Paul Whitehouse is a fucking genius. He has to be one of the best actors ever.
@heraldeventsandfilms5970 Жыл бұрын
I am an actor and you are fucking right!
@jostocker1075 Жыл бұрын
Indeed a great actor. Johnny Depp agrees too.He said "Paul Whitehouse is the greatest actor I've ever seen"
@heraldeventsandfilms5970 Жыл бұрын
People like you infest the comments sections and it is embarrassing to witness how low so many people are. Thick as schitt.@@iociccio936
@DarrenJamiesonJamieson5 ай бұрын
He's also the best angler I've ever met too (Terry Hearn being a good friend of mine).
@pseudonayme7717 Жыл бұрын
I cant be the only one who desperately wants to see the outtakes from this sketch?🤔 I imagine he had them cracking up alot 😁
@tommymorgan73 Жыл бұрын
This is so good 😂😂😂😂😂 why am I only seeing this now??? Paul Whitehouse you legend!!
@Peteroranje Жыл бұрын
Was just thinking the same!
@K_____ Жыл бұрын
Same! Where has this been all my life?? Comedy gold!
@Bearded_Tattooed_Guy2 жыл бұрын
Getting better with age, maturing like fine wine.
@BoomerNewman Жыл бұрын
Absolute 100% pure comedy gold 😂
@JonnyCooper Жыл бұрын
Genius. What a comedy legend!
@Packyboy Жыл бұрын
now that is funny! I love it that he puts the Bellfast accent in.👏👏
@georgeheggie1274 Жыл бұрын
Real comedy real talent real laughter!
@dechs54321 Жыл бұрын
Imagine having a night out with Whitehouse back then… what a genius
@c39206 ай бұрын
All time favorite sketch from Paul. Seen it 100 times. Never gets old. 😂
@justsomeguy77986 жыл бұрын
Must of watched this 50 times still fucking hilarious
@oldmanc2 Жыл бұрын
"OK Boss" 😂
@heraldeventsandfilms5970 Жыл бұрын
Join a literacy class instead.
@johnnorth1961 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant just brilliant, but of course wouldn't be allowed on tv now, Im Irish and I love the Irish jokes, if we can't laugh at ourselves then there no hope
@alanknight3778 Жыл бұрын
WHY wouldn't it be allowed now?
@Beanbag777 Жыл бұрын
@@alanknight3778 PC woke brigade nonsense. Sure everything is offending the snowflakes now .
@johnmartinez7440 Жыл бұрын
Not a real Whitehouse or Enfield sketch on KZbin unless there's some bellend making a tedious "wOuLdN'T bE AlLoWeD oN TV NoWaDaYs!!!" comment.
@Cloud007. Жыл бұрын
What the duck are you on about. Of course that would allowed. It's clean humour.
@seancollins360511 ай бұрын
Fkn Genius, Probably the Best Comedy Sketch Ever !
@neilcoles1780 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant accents by Paul!
@rickyb5499 Жыл бұрын
The Scottish goalie, ‘get ta @@@@ yah wee tube’. Brilliant 😂😂😂
@martinjohnson9316 Жыл бұрын
Thought i'd seen most of Paul Whitehouse's work...but not this. Absolutely brilliant!!
@GregorHopkins19 ай бұрын
This is brilliant, I laugh every time KZbin chucks it my way.
@Isleofskye4 ай бұрын
I have saved it.Fantastic.
@Isleofskye3 ай бұрын
Extraordinary talent and a lovely Guy:Paul Whitehouse,the favourite actor of Johnny Depp:)
@yvonnegoble3549 ай бұрын
BRILLIANT
@AngelWingzzz2 жыл бұрын
Classic timeless comedy
@treaclelester728511 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@seancollins3605 Жыл бұрын
Priceless , Pure Talent in Abundance :) 😂
@badmouserising9859 Жыл бұрын
This is fucking amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@robfielding100 Жыл бұрын
Totally brilliant and relevant
@coolmacatrain9434 Жыл бұрын
1:23 As fur yew, wee Mickey! How now so ye are now, hay Mickey! are you not now no hi.... ?
@harrytd Жыл бұрын
That’s impressive. And bloody funny!
@syphon_98925 жыл бұрын
That would be hard to do all those accents and languages 👍
@Kimjongil. Жыл бұрын
What a legend Paul is 😂😂😂
@antigoogleman1135 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant comedy. Watch him and mortimer fishing programmes...very funny. Seems a nice chap too.
@julieevans6525 Жыл бұрын
Brilliantly funny sketch.
@andysimpson9888 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!! England’s finest comedian/writer etc.
