Now to wait for someone to beat Dark Souls 3 using this thing.
@MrDuneedon8 жыл бұрын
Without taking any damage. ;-)
@SH_DIS_LN6 жыл бұрын
While drinking pepsi
@brziperiod5 жыл бұрын
CaptainSauce LETS GET READY TO SAUCEEEEEEEEEE (subscriber here)
@enonibobble5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t expect you to be here.
@robin-bx9hv5 жыл бұрын
@@enonibobble Didn't expect you reply to a 2-year old comment
@TouyaChikage8 жыл бұрын
"8-ball into the pocket of hell!!! BOOM!!!!" Best intro by far, LGR.
@Furthermore268 жыл бұрын
It was so good, you couldn't even quote it correctly :P
@KevPez-IS4 жыл бұрын
I’m torn between this and “My headphones are burgers.”
@TheTechnoman78 жыл бұрын
"Polygon was still worse at it than me." Savage.
@MajatekYT8 жыл бұрын
I was expecting comments making jabs at Polygon. LGR beat us all to the punch. _Brilliant._
@imperialguard55996 жыл бұрын
I need that Momiji avatar if you don't mind Citizen, it would come in handy for my duties.
@realisticeyeball6 жыл бұрын
Awoo~
@masonwarehime31275 жыл бұрын
666 likes. savage
@DrAnGeber8 жыл бұрын
I cried of laughing because it comes together so perfect The cheesy Soundtrack A ridicioulus cheap Controller from the 90s A funny guy trying to play Pool with that thing.
@jamiekrutzfeldt35227 жыл бұрын
Nico Vercetti and the "real feal action" * leny face here *
@alexschott95676 жыл бұрын
And playing doom with a pool cue
@ivanr31076 жыл бұрын
oh, yeah, baby!
@Keranu5 жыл бұрын
And the best part: LGR's intense head dance to that cheesy jazz music at 8:44
@taben9jake5 жыл бұрын
I'd actually love to have this sound track, I collect mid 90's game music. It's almost like they bid and bought music by the pound those days.
@WhoaIRememberThatGame8 жыл бұрын
I love that really subtle transition at 1:52 from box to internals. It just looks so seamless and cool.
@LGR8 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@orihalchon8 жыл бұрын
Wow, i didn't even noticed that!
@meppers8 жыл бұрын
he moved the outer cardboard shell out of the frame and moved the internal cardboard holder into frame, there were no tricks
@LGR8 жыл бұрын
Actually, there were a few seconds between each shot, I used a crossfade to make it look seamless :)
@Inatio8 жыл бұрын
Ah, well keep up the good work. You'll be a Pool shark in no time :)
@RaygirlROL8 жыл бұрын
'Polygon were still worse at it than me'. Hah. I knew there was a reason why I liked you :D
@prismowishmaster93528 жыл бұрын
I came here to make a Polygon joke but he beat me
@pistool16 жыл бұрын
3:35 I found it absolutely hilarious when that sign dropped from the shelf :D
@garryghibli59936 ай бұрын
Yep, definitely “super menacing”! He hit that sign off-screen!
@KicaB41118 жыл бұрын
Oh LGR, you're so amusing to watch; I mainly used your channel to watch The Sims, but loving everything from the edutainment months to the thrifts! Thank you for your work :D You're awesome.
@LGR8 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I appreciate it :)
@letsgetthisoverwith8 жыл бұрын
Oh so this is what Polygon was using when they recorded their "30 minutes gameplay of Doom" video. Makes total sense now.
@BygPhattyPlus8 жыл бұрын
Dammit, took my joke, ha ha!
@prismowishmaster93528 жыл бұрын
+BygPhattyPlus you too? Dammit I thought I would be faster
@smexyvigoro8 жыл бұрын
Shots fired at Polygon
@Bounty22238 жыл бұрын
Accurately aimed with the pool stick on a mouse. .
@MrFutago878 жыл бұрын
And Polygon can't even hit back.
@yorkshireyank98858 жыл бұрын
Did anyone ever in human history send in those registration cards? Everything in the 90s had one
@LGR8 жыл бұрын
I sent mine in back then! Got all sorts of cool things in the mail after that, like catalogs and magazines. Well, my parents probably weren't too fond of it, but I loved it.
@221b8 жыл бұрын
Koichi Sugiyama sent one in once, which is how he got hired to compose the soundtracks to the Dragon Quest games.
@grant20538 жыл бұрын
Unrelated, but if you did some more Tech Tails that would rock, they are always so great.. You do them so well, its like a mini Documentary that would have never gotten made otherwise.
