Letterbox SHREDDER shreds EVERYTHING

Mk2 letterbox shredder has power so watch those fingers Mr Postman.
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[@colinfurze]

She's rocking......and in true furze style its got way to big n heavy and destroys itself haha. If I do make a MK3 I could improve it again but for now the furze shred 500c will get me y for my shredding needs. Check out my other crazy inventions if your new and give that bell a tinkle.

[@Realgamer-pi4se]

Im first

[@tedhardy9421]

Been waiting this second part! It’s incredible!

[@markmoffat1980]

Think about postman pats fingers 🙄

[@lando7761]

hello Colin

[@Realgamer-pi4se]

You are tfue

[@HuxTheSergal]

"dad, have you seen my new phone? The postman says he delivered it today"

[@coffee4193]

😯

[@death1305sam]

Dang wonder why that box explodes

[@swissphillyd]

"Daddy, why is there a puddle of chunky red soup and shredded postman uniform by the front door?"

[@death1305sam]

@@swissphillyd well the dog was to lazy

[@Ed19601]

I think we can establish that Colin's madness has reached a level where he has become a danger to the public :-)

[@georgeenticknap4216]

Actually had a little giggle seeing colin get scared by his own door bell and internally thinking "why did i make this"

[@colinfurze]

I've bought a new compressor since building it and its a 10 bar machine rather than an 8bar so its got that little bit louder haha

[@leexgx]

Bet your bit more jumpy when somebody press the doorbell when you're messing with something that could explode

[@heatherbrown2761]

@@colinfurze You are absolutely mad, that is what I love about you. That and you are a bloody genius. =)

[@ctrivett1762]

This comment made me laugh

[@kalashnikov7170]

Time stamp plz

[@2pointSummer]

imagine being a postman and hearing this crunching sound when you put the mail through the mail slot

[@method1692]

And then after pulling your hand back out, you're missing a few fingers

[@Boosher_]

thats the same with dogs , trust me dogs scare me when i deliver the paper

[@josepalmerin6682]

And then spitting the mail right back out shredded. I'd feel bad

[@Luck-ier]

😂😂😂

[@aidenthompson3152]

Imagine your fingers

[@Billboss900]

"Your getting evicted because of your stupid experiments" "Well i haven't gotten an eviction notice"

[@josueosuna2205]

Billboss900 *you’re

[@TrapCat]

@@josueosuna2205 Ok grammar police

[@OOOOOOOKKKKKKK69]

@@TrapCat Better to be corrected and learn than look like an idiot for the rest of your life.

[@robertyourwaiter5615]

Tango Theo not like any decent person is really gonna care about a small, unimportant grammar mistake on a KZbin comment

[@OOOOOOOKKKKKKK69]

@@robertyourwaiter5615 probably not. But it's hard to take someone serious when they make a simple spelling mistake.

[@tob19]

“Oh the letter didn’t go through, let me push it in a bit more” *sticks fingers in*

[@zyrenetaplan1397]

Oh god therre dead

[@jellyfish6997]

Yea awas thinking the same ting

[@braedonlackovic1776]

I was in the middle of drinking me some water and almost shorted out my keyboard reading this...

[@hiddensinix2767]

@@braedonlackovic1776 why is your keyboard up your nose?

[@braedonlackovic1776]

@@hiddensinix2767 no reason........

[@mkilany7603]

At this point His whole house is a death trap one wrong step and you're gone

[@XAVR_]

Whammy

[@nimrag659]

Don’t worry, he’s got his safety tie

[@the5thhorsemanoftheapocaly789]

*YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL*

[@Dohyden2]

I was kinda hoping his shoe would get caught in the shredder when he pushed the paper in with his foot.

[@katiewalmsley3521]

For God sake his light is a chainsaw u can't go anywhere without possibly chopping of your arm off

[@skarekr0w3]

Just a thought, if you are going to continue inventing these most useful devices, it may be a good time to start your own line of prosthetic arms and legs. Because in this line of work, you will never know when you will need a new hand, arm, leg, foot or even a replacement neck, as tie accidents are on the rise.

