* lol

[@TheMDXtremeReal]

Dashie..how come you have never picked Mario Mario or Baby Mario bitch in the next gameplay please

[@rcb6ocs414]

I predict this will become top comment, or at least on of the top comments.

[@MTown587]

Watch it get about 100 likes for no reason at all

[@meenb9719]

Like right

[@ShiftingCloudsYT]

***** How about you do just that. Seems perfectly fine, rather than spouting toxic crap at ppl.

[@sheiklastofthesheikiah4089]

Again, PEOPLE HE'S JUST COMMENTING, since for some reason your annoyed by it, just scroll down and ignore it instead of complaining all the time

[@FoxyRosalinaTheHelpfulFoxGirl]

You lucky I didn't give you heart attack yet. I can't believe he beat me in hard mode and I was going in.

[@nightmarethegreat9142]

Lol

[@kareema3832]

That's what "he" said? Kind of?

[@leonderprofie123]

Shut up.

[@FoxyRosalinaTheHelpfulFoxGirl]

Leon Graemmler make me

[@kareema3832]

Princess Rosalina I think he was talking to me

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

13:50 had me rolling 😭😭😭

[@allstarsimbi6005]

i miss the 'mario kart heeeettttaaaa sheeettttaaa'

[@allstarsimbi6005]

thank you gamer

[@ThePokeBros]

Plz play as MARIO... tho!!! Hardest rapper in the world!!!

[@deadboylife17]

No I like luigi better

[@thecrimsonkid3574]

Play as GOKU when he's super sayan

[@ThePokeBros]

BOZombies _ Luigi is better :)

[@craazzygal1]

It would be funnier and im guessing more fun if you raced people online instead of regular game play.

[@SniperTNT-gq2rj]

Luigi is better than Mario 😜

[@xXPeRFecTz]

13:20 "go to the, go to the left" *takes right lane* XD

[@liam_wasnt_found8957]

16:43 this part killed me

[@q8yrandomstuff]

This is hilarious, thanks for making my day Dashie, I already had a decent day but then I watched you

[@jtamura69]

Lemmy and Rosalina are rivals

[@epic9454]

I'd rather say that they're in love.

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

Lemmy's pissed at Rosalina for sexting with Wendy.

[@rainbowrivers8375]

What type of Love Island shit is going on in these replies.

[@ilovedrinkingwotta]

@@rainbowrivers8375😂

[@Xearrik]

I wan't Mario Kart 8 every single day!!! I'd also like to play with you sometime.

[@MTown587]

Pause

[@Xearrik]

***** Play?

[@Xearrik]

тie Ꭰie™ What about fast forward, rewind, stop, and record?

[@Xearrik]

тie Ꭰie™ BTW that animation that plays when I hover over you name made me choke on my drink. ^^

[@Yourpapi666]

The "I want to play with u sometime" sounded sexual

[@seduizer]

When you know exactly when Dashie uploads you are a true hard (pause) core fan.

[@RachRachelRach1]

lamar blackboy He/She used it the right way tho lmao

[@ADJenks]

RachRachelRach1 no he/she did not.

[@stevenleible390]

dashie we needa start seeing this shit every week again!! best series

[@santiagomontoya493]

4:51 Boi😂😂😂

[@RayWlilliamJohnson]

16:44 "STUPID BICHES" HAD ME DYING!

[@mizzprefect88]

Bruh, Who else watches Dashie's Videos In School? CAUSE I DO , SHIIIIIIIIIIT FUCK SCIENCE.

[@grandmasterblueberryice4882]

On the Bus :)

[@tsuavegaming4630]

Me too

[@TheSphearlSiren]

me three

[@LILACE17100]

Me to I watch it in Malf(math) and in sixtfh period

[@bankroll_xam22]

If u need help in Science i can help cuz I get 100% all day only boy in da class with 100%

[@xandria112]

Anyone notice all races he passed Rosalina

[@ilovedrinkingwotta]

after 9 yrs yes…

[@yungfeddie]

u make mario kart look fun as fuck

[@chronosoul1837]

Mario Kart 8 is a drug to us, but it only works when you play. Seeing you getting into it and have fun with the game is what we really like to see. It's what makes it entertaining.

[@shawntaylor2425]

LEMMY like this joint asap because MK8 + Dashie = 12mins of laughter

[@redman6987]

Be Shy Guy!!! 😃🙏🙏

[@jackmonroe635]

No pause needed...

