"Letter to the Landlord" | CreepyPasta Storytime

[@InTheMorningSnow]

"Get a job, ghost." is my new favorite line

[@Texasp12]

Yeah, ghost are the worst. Lazy ass ghost

[@imapackersfan741]

Texasp12 A bunch of Free Loaders

[@christyrollins8009]

InTheMorningSnow mine too

[@brooklynnedagnone533]

Piss off, ghost!

[@AtronachsAura]

Y'kno, I was mad until I heard him say 1800 a month. Dude's right. Aint payin' rent for no GHOST.

[@brendanbrown927]

always surprised to see your comments. keep making that awesome music dude

[@AtronachsAura]

@@brendanbrown927 thanks doll! 💕💕💕

[@barriflores4097]

he say it was cheap to

[@barriflores4097]

@Zaynab Pizza he said he move there because its close to the subway and cheap rent

[@MetallicA4658]

That's what I'm saying. I'd be right there with him

[@moneymusa5607]

"I go down there for laundry, not my wife!"

[@MrKoryMisun]

That was one of my favorite lines in the whole thing.

[@LofiTryfe]

Valid point I say.

[@MangakasDream]

I love how this guy's wife is possessed and he still managed to take time out of his day to type out a strongly worded letter.

[@edwardmarlowe7926]

"did not apologise for this inconvenience when we yelled at him"... I know this is a horror story but that's hilarious

[@SuperGewd]

The real horror is that people actually act like this and somehow think it's ok.

[@bushveldwizard]

Baby boomers being haunted

[@christyrollins8009]

Edward Marlowe omg that demon ripping his head off yes

[@brooklynnedagnone533]

Lmfao welcome to working in retail

[@arthas640]

The funniest part is that some people do act like that

[@desireemurray7692]

“It is UNACCEPTABLE” that on James Madison’s birthday the heat will not stay on!” James Madison’s birthday is now my excuse for everything.

[@m.t.d.8852]

Bonus points if it's not actually his birthday

[@Pixiemel2]

His performance!!!! His tenant voice!!!!! This is excellent!!!! And hilarious!!!! I loved the story but I can say it's the first time ever that I've enjoyed the voice acting more than the story itself! MCP is an excellent voice actor all in all, but this was brilliant! I want this guy's acting skills on the big screen!

[@connor48880]

AT _ONCE_

[@PDComicBookNetwork]

Oh, his performances are amazing. I'd hire MCP in a heartbeat for a voiceover project.

[@Tydye254]

A T O N C E

[@anxious_dem0n]

"No, she's mine!" "Excuse me, Demon! She is NOT!" 😂😂😂

[@dollskiissandoval4157]

🤣 I was so fkn thrown off lmao ..."and guess what?!!! Its not a ghost, ITS A DEMON!..."

[@aprilwhite5638]

I loved that!! I blew my drink out of my mouth and nose I was laughing so hard!!

[@DaddyCaustic]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@thewhitewolf58]

Dollskiis Sandoval and acts like its not scary as fuck but rather annoying as fuck is the best parts through this

[@net28573]

UNACCEPTABLE!!!

[@helema23]

lol id have just sicked my guardian and crew on it and be done with it... but then if it wasnt bothering ME and only messing with the rude guy next door i might just let it have him.....

[@lighthoused.]

Bad horror: "...and then she got sad and murdered her parents!! there was blood everywhere!!! 'Whose bedtime is it now?!?!' she cackled crazily, crazily swinging her knife like a crazy crazy crazy crazy." Good horror: "There was something in the woods with us that night. Something _angry._ And sometimes, when I've almost let myself forget those sallow, haunted eyes, I see it again. Watching. A looming reminder that I'll never be free..." Best horror: "THE *_R E F R I G E R A T O R_* IS ACTING UP *_A G A I N_* "

[@Sage-ii2yn]

Paradoxical NOT THE REFRIGERATOR

[@lighthoused.]