[@skarekr0w3]

Oh no, what I have I done. This can only end in disaster, I forgot who I was talking to....

[@chey6884]

​@@skarekr0w3 but these prostetic arms have to run with fuel!

[@skarekr0w3]

@@chey6884 I am sorry in advance...

[@skarekr0w3]

I think everyone is on the same page, Colin, you scare us! If you lose a hand, there will be no more videos.

[@Nixonitus]

@@skarekr0w3 Nonsense! I'm 100% certain if he loses a hand, he'll design the most terrifying grabby bit in existence.

[@nixlarfs1002]

What I admire the most is Colin's ability to not stick his fingers in everything he builds

[@SeamTressGaming]

Can you imagine the postman sticking his hand in to make sure he got the letter?

[@reetlad]

mine always leaves letters hanging half out

[@anothersettlementneedsyour9628]

Mmm.... Minced Meat 😋🍴🍴🥢🥄

[@SCwirlify]

I was thinking the same thing! He was like: "Better make sure I got the mail in". Then: BZZZZZZZZZ MINCE MEAT NO ON CAN HELP YOU NOW! AAAAH! HELP ME, I'm GETTING EATEN, PLEASE HE.. GALBBLAGLBLALBLBBB.... Silence

[@tcpnetworks]

They would only do that once if smart. If a typical Postie, he'd do it twice...

[@thefrienchiestfry7251]

When your boss sends you check through mail

[@Markus__B]

Thats actually quite safe. If the Postie sticks his Hand in it he will let off the Button. Next Time he can´t even press the Button and stick his hand in because he now has only one Hand left. See? Safe!

[@Magnus_Kieler]

Markus_B It’s good he’s not over there in America, people would stick there hole arm in and then sue him for not putting warnings on it or some dumb other thing.

[@randombloke82]

That… is proppa Orky finkin’ for a proppa Mek.

[@skarekr0w3]

And I was worried... YOU ARE SMART. The machine may not be forgiving, but at least it's not greedy.

[@MGSLurmey]

@@jamesd0lan They meant "It's good he's over there [in Britain]. In America, people would..."

[@tls5870]

Colin could make it even safer by adding an automated cauterizing torch that turns the little bits into ashes for added security for people that may put the shreds together to find identity theft info and also take up even less space in the rubbish, as well as cauterizing any flesh that may enter the shredder. He should also do it because the excess blood will rust the gears.

[@lbgtr87]

Reverse the video and rename it letterbox shredder creates anything.

[@user-so1jh3ic5e]

Me

[@shalokare789]

Brilliant.

[@milan2265]

10/10

[@mike_oxlong4387]

Imagine when his friend puts a check for 200 pounds through the letterbox without knowing

[@rcblitzfpv8346]

an mlg slug productions doesn't really ,matter cause a check doesn't have a value till taken into their bank

[@cybershadow81]

Version 3 needs an integrated incinerator.

[@Man-vs-Metal]

Ooooo!

[@NikopolAU]

collaborate with Oil Burner: kzbin.infovideos

[@thePavuk]

Shredded stuff burns much much better. Logic approach.

[@adamsucksatyt]

Which is not anymore eco-friendly, but anyway

[@babablacksheep3950]

*integrated junk fuled power plant that power the house. Finally those junk mails will have a purpose.

[@Stukov961]

Feeding that clock through it looked very............. time consuming.

[@TheAgamemnon911]

At least two hands were lost to this shredder.

[@Poorschedriver]

Bad Dad Jokes champion right here

[@PS3RatBag98]

To the top with u

[@nigelmarx3578]

It was, on the face of it......

[@robmusk2828]

It was really time consuming.... :-)

[@OblivionsEdge]

Why don't you make a shredder that fits the top of that recycling bin, so that it actually saves space...? *THAT* would be useful

[@weevil_man]

Oblivions Edge Yes Indeed

[@DavidScheiber]

soooo a regular paper shredder?

