Boris The Budget Border Police (Contraband Police part 1)

[@atropabelladonna12]

I would absolutely watch a 12+ episode series of this game by Boris. Will he fall to the temptation of bribery when things get tough, or will Boris stand tall and proudly arrest everyone who DARES sully the glory of Acaristanska!

[@riobagaskara6382]

this game made for him, likely.

[@SebastianDeVries-ol5iq]

I 100% Agree

[@RX_linear]

Aye

[@The_Modeling_Underdog]

Count me in.

[@Tomazack]

I just bought this game, and it is really fun. But I'd rather watch more Boris in old Sovjet times spreading propaganda posters and selling contraband to the highest bidder.

[@user-me6td1up1m]

Ok, I laughed out loud at Boris reading the Cyrillic letters with the correct pronunciation, even though they’re being used stylistically to spell an English word. I do exactly the same thing whenever I see that.

[@Tom--pf8ub]

I was really hoping he'd do that! It also shorts out my brain

[@planken203]

as an english person learning russian, i actually do this to practice my pronounciation

[@user-me6td1up1m]

@@planken203 I’m also first language English and learning Russian, but I think I’ve been doing it to humble brag that I know multiple languages.

[@planken203]

@@user-me6td1up1m fair enough matey

[@tryx3651]

Least toxic border crossing experience:

[@DollyBoy_1923]

I was the like before 70

[@j.t.7264]

Every time I come back to Britain where I've worked and lived for 10 years after visiting family in my home country, the border staff at the airport are unbelievably toxic, they really show in their faces how much they despise the fact that I dare set foot in their country.

[@Deepfried900]

Yeah it was actually less toxic than most border crossing experiences

[@smileysatanson3404]

And least corrupt

[@DjangoUnSkilled]

Please do another one! The campaign has so many good encounters. Like, I want to see Detective Boris in action!

[@PennilessPMC]

i second this

[@badpf8705]

He should play papers please

[@vsetenjoyer]

Not 20 seconds in and I love he calls out the faux Cyrillic.

[@MrSnowmanFR]

Very good game choice Boris, would love to see a series on it

[@janbertus]

for some reason I cant read comments here without boris voice in my head xD - Veeerrryy guuuod gaeme, yes it is

[@zacharyzeller7764]

Is a good day when Boris video finds it's way to my feed. Much cheeki breeki, much Slavness, rejoicing and shots all around! Glad to have you back, Slav King!

[@JoCaTen]

Finally, a slav playing this game, easy to understand some things like the Soviet vehicles and methods

[@SirHellNaja]

I like the difference between Boris and my friend here. When my friend first got into Vlad's shop, he's like "They sell AK's in stores there???", and here Boris is minding his own business in a shop full of guns like it's just another Tuesday

[@methshed]

Boris best border officer

[@quansinus9941]

3 Boris videos in 48 hours, very nice and cheeki breeki! This gonna be a good evening...

[@meatharbor]

Yeah, this actually isn't far from reality. Back in the late 90's I took a trip with my family, taking a train from Prague to Budapest via Slovakia. I happened to be in the dining car with my brother when the train stopped at the Hungarian border and the border guards boarded the train to do a passport sweep. Turns out my mother had my passport two cars down. The uniformed gentleman with the AK was very understanding and was kind enough to "help" me back to the car the rest of my family was in by repeatedly thrusting the barrel of his rifle into the back of my skull as we walked. Changed his tune real quick when he saw the cover of my American passport, though. He didn't even take the stack of passports from my mother. Him and his buddies just turned around immediately and rushed out the door. Didn't even finish their sweep. I don't think I've ever seen a man carrying an assault rifle look that terrified of a 12-year-old before.

[@Garlan4]

wow

[@furqanabid7319]

Here on the episode of "things that never happened", we have:

[@meatharbor]

@@furqanabid7319 Damn, you got me. My entire immediate family must have hallucinated the entire thing. I didn't expect someone from the train would recognize me through the internet and post on this same video over 20 years later. I appreciate the heads up, though. I'mma have to get rid of all the family photos from back then now that I know they're forgeries.