@Jonesyb902 күн бұрын
He’s Welsh
@andysimpson98882 күн бұрын
@@Jonesyb90 Sorry sir! I should have said “British” But having gone to school in Newport,I get a little confused 🫤
@Jonesyb90Күн бұрын
@@andysimpson9888 you should say Welsh being from Newport. As someone who is from Llanelli, let’s face it we both aren’t from Wales’s two must see places, the mans from the Rhondda so he beats both of us.
@andysimpson9888Күн бұрын
@@Jonesyb90 HA! I said,went to school in Newport! Born of Irish/Scottish parents in England….just think,I could have played for any of the Home Counties,if I had been good at anything! No contest with P Whitehouse…he is definitely NO.1…as an aside,I moved to Jersey in 1970(great move) So my family are classed as Jersey beans!!! Strange life EH!…..OH! And now residing in Thailand,maybe I watched too much o the “Fast Show” 😎🙏😎
@aeolus75 Жыл бұрын
Classically Epic :)
@andrewcharley1893 Жыл бұрын
Absolute genius 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
@stephenomara9343 Жыл бұрын
This man is brilliant 😊
@johnbaker441123 күн бұрын
Genius
@androc752 жыл бұрын
The Irish one pipped the rest 😄
@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын
Agree, it was bang on!
@finnkdy Жыл бұрын
yer ma.
@awall7635 Жыл бұрын
Northern Irish
@ryancoombs36774 жыл бұрын
“Ok boss”
@mantabond Жыл бұрын
. . .which is even funnier when one realises the coach sung a South African Zulu number which a Yoruba Tunji would most assuredly struggle to understand.
@noa-yu6vl Жыл бұрын
The man is acomedy genius 👍
@vivcroot84106 жыл бұрын
still brilliant
@alinorkadir1175 Жыл бұрын
great
@kevinbird9194 Жыл бұрын
He is pure class
@rockyrowlands3652 Жыл бұрын
This what our teachers must do every day in schools around the UK.
@sarcasticstartrek7719 Жыл бұрын
Why must they do that? (no, seriously, we all know what you mean is "IMMIGRANTS!" Why do racists like you have to make everything about immigrants?
@heraldeventsandfilms5970 Жыл бұрын
EDL see you enn tee.
@willywonka7812 Жыл бұрын
Better to keep people ignorant and dumb, like you
@MrEdrftgyuji Жыл бұрын
@@heraldeventsandfilms5970Woketard
@chrisphallheatlover9848 Жыл бұрын
😂
@ythinder Жыл бұрын
This is brilliant
@d2vmusic Жыл бұрын
Genius incarnate.
@breakfreak3181 Жыл бұрын
Quality!
@David-vg8lx Жыл бұрын
No shit
@bestthinger Жыл бұрын
I loved this. You can see where Catherine Tait got her idea from for the language interpreter 😂
@katyevans5658 Жыл бұрын
❤brilliant..humour at its best😂
@garyowens1517 Жыл бұрын
Thats absolutely brilliant. 😅
@harveystork5862 Жыл бұрын
Never seen this before.......Hilarious.
@LeftLib Жыл бұрын
Of course, the goalkeeper had to be Scottish. Although you may need to be over 50 to remember why.
@itaintalfot Жыл бұрын
Bob, that well known Scot from Chesterfield?
@thewomble1509 Жыл бұрын
@@itaintalfot No, I'm guessing the guy who let in 9 at wembley in the early sixties. Frank Haffey?
@keithfraser9705 Жыл бұрын
@thewomble1509 Or Stewart Kennedy who let in 5 at Wembley. I was there 🤦♂️😂
@thewomble1509 Жыл бұрын
@@keithfraser9705 I was 11 and watched it on the box!
@tomwilko78417 ай бұрын
Born in 74 and can confirm Alan Rough, who must have been the incumbent around 86 onwards, maybe later but I'm seeing them iconic white shorts with the thick blue band, was it Mexico 86? Anyway back to Alan Rough, he still got a load of gip from us English (esp greavsie, it had been going on so long that the Saint just put up with it, he had no choice) but as time went on rough proved that he was at least professional despite some never to be forgotten ricks of biblical proportions, then Jim Leighton and Andy Goram finally put the issue to bed with their consistency, hard to believe now but the rise in quality probably coincided with the emergence of the Scottish League as a real force in Europe, it went through a fantastic purple patch in the 90s, full of top level players... My gran was Scottish and I'm a Liverpool fan so I have fantastic memories of watching the likes of souness, Hanson, Nicol and the king, along with Strachan and the likes, they had half a great team in the 80s... Great memories
@kingshearer2 Жыл бұрын
The african one was hilarious
@BennySantana501 Жыл бұрын
Best bit about it was the 'Okay boss' from the player in a perfect English accent!