[@vince666demont]

@@DavidScheiber unless not only for paper, I'd buy it

[@nitroboost6463]

You already answered your question. Because it would be useful obviously. ^^

[@pedro922]

Take the words out of my fingers

[@NewMeZ18]

6:16 when the vending machine doesn't take your 1$ bill

[@literate-aside]

For recycling it’s an absolutely genius idea. You could collect every 6 months rather than two weeks, and the government could spend more money on MP’s sports cars and fifth homes.

[@OperationDarkside]

Wet garbage, my friend. Wet garbage is the problem.

[@NicolaiSyvertsen]

It would be disastrous for the environment. People would be tossing all kinds of stuff that don't belong in the bin as you cannot discern it when everything is turned into granulate.

[@satibel]

@@OperationDarkside dry it beforehand then. (a m'lady and fedora tip should be enough)

[@tayyabnaveed2266]

only if it's sorted. If it's got everything mixed in, it's only good for landfill.

[@OperationDarkside]

@@satibel I don't trust that amount of responsibility to the average person

[@PrimusPicklebal]

“Mom have you seen my diploma” “Yeah the Mailman delivered it today”

[@axl1410]

Unoriginal

[@diegog.4351]

@@axl1410 its a joke bruh

[@frightenedsoul]

Diego G. An unoriginal joke

[@neonthefox3550]

So original

[@Sophiebryson510]

It is mum and it is a undergraduate certificate

[@AlecSteele]

This is so freaking awesome!!

[@ramonstroobosscher7907]

Whoa

[@haatch999]

His next build of this should use a 2 stroke 125cc and a reducing gearbox what you think?

[@tenryugamingzx3853]

Omg alec ia here, well i know he is in Montana for his new Shop, But literally ... XD

[@OnyxFlameGod]

You're not someone I expected to see here lol. Haven't even been in the states a month and already looking for junk mail solutions?

[@keanueraine]

It's pretty brilliant.

[@AngeloXification]

Colin, you're actually onto something really cool. Imagine if everyone could shred all their rubbish.

[@zooinaroom6744]

can you please make a pencil sharpener but with a chainsaw motor

[@zooinaroom6744]

@@DragonKingCosmos yes

[@katkat2655]

YES!

[@libdvm.so-x86]

I can

[@zooinaroom6744]

@Legendary Drawings yeah

[@MXALOVE]

Mailman: *Slides in a milliondollar check* Shredder: *Shreds check* Colin: 🗿

[@Kamal_AL-Hinai]

Colin: S M H 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Nash-]

@@Kamal_AL-Hinai SMH my head

[@Nash-]

@@Kamal_AL-Hinai OMG my god

[@Nash-]

@@Kamal_AL-Hinai lol out loud

[@Kamal_AL-Hinai]

Nashoryno ! WTF the fuck?

[@hello_oh_laaaaaaaeee]

“Where’s my new shirt???!!!!!” “Check the mailbox” “It’s not there!” “ *_I know_* “

[@smartereveryday]

You wonderful wonderful man.

[@John4Dragon]

SmarterEveryDay first

[@darthhaider4187]

@@John4Dragon wierd to write "first" with such a delay but OK 😅

[@Abishekep]

Do a Collab destin. Colin is underrated.

[@aerosy8172]

Hey smartereveryday

[@2036scott]

You still not got that fan mail I sent?

[@jasonmurawski5877]

Carl Scott it got shredded

[@NoName-wl5uo]

Is this a joke or are you serious

[@kachigga586]

@@jasonmurawski5877 tHaTs ThE jOkE

[@ahmadhamidi8472]

@@kachigga586 thAt's also the jOkE

[@kachigga586]

@@ahmadhamidi8472 tHaTs WhY i SpElT iT liKe ThIs

[@dcallan812]

you need to add a blower to send all the cr@p back outside to the person delivering it.

[@jesselapides4390]

just say crap

[@dcallan812]

@@jesselapides4390 Like the things farmer have, that I like to call Sh!t Flickers.🤢👍

[@auralius768]

what?

[@barneymatingcall7400]

Brilliant!

[@JAD969]

CrAp

[@YoshMinster]

"IT DOESN'T DO WOOD" -The Doctor

[@F6HemiCharger]

Can we go kill some time? Colin: stuffs clock into shredder.

