The Kinetic Killing of Kuwata

Moments before Leon is ruthlessly executed, Makoto and Byakuya debate whether he should be stoic in the face of such an agonising death, or if breaking down into tears like a toddler is actually pushing men's rights forward.
If you like the work I do, then why not smother me using wadded up dollar bills?: / sealsaregood
The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I intend them.
The images are taken from Danganronpa: The Animation with captions added using ImgFlip. The exception to this was a meme I made.

[@JunkoEnoshima.]

I love how Naegi acts like he is being the good person but is the one insulting Leon the most

[@ArcCaravan]

He's probably still mad his waifu was gone.

[@sealsaregood5146]

Big talk coming from the woman who executed him.

[@JunkoEnoshima.]

@@sealsaregood5146 Everything for despair baby :D

[@GamingBeFly]

You must’ve enjoyed the show.

[@dylanzlol7293]

Idk why, but the way he talked about leon makes me think about nagito komaeda a bit

[@aisnota5192]

Junko: "I COULD cut this short..... but I'll let em cook."

[@ethanharper8346]

I think she is going on one hand I could just make this quick but this morbid almost mockery of an obituary is making me want to laugh and it is allowing my to bask in his despair more so there is that

[@GamingBeFly]

She enjoyed it way too much to cut it short lmao

[@Adam-edits]

She didn’t want to be the next victim

[@StarrChild.]

Mondo thinking: “damn I better take my death with dignity otherwise Mokoto’s gonna roast the shit out of me.”

[@Alphaismyname]

And later, he did

[@Supremebro0000]

@@Alphaismynamesuch menace..😂

[@Ubermensch9240]

Makoto: "He wakes up every day to style his hair like THAT. There is nothing I can say that would roast him."

[@Supremebro0000]

Mondo:……@@Ubermensch9240

[@aisnota5192]

@@Alphaismyname Not really. He was more interested in how Chihiro was able to hide his gender.

[@PosthumanHeresy]

Junko in the command room like "okay I'm starting to get what Muku saw in him"

[@ishanaprabhakar7542]

Junko getting butterflies in her stomach watching Makoto roasting Leon

[@esense9602]

Junko now know why her instinct telling her not to kill Naegi.

[@neoterumi4772]

Junko now is gonna keep this going to see how savage Makoto gets. get her despair and a show all at the same time

[@ColdNavigator]

The way that Naegi fills Leon with hope only to squash it beneath his feet like a cockroach and gave way to despair would get Junko going.

[@sufi5416]

Mukuro's Ghost: Don't you even think about it Junko. That is my bitch, not yours.

[@fawna_lariat]

"He's giving a bad name to the kidnapped community!" HELP WHAT

[@Ivory24601]

HAHGSIDVWOZVS😂

[@ishanaprabhakar7542]

I love this sassy version of Makoto, who still has his own morals and convictions, but that only helps be more of a sassy roaster.

[@etam8099]

So basically Nagito post-reveal

[@cillbipher2613]

Naegi sounds like he could give a thesis on dichotomy.

[@neoterumi4772]

I know a certain Jedi who would love to share his thesis with him and discuss it in great detail.

[@trulymrword]

The dichotomy of hope and despair.

[@Kammioo]

I love imagining Kirigiri just standing there thinking ,,What the fuck are they talking about"

[@DPSS927]

Pffft, leave it to Makoto Naegi to be completly and totally supportive of someone while savagely roasting them. Heck, I think he might be genuine too. No other character could accomplish that, I think.

[@junioramaya1819]

He do that for a whole two minutes like how are you going to be this much of a pain to person you just put to death

[@hellonwater2354]

Mono: “Any last words?” Leon: “AHHHH-“ Mono: “vary inspireing😄”

[@cecilharvey2005]

I just love how Makoto is roasting Leon in the most passive aggressive way possible. I love it.

[@TigerSwipes]

I really love the times when Leon just cuts in with "NO NO NO NO NO"

[@Mxkotoo]

✨️"Leon is secure in the fact that he is a joke of a man" ✨️ This had me ROLLING and DYING on the floor💀✋️

[@dangerface300]

I actually appreciated the way Leon was indignant in his execution. On one hand he's never experienced a danganronpa execution before so the entire experience is a total horrifying mystery to him On the other hand, his entire deal is that throughout his entire life he'd never successfully expressed his own free will. Even when he tried, it was completely ignored; a trend continued with the way he's confined in the school against his wishes. Him killing the first victim represents the first and only time in his life that he'd ever been allowed to make his own decision, which in a way was also forced upon him because his murder started out as self defense when someone else tried to murder him (it was his decision to take the violence of self defense further though). So we arrive at the actual execution: a collar attaches around his neck and pulls him from his feet toward his doom. He's strapped to a column and painfully beaten to death. More than most other characters in the entire franchise he begs and screams and tries to defy fate, as he has always hoped to and never succeeded. Leon may have been arrogant, and he may have been guilty, but in a way he didn't deserve to be there any more than he'd deserved the rest of his life pushing him to this end. To die fighting was appropriate for Leon.