@LWolf128 жыл бұрын
I did a few times, never really got anything for it though. Maybe like, LGR said some catalogs which was fun to look at.
@danielm.73966 жыл бұрын
WHAT? Please explain!
@Ojisan6428 жыл бұрын
"What's interesting about this is.... the fact that it barely works." 😂😂😂
@BubblewrapHighway4 жыл бұрын
10/10 would guffaw again
@Stanwis8 жыл бұрын
Its so useless you would think it was funded on kickstarter :)
@FirebertDancer8 жыл бұрын
that's the thing I hate nowadays how come useless things like this were always being made left and right back in the day but now it seems like nowadays companies try to milk out money from its fans first and still come out with something not as good (I'm looking at you mighty nine) (also I'm not talking about out of frustration from axtually funding the game, nut seeing everyone else's frustration in the KZbin comments was pretty bad. lol)
@jamiekrutzfeldt35227 жыл бұрын
ZING
@sbonel32245 жыл бұрын
@@FirebertDancer What I don't understand is why are people so dumb and gullible that they get convinced to fund these scams on kickstarter.
@recklessroges5 жыл бұрын
Harsh! (Looks better than almost everything that I've seen on kickstarter.)
@duelingfattiesgaming21305 жыл бұрын
Its actually pretty fun to use if setup right and used on a bigger surface.
@JennyverseLive8 жыл бұрын
Bring back the 90s. Nobody has ideas quite like this any more! Also, boxes. And manuals. And registration cards. And stuff.
@philjr57148 жыл бұрын
Waste of money I guess it's unique but software is where it's at now.
@Benjamin-rq1fi7 жыл бұрын
It's not that nobody has ideas like this any more, but rather most companies are far more reluctant to invest any effort in such a weird concept that has little chance of success. That's what kickstarter is for now! Fund haphazard innovation through the masses!
@Chaos89P7 жыл бұрын
One of the times I actually miss the 90's.
@technolentz78166 жыл бұрын
i too miss the 90's but honestly if you want the registrations, add on's and some annoyances go to game stop :p
@Bonswally6 жыл бұрын
I love the 90's, but I felt disappointed and ripped off every time I bought something like this.
@squishybrick8 жыл бұрын
"8 ball into the corner pocket of hell!" I don't know why but hearing that makes me smile every time.
@thestigmister8 жыл бұрын
"Why did the 90's happen?" I laughed harder than I should have! Someone needs to make a meme of that among other things in this video alone!
@dominopicamation58368 жыл бұрын
Lol I thought this was going to be a review for a pool cleaner. Idk
@PixelPickaxe8 жыл бұрын
Same
@Sapphiresoul28 жыл бұрын
Haha same.
@cornman-re5th8 жыл бұрын
It really gets around those corners
@markmoreiras76497 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEEEEEEEEE
@liamwaite3795 жыл бұрын
Didn't we all
@xXBlackSheepRuleXx8 жыл бұрын
3:34 to 3:38 are the best four seconds I have ever seen on KZbin
@troyking61565 жыл бұрын
Between that and when he nearly puts a hole in his monitor with the pool cue, I died laughing
@brennenparker88578 жыл бұрын
"Why did the 90's happen?!" Hahahahaha!
@582094 жыл бұрын
if someone told me the 90s were a fever dream i had after consuming too much corporate dystopia sci-fi, i would be inclined to believe theme
@lurkerrekrul8 жыл бұрын
"It does look a lot like a mouse..." Actually I was thinking it looked a lot like a baby's shoe. :)
@Lycanvenom8 жыл бұрын
I was literally going to type a joke about Arthur Gies' gameplay for Polygon and LGR beat me to the punch. It's honestly sad that you were gimped and still provided more compelling gameplay.
@AmyraCarter7 жыл бұрын
It's probably 'Mee-ah-koh-meht' " 'Do not use in direct sunlight', hmmm where have I heard that one before?" *shows quick image of Sexy Mouse* lmfao The amount of humor between you, 8-bit Guy/Keys, and game-ranx is honestly what keeps me coming back. AVGN too.
@rocsaltjohn8 жыл бұрын
0:31 "Why did the 90's happen?"...classic
@Colddirector8 жыл бұрын
So playing Doom with a pool cue turns you into a Polygon journalist?
@Zellio20118 жыл бұрын
I think he'd have to be playing doom with a pool cue while drunk, blindfolded and walking a tightrope to be a Polygon journalist
@kohowch7 жыл бұрын
Be N S O N GILLIAN SEED!
@Colddirector7 жыл бұрын
+Kohowch Kohowch CUNNINGHAM!