[@vowoxel]

...but the clock took the longest to shred. Are you saying... that killing time is really TIME CONSUMING? He might as well have EATEN the clock.

[@louistucker3793]

Shreds everything , including the mailman’s fingers

[@m3tr0idgrl]

As a former mail carrier, that's really terrifying 👀 I would just drop the mail at the door instead of in the box

[@nanorfewerinlength4920]

At this point it is pretty much an ssi shredder, capable of shredding the mailman.

[@johnnyclean8233]

Ha ha I guess think more likely his entire arm. 😂👍

[@memememegaming]

shreds the earth

[@reizinhodojogo3956]

@@johnnyclean8233 no, it would get stopped cause mailboxes arent with infinite surface area to put mails inside

[@sufyanjaunbocus5600]

first vid since i've subbed, not disappointed

[@colinantink9094]

You have so much fun ahead and behind! Go watch his past vids. You won’t be dissatisfied!

[@douglasaranda2010]

Welcome to the family, son

[@dr.stoner7341]

yeah this is colin's relativley sane side, just wait till you see him building a fuckin hovercraft...oh wait hes already done that....

[@richcampoverde]

Welcome to the furze enjoy his insane genius

[@yungchum9581]

Sufyan Jaunbocus ohoho boy you’ve seen nothing.

[@hugos69]

No one: Me: This is the real life MumboJumbo...

[@_Killkor]

The British checks out too!

[@hwatgamertv7039]

ok 👌

[@windowsxpmemesandstufflol]

Nah The Blocky Universe is just not visible inside this universe so yeah

[@Teh_Yeet]

I hate when they give me a clock instead of the coffee i ordered.

[@mojar2680]

And its never on time!

[@icantbelieveyouvedonethis3057]

:)

[@peterandrew6755]

Have a good time to shred it! xD

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

Did you notice the Subliminal Advertisement? "Orange" Phone, a "Clock" and a Machine, that does most of the "Work". This Guy is trying to sell us an Orange Clock, for our Workplace, because, he is an Orange Clock Salesman, but, only on Satorangeday.

[@animalsaver6717]

Oh yah me to

[@WhoWantsToKnow81]

When your shredder ate the clock It must've been time consuming

[@WhoWantsToKnow81]

@Kieran Reed *ba dum tss*

[@mrkfc8799]

@@x_x5009 oofie

[@Gay_Jesus]

if you're going steal a joke atleast put sone originality on it

[@polskiobywatel553]

u r gay

[@MonkeyJedi99]

I rather thought it was a waste of time. Or it ate the day up. I guess there was no saving face? Warning to all clocks: Keep hands away from the door-shredder. That's some plot-second footage. - - - I'm out.

[@BobMcCoy]

*But what if the mailman sticks his hand too far in?!*

[@AxxLAfriku]

This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest KZbinr EVER? Good night dear mccoy

[@thomasb1955]

Crunch

[@mindstormfan]

@@AxxLAfriku ???? Is this self promotion or?

[@mattfreg2771]

@@AxxLAfriku this is super confusing to me:who asked you?

[@hiddeland8244]

then it’s a mailman with only one hand

[@planetzkid3193]

Son: Did you see my IPad I had delivered? Dad: ɪ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇᴅ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀ

[@Fb6.Nan0]

purple WE ENGAGE SECND MOTA

[@rotarpowered6665]

Watch that tie Colin, watch that tie!

[@toxair8686]

**KZbin sends exclusive play button**

[@thenuttyprofessor]

*he shreds it*

[@icantbelieveyouvedonethis3057]

*-AND DOESN'T CARE-*

[@TechGlitchTTV]

colin. i would love to see the shredder put onto the plue bin instead so you can instantly shread plastics and paper. but with the choice of being able to detach it when it comes to bin day

[@linguinix6729]

BREAKING NEWS: POSTMAN HAND GOT SHRED! A poor Postman brought out the Newspapers today. When he arrived at a weird looking house door he put the newspaper in but got stuck... Now he's popular as the the one handed postman. The fun thing here is: He still got his Hand back... Much smaller and compact. My story telling is terrible jesus

[@solmidogaming]

dont tell me the postman is Deadpool

[@only-jr]

More like "got his hand back all over his feet"

[@2011ChrisA]

Could you make the Jonny English super speed wheelchair?