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

Oof poor 11037

[@GamingBeFly]

…damn. I’m going to go cry now

[@DPSS927]

No offense but, you're overthinking this. Not Leon's characterisation, but rather his execution. It doesn't matter what kind of death Leon deserved. NONE of Class 78, heck, no one in the entire WORLD of Danganronpa deserved to be in the position they put in. To Junko Enoshima, the person who put them in the position they were in, all that matters is their Despair. Leon's death was fitting in that it was carefully selected by Junko to be the kind of death that would bring him the most amount of deapair.

[@mongodroid4842]

Leon is literally pushing that boulder frfr

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I wonder who your favorite character is

[@EggiRoll]

Nah Makoto was on his ass 😭

[@N1GHT_M4R3]

“He’s still our friend and we should remember the good times we had” -Makoto Naegi “You mean like when he murdered?” -Byakuya Togami

[@pigeon_the_brit565]

you should definitely do more danganronpa, this was hilarious

[@blahkay1503]

real

[@aezvetys]

YES

[@lordfarquaad2319]

I hope not, the games are great and Byakuya is the goat, but I fear what the fanbase can do with the comments

[@nekomancer47]

@@lordfarquaad2319every fan base is ass. That shouldn’t stop us from doing things with the games or shows or whatever that we like If the sonic series can power through its own fandom, anyone can

[@lordfarquaad2319]

@@nekomancer47 Nah, some fanbases are definitely better than others, Danganrompa, even if I wouldn’t consider it as bad as Jojo or Undertale, is still down there

[@loganrobson8624]

“Out-Spined by Peter the Spineless Octopus” made me laugh way too much.

[@Helman_16]

"any last words?" "[screaming]" such a motivational and emotional last words.

[@lakshaykochhar6799]

Junko to Togami and Naegi during this:- "Wait! Let them cook.."

[@antonkremov1827]

This was amazing Replacing characters attempted depressed monologues about frendship, hope and determination with this makes it so much better

[@Cool_guy198]

" 'NOOOOOO' Leon said calmly." Why was this so funny💀💀

[@GamingBeFly]

Kyoko just there listening to this without a word is hilarious to me

[@hondaaccord1399]

Kyoko having this idea in her head that Makoto is a shut-in who absolutely unfold and spits mad flow on bad people 😂

[@GamingBeFly]

@@hondaaccord1399”I see that you’re saying how you really feel about everyone, Makoto.”

[@NSAsterus949]

Huh, I though Celestia was the one that died by being roasted...

[@lejon73]

actually she died getting run over by a firetruck, get your facts straight

[@user-gn4bl5ic7v]

Good joke but TeruTeru prob works better :)

[@katievx]

it's the fact they all keep cutting each other off

[@popsicIes]

it *actually* sounds like an argument

[@floricel_112]

You think Naegi is giving Leon such a hard time because, even after finding out she was planning to kill Leon and frame Naegi for it, he STILL had lingering feelings for Maizono and he's pretty goddamn pissed over her death?

[@justsomelizardwithatophat.367]

You don’t take idol waifu from egg boi or else he goes hard boiled.

[@TheRealRenAmamiya]

​@@justsomelizardwithatophat.367 Sayaka is the best girl, but damn. I got to know her in 1 morning and got to see her painful death in the same morning. Why did they hate her so much? She was the most human of them all

[@goroakechi6126]

Imagine setting off the killing game because you got attacked. Makoto was right, Leon’s a spineless bitch.

[@YourButHed]

How dare you even put Leon and Peter the spineless octopus’ name in the same sentence

[@andrewramlall3560]

"Folds faster than a sheet of paper at an origami convention" is merciless

[@medusathedecepticon]

Never have I seen a character be so supportive and compliment their friend while simultaneously verbally bashing them and waiting for their demise

[@angelovargas938]

I like to imagine Kyoko just off screen letting out a 3 minute long sigh while facepalming

[@ochacobae]

"Ew, Leons cerebrospinal fluid got on my face..." TAKE IT LIKE A MAN BYAKUYA BOO.

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

2:17 when you think it's the end of the video but it's just Makoto winding up for another scorching roast.