[@MehCheeseM80]

he already played as him

[@ericacolleen6349]

joel perez umm do you know what pause means jeez listen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kcm732]

***** I agree!

[@amymakaros6734]

O my god yes play as shy guy 😃 O my god yes plz play as shy guy 😃

[@MrThefunnychannel]

Dashie plays Mario car equivalent to snorting cocain.

[@jordyjavier5566]

Yesss

[@TheSandovalShow]

Find out

[@keepitrealandsubcribebruho2773]

Dashie play bayahnetta we miss baby girl

[@sellsonesells8000]

Yeah we miss boyanetta Pugh

[@nileriver216]

Sellsone Sells And we also miss how she likes to drop it(that ass) low, too.

[@221rays]

I don't.

[@steiner1203]

221rays Neither do I. That cheesy ass bitch.

[@nileriver216]

steiner1203 Not a fan of Bayonetta I presume. How is she a cheesy bitch? I never played Bayonetta before just watched Dashie's gameplay. You probably watched or played it, so tell why me you might hate her?

[@jamesslepak3308]

15:45-I'm dead asf after that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@celark]

Can you imagine Dashie in Rally Car racing? He would be the co-driver, shouting instructions at the driver, "WHY DIDN'T YOU TURN RIGHT!!??!?"

[@ChrisHuitzache69]

Lemmy get some of dat PUUHH

[@cshephard1982]

Dashie you really need this tip so when you are racing and you are behind someone try to follow right behind them. It called drafting and makes your car go faster. And it works good when you are on a final stretch.

[@xaviercomas2424]

Let's make your life easier, split stream

[@dayjman25]

xavier comas *slipstream

[@grandmasterblueberryice4882]

He sometimes does this by accident and don't realize LEL

[@Hockeybot]

dashie play morton and do 8 races

[@IAmVarious]

Wow Dash... Didn't even acknowledge that the homie Yosh held it down and got that 1st spot...

[@majinluu98]

4:04 yoo I got excited asf mah boi we both said don't touch that at the same time like a fucking boughss

[@derpycookiemonster8719]

Lemmy- My favorite koopaling! Yoshi- 1 of my favorite characters Luigi- 1 of my favorite characters I just don't know which 1 is my very favorite character ;-;

[@Shmoves]

5:47 - 5:55 the best part lmaoo

[@AlexaScharf]

Dashie, you should've chose Twisted Mansion. you haven't played that in a hot minute.

[@LiuKangBlazingFireDragon]

Alexa Scharf You're right, he hasn't played on that track in a while.

[@c.t.a.5983]

"I like Zelda and burnt hot dogs". WTF?

[@ThePlasticBowl]

But is you tryin to get wifed tho, thats the question?

[@Malaki613]

ThePlasticBowl i'll be damned if a plastic bowl pull a girl before i do....smh

[@ThePlasticBowl]

This plastic bowl got more game than you might think tho

[@caitlynarnold7220]

my ribs haven't hurt this bad in forever from laughing so hard

[@thompsonmickenzie4820]

Watching more and more of dashie playing all sorts of games make me smile more and more each time. He's a great and funny KZbinr, and I freaking love him. lol I couldn't hold in the urge to say this lol I tried but this got me at this beginning with his little jokes and shit lol

[@cassandraross2415]

DASHIE DASHIE PLAY F*CKING LIFE IS STRANGE ON THE PS4 AND XBOX 360 FOR SCARY ASS SATURDAY BECUASE IT STRANGE AS F*CK AND PLAY MARIO I MEAN IT HIS GAME RIGHT

[@TheBossOfTheWorld123]

Oh true !!!

[@c.t.a.5983]

Cor3y GunZ Scary Ass Saturday.

[@omegagiga43]

Ooh! Yeah! Life is Strange would be a good one!

[@XayRush94]

I know right that would be hilarious

[@deandreanderson2784]

Play as mario

[@spirit775]

Play as the other dlc characters like bone bowser

[@Kawaiicat1701]

Javier Ibarra ya mean dry bowser

[@tonyvelazquez7192]

Ladies are Gentlemen... Rosilena is a SKANK. How? 'Cause she raised her hand! OMG. Lord Jesus Christ come down here!

[@TheJohnnee]

13:50 I just noticed that was Rosalina. That's fucked up.

[@ArcDemyx]

Ahh Yes! My weekly dose of Mario Kart 8. Can't get enough!

[@michaellakeartofficial]

Welcome to the 301+ Club. How tough are ya?