[@jamesbruton]

You should have put a GoPro through it

[@skatingskelly]

didn't expect to see you here i've been watching your videos since the hulkbuster

[@jamesbruton]

@@skatingskelly I'm always here

[@skatingskelly]

@@jamesbruton i can't help imagining you are a ghost from that reply

[@harrywhiterow2782]

what about a nokia 3310, i think this will be a worthy battle

[@skatingskelly]

@@harrywhiterow2782 true

[@tredI9100]

2:09 I think I've had to- EEEEEUUUUUUUU

[@dashingmlg601]

You should build the shredder into the bin

[@Isa-ue9dl]

Btw that’s scooby not shaggy 😁

[@justsomeinternetartist2892]

Stray cats: 😰

[@CornerCutCubing]

YOU ARE THE NEXT EINSTEIN

[@simplynotrab3916]

year your right good idea

[@enosunim]

Pff what a stupid idea. A shredder bin. Are you mad?

[@finleybyard5963]

If we’ve learnt one thing from this video, it’s don’t stick your wood in a shredder.

[@mmmhorsesteaks]

And make sure your shaft is wider then 19mm!

[@TheMeta6]

Don't stick your wood in your shredder..... it'll break your shaft!

[@byebye9785]

Funkdoctor ha, that's a good shredder, Colin would probably fit that to his garage door and tell the postman it's a loading bay...

[@LiamMcBride]

This video rapidly turned into Collin putting random crap through the shredder

[@RyanBarnes]

Would have been great to see a blower shoot the shredded bits out the bottom! Also, version three takes the shred, and shreds it smaller and smaller until it's just dust.

[@ninjafruitchilled]

Yes, build not just a shredder, but an "atomizer".

[@theprimegamer7086]

When you eventually make a mk 3, just put it over the bin, that's where all the junk is gonna end up anyway

[@beanieisdumb800]

Hey Colin we’re behind on our electricity bill, we need to start sav- SHREAD IT

[@Luck-ier]

Nightmare situation: Colin’s tie gets stuck in the machine while putting junk in

[@cassandrabirdsall5345]

Plot twist: after shredding colin it spits peely back out

[@matikaevur6299]

No problem, he wears a safety tie ;)

[@swissphillyd]

Your African accent was probably the most accurate I have ever heard.

[@colinfurze]

what part of Africa have I achieved

[@g.devil_a.f3748]

It's England accent

[@swissphillyd]

@@colinfurze I think it was somewhere from the Northern Southern region

[@elmikeomysterio5496]

Northern South Africa accent ftw

[@3rror365]

I can tell you right now that is not a southern accent, no one here sounds like that.

[@HorrorPrincess]

Dad: What did you do today? Me: Oh you know, just watched an insane British guy stuff a clock through a shredder!

[@nousername8162]

If he was insane he would be dead. This man is as mortal as electroboom and has the mindset of Michael reeves when he isn’t on crack.

[@TheWinjin]

Oh you know, just watched an insane British guy stuff a clock through a *DIY custom built except for the twin motors* shredder! For some reason the "built every part himself" bit gets me even more

[@andrewj503]

Just mount a shredder to the top of you recycling bin. It would need to be removable.

[@crisrose9707]

or mount it in the kitchen so you shred the rubbish into an inside bin them just empty the shreddings into the recycling bin.

[@reizinhodojogo3956]

@@crisrose9707 what if someone accidentally puts the plastic pot in the sink and the spoon in the trash?

[@crisrose9707]

@@reizinhodojogo3956 spoon is recyclable :D

[@ClockDesignCo]

I pity the postman who gets dragged through your letter box 🤣

[@aecrim1969]

Colin wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror: "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!" Then makes coffee.

[@siddhantsingh8188]

...using a flamethrower and then toast using a catapult

[@pilsmer]

Coffee, or did you say clock

[@eddyoddrod]

No...tea.