[@epiccarrot88]

"Oh, I'm not just being a busybody... I'm just trying to annoy you now. I realized I can't talk to you as an equal. Hmph...because you're just not cool." Ryoma to Leon, in Ultimate Talent Development Plan

[@DominikKnudsen]

Mukoto: we should remember the good times we had byakuya: like the time he murdered

[@majidoujaa5592]

He's so supportive while roasting you... he really is the ultimate hope

[@Psykolord1989]

You know one of these days Makoto is gonna roast someone so hard that Junko's just gonna let 'em live because that'll bring about more despair.

[@hondaaccord1399]

Leon, shaking and panicking, realizing that he wouldn't have suffered the death of his dignity followed by the death of his body, had he not just aggro'd the Sayaka kill

[@MultiFandomMadness2200]

“NO! Leon said calmly” 0:01

[@GreenLittleApple]

I don't know how you keep coming up with these metaphors but please never stop

[@JohnSmith-ie8ir]

Is Danganronpa really real? I mean I keep seeing people act as such - yet all evidence I've ever come across of its existence has only proceeded to firmly convince me of the contrary.

[@TriforceWisdom64]

It's real and it feels exactly like this

[@comradeconnolly4538]

NO YOU’RE WRONG

[@Shizkeb]

It’s one of the reasons all women today are psychopaths

[@universalpower419]

Funny, You talk like You are one of the characters.

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

Danganronpa isn't even real in the games

[@prisma.]

Bro was ruthless, no mercy for his crush's killer.

[@BlackReaper0]

"Leon is breaking gender sterotypes." Hit me like an agonizing baseball.

[@plosonen]

Never thought I'd see Danganronpa on this channel, this was amazing. Would love to see more

[@Revelin-hw2xo]

Monokuma: Any final words? Leon: AAHHHHHHHHHH Monokuma: inspiring. *kills Leon cutely*

[@ArcCaravan]

Makes me want to attempt a similar long description about Leon's victim. Maizono was a horrible person who brought her death on herself by failing to do what Leon was successful at, having the worst of him wih even less success. How she would be missed by them as much as her (in-game) fans and father cared about the real her, at best a cog in an industry considered exploitative with her joining just for attention. How she tried betraying her friends only to drag down others, playing into her kidnappers plan like a damn fiddle. The failed murderer will be remembered as good only for spiting a successful one who'd have taken her place if she got her way.

[@wyn9693]

maizono has 2 purposes. to be the dead girlfriend the protagonist whines about every chance he gets and to be a series of comically large cardboard cut outs owned by a guy who never even played the game. they went and did a prequel show to show everyone before all the killing and she still only existed as a cardboard cutout

[@Axt_Rabbit701]

Accurate

[@trulymrword]

@@wyn9693 And yet somehow, the cardboard cutouts proved to be more entertaining and showcasing of more depth than the character could ever accomplish.

[@goroakechi6126]

Japanese idol industry and emotional breakdown says what

[@ArcCaravan]

@@goroakechi6126 If Leon could be mocked for impromptu vigilantism as an attempted murder victim, why should those excuse Maizono?

[@AreesDaOG]

This had me laughing so hard I almost fell

[@rjfrost7090]

What'll happen when Celeste gets executed. Celestia Ludenberg: Say whatever it is you have to say Naegi. It can't be worse than what you've said to Leon and Mondo. Naegi: You killed 2 people for millions of dollars when the exchange rate for said money from dollars to euros likely won't be enough for you to get your European castle staffed by butlers cosplaying as vampire. Monokuma: *Snickers in money is worthless now.* Celestia: ...Okay, maybe my motive for comitting a double murder was underwhelming, but- Naegi: You make Gundham Tanaka look like a normal well adjusted human being. Taeko: Listen here you little shi- Naegi: Hifumi was less of a weeb than you. Celestia: You know I can still kill one more person without breaking Monokuma's rules- Monokuma: Nope! *Presses the red biutton sending Celestia to her execution.* Taeko: SUNNUVAWHO- *Gets dragged away.* Asahina: Nice one Naegi. Naegi: Thanks Hina, but don't think I'm not going to roast you any less than I will the other culprits. Asahina: Dang it!

[@justsomelizardwithatophat.367]

That hifumi one needs to be included in the next vid for sure!!!!

[@mayonakao2488]

2:21 Congrats, you got me to spit out all my food.

[@CygnusLaboratorys2056]

honestly if the characters were actually this glad to off any one of them for any reason the entire franchise would've been much more interesting actually is there a skit yet where the cast is just a punch of psychopaths and the bear is the only normal person? edit: christ youtube check the damn video before you remove a comment

[@Funnyfantombro]

Some characters were definitely happy to see Teruteru go (as well as most players)

[@4zdr456]

@@Funnyfantombro I liked the little shit, he was.