[@grandmasterblueberryice4882]

I fought against Chuck Norris and only lasted less than a tenth a second. I'm officially a BOOOSS

[@LollyRosie]

Love the spongebob reference. 😂

[@Sealbro357]

MOST ORIGINAL FUNNY COMMENT EVER DUDE!!!!!!!1!1!!1!1!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@SiebayPlays]

I watch Dashie's videos with headphones on.

[@grandmasterblueberryice4882]

i beat GTA Sa 100% Without cheats 🙅

[@kardellreeves4967]

Dashie can you do more Dragon ball xenoverse great video by the way.

[@yesirod7027]

DO BABY ROSALINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@OFCBG]

***** nice...

[@margarethmichelina5146]

He had already played as her. Watch his video which title is: "MY BOY TEETH ON FLEEK?" If I'm not wrong to spell it.

[@danishhasan888]

he already did baby Rosalina

[@here2watch08]

RosaliTa

[@shellymiles965]

Yesenia Rodriguez PLAY BABY MARIO

[@snadsrad]

The Mario Kart gameplays are the most fun to watch IMO. That and Happy Wheels, of course.

[@A9C26]

Dashie you are our drug lol :) We always need our fix from your videos!! Keep them rolling!

[@jacobmayer8916]

Could you pick Roselina in the next gameplay please?

[@squeebosh8525]

Hey Jacob Rosalina is spelled with an a where you put e. I caught one of your typos , bet you can't find any of mine in my post.

[@ShadowFanGirl237]

Roman Butler You put a space after and before your comma. Boom.

[@jackmonroe635]

I think those were on purpose..

[@margarethmichelina5146]

He already played as that bitch. Watch his video: "I DON'T SEE YOU HATER!"

[@squeebosh8525]

Well I can't say that wasn't my fault. I did that half asleep.

[@timothythomas8145]

Get them drafties on em Dash! Get behind, pause, and draft behind rosalita princess b*tch and wait for that windtunnel effect appears around your character and pass them.

[@irvinmartinez6917]

Its drift my boi not draft

[@timothythomas8145]

It's drafting or to draft behind someone. You know, like getting behind a larger vehicle on the highway, the draft from the larger vehicle will draw yours in. It creates a pulling effect in other words and you can use that to speed by them with ease.

[@NukeSkywalker-35]

Irvin Martinez Its draft, he's talking about when you get behind the character and get that boost

[@FoxyRosalinaTheHelpfulFoxGirl]

Ughhh I'm so mad right now!!!

[@98ERidgely]

But at least you did your best.

[@blighzyy]

Mario kart is where its at ma'boy!, but as well just sayin thanks for uploading everyday dash had a bad day at work helps cheer me up doee

[@frankycastellanos8]

Thanks Dashie. I just cut myself and needed to watch you. Thanks for the smiles.

[@Piplup.Gamerr]

15:01 look at girl toad cheating and shit, she was suppose to fall

[@keith1668]

PLAY YOSHI AGAIN LOL OR PLAY THAT GUY NEXT TO WOVRLEN BITCH IDK how to spell sorry xD

[@c.t.a.5983]

Wolverine*

[@keith1668]

thank you xD

[@c.t.a.5983]

Keith Conett ^^

[@MehCheeseM80]

morton?

[@kcm732]

jeff nguyen yeah he's gotta play as morton!

[@LuisGonzalez-227]

HAH!!! I was first, he always post at 3pm

[@gabrielcolon9905]

You are not first

[@ethannavarro9297]

Gabriel Colon I know right XD

[@ethannavarro9297]

***** Me XD

[@jordangoldman3611]

No offense but no one cares

[@fahmiperwira]

He always post at around 3 am here in asia :D

[@tomioka2723]

Dashie: im trynna go to stages i havent been to in a minute Also dashie when the stage intro is playing: get on eith the shit ive already seen it

[@WiseGirl92]

Dashie I almost choked on my food @5:49"Daisy beach..pitch...bitch...peach.....FUCK!"

[@rybacksexyman7478]

Yo Dashie pause I see you doing yo thang on tgat Mario Kart but um can you play as the pg legend Ryback and defeat that Punk Pukey in dubya dubya E 2K15 pause oh and Dashie where the Mortal Kombat vids at because that Mortal Kombat X is coming like a muuh Fucka in a few monfs.Ok Thanks Dashie pause.