[@zaz09loh09po]

HMMMMM DO YOU MEAN TEA (not trying to be racist/offend anyone)

[@findob]

eddyoddrod with milk in first

[@jasonwhite2520]

*gets youtube content creator check in mail*

[@Lurod_]

LOL

[@simongoode9118]

That is why there is a switch with a sign that says to only turn it on when it is JUNK. A check (of any type) is definitely NOT junk.

[@Jxcksonn]

@@simongoode9118 r/wooosh

[@ayxayo3166]

Not check it’s spelled as *CHEQUE*

[@advanceringnewholder]

It is rare when i see colin make something usefull

[@Wizzky1]

No more junkmail, and more shredded fingers 👍

[@alundor6960]

*no more junk* shreds a sheet of paper and makes 10x more junk

[@GG-nf1kk]

He doesn't makes more junk, he's just making the junk smaller so theres more air between the single pieces so he would have to create mass :)

[@code7ed]

G G r/wooosh

[@Ventrishero]

C-O-D-E R-E-D 7:58

[@r3xSean]

@@code7ed thats not a woooosh, and this is not reddit please stop

[@code7ed]

r3xSean r/wooosh

[@gamebug1152]

please put theresa may through it

[@colinfurze]

but she's such a good dancer........

[@gamebug1152]

@@colinfurze lmao

[@AJ-ku7nm]

Put her Brexit deal in there while your at it.

[@hamza-oh4gf]

I don't understand that why isnt it only England that leaves?

[@autismisuncontrollable4925]

I don't know if it would kill a vampire

[@Warden64]

Okay, you're a total genius! :0

[@thegreekgeek7252]

I swear if this guy ever turns evil, he’s gonna be The British version of saw

[@SaftoRangen]

I've been fascinated by shredders since I was a child, so naturally, this is my favourite Furze video of 2018. Thanks Colin.

[@xback40verland38]

Amazing energy, great build, dash of comedy...top notch my friend!

[@charliewoodall7159]

COLIN WE SHARE A BIRTHDAY

[@anal2001]

9 th like many more to come.....

[@Trolligarch]

5:17 Something tells me this is not a good idea.

[@darshankumar2717]

Something tells me that you have no idea what Colin is.

[@rhondahixson4047]

darshan kumar who*

[@NekoSutra]

@@rhondahixson4047 I'm sure he meant what hahaha Colin is a what not a who XD

[@nos3608]

Fuck.. u got here a month before me

[@joelmiller9898]

Postman goes home: Wife: “ Pat something seems different about you. Did you get a hair cut?” Pat: “Oh no Collin had some post and I put in in his letterbox..... and when I brought my hand out I didn’t have any fingers.” Wife: “How did that happen?” Pat: “I’m not sure, he must have got a new dog.... feisty little thing.”

[@cassandrabirdsall5345]

I like how the postman is so calm about this like Hmmm. Welp that's another finger gone time to go home and tell the misses

[@yeh.80]

olo

[@benmitchell2642]

Should have tried an old phone book. I don't think it would shred it

[@lcoopcooperl]

Weirdly enough, these videos make me hopeful for the future. No idea why.

[@umm--__--]

Coop Cooper Average Joe + Accomplishment = Hope

[@unknownuser4692]

Make Furze the next Doctor Who

[@auces7084]

Little kid:**sticks hand in to see through the letterbox** Colin: *YOU MUST REGRET YOUR DESISIONS*

[@harrisonsaunders4117]

i think you forgot to put a space between the colon and the *

[@harrisonsaunders4117]

Auces ok sorry i will put the in between colon and i think you spelt it like collin

[@Tommyboi489]

I was about to comment about putting a movement sensor in it lol

[@kharismax3414]

free smoothie!

[@vombocool]

6:25 missed opportunity for "Waste of Time init?"

[@captaincymbal814]

What would happen if your hand got caught in it. Can you feed a lamb joint through it as a test?

[@juanyeap]

Make a letterbox shredder that shreds other letterbox shredders. :D

[@ksaffciopro1706]

Imagine delivery guy's hand accidentaly crush in this ...