@iainmackenzieUK Жыл бұрын
could make an excellent movie
@johnnycasswell7290 Жыл бұрын
Very funny from the talented Mr Whitehouse. They wouldn't dream of doing the sketch these days (or at least some of the 'accents' / imitations would be scrubbed) which just shows where we have moved onto as a society. But it is still very funny and maybe should be taken as more of a comment on the attitudes and perceptions of the 'manager' than a commentary of the players themselves.
@leew11k Жыл бұрын
Deitman 😂😂😂😂
@Genekellystand Жыл бұрын
Class. So funny and in all seriousness how would you get your message over when a handful of different nationalities in the dressing room ? Footballers aren’t generally the brightest 😂
@grimupnorth Жыл бұрын
Made me laugh, which is unusual for Whitehouse/Enfield when they're not Smashy & Nicey.
@TryDiy Жыл бұрын
I'm sure there was another sketch where one player was dressed as a Roman legion and the Manager bollocked him in Latin!
@DazzGray069 ай бұрын
Terrific accents
@redrose97 Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@keithfraser9705 Жыл бұрын
Is that a Chelsea dressing room? Asking for a friend 😉
@Martyn1999 Жыл бұрын
all dressed in blue, and losing... so yep, Chelsea. 😉
@Bissmanqt19 күн бұрын
@@Martyn1999nah it’s coz Chelsea is full of nig
@anthonykelly2856 Жыл бұрын
That guys a genius
@ceedelosreyes6357 Жыл бұрын
Beyond Brilliant Comedy, another thing to add to the long list of things that no longer exist in today,’s woke/jabbed/boosted and narcissistic world, like great music, common sense, and a healthy disrespect/derision for those in authority/Government.
@Isleofskye Жыл бұрын
Tru Say,Mi Bredda. Preach those words,mi bredrin. Zeennn
@johnmartinez7440 Жыл бұрын
Sorry, but what a load of absolute fucking drivel.
@mickmarsbar8111 ай бұрын
@@johnmartinez7440the only drivel I see here, is your clueless ignorance.
@keith2599 Жыл бұрын
AWESOME.... LOL X 1000😂
@ianstewart2335 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@karlmarx60679 ай бұрын
Hallo there mickey so ya are nye dine dine
@dav5595 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@Weird-City Жыл бұрын
This wouldn't even get made today - but this is why there are no great comedians or comedy shows in the UK now. Can't push the boundaries of comedy while walking on egg shells. The guy who did Bo Selecta recently made a video of himself literally crying and apologizing - begging forgiveness! Any joke you tell today may be totally "offensive" in 5 years time.
@johnmartinez7440 Жыл бұрын
"No great comedians or comedy shows in the UK now" is patently false, though. Just because you're stuck rewatching Fawlty Towers on an endless loop doesn't mean the rest of us are.
@Weird-City Жыл бұрын
Go ahead then - name a few "great" current comedy shows/comedians...
@pennryan970 Жыл бұрын
Is this a commentary on how outsourced football teams are?
@matthew37742 жыл бұрын
couldnt air this these days!
@Lee_yourboylee Жыл бұрын
Maybe you could, he made sure to let the black player assert his Britishness and have his comeback, so that all-important aspect of it is 'woke'.
@willywonka7812 Жыл бұрын
@@Lee_yourboyleewoke is a boogeyman used by the ruling class to scare little babies like you
@johnmartinez7440 Жыл бұрын
@@Lee_yourboyleeThe joke is that the boss is an idiot and they all understand him in English.
@Lee_yourboylee Жыл бұрын
@@johnmartinez7440 I don't see it that way. I think it's a satire on the seemingly impossible situation faced by the modern manager with teams comprising of players from many different nationalities. And there's great comedy at how this manager is implausibly capable of navigating this. There's a few dodgy-but-funny stereotypes thrown in, but tellingly the one that Whitehouse makes sure to placate is the black one. I don't think there's a suggestion that they would all understand him in English. Or even if they could it's open to interpretation whether they think he's a misguided/bigoted dinosaur or if he's implausibly good at motivating them by tapping into the footballing culture they were each raised on!
@Isleofskye4 ай бұрын
@@Lee_yourboylee Excellent synopsis,Lee..
@dropperknot Жыл бұрын
That perfectly sums up the state of English football today.
@flipper2392 Жыл бұрын
That sums up the whole of England today.
@johnmartinez7440 Жыл бұрын
@@flipper23922 manee forriners, amirite?