[@HuskerHornet3145]

0:01 “Said Leon calmly” 🤣😭🤣😭 More like… “LEON DID YOU PUT YOUR KNIFE INTO THE SINGER OF K-POP!?!?” Dumbledork asked calmly 🤣🤣

[@jairoandreslopezperez8855]

Man I prefer this Naegi it's so fucking funny have the good guy become this roast master also #LeonIsPathethic

[@sentientmushroom2594]

1:01 ✨ Lmao this line killed me almost as good as Leon killing maizono

[@chrisandreromano2763]

"In such a way he remembers he was friends with the woman he murdered!" Leon: *WHAT*

[@frankomancer]

You tell 'em, Naegi!

[@tasfiakabirsuha7227]

makoto-*roasts cutely and kindly*

[@MrToastXL]

This is one of the best videos I've ever watched.

[@samijeh3682]

I would pay actual money to see Dangonrampa completely remade with this version of the characters.

[@weissrose7165]

Like these Parody shorts.

[@mrluthfians01]

GOD I MISS DANGANRONPA

[@etam8099]

Same

[@-strawberry-milk-]

Monokuma: Any last words Leon: AaaGGGGGggggHhhh Monokuma: inspiring 😂

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

The only thing missing is Leon screaming Aho aho aho aho aho aho aho aho aho aho

[@LivvyTube24]

Real, that's his main character trait bro

[@colleshion9630]

Naegi holding abit of grudge for killing sayaka.

[@genevievedisemelo5584]

i love you so much every video appeals to everything i like so much so that it feels like they were made specifically for me. not to mention you are funny so all your video's qualities are boosted. thank you for existing and thank you for making me laugh consistently!

[@Alphaismyname]

I love this channel and I was just getting back into my DR phase✨

[@V4nilla_97]

This series makes me like Byakuya

[@Stellarforyt]

If I was Leon I’d see this argument as a chance to get a 10.6 second head start

[@therealsatorutsukada]

"Inspiring! ^^" IN SO BBUNG

[@Ramsey276one]

2:23 O M G XD

[@AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon]

Leon: "Nah, I'd win!" You just did God's work, you should make more Dangan videos like this. Specifically for Teruteru-

[@YourFavoriteNPC]

How tf are your voices so on point 💀 Edit: nvrmind i red the description

[@afanontheceiling]

I'd like to imagine after roasting Leon so hard makoto and Byakuya just start making out over their first shared opinions

[@seal8900]

I agree, we’re good

[@kainevins9927]

I hope we get more Dangan stuff

[@SoapBubbIes]

1:02 damm makoto

[@GoogleidmeNahiwin]

1:23NO NO NO NO NOO

[@LunaLuna-ou7ix]

I feel so bad for Leon right now 😭

[@oscuroditenshi8010]

Found this by accident and loving it

[@willdominatetheunviersein123]

WHY TF IS EVERYONE INTERRUPTING ONE ANOTHER

[@Ghostfoxkori]

Leon randomly screaming while they're talking is so fucking funny 😭

[@lvoryRose]

"NOOO!" *Leon said calmly.*

[@SAIGENOS.THE.MASKER]

Omg o love this

[@5Mayday5]

THIS IS SO FCKIN HILARIOUS

[@Supremebro0000]

Makoto is a menace..😂

[@solan2915]

more danganronpa ones please!

[@LaphyTaphyCreation]

He's giving a bad name to the Kidnapped community: That got me dying more than leon 😂😂😂

[@hatchedsoiree]

I was not expecting them to do Leon like that 😂😂😂

[@achmodinivswe9500]

Leon is getting verbally executed here

[@Lilywingg]

i started laughing then I choked on my own saliva

[@Cheesey_moon]

Ruthless

[@IZINA1997]

This isthe most savage Naegi that I've ever seen and I love it!

[@rainessilly]

2:37 "inspiring!" i've never agreed w Monokuma more😍😍😍

[@shapular]

TELL EM NAEGI

[@estandolore]

1:15

[@FlareBattle]

11037

[@Rannett20]

"I just heard nagito roasting something"

[@mc-inversal7069]

THe SAO abridged vibes go hard with this NaegiMakoto

[@thomaselliottjohncampbell3024]

Naegi's way of taking out his frustration against the man who killed his first love

[@Flopmind]

One thing that always bothered me about this is that the first "crime" in a murder mystery series was just self defense. Sadge.

[@BakedBanana]

oh!

[@izusoda]

HOW DO YOU MAKE THESE😭😭