[@furqanabid7319]

@@meatharbor bro, people in eastern Europe have hated americans for long time. No one would be impressed or be overwhelmed or be anything but angry seeing muricans in their country.

[@Peralala]

​@meatharbor your comeback is top tier my man 😂

[@ahilltodieons]

I have never laughed harder than at the toxic waste discovery lol.

[@angry_canadian9233]

love this game and boris has the perfect personality for it

[@Sr._j4]

Amazing game. Tbh. And funnier if it's Boris commented.

[@_Its_Ya_Boy]

Ikr Good game and with Comrade Boris, nothing can go wrong!

[@Maxio1606]

This game is made for a coop, I still hope for even an DLC for that. Also I love that language, which is used by characters - it is like an conglomerate of slavic languages :)

[@andreamartin9129]

Great video! Would love to see more of this game in the future. When it was pitched as "the sequel to Papers Please", I didn't expect the game would have you driving around an open map and killing people.

[@ジエイースオ]

This is the kind of content I love from Boris!

[@Godzillfan2]

5:10. Guard acts like nothing happened

[@qwertyiou9]

I played the demo and it was pretty great! Love seeing (hearing) Boris as protagonists in these soviet-style law enforcement games

[@tallemajas]

the gaming content usually isn't my thing, but i really laughed a lot watching this! would love to see a series

[@Master-of--Minds]

Motel in the middle of the forest? "Hey where you live?" "Just past the labor camp."

[@Doctorgeo7]

Oh yes! This is a game I needed to see Boris play! And the video was more glorious than I hoped!

[@zdravkodimitrov]

Buying the game tonight, and will party like it's 1981

[@Taku071090]

Adding realism to slavic games since '86

[@jnerdsblog]

Yah, this game is perfect for you. More of this please!

[@KomBackHordz]

This is the perfect Boris game. You got Vlad, all you need is Anatoli and Vadim. BUT! WHAT IF VADIM IS THE SMUGGLER?!

[@vince_nevermind1159]

Oh yes ! Would love to see a series on this game with your commentary

[@Zaku2077]

Boris gameplay is what I crave

[@catchant]

I’ve seen this game in my shorts. Glad to see comrade Boris play it!

[@alexsmith6281]

I love this game so far! I hope you continue it as a series.

[@backyardigansgayman001]

you know its really a good day if boris uploads

[@northernflame4317]

I think it would be great if Boris did a series of this!

[@Yokoto12343]

Please more episodes of this You had me rolling on the floor!

[@SoupyWhisper914]

BORIS IS BACK!

[@Crbn46]

Boris seems so in his element in this game. Would love to see a part 2 or even a less-edited full playthrough if you enjoy it too!

[@Leila555]

I’m so glad you’re playing so many games again! I know the videos don’t do as well as your others, view count wise, but there are those of us who really enjoy these. Thank you!

[@UPTAUT]

I would be so stoked to see Boris at the boarder.

[@greatthenate122]

I get out of school just to see Boris uploaded a new vid. Nice

[@Mati_Panzer]

really hope you do more of these, it would be the most accurate playthrough of this game (?)

[@lucas23453]

Border Checkpoint Boris is my favorite kind of boris.

[@snelhestarna]

This was fantastic, I hope you will upload more of this game!

[@franklynlohr1060]

Finally!!! I was waiting for the day you would play Contraband Police. It’s so hilarious when Boris plays. I can’t stop laughing.🤣

[@RavenKarting]

I like how at 2:45 boris has already gone insane

[@ricorodriguez4353]

THE VIDEOS ARE ACTUALLY SHOWING UP IN MY RECOMMENDED! you're doing something right Boris keep going!

[@rockandnol3233]

Life changing. Thank you Boris.

[@mysticstarlight1]

Boris upload is good day

[@prymus141]

3:22 MALUCH! POLISH FIAT 126P . THIS GAME GOT SOO MUCH BETTER!

[@BullsMahunny]

3:23 mood every time a bill comes at all

[@Shadowreaper5]

I would watch an entire stream of this!

[@Whammytap]

It gives my physical pain and great mental anguish to see a cute little буханка being assaulted with a pitchfork and crowbar, even if it's just in a game.