The Imortal Fox Taking "Fridge Horror" to a whole new level, lmao

[@thewhitewolf58]

Paradoxical i mean I don’t respect creepy pastas too much when they devolve into the most creative body destruction the author can think of that’s not good horror that’s just saw material

[@lighthoused.]

matt carnes I totally agree with you. Body horror can be used as a really effective storytelling tool, but when it's all that's making the story "scary," it's just a crutch.

[@itnotmeitu3896]

W H Y I S T H E W O R D C U M S C R A T C H E D I N T O T H E W A L L

[@kaimacpherson6411]

The real horror of this story is that there are actually tenants like that out there. :')

[@ladystein2246]

Kai MacPherson We had a crazy demon girl in our building. She was obsessed with one of my friends. We are both 20, and she is about 13. Boy she was creepy!!

[@kaimacpherson6411]

@@ladystein2246 Oh geez, hopefully you guys aren't too off-put by the experience! (I woulda tossed holy water on her, honestly)

[@HannahSaturnX]

Well to be fair, he does have a few legitimate complaints.

[@thewhitewolf58]

Jeanette Wittstein I like how no matter how batshit insane it gets he acts like it’s trolling ass teenagers trying to annoy him and nothing less

[@glyfen4132]

Holy shit my dude, I work maintenance at an apartment complex and we have a couple residents who act exactly like this, ESPECIALLY about marijuana. They recently gave us a whole essay about made up situations they claim they saw happen. This shit's too real.

[@Rattacadabra]

This is perhaps my favorite "Angry man" story. The sass levels are really strong with this one

[@macromondo8026]

UNACEPTABUREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[@moneymusa5607]

Tell me i didnt say the same thing lmao😂

[@Bigslasha]

CONDITIONS

[@loutermilch3413]

RIP Adventure Time

[@alemtorsaula]

AT ONCE. AAAHT WUAAANTZZ!!!!

[@mksgsta2681]

The lemongrab screech is stuck in my head now thanks

[@rabizen3082]

OMG, this MUST be animated! Like, it doesn't have to be the whole thing if 17 mins are too much, just parts here and there, but PLEASE! SOMEONE ANIMATE THIS! You'll earn millions, I guarantee you!

[@richardriojas1506]

Woulda been funny if the devil wrote the landlord an apology. For having to deal with the guy

[@7GamesUnlimited7]

Breaking news: Local man literally too angry to be possesed by satan himself

[@cherrybomb4370]

Omfg😂😂 Man: *sees wife crawling on the ceiling * Man: “HEY!, get down from there!” Demon: “FAAAAACK YOOOOOUUU” *flips man the bird *

[@HannahSaturnX]

EFF ME?! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT IN MY OWN HOME! UNACCEPTABLE! I DEMAND HEREBY- (dodges demon vomit)

[@anse001]

I would have grabbed the broom and started whacking her down

[@teehee1431]

Annika aka anse001 she’s a piñata

[@anse001]

@@teehee1431 well she definitely would be if she didn't get her ass down from the ceiling. I don't appreciate ceiling smudges.

[@darklight6921]

demons aint got no respect. >:(

[@samjaymesrem]

"I'm sorry but where are their eyes? Are eyes not fashionable anymore? How can they SEE ME if they have no eyes. This is IMPOSSIBLE and I DEMAND they cease it at once! They have no respect for the rules of either this apartment or physics itself, this day has been RUINED!" 😂

[@thunderblade1995]

Dear tenant The "towering horned beast" as you so quaintly put it is the new head of our complaints department. He has gathered the other tenants in the property in an effort to introduce his-self as the voice of the people, hence the speaking in unison. You of course we're invited to this event but it seems your wife regrettably failed to inform you. Please take your time to air any grievances you may have with the tenancy to him. I'm sure he'll have an eternity to spare assisting you with any issues you may have Regards The landlord

[@ladystein2246]

jeremy adu I really want this to be the true ending of this story. It perfectly fits 🤣

[@batsnghostz]

jeremy adu DOES HE PAY RENT

[@garymcjerry]

Sellout

[@MsFmalover]

Best comment ever

[@christyrollins8009]

jeremy adu i like that hilarious

[@dogeboi.9491]

*Sees a demon on his ceiling with unimaginable powers.* "I can't get any sleep because of this! Fix this!"