@MrDomBoileau8 жыл бұрын
Turned out to be way better than I thought it would. I want one.
@RetroPowerUp8 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most bizarre and hilarious gaming accessories I've ever seen. And this video quickly degraded down to fingering, lmao. Best use of it is definitely Doom, that's fantastic! Thanks for giving me a chuckle today LGR!
@gmosphere8 жыл бұрын
That guy has such a soothing voice
@Enchurito8 жыл бұрын
9:54 the "its like I'm playing a demented fiddle" comment made me laugh so hard. I had water in my mouth at the time... time to clean that up....
@marco_evertus8 жыл бұрын
13:09 daym clint putting the burn on polygon. I'll leave now.
@BrightSpark8 жыл бұрын
Nah, they probably just have no skills because they just report on game-related drama, write shitty articles and talk about the politics in the philippines while stuffing their face with puff-pastry canapés instead of actually playing games.
@Cool-Spot8 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the reviewer tried to outsource the gameplay and it backfired on him.
@marco_evertus8 жыл бұрын
gdog662 I don't think so, even if that's the case doom is a genuinely fun game that even a outsourced (whatever) can enjoy.
@johntanner6112 жыл бұрын
I watch this video a lot me and my dad use to play Virtual Pool on our Gateway 2000 running windows 98! I love the game of pool and I play a ton. Love your videos keep up the good work!
@SpoofyJ8 жыл бұрын
"Geoffrey, break out Lucille!!" - Uncle Phil
@jesselindsey97606 жыл бұрын
"8-ball into the corner pocket of HELL!" Why ware you so good at coming up with one-liners?
@qwertyMrJINX8 жыл бұрын
You played it like damn fiddle!
@SpaceLight2028 жыл бұрын
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
@54what7 жыл бұрын
Ibuilt my first computer in 1994. An AMD 486 100 DX4. Seeing all this stuff from the 90's takes me back. Now that I am older and facing Surgeries and other things I don't want to think about, your humor and nostalgia fo things you've never exerienced before but I remember are a great help to me. Thank you.
@SatoshiMatrix18 жыл бұрын
9:16 "It still sucks" about sums up the whole review lol
@StarLightNow8 жыл бұрын
Ha! So true with that Polygon comment!
@AdiSneakerFreak8 жыл бұрын
Between you and Technomoan you've got it nailed. Top stuff man, thanks for your great work.
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
Wow, that thing belongs into the top 5 of the most silliest controllers of all time, together with the fishing rod controller, the bowling controller and the Wii U controller.
@NekoiNemo8 жыл бұрын
Wow, almost like playing Doom with the controller!
@partahauki18 жыл бұрын
yeah no
@jdbarker328 жыл бұрын
It works well with the controller. Quit being edgy.
@aidanmco7 жыл бұрын
Jody Barker ...Ehhhhhhhhhh...
@Takimeko4 жыл бұрын
Sure, m8.
@lexluthor38905 жыл бұрын
I still love going back to this video once in a while because you playing Doom with that thing is just hilarious!!
@Evansmustard8 жыл бұрын
I love your krusty the clown laugh.
@TipsterLIVE8 жыл бұрын
"8-Ball into the corner pocket of hell!!!" Perfect intro LOL
@alecjahn8 жыл бұрын
I got a good kick out of your Polygon jab *rimshot*
@40WAT3R8 жыл бұрын
that intro was epic! now there's another way I have to play through the doom campaign lol
@SlashesWithClaws8 жыл бұрын
Heh, I love it when he tries using the various input devices on games they were not meant for, like when he played GTA 5 with a pinball controller.
Found this thing in the dumpster today and was happy to view a hilarious video demonstrating its use
@sketchesofpayne8 жыл бұрын
"Why did the nineties happen?" When I look back I often ask the same thing.
@krav35197 жыл бұрын
"8-Ball in to the corner pocket of hell!", I almost, "almost", spit my beer out.
@roughdragonfly8 жыл бұрын
9:10 Wingardium Leviosa!
@Fuzy2K8 жыл бұрын
"Sunshine daisies butter mellow, sink this stinkin' pool ball yellow!" :P
@Blur4strike8 жыл бұрын
Avada Kedavra!
@kastleenterprises5151 Жыл бұрын
I went and bought one on Ebay after seeing this video. Works great for Virtual Pool 4 on Steam. Mine didn't come with the stick, but I use a short one from a desktop pool table found at Goodwill. Thanks LGR.
@steveaustin41188 жыл бұрын
This is why I sub to you
@cooperhanke8 жыл бұрын
The pool cue with Doom had me dying! I enjoy all your uploads, keep it up!