[@kylerkastner2808]

All of those criminals had no chance against Boris

[@PorcupinePunched]

haha perfect, I was waiting for this. I've been playing this with you on my mind, comrade.

[@OishikSarkarApocalypso]

YES YES YES BORIS THE CONTRABAND POLICE gimme that series aw yeah man

[@Millzee117]

Always good day when papa Boris uploads

[@micahh9351]

I actually got recommended this! BORIS IS BACK

[@Specter_1]

Boris Is Back! More cheeki Breeki Gameplay!!🎉🎉

[@klassisch3039]

Love the videos all week!!

[@fryloc359]

I remember when you played games like this, you actually had time hunt around for things. Now everything is pointed out for you.

[@Newcrafter-yt]

YEAH HE FINALLY PLAYED CONTRABAND POLICE

[@KaiserWilhelmII_Of_Germany]

Ahhhh.... Boris, it has been long since I visited ur channel.

[@cyberninjanj]

I'm glad you're playing this game! I've seen many gameplays on this game then I just realised that Comrade Boris should also try it

[@lad.6459]

Bro i thought of boris playing this and here i am suprised and shocked at the same time watching this.

[@blazermettro2059]

God, i was deing of laughter for a good bit. PLEASE MAKE MORE!!

[@YorkGoldtoof]

This is my checkpoint. I am your god. Live or die, my decision.

[@blanderrr4892]

This was awesome to watch, please do more comrade!

[@John-The-Fisherman]

All these videos in such a small tine span. Papa Boris is spoiling us

[@waltonkromer2702]

I was so ready for you to be backto regular uploads so happy for you! ALL HAIL TO THE SLAV KING!

[@stingfiretube]

Love the daily uploads Boris🔥

[@Williamthe_I]

We should be allowed to see more of this.

[@justinbollaert2253]

"It's all coming up the slav way." Lol, love it

[@billwake4695]

*video plays* *video pauses fnaf movie ad plays* *video continues* Boris: I apologize that was unprofessional

[@unknownfin]

Boris video at 1.30 am why not sleep can wait

[@francelleduplessis5965]

HELLO PAPA BORIS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU

[@andrewzazz]

thanks boris

[@7XxZz7]

Had an *incredibly* rough day... now it's not so bad. Thanks for uploading :)

[@Dev-zr6rp]

Boris, thank you for playing games again, we love it!!!😄

[@Selzor]

It’s always nice to see you upload man.

[@nadocannon7653]

I haven’t watched Boris in a while, and when I heard new intro, It sounds amazing(In a while, I mean since he returned to KZbin)

[@auffq]

no way i haven’t seen this man since 2020, since the little snack with the bread mayonays slice of tomato and meat slob

[@tybronx2446]

I'm absolutely losing it at Boris reading the Cyrillic they used to write contraband KAHDKAJSSHAHDKS

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

The commissar will join us of course when we eventually embark.

[@z4ck06_official]

One way to wake up is to watch Boris' new video. Always good stuff

[@dr.rattle]

The collab I needed to see today, Boris and border patrol

[@JetDom767]

Is always good day when Comrade Boris upload!

[@rayraylahb3645]

I hope you do a series on this game Boris! It’s fun watching you play it :)

[@oppenz3723]

Boris on upload spree, me like it.

[@Sharkizen]

This made my morning complete

[@igorusz5747]

10:18 Who shall summon me the immortal mortal,*Борис*

[@draconiclord2377]

4:27 fuckin' Jschlatt is here, wtf? a crossover i didnt know i needed.

[@obamabin-laden2420]

Boris, please make this a series!

[@nicotine_twoshot]

NEWWW INTRO! really well made!

[@xaviorshideout]

Need a series of this

[@discordinmymind6565]

Best border guard ever

[@JUMALATION1]

Your commentary is on point ✨👌

[@theangryswede5521]

Think our favorite slav missed out on his true calling! Boris the border guard would be truly terrifying

[@FeudalRoach]

Boris is food and computer. I love food and computer so I love Boris

[@lorenzorentniop717]

Yes

[@bmxdude1337]

Watched part 2 without realizing i hadnt watched part 1

[@ivanivanovich8624]

The best contraband police to ever exist, Boris!