[@mksgsta2681]

How did you not laugh during this my friend is legit laughing/crying on the floor because of this and I'm struggling to type this

[@Xerocoo]

He should put out a gag reel of this reading

[@mksgsta2681]

@@Xerocoo TRUE

[@TeamKhandiKhane]

I lost it at 1800 dollars.

[@toebeans31]

I do NOT want gateways to hell, IN my basement! 😅

[@mksgsta2681]

"Excuse me, dEMON, I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING"

[@user-rt8fh4fk8f]

“I apologize if a lifetime in prison is inconvenient for you”

[@sbanchs6210]

Marijuana! An illegal drug that kills millions every year. 😅🤣☠

[@anarodrigues886]

Fuuck, I can´t stop laughing! I love these types of characters

[@terriblefate4232]

Same here XD

[@anarodrigues886]

@@thewhitewolf58 yes! That's what I like!

[@helema23]

i started giggling at the part where his wife was crawling on the ceiling.....

[@IOxyrinchus]

I know it’s hilarious. I love how he sees messed up demon shit going on around him and isn’t even scared, he’s just pissed off like it’s just annoying, it was so funny, I was in stitches

[@sleepysrealm]

Ok, but is anyone concerned about his priorities? I’M CRYING

[@mattwalters6834]

I’m dying 🤣

[@Shadioactive]

Oh yea. He’s dead.

[@batsnghostz]

this guy is so pissy omg haha. I mean he has fair complaints-- apart from PEOPLE STARIIIING [grow up]-- but oh my gosh edit: my new favorite pasta. this is how horror comedy should be.

[@PuppyLuver256]

To be fair, having someone stare at you long periods of time and for seemingly no reason is extremely disconcerting. But that's prolly not something landlords could even deal with unless it devolved into a stalker-type situation and in the end this is a fiction story anyway soooo...

[@hcbeatz523]

why was i not invited to speak in unison with every one else!! DOES THE DEMON PAY RENT!!!!

[@ajkruss8948]

@@hcbeatz523 🤣🤣🤣

[@xanwest4751]

It's not even horror.

[@clairewiley9720]

Frozen Raichu Well his rent is over at thousand dollars, I would be Like this as well. If you’re going to pay over a thousand dollars for rent it better be perfect!

[@OneFourtySevenAM]

"I believe I said very clearly, that I did not want Hell portals in my place of residence!"

[@elliesaint1984]

OneFourtySevenAM lol

[@mariemcintosh9268]

Dear Tenant. If I was married to you I would allow myself to become possessed

[@reebeec5928]

Think I'd end my life tbh

[@leiferickson6262]

"I do not want hell portals in this establishment....close these portals or I don't clean laundry here"

[@leiferickson6262]

Lol

[@raidho5433]

Was expecting the main character in the story to some how banish the demon and single handedly close the portal to hell after sending some kind of rant about interrupting the ritual or something

[@elliesaint1984]

Raidho I'm still laughing the front door being ripped off and a swirling void of blackness spitting blood taking it's place "this is to be fixed immediately, I have work in the morning" 😂😂😂

[@EarthenCavy]

Omfg, yes, me too! :D

[@12inter88]

“Apparently I have to be the ONLY tenant to banish a 700 year old demon! I DEMAND A REFUND”

[@neoqwerty]

He may have been taken to hell but now Satan's stuck with a man with no phone service and a laundry list of grievances and the efficiency and ruthlessness of a corporation's sales department manager. I hope Satan likes learning everything about how shit he is at running hell and what Patricia's husband would improve on to make hell more marketable and lucrative.

[@raspyraspberries]

That or they managed to vanish the demon and expects compensation or less rent for the inconvenience of it all. "I expect a deduction of my fees for the cost of salt, sage and the specially ordered holy water from the Vatican! Do you know how much shipping from Italy is?!"

