Les Miserables Backing Tracks - Master of the House (The Innkeeper's Song)

[@shirleeberman9131]

Exactly what I need! Making a parody of this song for my parents' 50th wedding anniversary. Thank you!

[@JoeSmith-jn4px]

Master of the House is my first favorite scene in both the musical and the 2012 movie musical version which I own on DVD and Blu-ray combo pack. I am a big fan of Les Miserables! I even own the full score of the show as well as program booklets and all the English recordings on CD as well as the kids novelization of the book, the 10 anniversary concert on DVD and the 25th anniversary on DVD and I also have a copy on Blu ray. as well as the original London cast on cassette and the OBC on record!

[@njjen3953]

Love it. Thank you. I have to do a video audition and this is what I will use.

[@shayminup7]

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts My sons of whores (no, no, no, no not tonight) spend their lives in my inn Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors And they crawl out on all fours Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never was a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! (Oh Santa!) Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice (Hand it over!) Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks I knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! (Oh, sorry love Must get something done about that) I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! Master of the house! Master and a half! Comforter, philosopher Don't make me laugh! Servant to the poor, butler to the great Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass Raise it up the master's arse Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!

[@IllyaRybalko]

Very good))

[@plant9288]

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[@anjinheeS2]

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[@zoomnavy]

Where I can download a high quality of this song?

[@boaznaiman5518]

It's not a karaoke if there's no streaming lyrics.

[@frasbof8663]

this is not karaoke

[@DefinitelyReagan]

This is pretty awful.

[@chmj0928]

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[@chmj0928]

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