@ichrismoku8 жыл бұрын
Dark Souls with Pool Cue. Go.
@marcosdheleno8 жыл бұрын
kinda off topic but, wasnt there a guy who beat DS with a guitar from guitar hero?
@GweiTheLeafChild8 жыл бұрын
Yes, and he also did it with a set of Rock Band drums too I think.
@chrisfratz6 жыл бұрын
And a Joel from vinesauce attempted to play Half-Life 2 with a Guitar Hero guitar controller
@palmpilot3043 жыл бұрын
The tom cruise doom reference was superb.
@123denman4568 жыл бұрын
Just gotta say, I fucking love your videos dude
@LGR8 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@123denman4568 жыл бұрын
starstruck!!! Lazy Game Reviews
@SuperHandyman1007 жыл бұрын
God I miss the 90s, I watch you because you give me that 90s feeling, seeing the graphics, the sounds, the amazement of the good ol' 90s.
@excalababe8 жыл бұрын
your amusment in this video is simply adorable.
@MarkHyde8 жыл бұрын
In so many ways the DOOM demo was hilarious :)
@notyoursavior788 жыл бұрын
What a gimmick! Also have to give you major props for always trying these specialized input controllers with Duke Nukem or Doom in this case. I was cracking up again.
@darkleoz8 жыл бұрын
wait that Doom gameplay looked very familiar...the way he was aiming and moving now we know why the gameplay from the polygon review of Doom sucked so bad....the reviewer was also using the InterAct Pool Shark Pool Cue Controller
@sockaccount96804 жыл бұрын
That's the joke.
@AdamAus857 жыл бұрын
Lol when you broke down the cue to the small size I was reminded of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer uses the Maestro's baton to play pool in that small room.
@readfloatwatchtv8 жыл бұрын
Clicked like when the CompUSA sign fell. :3c
@codbug8 жыл бұрын
Part of me wishes CompUSA or a chain like them were still around, but another part realizes how unsustainable the business model would be in today's society. :(
@johntanner6116 жыл бұрын
I love the added Color Of Money references one of my favorite movies!
@RoyHess6668 жыл бұрын
How could people dislike this? It was entertaining and fun to watch!
@owlredshift8 жыл бұрын
1161 likes and 5 dislikes. Probably all Polygon and Miacomet employees.
@sdFreerey8 жыл бұрын
brings a whole new meaning to "party like it's 1999"
@invghost8 жыл бұрын
Wow, still better than Polygon and you played with a freaking pool cue.
@invghost8 жыл бұрын
XD I said that before I saw you mention Polygon.
@bobadmire68188 жыл бұрын
Nice burn on Polygon, Im watching this during my lunch break and literally laughed out loud, everyone is staring...
@cdx75198 жыл бұрын
USB man makes things happen LGR--2016
@Motwera8 жыл бұрын
OMG, you just inadvertently made me remember that I used to play Virtual Pool a lot back in the day, holy shit, can't believe I forgot about this game, good jolly was it fun..
@gladyszryan8 жыл бұрын
Your voice is butter fucking smooth >_
@SgtSnazzerino8 жыл бұрын
When he said "Why did the 90's happen?" I laughed so hard XD
@YoStu2428 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of The Simpsons episode that had some kind of yard work simulator, kinda making fun of controllers like these when you could just as well do it for real LOL
@jacoblawson10228 жыл бұрын
Ah, man! Your content has gotten so much more interesting. Don't stop doing what you do, Mr.LGR man. You're awesome!
@Arjay4048 жыл бұрын
LMAO this thing is awesome and useless at the same time, it's like bad b movie, you can't not love it.
@YeCannyDaeThat5 жыл бұрын
Clint. I know this is like 2 years old but this is your best video ever. The product is so "you" and it was hilarious throughout.
@jamestarrou36855 жыл бұрын
"I'm moving two feet by moving two inches." HEYO
@malirk8 жыл бұрын
Nice video LGR! Looking at the picture for the video I thought this was some sort of ironing device. Loving seeing all the weird tech I thought MIGHT be cool when I use to go in to Babbage's in Hanes Mall.
@terrycoyle68648 жыл бұрын
He played it like a demented fiddle!
@MrDeaderik8 жыл бұрын
Now we know what Polygon used to play Doom. Loving this series.
@MagicMaster6678 жыл бұрын
5:01 - **_War Flashbacks_**
@OppenedDark8 жыл бұрын
I really like the warm light over the white light at 5:50, feelsgoodman
@AlkaPwn8 жыл бұрын
Polygon literally was worse than that.
@MrFutago878 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing, Clint was indeed literally better the game with this weird thing than the guy at polygon. Did we ever find out who was playing it that day?