[@Screwhead281_]

You used pause wrong

[@emzieewhittakerxo]

only use pause when you say something that sounds wrong(dirty) loool

[@Nikki-kd5re]

OMG he fvcking explained pause already many times!...Sheesh!! I will give you an example... I can't beat this level. It's so HARD! (Pause)

[@LILACE17100]

Like fr and cm punk go way harder then ryback ( MMMMMEEEEGGGGGAAA PPPPUUUAAASSSEEE)

[@Yourfriendandhomie]

He's a troll. Just report him for spam

[@angelcolon5428]

Can someone tell me what's 9+10

[@jackmonroe635]

Get out...

[@fangpyer]

It's 19.

[@kitakoproductions8894]

Um... you do realize that was so 2014 and that child ran away from home?

[@lordlightskin4200]

Him running away is as real as 9 +10=21

[@kitakoproductions8894]

lol

[@Gogetta_Dre714]

(4:39 + like another 4 seconds) had me🤣😂💀

[@iimochi5287]

In my eyes, there is no in between of loving or hating Luigi. You either loved him, or hated him. I personally loved him. He was a character I could relate to, because i'm a younger sibling as well.

[@PhilDVG]

DashieGames got me playing Mario Kart DS again. I just realized how badly I sucked (pause), but I learned from Him and now my drifties on point.

[@FaZeJokerr]

"OH SHIT WHERE WE AT TOKYO?!" dead😂😂

[@fire---md7um]

I love Lemmy...thanks for playing as him, you seemed to like him too

[@kiwisunshine]

This game is the kinda game that one racer hits you,and then all of the other racers beat the crap outta you while they pass you by.

[@jindermahal322]

Lemmy is my favorite Koopa Kid. He's straight up thug life and Bowser Jr. ain't got shit on him.

[@itztehhwolf]

16:45 "Stupid bitches". Goddamn Dashie you got me fucked up.

[@joejones1043]

Slay Dashie U Never fail to make me Laugh and Smile I appreciate that 😂🙏🙏

[@WEEGEE19]

Also dashie when you get the golden mushroom(mushroom with the crown on it) keep tapping the throw button to keep boosting to get on first place

[@wrmie]

Dashie sounded like a squeaky toy at 4:50! XD

[@go_jc_go2312]

One of the funniest Mario karts ever

[@emiliodelarosa1849]

Dashie, love your videos. But quick TIP, on the yoshi circut, before you go under the bridge, the're is a waterfall, you can use a mushroom to go through it. SHORTCUT...=)

[@spike07gaming6]

Dashie you always make my day when I'm upset when I come back from school I look at your videos and they make me laugh

[@tevinanderson135]

Dashie I love your videos! My favorite player is yoshi least favorite donkey Kong and hold 1rst place on Yoshi circuit ! U have inspired me!(no pause)

[@modracer_2355]

DASHIE'S VIDEOS ARE "FIRE" A.K.A AWESOME

[@modracer_2355]

Plus don't let everyone control your channel too much dash,for example,if you can't upload something because your sick or your busy and people are threatening you to upload something,its your channel so no means no if you can't upload something or if you want to try a game,keep up the good work dash :-)

[@manasers]

I super agree with you and do you play COD Ghosts

[@PikaPikaSootSprite]

XD lemmy win! omg dashie! YASSS We all need little mario kart each week!

[@vivliciamims]

OMG I was laughing so hard my sides were aching

[@iPhone-wn3wb]

Royalty Princess Haha! Me too

[@DylanKillen1]

Yo dashie.. I just wanna thank you for posting on the daily.. Me and my girlfriend broke up last week and its been really hard to get over.. And you have made me laugh so hard with your videos.. You make my day way better and I just want to thank you.. Keep it up please..

[@awdumhaze]

Lemmy so dope! Good video Dashie!

[@arunaavi]

This is what Dashie gets for not playing on a Tuesday

[@mariahelenafernandezdefior9132]

Lemmy and Iggy are my favorite koopalings.

[@CPMGaming]

Hey dashie, my cousin just passed away and this video brightened up my day alot more. Keep doin what you do. :)

[@DJoka10001]

LEMMY see you play this dude again sometime!! YOU KNOW LEMMY MY DUDE!!!!!!!!

[@ilovely4942]

Yoshi was your boy Dashie. You dropped him for Dry Bones.

[@jessiegarcia5988]

Dash I think you should keep playing Mario kart 8 keep rocking dash

[@slylancey]

Rosilina stay racing dirty in Dashie's races lololol

[@foxhero1337]

After watching hours of Dashie play this game, I can safely say that this game cheats. Hard. No pause.