@benitolazio8193 Жыл бұрын
British football 2023. Lucky Paul is a lefty ...otherwise he would be cancelled!
@peterlustig329 Жыл бұрын
Why is the Spanish and French tolerable but the German is just wrong? Okay, he isn't even trying with slavic so it's just what languages the writers know.
@johnhealy6676 Жыл бұрын
Who wrote this sketch Was it Danny Wiseman ?
@ashleyjohnson7386 Жыл бұрын
The karens would have a field day with this nowadays 😂
@johnmartinez7440 Жыл бұрын
...what?
@ashleyjohnson7386 Жыл бұрын
@@johnmartinez7440 if you don't know what I mean....Google it
@joshuacarter2159 Жыл бұрын
Can anyone confirm if he is making any sense at all in these languages?
@vegancam Жыл бұрын
French, Spanish, German and Italian, yes. The others I don't know but the Czech/Balkan and African ones seem to be clear pisstakes, maybe the Asian one too.
@wishingwell12345 Жыл бұрын
The Scottish one is spot on.
@peterlustig329 Жыл бұрын
The German is atrocious in grammar, accent and pronunciation. One can barely make out what the intended meaning could be.
@thewomble1509 Жыл бұрын
@@peterlustig329 And they say Germans have no sense of humour!
@lordprotector3367 Жыл бұрын
@@thewomble1509I feel I should apologise for my nations' conduct...
@christopherwinrow3878 Жыл бұрын
Classic when comedy was funny
@michaelfedus2420 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@johnmannion5457 Жыл бұрын
language timothy
@garywallace56022 ай бұрын
Typical Premier League dressing room in 2024. If the sketch had been written nowaday, the players would have had a "mental health" coach easing their stress instead.
@divinity176 Жыл бұрын
What came first, this or Tate's offensive translator? They're basically the same skit.
@thewomble1509 Жыл бұрын
This. Tate is a bit of a one trick pony imo.
@michaeldillon3113 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic . Mind your language Paul ! Cancel this sketch i find myself deeply offended 😅
@siikliidii3380 Жыл бұрын
could you imagine how cancelled this would have been in 2023
@pauljordan44522 жыл бұрын
I wish the bloody audience wouldn't laugh when Whitehouse addresses the players in other languages.
@pseudonayme7717 Жыл бұрын
There's no audience for this sketch, it's canned laughter that's added later.
@kingshearer2 Жыл бұрын
Should be doing more stuff rather than bringing all this american krap over
@darrengrimmer8541 Жыл бұрын
Quality🤣🤣🤣.. I can hear the woke loony tunes having a meltdown right now!!!!
@anthonyclarke5579 Жыл бұрын
LCFC dressing room.
@CoolMikey81 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@andrewbarrett2685 Жыл бұрын
Lefties must love this.😂
@minhearg8331 Жыл бұрын
English??? Premier League?
@Isleofskye4 ай бұрын
Tru Say,Mi Bredda. All Human Life is there,Bredrin..
@iainhughes6637 Жыл бұрын
Sad thing is this is a reflection of the sad state of English football, where eqp players can only watch while foreigners kick the leather off the ball
@montgomery77 Жыл бұрын
perhaps instead of just watching they should work harder and play better? Natural talent gets you noticed, hard work gets you in the team. Too many English players get a big pay packet and think they've made it. The likes of Jack Grealish would rather bench warm and check their account than play regularly and improve themselves. Great sketch though, Paul Whitehouse was always the funny one; Harry and Paul was good but Fast Show was much more consistent.
@johnmartinez7440 Жыл бұрын
@montgomery77 Grealish doesn't benchwarm though, he's a first choice starter.
@AshG87-007 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TherymasterWidnes Жыл бұрын
Imagine the woke brigade watching this 😂😂😂😂
@freebornjohn2687 Жыл бұрын
Yes and I don't see why they would be offended. Woke this Woke that - give it a rest.
@breakfreak3181 Жыл бұрын
Oh fuck off. This was a mainstream programme!
@willyoueatmypussyplease3549 Жыл бұрын
Fu** the woke brigade and just have a laugh bro 😂
@mickmarsbar81 Жыл бұрын
@@freebornjohn2687course they’d be offended. They’re offended by everything.
@freebornjohn2687 Жыл бұрын
@@mickmarsbar81 You seem to be more sensitive than them by thinking it.
@ianmcdiarmid4563 Жыл бұрын
Not bad but the offencive translator is way funnier !
@Isleofskye4 ай бұрын
"Not Bad"...like saying The Sun ia quite warm....."not bad" Nice One !