@AlkaPwn8 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah apparently the guy's name is Arthur Gies. He made a single response to ReviewTechUSA in an attempt to defend his honor and then immediately blocked him thereafter.
@MrFutago878 жыл бұрын
***** I got reminded of a gameplay video from Gametrailers of Metal Gear Rising. The player was just standing there, activated Blade Mode and button mashed in the vain hope it would accomplish something.
@Ladderthief16 жыл бұрын
*sees Sin Emergence on the shelf* You can't kill me BLADE!
@irlGlitches8 жыл бұрын
"Demented Fiddle" sounds like a black metal/country fusion band.
@agisuru4 жыл бұрын
LGR out here quite literally playing the world's smallest violin
@local-teen8 жыл бұрын
Interesting gadget thing! Should've played a sex simulator with it.
@ronniepirtlejr26064 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the old pool game on Xbox live. On the original Xbox For the first year and a half I was #2 in the world "supposedly" until I quit playing the game. That #1 dude was like way better than me!
@RetroGamerVX8 жыл бұрын
That is truly some oddware, I'd never had dreamt that that existed. Wow, has to be one of the worst conceived products of all time!!
@startide8 жыл бұрын
There are way worse controllers around, like this thing : s.ecrater.com/stores/329466/533baa042bb3c_329466b.jpg
@RageMage1205 жыл бұрын
Well that's turely terrifying.
@Galemont19928 жыл бұрын
starts videos sees first few seconds and my thoughts are "oh good grief yep its a LGR video" never change Clint never change
@TheCorporatePlayers8 жыл бұрын
I love you in a manly way.
@TheCorporatePlayers8 жыл бұрын
Uhh I guess.
@EuroMIX28 жыл бұрын
Now kiss.
@TheLolman999880fr8 жыл бұрын
I didn't know what to expect when I saw "Shark pool" in the title.
@SuperFranzs8 жыл бұрын
So that was why Polygon was so bad at the game…
@BobofWOGGLE8 жыл бұрын
They were actually using a regular mouse the whole time. If they had been using this they would have been godly.
@mcgibs8 жыл бұрын
Seriously, who at Polygon looked at that footage and said, "Yup, that definitely represents the game at its best." The more that they keep being hyper defensive about it, the more they will never live this down. 50 years from now, they will be still be known for not knowing what an FPS is. It will be their epitaph. "Ho do i plae vidagaem" -Polygon 2012, 2019
@lillolita2378 жыл бұрын
I don't know if someone asked this already, but where do you find all of this crazy stuff? Do viewers send it all in or does it come from a bunch of different places? Love your channel! Keep up the awesome work!
@LGR8 жыл бұрын
Quite often it's from viewers these days. But the rest of the time it's from thrift stores or Ebay.
@BrainEatPenguin8 жыл бұрын
+Lazy Game Reviews you're still better at doom than polygon, even when you use a pool cue.
@SarahLJP6 жыл бұрын
The intro alone is enough to warrant a like. 7:30 That button is probably intended for that purpose. They might have expected you to bind it to that button.
@nomisastro20008 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up alone for the Polygon remark! That's a lovely Samsung monitor you have, may I ask what model it is?
@LGR8 жыл бұрын
It's an S27D590
@nomisastro20008 жыл бұрын
Thank you, has a lovely thin bezel.
@Icarusv2x8 жыл бұрын
That box of the game Sin just begs a review. I would love to see that.
@joesatchton2127 жыл бұрын
Seriously...I am a several decade long pool player and yes, I not only remember this gadget, I also purchased it. Please don't judge... :P :D And yes, it totally SUCKED, even in the pool game.
@LGR7 жыл бұрын
Haha, glad to know it wasn't just me sucking then.
@joesatchton2127 жыл бұрын
Heh, nope. You had the right idea starting around the 8min mark. But you're a righty, so it actually would have worked better for you if you placed the device on the LEFT side of the keyboard, just like you did around the 10min mark. :) This way you would have been using your left hand and finger to hold down/guide the cue and actually hold the cue in your right hand. Lemme know if you ever need lessons in pool. Or...if you wanna lose some money. ;P XD cheers man...and yes, ur channel is a new fave!
@finmueller78277 жыл бұрын
Lazy Game Reviews that's whats she said
@zamardii12 Жыл бұрын
"So what's interesting about this is the fact that it uh... barely works." I needed a good laugh today.
@yenee948 жыл бұрын
flicking the finger is better than using the stick, huh? good to know :)
@LGR8 жыл бұрын
This has been your pro life tip from LGR. _Heh. Tip._