[@riftmusic5232]

that would be sick

[@fleurhattersley3590]

Colin:oh yes new phone coming today I’m going to use it straight away Shredder: NO NO your not

[@viiyy2077]

how do his relationships go? wife: collin dear, our blender stopped working collin: say no more fam *ten seconds later comes back with a homemade blender bigger than the house*

[@jaykay4137]

Give a man a plasma cutter and he shreds mail for a day. Teach a man to plasma cut and he makes a youtube channel.

[@firenado4295]

the urban bible 23:19

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Can it shred Tseries though?

[@bananatorpedo275]

yes

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

@@bananatorpedo275 good

[@Mp57navy]

wtf is a tseries

[@nomey07]

Yeah, pretty much

[@crimson2412]

@@Mp57navy a VERY bad yt channel

[@kyro0996]

Viewer:sends £5000 Shredder:you underestimate my power 5000 sheets of paper: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@paulnwo4256]

His front door is like a Saw trap 'Postman, do you want to play a game?'

[@justharry3118]

You can tell that someone else has been editing his videos now.

[@markhall7646]

For some weird reason I can see how you derive great satisfaction from this...

[@_ethan_._white_]

1am in Australia and have last exams tomorrow nah colinfuze is more important

[@ashokdangar]

Same here 😂😁

[@mcdoogle6549]

Drop Bear same here too

[@_ethan_._white_]

😂😂😂😂

[@timwilkinson2797]

Good luck to you all for good results

[@_ethan_._white_]

Same goes to all of you guys good luck gamers

[@redclay4099]

Colin please finish the scooter pimp series! I want to see you ride that thing around in a mall disguised as an old man

[@donaldbrorson4583]

Furze should just make a giant shredder that can be placed like a cap on a rubbish bin to grind trash and let it all fall into the bin

[@alaskanbas6507]

I agree. It would be rather big and heavy though. Maybe it should be on a frame and you can roll the rubbish bin underneath it.

[@kamikatze8878]

It's all fun and games until the postman puts his finger into it

[@ShadowHunter120]

If it shreds a phonebook it's good enough

[@jesse-dg8yx]

Can you put meat and bones through it? Like food...

[@GumbootZone]

A bigger one you can. Here's one for dead animals: kzbin.info/www/bejne/raPJcpVmfdmSoZI

[@Rotsteinblock]

@@GumbootZone Jesus, what did I just watch?

[@printergobrrr9040]

@@GumbootZone i should have never clicked that link

[@MrJamesBig1]

@@GumbootZone Crunchy!

[@keanueraine]

Need demonstration, please feed neighbors cat that shits in your garden through it.

[@jesep3663]

Just because something works, doesn't mean it can't be improved." -King T'challa

[@Vanilla_Icecream1231]

Actually -Princess Shuri

[@St0ned_Sl0an]

At 2:54 , I was gonna pause the video, then I thought my thumb would get shredded

[@jamesdarkdevil3532]

dude I have to say your my favorite mad scientist

[@brickcounter4923]

@crookback 😂😂 Chill and also @james darkdevil he isnt a scientist he's a retired plumber

[@FireDragonAndromeda]

Now imagine a shredder that fits neatly over yer wheely bin... :D

[@HowdyDo42]

No junk mail. Just confetti

[@mlgpenguinboy9271]

2:25 Colin: what else are we gonna d- *sigh sombody is at the door I love how you use the furze bell

[@Gumball99]

You should mount it to the wheelie bin and just shred recycling straight into it

[@TheIN4CER]

The olny problem with that is separation of materials. Need a slider and different bin.

[@andrewhoward7200]

A Furze Creation: 40% Inspiration...40% Perspiration...20% The narrow line between this n that.

[@BobBob-bz6kw]

Classic Colin "Did you say coffee or a clock" *Proceeds to aggressively destroy clock*

[@thankyouforyourcompliance7386]

okay. It got really hillarious when he said: "engage second motor" and moved that little gear.

[@dank4661]

Colin nearly shreds his foot and shoe - 2019

[@shaun2566]

I call it the tax evasionator

[@ARM0RP0WER]

Thanos: "snaps finger" people disappear KZbinr: "presses button" deletes half the universe Me: ay that's pretty good