[@Eggtism]

"MY WIFE IS ON THE CEILING ON SHOUTING AT ME IN A VERY DEEP VOICE. _F I X I T._ "

[@cosplaycrossstitch8477]

I've never been so happy to see the devil win

[@thewhitewolf58]

Alexxai Scifi95 some people just deserve to die in a haunted place I mean this is how he acted around demons imagine what he acted like around actual humans

[@picigu937]

Nah, this dude's pretty reasonable. I mean, he does pay a fair bit of money, and for what? To get mauled by demons?

[@TheBekken9500Isback]

"who is he. does he pay rent?" I never laughed so hadd as when i heard that comment

[@somedamnhippie]

"Get a job, ghosts!" I CAN'T BREATHEE 😂

[@thewhitewolf58]

Futaba Sakura that is the whitest thing I’ve ever fucking heard

[@sawside2674]

I can tell he had a lot of fun narrating this

[@ryandubois3675]

Is it just me or did anyone else LOVE the ending and start laughing???

[@TristanDoingGood]

No.

[@rachelmcconnell8530]

This has to be one of the funniest creepy pastas you’ve ever done! You narrated it perfectly!!! Loved it!

[@aitherrr]

i feel bad for poor José

[@ladystein2246]

aither Yeah! What did he ever do to that guy?

[@SuperGewd]

I hope he feels bad for these people complaining about him

[@HannahSaturnX]

Well, Jose was very snide when he explained the pilot light. Unacceptable!

[@FireGoldFlame777]

"... Are eyes not FASHIONABLE ANYMORE?!??" 😂😂

[@EarthenCavy]

"Does he pay RENT?!!" Oh my god, I laughed so hard at this one. That guy was so obnoxious, fear was totally lost on him. Great pasta!

[@peko_neko]

"I WILL NOT HAVE THE DEVIL'S GAN-JA CLOSE TO MY ABODE" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 he is wildin.

[@kittysteffan3684]

This was the best creepypasta you have ever read.

[@candyhouse1928]

"F me?! I don't appreciate that, no sir!" I'm done, these complaints are too good.

[@leslieriddle779]

I'm pausing this 8 minutes in to tell you how awesome this is. Can't stop laughing, you made my day

[@Shadow-kc8im]

“IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN CORPSES AND ROTTEN FOOD! Maybe... Lasagna?”

[@journalsonhypotheticalasce3693]

Why am I paying to live here when the landlord won't pay to exorcise my bathroom.

[@cincylaw14]

I demand to be known about what will be done about PAUL SCHUMERMAN!!!

[@dragon509100]

I think he and the lemon dude from adventure time would get along very well😋

[@SuperGewd]

*UN... ACCEPTABLE... CONDITIOOOOOOOOONNNNN*

[@djentile7773]

my favorite character. same guy does Rick and mortys voices too.

[@masterjeephightower8124]

@@djentile7773 I'm a rick and Morty fan too can't wait for that damn new season

[@nicoleh3703]

One of my new favourite pastas lol. I love how he complains the extra 'tenants' can't stay on topic while he rants like a madman lol. This is hilarious!

[@rolllikeabuffalo]

Lemongrab got nothing on this fool. UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!!!!

[@mattaravioli]

“WAS SOMEONE MURDERED IN THIS UNIT?! ANSWERS!”😂 gets me everytime! I love going back to some of these older stories! This is a gem👌🏻

[@chroamathebrute]

THE DEVIL'S GANJA I JUST C A N N O T

[@AsuraTM]

"Does he pay rent?" Was the best bit. jesus

[@commissaryarrick9670]

I hate demons that use logical fallacies that is so evil

[@ciderxera4963]

"ARE EYE'S NOT FASHIONABLE ANYMORE?"

[@TheCgOrion]

I know it's just a story, but I had to laugh at the typical complainer whining about the refrigerator. Yapping about wanting it 34, but it was only at 36. As usual, they're wrong in what they're complaining about. Temperature spec for a refrigerator is 40 or below. In fact going to close to 32 can and will cause frost, which damages some food. 34 is too close. In other words the guy was complaining about his refrigerator running perfectly.

