Ivan the Terrible (and 'The Boyz') - Somewhat Accurate History

[@DarrienBreen]

These history podcasts have actually gotten me so invested into learning about human history, thank you for inspiring me to better myself as a person and become more cultured.

[@Stormfin]

>Human.

[@Aleks251]

"Human history" I see you're from a lostbelt...

[@DarrienBreen]

​@@Aleks251 Oh shit, I've been found out.**Dissipates into an orange pixel fog**

[@alienenthusiast]

Ivan the Terrible's son, Ivan the Squeakquel.

[@NeverFailPlan]

"Wack his peepee" "WACK HIS PEEPEE!"

[@t1dotaku]

Man, I love this new series you guys are doing! Aleks just goes off about some random history shit then Tad just throws in some random shit that vaguely relates to the topic. It's amazing and I love it!

[@BIONICLECLAYPOKEMON]

Ah yes, Stalin's apparent role model. Excited for this.

[@UsingGorillaLogic]

I always heard beauvais as "Boo yah!" So I always imagined them as like Cyborg from Teen Titans T-posing in the sky while the poor hide in fear.

[@UsingGorillaLogic]

Just yelling Boo yah and firing death rays.

[@nilktots6380]

i thought it was boyar

[@lordengrish937]

Ivan is the historical equivalent of vriska

[@NingenSlayerZamasu]

Barry Beauvais: *exists* The Oprichniki: "Your free trial of life and ham has expired"

[@WilTheNyanCharmander]

I love these history lessons! The way Aleks shitposts about it has a very Bill Wurtz/Oversimplified feel to it, and I can’t get enough Here’s a couple suggestions for future episodes: -The falklands -Germany between ww1 and ww2 -How Italy became a republic and is technically younger than the United States -The Cold War (a classic) -The French Revolution (another classic) -What happened to Japan after ww2 (hint: it involves international coverups and putting war criminals into power) -Egyptian Mythology -How Walt Disney went from some antisemetic tobacco addict to the owner of a monolithic corporatist hellhole -Brazil

[@darkdude9248]

Ivan had one hell of a gamer moment

[@roland3042]

Rome including the Byzantines lasted 28 centuries. That would take like at least 20 episodes. lol

[@Aleks251]

only 20? sweaty it's gonna take at least 3 years

[@FieldMarshalYT]

Im a lover of history, I've been listening since the first podcast and I never thought we'd get a comedic subseries on historical events. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@lovingfool2060]

I haven't even started the video yet, but the first thought that came to mind was "someone just beat Anastasia"

[@Aleks251]

and sadly I didn't get Ivan (I got np2 Anya though)

[@Aleks251]

Oh shit I lied I just got np2 Ivan at the last minute

[@apricots-and-tater-tots]

Black clothes? Black horses? Black carriages? Basket full of dog heads? Wolf's head on a staff? Literally all of that is fucking metal dude

[@consensualduane]

I hope you guys do an episode on Rasputin: The man who cucked a country into communism

[@Aleks251]

Oh don't worry he's getting his turn

[@marek1shtar538]

Ivan the terrible more like Ivan the chad

[@kieranmclaughlin264]

The virgin comrade Vs the Chad thunder emperor

[@soundwave631]

Honestly could also do an entire video on the Teutons as well. Went from a minor group of crusaders in Jerusalem to straight up stealing land from Poland and Lithuania and laying the groundwork for what would become Prussia.

[@johnguidoiv6431]

Aye Boiz!!!! When we getting that sweet sweet Japan episode with that juicy Yasuke content?????

[@thekingofprussia7]

Yes please give the history juice lads

[@jackhazardous4008]

Already downloaded on Spotify for listening at work, playing video games and stuff

[@theanonymousmrgrape5911]

You said you haven’t talked about the Roman Empire; but Aleks: Russia *IS* the Roman Empire.

[@nilktots6380]

he also didnt include Liechtenstein

[@venyogo2]

the virgin homestuck vs the chad history

[@rickdunphy6825]

Also Грозный is the capitol of Chechnya (which deserves it's own episode ) but it's most accurate meaning is Severe , or harsh ... But it's commonly used as "dirty" in common Russian slang .

[@hiddenleafguy4576]

Also the Kazans were mongols.

[@JidJip]

Ivan: *ARE YOU READY!!!*

[@SteelHeartEddy]

Russian culture review: You said it was weird and old, checks out and anyone criticizing can go eat some Russian magic healing water. (Please look into it when you get a chance)

[@merric4754]

The Byzantines did not end until 1453 when the Turks took Constantinople.

[@Aleks251]

so it was even closer

[@merric4754]

@@Aleks251 The Theodoran Walls were awesome

[@spqr5843]

Wait, is that song at the beggining... NOT THE BEES

[@rickdunphy6825]

They only didn't have a son named Simon ? They literally named the chipmunks after Ivan the terribles family

[@rickdunphy6825]

Also let's have an episode about the teutonic order of knights and the 24 years war of boy scouts !

[@paperseagull4297]

tad, it's heeeere!

[@DissentingDogLevi]

Good job Aleks.

[@Aleks251]

thanks broski

[@thehillz726]

38:48 Ivan just had a bad poop

[@Briesuke]

You guys know how to spoil us.

[@redlion517]

Anyone else think the intro music for Somewhat Accurate History sounds like something out of Mario and Luigi?

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

It's actually out of bug fables the everlasting sampling on switch PS4 Xbox and PC

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

TM

[@mediocreswiss7609]

I'm cooooooooming

[@Aleks251]

same

[@darchendon7926]

I have no idea how it's written, so I"m going to call myself a "Boy-are" for the rest of time

[@heartbae87]

Can't wait for the eventual ww1 episode >.>

[@Awsomeisimo]

The 2 hour ww1 special

[@Aleks251]

WELL HE OVER THERE HE ROPED ME INTO IT WELL HE OVER THERE HE ROPED ME INTO IT

[@ohitsstar1241]

We gonna get a mussolini episode?

[@sparkysparks2145]

Hey, are you guys taking suggestions/requests for this History stuff? I got a good ol' American you guys could talk about.

[@nilktots6380]

Is it that the Mario time travel game theme?

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

No but close. I did have that game though

[@nilktots6380]

@@LetMeTellYouAbout huh that is right the actual time machine theme is different.

[@SONYPVM]

BODY BLOW

[@dustr0nicart294]

why did you play the intro twice?

[@Aleks251]

haha oops

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

Time to go in the forever box

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

hey wait it DOES only play once. Aleks, whack his pee pee.

[@dustr0nicart294]

@@LetMeTellYouAbout You're gonna have to catch me first! *yeets self out window*

[@cryptogf]

uwu i love this channel ;^;

[@fwackingmadman5011]

Shame you didnt cover the next tsar after Ivan, Boris Godunov is probably the unluckiest ruler ever existed.

[@Aleks251]

eventually