[@thewhitewolf58]

TheCgOrion I think it’s more of the author want to create a problem without googling fridge temperature for 10 minutes

[@TheCgOrion]

@@thewhitewolf58 I agree with you. I just found it funny, and oddly accurate for that type of behavior. I'm sure you are correct.

[@lacymay7760]

HIS MILK WAS SMELLING BEFORE MARCH 3RD UNACCEPTABLE

[@devidrachan]

Ah Kevin, the only kind of person entitled enough to ask for the devil's manager

[@98Greener]

No! Not the milk! Anything but that!

[@KeaBee23]

How Tragic.

[@moonymonster]

THE BASEMENT

[@Kaylm13]

Demons these days are so disrespectful. Back in my day, they would always ask before possessing you and would NEVER bring the devil's lettuce into your residence.

[@Surreal96792]

You'll get your rent when you fix THIS DAMN DOOR!

[@stanktank1730]

PIZZA TIME

[@Behemoth9030]

YES

[@shawnhuff6845]

Edgy Spiderman

[@SlickSilent0987]

Deeeaaaaadddddd

[@dressedmaniac]

TOBY BEST SPIDEY!!!

[@bluejay5157]

"She's crawling on the ceiling and shouting at me in a very deep voice and turning her head like an owl. I told her to come down and she said 'no'" This is by far my fav line from this lol. Hes not even scared that his wifes possessed just annoyed. It's great 👌🏾

[@lucyannethrope8359]

I MUST complain; I laughed so hard I fell off my chair and broke my favourite coffee mug!

[@brandonfavel8635]

Your ability to portray an insufferable person is amazing lol

[@Halloween1978fan]

😂 what a winer,my stoves broke,my fridge isn’t cold,there’s a demon in my room and I have to work in the morning 😂

[@Seductive_Psycho]

Same here. Nothing really works right, i have to walk everywhere, theres always a demon or 2 here and things i need to take care of and do it all by myself...what a wussy some ppl are 🤣🤣

[@ladystein2246]

Sounds like a normal Monday night to me. Lol 🤣

[@thewhitewolf58]

Slyther ClawPuff I like how he’s like “there is a demon in my room and I have to work tomorrow” not “oh Jesus god there is a fucking demon come help me please”

[@KDizz8]

My Mom and I laugh our asses off over this one we LOVE it 😆 . Thanks for making this one 😊.

[@jerrythecartoonist]

lol This pasta actually made me kinda mad. I've had to deal with A#%holes like this in real life. That's some good voice acting Mr. CreepyPasta. You managed to piss me off even though I knew this was a fictional story.

[@pheonixflame1568]

A man of many trades, he is.

[@lookingforward55]

"Are eyes just not fashionable anymore?" LMAO

[@sleepyslyfox6390]

Dude move. Stop complaining just move. Your complaints are getting annoying, worse, and hilarious. Move!!! I can't- *dies from laughing at his complaints*

[@BeansLive567]

Sir this is a creepypasta narration

[@vividfiber6668]

Demon: minor inconvenience Marijuanna: UNACCEPTABLE

[@YorikoRayne]

Omg I don't think I have every laughed so much and been freaked out at the same time

[@ericasantiago1377]

This was the funnest creepy pastas creation. I’m not sure if the author intended for it to be that way but the narrator did it! I loved this.

[@thedigitalfortress]

Dear landlord, Fix my god damn door. Thanks, TDF

[@thedigitalfortress]

@KIXXTUN playz yes lol

[@castielnovak4270]

I CHIME IN

[@DæmonV86]

This is the 6th time I've listened to this particular story. This is among my favourite of your uploads. I laugh every time, especially the Marijuana bit.

[@jadethegemstone9545]

Inconceivable! (You low key sound like that guy from princess bride when you yell)

[@AHagridLookalike]

Inconceivable!

[@moonymonster]

UNACCEPTABLE!

[@maddoxio]

You keep using that word.....I do not think you know what it means

[@maddoxwanders]

I was searching for this comment thank you!

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

Anybody want a peanut?

[@dragonmaid1360]

"I also demand the glowing firey pentigram on the floor beneath the portal to be doused and cleanex off. It is detremental to what litrle decore exists in this basement " - have no idea in what context i can use this but i intend to.

[@yasminefields1903]

Is anyone else enraged at the complaints? I know I shouldn’t be but it was driving me crazy how rude and demanding the guy is😂💀

[@harryhansen7980]

Yasmine Fields same! I know it was supposed to be funny but i was getting pissed because I deal with customers like this on the daily

[@CodesTheOtaku]

Plot Twist: The Devil came so he could hire this guy as one of his many forms of eternal torture.

[@gordonfreeman9070]

Dude pays 1800 a month hes allowed to act like this

[@NeoDarkling]

Is this apartment complex by any chance located near the crappy gas station at the edge of town? 😂

[@jennygato3321]

Ahahahaha! *wipes tears from eyes* Oh man! I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while. Your reading was wonderfully flawless with capturing all the emotions. XD

[@antofountain1352]

Sir! You do the "stuffed Shirt full of righteous indignation voice" perfectly. Love this video😂😂😂😂

[@sagerossi8327]

“I expect the gateway to hadies to be closed”

[@orion4962]

This will never not be golden.

[@kaylahobbs6550]

omg i love u mrcreepypasta lol, even on my bad days u always come through to either scare me or make me giggle and u achieved both of those tonight and made me laugh so hard while i was drinking my pepsi and well, there she blows right outta my nose lol! keep up the great work!

[@kendallgriffin5109]

i love that the screaming reminds me of 'INCONCEIVABLE" from the princess bride lol "UNEMPLOYYYEEEEEED IN GREENLAAAAAAND???????"

[@Jadguy24]

"I can not abide a terrifying drug like marijuana in my pressence" 😂

[@CLCinflorida]

I have listened to this Story over a Dozen Times since it's release, and It cracks me up everytime 😅😂🤣👍❤️👏👏👏

[@BethM85]

This was awesome! How the hell does it have dislikes?

[@SuperGewd]

It's those damned Russian hackers spreading fake news. They don't actually dislike it, they're lying about that

[@BethM85]

I do not appreciate the Russian bots down-voting such brilliance. UNACCEPTABLE!! This day is RUINED!!!

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

The man in this story was killed and his ghost found this creepypasta. HE IS MOST ANNOYED AND WISH FOR HIS GHOST BEER TO BE COLD!!!!

[@Darkflowparadox]

Algorithm

[@pinkesthibiscus]

I’m only halfway through and I’m losing it. Love how the character was written but your performance was BRILLIANT. This was wonderful, so refreshing & it brightened my day.

[@dogma690]

Are eyes not fashionable? Lol wtf

[@emmetmaniscalco2367]

This man may be the worst kind of Karen but you can't say he doesn't love his wife. Also I love that it breaks the trope of "strange things happening... there's no such thing as ghosts!"

[@peepbeepmemecreep4875]

This is the best creepypasta I've ever heard, period.

[@sierram9573]

I had to keep rewinding for the last like, 6 minutes, because I kept laughing so hard I missed parts

[@kattalbott9574]

I DEMAND AN EXORCIST I lost it there XD

[@JakobSeidl]

i LOST it when he said “not okay!” at 5:44

[@shadowhauntjoker8501]

I think it's creepy how much I was laughing.

[@dsmsblk]

There is no creepypasta I come back to more frequently than this one. So. Damn. Good.

[@loganesterly9682]

“ ITS A DEEMIN” Intentionally miss spelling of demon

[@kendallgriffin5109]

this is it. this is the best creepypasta.

[@DaddyCaustic]

I deeply hope this is part of a series

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

I love the idea of the poor landlord just being like “what the fuck am I supposed to do about this”.